How Black Moms Be Waiting On You To Come Home For A Whooping 😂

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  • @killakay
    @killakay  3 года назад +274

    Follow my Instagram instagram.com/thekillakay_ LOVE YALL ‼️

    • @prophetba
      @prophetba 3 года назад +1

      We love U!!!!!! ❤️❤️❤️🥰😂🔥♥️♥️♥️♥️👍🏽🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

    • @mholliday32mh
      @mholliday32mh 3 года назад +2

      I got ptsd from that

    • @keepitkosher8065
      @keepitkosher8065 3 года назад +2

      Big bro………….DROP THE VLOG!!!!!! Cmon fam! We 2hunnit away! FAM!!🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

    • @jajatooconscious1846
      @jajatooconscious1846 3 года назад +2

      U never fail bro lmao

    • @zavierthompson8627
      @zavierthompson8627 3 года назад +2

      Man really said hi mom it’s good to see ya when he know damn well not to play stupid with black parents

  • @IsmokeHiphopLive
    @IsmokeHiphopLive 3 года назад +2211

    move your hand is the most accurate thing ever😂🤣😅

    • @wdktherealartic4074
      @wdktherealartic4074 3 года назад +26

      It wasn’t no belt for me 😂lol

    • @kevinvns
      @kevinvns 3 года назад +27

      Mama noooo I'm sorry 🤣🤣🤣

    • @IsmokeHiphopLive
      @IsmokeHiphopLive 2 года назад +28

      @@kevinvns mama nooo famous words 😂🤣😂💯

    • @kevinvns
      @kevinvns 2 года назад +11

      @@IsmokeHiphopLive sounding just like Al Green once that belt hit

    • @burgundyb11
      @burgundyb11 2 года назад +5

      I’m saying

  • @kathulu214
    @kathulu214 3 года назад +2136

    “Move ya hand! Get ya hand out the way!” Gives me anxiety til this day.

    • @Eelgnotsa
      @Eelgnotsa 3 года назад +15

      😂 yeah do you Hannah always end up taking a beating

    • @MarvelousGaitan
      @MarvelousGaitan 3 года назад +44

      Move ya hand or ima make it worse 🤯🤯🤯I would be like what YOU GOTS MORE!!!!

    • @bnasty8636
      @bnasty8636 3 года назад +22

      @@MarvelousGaitan stop. Got me tensing up rn. That’s too accurate

    • @kathulu214
      @kathulu214 2 года назад

      @@iancarter8199 that’s Getter in my profile pic ? Not me bro

    • @iancarter8199
      @iancarter8199 2 года назад +2

      @kathulu214 Oh. 😶. Well now I look dumb, I don't even know who Getter is. But I wasn't tryna cap on u bruh, it was a genuine question cus I was genuinely suprised

  • @s.e.a6517
    @s.e.a6517 3 года назад +2181

    “I ain’t one of yo lil friends”
    the accuracy 💀💀

    • @Djme2
      @Djme2 3 года назад +17

      felt it lol

    • @courtnecouncil3904
      @courtnecouncil3904 3 года назад +44

      My mom still says this and now I am one of her little friends lol

    • @yasXcore
      @yasXcore 2 года назад +11

      @@courtnecouncil3904 💀🤣🤣

    • @aliinwonderland656
      @aliinwonderland656 2 года назад +8

      That’s track 3 from my greatest hits as a mom 🤣

    • @tiagoodchild7070
      @tiagoodchild7070 2 года назад +3

      My mother would take it a little further, she say " I ain't one of yo lil dutty crotch friends"

  • @PrimmsHoodCinema
    @PrimmsHoodCinema 3 года назад +1619

    Broooo!!! Yes!! Having to sit there while she plays the voicemail 😫😫😫 You might as well just kill me.

    • @cooleekbrown1728
      @cooleekbrown1728 3 года назад +30

      Been a fan of you since 5k man! Keep up the good work!

    • @juliomarquez5039
      @juliomarquez5039 3 года назад +31

      Damn killa Kay is a black all star for sure!!!!

    • @lamayiashaffer7080
      @lamayiashaffer7080 3 года назад +14

      Yes!!! Like bro just take me outta my misery 😩🥴😂😂😂

    • @fresh4u1994
      @fresh4u1994 3 года назад +1

      Brooo primm do she ball nick cannons movie, it would make for good content

    • @fast031
      @fast031 3 года назад +20

      You go back the school the next day and you never look at that teacher the same again

  • @JayBelafonte
    @JayBelafonte 3 года назад +1256

    “The school called and left a voice mail”
    “Oh God”😂😂

    • @meurum2561
      @meurum2561 3 года назад +45

      It was always that. Some of my friends were smart though we would erase the school messages. Unfortunately they started calling our parents cell phones eventually

    • @clintonlyle7922
      @clintonlyle7922 3 года назад +33

      That trembly voice too “…ohhh goddd…” mommas make mice outta men, no lie!

    • @gd-lockc7618
      @gd-lockc7618 3 года назад +9

      That tremble

    • @1stwonder788
      @1stwonder788 3 года назад +6

      @@meurum2561 my school had a big black book with everyone’s parents numbers and fax😂😂

    • @meurum2561
      @meurum2561 3 года назад +3

      @@1stwonder788 every now and then while my mom was getting ready for the night I’d take her phone remove any voice mail or message and put it back.

  • @jdvonteofficial
    @jdvonteofficial 3 года назад +723

    Mane, hiding and lying about them progress reports and report cards🤣🤣🤣
    Getting whooped naked 😭 #memories

    • @missmauda
      @missmauda 3 года назад +48

      Omg... getting stripped butt naked was the WORST! 😭😭😭

    • @justchilling2890
      @justchilling2890 3 года назад +60

      Damn nigga you say that like it was fun or some shit

    • @NoName-cz7us
      @NoName-cz7us 3 года назад +21

      @@justchilling2890 😂😂😂

    • @IsmokeHiphopLive
      @IsmokeHiphopLive 3 года назад +14

      accurate 😂🤣

    • @aperson7303
      @aperson7303 3 года назад +43

      Naked ass beatings are evil wtf you gotta humilate me for too

  • @kirkskilling3249
    @kirkskilling3249 3 года назад +1953

    This too relatable it’s like you could feel her anger when you walker through the door. The worst part is when they ask you to come clean and you like wait which thing? Then she pulls up something you don’t even remember

    • @Rakimjoseph
      @Rakimjoseph 3 года назад +40

      The anger is like Haki

    • @uneicag
      @uneicag 3 года назад +84

      Yeeeeesss! 🤣😂🤣 I always hated having to think about which thing my mom was referring to. Incriminated myself most the time. 😂🤦🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️

    • @MikeAnvil
      @MikeAnvil 3 года назад +13

      Yo this comment is so accurate that it gave me flashbacks

    • @landoakechi9406
      @landoakechi9406 3 года назад +17

      The key is to never come clean, they’ll punish you anyways

    • @SportsSpeak73
      @SportsSpeak73 2 года назад +29

      Facts. They thought we were silent because we were trying to hide it & the whole time we just trying to make sure we don't make things worse by admitting to the wrong thing

  • @deebo3453
    @deebo3453 3 года назад +149

    “You gone tell me, Like ima Damn Fool” and “Move your hand” is hella accurate asf😂😂😂

  • @shayholloway9517
    @shayholloway9517 3 года назад +337

    "MOVE YA HAND!!"🤣🤣🤣🤣 CLASSIC BLACK MAMA LINE😭😭

    • @winzeo7
      @winzeo7 2 года назад +5

      Gave me flashbacks when she said that. 😂😂😂

    • @sonicthehedgehog8348
      @sonicthehedgehog8348 2 года назад +4

      The hand will move, but it comes back to absorb the blows lol.

  • @fresh4u1994
    @fresh4u1994 3 года назад +438

    My PTSD kicked in when his mom said “drop them drawls”
    Some other notable quotes parents say:
    “Grab the end of the bed”
    “Im whooping you because I love you.”
    I always knew I was coming home to an ass whooping cleaning would always be happening. It’s like moms was trying to calm her nerves and clean. Didn’t work got my ass lit up like a 4th of July fire work.

    • @mssheena24
      @mssheena24 3 года назад +18

      🤣🤣🤣💯

    • @jcolelover_44
      @jcolelover_44 3 года назад +38

      You forgot "Why you crying"

    • @Admiral137
      @Admiral137 3 года назад +14

      You forgot, touch yo toes or grab ya ankles

    • @jaeehovaa
      @jaeehovaa 3 года назад +16

      Damn you sound traumatized 😕

    • @IsraeliteMan713
      @IsraeliteMan713 3 года назад +22

      And we would always hope she forgot or was too tired but naw she made sure she stayed ready.

  • @justinjp2508
    @justinjp2508 3 года назад +527

    And then when they get to the Parent Teacher Conference, and find out about all the shit you were doing, you gonna get ANOTHER ass whooping after that 😭😭😭

    • @trefrm217_
      @trefrm217_ 3 года назад +17

      man bro 😭🤦🏾

    • @djchuckdee12
      @djchuckdee12 3 года назад +17

      Facts!!!!’

    • @SegaGentleman
      @SegaGentleman 3 года назад +40

      Bruh why u gotta bring this up! Its a rainy tuesday today too! My PTA parent teacher ass whoopins was always a rainy tuesday

    • @anotheruser7848
      @anotheruser7848 3 года назад +3

      Thankfully my parents didn't go for any of my school activities.

    • @FireBen31
      @FireBen31 3 года назад +1

      @@SegaGentleman It's raining tho

  • @201stars
    @201stars 3 года назад +255

    This was the worst feeling. When the teacher said they were calling home. You KNEW it was over as soon as you walked in the house. Heart was in my stomach. Low key thinking about running away from home 😭🥲

    • @12dar12
      @12dar12 3 года назад +49

      Exactly and then at school before u get home your lookin at all your friends seein them laughing having a good time and wishing it was the same for you in that moment but it isn’t cause when you get home your dying so you start thinking of them moments when u weren’t in trouble, AND u also got your friends saying “what’s wrong with you?” and your like “nothing” cause u don’t wanna feel embarrassed because of what’s gonna happen later on etc. I know I can’t be the only one that went through/felt like this.

    • @FaithAndLoveFaithAndLove
      @FaithAndLoveFaithAndLove 3 года назад +12

      @@12dar12🙋 LMBO 🤣😂 frfr THE WORST I can totally relate

    • @FaithAndLoveFaithAndLove
      @FaithAndLoveFaithAndLove 3 года назад +13

      BUT knowing you had NO where to go without JUST delaying the inevitable 😱

    • @1stwonder788
      @1stwonder788 3 года назад +4

      Tryna play it off like you not knowing anything gon save you from that ass whooping

    • @x.0.x.
      @x.0.x. 3 года назад +9

      Especially when it was so bad ur mom left ur daddy to do the whoopin 💀might not make it to the next day 😂😂💀

  • @raul1600
    @raul1600 3 года назад +748

    That “Move ya hand” made me flinch 😂😂

    • @grantsypants4743
      @grantsypants4743 3 года назад +31

      Gave me nam flashbacks lol

    • @kingofvallejo4940
      @kingofvallejo4940 3 года назад +10

      😆 facts

    • @coldblooded568
      @coldblooded568 3 года назад +8

      Like bitch it's a natural reflex 😂😂

    • @janethenry3259
      @janethenry3259 2 года назад +4

      Flinch and duck.

    • @tacoboy2218
      @tacoboy2218 2 года назад +3

      I didn't hear it in English my brain automatically translated it to Spanish from when I was a kid

  • @lazy_panda6569
    @lazy_panda6569 3 года назад +43

    “ Imma give you one chance to come clean. “
    That is a trap! They give out false hope but you still getting a whoopin! 😂

  • @sketchyskies8531
    @sketchyskies8531 3 года назад +817

    I was a good kid, but the "You telling me the teacher lyin" was somehow painfully relatable despite having never experienced it

    • @xxxod
      @xxxod 3 года назад +66

      Teachers aint infallible... they could damn well be lying

    • @12dar12
      @12dar12 3 года назад +2

      Lucky lol

    • @tinasoblessed6350
      @tinasoblessed6350 3 года назад +8

      You sound like me,I and my siblings were good, plus my parents never cursed,or beat us, we just knew how to act,my Mother did have, "THE LOOK", All she had to do was Look, when knew whatever we were doing, wasn't nice! 👍🏼😢

    • @colbyryans1018
      @colbyryans1018 3 года назад +9

      Teachers really do lie.. sometimes they be shiesty and they call when you leave the classroom and just make up something so when you get home, yo parents think you lying but in reality you just dont know

    • @HueboMoment
      @HueboMoment 3 года назад +13

      @@xxxod true but 9/10 times this the shit bad ass kids who already lying at home say.

  • @IWish2500
    @IWish2500 3 года назад +187

    When mom starts asking when progress reports are coming out, you know your days are numbered

    • @lildurk3004
      @lildurk3004 3 года назад +18

      Naw when dad asks lol😂😂😂

    • @kaisha915
      @kaisha915 2 года назад +4

      Ask someone to say ur eulogy when we BOTH ask for the progress report

    • @hermesxivv7695
      @hermesxivv7695 2 года назад +3

      I just told my mom I lost mines and she fell for it everytime

    • @lildurk3004
      @lildurk3004 2 года назад +6

      @@hermesxivv7695 oh no my parents will get to the bottom of it

    • @honeywest39j95
      @honeywest39j95 2 года назад

      @@kaisha915 😅😂🤣

  • @lordkizz9033
    @lordkizz9033 3 года назад +146

    “Lord have mercy got me in here bout to work out”
    Had me rollin💀💀

  • @davidrohee
    @davidrohee 3 года назад +165

    If you had Caribbean parents growing up you’d hear the “ya take me fi ediat ya bumbaclot” 🤣🤣

    • @onejamaican1551
      @onejamaican1551 3 года назад +7

      Lol

    • @lionessrising
      @lionessrising 2 года назад +8

      Nuh tru 🇯🇲🥺😂😂

    • @LadyCoyKoi
      @LadyCoyKoi 2 года назад +6

      Cuban moms be using the wooden flip-flops. 😳 My mom used the bucket of ice water with 80% being ice.

    • @Tsy20000
      @Tsy20000 2 года назад +1

      LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO yesss

    • @Mecduhall91
      @Mecduhall91 2 года назад +2

      That’s jamaïcain**
      Not Caribbean 😂

  • @TheGreatKingofChaos
    @TheGreatKingofChaos 3 года назад +1025

    This triggered a memory, well done!

    • @lordkiza8838
      @lordkiza8838 3 года назад +24

      Soon as he said "Shut da doe" that was like fffffuuuuuu for me all them memories running trying to open the door. Parents doors never push open always pull so it slam when u run.

    • @armandoday8605
      @armandoday8605 3 года назад +1

      Maaaaaaaaaan

    • @TheGreatKingofChaos
      @TheGreatKingofChaos 3 года назад +4

      @@lordkiza8838 it’s the quiet voice and posture that got me, the subtle shaking and twitching

    • @SymphonyTaylor
      @SymphonyTaylor 3 года назад

      😂😂😂

    • @moneymanmitchell8645
      @moneymanmitchell8645 3 года назад +1

      shiiiii, memory lane fr fr

  • @Awesome4Prez
    @Awesome4Prez 3 года назад +537

    Man, this brings me back to when the school called my mom before she went to work. I never knew they did; got home, my mom was extra extra nice to me so I was like "Hmm, ok." Like, an hour goes by, my mom calls me and says "You have a phone call." I found it weird because I never heard the phone ring but I figured my mom picked it up quickly. So, I went to our house phone; which had a extra long cord. I said, "Hello?.....hello....Mom I don't think anyone is.." Right before I can finish my sentence, my mom ninja grabbed the long cord and started whooping me with it while saying "Yeah...Uh huh...someone called, alright. The school called, you failing!!" And, Stupid 5 year old me started yelling "HELP!! SEND HELP!!" Into the phone.

    • @bizzare1
      @bizzare1 3 года назад +199

      bro that was funny until you said you were 5 now that's just sad

    • @linaluv215
      @linaluv215 3 года назад +71

      You know mom dukes called one of her girlfriends later that day talking about some "...and then he had the nerve to scream for help in the phone" both of em laughing on the phone like you can't hear em. Lmaoo.

    • @FlareiOS
      @FlareiOS 3 года назад +89

      How tf were u failing at 5 😭

    • @Jadoreeee
      @Jadoreeee 3 года назад +68

      @@FlareiOS I'm confused about that too I've heard of kindergartners being behind in the class but I've never heard of a 5 year old failing💀

    • @qaz3000
      @qaz3000 3 года назад +36

      So humm , you "failed" kindergarden? How's that even a thing.

  • @maeganachoy8222
    @maeganachoy8222 3 года назад +58

    Is the “uh uh, move yo hand” …bruh, when you tryina block them blows and you collect it on a knuckle or some other bone and then they get even angrier 😂😂😂😂

    • @quacku418
      @quacku418 3 года назад +10

      Hands be hurting but you still tryna block it 😭

  • @LLJTHEMUA
    @LLJTHEMUA 3 года назад +107

    Kyle probably had to be one of those bad ass kids lol. His skits are too accurate 😂😂

  • @01keenan10
    @01keenan10 3 года назад +254

    If I knew a ass whoppin was coming I'd walk home hella slow, sit outside the house for bout 30 mins to gather my strength 💀💀

    • @xxxod
      @xxxod 3 года назад +16

      "ass whoopins" are child abuse.

    • @cooper197
      @cooper197 2 года назад +27

      @@xxxod no they’re not. A child needs to learn not to do things and if verbal reprimanding doesn’t get the point across your raise a little monster quite literally if you don’t teach your son or daughter to behave at the dinner table or to play nice with other kids you’re doing a disservice to him. He will grow up not having friends. Or worse. People lying to him showing fake smiles when he is around but hating his very presence. Ass whoopings are not child abuse

    • @MangoPop
      @MangoPop 2 года назад +4

      @@xxxod I dont believe in beating them but getting your hands popped oh yeah that I believe in. Get them hands for not listening. 👍

    • @cooper197
      @cooper197 2 года назад +2

      @@MangoPop of course! Don’t ever beat your kids should be nothing but a little red mark left that goes away within minutes at most

    • @platinumvoid1648
      @platinumvoid1648 2 года назад +1

      @@cooper197 Studies show that hitting children only brings negative effects. Would you hit a coworker when they piss you off or a family member? No? Then don't do it to your child. When you do thst you teach them thst it'd ok to hit other people, it's not.

  • @KingKalil
    @KingKalil 3 года назад +19

    “Move ya hand” 😭😭😭😭😭 painfully funny & accurate

  • @JayBelafonte
    @JayBelafonte 3 года назад +132

    The “Wing Back” Chair, and that picture in the back make it even more authentic.

  • @philliprosewood7049
    @philliprosewood7049 Год назад +4

    This is so accurate you get home and you act like ain't nothing happen you be tryna ease your way into a simple conversation but that shit don't be flying

  • @papabilby8855
    @papabilby8855 3 года назад +88

    “This hurts me more than it hurts you” 😂

    • @imaobongukobo1745
      @imaobongukobo1745 2 года назад +5

      True bro 😂

    • @angelgrimble4350
      @angelgrimble4350 2 года назад +3

      😭😭😭😂😂😂 this the one

    • @dgeneeknapp3168
      @dgeneeknapp3168 2 года назад +9

      Complete B.S. We ALL knew it.

    • @kaisha915
      @kaisha915 2 года назад +1

      @@dgeneeknapp3168 greatest lie ever told lol. I don't even bother telling my kids that. Feel every piece of this strap!

    • @dgeneeknapp3168
      @dgeneeknapp3168 2 года назад +1

      @@kaisha915 And the other tremendous lie was, "You'll thank me for this later." 😂 All I could think was, "Rrrrriiight."

  • @jeremyTallen1
    @jeremyTallen1 3 года назад +348

    As a 40 year old white father I have come to realize that I relate to a 40 year old black mom more than anything 🤣

    • @killakay
      @killakay  3 года назад +69

      😂😂😂😂

    • @arg_9584
      @arg_9584 3 года назад +43

      You sir, are an awesome 40 year old white father 😂

    • @xxxtatyonne222
      @xxxtatyonne222 3 года назад +12

      I bet you from the south?

    • @jeremyTallen1
      @jeremyTallen1 3 года назад +53

      @@xxxtatyonne222 nope the middle of Illinois i was just raised by a single mother that didn't take any back talk

    • @michael_rappeplayz304
      @michael_rappeplayz304 2 года назад +21

      @@jeremyTallen1 you were raised well

  • @fras2506
    @fras2506 3 года назад +42

    This is a Certified Hood Classic

    • @fras2506
      @fras2506 3 года назад +2

      This skit is relatable asf

  • @keelanrhoden2023
    @keelanrhoden2023 2 года назад +8

    The grunting and crying before it even starts is a signature line😂😂😂

  • @PlainsGaBoi
    @PlainsGaBoi 3 года назад +43

    “Move your hands out the way” lol classic

  • @B1LLBILL
    @B1LLBILL 3 года назад +21

    When they say "Move ya hand out the way" it means= If u keep putting your hand there and keep fighting me you'll get more whips😂

  • @marshasimon-filer7734
    @marshasimon-filer7734 3 года назад +46

    Omg! I just want to take a moment to apologize to all my children. 😥 That was me before the school started a parent portal. Now my children get the business in real time... no delay. 🤣🤣🤣 You are spot on every time!!!!

  • @courtneyarchie9377
    @courtneyarchie9377 4 месяца назад +2

    The gulp and “oh my gosh” had me dying. This guy is brilliant all is material is so relatable. 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Chelseamayhew42
    @Chelseamayhew42 3 года назад +59

    Yep I remember that chance to come clean...standing there debating if telling the truth would make it worse or keeping up the pretense that you don't know what's going on lol

    • @lizzyrank5405
      @lizzyrank5405 3 года назад +7

      Sometimes they act like they don't know and try to get you to tell on yourself. Or you tell them what you think it is and it's a while other thing they were mad about. I really hated it because that was just a way to entrap someone so not only do you have the first thing but now you have something else for them to be mad about.

    • @Ken_Scaletta
      @Ken_Scaletta 3 года назад +4

      It's a trap.

    • @WJH777
      @WJH777 3 года назад +10

      It's a lose lose situation lmaoo

    • @EnabIing
      @EnabIing 2 года назад +3

      I usually would just come clean because lying would result in a worser punishment

  • @AshleyMona
    @AshleyMona 7 месяцев назад +3

    “Hey ma, how was your day” knowing I really don’t give AF 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @dmgdondada
    @dmgdondada 3 года назад +117

    “Get your hands out the way” gave me flashbacks

    • @theiviachine
      @theiviachine 3 года назад +2

      Same

    • @Rhylee-m9v
      @Rhylee-m9v 3 года назад +2

      That was the funniest part! LMAO

    • @lizzyrank5405
      @lizzyrank5405 3 года назад +1

      I honestly think I have paid form that cause I have two other brothers and they dont learn to just lie there and bare it(trust me it's hard but it's doable) and so I not only have to hear them jump around and cry but that as well. Trust me it was not fun.

  • @topoftheworld5163
    @topoftheworld5163 3 года назад +12

    He said “how you doing momma it’s good to see you” got me 😂

  • @tristanescamilla9128
    @tristanescamilla9128 3 года назад +100

    This man makes a country voice with every teacher and principal character😂

    • @buckshot_honeymoon
      @buckshot_honeymoon 3 года назад +8

      especially "mr. Dunlap"

    • @Bigmanoncampus888
      @Bigmanoncampus888 3 года назад +2

      Hahaha I also love how his principal character is always whispering and talking so softly. Lmao. That ain't even a black thing, my two of my principals we're old white women and they were the same exact way. Always talking like church mice

    • @just_a5.7
      @just_a5.7 3 года назад

      I think he from up north lol I'm from Texas erbody sound like dat haha!

    • @Cody20069
      @Cody20069 2 года назад +2

      Pretty relatable I’m from West Virginia

    • @redboy09100
      @redboy09100 2 года назад

      @@just_a5.7 na he from the south. I believe nc

  • @OkamiiRamii
    @OkamiiRamii 3 года назад +12

    The "move your hand" is so real and I heard it too many times, omg!

  • @WarSox1657
    @WarSox1657 3 года назад +38

    School always be snitching. I remember I didn’t give my mom my finally report card and she called during the summer. Being a dumb little kid I thought no one would be there. My heart sank when they answered the phone lol

    • @demarcograndberry9087
      @demarcograndberry9087 3 года назад

      So what happened after that

    • @WarSox1657
      @WarSox1657 3 года назад +9

      @@demarcograndberry9087 First, got an good ole ass whoopin! Second, grounded for the entire summer. The grounding including having to do daily “book reports” about different random things. No outside and only 1 hour of “free” time a day

    • @demarcograndberry9087
      @demarcograndberry9087 3 года назад

      What year was this and did you still went to the next grade

    • @jamalfrazier4790
      @jamalfrazier4790 3 года назад +1

      @@demarcograndberry9087 Summer after my 5th grade year. I passed. If I remember I was only scared about one grade in one class. I had mostly B's then a random D

  • @Tashwampa
    @Tashwampa 2 года назад +48

    My mom faked me out like this once. I came in the house after school, I see her car and the light's on in the kitchen, but she sitting just off the dining area and the light off. She backlit like she in my nightmares to deliver bad news.
    "Your teacher called."
    "Which teacher?"
    "Your history teacher. She told me you aced your test. Perfect score. I'm proud of you."
    When I tell you the relief I felt could've powered me through the week? I was a good student though, why did she do this?!

    • @MangoPop
      @MangoPop 2 года назад +6

      My mom trolled me before too lol I was like ma xD

    • @Desbaztard
      @Desbaztard 2 года назад +4

      dawg i peed a little in my pants reading that, my momma used to pull stuff like that
      So i could never prepare if a whooping was headed my way or not

  • @Nariethelle
    @Nariethelle 3 года назад +26

    When he yelled in frustration as he was going to the room 😂😂😂

    • @1stwonder788
      @1stwonder788 3 года назад +5

      That would have had me killed right there😂😂

  • @marlinantoniodavis7777
    @marlinantoniodavis7777 2 года назад +9

    I remember as a child fearing my dad, but I later realized that it was momma to be feared...🤣😂🤣 Nobody gave worse whoopins...😭

  • @celestiallightningtail678
    @celestiallightningtail678 3 года назад +126

    Getting your report card with a bad grade is probably worse thing about school

    • @za-kid2439
      @za-kid2439 3 года назад +9

      It's every kids worst nightmare only cause if the school calls your house your praying even if your not a fern believer in god your praying that no one answers at all, they don't check their messages or email.

    • @sonickingjames9228
      @sonickingjames9228 3 года назад +5

      Its only a kids nightmare if your in a black household

    • @za-kid2439
      @za-kid2439 3 года назад +1

      @@sonickingjames9228 Shiii you right.Report card day be SCARIEST DAY. Your ahh already sore before u get home and thinking about not coming home that day.

    • @sonickingjames9228
      @sonickingjames9228 3 года назад +1

      @@za-kid2439 ikr im lucky im get good grades but im in a black house hold.......

    • @lildurk3004
      @lildurk3004 3 года назад +1

      Thats why i always check my grades everyday 😂😂😂

  • @terrero912
    @terrero912 2 года назад +2

    Bro why do you know what happened!!!!! Word FOR word 😂😂😂😂

  • @PlayyBoyyFloyd
    @PlayyBoyyFloyd 3 года назад +12

    That bus ride home was so scary knowing what awaits you once you get home

    • @Ohiagu
      @Ohiagu 3 года назад +4

      Faaaaacts bro that bus ride home would have a nigga sweating and then when you finally arrived home 😭

    • @PlayyBoyyFloyd
      @PlayyBoyyFloyd 3 года назад +3

      @@Ohiagu trying play it cool with your friends like you ain't worried

    • @Ohiagu
      @Ohiagu 3 года назад

      @@PlayyBoyyFloyd Ong 😂

  • @adaryltwillie4784
    @adaryltwillie4784 2 месяца назад +2

    I'm 40, and this brought back some terrifying memories. 😂😮😂

  • @kanyewest2729
    @kanyewest2729 3 года назад +44

    Then watch moms be surprised when their son don’t call or drop in 10 years later...😂😭

    • @noblejustice19
      @noblejustice19 3 года назад +5

      Doesn't matter if she has a husband. Her job is done.

    • @JarellLavender89
      @JarellLavender89 3 года назад +13

      Kids are to be disciplined not beat., but ain’t nothing wrong with a whooping

    • @kaisha915
      @kaisha915 2 года назад +9

      I got many of the non-praying hands, but I still saw my mom often. My kids get whipped. U can tell them not to do something, but if they continue to do it, they need consequences. Quick, efficient and effective 👌🏽

    • @MangoPop
      @MangoPop 2 года назад +2

      @@kaisha915 Girl I get them hands real quick. No shame here.

  • @gseric4721
    @gseric4721 Год назад +2

    Um...for the dad version, it's pretty simple. All you need is a _"Where my belt at?!"_ and a _"How! Many! Times! Did I tell you! Not! To!..."_ in unison to the whooping..wait...holdup. I guess that _is_ complicated 😂😂😂😂

  • @antoniodiaz6685
    @antoniodiaz6685 3 года назад +130

    I’m Hispanic so I can’t relate fully to some of these vids, but damn do they make me laugh 😂. Them Chilean moms be wilding out too much too

    • @killthemall55
      @killthemall55 3 года назад +22

      its same ol same ol. lil daquan here gets the belt. you prolly got whooped by that infinity chancla. lol

    • @davechapl
      @davechapl 3 года назад +9

      @@killthemall55 the infinity chancla lmfaoo

    • @antoniodiaz6685
      @antoniodiaz6685 3 года назад +4

      @@killthemall55 hajaja you know it 😂

    • @jaeehovaa
      @jaeehovaa 3 года назад +2

      @@killthemall55 idk Chileans are more towards the white side lol.

    • @lailak482
      @lailak482 2 года назад

      I’m ur saying from ur own experience but SORRY TO INFORM YOU BUT US HISPANIC & BLACKS ARE ONE NATION WE ARE ORG INDIANS LEARN WHO U ARE OKAY US HISPANICS & BLACKS ARE THE SAME WE COME THE SAME PEOPLE ❤️💖❤️

  • @illaneecorona
    @illaneecorona 2 года назад +2

    The trembling, "Oh Gawd." 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭 I felt tht.

  • @W.orld.Breaker
    @W.orld.Breaker 3 года назад +32

    Swear to god…..I use to feel my heart beating outside my body the moment I walked through the door and heard that belt buckle jingling. Moms didn’t even had to say nothing fr 😭

  • @stephenkarpath
    @stephenkarpath 2 года назад +2

    🤣 I remember dem days.
    MOMMA nooo!!

  • @kmtv8049
    @kmtv8049 3 года назад +22

    Bro u gotta do the one where the mom standing there and tell u to talk pass while she holding the belt and hit you as soon as you walk past 🤣🤣🤣💀

    • @Wade404
      @Wade404 3 года назад +11

      Bruh 😂 either "walk past" or "come here" it's like you staring at your death

    • @kmtv8049
      @kmtv8049 3 года назад +3

      @@Wade404 😭😭 ONGGG

    • @jaimesmith2266
      @jaimesmith2266 3 года назад +5

      I swear i just had a flashback😂😂😂😂

    • @ryantowavy5710
      @ryantowavy5710 2 года назад +3

      Ah hecks nah ill just stand there for 4 seconds and she'll just speedwalk towards me then its over with😂

  • @dyoung2739
    @dyoung2739 3 года назад +22

    😂That was the worst feeling.

  • @kingreese6562
    @kingreese6562 3 года назад +15

    This to accurate bro 😂😂😂 i was scared coming home when ik I was finna get my ass whoop

  • @russellstevens9927
    @russellstevens9927 3 года назад +5

    When your mom ask, "if the teacher is lying on you?", a whooping is for sure coming. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @lushvinyl
    @lushvinyl 3 года назад +87

    this literally happened to my brother back in highschool he ditched an entire semester of school and my parents found out months later 😭😭 sheesh he got a beating 🤣🤣

    • @e.z.h.gaming
      @e.z.h.gaming 3 года назад

      He got a beating in high school?!?

    • @xHBTDx
      @xHBTDx 3 года назад +19

      Of course he did. Tough love.. ain't never too old to get beat

    • @lushvinyl
      @lushvinyl 3 года назад +17

      @@e.z.h.gaming literally YES thats how mad they were LMFAOOO

    • @fresh4u1994
      @fresh4u1994 3 года назад +5

      @@e.z.h.gaming yeh as long as you’re living under the parent roof then beatings don’t end until move out.

    • @lmr10-c4z
      @lmr10-c4z 3 года назад +6

      @@e.z.h.gaming you only pass from the beating stage when you get a child of your own. that's basically the status that gets you away from a beating in most Asian and African households I suppose.

  • @thatdopelifestyle2602
    @thatdopelifestyle2602 3 года назад +5

    This guy has an unlimited supply.
    Real acting talent.

  • @Syik2020
    @Syik2020 3 года назад +16

    You ever thought shit was sweet bc she didn’t say anything but then you get caught in the shower? 😩.
    I started locking the door

    • @arg_9584
      @arg_9584 3 года назад +3

      The shower??!! She slick with it 😂

  • @y0shik0ry
    @y0shik0ry 8 месяцев назад +3

    His voice trembling is fkn hilarious

  • @slimsilver2780
    @slimsilver2780 2 года назад +3

    Everything Mama said was on point, but it was his hard gulps for me🥴bahahaha😂😂😂😂

  • @LordJesusDiedforUs
    @LordJesusDiedforUs 2 года назад +6

    Worse ones is when you really don’t know why you in trouble 😭

  • @myheartbelongstowhat
    @myheartbelongstowhat 3 года назад +10

    I’m reliving my childhood watching these, gonna have to go see a therapist after all this 😂😂

  • @edikanp2409
    @edikanp2409 3 месяца назад +1

    1:59 “MA!” So relatable😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @KAP81
    @KAP81 3 года назад +28

    I’m triggered by this…bringing back memories my guy 😭😭😭

  • @remmy3571
    @remmy3571 Год назад +1

    actually instinctively covered my ass when that loud ass "MOVE YA HAND!" came up.

  • @tyreesmall757
    @tyreesmall757 3 года назад +21

    Love how bro plays female characters in his skits without emasculating himself 💯

  • @willievick6938
    @willievick6938 2 года назад +1

    As soon as the belt in your sight, we already start stuttering 😭😭😭. This is so accurate.

  • @Accerxxc
    @Accerxxc 3 года назад +43

    I haven't even watched the video yet, but I'm black, so I know it's gonna be funny because it's real life.

  • @imotivateu9791
    @imotivateu9791 2 года назад +1

    Bahahah I'm in 🤣🤣🤣🤣' "move ya hand!!!"" That's was it!!!

  • @DAMERCHANDISE
    @DAMERCHANDISE 3 года назад +10

    “Move ya hand” my grandma used to kill me with that 😂😭

  • @philliprosewood7049
    @philliprosewood7049 Год назад +2

    The pre crying before the pain starts is so accurate

  • @magicman9321
    @magicman9321 3 года назад +4

    The move your hand moment got me.

  • @queensblade5013
    @queensblade5013 3 года назад +1

    As soon as you said i aint one of ya friends it took me back 😂😂😂😂😂and you know they was saying move them hands this hits so hard!!

  • @Treyg-nu3ro
    @Treyg-nu3ro 3 года назад +17

    then she’d be like “wait till ya daddy get home” you knew you ov wit

    • @arg_9584
      @arg_9584 3 года назад +5

      Oh my god, noooo. It was the other way around when I entered my junior high years. It’s was “I ain’t gonna beatcha, your momma don’t want me beating you no more.” Mom’s always seem to hit harder than fathers 😂

    • @gabro4069
      @gabro4069 3 года назад +4

      Sometimes my mom had me stand against the wall to wait for my dad

    • @parryyotter
      @parryyotter 2 года назад

      My parents are divorced. When my mom had had enough of me (and I wasn’t even a bad kid doing bad things, we just argued a lot), the worst thing I could hear was, “Get in here. Your dad’s on the phone.” Oh lord. And then the threat of “I’m gonna come get you this weekend.” I’m a girl so my dad stopped spanking me once I passed about 7 cuz he’s old school like that, but the loud ass earful I’d get the next time he picked me up…my dad is aggressive af. Scared me enough. And having to go stay with him for an extended period of time was punishment enough lol.

  • @Yournotawhat
    @Yournotawhat 2 года назад +1

    “Move your hands” gave me a flashback! 💀

  • @PJ20091000
    @PJ20091000 9 месяцев назад +3

    Two report cards she has not seen😂😂😂

  • @aquiliadail2782
    @aquiliadail2782 3 года назад +2

    “Move your hand” was my momma favorite line when she whipping me

  • @BP03916
    @BP03916 3 года назад +11

    Of all the videos, I can relate to this one the most. Kay got it all the way down, from the leg shake, "so you just gon lie to my face", to the fucking voicemail, everything spot on! 🔥 👏👏

  • @KingAsa5
    @KingAsa5 3 года назад +1

    It's the move ya hand...so accurate 😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @mcdoodle47
    @mcdoodle47 3 года назад +7

    Lol his headgear cracks me up everytime

  • @Click-ClickBOOM
    @Click-ClickBOOM 2 года назад +1

    It’s the drawls on mama’s head for me 👀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @infinitevoiid
    @infinitevoiid 3 года назад +10

    This man knows my life so well

  • @kirby6329
    @kirby6329 2 года назад +1

    " im not one of your friends " so accurate lol.😅

  • @Accerxxc
    @Accerxxc 3 года назад +4

    The way he was swallowing 😂😂

  • @MikeyCline
    @MikeyCline 2 года назад +2

    The “MOVE YA HAND!” Sent me 😭😂 the worstttt

  • @laurenazubeekay6396
    @laurenazubeekay6396 2 года назад +4

    It’s like this man has lived vicariously through my mama 😂 🤣

  • @IAMSOMID
    @IAMSOMID 2 года назад +1

    “Imma give you a chance to come clean now” brooo accuracy 😂😂🥲

  • @CallMeKhari
    @CallMeKhari 3 года назад +6

    I am so glad I’m past this phase in my life cuz my teachers were DEFINITELY setting me up 😭😭💀💀

    • @lildurk3004
      @lildurk3004 3 года назад

      Im glad we only grow up once😂😂. I rather be an adult and be responsible

  • @edikanp2409
    @edikanp2409 3 месяца назад +1

    2:08 Me: “AAAH!!!! GET AWAY FROM ME YOU TOTAL ABUSIVE WOMAN!!! (Crying Sobbing Whimpering And Screaming)”

  • @cameronbarton7648
    @cameronbarton7648 3 года назад +8

    That tremor in his voice saying "Oh God" after his mom told him the school called took me out. 💀 1:00 His whole life was flashing before his eyes. 🤣

  • @ttmverified7712
    @ttmverified7712 3 года назад +2

    “Drop them draws” that’s the line right there yk u done for.

  • @silver-ly
    @silver-ly 3 года назад +96

    Have to admire his work ethic on producing daily content. Back when he was at 70k subs I thought he was just a druski wannabe, but he is in his own lane for sure now. Kudos

    • @therealko7013
      @therealko7013 3 года назад +11

      Been watching him way before I heard of druski

    • @MontamZoo
      @MontamZoo 3 года назад +13

      He funnier than druski🤷🏾‍♂️

    • @CR-we5eo
      @CR-we5eo 3 года назад +19

      I don’t know who druski is 🤷🏽‍♀️

    • @Thewritingelf
      @Thewritingelf 3 года назад +5

      Who the hell is Druski?

    • @mellowvalentine9354
      @mellowvalentine9354 3 года назад +6

      What the fuck is a druski

  • @profitprophets1
    @profitprophets1 Год назад +1

    😂"lord have mercy got me in here about ta work out!"

  • @lukejohnson7193
    @lukejohnson7193 3 года назад +4

    Shit be too real ptsd

  • @supersyan19
    @supersyan19 2 года назад

    “ Lord have mercy, got me in here ‘bout to workout.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @elisha_gaming8965
    @elisha_gaming8965 3 года назад +10

    This dude cracks me up 😂😂