Gayle - Episode 28: the Common App

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  • Опубликовано: 22 окт 2024

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  • @apperusenpai
    @apperusenpai 10 лет назад +1283

    "You haven't seen undeserved self-satisfaction until you've seen a group of theatre kids singing Bohemian Rhapsody."
    MEANWHILE, AT BASICALLY EVERY HIGH SCHOOL THEATRE EVER.....

    • @thadboy3267
      @thadboy3267 6 лет назад +6

      Ah, memories...

    • @maddiemoo7385
      @maddiemoo7385 5 лет назад +5

      I’m so targeted

    • @peachypeachworth3974
      @peachypeachworth3974 5 лет назад +1

      apperusenpai five years later you have reached 700 likes

    • @Sweet_Dee
      @Sweet_Dee 4 года назад +10

      I went to a karaoke bar where you paid like a dollar to sing and there was handwritten sign above the bar that read "Bohemian Rhapsody $20." I'm sure the staff had experienced one too many grown-up theatre kids coming through 😂

    • @ronaldreaganhater6982
      @ronaldreaganhater6982 3 года назад +1

      Mine was two trucks

  • @WhitWellingLautner
    @WhitWellingLautner 9 лет назад +982

    Bonnie: You do not throw my son at me!!!
    *throws own son at Gayle*

    • @josie3221
      @josie3221 4 года назад +17

      "you do not throw my son at me" bonnie says as she throws her pretend son at her real son

  • @jazzyann333
    @jazzyann333 6 лет назад +397

    "Mama's not here, Mrs. Waters-Waters" might be one of the best lines of modern American media

  • @tilinapple
    @tilinapple 3 года назад +282

    Its so accurate the stark difference of how narcissistic mothers treat their daughters (Gayle insulting / bullying Terry) vs their son (Bonnie stroking her son's hair calling him "Dearheart" etc) yet when the two mothers start a fight Bonnie literally flings her son back and forth as a weapon.

    • @deviantindividual
      @deviantindividual Год назад +7

      my mom with her (nearly 40 year old) son: 😊💗✨💝😽
      my mom with me: 👹🔪🤬😡🖕🏼

    • @JDMimeTHEFIRST
      @JDMimeTHEFIRST 3 месяца назад

      For me, it was my dad who is the insulting narcissist. I relate it to misogyny. For my dad, he is just a secret misogynist. For moms who insult daughters, it’s internal misogyny.

    • @i.cs.z
      @i.cs.z Месяц назад

      She didn't treat Ira well... maybe because she kidnapped him, but still.

  • @randomfrankp
    @randomfrankp 10 лет назад +1020

    That Weird Al joke literally killed me

    • @tianaroy5566
      @tianaroy5566 10 лет назад +36

      Not LITERALLY though. That would be national news.

    • @AvitalShtap
      @AvitalShtap 6 лет назад +1

      SO GOOD LOL

    • @tylermiller2024
      @tylermiller2024 6 лет назад +1

      I CHOKED- this show is everything

    • @thegotfredsonsrus378
      @thegotfredsonsrus378 6 лет назад +1

      randomfrankp me too I love weird al! 😁😍

    • @scoob1670
      @scoob1670 5 лет назад

      @@tianaroy5566 no it would not be "national news" whatever the hell that means lmao

  • @shadowwwwwwwwwww
    @shadowwwwwwwwwww 8 лет назад +848

    if only terri inherited the twins from her mother so she could break the door down with raw, unmitigated legwork and get the common app back.

    • @babyvia6712
      @babyvia6712 6 лет назад +13

      true. there are sometimes that she's just like her mother, but i would love to see her knock down a door with the sheer power of her own two gams.

    • @nicholasanderson2530
      @nicholasanderson2530 3 года назад +20

      This comment made me realize the discrepancy in legs between Terri’s parents. On the one hand you have the twins, and on the other you have Dave’s pale, flaccid khaki-stuffers

  • @vanessabludgens
    @vanessabludgens 8 лет назад +871

    Algebra 2 and Fig? If you're my daughter and you're above Junior year, you better be in Post-Calc: Intro to Space Numbers

  • @gaggle64
    @gaggle64 2 года назад +75

    The guy playing Brendan is a master at projecting the "No Thoughts Head Empty" vibe.

  • @caitlynkimberly1099
    @caitlynkimberly1099 10 лет назад +645

    WHAT ARE YOUR SAFETY SCHOOLS AND WHAT ARE YOUR REEEEACHHEEESSSSS

    • @rtchemp
      @rtchemp 7 лет назад +9

      Caitlyn Kimberly my parents rn😂😂

  • @klarelladevil8092
    @klarelladevil8092 9 лет назад +514

    the tongue thing will never get old

  • @reevecoble1812
    @reevecoble1812 7 лет назад +184

    "I know in your sick fantasy, I play the bassoon, but I don't play the bassoon"

  • @Jackaxed
    @Jackaxed 6 лет назад +254

    When Terry starts crying, the scene just gets so much funnier for some reason.
    *Terry, on the verge of sobbing:* Mom, please don't tell me you're eating chocolate-covered strawberries with my common app.

  • @peppermint23
    @peppermint23 8 лет назад +329

    Gayle shampooing the pineapple was amazing

    • @starryeyedtarot8876
      @starryeyedtarot8876 6 лет назад +3

      Almost as amazing as when Beef Hutchins frenches the bat. *sigh*

  • @danielleaudas952
    @danielleaudas952 8 лет назад +1056

    Gayle: You wouldn't have any room for your Weird Al Yankovic poster.
    Terry: I don't have a Weird Al Yankovic poster...
    Gayle: Oh right. Maybe I was thinking of your mirror.
    *Unpredictable starts playing*
    Probably my favorite quote from Gayle.

    • @katcauldron6949
      @katcauldron6949 8 лет назад +7

      I've used that so many times XD

    • @taylorgm9714
      @taylorgm9714 7 лет назад +3

      Danielle Audas II

    • @chrism4403
      @chrism4403 6 лет назад +1

      Thanks for the recap but we saw the video too lol

    • @lumen8341
      @lumen8341 6 лет назад +7

      it's Unbelievable (LOL)

    • @MedicFromTF2_REAL
      @MedicFromTF2_REAL 4 года назад

      I had to pause after that just to laugh lol

  • @aubreyhewitt5482
    @aubreyhewitt5482 8 лет назад +323

    "That store where everyone looks like linkin park" lol Hot Topic

  • @shikasakae3888
    @shikasakae3888 8 лет назад +279

    "Everyone who goes to Oberlin looks like they could be a boss from The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time" - Lmao

  • @deadturret4049
    @deadturret4049 6 лет назад +168

    Gayle is a strange individual. Cant use basic technology but it totally aware of a zelda game.

  • @Redpepper5
    @Redpepper5 10 лет назад +180

    Bonnie deserves a fuckin' Oscar.

    • @sensabaughs1
      @sensabaughs1 9 лет назад +9

      No, don't mention it, Leonardo DiCaprio will hear..

  • @TheAmerz1
    @TheAmerz1 9 месяцев назад +3

    This will NEVER not be hilarious. my daughter and I watch the whole series at least once a year for several years now. Chris, saw you in Columbus a few years back and was the greatest show ever!!

  • @rebeccasimpson-wallack8228
    @rebeccasimpson-wallack8228 9 лет назад +135

    omg that ocarina of time reference was incredible

  • @pvlkmrv
    @pvlkmrv 6 лет назад +99

    "If Abigail Proctor lived through The Crucible, she would be at Oberlin right now."

  • @Steph4nie99
    @Steph4nie99 10 лет назад +148

    The sound effects are superb this season.

  • @Dimmster
    @Dimmster 7 лет назад +65

    "I looked it up on Bing"
    It's the little things

  • @bobertimatoast
    @bobertimatoast 8 лет назад +77

    This season's special effects are like nothing I've ever seen before

  • @JordanR1621
    @JordanR1621 8 лет назад +369

    "Your room would be covered in Marilyn Monroe posters and playbills"
    Me: *Is in college and is a theatre kid*
    Me: *Looks up at my dorm room wall which is, in fact, covered in playbills*
    Me: .....Well played, Gayle...Well played...

    • @lumen8341
      @lumen8341 6 лет назад +4

      ya basic

    • @boulevard4145
      @boulevard4145 5 лет назад +1

      Mandy C. ya whole ass profile is basic too lmao

    • @funnyteacherman
      @funnyteacherman 5 лет назад +7

      Chris was a Theatre Kid(tm), so he definitely knows what he's talking about

    • @megannovak6396
      @megannovak6396 4 года назад +3

      Just saw this, crazy to think you’re graduated now

  • @mollieroark9233
    @mollieroark9233 7 лет назад +117

    "You wouldn't have room for your Weird Al Yankovic poster.."
    "I don't have a Weird Al Yankovic poster."
    "Oh you're right, I'm probably thinking of your full length mirror."

  • @hwh97
    @hwh97 10 лет назад +101

    I hope this series never ends.

  • @ray_ayy
    @ray_ayy 4 года назад +39

    If RUclips dies, and there is only enough room on my computer for one web series’ worth of downloads, this is what’s coming with me. Period.

  • @aliciaann6708
    @aliciaann6708 8 лет назад +83

    It's disturbing how similar gayle and I are. It's actually making me second guess my decision to have children when I'm older hahaha

    • @Jackaxed
      @Jackaxed 6 лет назад +49

      ariel christine if you plan on treating your kids like Gayle does, then NEVER have kids

    • @Lucifersfursona
      @Lucifersfursona Месяц назад

      Gayle is tbh a fantastic allegory for how it feels to explain complex abuse to ANYONE outside your immediate household. Who’re already there and either causing it or not helping much.
      Like Terry trying to explain this to other people in her life is rendered all but impossible by the level of absurdity it sounds like she’s hitting, even though in reality she’s just relaying information- but with none of Gayle’s internal logic, she can’t explain why this is happening or why it would even matter to her mom or any number of other things.
      Part of the show’s mastery is how it mixes true reality breaking with uncomfortably accurate abuse. Like I come from… not this dynamic exactly, but one with an abusive mother, and it had to be pointed out to me that Gayle had a level of this going on- and as I got older, some of the episodes made me more and more uncomfortable to watch, it wasn’t just great lines being delivered by Gayle as this New England chaos being, it was too close to home.
      These guys made something truly incredible with this show.

  • @bananaanna4412
    @bananaanna4412 7 лет назад +50

    Bonnie and her son are so creepy together.😂😂 I love it.😂😂

  • @madanonymous
    @madanonymous 10 лет назад +210

    YOUUUU... do NOTT throw MY SON at me....

  • @HibikiIwanttosleep
    @HibikiIwanttosleep 5 лет назад +16

    Is it okay that I've been kind of fangirling over Terry this entire series and Melissa Strype because her directing is on point?

  • @imliterallysotired3169
    @imliterallysotired3169 2 года назад +25

    I love how Gayle felt the need to specify that it’s The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time

  • @asseater0077
    @asseater0077 9 лет назад +210

    you get an 8 by 11 photo of jay Leno when u graduate

  • @annariordan2801
    @annariordan2801 6 лет назад +161

    "Villanova is just a bunch of sorority girls who are all hand on their hip confident wearing tiaras until about 2 am when they lose their cellphone and then they're scream-crying in an alleyway, eating guacamole out of their own high heels"

    • @kirastump2989
      @kirastump2989 5 лет назад +5

      Anna R that actually sounds like my school ngl

  • @Tamarind525
    @Tamarind525 Год назад +4

    This series is genius. It captures the absurdity of suburbia perfectly. I found Chris when I saw the company is coming when I was I the midst of a cleaning frenzy before my in-laws arrived. Gayle’s intensity was too on the nose. Whoever plays Bonnie - Chris Fleming’s mom? - wins best supporting actress. She’s a natural.

  • @andrewquesada4883
    @andrewquesada4883 10 лет назад +51

    The Weird Al line was the BEST line ever!!

  • @whitneysource
    @whitneysource 9 лет назад +95

    when gayle knocked the door down.

  • @gaylepiersol2367
    @gaylepiersol2367 10 лет назад +159

    It should be a felony to be this smart...

  • @GotInterest
    @GotInterest 5 лет назад +33

    The bit where they just throw bonnie’s son at each other kills me every time

  • @amypalooza6934
    @amypalooza6934 8 лет назад +45

    There are way too many hilarious moments in this episode to pin point one specific one! Heck, that's ALL of these episodes!

  • @normablue1
    @normablue1 6 лет назад +29

    this was literally my mother at the beginning of senior year when i was applying for colleges

  • @willmcpherson2
    @willmcpherson2 10 лет назад +49

    chris, the audio is way better now, thank you
    laughed my ass off at the sound that played every time gayle blinked

  • @pocketsizesatan
    @pocketsizesatan 5 лет назад +13

    As someone who played Abigail Williams in The Crucible, I wish we'd done Gayle's version too.

  • @disbishryhier6889
    @disbishryhier6889 6 лет назад +20

    "You haven't seen undeserved self satisfaction until you see a group of theater kids singing bohemian rhapsody" I grew up with theater kids, so this had me in tears 😂

  • @danielledunsworth9229
    @danielledunsworth9229 5 лет назад +5

    This is the kind of thing I play in the background during harsh study sessions. Watching someone else suffer through academic stress, especially through the lens of Gayle Waters-Waters, helps me relax.

  • @cpmiiell
    @cpmiiell 5 лет назад +7

    I think any piece of comedy deserves an award if it contains the sentence "You do not throw my son at me!".

  • @naota3k
    @naota3k 7 лет назад +35

    Post Calc: Intro to Space Numbers

  • @deadmedia922
    @deadmedia922 9 лет назад +10

    This is my favorite episode of GAYLE.

  • @123RockstarMe
    @123RockstarMe 8 лет назад +89

    "Do you want me to rub my big, little nose is your ears?"😂

  • @ziggybollus
    @ziggybollus 8 лет назад +71

    Terry is gorgeous. Does this mean I have thing for Weird Al?

    • @SammyStrawberry27
      @SammyStrawberry27 7 лет назад +9

      Terry doesnt even really look like Weird Al. lol Gayle is so mean

    • @l.l.7631
      @l.l.7631 5 лет назад +1

      i think it means you have a thing for terry lol

    • @RayrayFeelus
      @RayrayFeelus 4 года назад

      I got a thing for Terry too... Melissa Strype- check out the series with her sister on her RUclips page- the Diaper

  • @CollyWogs1
    @CollyWogs1 3 года назад +13

    There was a mortifying moment a few years ago when I ran into the guy who plays Brendan in an office lobby. Our eyes locked, I looked at him like "Oh butts, I know you!" it got awkward, and then I just walked away. He looked so uncomfortable.

  • @destinyawaitsx3
    @destinyawaitsx3 7 лет назад +21

    The dummy they use every time never fails to make me laugh. XD

  • @swimmyswim417
    @swimmyswim417 6 лет назад +4

    This came out right before my senior year started, right as I was working on the Common App.
    I just wish I’d discovered this series back then.

  • @MetalliChuckles
    @MetalliChuckles 8 лет назад +10

    OHMYGOD MY APLAC CLASS IS READING THE CRUCIBLE RIGHT NOW. So many coincidences since I started watching the Gayle series.

  • @ryangeer2689
    @ryangeer2689 10 лет назад +28

    MASTERPIECE

  • @mylahobbit1815
    @mylahobbit1815 6 лет назад +14

    a very accurate representation of the college search process also i go to oberlin and this is hilarious

  • @oldyeller322
    @oldyeller322 8 лет назад +90

    OK CUPID UNIVERSITY

  • @madsstokes
    @madsstokes 2 года назад +5

    This is so well produced

  • @TheIrish1991
    @TheIrish1991 7 лет назад +24

    Terry's scarf still has the tag on it. xD

  • @musisKat
    @musisKat 7 лет назад +29

    Yeah, I can't believe she was a senior and only in Algebra II and Trig.

  • @makaylavaughn5147
    @makaylavaughn5147 8 лет назад +22

    "You better be in post cal intro to space number": 3

  • @SunBleachedGhost
    @SunBleachedGhost 7 лет назад +32

    Why does Brendan seem like a Stepford Wife

  • @alyssaj8779
    @alyssaj8779 6 лет назад +6

    "What are your safety schools and what are YOUR REACHES?!?!?!?!?!"
    I was gonna say me as a mom but this is already me as a friend.

  • @katekursive1370
    @katekursive1370 7 лет назад +5

    THE OPENING KILLED ME DEAD, I CHOCKED

  • @joeyhathaway8447
    @joeyhathaway8447 Год назад +2

    Melissa is a 𝓹𝓲𝓷𝓷𝓪𝓬𝓵𝓮 of nonviolence. I find her approach to dealing with someone like Gayle most tasteful.

  • @katriarchy
    @katriarchy 7 лет назад +32

    why is terry filling out a paper common application

  • @Astoldbyrae_
    @Astoldbyrae_ 6 лет назад +17

    I died when she threw Brendan

  • @goatdeer8403
    @goatdeer8403 3 года назад +1

    Bonnie's look of contempt and shock during the fight scene are incredible and the editing makes me laugh every single time I watch it

  • @daniellaklayman6702
    @daniellaklayman6702 10 лет назад +8

    The Emerson Shout out tho!!!
    Amazing episode!!!

  • @yooomitch
    @yooomitch 6 лет назад +1

    This was the greatest episode of all time.

  • @modernlover7769
    @modernlover7769 4 года назад +3

    I remember watching this as an 8th grader and now as a senior applying to colleges it’s all too real

  • @_Hello_4444
    @_Hello_4444 3 года назад +3

    “If Abigail Proctor lived through the crucible she’d be at Oberlin right now voguing (?) with Tituba” LMFAO.

  • @PixelBlue11913
    @PixelBlue11913 5 лет назад +3

    The subtle Linkin Park background music every time gayle says "Linkin Park" makes me scream laugh everytime

  • @K1tachi
    @K1tachi 4 года назад +4

    "Post-Calc: Intro to Space Numbers" perfectly describes the Intro Astro Physics course that I took (and dropped just before the mid-term) in high-school 😂😭

  • @lapandcrp
    @lapandcrp 8 лет назад +4

    this is my favorite thing in the entire world

  • @suahabose4100
    @suahabose4100 7 лет назад +16

    "everyone who goes there looks like a boss from Legend of Zelda, AW-CARINA OF TIME" I'm dying

  • @PallasAthene12
    @PallasAthene12 3 года назад +1

    Props to Chris's mum for being such a good sport and doing these. XD What a legend.

  • @toaster_boi
    @toaster_boi 5 лет назад +11

    "don't throw my son at me."
    *Throws son back at Gayle*

  • @EnjoyerofYoutube
    @EnjoyerofYoutube 8 лет назад +5

    i don't have a weird al yankovic poster
    MAYBE I'M JUST THINKING ABOUT YOUR FULL LENGTH MIRROR HAHAHAHA OH MY GOD I'M LAUGHING SO HARD OUT LOUD

  • @alissa9862
    @alissa9862 8 лет назад +10

    Gayle's eyes are pretty.

  • @Last4xis
    @Last4xis 5 лет назад +1

    Reaching that level of disassociation where you just sit and stare at all your stove tops burning. Damn.

  • @pparagons
    @pparagons 8 лет назад +3

    ah this sure brings back memories
    *war flashbacks*

  • @TransMoira
    @TransMoira 6 лет назад +1

    This is all the work of a genius.

  • @genesismayer3865
    @genesismayer3865 7 лет назад +3

    the tag on terry's sweater gets me through life

  • @eugenievishek2662
    @eugenievishek2662 10 лет назад +4

    SO good!

  • @acidic_soda
    @acidic_soda 7 лет назад +5

    I feel for Dave. He is the best character

  • @EnjoyerofYoutube
    @EnjoyerofYoutube 8 лет назад +20

    you do not throw my son at me!!!

  • @gailism
    @gailism 7 лет назад +10

    I USED TO WORK AT LIDS LMAOO (can confirm - we do all look like linkin park)

  • @chinalebeau8021
    @chinalebeau8021 3 года назад +1

    Even when the episodes were only 2 minutes long, every episode feels like a 45 minute episode and I love it 😂

  • @diabloguy72
    @diabloguy72 10 лет назад +2

    LOVE YOU, GAYLE

  • @allisonstewart2905
    @allisonstewart2905 5 лет назад +1

    Please bring this back! I would love a behind the scene scene. I dont know of youre still doing episodes but Gayle Waters-Waters is my hero

  • @bmnawroc
    @bmnawroc 10 лет назад +12

    Holy crap! You mentioned Ocarina of Time!
    CAN YOU GET ANY BETTER?!

  • @Mrmack239
    @Mrmack239 3 года назад

    Still watching this in 2021. Chris Fleming’s deserves an Oscar. Still funnier than what’s on TV.

  • @meowjanet
    @meowjanet 10 лет назад

    Soooo well done,,, the suspense is UnBearable!

  • @blake..-
    @blake..- 5 лет назад +3

    I want to buy Brendan a tropical smoothie and encourage him to keep perfecting his cursive handwriting so our thank you notes look like we went to school on the east coast

  • @LaurieACouture
    @LaurieACouture 5 лет назад +9

    This episode is awesome!
    Gayle: "You don't need to 69 with a baby deer to wake up!"
    Terry: "There's a really expansive middle ground between those scenarios and your actions before..."
    "I don't have a Weird Al Yankovic poster..."
    "Oh yeah, maybe I'm just thinking of your full-length mirror."
    "The UNcommon app"! and fight scene between Gayle and Bonnie HA HA HA!

  • @IncorrigibleEskimoPi
    @IncorrigibleEskimoPi 4 года назад +2

    Bonnie and Gayle throwing Bonnie's son at each other is comedy gold and you can't tell me otherwise

  • @tinafitch3602
    @tinafitch3602 10 лет назад +4

    Gayle is absolutely my favorite thing on this planet, and is still hilarious, but the editing style so far this season is killing it for me.

  • @baloney1ful
    @baloney1ful 8 лет назад +9

    I don't have a Weird Al Yankovic poster. Oh, maybe I just confused it with your full-length mirror...