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  • @oliveraddison6143
    @oliveraddison6143 4 года назад +6822

    “that’s what i thought you’d say you dumb fuckn horse” LMAOO

    • @Gc77659
      @Gc77659 4 года назад +5

      Oh gosh yes😂

    • @thewhiteboardist
      @thewhiteboardist 4 года назад +6

      There is one extremely grumpy gentleman in the front row after that.

    • @najlasmith8933
      @najlasmith8933 4 года назад +2

      Celeste Addison 🤣😭

    • @thedirewolfking2274
      @thedirewolfking2274 3 месяца назад +4

      @@thewhiteboardistpoint him out? I keep missing him, a timestamp would be nice too :)

    • @social_avocado
      @social_avocado 20 дней назад

      it's such a change of tone it's hilarious

  • @averyware3535
    @averyware3535 5 лет назад +16313

    “No one knows what he’s going to do! Least of all the horse! He’s never been in a hospital before! He’s as confused as you are!” 😂

    • @MLBlue30
      @MLBlue30 5 лет назад +274

      You better believe he enjoys making it up as he goes along. And a lot of horse fans are glad to let him for some bizarre reason.

    • @iisuperstarii7310
      @iisuperstarii7310 4 года назад +132

      @@MLBlue30 bizarre reason? Dude. It's a horse. Loose. In. A. Hospital. Who wouldn't want to see that?
      I think most of the horse rallyers sadly had other reasons.
      Obviously there were people dying every year in the hospital. And no matter how smart the doctors were or the directors, nothing ever changed. People kept dying. So some geniuses figured, you know what nobody has yet tried? Setting a horse loose in the hospital. Maybe if we did that, then people would stop dying. You can't tell them that it's 100% not gonna happen. Because nobody has ever tried it yet. So here we all are. Watching a horse plow through a hospital...because no one ever thought to try it before.

    • @fullcircle8231
      @fullcircle8231 4 года назад +26

      Much better a horse than a lazy serial killer who's crimes took place in the same hospital wanting back into the hospital as head surgeon

    • @umainebearman
      @umainebearman 4 года назад +5

      Yeah we all watched the video. We all heard the joke. wtf

    • @averyware3535
      @averyware3535 4 года назад +20

      umainebearman you know I might have wrote it because I liked that quote and was sharing it in the comments. Also, a lot of people look into the comments before they watch a video

  • @holderofallknowledge604
    @holderofallknowledge604 2 года назад +2276

    The horse fired the horse catcher gets me every time

  • @Erinski
    @Erinski 2 года назад +956

    I miss the part where he says when you ask the people responsible why they would let a horse loose in the hospital, they're like "Well, the hospital was inefficient."
    "...So your solution was to let a horse inside?!"

    • @ASMR_Junkie
      @ASMR_Junkie 21 день назад +1

      When the horse you let inside was better the idiot we have now by miles.

  • @raymond1129
    @raymond1129 5 лет назад +7422

    i love that he made everything into an analogy except for "well if there's a horse in the hospital, i'm gonna say the n-word on tv!"

    • @vdinh143
      @vdinh143 4 года назад +280

      that bit slayed me. Absolutely brilliant

    • @azazel13ish
      @azazel13ish 4 года назад +156

      Also the hippo with the nuke!

    • @MilfLvr420
      @MilfLvr420 4 года назад +214

      That bit made me lose my fucking MIND. You can’t even sugarcoat such a ridiculous “connection”

    • @sleepysmoke7581
      @sleepysmoke7581 4 года назад +29

      Can someone please tell me what the n-word is?
      (Not from English-speaking country)

    • @holdenn_h
      @holdenn_h 4 года назад +51

      @@sleepysmoke7581 there is a Wikipedia page about it.

  • @julianseb6447
    @julianseb6447 3 года назад +5183

    update: the horse is getting angy cause we're finally removing him form the hospital, he is now sueing the hospital

    • @xaviermerson7594
      @xaviermerson7594 3 года назад +50

      But the main point is the surgeons have removed the horse from the hospital

    • @grayforester
      @grayforester 3 года назад +45

      He fired another horse catcher today.

    • @julianseb6447
      @julianseb6447 3 года назад +27

      @@grayforester god damn this horse isn't fucking around huh

    • @Alexander-vg5qf
      @Alexander-vg5qf 3 года назад +26

      @@julianseb6447 Correction: this horse isn't horsing around

    • @aaliyahyasmin3158
      @aaliyahyasmin3158 3 года назад +6

      I read this while the ad was playing and I was so mf confused

  • @anti_fragile
    @anti_fragile 2 года назад +672

    The way he goes "I didn't know he knew how to do that" and "If you even fffucking look at the hospital-" fucking murdered me

  • @karmasauce2323
    @karmasauce2323 3 года назад +2735

    The genius behind this analogy cannot be overstated.
    This will forever stay with me as the best way to describe Trump's term as President.

    • @angru_arches
      @angru_arches Год назад +17

      Oh the beautiful incredulous Left-wing consensus of Show Bizz...but the bit is funny.

    • @cosmicglowsticks
      @cosmicglowsticks Год назад +91

      @@angru_arches Nah this is 100% accurate, remember the man tried to edit the path of a hurricane with a marker

    • @Tortilla.Reform
      @Tortilla.Reform Год назад +40

      @@cosmicglowsticks He also suggested that we nuke a hurricane 😂

    • @Tortilla.Reform
      @Tortilla.Reform Год назад +15

      @@angru_arches Better than the right wing consensus of the corporate world

    • @angru_arches
      @angru_arches Год назад

      @@Tortilla.Reform Corporate consensus like the giants of Big Tech (RUclips, Twitter, Facebook, Tik Tok) demonetizing and shadow-banning conservatives,..and Nike, Bud Light, Apple, etc, all vouching so hard for the Left and the TransMovement (standing in solidarity with child mutilation and castration)...or do you mean the White House which wouldn't condemn the trans terrorist for killing Christian children and staff when she targeted a religious institution, and instead of bemoaning the massacre Biden says that he stands with the trans community,...or Hollywood, or the mainstream media, or the Universities...please, help me out here with the resounding consensus on corporate support for the right-wing sir or miss, or [insert pronoun here]....

  • @vuyolwethu_m26
    @vuyolwethu_m26 5 лет назад +9893

    A horse taking an elevator is harmless but very much worrisome and puzzling.

    • @Name-ps9fx
      @Name-ps9fx 5 лет назад +129

      Vuyolwethu Mtyapa Taking the elevator is the easy part (door opens, you walk in)...choosing the correct button for the desired floor is the hard part.

    • @Fsuholley
      @Fsuholley 5 лет назад +74

      Unless you are on the elevator with the horse.

    • @Leonlion0305
      @Leonlion0305 5 лет назад +39

      @@Fsuholley and then there are those people who are in the elevator who either got kicked out of the elevator or just said "fuck this shit, I'm out" because it's too much of an roller coaster lmao

    • @mighty-roman
      @mighty-roman 5 лет назад +17

      What did you expect?!
      That horse can't walk up the stairs. We would have a situation in our hand if he did that.

    • @kimberlycarter5915
      @kimberlycarter5915 4 года назад +11

      Let's hope it doesn't exceed the 500 pound weight limit

  • @johnbazy
    @johnbazy 4 года назад +5294

    This is some of the best, smoothest, most inventive political comedy I've heard in my life. Mulaney took a sticky topic and actually crafted something out of it instead of just throwing it in like every other comedian on the planet.

    • @mircat28
      @mircat28 4 года назад +30

      Totally agree!

    • @darthxerxes5468
      @darthxerxes5468 4 года назад +191

      Other comedians: orange man bad
      John mulaney: THERE'S A HORSE LOOSE IN THE HOSPITAL!

    • @najlasmith8933
      @najlasmith8933 4 года назад +1

      johnbazy 🤣😭

    • @leetledrummerboy
      @leetledrummerboy 4 года назад +55

      He had an original take which is what good comedy is. You would never catch Louis CK or Dave Chappelle or any of the greats dropping the hack bits that we've been allowing to pass for comedy just because they're directed in the fashionable political direction. By the way, Mulaney, CK, and Chappelle are all leftists--at least nominally--and do include their views into their acts, which is completely fine. What matters is that they don't let their politics get in the way of making good comedy. I also respect that Mulaney had the balls to admit he doesn't follow politics when that makes so many people so butthurt.

    • @dababy8017
      @dababy8017 4 года назад +10

      I’m not even mad and I like trump, mulaney is talented af

  • @fibsh546
    @fibsh546 2 года назад +159

    This HAS to be one of the greatest bits of comedy I've ever heard.

  • @fey0217
    @fey0217 9 месяцев назад +159

    THE HORSE HAS A MUGSHOT NOW

    • @DaxiaOsa
      @DaxiaOsa 3 месяца назад +5

      Ace attorney fan spotted ‼️⁉️

    • @TwigCommenter
      @TwigCommenter 2 месяца назад +3

      Hi fellow ace attorney fan

    • @DaxiaOsa
      @DaxiaOsa 2 месяца назад

      @@TwigCommenter Heyo !!

    • @gabbithealicorn7327
      @gabbithealicorn7327 2 месяца назад

      ACE ATTORNEY FAN ON A JOHN MULANEY VIDEO?! MY PEOPLE

  • @samoanjoseph1457
    @samoanjoseph1457 5 лет назад +6321

    As soon as he starts talking about the horse, all I can think is, "If the horse is there, does that mean nobody is watching the dogs?"

    • @joepayton128
      @joepayton128 5 лет назад +197

      Only real ones will get this comment 😂

    • @satsfallingdown
      @satsfallingdown 5 лет назад +113

      Plot twist: turns out America is the dogs

    • @sicilyfranklin3157
      @sicilyfranklin3157 5 лет назад +21

      I don't get it. Are the dogs the senators and representatives in Congress?

    • @KayKimree
      @KayKimree 5 лет назад +120

      @@sicilyfranklin3157 No. It's about asking a horse to babysit your dogs.

    • @sicilyfranklin3157
      @sicilyfranklin3157 5 лет назад +42

      @@KayKimree OML I COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT THAT!!! Thanks dude.

  • @RioDancesOnTheSand
    @RioDancesOnTheSand 3 года назад +13609

    ...the horse is now *literally* in the hospital.

    • @meeDorush
      @meeDorush 3 года назад +524

      The horse 🐴 got OUT of the hospital...and is now LOOSE in the White House with NO mask!

    • @emosmurfette3938
      @emosmurfette3938 3 года назад +104

      He's in a hospital that's in a hospital

    • @RioDancesOnTheSand
      @RioDancesOnTheSand 3 года назад +43

      @@annapeck7635 ....good...for...you??

    • @RioDancesOnTheSand
      @RioDancesOnTheSand 3 года назад +42

      @@annapeck7635 have you *seen* every third comment under this video? rearrange them by most recent and scroll down to five days ago, maybe you'll learn something lmao

    • @annapeck7635
      @annapeck7635 3 года назад +7

      @@RioDancesOnTheSand Yeah looked before I posted this trump had literally just gone to the hospital mine was first...all I'm saying

  • @crescentedwards851
    @crescentedwards851 Год назад +82

    I love the comment section keeping us up to date with the horse's actions

  • @IckyNeko
    @IckyNeko Год назад +22

    When they confirmed he lost in 2020, John tweeted a pic of a drawing of a horse running away, "And stay out!"

  • @vaishnaviamin
    @vaishnaviamin 5 лет назад +11083

    The horse is like, *"I've fired the horse-catcher"* XD

  • @localmenace3043
    @localmenace3043 4 года назад +3582

    2019: _(cry-laughing)_
    2020: _(cry-laughing harder)_

    • @courtney-ray
      @courtney-ray 4 года назад +88

      Mid 2020: (just crying now 😭)

    • @lenkacfk7155
      @lenkacfk7155 4 года назад +9

      How do you feel now, in mid-June? 🙈

    • @mikotosataka3565
      @mikotosataka3565 4 года назад +25

      *2020, start of July:* h. Help

    • @Ameute
      @Ameute 3 года назад +2

      How did he predicted this?

    • @lenkacfk7155
      @lenkacfk7155 3 года назад +8

      The horse just announced that it wants to postpone the election - I think it's here to stay...

  • @ColinDMcIntosh
    @ColinDMcIntosh Год назад +25

    “I have fired the horse catcher” gets me every time lol

  • @SavageGreywolf
    @SavageGreywolf 2 года назад +307

    Update: the horse still won't shut the hell up, even though he's been out of the hospital for a year, and he keeps trying to scam his way back into the hospital

  • @GHZoner
    @GHZoner 4 года назад +2748

    Now the horse is trying to pretend there are no sick people in the hospital.

    • @nasim3093
      @nasim3093 3 года назад +19

      underrated comment XD

    • @olivermendonca9545
      @olivermendonca9545 3 года назад +8

      you win the internet

    • @thatdamncatboy7963
      @thatdamncatboy7963 3 года назад +34

      The horse now has been infected by the sick people it tried to deny.

    • @ezziboo
      @ezziboo 3 года назад +3

      That damn Anarchist ...I swear, the schadenfreude I have today is so, so delicious.

    • @anamariefalk3796
      @anamariefalk3796 3 года назад +6

      Now he’s there himself

  • @clancytkmru8527
    @clancytkmru8527 4 года назад +7893

    ’m enjoying all the updates in the comments because it means that every time the horse does something, we all return to this video

    • @psychticambitin7987
      @psychticambitin7987 4 года назад +35

      Exactly

    • @HabitsRabbits
      @HabitsRabbits 4 года назад +14

      Psÿçhøtïç Ambítìøn Your username is the only one I’ve felt equal to.

    • @boba4bobaman294
      @boba4bobaman294 3 года назад +7

      @@HabitsRabbits I'm not sure how to read this... Be ssarpesst buoorn?

    • @HabitsRabbits
      @HabitsRabbits 3 года назад +7

      Pink Otaku_223 Keep trying, your closer than most

    • @boba4bobaman294
      @boba4bobaman294 3 года назад +19

      @@HabitsRabbits the ssarpesst thørn (there's no English equivalent for ø)
      THE SHARPEST THORN
      Being a language fenatic is finally paying off ( ꈍᴗꈍ)

  • @Wulthrin
    @Wulthrin 2 года назад +28

    in retrospect, this is exactly what it was like. as soon as they got that horse out of the hospital i spent way less time on my phone.

    • @Mr123iam
      @Mr123iam 3 месяца назад +3

      The horse was replaced by an elderly Doctor..he's slow but wise...the horse bucked and kicked holes in the walls on his way out . He's now kicking the glass lobby doors wanting back in.

    • @nightsgrow6575
      @nightsgrow6575 2 месяца назад

      We all breathed a sigh of relief

    • @reubenoakley5887
      @reubenoakley5887 День назад

      Congratulations. You're an idiot.

  • @beatriceembergale4881
    @beatriceembergale4881 3 года назад +202

    Update: Everybody forgot about the horse. He still tries to make a riot in the vet, but nobody cares.

  • @dwightyouignorantslut772
    @dwightyouignorantslut772 5 лет назад +8550

    I DONT REMEMBER THAT IN HAMILTON
    I swear this man is a national treasure.

    • @navzee831
      @navzee831 5 лет назад +6

      @@HaidebugCreates LOOOOOLZ

    • @PolrisTired
      @PolrisTired 5 лет назад +87

      Haidy Bug When you said his name I legit thought you were insulting him

    • @HaidebugCreates
      @HaidebugCreates 5 лет назад +5

      Gael Vazquez no I was making a national treasure joke

    • @The_AceEmpress
      @The_AceEmpress 4 года назад +4

      Agree

    •  4 года назад +5

      Funniest line in a hilarious bit...

  • @Omahdon
    @Omahdon 3 года назад +12830

    The horse is now in the process of being removed from the hospital.

    • @heliodotust
      @heliodotust 3 года назад +365

      THE HORSE IS BEING KICKED OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND WE'RE ALL CHEERING

    • @deodate2995
      @deodate2995 3 года назад +282

      the horse is being replaced by a one-eyed goat now. we're not sure how that will turn out but hey, the horse is gone!

    • @BananaLettuce
      @BananaLettuce 3 года назад +133

      To quote John Mulaney’s social media: “...and stay out!!”

    • @Ricken9000
      @Ricken9000 3 года назад +33

      @@deodate2995 The Horse is getting replaced by a slightly smaller horse

    • @spongeintheshoe
      @spongeintheshoe 3 года назад +113

      @@deodate2995 At least the goat has been trained not to damage important medical equipment.

  • @chrisheartman9263
    @chrisheartman9263 10 месяцев назад +25

    The horse apparently is stealing top secret government information just for funzies

  • @realrider24
    @realrider24 Год назад +65

    THIS JUST IN: The FBI has investigated the horse's stable to search for documents that may block the horse from attempted re-entry into the hospital.

  • @samparr3368
    @samparr3368 4 года назад +9081

    Somehow the accuracy of this analogy has only increased with time.

    • @roachqueen1973
      @roachqueen1973 3 года назад +45

      Yep. Most def.

    • @xXxJSCOTTxXx
      @xXxJSCOTTxXx 3 года назад +131

      The horse is now bragging about a mental fitness test he 'aced'... The doctors said they couldn't believe the results.
      That's not something the horse should be proud of...

    • @BurrytheBee
      @BurrytheBee 3 года назад +19

      It’s 2020.
      Ur so right.

    • @idkwhatoputherex7
      @idkwhatoputherex7 3 года назад +42

      Actually this skit helped me understand politics
      Yes I’m a kid so no I didn’t understand

    • @sakurawitch1303
      @sakurawitch1303 3 года назад +35

      @@idkwhatoputherex7 And that's ok! You're willing to find ways to help you understand difficult subjects! You should be proud of the fact that you want to understand, so you make an effort to find ways around the complicated wordings of said subjects ^.^

  • @Aybeece
    @Aybeece 4 года назад +13030

    BREAKING NEWS: The horse has been loose in the hospital for so long that now he thinks that he’s a doctor.

    • @logicaloverdrive8197
      @logicaloverdrive8197 4 года назад +379

      He's telling his followers in the psych ward that sunlight and disinfectant can cure sickness.

    • @Apples765
      @Apples765 4 года назад +35

      True

    • @MeggMallory
      @MeggMallory 4 года назад +11

      I just laughed outloud, for real 😂😂

    • @cd8467
      @cd8467 4 года назад +65

      the horse is now actively killing people in surgeries and saying it’s okay because when they said “please be less reckless with your surgeries so we won’t all die” he took it as a hate symbol.
      tbh kinda feels wrong to even use the analogies at this point

    • @allieevans7520
      @allieevans7520 3 года назад +23

      And he’s just replacing all the real shots with bleach

  • @saltyalterego
    @saltyalterego 3 месяца назад +6

    The horse is f'in trying to get back into the hospital.

  • @Its_me_Batman
    @Its_me_Batman Год назад +53

    I love how he didn't even say it but we knew exactly what he was talking about everything time he brought up a new incident

    • @waynemyers2469
      @waynemyers2469 9 месяцев назад

      Isn't it funny how the image he generated in your mind was exactly what you hate already? The narrative embedded in his routine is simply the standard leftist strawman let loose in the world of comedy and I hope Mulvaney burns in "Comedy Hell for his ideological pandering...cheap bastard, addicted to low-hanging fruit...

  • @taltzi
    @taltzi 3 года назад +6677

    update: the horse has been asked multipule times to leave the hospital, but the horse girls are sworming the hospital in a desperate attempt to keep the horse in the hospital

  • @AgentLayla526
    @AgentLayla526 3 года назад +4508

    The horse is now suing the hospital for replacing the horse with an actual surgeon now.

    • @VolkovLOL
      @VolkovLOL 3 года назад +73

      the surgeon might die in an operation in a year or so.

    • @arandomstartreknerd7261
      @arandomstartreknerd7261 3 года назад +53

      The surgeon is so damn old and senile he's gonna screw up like 12 operations and then die.

    • @BigYosh
      @BigYosh 3 года назад +65

      The surgeon can’t remember why he walked into the kitchen.

    • @birdflox1337
      @birdflox1337 3 года назад +76

      He's less of a surgeon and more like a goat. He probably won't do much, but there were probably much better alternatives.

    • @aldamakazumi
      @aldamakazumi 3 года назад +69

      Owww look at all those sore horse's balls lickers, like if the horse were not senile, at least the surgeon IS a surgeon.

  • @raemond1391
    @raemond1391 Год назад +13

    Update: The horse stole top secret files from the hospital

  • @gregoryseguin5073
    @gregoryseguin5073 Год назад +9

    Update: the horse was in a Miami court room today having his hoofs printed

  • @Larsbiscuit29
    @Larsbiscuit29 4 года назад +10075

    NEWS UPDATE: the horse has been caught, but the hospital is talking about bringing the horse *back* into the hospital

    • @ruwaydaphillips9426
      @ruwaydaphillips9426 4 года назад +27

      😂

    • @Sohnich
      @Sohnich 4 года назад +418

      Correction: The horse has been caught but horseback riders fight to keep him in the hospital

    • @rajeshsrajeshs
      @rajeshsrajeshs 4 года назад +115

      The hospital doesn't want the horse there.

    • @Sohnich
      @Sohnich 4 года назад +139

      @@rajeshsrajeshs We're well passed that!

    • @lyndseyf4408
      @lyndseyf4408 4 года назад +173

      Update: the EMS just sent the horse back into the hospital, and are trying to convince everyone that, perhaps, the horse should be hired as a doctor. Everyone is very pissed off.

  • @dwightyouignorantslut772
    @dwightyouignorantslut772 5 лет назад +11602

    This is probably the best analogy I’ve ever heard. God bless you John Mulaney.

    • @deluth4638
      @deluth4638 5 лет назад +25

      Nah, the analogy is shit if you don't suffer from TDS. John is just an amazingly funny comedian.

    • @jenniferbates2811
      @jenniferbates2811 5 лет назад +84

      @@deluth4638 Excatly, trump people can't laugh unless you're putting people mostly of color down, lose shit tons of money. Down grade woman, unless they are your daughter.

    • @bluebassett2
      @bluebassett2 5 лет назад +11

      @@jenniferbates2811 Did CNN tell you that?

    • @jenniferbates2811
      @jenniferbates2811 5 лет назад +93

      @@bluebassett2 no need for CNN, trump has had 70 years of bad behavior, bad economic conditions around him, horrible people skills. His immigration policy is to marry the pretty ones, then cheat on them.

    • @sngscratcher
      @sngscratcher 5 лет назад +8

      Yeah, brilliant analogy.

  • @thelojay
    @thelojay 2 года назад +3

    2:22 “That’s what I thought you’d say, you dumb fuckin horse” gets me so bad 😂😂

  • @cherrih.6078
    @cherrih.6078 2 года назад +6

    Update: Horse stole Hospital Records, Doctors Confused

  • @emirinobambino
    @emirinobambino 5 лет назад +2824

    I love how John Mulaney doesn't need to use profanity to tell jokes, and oftentimes doesn't, but in this bit he drops that charade.

    • @mircat28
      @mircat28 4 года назад +55

      Normal people cuss. It's real life.

    • @ghostderazgriz
      @ghostderazgriz 4 года назад +173

      He uses profanity when it fits. He's usually quite articulate.

    • @geoffreyokrongly916
      @geoffreyokrongly916 4 года назад +127

      I think the scarcity of cussing is what makes it so funny when he does. It adds that extra zing to it.

    • @birdflox1337
      @birdflox1337 4 года назад +55

      He reserves the cussing for when he wants to articulate that something extreme is going on

    • @OscarThompson10
      @OscarThompson10 4 года назад +9

      im confused, is this thread made up of children and/or catholics?

  • @macaronsncheese9835
    @macaronsncheese9835 Год назад +36

    Update June 2023: The horse, who is still adamant he was wrongfully removed from the hospital, is planning to convince people to let him in again. Notable opponents include a prettier horse who's been trained to be in hospitals but is VERY bent on attacking baby incubators anyway, and the geriatric but well-trained therapy pony currently in the hospital. Which is concerning on its own, but more concerning is that the horse has been caught by the horse catcher for stealing medical records and is currently on trial for hoarding them and showing them off to people. While he might get sent to the glue factory, everyone is pretty sure he's still going to try to get back into the hospital again next year.

    • @elenachristian9860
      @elenachristian9860 10 месяцев назад +1

      And he's still a fuCKIng HORSE!

    • @macaronsncheese9835
      @macaronsncheese9835 10 месяцев назад +3

      Update: You know how the horse's fan club stormed the hospital admin building right before the horse got removed? Yeah the horse is now officially in trouble for that too.

  • @ohducknothatsaraven
    @ohducknothatsaraven Год назад +6

    .....The horse made friends and now the hospital is on fire

  • @teresablue2553
    @teresablue2553 4 года назад +4660

    I really hope history teachers will use this clip in 20 years.

    • @elainadunn8209
      @elainadunn8209 4 года назад +88

      I almost sent this to my govt teacher ngl

    • @lextheweirdo9063
      @lextheweirdo9063 3 года назад +35

      I wish, but I don’t think they’ll be able to, due to cursing

    • @tobi_punk6020
      @tobi_punk6020 3 года назад +38

      Kat The Weirdo good news!!! my history teacher did not give a s h i t, and all history teachers are the exact same so I’m pretty hopeful that it will happen👀

    • @Pikapika-gc2pp
      @Pikapika-gc2pp 3 года назад +27

      My English teacher used it in class a couple years ago

    • @aryaiggy8823
      @aryaiggy8823 3 года назад +7

      That would be awesome. Kids would actually listen. He makes it fun

  • @TomDeLaCruz
    @TomDeLaCruz 5 лет назад +5006

    This guy has been teleported from 1929

  • @miloudbouzeboudja3210
    @miloudbouzeboudja3210 3 года назад +5

    The horse is now in a vacation playing golf

  • @bnwoodleyable
    @bnwoodleyable Год назад +8

    apparently the horse even ran off with a bunch of medical records!

  • @ProfessorMetalhead1
    @ProfessorMetalhead1 3 года назад +11487

    Update: The Horse has left the hospital. Doctors are changing the locks.

    • @Annemoontje
      @Annemoontje 3 года назад +142

      I repeat THE HORSE HAS LEFT THE HOSPITAL.... close the f*ing doors

    • @TwoKrazyKats
      @TwoKrazyKats 3 года назад +53

      Nothing like locking the hospital doors after the horse has been....evicted.

    • @honeymoonriver6050
      @honeymoonriver6050 3 года назад +44

      @@Annemoontje put it on lockdown. Turn off the lights and pretend no one is here.

    • @kosif
      @kosif 3 года назад +24

      Thank fucking god.

    • @nickcervenka8756
      @nickcervenka8756 3 года назад +24

      Eh, there are a few on the medical board that want to leave a door unlocked.

  • @natturner534
    @natturner534 5 лет назад +30437

    The brilliance of the bit is he doesn’t say “Trump” even once

    • @FreakieFan
      @FreakieFan 5 лет назад +460

      I agree

    • @andrewnewman9563
      @andrewnewman9563 5 лет назад +1500

      And you know who the hippo and horse catcher are. Political satire at its best.

    • @oya6870
      @oya6870 5 лет назад +896

      It is just about the most elegantly written bit you could possibly find, and it's about such a tacky and classless man. Amazing.

    • @rosericorico4980
      @rosericorico4980 5 лет назад +363

      Its like he doesn't even have to specify. We just know 😂😂

    • @Structureel
      @Structureel 5 лет назад +268

      That makes it timeless. If Mike Pence or Ted Cruz ever ascend the throne, it will still be applicable.

  • @waitaminutewhat2059
    @waitaminutewhat2059 2 года назад +15

    Update: the horse thinks he will be allowed back in the hospital

  • @maddiemiller9870
    @maddiemiller9870 3 года назад +5

    THE HORSE IS OUT OF THE HOSPITAL !!!

  • @thedailybullshit4033
    @thedailybullshit4033 4 года назад +912

    "There shouldn't be a horse in the hospital!"
    "We're WELL past that!"
    "Well if there's gonna be a horse in the hospital I'm gonna say the N-word on TV."
    "Those don't match up at ALL."

  • @peterdrumsta4479
    @peterdrumsta4479 4 года назад +779

    "I have fired the horse catcher" has happened repeatedly.

  • @LilJBean
    @LilJBean 3 года назад +11

    I feel as a horse person, I have waited for so long to have a joke made abut horses that isn't so directly focused to just us.
    This analogy has resonated with so many non-horse people I know and I am so happy for that XDDDD

  • @rayanderson5797
    @rayanderson5797 3 года назад +10

    0:08. Aaaaaand John summarizes the state of the world rather succinctly.

  • @darceyevans3461
    @darceyevans3461 4 года назад +1725

    The irony is the horse is probably not even smart enough to realise this is him

    • @wardedthorn6523
      @wardedthorn6523 4 года назад +57

      Honestly, I don't think he's as braindead as he pretends to be, it's just a lot easier to cater to the lowest common denominator.

    • @HeatherB..
      @HeatherB.. 3 года назад +6

      🤣🤣🤣🤣truth

    • @BurrytheBee
      @BurrytheBee 3 года назад +22

      Bruh
      This comment is amazing

    • @jacktheiss4085
      @jacktheiss4085 3 года назад +16

      Warded Thorn I would like to believe no one is actually THAT brain dead lmao but unfortunately I think he is

    • @lady_raineidv9297
      @lady_raineidv9297 3 года назад +3

      @@wardedthorn6523 I'd like to think that too, but I just saw an interview with his supporters about space force and it was _the most absolute dumb thing_ I have ever seen. So I won't really be surprised if he is too, I mean, they're his followers 😭

  • @ninacarmichael3074
    @ninacarmichael3074 4 года назад +6361

    newest update on the horse: the horse now thinks he is a medical professional because he has been in the hospital for so long and is telling the whole country to inject themselves with disinfectant

    • @ipod8927
      @ipod8927 4 года назад +11

      Dang that was harsh
      But imma inject myself

    • @jonathanredacted3245
      @jonathanredacted3245 4 года назад +80

      @Yo Ma no, it's not our fault that Trump keeps doing the political and scientific equivalent of shitting himself on live tv

    • @jonathanredacted3245
      @jonathanredacted3245 4 года назад +82

      @I spamsalot you don't have to be a expert to realize that injecting a substance devised to kill biological life forms into your body is a bad idea

    • @ninacarmichael3074
      @ninacarmichael3074 4 года назад +7

      I spamsalot when did i ever say i was?

    • @colecraddock1187
      @colecraddock1187 4 года назад +51

      @@jonathanredacted3245 Imagine needing peer-reviewed studies and a degree to know that injecting disinfectant is bad for you

  • @alk3myst
    @alk3myst 2 года назад +11

    I am crying lol. Those days when you don't hear from the horse at all.

  • @idrisnewton4552
    @idrisnewton4552 2 года назад +36

    i've seen this a billion times and I laugh just as hard every time. brilliant

    • @waynemyers2469
      @waynemyers2469 9 месяцев назад

      Intelligent people don't ordinarily laugh about the same thing over-and-over-again, certainly not a BILLION times! Obsessed people do...lunatics do...deluded people do...Leftists do...lol.

  • @tootsleeve9960
    @tootsleeve9960 3 года назад +6172

    Update: the horse is currently burning down the hospital

    • @yobogoya4367
      @yobogoya4367 3 года назад +80

      Well played December 37th, 2020...well played.

    • @carr0tkake
      @carr0tkake 3 года назад +67

      @@flysoup3607 the horse has been campaigning for months to rile crazy lunatics up and an hour before the riot called on them to go to the capitol.

    • @yobogoya4367
      @yobogoya4367 3 года назад +22

      @@flysoup3607 Dude shut the fuck up haha, i can smell your sad desperation from here.

    • @yobogoya4367
      @yobogoya4367 3 года назад +9

      @@flysoup3607 no it's not cupcake

    • @honeymoonriver6050
      @honeymoonriver6050 3 года назад +6

      All types of other horses storm the hospital to help him out

  • @mymindisaninkblot9408
    @mymindisaninkblot9408 3 года назад +4930

    John Mulaney: "I think eventually everything's gonna be okay."
    2020: "Ohoho, fun times up ahead."

    • @user-ne8eu9ks3w
      @user-ne8eu9ks3w 3 года назад +24

      Too true.
      Well, good thing is now it's going to be ok.

    • @screwyootube1
      @screwyootube1 3 года назад +6

      @@user-ne8eu9ks3w #jinx!

    • @joemomma3648
      @joemomma3648 3 года назад +28

      Don't worry it's 2021 now.
      It's going to get *much* worse.

    • @mymindisaninkblot9408
      @mymindisaninkblot9408 3 года назад +11

      I guess you could say.... 2020 Won :D
      I'll show myself out.

    • @whatspoppin178
      @whatspoppin178 3 года назад +3

      *2021

  • @Monicalia
    @Monicalia 9 месяцев назад +9

    And 4 years later that horse invited the entire farm of animals to take over the hospital

  • @milesjolly6173
    @milesjolly6173 Год назад +5

    “Everyone everywhere is super mad about everything all the time.”
    Yep, pretty much.

  • @souradeepbarua2647
    @souradeepbarua2647 3 года назад +2418

    The horse is being a cry-baby and doesn't want to leave the hospital

    • @jazz_daddy2517
      @jazz_daddy2517 3 года назад +43

      When will someone just shoot the horse and drag it out, it’s just one horse causing so much panic

    • @ealuza3309
      @ealuza3309 3 года назад +6

      @@jazz_daddy2517 yeah! It's like don't we have horse snipers or sum in america!?

    • @DrRippenShitten
      @DrRippenShitten 3 года назад +6

      @@ealuza3309 America only shoots the good horses ... The bad horses are left alive because they are perfect puppets

    • @ealuza3309
      @ealuza3309 3 года назад +1

      @@DrRippenShitten true dat!

    • @spunchbop5081
      @spunchbop5081 3 года назад

      💀💀💀 this comment a random stranger made over a month ago just made my day

  • @TheMoonShining
    @TheMoonShining 5 лет назад +3653

    why do people even try to be funny anymore when the simple truth is that no one is ever gonna top this bit

    • @Dwemerologist
      @Dwemerologist 4 года назад +20

      What we find funny is subjective, so your statement is void. Funny bit, but not the funniest bit to ever exist.

    • @user-gn1cl9ix7p
      @user-gn1cl9ix7p 4 года назад +31

      I know, right?
      John Mulaney is ruining other comedians for me.

    • @zachhenslee6925
      @zachhenslee6925 4 года назад +12

      @@Dwemerologist Dave Chappelle is funnier

    • @kllcmd8980
      @kllcmd8980 4 года назад +5

      @@zachhenslee6925 are you fucking serious

    • @theultimatebro9278
      @theultimatebro9278 4 года назад +2

      Shut up Jesus

  • @UrbemHabitant
    @UrbemHabitant 2 года назад +4

    "You think you're fucking crazy... I'm a fucking hipopothamus"
    -John Mulaney

  • @Hellwyck
    @Hellwyck Месяц назад +2

    The horse had hidden top secret bails of hay in his stable!

    • @IHateThisHandleSystem
      @IHateThisHandleSystem Месяц назад

      Yeah, and the current donkey in the hospital has an entire hay barn full of top secret bails.

  • @sunny9439
    @sunny9439 4 года назад +1476

    “I don’t remember that in Hamilton”
    *wheeze*

    • @wogdog985
      @wogdog985 4 года назад +9

      Itzel T _SAME_

    • @gemyellow
      @gemyellow 4 года назад +7

      I'm just an asian who understand the language but not the references. I don't get it :(

    • @thatsroughbuddy4712
      @thatsroughbuddy4712 4 года назад +30

      GemYellow
      There's a musical called Hamilton about Alexander Hamilton's life and the American Revolution

    • @musclemanmyles3665
      @musclemanmyles3665 4 года назад +18

      *I do*

    • @musclemanmyles3665
      @musclemanmyles3665 4 года назад +19

      *because I was there*

  • @TheLionMermaid
    @TheLionMermaid 3 года назад +9640

    Update: the horse is gone! I repeat: THE HORSE IS GONE!

    • @culinarycomedys1823
      @culinarycomedys1823 3 года назад +90

      But Covids the new horse

    • @lavans5721
      @lavans5721 3 года назад +282

      @@culinarycomedys1823 Covid is a feral racoon that has rummaged the whole world

    • @dmittleman9757
      @dmittleman9757 3 года назад +66

      yeah, a snake scared it off

    • @aduckwithayoutubechannel
      @aduckwithayoutubechannel 3 года назад +91

      @@dmittleman9757 good thing the snake is a trained medical professional.

    • @aduckwithayoutubechannel
      @aduckwithayoutubechannel 3 года назад +204

      UPDATE UPDATE: MORE HORSES STORMED THE HOSPITAL AND TRIED TO GET THE FIRST HORSE BACK IN!

  • @sameer.bhardwaj7585
    @sameer.bhardwaj7585 2 года назад +10

    Update: horse is gone ! But a DONKEY is now loose in the hospital.

  • @evangeline3096
    @evangeline3096 3 года назад +4

    THE HORSE CATCHERS FINALLY PULLED THROUGH

  • @raisedhippylivingpunk8058
    @raisedhippylivingpunk8058 4 года назад +4719

    THIS JUST IN: board of reviewers to decide if Horse was really as bad as we thought
    UPDATE: board found out to be entirely composed of horses

    • @mollymccoy1634
      @mollymccoy1634 3 года назад +85

      I love this comment.

    • @alevensalor
      @alevensalor 3 года назад +75

      That is completely brilliant. This might be the best comment I have read in this, the ultimate year of the hospital-horse.

    • @mollymccoy1634
      @mollymccoy1634 3 года назад +8

      @Anthony L same haha

    • @alevensalor
      @alevensalor 3 года назад +22

      @@whatsacone the anti-horsitism, I think you mean.

    • @raisedhippylivingpunk8058
      @raisedhippylivingpunk8058 3 года назад +3

      @@whatsacone can you please explain where i was anti-semetic? so i can know for next time?

  • @noellerutledge8789
    @noellerutledge8789 4 года назад +275

    "There shouldn't be a horse in the hospital"
    *_"We're well past that"_*

  • @anxietyatitsfinest286
    @anxietyatitsfinest286 3 года назад +7

    Me:*hears John Mulaney swear for the first time*
    Also me: 1:44

  • @DDub04
    @DDub04 3 года назад +4

    The horse seems to be circling the hospital contemplating whether he wants to come back into the hospital.

  • @prophetslost29
    @prophetslost29 5 лет назад +3335

    And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why John Mulaney is the best comedian out there right now.

    • @danialdunson
      @danialdunson 5 лет назад +49

      Hes great....buttttt he needs to write more specials....need mulaney in my life

    • @crowley2158
      @crowley2158 4 года назад +1

      No, Anthony Jeselnik

    • @zanethurman6330
      @zanethurman6330 4 года назад +18

      Dave Chappelle, 100%

    • @deutschlanddan
      @deutschlanddan 4 года назад

      Nick DiPaulo!

    • @pt7592
      @pt7592 4 года назад +2

      He's too bland, and his TV show was absolutely terrible I don't want a comedian that wants to be Seinfeld I want a fresh look on life

  • @justaninnocentpomegranate3702
    @justaninnocentpomegranate3702 3 года назад +1700

    Update: The horse has been voted out of the hospital and is now trying to accuse the hospital of fraud

    • @jacksaliba1455
      @jacksaliba1455 3 года назад +24

      I love how this is a sentence that I understand. What a world

    • @theshadow9360
      @theshadow9360 3 года назад +8

      Malpractice

  • @ConMan-ye4ou
    @ConMan-ye4ou Год назад +8

    As of March 30, 2023, the horse has officially been caught!

  • @elliotthammer1102
    @elliotthammer1102 Год назад +4

    the horse's nuclear codes were taken from its golf mansion

  • @mmts96
    @mmts96 4 года назад +3596

    Updated news: the patients of the hospital have been protesting peacefully because the doctors have been treating some patients better than the others. In response the horse turned the lights of the hospital off and hid in the basement.

    • @katbowen4800
      @katbowen4800 4 года назад +61

      Oh shit

    • @DevilGeneImbued
      @DevilGeneImbued 4 года назад +121

      The horse was then barred in the basement and he was *pissed*. So he neighed endlessly for the next few weeks. The horse is STILL in the hospital

    • @mmts96
      @mmts96 4 года назад +65

      Matthew Murdock there has also been news that the horse had his horsemen hold and push the protesting patients around not caring if they got injured; actually preferring so, as he went and took a picture in front of the hospital holding a medical certificate upside down.

    • @DevilGeneImbued
      @DevilGeneImbued 4 года назад +40

      Marwa Ali it wasn’t even his medical certificate, just A medical certificate. And when the patients were mad hE WONDERED WHY.

    • @Chlofoskett
      @Chlofoskett 3 года назад +20

      Another update: The horses cult has now started causing mas stupidity

  • @Nicole-bx3ov
    @Nicole-bx3ov 4 года назад +220

    "there shouldn't be a horse in the hospital"
    "oH We'Re WeLL pAsT ThAT"

  • @adrianvaughn1983
    @adrianvaughn1983 3 года назад +9

    Update: The horse decided to try and sue the hospital and claim he knows more than all the surgeons

  • @Lokedup
    @Lokedup Год назад +5

    News update: Horse no longer in the hospital, Horse’s top notch stables raided by Horse catchers!

  • @christyh.2077
    @christyh.2077 3 года назад +715

    Update on the horse: his rally full of other horses got ruined by geese on tiktok and now the horse wants to ban tiktok

    • @piffny6666
      @piffny6666 3 года назад +8

      The one thing I like about the HORSE!😁😄

    • @spongeintheshoe
      @spongeintheshoe 3 года назад

      It's such a gas, maybe I'll take your socks
      If I act fast, you'll see me on Tiktok

    • @Unknown-tl5ts
      @Unknown-tl5ts 3 года назад +4

      TikTok is fcking great hehe

    • @jacktheiss4085
      @jacktheiss4085 3 года назад +1

      Pippy Barrow lmao I relate

    • @pathogen7056
      @pathogen7056 3 года назад +2

      Update: the horse banned tiktok

  • @wogdog985
    @wogdog985 4 года назад +435

    “i don’t remember _that_ in Hamilton!” that killed me

    • @spongeintheshoe
      @spongeintheshoe 4 года назад +12

      Note how it wasn't a regular citizen who said "I have the honor to be your obedient servant."

  • @lpsoldier2938
    @lpsoldier2938 3 года назад +5

    Update: The horse is in talks of starting its own cable news network.

  • @thevoid8948
    @thevoid8948 Год назад +5

    Update: The horse has been arrested.

  • @russel3648
    @russel3648 5 лет назад +632

    John throwing shade for 4 minutes straight

    • @donaldchesser157
      @donaldchesser157 4 года назад +1

      More like a total eclipse

    • @Jemppu
      @Jemppu 4 года назад +3

      And so smoothly the horse wouldn't catch any of it.

  • @MaeV808
    @MaeV808 4 года назад +1679

    This hospital analogy has never been more relevant 😬

    • @musclemanmyles3665
      @musclemanmyles3665 4 года назад +21

      Well this aged very well

    • @lukefloor
      @lukefloor 4 года назад +2

      Bruh just because it has a hospital doesnt mean it's relevant to the coronavirus

    • @musclemanmyles3665
      @musclemanmyles3665 4 года назад +8

      @@lukefloor no I'm saying the video aged well

    • @evster7flick
      @evster7flick 3 года назад +19

      Aged even better

    • @manicmax7909
      @manicmax7909 3 года назад +14

      Now it’s more relevant

  • @rylees7258
    @rylees7258 3 года назад +3

    Update: the horse ordered a herd of donkeys to infiltrate the hospital

  • @riversong4997
    @riversong4997 2 года назад +3

    I saw a picture on Reddit of a therapy horse visiting a patient in the hospital, and I just had to come watch this again!

  • @averyware3535
    @averyware3535 5 лет назад +957

    Me: “There should not be a horse in the hospital!”
    My mom: “Oh we’re well past that!”

    • @mrniusi11
      @mrniusi11 4 года назад

      Shouldn't be a bunch of dumb, baby, communist Democrats either.

    • @bensdreamatorium8315
      @bensdreamatorium8315 4 года назад +10

      Mr. Niu Si WOW. We’re just gonna go right there?

    • @libbywalsh7725
      @libbywalsh7725 4 года назад +8

      @@mrniusi11 that took a turn

    • @MrDemonWorm
      @MrDemonWorm 4 года назад +5

      @@mrniusi11
      Okay, Senator McCarthy.

    • @IrvingIV
      @IrvingIV 4 года назад +2

      @@infinityseed
      Misclick, or an evaporated conversation?

  • @sapphothorne6645
    @sapphothorne6645 3 года назад +349

    Update: the horse somehow ended up in the postal office and now is trashing important sorting equipment and stealing mailboxes

    • @serenazhang4832
      @serenazhang4832 3 года назад +14

      and encouraging others to do the same

    • @tunasalad9693
      @tunasalad9693 3 года назад +8

      Because if the hospital let's the post office run more people will complain through mail and the horse will get kicked out of the hospital.

  • @trentonprather6693
    @trentonprather6693 2 года назад +5

    This aged like fine wine

  • @davis9502
    @davis9502 5 месяцев назад +4

    Another 4 years and this video will be shown in high history.

  • @emily-ly4te
    @emily-ly4te 3 года назад +3329

    BREAKING NEWS: The horse has been caught, but he refuses to believe he's been caught so he plans to set up a legal case on why him getting caught wasn't fair.

  • @snowcloud8
    @snowcloud8 5 лет назад +2092

    I'd love to see John's face when he hears that therapy horses and ponies have visited patients in hospitals.

    • @macelicious7812
      @macelicious7812 4 года назад +205

      I remember a therapy pony that visited my dad in hospice. The major difference is that one had a handler and was not loose.

    • @o76923
      @o76923 4 года назад +110

      Not quite the same as a horse being loose though.

    • @msconstruded
      @msconstruded 4 года назад +40

      But are they loose though???

    • @carolannelady9271
      @carolannelady9271 4 года назад +12

      Omg stfu i dont make a habit of tellling strangers to f**k off. But f**k off. Jesus christ.

    • @JustJesstheMess
      @JustJesstheMess 4 года назад +7

      Yeah that's an irrelevant comment

  • @absoluteterror9098
    @absoluteterror9098 Год назад +3

    "the horse used the elevator...... I didn't know he could DO that" lmfao

  • @loritracy1385
    @loritracy1385 2 года назад +7

    When I'm having a bad day, i come here for the horse pick me up. It's never not funny! 😂

  • @sophiewang6583
    @sophiewang6583 3 года назад +514

    u guys,,, the horse,,, the horse is literally in the hospital now.