Some of my favorite Joe Goldberg narrations

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  • Опубликовано: 3 окт 2024
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  • @jinxysaberk
    @jinxysaberk Год назад +7687

    His inner monologue is unironically funnier than most comedies

    • @luzpueblalara4128
      @luzpueblalara4128 Год назад +38

      I thought I was the only one who found them hilarious haha 😜🤣🤷🏻‍♀️!!!

    • @JessePinkman08
      @JessePinkman08 Год назад +34

      This show is a comedy

    • @ededdneddy4ever34
      @ededdneddy4ever34 Год назад +18

      Him calling forty a savante while being high on hallucinogenics will never not be funny

    • @Theofficialtino
      @Theofficialtino Год назад +14

      I think it’s bc it’s contrasted with such a serious tone

    • @jessicaluk74
      @jessicaluk74 Год назад +3

      Fr

  • @MountainDewRed
    @MountainDewRed 2 года назад +6683

    “Beck, you have a stalker :0”
    -Beck’s stalker 2018

    • @narunatsu1
      @narunatsu1 2 года назад +88

      Hahahaha I love that part, he is so serious 🤣

    • @mephistopheles1765
      @mephistopheles1765 Год назад +76

      Lmao this part fckin killed me🤣... Also the part when he says "shit detectives are real and I just hit a girl with a rock" and "I'd rather fck a cactus"

    • @emilyau8023
      @emilyau8023 Год назад +4

      Just as bad 😂

    • @joshfactor1
      @joshfactor1 Год назад +6

      seriously, how does he not hear that?

    • @jessicaluk74
      @jessicaluk74 Год назад

      😂😂😂

  • @NessaH
    @NessaH 2 года назад +4218

    “The ringing in my head is music” sends me every time

    • @omerta_ita
      @omerta_ita 2 года назад +60

      Muzak***

    • @NessaH
      @NessaH Год назад +10

      @@omerta_ita yep that's true lol

    • @M0YO
      @M0YO Год назад +20

      joe hit that

    • @brokenangal
      @brokenangal 9 месяцев назад +4

      IT SEND ME TOOO 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @saraprice5555
    @saraprice5555 2 года назад +6351

    I'm so happy this included my favorite line in the whole series: "Oh shit detectives are real, DNA is a thing and I just hit that girl with a rock."

    • @mephistopheles1765
      @mephistopheles1765 Год назад +271

      I couldn't not stop laughing for hours the first time this scene came on 🤣. Then he proceeds with "honestly Beck, you're lucky to have me"

    • @NumberOneBeoriginal
      @NumberOneBeoriginal Год назад +12

      😂😂😂😂

    • @user-eu5ft3dd1g
      @user-eu5ft3dd1g Год назад +1

      i don't think they have joe's dna but that of the man that peach fucked

  • @OfficialElShy
    @OfficialElShy Год назад +2815

    “How am I supposed to be great with you being gone if you’re actually gone?” 😭

  • @thnxsweetheartxo4132
    @thnxsweetheartxo4132 2 года назад +3067

    “What if some sicko had followed you down here”🤣🤣 okay joe👌

    • @joeleboeuf
      @joeleboeuf 10 месяцев назад +12

      Yeeeaaah. The irony is clearly lost on our boy, here.

    • @trodull
      @trodull 9 месяцев назад +8

      Well, to be fair, if you remember the full context of the scene, he actually DIDN'T follow her there

    • @safcjoe7062
      @safcjoe7062 4 месяца назад +1

      ​@trodull he followed her to the Poetry Show lmao

    • @domfikeluv
      @domfikeluv Месяц назад

      -a sicko (followed her down here)

  • @prollymarkus
    @prollymarkus 2 года назад +3446

    “god i have to pee” is a personal favourite ngl

  • @MadisonEstes
    @MadisonEstes Год назад +2655

    Joe being completely unself-aware for 7 minutes and 49 seconds

    • @PhantomFelix211164
      @PhantomFelix211164 Год назад +134

      What's really funny is that he is both extremely self-aware and extremely delusional at the same time

    • @MadisonEstes
      @MadisonEstes Год назад +9

      @@PhantomFelix211164 agreed

    • @dragond1537
      @dragond1537 2 месяца назад

      @@PhantomFelix211164I don’t think he is self aware at all tbh

  • @ValhallaChaos
    @ValhallaChaos Год назад +940

    S1 Joe's inner monologue was unmatched 💀

  • @maska6481
    @maska6481 2 года назад +1671

    "touché bitch." "well we're not that lucky " IM CRYINGGGG

    • @joeleboeuf
      @joeleboeuf Месяц назад

      4:02 Yeah, chalk it up to wishful thinking.

  • @PaulFJarnes
    @PaulFJarnes Год назад +1080

    Penn Badgley's voice is a blessing

    • @TheRealHankSchrader.
      @TheRealHankSchrader. Год назад +50

      penn badgley is a blessing

    • @akasuki9614
      @akasuki9614 Год назад +2

      Yesss 😌

    • @fatoumatacisse3796
      @fatoumatacisse3796 Год назад +17

      He should be a voice actor ngl

    • @iantaakalla8180
      @iantaakalla8180 Год назад +6

      Given that he manages to make a person who with postures is a stereotypical creep who is also withdrawn sound like a person hopelessly in love and wishing for a consummation of his love, he is already a skilled voice actor

    • @bethanyirene7120
      @bethanyirene7120 Год назад +2

      @@fatoumatacisse3796 that, or he needs to narrate audiobooks.

  • @blueflamingo4526
    @blueflamingo4526 2 года назад +1783

    I like how love is basically an analogy for Joe's love. Kinda.

    • @whitneyrose9293
      @whitneyrose9293 2 года назад +81

      Yeah. It's unhealthy "love."

    • @chiaginyu8120
      @chiaginyu8120 Год назад +39

      an unstable version of himself a twisted reflection of his obsession with "you" someone who kills first plan later rather than plan the kill

  • @user-hb4zz4gh5e
    @user-hb4zz4gh5e Год назад +418

    “How dare she invade your privacy like that?” Um, who’s gonna tell him...

  • @doraokeke3228
    @doraokeke3228 Год назад +455

    "the ringing in my head is music" kills me 😂😭

  • @joyajohnson2216
    @joyajohnson2216 Год назад +769

    “what if some sicko had followed you down here?” 💀💀💀💀

  • @loitlois
    @loitlois Год назад +439

    "Why does my kidney hurt?" is a personal favorite 💀

  • @meghannettles4815
    @meghannettles4815 Год назад +805

    “Bro😑 you waste of hair” hhahahahah gold😂

    • @NayGemini
      @NayGemini Год назад +10

      I laughed so hard at that🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Narra0002
      @Narra0002 Год назад +2

      😂

    • @wjquick32
      @wjquick32 Год назад +3

      My favorite by far! 😂

  • @audrey8275
    @audrey8275 Год назад +347

    I showed my boyfriend this show and he was like "I know it's supposed to be a suspenseful thriller type thing but I think it's actually a comedy" and he's right lmao

  • @sollyoutube_19
    @sollyoutube_19 Год назад +835

    It’s so crazy how this show started as an internet safety thing

    • @eller594
      @eller594 Год назад +92

      it was more of a psychology thing. penn talks about it in his podcast!

    • @noura4157
      @noura4157 Год назад +7

      @@eller594 what is the name of the episode?

    • @swarada994
      @swarada994 Год назад +70

      No it didn't... The book is literally abt a stalker's mind

  • @Zwyane
    @Zwyane Год назад +323

    “I'm using my privilege for good”😭😂😭😂😭

  • @queenofgoldenhearts
    @queenofgoldenhearts Год назад +357

    how can he be SO RELATABLE AND FUNNY while being a killer?? 😂 his narration is the best part of the show seriously!!!!

    • @JDdr86
      @JDdr86 Год назад +3

      Cu'z he's a full human being and his madness and evil are not all there is to him?!

  • @jadeann8401
    @jadeann8401 Год назад +696

    "It's fine your not heroin. Your a human woman." Don't know why this cracked me up so much.😂

  • @hoorainbaig2024
    @hoorainbaig2024 Год назад +490

    " Disney should sue these people " is one of my favourite

  • @Tavi78
    @Tavi78 Год назад +165

    “Why is male small talk always so terrible” he is an icon low key

  • @cornholio8739
    @cornholio8739 Год назад +255

    “You told your girlfriends you would come by. I know this because I have your phone” knowing context or not this will always sound strange

  • @samirashamon4978
    @samirashamon4978 Год назад +108

    “i hardly look at your facebook 🤔, 2 or 3 times a day max! 😁” LMAO

  • @thebigemini9974
    @thebigemini9974 Год назад +107

    "You're not a killer"
    "Oh how I wish I was, this would be less complicated."
    Wish granted?💀😭

  • @LVCC4
    @LVCC4 10 месяцев назад +18

    “The ringing in my head is ✨MUSIIIIIC✨”

  • @cawesomewhatever
    @cawesomewhatever Год назад +136

    It’s the irony in some of those that just make it perfect. 😂

  • @alexaf7400
    @alexaf7400 Год назад +189

    “Bro. You waist of hair”😂literally my favorite line

  • @alexkian8196
    @alexkian8196 Год назад +79

    thanks for including "dont get histerical i took a seminar"

  • @datboiwes3495
    @datboiwes3495 Год назад +83

    “Ah fuck imma need more tarps” is one of my favorite Joe quotes😂

  • @lizandra8391
    @lizandra8391 Год назад +119

    My personal favourites are "You waste of hair" & "Touche, bitch" 😂

  • @BlowUpTheOutsideWorld
    @BlowUpTheOutsideWorld Год назад +100

    "Shit, detectives are real and DNA is a thing and I just hit that girl with a rock."

  • @nessiemonst3r
    @nessiemonst3r Год назад +146

    I love how they show how deranged and hypocritical he is, showing we SHOULD hate him, then reel us back in with his observations that are funny or honestly sort of adorable.

    • @TheNinja94a
      @TheNinja94a Год назад +3

      Show makes us as delusional as the character is.

  • @nochill5996
    @nochill5996 Год назад +66

    2:45 "Sometimes I swear I'm the only real feminist" 😭😭😭😭

  • @jermalover18
    @jermalover18 2 года назад +316

    THIS IS SO FUNNY ON 2x SPEED 😭😭

    • @prapti.singhs
      @prapti.singhs 2 года назад +26

      YOU'RE A GENIUS IM HOWLING 😭😭😭

    • @vivwest
      @vivwest Год назад +5

      its even funnier if its high pitched

    • @Lovelysaxy
      @Lovelysaxy Год назад +5

      Omgosh that was so funny😭😂

    • @NayGemini
      @NayGemini Год назад +6

      Lol...why did i try this?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @lilydale9084
      @lilydale9084 Год назад +1

      ok now i’m dead

  • @grwm.daisyn
    @grwm.daisyn Год назад +84

    "oh shit love is going to kill you" has me dying

  • @6ngela
    @6ngela Год назад +20

    “i love you SOO MUCH the ringing in my head is MUUUUUSICCCCC”

  • @kelly5355
    @kelly5355 2 года назад +345

    1:01 my favorite narration of his ever😭😂

  • @carmelalinka
    @carmelalinka Год назад +146

    Imagine if they used Gossip Girl’s voice

  • @ameliaareyynolds
    @ameliaareyynolds Год назад +73

    he sounds so different in season one than season four, it's so weird

    • @22OrangeGirl
      @22OrangeGirl Год назад +11

      His narrations on s4 are kinda boring too

  • @danhayward3057
    @danhayward3057 Год назад +26

    “Beck you’re too drunk to be alone, what if some sicko followed you down here?” 😂😂

  • @stephaniepalmer1604
    @stephaniepalmer1604 Год назад +66

    "Kale me" is actually incredibly hilarious.

  • @joselynezquivel7117
    @joselynezquivel7117 Год назад +36

    THE BATHTUB SCENE ALWAYS GETS ME

  • @RacleandRaHill
    @RacleandRaHill Год назад +64

    the season 1 commentary was great

  • @briannalaskai241
    @briannalaskai241 Год назад +28

    “Keep your friends close… and your enemies… keep losing your enemies because you’re out of shape@

  • @saramey9794
    @saramey9794 Год назад +24

    the ringing in my head is MUUUUSIIIICCCCC 💃💃

  • @prodbymugiwara_sama
    @prodbymugiwara_sama 9 месяцев назад +21

    "WHAT, THE, HELL!?? Wait, wait, no, no, NO!!! HOW THE HELL am I supposed to be great with you gone IF YOU'RE GONE!!!" Joe always got me dying with his inner monologue😭😭😭

  • @bia7091
    @bia7091 2 года назад +80

    I expected the ''for the most part'' line idk why but it cracks me up eveytime he said it in the tone of that voice

  • @HodajuciParadoks
    @HodajuciParadoks Год назад +123

    Season 1 was pretty much dark creepy comedy that freezes your blood and makes you laugh at the same time

  • @caitlynm1476
    @caitlynm1476 Год назад +60

    I MISS THIS SHOW IM SO EXCITED FOR S4

  • @dramaticvirghoe
    @dramaticvirghoe Год назад +25

    the way he narrates changed over the years

  • @andieouso
    @andieouso Год назад +28

    Only on YOU…..”Masturbation saves the day for now”💀

  • @LaughOutFrikinLoud
    @LaughOutFrikinLoud Год назад +18

    Season 1 Joe was pure comedy gold

  • @fromevertonow5683
    @fromevertonow5683 Год назад +43

    “You waste of hair” 😭😭😭😭

  • @chipmunkpark8826
    @chipmunkpark8826 Год назад +21

    HOW DARE SHE INTERVENE WITH YOUR PRIVACY LIKE THAT? PERVERSE 💀💀💀💀 Oh, Joe

  • @rili9117
    @rili9117 Год назад +101

    He’s so unintentionally funny

  • @tezzzzzzzz
    @tezzzzzzzz Год назад +14

    she resurrected like some sort of ginger vampire 😭😭😭

  • @internetgirl4617
    @internetgirl4617 Год назад +23

    “It’s a boy”
    “I’m fucked”😂😂😂😂

  • @elladutart4394
    @elladutart4394 9 месяцев назад +4

    “No Gary it’s soap” THAT KILLED ME FOR NO REASON

  • @cheramie278
    @cheramie278 Год назад +30

    ' I'll clean for us'
    'Look at her, invading your privacy like that'
    'i love you soo much, the ringing in my head is muuussiiiiiccccc!

  • @raymondgalbraith983
    @raymondgalbraith983 Год назад +58

    3:11 “You’re not a killer”
    *how I wish that were true*
    6:06 “It’s a boy” *I’m fucked*
    probably the most self aware monologues Joe will give in the show

  • @cgvods
    @cgvods Год назад +4

    “The ringing in my head is muuusiiic! 🤪” 😭

  • @Kazolina
    @Kazolina 2 месяца назад +3

    2:04 the ringing in my head is musiccccc

  • @matthewthaxton7238
    @matthewthaxton7238 Год назад +13

    “What no no no no no no- Where’d you go” is my personal fav 😂

  • @Jellysfrickingstuff
    @Jellysfrickingstuff Год назад +33

    It feels like Penn intentionally made his internal dialogue less charismatic in season 4. Like there are still funny moments, but they’re aren’t delivered with the same liveliness or sarcasm as before, it’s a lot more dry and pessimistic than charismatically sarcastic

  • @aspyn.j_
    @aspyn.j_ Год назад +40

    i need a guy like joe minus the homocidal tendencies/clear narcissism because his inner monologue is so funny.

    • @tjvids8943
      @tjvids8943 Год назад +13

      So you don’t want Joe

    • @zolaeight7574
      @zolaeight7574 Год назад

      Like her how? It’s the delusion thy makes people fall for the Joe’s of this world

    • @blushbb.
      @blushbb. 9 месяцев назад

      I’m a girl, ASPD, but having a lack of awareness is frustrating because when you get confronted that’s when you realize maybe it was wrong but you didn’t know it was wrong in the first place because the reasonings were right, so it’s easy to spit excuses for every thing you did and have it be justified. its a repeated cycle and I’ve sabotaged many relationships with it. If you can handle that then go for it girl.

  • @Terinka14
    @Terinka14 Год назад +162

    he is so relatable... (i dont kill people tho)

    • @jimmoriarty5266
      @jimmoriarty5266 Год назад +6

      Are you a scorpio?

    • @jamrockdoom
      @jamrockdoom Год назад +3

      ​@@jimmoriarty5266 unrelated but i am a dinosaur idk what that tells about me

  • @narunatsu1
    @narunatsu1 2 года назад +88

    Joe is amazing hahahaha besides being crazy he's so funny 🤣🤣

  • @Sanjanaxoxo
    @Sanjanaxoxo 2 месяца назад +1

    "The ranging sound in my head issss MusiCcccCccc~"😭💀

  • @Aywusgod
    @Aywusgod 8 месяцев назад +2

    1:05 I love how he just goes full Dennis Reynolds.

  • @_lynnloo9988
    @_lynnloo9988 Год назад +20

    he’s so sassy😭

  • @Narra0002
    @Narra0002 Год назад +7

    This show has some of the best narration

  • @JazzyFlo15
    @JazzyFlo15 Год назад +50

    3:56 my all-time favorite

  • @Hop3fulRomantic
    @Hop3fulRomantic Год назад +27

    "Bro? You waste of hair." LMAO I'M DEAD 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @darklina
    @darklina Год назад +14

    the rINGING IN MY HEAD IS MUUUSIC

  • @muktimasih9733
    @muktimasih9733 Год назад +6

    Mormon Neville Longbottom - gosh the writers are geniuses :D Also thanks for compiling this. This series would be nothing without the impeccably witty narration and Penn's flawflessly deep voice.

  • @marie-ie5no
    @marie-ie5no Год назад +4

    The ringing in my head is mUzeEeEeEk

  • @nina.azuos.
    @nina.azuos. 9 месяцев назад +3

    they made these joe’s monologues so funny for absolutely no reason

  • @lisa39578
    @lisa39578 Год назад +25

    “What if some sicko had followed you down here” - the sicko who followed her to a bar before this incident 😂😂😂 0:09

  • @anam2639
    @anam2639 Год назад +6

    The ringing in my head is musiiiicc ✨🎶🎶🎼

  • @lowkey621
    @lowkey621 Год назад +106

    Why couldn’t he treat Love like he did with Beck. She actually accepted him and if he was like that with her they could have lived happily ever after with their son

    • @nosjdu
      @nosjdu Год назад +80

      cos he met his match and didn’t like what he realised

    • @queenofgoldenhearts
      @queenofgoldenhearts Год назад +85

      she mirrors the worst in him and the things he’s always trying to avoid and deny!

    • @marsilv4319
      @marsilv4319 Год назад +19

      Lol cuz he’s in denial about who he is

    • @caiovinicius5204
      @caiovinicius5204 Год назад +19

      Because he's (recently) a collected sociopath. Love is an IMPULSIVE psychopath, that's a big difference lol

    • @JDdr86
      @JDdr86 Год назад +5

      @@caiovinicius5204 The right term for both of them is psychopath (sociopath is not used in the research literature or in the psychometric instruments). She's just more neurotic than him, but they have pretty much the same personality profile with some differences in comorbidities, behavioral presentation and etiology. He's more environmentally determined while she's more of a product of genetics and has less environmental risk factors, even though she still got her fair share of childhood trauma.

  • @notsocreativejaycee8816
    @notsocreativejaycee8816 Год назад +8

    The ringing in my head is muSiCcc

  • @Eyeofthetiger69
    @Eyeofthetiger69 Год назад +6

    Season 1's vibe is so different from the following seasons.

  • @juniorboy1815
    @juniorboy1815 5 месяцев назад +2

    “Shit detectives are real”
    “DNA a thing”
    “and I just hit that girl with a rock”
    😂😂😂

  • @victoriat7961
    @victoriat7961 Год назад +9

    this is a gem of a vide i forgot how funny he is in his head

  • @Ymch809
    @Ymch809 Год назад +3

    Waaait😭😭 I’ve rewatched this show so many times and I never catched the “ringing in my head is musiiic” part 😭😭😭 tbh I don’t remember any of it, I’ll have to rewatch it again

  • @DevKaran-i4n
    @DevKaran-i4n 2 месяца назад +2

    How the hell am I supposed to be great with you gone if you’re actually gone😂😂

  • @skendae2003
    @skendae2003 Год назад +10

    "Bro you waste of hair" soooo funny

  • @williamwallace7206
    @williamwallace7206 8 месяцев назад +2

    Well. Gossip girl never fails to deliver some ominous yet absolutely intriguing and overly honest dialogue

  • @viveksargotra
    @viveksargotra Год назад +4

    Just finished the season 4 part 1 I just wanna say I'm glad I watched the series

  • @NotThePoint-r7n
    @NotThePoint-r7n 5 месяцев назад +1

    This actor deserved a thing for his performance, the show couldn't have worked without it.

  • @Diazfil12
    @Diazfil12 Год назад +11

    "Mormon Neville Longbottom"
    I really need to start using phrase

  • @heremeout9970
    @heremeout9970 Год назад +10

    Time to rewatch!

  • @aceanarchy5554
    @aceanarchy5554 Год назад +4

    Personally my favorite line is the one right before this one at 3:19, the "these are officially the darkest days in history" in respose to the guy wanting to put on spanish music

  • @veronica33s45
    @veronica33s45 Год назад +12

    His inner monolouges so funny it makes the series half comedy🤣

  • @leonardodegenerate260
    @leonardodegenerate260 Месяц назад +1

    "Disney should sue these people" os also a great one.

  • @DonLyfe
    @DonLyfe 2 года назад +30

    Season 4 just wrapped

  • @marissa5429
    @marissa5429 Год назад +19

    if delusion was a person