What Famous Historical Figures Actually Looked Like

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  • Опубликовано: 26 окт 2024

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  • @xCARBOMBx
    @xCARBOMBx 6 месяцев назад +4617

    Funny enough napoleon wasn’t actually that short for the average height back then

    • @lieutenantpliskin
      @lieutenantpliskin 6 месяцев назад +144

      He was not 6 foot lmfao​@@mrshrimpeugene

    • @SkisnwOnTop
      @SkisnwOnTop 6 месяцев назад +78

      napoleon came back from the dead to comment this

    • @skeletonking1
      @skeletonking1 6 месяцев назад +10

      4'7 ​@@imtyler99yearsago90

    • @اغسليديكياهذا
      @اغسليديكياهذا 6 месяцев назад +11

      @@mrshrimpeugeneyou mean he was 5 feets 😅

    • @Minka-ot9xl
      @Minka-ot9xl 6 месяцев назад +220

      He was 5'7 but had huge bodyguards that made him look small which is why he is remembered as being short

  • @kuldeepsarmah7414
    @kuldeepsarmah7414 6 месяцев назад +2707

    Napoleon wasn't short, he was surrounded be two huge bodyguards which made him look tiny. His actual height was close to 5'7 which is average for today's world

    • @FewVidsJustComments
      @FewVidsJustComments 6 месяцев назад +100

      Dang I’m shorter than Napoleon 😭
      I’m 5’5

    • @MrToon-pk4yl
      @MrToon-pk4yl 6 месяцев назад +113

      @@FewVidsJustCommentscongrats. You are the new Napoleon

    • @codbus7651
      @codbus7651 6 месяцев назад +17

      I'm pretty sure it was around 5' 9"

    • @TheOriginalNyxie
      @TheOriginalNyxie 6 месяцев назад +22

      Bro 5'7 qualifies as short wym☠️

    • @bobbiusshadow6985
      @bobbiusshadow6985 6 месяцев назад +20

      5'7 back in those days was actually tall

  • @mancave10369
    @mancave10369 6 месяцев назад +1506

    Something tells me that if Jesus were to come back and reveal himself, people would still call him a false prophet.

    • @edreenpasang7537
      @edreenpasang7537 6 месяцев назад +54

      Other Prophet : Nothing new here .

    • @AngryDad.
      @AngryDad. 6 месяцев назад +100

      You turn my water into wine I'm following regardless

    • @rejectsatanism4617
      @rejectsatanism4617 6 месяцев назад +38

      Christ looked nothing like what Ali said

    • @dipflipdabaroooo
      @dipflipdabaroooo 6 месяцев назад +60

      I mean if a guy is floating down with angels by his side from the sky and angelic music playing, ima believe him.

    • @Vegetaisbetter
      @Vegetaisbetter 6 месяцев назад +27

      Because Jesus's second coming is gonna be an all out war.

  • @zolli21
    @zolli21 6 месяцев назад +229

    Ramesses looks like he's going to tell me to return the slab.

    • @silentchevalier
      @silentchevalier 6 месяцев назад +13

      Sweet. Someone else remembers "Courage the Cowardly Dog" besides me

    • @addison_v_ertisement1678
      @addison_v_ertisement1678 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@silentchevalierReally? You thought you were the only one?

    • @lorelai4716
      @lorelai4716 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@silentchevalier lol it still plays on CN here.

    • @zachbohemian
      @zachbohemian 5 месяцев назад

      It still haunts me lol.

    • @harkonnen3672
      @harkonnen3672 5 месяцев назад

      He looks like an Indian grandpa

  • @jeffreymoespot5402
    @jeffreymoespot5402 6 месяцев назад +82

    One thing about Plato is that he was apparently jacked, as he was a wrestler for a very long time and believed ina balance between a healthy body and a healthy mind.

    • @painvillegaming4119
      @painvillegaming4119 6 месяцев назад +4

      Now I want Plato vs John cena at Wrestlemania

    • @nsbtacoma6650
      @nsbtacoma6650 5 месяцев назад

      Looks like Adam Sandler though

    • @Agriculture-gc4gv
      @Agriculture-gc4gv 5 месяцев назад +1

      Plato literary means broad shoulders so it makes sense

  • @justinsanchez732
    @justinsanchez732 6 месяцев назад +787

    "Orginal toxic friend group" is crazy, did they murder him?

    •  6 месяцев назад +54

      Nooooo... definitely not

    • @5andWitch
      @5andWitch 6 месяцев назад +51

      Nah... they are making salad

    • @famlrnamemssng
      @famlrnamemssng 6 месяцев назад +41

      Either I’m missing a joke or this is your first day on earth

    • @Ug-lordetheunmovable
      @Ug-lordetheunmovable 6 месяцев назад +27

      Et tu, brutus?

    • @TheAliKoca
      @TheAliKoca  6 месяцев назад +176

      Nah, they just fist bumped him when he went for a high five

  • @fernanmontevista204
    @fernanmontevista204 6 месяцев назад +619

    Rameses looks like a corpse already.

    • @zolli21
      @zolli21 6 месяцев назад +17

      Return the slab!!!

    • @Alexis-bz7kl
      @Alexis-bz7kl 6 месяцев назад +10

      I mean, he ruled for a long time considering all the other pharaohs before him or since

    • @Xipe-totex
      @Xipe-totex 6 месяцев назад +5

      You should see his mummy

    • @xxblackred_gachaxx
      @xxblackred_gachaxx 6 месяцев назад +4

      He looks so tired of Moses telling him to let his people go.

    • @ChimkenNugget
      @ChimkenNugget 6 месяцев назад +3

      they didn't mummify him, they just buried him bruh

  • @Bludobi9001
    @Bludobi9001 6 месяцев назад +2168

    The Bible does say Jesus had skin of bronze so this seems pretty accurate

    • @fewkeyfewkey5414
      @fewkeyfewkey5414 6 месяцев назад +111

      ngl it might also depend on which Bible translation you decided to read off of they might have different description for him

    • @TheKnowledgeMan101
      @TheKnowledgeMan101 6 месяцев назад +161

      But to be fair, it said that he had the skin of bronze in a furnace. Bronze in a furnace is bright white with a tinge of yellowish orange. but then again, the book of revelations said this was the resurrected Jesus, the new Jesus

    • @cisium1184
      @cisium1184 6 месяцев назад +52

      It was the Levant. Everyone had bronze skin.

    • @walkdog51
      @walkdog51 6 месяцев назад +73

      Well it would make sense since he’s from the Middle East

    • @Ronyashmet520
      @Ronyashmet520 6 месяцев назад +19

      It also says he had hair of wool. Please try and explain that. 😂

  • @civilwildman
    @civilwildman 6 месяцев назад +35

    Fun Fact: Leonidas was in his 50s by the time of the Battle of Thermopylae. "300" was just Hollywood being Hollywood, even though it's technically based on a graphic novel inspired by real history.

    • @TheOriginalJphyper
      @TheOriginalJphyper 6 месяцев назад +3

      "Beware the old man in a profession where men die young."

    • @kekekeke2200
      @kekekeke2200 6 месяцев назад +1

      He would have been around his 60s actually, don't wanna be that annoying person but more wanting to lift Leonidas up as the great man he was

    • @TheOriginalJphyper
      @TheOriginalJphyper 6 месяцев назад

      @@kekekeke2200 That doesn't sound right. Spartans retired from combat at age 60.

    • @kekekeke2200
      @kekekeke2200 6 месяцев назад

      @@TheOriginalJphyper retired from fighting roles during piece, not in war, especially not when that war was basically on their front step.

    • @kekekeke2200
      @kekekeke2200 6 месяцев назад

      @@TheOriginalJphyper and considering his reputation, fighting ability and tactical prowess noone would have told him he couldn't fight in one of the most important fights for Sparta

  • @apicalmitten502
    @apicalmitten502 6 месяцев назад +53

    Genghis Khan look chill outside but his inside probably look like he's the king of hell

    • @and_we_lag...
      @and_we_lag... 5 месяцев назад +2

      What do u except for him he was chased and almost got killed multiple times since he was around 10 he starved and dehydrated just to escape from them

  • @jerryjohn3815
    @jerryjohn3815 6 месяцев назад +375

    The only question is what would ali koca actually look like?

    • @TheAliKoca
      @TheAliKoca  6 месяцев назад +192

      I guess we’ll find out in a few thousand years

    • @Dirofainarax
      @Dirofainarax 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@TheAliKoca you would look like an egg in a human body

    • @garfield1234-jo7yw
      @garfield1234-jo7yw 6 месяцев назад +8

      Good question 🤔

    • @Dirofainarax
      @Dirofainarax 6 месяцев назад +22

      @@TheAliKoca you would be an egg

    • @morganfreeman6887
      @morganfreeman6887 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@DirofainaraxHaha, you got me there lol

  • @lucomc32607
    @lucomc32607 6 месяцев назад +289

    I wish society would start portraying Our Lord as He looked and not what they want Him to look like

    • @Curvyfeets
      @Curvyfeets 6 месяцев назад +48

      The thing is we don't actually know what Jesus looked like

    • @lucomc32607
      @lucomc32607 6 месяцев назад +42

      @@Curvyfeets I can tell you for certain that He was not white, and that’s what bothers me the most

    • @KilgoreMoreland
      @KilgoreMoreland 6 месяцев назад +66

      @@lucomc32607He would look Jewish so he would have tan skin but wouldn’t look like the guy in the photo

    • @cisium1184
      @cisium1184 6 месяцев назад +24

      Except that we don't know how he looked. No, this doesn't change that - it's just another version. We've had like nine new versions of What Jesus Really Looked Like in the last 20 years and they all look different.

    • @Ronyashmet520
      @Ronyashmet520 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@lucomc32607why does this bother you?

  • @Sparkplug-l6d
    @Sparkplug-l6d 6 месяцев назад +103

    Leonidas is that guy

  • @OneTwoFive0
    @OneTwoFive0 5 месяцев назад +8

    Respect to the time traveler going back and taking pictures of all these people

    • @WhyNums
      @WhyNums 5 месяцев назад +1

      these are somewhat accurate recreation of their portraits or descriptions left behind by the people who lived in their century. still want to point out this is just a theory and i could be wrong

  • @Adam-zt7tk
    @Adam-zt7tk 5 месяцев назад +3

    Fun fact: Plato was a wrestler name meaning "broad shoulders" and sometimes he would solve debates by wrestling the other person into submission.

  • @237chucky
    @237chucky 6 месяцев назад +37

    When Alexander’s enemies see him: “Run to the hills! Run for your life!!”

    • @TheAliKoca
      @TheAliKoca  6 месяцев назад +13

      If the Celts ever attacked him, it’s be the Death Of The Celts…

    • @publicitycunt6690
      @publicitycunt6690 6 месяцев назад

      @@TheAliKocaThe road, it winds uphill all the way…

    • @Steelace623
      @Steelace623 6 месяцев назад +4

      ​@TheAliKoca, is that also an iron maiden song? I like that you brought up a lesser known iron maiden song

    • @eddietheedster1526
      @eddietheedster1526 6 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@TheAliKocathis is why your the best commentator

    • @ashishjha9263
      @ashishjha9263 5 месяцев назад +1

      Till king porus defeated him

  • @nocount7517
    @nocount7517 6 месяцев назад +45

    The thing about Jesus is, He's been portrayed as European, , Middle Eastern, Indian, African, and has various Asian depictions, including Japanese.

    • @Ian-fw2fp
      @Ian-fw2fp 6 месяцев назад +9

      The earliest depiction of him we have painted him as white, he wouldn't be brown because brown skinned Arabs wouldn't live in Jesus region until a thousand years after him

    • @krunkiesoceen
      @krunkiesoceen 5 месяцев назад +7

      @@Ian-fw2fpWe really don’t know anything unless we see it for ourselves we don’t know which religion is right like Christian’s think there religion is right and Muslims think there religion is right we don’t know Jesus ain’t god he is a human with some questionable powers.

    • @Ian-fw2fp
      @Ian-fw2fp 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@krunkiesoceen the point still stands that there are historical drawings and descriptions of him, made by the people who knew him

    • @perkwunos2499
      @perkwunos2499 5 месяцев назад

      @@Ian-fw2fpIt’s the Opposite. Pale Skinned Arabs arrived later.

    • @stevesingh8128
      @stevesingh8128 5 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@krunkiesoceenbrother look into the scientific miracles of the Quran with an open heart I converted after being realistic about afterlife I didn't just believe cus my dad or mom believed a certain thing I used critical thinking made sense of it ...if it's gods word how could it have discrepancies or any errors scientifically the Quran was revealed 1400 yrs ago and talks about the big bang talks about the earth being geo spherical in shape talks about the sun and moon and the moon being reflected light from the sun where the bible says the moon is emitting its own light which is clearly false and it talks about how the sun and earth and planets all are in orbit on a fixed course , the Quran has so many scientific facts u just cannot deny I looked into it with sincere intention that if it wasn't adding up I wouldn't accept it but I have found it to be consistent and the one truth

  • @joeb6853
    @joeb6853 6 месяцев назад +5

    Dude love your posts. I'm Canadian too. Your rethoric is like mine, mixing frases and swearing. lol.

  • @lukas-pl1jw
    @lukas-pl1jw 5 месяцев назад +2

    Bro got his history info from the back of a cereal box

  • @LongLostInideQueen
    @LongLostInideQueen 5 месяцев назад

    And imagine that he was even brassier than that. Your videos are cool. Thanks for sharing them. ❤

  • @CameronsMusic
    @CameronsMusic 6 месяцев назад +8

    That Iron Maiden song SLAPSSS

  • @EnvoxelYT
    @EnvoxelYT 6 месяцев назад +4

    The Iron Maiden reference single-handedly made me subscribe 3x over

  • @alihashim3855
    @alihashim3855 5 месяцев назад +5

    Grew up in rural Egypt. Ramesses looks like every man I knew from the countryside. Probably cuz the more remote populations were less likely to intermarry with immigrants or occupiers.

    • @foxymetroid
      @foxymetroid 4 месяца назад

      He was royal, so there was probably also a LOT of "keeping it in the family" with his ancestors, and I'm not talking cousins.

    • @alihashim3855
      @alihashim3855 3 месяца назад

      @@foxymetroid yes I get you 😂

  • @bluebird3042
    @bluebird3042 5 месяцев назад

    I love your descriptions 😀

  • @davidconstantin6272
    @davidconstantin6272 5 месяцев назад +1

    Is it just me, or when he showed Ramesses II, I instantly thought of the poem, "Ozymandias"?

  • @darandomdog
    @darandomdog 5 месяцев назад +7

    Lowkey Alexander the great looks like a blond Henry Cavill

  • @pandamilkshake
    @pandamilkshake 5 месяцев назад +19

    It's funny to me how most Christians believe that a dude born in the middle east 2000 years ago would look like Obi Wan Kenobi.

    • @pandamilkshake
      @pandamilkshake 5 месяцев назад +5

      @FredrickWilhelm-np6vi Because he wasn't

    • @ataco.
      @ataco. 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@pandamilkshakeModern race systems aren’t compatible with ancient ones, by our modern standards everyone in the Middle East is white. An Arab is currently classified as white.
      Long ago, they would have probably been called something different, depending on the language and culture. For example, the ancient Greeks referred to themselves as White, and to the Germanic tribes in the north as Blonde.

    • @Yon221b
      @Yon221b 5 месяцев назад

      Not all christians most if the european influenced amd western christians

    • @pandamilkshake
      @pandamilkshake 5 месяцев назад

      @@Yon221b So most Christians, as I said.

    • @vagodinfir1636
      @vagodinfir1636 4 месяца назад

      Most christians accept that we do not actually know what Jesus exactly looked like. He wasn't white but he wasn't this black either, so this image is just one of the depictions is still not entirely correct. It got the mutton hair part right but jesus was said to have a skin of bronze In a furnace. Bronze in a furnace was white with a yellow tint. So Jesus was probably tanned. He might be from the middle east but when the apostles and him were there the more darker skinned Arabs haven't migrated. Most of the people were Romans or Greeks.

  • @Led00t-du9rj
    @Led00t-du9rj 6 месяцев назад +20

    Go and call me a nerd and “Erm akshually” but:
    “HE WAS AVERAGE HEIGHT FOR THE TIME”
    -Oversimplified speaking about Napoleon Bonaparte

  • @Doctor_Beaky
    @Doctor_Beaky 5 месяцев назад

    I automatically liked the video when you referenced Iron Maiden, Up the Irons!

  • @IronFloydian
    @IronFloydian 5 месяцев назад

    Love it whenever you mention Maiden. Maiden also has a song called Genghis Kahn which you probably know, theres no lyrics but instrumentally it is so badass.

  • @CurrentlylikeTDS
    @CurrentlylikeTDS 6 месяцев назад +54

    Bro did not hold back at Jesus 💀

    • @Ian-fw2fp
      @Ian-fw2fp 6 месяцев назад +14

      Too bad he was wrong

    • @The.real.KingQuackers
      @The.real.KingQuackers 5 месяцев назад +23

      ​@@Ian-fw2fpno he is right Jesus was born in Jerusalem so he'd be brown and people thought he's was white

    • @Ian-fw2fp
      @Ian-fw2fp 5 месяцев назад +16

      @@The.real.KingQuackers no, brown skinned people wouldn't live in that area until almost a thousand years after Jesus reascended into heaven, the area was dominated by white skinned Greeks and Roman's for hundreds of years before that, the earliest icon we have of Jesus, belived to have been painted by the apostles depicted him with white skin, there's 0 reason to believe he was brown if you actually studied up on ethnic migration

    • @The.real.KingQuackers
      @The.real.KingQuackers 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@Ian-fw2fp oh mb

    • @The.real.KingQuackers
      @The.real.KingQuackers 5 месяцев назад +4

      @@Ian-fw2fp but I thought the bible said Jesus had bronze skin

  • @Gomez1915
    @Gomez1915 6 месяцев назад +7

    Jesus looks like a very questionable street vendor, Khan looks like Kim Jong Klondike Bar if he were poor, Caesar looks like a Wall Street exec on trial for securities fraud, Socrates looks like a prison gang leader, Plato looks like he’s hiding super powers, Alex the Great looks like that dude in his 20’s that still goes to high school parties, Napoleon looks like Elon Musk, Leónidas looks like Gandalf origin story fan art, and Ramsses looks like that final boss that turns in to a horrible monster at the end of the game.

  • @mememonkey9261
    @mememonkey9261 5 месяцев назад +7

    Bro used ai and automatically assumed that what they looked like 😭

  • @NightWalker69717
    @NightWalker69717 6 месяцев назад +1

    They all look amazing

  • @chololocothecholo2657
    @chololocothecholo2657 5 месяцев назад

    You should do one with people who you'd want to have your back in a BAR FIGHT!

  • @spelunkymonke
    @spelunkymonke 6 месяцев назад +5

    Never would've guessed that Ali listens to Iron Maiden, let alone knows about my favourite Iron Maiden song, but here we are😂

  • @colereese3315
    @colereese3315 6 месяцев назад +10

    It doesn't matter what Jesus looks like, it matters of what they portray him as, that's what matters.

  • @macintyger2179
    @macintyger2179 6 месяцев назад +88

    No way a Turk just complemented Greeks, something’s not adding up…. 🤨🤔

    • @HermitKing731
      @HermitKing731 6 месяцев назад

      This guy is a Turk? Why does he look whiter than me?

    • @ryuno2097
      @ryuno2097 6 месяцев назад +10

      He finally saw the superiority of the Greeks. 😎

    • @FrancisDoubleA
      @FrancisDoubleA 6 месяцев назад +2

      turkiye expectation: greek is bad!1!1!!1
      reality: silly cat nation

    • @DaDocDuck
      @DaDocDuck 5 месяцев назад +4

      Bro take a trip to Turkey and ask anyone on the street what their thoughts about Greeks are, %90 of the time they will say that they are cool with them
      Y'all think we obsessively hate each other smh

    • @pullcheck3494
      @pullcheck3494 5 месяцев назад +1

      It's because of tgeir old ancestors, bot for the genocides that they have commmited

  • @rm2kking
    @rm2kking 5 месяцев назад

    I appreciate the Iron Maiden shout out 🤘🎸🤘
    Someone likes good music I see!

  • @dehydrationmonster66
    @dehydrationmonster66 6 месяцев назад

    Thank you for including us 🇲🇰

  • @JamesTheAnimatronic
    @JamesTheAnimatronic 6 месяцев назад +4

    Though I disagree with certain parts of hate you have towards specific historical figures, I still find this interesting

  • @mupetaWilliam
    @mupetaWilliam 6 месяцев назад +8

    "Short little bihh w a chiwawa temper" That's a violation 😂😂😂😂

  • @vintagesoul81
    @vintagesoul81 6 месяцев назад +6

    I'll take Leonidas any day. He was a warrior.

  • @ARC-RED
    @ARC-RED 5 месяцев назад +1

    Those are probably what these famous people actually look like

  • @TheHamsterMaster
    @TheHamsterMaster 5 месяцев назад

    What they actually looked like when they were old. Would be interesting to see how they looked when they were younger.

  • @Lamajmassar
    @Lamajmassar 6 месяцев назад +16

    Alexander looks handsome actually

    • @drei3198
      @drei3198 5 месяцев назад +1

      He's like that gentleman who can make women easily fall in love with him

    • @Levi-zr4dq
      @Levi-zr4dq 5 месяцев назад

      Well he didn't look like that

    • @kingkayfabe5358
      @kingkayfabe5358 5 месяцев назад +1

      You can tell just by the sculptures of him

  • @KarateGirl999
    @KarateGirl999 6 месяцев назад +7

    The Prince of Egypt expects us to believe Ramesses was really hot.

    • @jordanplays-transitandgame1690
      @jordanplays-transitandgame1690 6 месяцев назад +2

      Tbf when they examined his mummy they found tall height, strong jaw, and overall bulkiness, I wouldn't be surprised if he was actually good looking 😂

    • @skibiditoiletsexual
      @skibiditoiletsexual 6 месяцев назад +2

      Tbf the ramsses in the video is extremely old while in the movie he's in the prime of his life

    • @hshdss1318
      @hshdss1318 6 месяцев назад

      TBF he probably was, but he's 90 in the picture shown and I've never seen a hot 90 year old

    • @breathtakers914
      @breathtakers914 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@hshdss1318😂😂

  • @TavaQuest
    @TavaQuest 6 месяцев назад +5

    Genghis khan looks innocent

    • @joeb6853
      @joeb6853 6 месяцев назад

      Lol, Jeffrey Dalhmer too, lol

  • @RobloxFilmsAndAnimations
    @RobloxFilmsAndAnimations 5 месяцев назад +1

    WE NOT MAKING IT INTO HEAVEN WITH THAT FIRST ROAST 🔥🔥🗣️🗣️

  • @Lumbago-box
    @Lumbago-box 6 месяцев назад

    Leonidas looks like a fallout 1 or 2 character's face when you engage in conversation

  • @Nehamah92205
    @Nehamah92205 6 месяцев назад +37

    I don’t think Jesus looked quite like that, but it definitely is not what Christians see on the art within there Church. I suspect Jesus probably was more olive toned with dark brown or black wavy hair and a large beard. He also probably had a larger nose, and thicker eyebrows. Jesus was born in Roman Occupied Judea, and was raised in the Jewish culture. He was surrounded by mainly Jews with a very small minority of Phoenicians. Since Jesus was born within a levantine middle eastern ethnic group (Jews), it would most certainly confirm that Jesus most likely looked much more Mediterranean then deep middle eastern peoples like Arabs, Assyrians, and even Akkadians. His culture also most likely influenced his appearance.👍🏽

    • @bloodangel19
      @bloodangel19 5 месяцев назад +3

      So he'd resemble the actual romans and greeks more than he would the arabs?

    • @Nehamah92205
      @Nehamah92205 5 месяцев назад +10

      @@bloodangel19 Absolutely. He would look like a Mediterranean person rather than a person from Arabia or Mesopotamia. The Levant region is part of the Mediterranean, and so the people there will have a more Mediterranean appearance.

    • @MichaelOwusu-ch4tk
      @MichaelOwusu-ch4tk 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@Nehamah92205Jesus isn't Arab. He is black as coal. He is black. He is no white dude. He doesn't look like a group of Muslims too. He is black like West africans

    • @StudioVEGAProductionCo
      @StudioVEGAProductionCo 5 месяцев назад

      @@bloodangel19 He's also a carpenter so he would be a bit bulkier

    • @CullenRTerry
      @CullenRTerry 5 месяцев назад +2

      I honestly never thought of him as blonde hair and blue eyes. Nor have I seen any depictions of him in this look.

  • @missemilyelizabeth5494
    @missemilyelizabeth5494 6 месяцев назад +27

    As a Turk, I'm surprised you didn't mention Sultan Mehmed II. He was a brilliant strategist, and conquered Constantinople in 1453AD at age 21. The TV show 'Vikings' stole one of his most genius ideas and claimed it as Ragnar's.

    • @bobbiusshadow6985
      @bobbiusshadow6985 6 месяцев назад +2

      Wasn't he killed by a vampire called Vlad?

    • @redornament3248
      @redornament3248 6 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@bobbiusshadow6985very nearly if I remember, on a midnight raid on his camp in Wallachia at the time :b

    • @oooshafiqooo
      @oooshafiqooo 6 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@bobbiusshadow6985it's the opposite actually

    • @majestic8054
      @majestic8054 6 месяцев назад +7

      Lol the late Roman Empire was extremely weak so taking Constantinople wasn't impossible, the crusaders sacked it two centuries earlier😂. Also the last Emperor in Constantinople, Constantine XI went out like an absolute G, he fought for what was left of his empire till the very end.

    • @majestic8054
      @majestic8054 6 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@bobbiusshadow6985 nah Vlad didn't kill him, Vlad just beat him and forced Mehemed to leave Wallachia historically.

  • @adamsapple6914
    @adamsapple6914 6 месяцев назад +6

    That might be what Jesus looked like but we don’t actually know

    • @slaveofYAH
      @slaveofYAH 5 месяцев назад

      I betcha He has curly hair

  • @Drippygiraffe
    @Drippygiraffe 6 месяцев назад

    Loves your content Ali❤

  • @norwegianpatr
    @norwegianpatr 6 месяцев назад

    Two things one Napoleon wasn’t actually that short and two majority of his wars were on defence. It was just that he was so effective that he matched take out his enemies and as punishments would reduce their territory.

  • @jjrat5pack
    @jjrat5pack 6 месяцев назад +9

    I can't say I've ever seen a blond Jesus. But our Nativity scene portrayed His mother, Mary, as a blonde, so my mom painted her hair brown for authenticity!

    • @Aelvir114
      @Aelvir114 6 месяцев назад

      Me neither, personally he’s probably making it up. What he described what the eastern stereotype of a European.

    • @Mairajbhai78
      @Mairajbhai78 6 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@Aelvir114He was middle East not European 😂 and that's what people looked like at that time.

  • @Mangoeplanter
    @Mangoeplanter 6 месяцев назад +7

    Like AI knows how they looked like💀

  • @RussianOccupier190
    @RussianOccupier190 6 месяцев назад +12

    Napoleon was not short that was British propaganda.

    • @TheAliKoca
      @TheAliKoca  6 месяцев назад +9

      Yet we still remember him as short, whether he was or wasn’t.

    • @RussianOccupier190
      @RussianOccupier190 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@TheAliKoca but it is factually incorrect.

    • @Ronyashmet520
      @Ronyashmet520 6 месяцев назад

      Let me guess, you're the same height?

    • @RussianOccupier190
      @RussianOccupier190 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@Ronyashmet520 no I am actually 6ft

    • @RussianOccupier190
      @RussianOccupier190 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@Ronyashmet520 plus even if napoleon was short which he wasn’t it still wouldn’t change the fact that he was a military genius.

  • @antoniokontos5677
    @antoniokontos5677 5 месяцев назад +1

    Ramesses II lived to 91 not bad for someone born in 1303 BC. His reign of 66 years is even more impressive since he led troops into battle in over 15 military campeigns with all but one being solid victories

  • @nikothehusky2384
    @nikothehusky2384 5 месяцев назад +1

    Ramesses looks like my late mexican grandpa

  • @BigBWolf90
    @BigBWolf90 6 месяцев назад +18

    "Not that blonde haired blue eyed Hollywood propaganda bullshit" oh you mean the paintings done by Medieval & Renaissance artists using people found in local areas where the artists lived instead of going for what would be considmore accurate?

    • @WilliamConcannon-wn7vy
      @WilliamConcannon-wn7vy 6 месяцев назад +4

      I'm not certain, but I'm pretty sure that depiction was based off of Leonardo da Vinci's gay lover. Just think about that the next time you see Jesus looking like that.

    • @gwaredric2502
      @gwaredric2502 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@WilliamConcannon-wn7vyGoofy ahh outta pocket comment

    • @Ian-fw2fp
      @Ian-fw2fp 6 месяцев назад +6

      The oldest known depiction of Jesus shows him as being white, if you knew Roman history, you'd know that brown Arabs wouldn't inhabit the Levant until almost a thousand years after Jesus, Jesus was white not brown

    • @maiorproposita9957
      @maiorproposita9957 5 месяцев назад

      Jews have been living with Europeans for 1000 years, none of them have indigenous Levant Semitic, Jesus was similar to today's Palestinians

    • @justsomeguywithoutamustach3rd
      @justsomeguywithoutamustach3rd 5 месяцев назад +1

      Naw it’s based on the icon of st Catherine’s monastery on mount sinai also people from the levant look more European than people assume. Like it’s one of three places in the world where the native population has red hair so a blue olive skin man is common place.

  • @pneumonoultramicroscopicsiIico
    @pneumonoultramicroscopicsiIico 6 месяцев назад +6

    Bro has a vendetta against white Jesus or something, I get that he’s not accurate but it’s still Jesus bro like damn

    • @sidimightbe
      @sidimightbe 6 месяцев назад +2

      Yea and he’s from a country right in Jesus’s neighborhood and he’s white so it shouldn’t be such a stretch for him

    • @maiorproposita9957
      @maiorproposita9957 5 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@sidimightbeAlikoca of Anatolian/Slavic origin, Jesus is of Levant Semitic origin
      The geography of Turkey is not the same as Syria and Iraq, the people there are different and the DNA of the people is different. Greeks and Egyptians are also neighbors but different people
      Jews have been living with Europeans for 1000 years, none of them have indigenous Levant Semitic genetics, Jesus looked like today's Palestinians.

    • @sidimightbe
      @sidimightbe 5 месяцев назад

      @@maiorproposita9957 dude the Slavs that Turkey absorbed were south Slavs, the brown ones not real racially white Slavs from Northern Europe

    • @maiorproposita9957
      @maiorproposita9957 5 месяцев назад

      ​​​@@sidimightbeBlueyes/blond hair are rare in Anatolia(Turkey) so I thought he was of Slavic origin.

    • @sidimightbe
      @sidimightbe 5 месяцев назад

      @@maiorproposita9957 yes and those are also very rare in Serbia, light features are just naturally found in all of Europe and the Middle East tho just in varying amounts

  • @danieldavies8133
    @danieldavies8133 6 месяцев назад +3

    I'd pick Jesus to have my back in a bar fight. Don't forget when he literally whipped those guys selling wares in the temple

    • @KanonenBengan
      @KanonenBengan 6 месяцев назад

      I don't he would be much of a fighter.

    • @Ian-fw2fp
      @Ian-fw2fp 6 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@KanonenBenganlook up what Jesus did to the merchants in the temple

  • @mythman700
    @mythman700 5 месяцев назад

    i didnt expect to see the actual depiction of my worst nightmare from courage the cowardly dog

  • @Soulboy_123
    @Soulboy_123 6 месяцев назад

    ngl they all look badass

  • @Osama_Zyn_Laden
    @Osama_Zyn_Laden 6 месяцев назад +9

    The whitewashed version of Jesus is accurate. That is the description we have from pontius pilot. A man that personally met Jesus Christ and wrote about him. He is also the guy that washed his hands and signed Jesus's death warrant. There are many letters between pilot and Tiberius about Jesus Christ. Only one of them describes him as a man with Golden hair and skin in Stark contrast to the tawny complexions of the natives. It's racist to say he's not white. He was born in the Caucasus. They are known as Caucasian. That's where they come from. It's not too far of a stretch for him. Being white, especially when there's documentation describing what he looked like.

    • @TheAliKoca
      @TheAliKoca  6 месяцев назад

      Shh.

    • @Osama_Zyn_Laden
      @Osama_Zyn_Laden 6 месяцев назад +1

      That is not what Alexander the Great look like. That is the Hollywood version.😂 This AI is not it😂

    • @Osama_Zyn_Laden
      @Osama_Zyn_Laden 6 месяцев назад

      @@TheAliKoca I'm surprised you responded to this. I enjoy your videos. Not many people know of pontius pilots letters to Tiberius. I thought I would just share.

    • @Osama_Zyn_Laden
      @Osama_Zyn_Laden 6 месяцев назад +5

      @@TheAliKoca At the end of the day, it doesn't really matter what he looked like, the same as the Prophet Muhammad. Because any depiction is going to piss somebody else off.

    • @RichardEdwards40
      @RichardEdwards40 6 месяцев назад

      those are forgeries. we dont know what jesus looked like

  • @Yzrch
    @Yzrch 5 месяцев назад

    Plato was an Olympic champion wrestler. When people didn’t agree with him, he’d challenge them to a grapple.

  • @SpiritBanger
    @SpiritBanger 5 месяцев назад +1

    Ramses:“Return the Slab…. Or suffer my curse.”
    Eustace: “What’s your offer?”

  • @Super_Spectral
    @Super_Spectral 5 месяцев назад

    Ramses looks like he been through the plagues💀

  • @ralph_janoras
    @ralph_janoras 6 месяцев назад +1

    "And rooting his seed to every woman he came across" literally

  • @mrvgsdoesstuff
    @mrvgsdoesstuff 6 месяцев назад

    THANK YOU FOR MENTIONING ONE OF MY FAVORITE BANDS OF ALL TIME! IRON MAIDEN! I'M LITERALLY WEARING AN IRON MAIDEN T-SHIRT RIGHT NOW & ALEXANDER THE GREAT IS A GREAT SONG!

  • @DeesDNP
    @DeesDNP 6 месяцев назад +2

    Caesar looks like the type of person to have a friend called Biggus Dickus

  • @D00dleT00nz
    @D00dleT00nz 5 месяцев назад

    When Ebik Ali said “Plato” I thought he said “Play-doh.” 😂 (Hey Ali, is it okay if I call you “Ebik Ali?” Also, I loved how you emphasized on the word “b!tch” wheb talking about Napoleon. 😂)

  • @matt-2-3
    @matt-2-3 6 месяцев назад +1

    Leonidas sounds like something my grandad had caught from working down the pit for too long.

  • @thefinalboss4471
    @thefinalboss4471 5 месяцев назад +1

    Why does this guy always sound pissed, no matter what he's reacting to?

  • @SuperNobody64
    @SuperNobody64 5 месяцев назад

    I thought you were gonna say "hairier than me" 😂

  • @mr.jurassic3612
    @mr.jurassic3612 5 месяцев назад

    I subscribed you because you listen to Iron maiden and probably other metal bands too :)

  • @jpmnky
    @jpmnky 6 месяцев назад

    Love it! Do Roman Emperors next.

  • @Ug-lordetheunmovable
    @Ug-lordetheunmovable 6 месяцев назад +2

    Ramses looks like the dude i saw standing by the gas station asking for change

  • @alexschindler6767
    @alexschindler6767 5 месяцев назад

    Bro, you’re roasting everyone when you know that you’ll never live up their reputations

  • @cosmos_wanderer1.618
    @cosmos_wanderer1.618 5 месяцев назад

    This dude was murdering,pillaging etc etc. That's like every emperor ever. He just happened to be very good at what he did.

  • @bratmetedo4098
    @bratmetedo4098 5 месяцев назад

    That iron maiden song is great !!!

  • @tbrz35
    @tbrz35 6 месяцев назад

    I love that he mentioned Iron Maiden

  • @haibuiphuoc4442
    @haibuiphuoc4442 5 месяцев назад

    Thanks god we now finally have the time traveling camera for these shots

  • @eljaminlatour6633
    @eljaminlatour6633 5 месяцев назад +1

    Napoleon: "Woah, a stupid looking horse!"
    Camel: "Woah, a stumpy little manlet."
    Napoleon: "Hey! I'm actually average height for the time." *Cries*

  • @Yo1gamefantapro69
    @Yo1gamefantapro69 4 месяца назад

    Ramses looks like the average Egyptian grandpa.

  • @PickIeJuice
    @PickIeJuice 5 месяцев назад

    Saying caesar had the og toxic friend group is a misconception, many of Caesar’s friends cared for him but worried about him taking Rome back into empire days with an emperor

  • @Akio33342
    @Akio33342 6 месяцев назад

    Alexander the Great holding up to my mental image of him I had in school. Usually it’s quite the opposite 😂😂

  • @FreddyFazbear29
    @FreddyFazbear29 6 месяцев назад +1

    I respect someone that is honest in that case this man is a bloody legion

  • @xz3ss
    @xz3ss 6 месяцев назад +2

    Great video! Im so tired of these wrong portions of historical figures. People always call me wrong when i say that Jesus wasn’t white

  • @yrknutzreek
    @yrknutzreek 5 месяцев назад

    Leonidas was in his sixties during the battle of Thermopylae, one of the best warriors there ever was.

  • @nerdstudent8852
    @nerdstudent8852 5 месяцев назад

    "it's not short, it's average" ~ Napoleon ~
    "Why I'm the only one who got spoon?" ~ Julius ~

  • @Geometry-DUCK
    @Geometry-DUCK 6 месяцев назад +1

    "Original friend group" HAD ME ROLLING

  • @kirkham4
    @kirkham4 5 месяцев назад +1

    Iron Maiden reference lets go!🤘

  • @greaterglider
    @greaterglider 5 месяцев назад

    Everyone been real quite since the first one

  • @HermitKing731
    @HermitKing731 6 месяцев назад

    Ramses looks like the Arab guy who owns a mattress store.

  • @takumauzumakiamv5077
    @takumauzumakiamv5077 6 месяцев назад

    Watched this video without volume and it was funny af 🤣🤣

  • @wickericktolls6411
    @wickericktolls6411 5 месяцев назад

    Genghis Khan looks exactly like my father.😂😂😂😂

  • @Rhyciz
    @Rhyciz 5 месяцев назад

    Honestly Jesus in The Chosen is pretty accurate given the culture and climate of the time. But the reason He is portrayed so differently is so different people groups can relate to Him. African Christians typically have a black Jesus, Irish have a ginger Jesus, etc.

  • @chamarinapagoda7210
    @chamarinapagoda7210 6 месяцев назад +2

    I mean Ali kinda described napoleon in the most truthful words ever