On everything.. my friend momma used to make me help wash dishes and rake leaves.. I had to help the homie clean a chitlin pot once. I was bout smoove walk home after I smelled that pot. 🤦🏾♂️
Lol it used to suck when the parents would say “you’re not suppose to have any company over” right in front of me. That would make me feel awkward like a motha smh 🤦🏻♂️
Oh shit playing with the dog!! Lololol yessssss holy shit that memory flashed right into my head. My friends mom screamin at him and I’m playing.with.the.dog. Hahahah Thank you !
Right I be feeling uncomfortable when they be yelling at me I be like she finna go off on me next? But I think my friends like coming over my house more because they know my mama don’t care and she not gone do to much and she kinda playful.
then the car ride be silent the whole time and you say "lemme out here thank you!" to the mom or dad knowing damn well you need to still walk 2 km home
Parents be more aggressive when your friends over that's there time to shine so you can think twice about doing something wrong the next time when you have em over lol
“You was still in trouble from last week” that line used to make me feel some type of way, 🤦🏿 like dang ma I thought we was cool now, no calls from my teacher, the room clean, and I did the dishes 🤣
“I guess y’all take me as a joke” “After all I done for you” “I said no game” “But mom nothin” “Are you the parent?” “I’m not gone be around forever” “The least you can do is respect me” Guess Mom’s playing her greatest hits today and you can bet that they’re on shuffle play and repeat.
LMAOO I REMEMBER THE DAYS. My dad drove real fast to get me when I called him up and said “please please come get me” and when I left the front door, I heard her really getting screamed at by her mom. Dishes starting be thrown in the sink and I think some Asian swears being said. When I got to the safety of my dad’s car, I was like I’m never sleeping over again. It was a totally different vibe haha
@@BernardBrunu1 Nah cleaning day was after church services.Saturday was the only day out of the weekend to chill before school on Monday. That's why I stopped going to church because I need my damn sleep
Girls used to get mad at me as a child and teenager they would say.. “one day you will have a daughter and you will understand” ..my homie has 3 kids and they are all girls. I bought him a box of bullets because women have cursed us and it came true. They are all close in age and they are cute now. When they get 15-16 my man’s gon go bald trynna keep up with all their boyfriends and problems. He doesn’t believed he’s cursed but when women say “you’ll understand” that is a real curse!
That's what our daddy used to say to us when y'all get older and have kids y'all are gonna be in this situation 😂😂 for my sisters anyway for the most part it's true 😂😂 me and my bros are single right now just haven't found decent women yet
1. Came in late. 2. Had company when on punishment 3. Played video game when on punishment. 4. Not helping her clean. We machine gun the offenses. Press pause if needed. 😄
The accuracy of “your lil friend.” 😂 I SWEAR moms don’t even bother learning your friends’ actual names, everyone of them is just “your lil friend” and she’s never one of them.
I remember for my friends 13th bday our group of friends was all over his crib for the weekend and his mom overheard him cussing while we were downstairs playing video games. She brought him up stair and tore his ass up. 💀😂 He came back downstairs limping and everything.🤣
There are three Black mama go to lines..."I'm not one of your lil' friends", "Do I look like Boo Boo the Fool?" and my all time favorite, "I AIN'T THE ONE!"
My son does chores for his friend's mom way faster than for me. Payback I guess because I was the same way. 😄 Somehow didn't feel like work because I didn't "have to" wash dishes there I chose to as a show of appreciation
My aunt would wake us up early an yell at my cousins, I'd call my mom to get me an take watering the plants as the chore i was doing, then i would hear her talkin about cutting the lawn and dusting, an dish washer, clean garage , i was beggin my mom, then she pulls the same ish when we get to the house
“I’m not one of your lil friends”….A parents favourite line😂😂
Dead ass!!😂😂😂
And the actual "lil" friend be there awkward asf
Fr tho
A parents favorite yet worst things to say, u don't want to be my friend okay don't I just won't say anything to you for years and years 🤣
I done heard that too many times lmao
My friend mama be yelling at me too😂😂😂😂she be like “since I feed you you my son too”
Lmaoooo omg
Ayy that’s real tho 👌
On everything.. my friend momma used to make me help wash dishes and rake leaves.. I had to help the homie clean a chitlin pot once. I was bout smoove walk home after I smelled that pot. 🤦🏾♂️
Lol
Ong 😂😂
Bruh!😂 this be the scariest shit ever. Be having you folding the blanket neat as shit😂
Facts 😭😭😭😭
😂😂😂
😂😂
😂🤣😁😊
Blanket folded and put away. You just get the urge to start cleaning.
When she can go off on him in front of you like that you know you’re not safe 😭
You might just get a whoopin too! 😂😂😂
@@TheOneandPrettyOne07 facts😂
@@TheOneandPrettyOne07 fr😅
@@TheOneandPrettyOne07 couldn’t be me
@@TheOneandPrettyOne07 ay dont beat me i can clean the dishes
Always calling them "your lil friend" and that lil friend weigh almost 300 lbs and 6'3"!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm crying! 🤣🤣🤣
Lmaoooooooooo they can be the size of a dinosaur and still be the “lil friend”
Fr tho lol
@@Lovelytrini82 🤣🤣
🤣🤣
Lol it used to suck when the parents would say “you’re not suppose to have any company over” right in front of me. That would make me feel awkward like a motha smh 🤦🏻♂️
Bro dead ass I wouldn’t want to go back neither after that
That's the point lol
Yea but you do it anyway after we done said no company but then again you had it anyway and we go off lol
😂😂Like Damn are you saying Get out ?
@@maddmaxxfrmdan lol
When you start playing with the dog and acting like youre not listening to em
Yes!!! 🤣
LAMAOAOAOAOOAOAOAO
Oh shit playing with the dog!! Lololol yessssss holy shit that memory flashed right into my head. My friends mom screamin at him and I’m playing.with.the.dog. Hahahah
Thank you !
😂
That dog’s nervous too
It’s those moments when you’re that friend and you don’t know if she’s yelling at y’all or just him 😂
No frr
On G till this day I don’t know 😂😂😂
Yessssss
It's both she just don't wanna say it not her kid
Definitely y’all 😭😭😭
I start feeling mad uncomfortable aswell when they momma look at me 😭
stg they be giving u signs💀
Everytime 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Wondering if u next ong😭😭😭😭
fr
Right I be feeling uncomfortable when they be yelling at me I be like she finna go off on me next? But I think my friends like coming over my house more because they know my mama don’t care and she not gone do to much and she kinda playful.
Worst part is, after she finish complaining you still gotta ask for a ride home 🥴
This comment is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣
then the car ride be silent the whole time and you say "lemme out here thank you!" to the mom or dad knowing damn well you need to still walk 2 km home
Fuck that I'll walk
Hell Naw🤣😅😂
@@joshuaowens2418 for real
Parents be more aggressive when your friends over that's there time to shine so you can think twice about doing something wrong the next time when you have em over lol
egooooooo
Lol!
That's when they need to brought down to size the most.
preach
@@the_ghost8799 well no you’re in their house and don’t pay no bills. Suck it up
That “im not one of your little friends” I felt that 🤣💀
LOL, my parents don't speak English to us so I can’t relate. 😂✋
That sounded like my Mom so I definitely felt that too 😭💀💯!
“You was still in trouble from last week” that line used to make me feel some type of way, 🤦🏿 like dang ma I thought we was cool now, no calls from my teacher, the room clean, and I did the dishes 🤣
“I guess y’all take me as a joke”
“After all I done for you”
“I said no game”
“But mom nothin”
“Are you the parent?”
“I’m not gone be around forever”
“The least you can do is respect me”
Guess Mom’s playing her greatest hits today and you can bet that they’re on shuffle play and repeat.
💯🤣
Im not one of your lil friends
@@sambo416 bonus tracks
@@leeandrew6555 “You still in trouble, but I let that slide”
“Mom can you come get me I slept at a friends house”
That shit got me 😂
That be so true , hurry up come
Get me she tripping
Shit had me too 😂😂
LMFKAOOSOAOAOAOAIAISISAI
LMAOO I REMEMBER THE DAYS.
My dad drove real fast to get me when I called him up and said “please please come get me” and when I left the front door, I heard her really getting screamed at by her mom. Dishes starting be thrown in the sink and I think some Asian swears being said. When I got to the safety of my dad’s car, I was like I’m never sleeping over again. It was a totally different vibe haha
“I’m not one of your lil frens” Chile they love this line 🙄😂
"I'm not one of your lil friends" is a staple in black families 🤣🤣
and Italian ones. I heard that a lot growing up
You can add mexicans families to list 😂 .
Shit took me back but in Spanish
and brazilian households too. My mom when she's would get mad at me when i was younger she was always like i'm not your friend
"I'm not gonna be around forever."
Like MA'AM! Where do you plan on going?
When parents say that It means that one day they gonna die my parents use to say that to me
@mz. white I'm aware it means they're going to die. Mothers just make it seem like its going to happen in that minute.
LOL!
@@SomeOne-nj8mi I'm full grown mom over 70 and she's still using this line!
@@SomeOne-nj8mi Sadly it can.
The gospel music playing in the background makes this so accurate 🤣 that's all my mom listens to.
Why she is a sinner
What the name of the song?
@@kwamenkrumah2224 Praise Him In Advance by Marvin Sapp
"You was still in trouble from last week but I let it slide" I felt this to my core lol
This gave me anxiety ridden flashbacks of being the friend 🤣🤣
Fr when he said u was still in trouble from last week hit a lil too hard 😭
@@chicagoshit9870 dawg I swear 😭😭
This dude not being viral is a crime. These skits are so accurate it’s terrifying. 😂
Sunday is cleaning day.... So accurate😆
Cleaning day is Saturday, Sunday was all about church and family growing up.
Saturday morning
@@BernardBrunu1 That is true but people have started to clean on Sundays than on Saturdays in the past couple of years.
@@BernardBrunu1 Nah cleaning day was after church services.Saturday was the only day out of the weekend to chill before school on Monday.
That's why I stopped going to church because I need my damn sleep
Be scared to get up but at the same time feel like you shouldn’t be in the middle of the conversation. At this point “ima just walk home”
Bruh the gospel music while cleaning 😂😂😂😂
She said “he’s slobbering all over the floor” lmao the poor guy trying to get some sleep and wakes up to getting roasted 😂
See a real G knows this is coming and he's gone before he can be implicated.
They stayed up late
So many moms want to air you out in front of your friends, like they literally waited for them to show up before starting this bs.😂
On the phone when the mom still going off is accurate af 😂😂😂
"You was still in trouble from last week"🤦🏽♂️😅
Quote by quote this man ALWAYS on point.
Gosh when she said you gotta go hurts🤣
my moms got to line " One day when you have kids you will understand"
Girls used to get mad at me as a child and teenager they would say.. “one day you will have a daughter and you will understand” ..my homie has 3 kids and they are all girls. I bought him a box of bullets because women have cursed us and it came true. They are all close in age and they are cute now. When they get 15-16 my man’s gon go bald trynna keep up with all their boyfriends and problems. He doesn’t believed he’s cursed but when women say “you’ll understand” that is a real curse!
Lmao 💯
Guilty!
Ikr, it's like they think every single person in the entire universe plans on having kids lmao😂😂😂
That's what our daddy used to say to us when y'all get older and have kids y'all are gonna be in this situation 😂😂 for my sisters anyway for the most part it's true 😂😂 me and my bros are single right now just haven't found decent women yet
"I'm not one of your lil friends"
Every Black mother Ever, That's they favorite line.🤦🏿♂️😂
I ain't gonna be around foreva 😭😭😭 my fave line
My parents favoured the line “Me and you don’t pitch marbles.” As opposed to “I’m not one of your little friends.”
and then the minute you say something it’s “don’t be tryna show out it front yo lil friends!!” 😂
I’ve never heard that one, but I love it!😂
#Stolen
Lol. True. That's Caribbean parents right there.
Sounds country asf
😂😂😂 This gave me flashbacks.
That’s me waking up at my homeboy Jeff’s house back in the 80’s….
Rip Mrs. McCoy.
✌️💜🙏from Chicago 🇺🇸
Waking up with the sleep eyes 👀 🤣🤣🤣
"Whose the parent? Me or you?"
That is so accurate.
The best part is that she never made it clear what the issue actually was. That's just how mom's are...
He missed curfew
@@cynthiaholland13 That's not a problem though.
1. Came in late. 2. Had company when on punishment 3. Played video game when on punishment. 4. Not helping her clean. We machine gun the offenses. Press pause if needed. 😄
I love the "lil friend"or the "lil" anything line. No better way to make a person realize you in it to win it. 😂😂😂
Danggg right they don't care if ya Friend sitting right there 😂😂
Man, this shit brings me back to when I was a kid. My friends mom started to yell, I just slowly walked out the house and kept walking.
Not the worship music! Too relatable. That’s how I know it was cleaning day
“The game” 😭😭🤣
It's even worse wakin up when the parent ain't even met you before😅🤣
The gospel music before getting embarrassed is so accurate dawg.
That “still sleep bt gotta deal wit loved ones” face - brilliantly executed 👏🏾💙💯
Bro I be cracking I can not lie it be like funny but at the same time I be feeling bad lmfao
THE ACCURACY OF 1:33 lmao calling my mom mid yell
Sunday morning , i knew it was gonna be followed by church 😭😭🤣
Mom's walk in half way into a conversation only she been havin..
Parents never forget what you did last week especially in front of your friends 😂😂😂 tragic!
Naw they never forget. What you did years ago
And the only ever bring it up when you're in trouble lmao 😅😅😅
I ain’t gon be here forever 😂😂 always reminding us like damn
The accuracy of “your lil friend.” 😂 I SWEAR moms don’t even bother learning your friends’ actual names, everyone of them is just “your lil friend” and she’s never one of them.
BRUUUUUUUUH this is on point on point. I even had a flashback and it synced to what I experienced.
Lmfao omfg! You are hilariously epic! You know what it is! Black mamas ain’t no joke boy I tell ya LOL!
Omgoodness!!!! You are crazy dude!!! Lol!!!! You playing the gospel music and everything while cleaning up lol!!! 😂 you already know 🤣
I remember for my friends 13th bday our group of friends was all over his crib for the weekend and his mom overheard him cussing while we were downstairs playing video games. She brought him up stair and tore his ass up. 💀😂 He came back downstairs limping and everything.🤣
Sounds like a shitty parent
@@Iloverebel Its tough love. Either we get your ass or the law.
That a bake.
Lmaoo tuff
That’s tuff lmao
bro u musta been spying on my childhood yo videos be too right! lmfao
Lmao literally every one of my friends. But they love me tho. "Why can't you be more like ur friend!"
He ain’t Neva has da gospel music playing 😭😭 just like my OG
My heart skips a beat when they mom says "Sorry but you gotta go" but you have nobody to pick you up😪
Waking up early in the morning on a sunday to clean before church is crazy... why do these people hate themselves holy shit
There are three Black mama go to lines..."I'm not one of your lil' friends", "Do I look like Boo Boo the Fool?" and my all time favorite, "I AIN'T THE ONE!"
"Slobbering all over the damn place." 🤣🤣🤣
Not the Marvin Sapp 😂😂
“What I tell you bout that game”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Facts my mom be having my friend do shit he don’t even do at his own house 😂
🤣
😅😭😭
My son does chores for his friend's mom way faster than for me. Payback I guess because I was the same way. 😄 Somehow didn't feel like work because I didn't "have to" wash dishes there I chose to as a show of appreciation
Lmaoo
The “I’m not one of your lil friends” 🤣 so accurate
"I'm not one of your lil friends" THE ACCURACY
“Now you was still in trouble from last week and I let it slide” 😂😂😂 the accuracy!
Mannnnnn😂 this sht so real fam😂😂 “After all I’ve done for u as a mother “😂😂😂😂 nigga need to make a movie 💯🍿 🎥
Yea, I'm waiting on it too. He could weave all his characters into the movie.📹 KillaKay start a cash app so we can support the making of your movie.😉
Lmao!! The: "I'm not gon be around forever" had me Rollin!?
“Now you was still in trouble from last week, and I let it slide” boy the nostalgia from that alone still fucks me up💀💀💀
“ I can’t speak for you cuz you ain’t my son “ but you’d still feel the anger towards you 😂 this is facts
“I’m not one of yo lil friends “ 😭😭
Can't stop laughing😁😁 Ain't no lie in what you say💯
when my friend's mom starts yellin at him, I always look for an excuse to leave the house or go to a different room 😂
Boy I swear diz man be on point 💯💯🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🔥
😂 “I don’t care if your friend in here I’m not your friend” 😭😂
"You better be lucky" 🤣🤣🤣
“I’m not one of ya little friends” Jesus Christ if I had a dollar every time I heard that 😭
He, for real, woke up at 5:44 am😂😂
The way he woke up off the floor is perfect 😂
He funny AF, all his skits on point
Erryboby finna hear about that in school🤣🤣
“Little friend” 🤣 sounds so passive aggressive like she wishes she could attack him too but knows it’s not her kid lol
Lol
The friend pulled that on a Sunday?! He wrong for that one 😂 I don’t visit no one unless it’s Friday or Saturday. Maybe during the week.
The gospel music In the morning😂😂😂😂
Only dude that can play 3 characters and all look different asf lol
“I’m not gonna be around forever to tell you what and what not to do, so while I’m here…” classic line lmfaoo
Why our friends always gotta be lil?! 😢
It’s the “I’m not gonna be around forever” lmao 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I hate when they call me “ya Lil friend” for some reason 💀😭
For realz
ITS ALWAYS “ I GUESS YOU TAKE ME AS A JOKE” Lmaoooo 💀🤦🏽♂️😂😂😂😂
My aunt would wake us up early an yell at my cousins, I'd call my mom to get me an take watering the plants as the chore i was doing, then i would hear her talkin about cutting the lawn and dusting, an dish washer, clean garage , i was beggin my mom, then she pulls the same ish when we get to the house
That “I’m not gon be around forever” part tho lol sheesh
“While im here now” omg they love saying that
LMAOOOP BRUH “I’m not guna be around forever “ is there favorite dramatic ass line 😂
And parents wonder when their children don't speak to them anymore when they move out.
LOL, I can't wait for university, I'm class of 2023...I love my family but I'm better off living on my own.
real shit
@@lesunshineworshiper11 LOL, I'm a lone wolf now. 😂✋
@@shonaphakee776 what u going to uni for?
@@lesunshineworshiper11 ikr at this point it’s just paying well over 100k to be taught about useless shit half the time