Gayle - Episode 27: Lost in the New D

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  • Опубликовано: 9 сен 2024
  • Gayle and Bonnie make a horrible discovery.
    Chris Fleming: Gayle Waters-Waters
    Nancy Fleming: Bonnie
    Erin Merrell: Cassie
    Alex Hintlian: Brian
    Fred Strype: Rick Gausmann
    Directed by Melissa Strype
    Written by Chris Fleming
    Music by Brian Heveron-Smith
    Special thanks to Keith Jarman:
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    Shayna Strype
    Katie Fleming
    and Chris Hartford

Комментарии • 409

  • @juliawhitmore3991
    @juliawhitmore3991 3 года назад +259

    We gotta give Chris's mom her props for being a comedic genius as well

    • @InfinitelyAnon
      @InfinitelyAnon 8 месяцев назад +6

      That's been chris' mom th e whole time??

    • @salsasoul4112
      @salsasoul4112 18 часов назад +1

      Yes. Also, Dave is his Dad, but Chris does the meek and mild voice 😂😂😂😂

  • @oblivionogre
    @oblivionogre 6 лет назад +1765

    I love how bonnie and Gayle get along easily when they both hate something

    • @Kirsten_is_cursed10
      @Kirsten_is_cursed10 4 года назад +17

      Like mother like...daughter? 😂

    • @g0thique
      @g0thique 4 года назад +15

      but as soon as they disagree on something they're mortal enemies!

  • @leoevan9594
    @leoevan9594 8 лет назад +1404

    "For me, they're zero-bite brownies. I suck those things down like a BURMESE PYTHON."

  • @olivegorl8671
    @olivegorl8671 7 лет назад +1216

    "It's time for me to assassinate Bonnie with my legs"
    great way to start the season Gayle 😂👌🏼

  • @annariordan2801
    @annariordan2801 6 лет назад +774

    "and DDdddaVE skipped the meeting because Shrek 2 was on ABC Family"

  • @whitneysource
    @whitneysource 8 лет назад +1916

    I am literally on a gayle marathon right now.

    • @mollymay5989
      @mollymay5989 8 лет назад +31

      Same though, I just started a couple hours ago

    • @stanislausklim7794
      @stanislausklim7794 7 лет назад +8

      whitney source what happened to the series? How come there haven't been any be episodes

    • @Miiicah
      @Miiicah 7 лет назад +2

      SAME

    • @TheEmilyxx99
      @TheEmilyxx99 7 лет назад +13

      Chris Fleming (the guy who plays Gayle) has been on his comedy tour for months so he hasnt been uploading many videos.

    • @delirmaryland
      @delirmaryland 5 лет назад

      they're SO GOOD

  • @calipigenia
    @calipigenia 8 лет назад +867

    "If you blink more than 3 seconds, it's your body telling you it wants to die"

    • @tiredwitch7758
      @tiredwitch7758 6 лет назад +26

      That probably explains why I do it in school at times

    • @honeycomb937
      @honeycomb937 5 лет назад +14

      That explains why I do it *very often*

  • @madelyncrawford6998
    @madelyncrawford6998 8 лет назад +913

    Gayle: "Bonnie you saved my life back there. Don't think I didn't notice it."
    Bonnie: "you would have done the same for me"
    Gayle: "no I wouldn't have"
    that's my favorite part 😂😂

  • @mollymay5989
    @mollymay5989 8 лет назад +706

    "I forced them at leg point" IM LAUGHING

  • @karlah8919
    @karlah8919 6 лет назад +401

    “Unless these people were shipwrecked, they have no reason for them to be waving at us like this.” 😂😂

  • @amandamotionless2757
    @amandamotionless2757 8 лет назад +631

    Bonnie:"I used to come out in these woods to scream"I thought I was the only one who screamed in the woods

  • @stephenfiora9063
    @stephenfiora9063 8 лет назад +587

    "if this development was a soft drink it would be Sprite"

  • @AngstAttack
    @AngstAttack 8 лет назад +783

    Every episode she says DAVE just a little deeper. 😂👏

  • @Szu.z
    @Szu.z 6 лет назад +251

    "Excuse me sir, can you tell me how to piss? I can't quite remember." I'M CRYING

  • @babyvia6712
    @babyvia6712 6 лет назад +328

    "my husband skipped the meeting because shrek 2 was on abc family"
    "well, you and i did, but linda spilled a dunkachino all over her ballot so it wasn't counted."

    • @marley92282
      @marley92282 4 года назад +16

      “But I also forced the Gauseman’s at legpoint into voting against it” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @alliecardinal1768
    @alliecardinal1768 5 лет назад +161

    I like how in the beginning of these Bonnie seemed somewhat normal, but now she’s just like Gayle😂

  • @michaeldziedzic7802
    @michaeldziedzic7802 10 лет назад +344

    "Where's Dave? He's a hunk."

  • @julesgreen2066
    @julesgreen2066 5 лет назад +133

    "condition: poor"
    "look at those emailers"
    "what did they just get engaged- in their driveway?"

  • @abbyuser0293
    @abbyuser0293 4 года назад +112

    God I’m so pissed the internet failed this series. This should’ve been a tv show a long freaking time ago and the fact that it’s not will forever haunt me to my grave

    • @StoutShako
      @StoutShako 3 месяца назад

      It would have been perfect for Adult Swim.

  • @nolanmeier53
    @nolanmeier53 3 года назад +125

    I like how Gayle and Bonnie didn’t even notice 20 houses being built at the end of their street

    • @jennifere.pergola598
      @jennifere.pergola598 2 года назад +2

      I was wondering the same thing myself 😆.

    • @marie_es
      @marie_es Год назад +17

      Too busy trying to hack into each other's emails

    • @cocopopcoven
      @cocopopcoven Год назад +9

      They were too busy being she kings

    • @TrixIsAnOwlbeast
      @TrixIsAnOwlbeast 11 месяцев назад +3

      It be like that sometimes

  • @CrustofCreation
    @CrustofCreation 8 лет назад +426

    Respect for braving a tank top in New England winter 😃

    • @MMDAMV
      @MMDAMV 7 лет назад +20

      CrustofCreation I was shivering just looking at Gayle! I may have lived in NE all my life, but I just can't take the cold!

  • @peppermint23
    @peppermint23 8 лет назад +480

    "talk to me when all you want to do is beat the shit out a butternut squash on a Saturday, but your husband comes in with a Let's Go Minigolfing twinkle in his eye, and you gotta go to Pirate's Cove and putt out!"

  • @nspector
    @nspector 8 лет назад +314

    "My cotton gin doesn't have Yahoo maps on it."

    • @keythah
      @keythah 3 года назад +2

      Probably one of my favorite lines from this entire series.

    • @nspector
      @nspector 3 года назад +3

      @@keythah Wow, I've actually forgotten the line! Have to rewatch pronto.

    • @nspector
      @nspector 3 года назад +2

      Ahhh yes. Perfect.

  • @merisakouvo
    @merisakouvo 10 лет назад +128

    "In the face of death Bonnie and I said some pretty incriminating things to each other, I am hoping she'll forget about it tomorrow." Sooooo funny. So happy Gayle is back!

  • @Kilbot192
    @Kilbot192 8 лет назад +517

    I love the tongue thing you always do. So subtle but really ties together the bat shit craziness within Gayle.

  • @greenred2121
    @greenred2121 8 лет назад +172

    "we gotta get airlifted outta here"...😂😂😂😂

  • @EnjoyerofYoutube
    @EnjoyerofYoutube 8 лет назад +165

    **tests the wind for some reason** the big dipper takes you to panera hahahahaha

    • @Paylala
      @Paylala 4 года назад +8

      Alex Kessler tests the wind WITH A GLOVE ON 😂😂😂

  • @amyann47
    @amyann47 8 лет назад +95

    'let's go slither back to our old ass houses and sit by a loom, and hang out with our dulcolax' hahahahahaha greatest thing that i've ever heard

  • @aphroditeladie
    @aphroditeladie 8 лет назад +145

    "Look at those e-mailers."

  • @MithrilMagic
    @MithrilMagic 10 лет назад +153

    "Don't tell me how many bites to take per brownie!" Lol!!!

  • @gloryw6607
    @gloryw6607 5 лет назад +90

    Imagine being Bonnie (Nancy Fleming) and watching your son flapping his legs at you.

  • @rayamartin9669
    @rayamartin9669 5 лет назад +26

    It’s crazy how great of an actor Chris is. He completely disappears into the role. Like never once do I think of gayle as anything but gayle

  • @rndmrazer_reaper3084
    @rndmrazer_reaper3084 7 лет назад +53

    "I chased a fat duck for 2 plus hours" youre a completly random genious😂

  • @beepboop3928
    @beepboop3928 Год назад +7

    the editing on this one is batshit crazy. makes it feel like an acid trip

  • @junkpool
    @junkpool 3 года назад +33

    why did "linda spilled a dunkachino all over her ballot so it wasnt counted" make me laugh that hard. this entire episode kills me

    • @junkpool
      @junkpool 3 года назад +7

      "dave skipped the meeting because shrek 2 was on abc family" ITS THE LITTLE THINGS....

  • @synchrxny
    @synchrxny 10 лет назад +203

    THANK YOU JESUS, MARY, AND UTERUS, SHE'S BACK

  • @ivanaam9607
    @ivanaam9607 8 лет назад +153

    IM LAUGHING SO HARD. " I cant rest i gotta hunt" "i got licked by a golden retriever" "wheres dave? HES A HUNK""if you google searched 'house' this is what'd come up!!" "no i wouldn't've"

  • @beatlesrgear
    @beatlesrgear 8 лет назад +176

    Oh crap!
    It's gonna take Gayle two litres of Chobani (with a bowl of couscous) to get over the trauma of this day spent in the New D !!

  • @dandiestdryer
    @dandiestdryer 6 лет назад +39

    I like Gayle's golden retriever folklore

  • @Bee-li8ox
    @Bee-li8ox 5 лет назад +15

    Can we all just take a minute to appreciate the woman who plays Bonnie because honestly she sells it so well

    • @FlOrHM
      @FlOrHM 5 лет назад +10

      She's Chris' actual mom lol

    • @Bee-li8ox
      @Bee-li8ox 5 лет назад +1

      @@FlOrHM IS SHE REALLY LMAO that makes it so much better 😭😭😭💀💀💀 could you imagine doing shit like this with your mom??

  • @ellenv4686
    @ellenv4686 7 лет назад +229

    the little dipper takes you to panera

  • @emilyh9755
    @emilyh9755 5 лет назад +40

    Why does this not have a million plus views 😂

  • @hglasson7381
    @hglasson7381 5 лет назад +43

    "Bonnie, you saved my life"
    "You would've done the same for me"
    "No, I wouldn't have"
    😂😂😂

  • @bluemercy8127
    @bluemercy8127 7 лет назад +27

    "I SUCK THOSE THINGS DOWN LIKE A BURMESE PYTHON" had me dying omg

  • @hbw94
    @hbw94 6 лет назад +46

    Halloween night and my New D is already complaining. A few vocal young ladies want to close the neighborhood to through traffic on Halloween because the cars she saw tonight were not driven by people who live here. This video is all I could think of.

  • @junehatter8479
    @junehatter8479 4 года назад +9

    "We're in a Labyrinth! What am I, Jim Henson?"

  • @taw2377
    @taw2377 7 лет назад +34

    the golden retriever bit, I am dying

  • @crazyslothlady419
    @crazyslothlady419 7 лет назад +72

    Who thinks he actually slipped at 2:10 and that it wasn't just part of the video? 😂

  • @SeltzerAddict
    @SeltzerAddict 5 лет назад +20

    omg @2:11 when he slips TWICE and still keeps up the rant. Chris Fleming is such a professional

  • @darianmunjone3130
    @darianmunjone3130 8 лет назад +59

    "where's dave, he's a hunk."

  • @vanessabludgens
    @vanessabludgens 8 лет назад +69

    I've watched this entire series at least 3 times now

    • @mollypipsqueak
      @mollypipsqueak 7 лет назад +2

      Respect

    • @PiedPiper38
      @PiedPiper38 5 лет назад +1

      I've lost track but it's got to be in the upper 30s

    • @rosabscura
      @rosabscura 4 года назад

      Natalie S same. I’m kind of ashamed but also extremely proud.

  • @catmindelan8954
    @catmindelan8954 4 года назад +21

    This is my favorite quarantine discovery.

  • @Laurabreadcrumb
    @Laurabreadcrumb 8 лет назад +146

    "Licked by a golden" HAHAHHA

  • @elimidd6626
    @elimidd6626 6 лет назад +97

    Gayle summed up exactly how I feel about people who get married at 19
    Also, can't go screaming in the new D bonnie? Try me.

  • @meowjanet
    @meowjanet 10 лет назад +186

    So glad you are BACK, life is too predictable with out you!!!

  • @deadmedia922
    @deadmedia922 10 лет назад +100

    All hayle Gayle.

  • @kennedygreen9205
    @kennedygreen9205 8 лет назад +54

    0:41 THE PANINI PRESS!!!!

  • @SuniKayLou
    @SuniKayLou 7 лет назад +78

    "Who wants the old D when you can get the new D?" IM DYING

  • @rachelm.a.4224
    @rachelm.a.4224 3 года назад +17

    what makes me so sad is that an old-growth woodland was cleared to make room for this gentrified nightmare :(

  • @drangus3468
    @drangus3468 5 лет назад +13

    I love Gayle's fast food related curses. "TEX MEX!" "PIZZA HUT!"

  • @EnjoyerofYoutube
    @EnjoyerofYoutube 8 лет назад +39

    chris's videos are JAM-PACKED with hilarity. i can't even breathe from laughing so much - there are so many amazing lines back-to-back-to-back-to-back...

    • @dark-vigilant
      @dark-vigilant 3 года назад +2

      LITERALLY THE WHOLE ENTIRE SHOW 😅🤣😭😭

  • @EmiliusReturns
    @EmiliusReturns 2 года назад +6

    My grandparents’ neighborhood looks exactly like the new D and my sister and I get lost every time we try to leave it and I think of this episode every time.

  • @bifuriousbeech2603
    @bifuriousbeech2603 5 лет назад +19

    WHY IS THIS SERIES SO UNDERRATED

  • @madcarpenter1025
    @madcarpenter1025 8 лет назад +83

    "Get me some canopic jars for my B cups."

  • @chlatepdng
    @chlatepdng 10 лет назад +117

    I suck those things down like a Burmese python .....hahaha

  • @LittleMissDeath
    @LittleMissDeath 7 лет назад +37

    "I suck those things down LIKE A BURMESE PYTHON."
    That's what she said.

  • @gh0stcup
    @gh0stcup 4 года назад +11

    Dave skipped a meeting to watch Shrek 2, and that's the most relatable thing I've ever heard.

  • @disturvans2000
    @disturvans2000 7 лет назад +27

    Bonnie:"we're gonna die out here" I don't know why but I lost it!!! lol

  • @shelbycurry721
    @shelbycurry721 4 года назад +11

    The "let's-go-mini-golfing" twinkle in his eye. Lol. I feel like we really need to see Dave's face so I can accurately imagine it.

  • @yoellen1
    @yoellen1 5 лет назад +24

    I love that the bleeps do nothing to censor the profanity

  • @craisins95
    @craisins95 2 года назад +2

    This should have been nominated for a short film Oscar

  • @rjjames1518
    @rjjames1518 Год назад +3

    I love that Bonnie was standing there for who knows how long and didn't notice the new development directly behind her until Gayle did 😆

  • @ch_rryleaf
    @ch_rryleaf 4 года назад +19

    Took me four years to realize Rick gaussmann is Chris girlfriends dad

  • @aVeryBmovie
    @aVeryBmovie 5 лет назад +10

    LOVE the dynamics between Gayle and Bonnie!
    Love when Gayle goes into a false-chord metal voice!
    "Talk to me when she grows a goatee and gets into Linkin Park!"

  • @benjiwyatt8812
    @benjiwyatt8812 4 года назад +9

    This is exactly how I feel about new developments. They cut down old woods that I love just to build the most boring cookie-cutter houses in existence. They look like they filmed this in my town, but that's probably just because all these new developments look the same.

  • @GRleftfielder
    @GRleftfielder 10 лет назад +35

    Laughing so hard I'm blowing couscous out my nose right now

  • @daniellek8818
    @daniellek8818 5 лет назад +13

    The funniest thing about this is that I'm watching this while I work. At pirates cove. Right now.

  • @freebird5064
    @freebird5064 4 года назад +4

    I seriously just slapped my leg laughing, can’t remember last time I did that over a RUclips skit, if ever 😂😂😂

  • @randomhuman3064
    @randomhuman3064 4 года назад +9

    2020, I discover Gayle. This is the best series ever : D

  • @charlottejulian7546
    @charlottejulian7546 4 года назад +7

    This is my favorite episode and I have no idea why, it radiates the energy my mind goes through on a daily basis

  • @joeytansey8466
    @joeytansey8466 3 года назад +5

    A near death experience inspiring the recognition of love between the 2 really shows how, and then the immediate recanting of it throws into sharp relief that even though they hate each other, that rival relationship is one of the most important either of them have. It's beautiful and sad that both of these women play such a huge role in each others lives, but the respect and admiration for each other they share can't be spoken outloud or it would destroy what they value about each other: being the baddest bitches in the whole damn east coast who won't be out shined or outdone by anyone. Like gale respects and admires Bonny more than her husband, but could never be with her because they would each always have to be top dog.

  • @chrisserrific
    @chrisserrific 2 года назад +2

    I love that the timeline of this series is like... 2002 with smartphones.

  • @craisins95
    @craisins95 4 года назад +2

    This is still one of my favorite Gayle episodes. Which is saying something because wow they’re all good

  • @photogirlx88
    @photogirlx88 4 года назад +5

    This and Trader Joe’d are the best episodes.

  • @swc19972000
    @swc19972000 8 лет назад +18

    "I'll take first watch." 😂😂

  • @kristenlee3130
    @kristenlee3130 7 лет назад +4

    This is the best show I've ever seen. I watch it every day like therapy. I can Rainman this shit at this juncture. Thank you Chris Fleming and Melissa Strype. Also Bonnie, Dave, Rick and LInda are perfect. This show is my JAM.

  • @TheExiledTexan
    @TheExiledTexan 8 лет назад +26

    God I need more Reggie in my life.

  • @floofytown
    @floofytown 6 лет назад +12

    CHRIS YOUR MOM IS SO COOL!

  • @dinolandra
    @dinolandra 5 лет назад +15

    Who's binging this in 2019?

    • @yeshalloween
      @yeshalloween 4 года назад +3

      2020. I’ve been rewatching for 7 years

    • @mariumriaz5
      @mariumriaz5 4 года назад

      @@yeshalloween same

  • @danielledunsworth9229
    @danielledunsworth9229 5 лет назад +3

    Our favorite frenemies, lol I actually had a Bonnie in middle school. We met up over a decade later, I thought I had really matured but then we started one upping each other just like these 2 do.

  • @nijohn12
    @nijohn12 8 лет назад +39

    PIZZA HUT!!!! I left mine in my toyota!!

  • @Notesofcitrus
    @Notesofcitrus 10 лет назад +19

    So good. Too good. I cant handle this. Thank you.

  • @jennatavarez2068
    @jennatavarez2068 5 лет назад +4

    I FORCED THE GOUSMANS AT LEGPOINT 😭😭💀💀💀💀💀

  • @aaronday793
    @aaronday793 8 лет назад +40

    "i suck those down like a Burmese python!"

  • @trudy9127
    @trudy9127 6 лет назад +17

    this is like Dwight's (from the office) fifth cousin

  • @yooomitch
    @yooomitch 6 лет назад +14

    "BUTTS"
    "We're gunna die out here"

  • @cheyennehenry1
    @cheyennehenry1 8 лет назад +23

    "they NEEDD to take a 20 minute nap"

  • @alexisjohnston8513
    @alexisjohnston8513 5 лет назад +3

    I watch five episodes of Gayle each day to cure my sadness.

  • @amsterluca
    @amsterluca 3 года назад +2

    Best “DAAAAVE” of all

  • @Kawsaki
    @Kawsaki 3 года назад +4

    “We were doing fine before all of this”
    I honestly thought this video was going to be about the new Detroit, but honestly this is way funnier 😆