Apparently hamsters can hibernate, and it becomes difficult to distinguish if it's dead or not. So, there's a chance that Tony probably woke up inside the trash bag.
Sadly thats mostly true. My brother got a plethora of hamsters like last year and oh my god... They got killed in of the most brutal ways I've ever encountered. One by one died and mercilessly. The most brutal out of all was a rat beheaded one of them. All of them died
As a person who used to own beta fish, I loved feeding them. My mom and I used to go to petco to get a beta fish. I didn’t really have any kits to keep the fish alive. Each lasted a couple years without it. My first fish was named Clem. I got that name from this character named Clem from Plum Landing. I got those fish one at a time so after clem died we got another one named rainbow. And my last one was named delta after rainbow died. Delta’s dead and I have just my cats named Miles and Paipai
Fish don’t die too easily, it’s just owners that don’t give them the right cages. For example, keeping betas together can result in them killing eachother, ( there literally called fighting fish ) keeping them in a fish bowl, ( which is bad because they are to small ) and most people don’t know these things because they never do any bit of research but only ask the pet store workers that only lie to make you buy the fish.
My pet cat is only fantastic because she’s very dog like 🤣 Very loyal, quite friendly but also kinda shy, loves pets, gives kisses (though you’d prefer she not cause that tongue feels like a damn nail file on your skin), gives endless biscuits (seriously she can walk and biscuit at the same time) and gets serious zoomies therefore needs to play for 1 hour inside and 2 hours outside because she loves to climb trees and hunt. For a female cat, she’s the best out there especially since she was born to a feral litter. Sorry for chatting but I had to defend just my one cat cause my other cat is as typical as it gets when it comes to cats. She doesn’t maliciously bite, or scratch, or hiss or anything because she’s actually very affectionate (she gets it from her mom) and shy but, she doesn’t do fuck all but eat, shit, and sleep around. Boring ass cat. Doesn’t even like raw meat like any other normal meat eating animal. Useless cat 😭 Fuck cats most of time
Our family has scottish fold cats and they have all the positives of dogs, but they cats, it is awesome. But in my opinion with dogs it is 99% great and 1% bad. While with cats it is 50-50 either the best pet ever or the most evil mf you have ever owned.
I have this dog named otis, hes like a pug/beagle mix. He is without a doubt, the friendliest doggo in the world. He barely shows hatred towards anyone. He even greeted the mailman a couple of times, like he rushed out the door just so a random stranger can have their dopamine intake.
Facts bro! I hate when people beef with rocks be kicking them or tossing them around. Like bruh, what the fuck it do to you! Next time I see a rock hater it’s on sight fr💢♦️
9:52 this reminded me of my only dog left, she’s old, I went outside after I sent her to go to eat, after this video I went out to give her love, found her passed away, I hope she knows we love her so much
i have 3 cats and only 1 of them are acceptable the one that is acceptable lays around and tries to get my attention and doesn't get mad if i play with it and doesn't attack me if i pet it too long one just lays around the other is just mean
@@Oggy7894 Those are basically the only 3 types of cats that exist -Constantly wants your love and attention -Does nothing -Asshole I don't think I've had anything in between and my family has had 6 cats
Common mistake but the turtle from gumball is a soft shell turtle, due to their weaker shells they have developed hyper aggressive attitudes to ward off predators
@@evolvedbread1370 bullying gets weird sometimes. Bullies even grape if they think they can get away with it so they do "eat" weak people sexually. People really need to raise their kids so they dont turn into psycho's that think they can "eat" others
@@youtubestudiosucks978 no that is not what I meant, I mean literally eat a person. Soft shelled turtles are agressive to protect itself from everyday predators but weak people do not need to be always agressive towards everything since a threat to their lives is very rare
I swear I gotta be the only one that had a good time owning a cat, my cat wasn't annoying, actually played with me and was friendly, just basically had the brain of a dog
BRUH, MY DANM CAT PLAY FETCH, ION KNOW WHAT DANM CAT YOU SEEN BUT IT SURE AS HELL IAN MINE, plus ye cats r bitches, BUT ITS FUNNY THO, ATLEAST CAT"S WONT TAKE A BEATING AND ACTAULLY FIGHT BACK.
I had a dog named Spot for pretty much my entire childhood, and he died about a year ago. The day he died was the worst day of my entire life, and it isn't even close. Dogs become real members of your family
i do agree with this because when i was 5 i got my dogs taken away because they would be annoying to family sometimes and when they did i was crying for hours
My brother had those same opinions about cats until we got 3 cats of our own. One of them died in two weeks because she came with parasites. (We got them from a voodoo shop, their cats were just fucking all the time and they were only for ten dollars. They all had fleas, too. Rip, Ramiel.) Ramiel was the sweetest little girl, she loved being picked up and she loved our heater. Before she died she broke our heater on accident, though. My mom bought Micheal to replace her, they looked the same except for facial features. (They were both ginger and white.) and Milo was a black and white cat. All three were so sweet, so cuddly. Although Milo’s name was Micah before and he acted just like the demon he was accidentally named after. 💀💀 He was still sweet, but he gave Micheal all hell. I miss all three of them. Our special babies.
I had a pet squirrel once, it’s mother was hit by a car in the middle of the road, and this little 2 week old squirrel is just sitting in the middle of a sidewalk, so I took him home, and it lived with us happily for 6 whole years, RIP peanut the squirrel.
@@Account-jn7xuwell tbh man that's why I'm self promoting to get myself on people's recommended lol but it'd be cool if you watched a vid and gave constructive criticism
*Me, who prefers cats over dogs:* I haven never been so offended at something I 100% agree with Your rant about cats got my dying fr 😭 As a cat owner of 2, I love both my cats with all my heart. My oldest cat (13 years old) absolutely hates me but will be nice when he wants to, while my youngest cat (5-6 years old; idk) loves me. She will get mad at me for messing around with her and then act all friendly and affectionate like 2 minutes later. She even follows me to the bathroom and sleeps next to me at night. She's a good cat. I still love the older cat though. He's cute too and plays with rocks sometimes
11:20 as someone who recently lost his dog, can confirm Enjoy every moment with them, because you never know when the next moment could be the last one
I had a pet turtle. The only pet I ever had. His name was Webster, an African turtle breed. I found him outside my house and would wash, feed, and play with him everyday. On the weekdays, I would ask my sister to watch and clean him while I was getting my edumacation. So one day, my sister took him outside to clean him and his tube. After she finished cleaning him, she put him on ground then began cleaning his tub. And before I continue I must say this, Webster was a sob. That turtle was the Usain Bolt of reptiles. So I would make sure to keep close eyes on him. Back to the story, she was cleaning the tub and decided to check her phone. The next minute Webster was gone, no trace of him was to be found. Yeah so my turtle ran away while I was away. I missed that brown-shelled bastard.
My dog passed away in November. 3 days before I would've seen him for Thanksgiving break. Homie was around for 13 years of my life and was kicking like a puppy till the end. I feel like a part of me left when he passed and still feel it to this day. I never would feel like that for any other animal.
While you were talking about Exotic pets. I was thinking about my pet hermit crab we got from Virginia Beach. Its 2023 now and my mimi got us two hermit crabs. I took the liberty to name them Krabby and Kingler. We just got them today and they're a bit skittish right now, but I'm sure that they'll warm up to us. ❤
Dear Degenerocoty: My cat just gave me six bleeding scratches.YOUR CAT RANT IS WRONG, THEY SLEEP UNDER YOUR BEDS PURR AT YOU, DO TAIL TRICK ON YOU WHEN YOU FEED THEN, (they do kinda hate being brushed but sometimes…) THEY PURR AND FLIP OVER. THEN THEY CUDDLE UP WITH YOU AND WAIT FOR YOU OUTSIDE THE DAMN BATHROOM DOOR!
There’s this charm of commentary channel genre where the amount of editing for each reaction and scripts of their own lifestyle makes it easy and entertaining to watch like Degenerocity, Ibbz, Kneecaps, Apandah, etc. Edit: Speaking about Beluga from the thumbnail. Gotta give him some credit, figuring out and breaking the algorithm like Dream and Joshdub did. Yeah his content is family friendly-ish, although it’s unique (that doesn’t mean it’s good just distinct and recognizable) content to enjoy at first glance at least
@@cjlegarcon2953 dude dogs are slaves what animal just let you slap them y’all want a slave not a friend I love dogs but still cats don’t let you slap them tf what living thing do besides dogs that’s not a good before you say it is lmao
i had a cat named shiver who was the sweetest boy ever, he loved kisses and being held like a baby he was cuddly and would raise random kittens like he was their mother even letting one nurse on him once. he drank water with his paw and loved donuts and ham he was super talkative too. i miss him a lot, rip shiver
My cat is named ollie and he is the devil all he does is make scary noises and he attacks anyone without any interaction. But i still love him very much.
My grandmother owned a lot of cats. When she died there was only one left. His name is sly. Never hated anyone or got annoyed. When we went to stay at her place when she passed he was sad. He knew. He always came up to us for pets. Better yet he was deaf. Not all cats are bad.
My uncle used to have a pet rabbit.But since they lived in Africa one time the rabbit was went out of the house,Then the neighbor found it and decided to cook it. My mom said he was upset for days😂
I've never been a pet owner until now but all I can say is that... Humans are the best pets to have, I usually keep them in the basement and they seem happy for the most part. If you want to be a human owner, you can always lure them with money or candies.
@@silverwind0614 just a year old? he sounds adorable! don't worry, they stop asking for their parents eventually. i'm the proud owner of two (a boy and a girl) and they both stopped asking when they were about four years old. they don't really talk anymore.
@@outofchicken- Hmmm....is it good that they don't talk anymore. Mine did stop talking to me recently and it bothers me. I don't tell him about the 'incident' because I don't want him to commit suicide or self-harm. For the record, it not because I genuinely care for the 3 or 4 year old (didn't ask for his age, didn't care) I mainly want him to be in mint condition. I believe that he is out of hope and that he believes that his existant is meaningless, which is completely false. I was there for you when you were abandoned and hopeless. It isn't my fault that your parents pulled a ,"all my friends are dead, Push Me To The EDGE!", quite literally. Rant over, but any suggestions on how to combat his depression?🐿🤔
Cats are for the single person that spends a ton of time away from home. Quiet, don't need to take it on walks, and it doesn't get depressed when you leave it alone for 8-12 hours of the day.
@@Debilm4nzs-zu9bc Some pets can handle being alone more than others along with having different needs. Do you expect a goldfish to be taken on walks or do you not count anything as a pet cept dogs lmao.
I had a pet snake. I named him Slithers. I had him for about 2 years. Then he died. Not because we mistreated him, but because he got hurt, and the cut got infected. He was very sweet, only accidentally bit my mom once, and I miss him. Not all snakes are mean, he was a very chill ball python. I held him and he liked to try and slither behind my neck and once he tried to go down my shirt because I was warm, but that’s besides the point. R.I.P Slithers, you were loved.
Finally, someone who really gets it. Cats are evil in every way. They hate me and I hate them back. There is no living relationship with a cat, only you trying to please it so it doesn’t make your life a living hell.
Oh yes cats are these evil little creatures.🙃 If you aren’t joking then stop projecting human intentions on to an animal. Animals don’t think like us. Heck animals don’t even think the same, like horses don’t think like dogs.
As somebody who owned a hamster, she lived for 2 and a half years. [Which is really long for a hammy] Her name was angela, and she was easily the best hamster ever. She died from old age, and we were there in her last moments. We put her in a floral box [Sorta like a small coffin] and burried her under a large tree on a trail. RIP Angela, she was best hammy. And also, I can fully agree on the cat thing with only _one_ of my past cats. I now have a cat named beatle and he's so sweet. He loves pets, and cuddles. And I used to have a cat named echobod who was a sweet old man in the body of a cat.
@@jackofspades7853 true i have 2 dogs and i lost one dog 3 months ago on march 28 im still saddened by the passing of my dog and im also sorry fro the passing of your dog..
Same bro, my first dog was there before me, but like i grew up with him, hes buryied in our backyard after that like a 2or 2 years later we got another one, same race btw they are all american Staffordshire terrier (might be wrong my english is not that great) but he died later shortly after a new years night due to a tumor he had inner blooding threw it and they couldnt rescue him.... We or better my parents cuz it was too much for me buried him also in our backyard...which is btw illegal in Germany for whatever reason but i dont care, neither my parents nor my friends like most people dont even know thats a thing and many also dont care cuz well its our dog we wont just give him or her away because some crappy law...(tbh im not even sure if that law is actually real if it is i also wouldnt care)....Half a years or one and a half years later , we got our current dog... I just love dogs i grew up with them, i will probably not get one in the future when i move out sadly,cuz y know job stuff and everything i wanna do RUclips and stuff... Im not sure if i would be a good owner cuz i probably wouldnt have enough time for a dog... And i would never get one, if i cant give him a good life thats just.... that would be Screwed up and just shit
I actually have a cat who’s a ragdoll, I pick her up and she starts purring, never hisses or bites. she loves me and comes in my room to have fun with me but other than that, great video P.S her name is pepper
I owned a turtle once, along with 2 of my brothers. We named ours after ninja turtles, but we couldn't get our mom to buy a fourth so we didn't have a Michelangelo. We owned all 3 for about 4 years before we had to move, and the new apartment was pet free so we had to return them to the pet shop. I cried more tears giving Donatello back than when my grandpa died.
"don't get me wrong, I believe in animals rights. The right for them to be in my McChicken." -Degenerocity 2022 (Thanks for over 400 likes, I thought I would get only 50 as a maximum.) (I can't believe I'm doing a second edit, but thank you for 600 likes!)
I had two cats at one point, and no joke, they were like the angel and devil on you shoulder. One was a demon never wanting to be touched, the other would love and cuddle with you like a dog. Both have passed sadly, I loved them both
Forgot to mention that dogs will literally sacrifice their life for you, like they will do anything to protect their owners. They really the realest ones.
i had a cat once, he was the sweetest thing ever he was the only exception his name was boots and he always wanted to be cuddled, stroked and played with, when the rare occurrence that he wasnt in the mood for it he wouldnt get aggressive he'd just get up
My dog died last Thursday and I don't think I'll ever recover I loved him with all my heart and I'm sure he knew that too, but man I wish I had done more to show how much more I loved him before he suddenly got sick and passed the 2 days afterwards R.I.P Max, hope you're doing well up there 😔
As a cat person, I'm fine with other people hating on them but even as a cat person, I actually agree that dogs are better than them in every way and I simply don't understand why others would possibly hate on dogs.
Apparently hamsters can hibernate, and it becomes difficult to distinguish if it's dead or not. So, there's a chance that Tony probably woke up inside the trash bag.
Uh oh
damn...
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Ah..
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The moment a hamster is born, their fate is sealed to die in the most horrific way
"you are die"
death by: tv wire chew
Sadly thats mostly true. My brother got a plethora of hamsters like last year and oh my god... They got killed in of the most brutal ways I've ever encountered. One by one died and mercilessly. The most brutal out of all was a rat beheaded one of them. All of them died
@@oksomynameisjeff4212 oh nah that rat a menace
ikr
@Fetus for Jesus oh wow
turtles are just rocks with legs
😂
Yeah
Omg this comment is so funny I can't stop laughing 😭
As a person who used to own beta fish, I loved feeding them. My mom and I used to go to petco to get a beta fish. I didn’t really have any kits to keep the fish alive. Each lasted a couple years without it. My first fish was named Clem. I got that name from this character named Clem from Plum Landing. I got those fish one at a time so after clem died we got another one named rainbow. And my last one was named delta after rainbow died. Delta’s dead and I have just my cats named Miles and Paipai
Fish don’t die too easily, it’s just owners that don’t give them the right cages. For example, keeping betas together can result in them killing eachother, ( there literally called fighting fish ) keeping them in a fish bowl, ( which is bad because they are to small ) and most people don’t know these things because they never do any bit of research but only ask the pet store workers that only lie to make you buy the fish.
If you can’t afford a nice tank you shouldn’t have one in the first place.
@@KingDrakoTyrell it literally isn't that deep
@@nottjerr702 yep, your right. Goldfish bowls aren’t very deep.
@@KingDrakoTyrell lmaoo😂😂
That cat rant has to be some of the funniest shit i've ever seen in my life, Especially the ending
Hairless cat part got me the most and I own three cats with hair
These cats these cats just make ME OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!?!!??????🤬
These cats got me fucked up ON MY MAMMA THEY GOT ME FUCKED UP 🤣🤣🤣😭
Is this Gintma fan in a wild😳
@@darealmvp4870 “NEXT TIME I SEE ONE, ITS ON SIGHT”
Owning a monkey is like owning a toddler that can jump and run really fast
It's all fun and games till it rips your face off
@@personwitharat9039 yh apes and chimps are 8X stronger than us😔
And kill you really fast
And literally fuck you up
It would be hell
My pet cat is only fantastic because she’s very dog like 🤣 Very loyal, quite friendly but also kinda shy, loves pets, gives kisses (though you’d prefer she not cause that tongue feels like a damn nail file on your skin), gives endless biscuits (seriously she can walk and biscuit at the same time) and gets serious zoomies therefore needs to play for 1 hour inside and 2 hours outside because she loves to climb trees and hunt. For a female cat, she’s the best out there especially since she was born to a feral litter. Sorry for chatting but I had to defend just my one cat cause my other cat is as typical as it gets when it comes to cats. She doesn’t maliciously bite, or scratch, or hiss or anything because she’s actually very affectionate (she gets it from her mom) and shy but, she doesn’t do fuck all but eat, shit, and sleep around. Boring ass cat. Doesn’t even like raw meat like any other normal meat eating animal. Useless cat 😭 Fuck cats most of time
Our family has scottish fold cats and they have all the positives of dogs, but they cats, it is awesome. But in my opinion with dogs it is 99% great and 1% bad. While with cats it is 50-50 either the best pet ever or the most evil mf you have ever owned.
I aint reading allat
Fr my great aunt’s cat is an absolute sweetheart and totally adorable, always comes up to greet us every time I visit ❤
I have this dog named otis, hes like a pug/beagle mix. He is without a doubt, the friendliest doggo in the world. He barely shows hatred towards anyone. He even greeted the mailman a couple of times, like he rushed out the door just so a random stranger can have their dopamine intake.
As a vietnamese kid making nikes in a basement, i can confirm that only creepy dudes own hairless cats
what you doing get back to work
Bro if my Jordan’s get delayed cause u too busy commenting on RUclips instead of working for £0.45 an hour, imma throw hands stg
Get back to the work or I am beefin wit u
Get to work or else i mma throw hands.
nike kinda mid
I disagree. The best pets are clearly rocks. Don't gotta feed them, they're obedient, and they live forever
also there good for stopping intruders
Facts bro! I hate when people beef with rocks be kicking them or tossing them around. Like bruh, what the fuck it do to you! Next time I see a rock hater it’s on sight fr💢♦️
What about guns? I argue that they're better pets. They are like rocks but cooler.
@@fullmetaltheorist my pet rock ain’t gonna kill me if my toddler gets a hold of it. Pet rock’s better.
Rocks aren't even alive bro wth
as a cat lover, that cat rant had me rolling
9:52 this reminded me of my only dog left, she’s old, I went outside after I sent her to go to eat, after this video I went out to give her love, found her passed away, I hope she knows we love her so much
I really wish I could believe you, but you remind me of that kid on the playground.
oof sorry for your loss 🫡
Sorry for your loss 😢
Sorry for you loss
@@duckfacemcgee3271 which one?
My entire life I had about 6 cats. Being a person who thrives off negativity really helped me stick with them.
I HATE CATS TOO
i have 3 cats and only 1 of them are acceptable
the one that is acceptable lays around and tries to get my attention and doesn't get mad if i play with it and doesn't attack me if i pet it too long
one just lays around
the other is just mean
@@Oggy7894 Those are basically the only 3 types of cats that exist
-Constantly wants your love and attention
-Does nothing
-Asshole
I don't think I've had anything in between and my family has had 6 cats
@@Oggy7894 those are rare I know 2 cats that will just walk up to me and won’t scratch they are some of the only nice cats I have met
I feel like the dumber the cat, the less capacity they have to hate the entire universe. Only enough room in their head for love (But mainly food)
Common mistake but the turtle from gumball is a soft shell turtle, due to their weaker shells they have developed hyper aggressive attitudes to ward off predators
Then howcome weak people arent aggressive?
@@youtubestudiosucks978 Have you ever seen anything try to eat a weak person every single day?
@@evolvedbread1370 bullying gets weird sometimes. Bullies even grape if they think they can get away with it so they do "eat" weak people sexually.
People really need to raise their kids so they dont turn into psycho's that think they can "eat" others
@@youtubestudiosucks978 no that is not what I meant, I mean literally eat a person. Soft shelled turtles are agressive to protect itself from everyday predators but weak people do not need to be always agressive towards everything since a threat to their lives is very rare
@@evolvedbread1370 still sucks that nobody raises their kids right anymore and they turn into grapist...
Bro spoke the facts we've all been waiting for
7:55 that is a soft shell turtle not a snapping turtle... i don't know why people get those two turtles confused
I swear I gotta be the only one that had a good time owning a cat, my cat wasn't annoying, actually played with me and was friendly, just basically had the brain of a dog
same but people that don't own cats think they're bad and i don't blame them
and i have 4
yeah same
Cats dont love you like dogs they just doing for the food
@@chwow1553 but eventually, they bond but not as much as a dog but they still love you
this man went from hostile to wholesome to hostile in two seconds and i love it
edit: wtf are these replies
NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN
NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU
@@theultimatelol9570 NEVER GONNA MAKE YOU CRY
NEVER GONNA SAY GOODBYEEE
@@theultimatelol9570 this comment made me come from a smile to a frown
BRUH, MY DANM CAT PLAY FETCH, ION KNOW WHAT DANM CAT YOU SEEN BUT IT SURE AS HELL IAN MINE, plus ye cats r bitches, BUT ITS FUNNY THO, ATLEAST CAT"S WONT TAKE A BEATING AND ACTAULLY FIGHT BACK.
@@dont4skmeN1x67 NEVER GONNA TELL A LIE AND HURT YOU
13:06 Marcus Cosmonauts do this same scream lol
This dude has the correct opinion
As a cat owner the cat rant had me dying😂
Same here
Cat slave*
Not funny cause he's letting parasite know not to get a cat then we have sick individuals hurting and killed cats
@@amenandhis7kids724 no he isnt
frr same
i feel like all cat owners can agree but god damn for some reason its also the reason why they're so fun and adorable 💀
I had a dog named Spot for pretty much my entire childhood, and he died about a year ago. The day he died was the worst day of my entire life, and it isn't even close. Dogs become real members of your family
i do agree with this because when i was 5 i got my dogs taken away because they would be annoying to family sometimes and when they did i was crying for hours
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That spider got me screaming cause I'm scare of spiders 🤣😭
My brother had those same opinions about cats until we got 3 cats of our own. One of them died in two weeks because she came with parasites. (We got them from a voodoo shop, their cats were just fucking all the time and they were only for ten dollars. They all had fleas, too. Rip, Ramiel.) Ramiel was the sweetest little girl, she loved being picked up and she loved our heater. Before she died she broke our heater on accident, though. My mom bought Micheal to replace her, they looked the same except for facial features. (They were both ginger and white.) and Milo was a black and white cat. All three were so sweet, so cuddly. Although Milo’s name was Micah before and he acted just like the demon he was accidentally named after. 💀💀 He was still sweet, but he gave Micheal all hell. I miss all three of them. Our special babies.
I can't tell if he's serious or not, but he's doing it in a funny way so I'm entertained.
I mean, this the same guy that said he wants to fuck a train
He's fuckin serious pets sucks ass the do nothing and consumes food money medicine
@@raidameir emotional support
@@rozie5642 Yeah, turtle emotional support, it shits, bites and moans. Turtle 1 - 0 Depression.
@@rozie5642 they give ain't no emotional support only if it's a monke
I had a pet squirrel once, it’s mother was hit by a car in the middle of the road, and this little 2 week old squirrel is just sitting in the middle of a sidewalk, so I took him home, and it lived with us happily for 6 whole years, RIP peanut the squirrel.
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I can now live peacefully knowing that this guy watches, let alone knows Gumball
7:50
Exactly👍
When I thought my day couldn’t get better, this mans upload
Legit makes me smile everytime he uploads
FRRRRRR
I make similiar videos tap in
@@rob2cold410 I got you fam 🤝
@@joeltaylorthethird5443 what'd you think?
We hav to protect this man at all cost, his humor is elite
My humor is elite too just saying me and degenerocity make similar content
@@Account-jn7xuwell tbh man that's why I'm self promoting to get myself on people's recommended lol but it'd be cool if you watched a vid and gave constructive criticism
Don't say stupid things.
FAX
@@senakuma9985 No.
*Me, who prefers cats over dogs:* I haven never been so offended at something I 100% agree with
Your rant about cats got my dying fr 😭
As a cat owner of 2, I love both my cats with all my heart. My oldest cat (13 years old) absolutely hates me but will be nice when he wants to, while my youngest cat (5-6 years old; idk) loves me. She will get mad at me for messing around with her and then act all friendly and affectionate like 2 minutes later. She even follows me to the bathroom and sleeps next to me at night. She's a good cat. I still love the older cat though. He's cute too and plays with rocks sometimes
11:20 as someone who recently lost his dog, can confirm
Enjoy every moment with them, because you never know when the next moment could be the last one
I had a pet turtle. The only pet I ever had. His name was Webster, an African turtle breed. I found him outside my house and would wash, feed, and play with him everyday. On the weekdays, I would ask my sister to watch and clean him while I was getting my edumacation. So one day, my sister took him outside to clean him and his tube. After she finished cleaning him, she put him on ground then began cleaning his tub.
And before I continue I must say this, Webster was a sob. That turtle was the Usain Bolt of reptiles. So I would make sure to keep close eyes on him. Back to the story, she was cleaning the tub and decided to check her phone. The next minute Webster was gone, no trace of him was to be found.
Yeah so my turtle ran away while I was away. I missed that brown-shelled bastard.
Turtles and tortoises are awesome
Dude….my pet turtle did the same thing while my mom left him unattended. Man these turtles ain’t grateful
My turtle likes biting
Bro turtles can escape in the strangest ways.
@@Skyypixelgamer RIGHT?????? LIKE HOW
My dog passed away in November. 3 days before I would've seen him for Thanksgiving break. Homie was around for 13 years of my life and was kicking like a puppy till the end. I feel like a part of me left when he passed and still feel it to this day. I never would feel like that for any other animal.
Are you okay now BROKI!!!!???!
While you were talking about Exotic pets. I was thinking about my pet hermit crab we got from Virginia Beach. Its 2023 now and my mimi got us two hermit crabs. I took the liberty to name them Krabby and Kingler. We just got them today and they're a bit skittish right now, but I'm sure that they'll warm up to us. ❤
Dear Degenerocoty:
My cat just gave me six bleeding scratches.YOUR CAT RANT IS WRONG, THEY SLEEP UNDER YOUR BEDS PURR AT YOU, DO TAIL TRICK ON YOU WHEN YOU FEED THEN, (they do kinda hate being brushed but sometimes…) THEY PURR AND FLIP OVER. THEN THEY CUDDLE UP WITH YOU AND WAIT FOR YOU OUTSIDE THE DAMN BATHROOM DOOR!
There’s this charm of commentary channel genre where the amount of editing for each reaction and scripts of their own lifestyle makes it easy and entertaining to watch like Degenerocity, Ibbz, Kneecaps, Apandah, etc.
Edit: Speaking about Beluga from the thumbnail. Gotta give him some credit, figuring out and breaking the algorithm like Dream and Joshdub did. Yeah his content is family friendly-ish, although it’s unique (that doesn’t mean it’s good just distinct and recognizable) content to enjoy at first glance at least
Omg
Don't forget Spantz and Aztrosist
Beluga is litteraly sleeper tier.
Glorified kids channel now
@@coledorillo6685 It's BEEN a kids channel
ALSO KNEECAPS IS GOD TIER
As a cat owner i approve this masterpiece.
Also best moment 4:05
U mean cat slave ??🤨🤨
@@cjlegarcon2953 😔
Cat slave gang
Maine coon gang?
@@cjlegarcon2953 dude dogs are slaves what animal just let you slap them y’all want a slave not a friend I love dogs but still cats don’t let you slap them tf what living thing do besides dogs that’s not a good before you say it is lmao
The cat rant had me placing 45kilogram of uranium underneath your home😂
i think its so funny that while i watched you ranting about cats, im just sitting here holding my cat lmaooo
I love this man, the way he puts these random images in his videos but makes it work is truly beautiful.
Every clip and pic for the cat bit was funny asf bruh
That's probably very difficult to edit too
@@meicc398❤
i had a cat named shiver who was the sweetest boy ever, he loved kisses and being held like a baby he was cuddly and would raise random kittens like he was their mother even letting one nurse on him once. he drank water with his paw and loved donuts and ham he was super talkative too. i miss him a lot, rip shiver
Black people can't relate 💔
But in all seriousness tho shiver sounded like a sweet onr
My cat is named ollie and he is the devil all he does is make scary noises and he attacks anyone without any interaction. But i still love him very much.
@@BumHoleTickler What about black people? Black people can't have pets you say? Never knew....
@@asmlm7360 it was a poorly executed joke poopfa e
@@BumHoleTickler 😐
The tarantula gave me a heart attack when he got on his arm
Spider = scariest thing on the world to me
When he started talking about cats I was laughing so hard and he talking facts too
As a turtle owner, turtles can climb out of their tanks sometimes. My turtle did that once, we found her in my closet a day later.
I think you mean tortoise
im not forgiving them for taking my plastic straws
I own a turtle and I found him under my bed, several feet from where their tank was
I think turtles are cool
My grandmother owned a lot of cats. When she died there was only one left. His name is sly. Never hated anyone or got annoyed. When we went to stay at her place when she passed he was sad. He knew. He always came up to us for pets. Better yet he was deaf. Not all cats are bad.
My grandmother got him off the streets. He was abandoned.
cats are great
This video is made of irony
I’m a good cat person and every cat that sees me, knows me, they are the best with me and I love cat and they are loving, and I love black cats
Cats are nice if you know cats.
This dude could be talking the life cycle of lettuce and I would watch it
LMAO SAME
This guy just tried to summon a whole fandom with that Jeongyeon clip lmao
My uncle used to have a pet rabbit.But since they lived in Africa one time the rabbit was went out of the house,Then the neighbor found it and decided to cook it. My mom said he was upset for days😂
My people struck again 💀💀
Dayum 💀😂😂😂
Bet that shit was delicious tho?!
cant blame the neighbor, rabbits are delicious
Literally the same thing happened to me.
11:51 the beginning of insanity. I feel the same way.
Bro the tarantula when it moved out of the jar made me jolt so haaaard
"that's a gorila in a top hat" we are def screwed
I've never been a pet owner until now but all I can say is that...
Humans are the best pets to have, I usually keep them in the basement and they seem happy for the most part. If you want to be a human owner, you can always lure them with money or candies.
true! how long have you had your human?
@@silverwind0614 just a year old? he sounds adorable! don't worry, they stop asking for their parents eventually. i'm the proud owner of two (a boy and a girl) and they both stopped asking when they were about four years old. they don't really talk anymore.
@@outofchicken- Hmmm....is it good that they don't talk anymore. Mine did stop talking to me recently and it bothers me. I don't tell him about the 'incident' because I don't want him to commit suicide or self-harm. For the record, it not because I genuinely care for the 3 or 4 year old (didn't ask for his age, didn't care) I mainly want him to be in mint condition. I believe that he is out of hope and that he believes that his existant is meaningless, which is completely false. I was there for you when you were abandoned and hopeless. It isn't my fault that your parents pulled a ,"all my friends are dead, Push Me To The EDGE!", quite literally. Rant over, but any suggestions on how to combat his depression?🐿🤔
Excuse me what
@@benjaminmartinez7480 I am keeping a human. Have you never heard of it?🐿😁
Cats are for the single person that spends a ton of time away from home. Quiet, don't need to take it on walks, and it doesn't get depressed when you leave it alone for 8-12 hours of the day.
Sounds like you just don't want a pet bro
@@Debilm4nzs-zu9bc Some pets can handle being alone more than others along with having different needs. Do you expect a goldfish to be taken on walks or do you not count anything as a pet cept dogs lmao.
@@bobob9969 dogs are peak pets fuck cats
My cats hate when I’m away they’re needy asf
They do get depressed bro tf you talking ab?
You will be hearing from my lawyer that cat rant made me laugh so hard that I can’t breath
When he started yell crap about cats i swear my cat was getting offended because she was laying on my legs just chilling with me 💀
My prediction:
He said Dogs are the best, so his worst are definitely Cats
Extremely based behaviour
@Ryan Wills you're not a good pet...
As a cat lover, I agree with every single thing you said.
as a cat hater, i agree with every single thing he said
@@npc4416 you don't have to go around telling people how much you hate cats
@@aaahhh4130 yes i do
@@aaahhh4130 but he did, now what can you do
@@boredy573 complain, what else do you expect me to do
but have you ever had a tuxedo cat that just lays on you for enternity and purrs
Finding this channel recently was the best early Christmas gift ever
R.I.P Tony. He will always be remembered
I had a pet snake. I named him Slithers.
I had him for about 2 years. Then he died. Not because we mistreated him, but because he got hurt, and the cut got infected.
He was very sweet, only accidentally bit my mom once, and I miss him.
Not all snakes are mean, he was a very chill ball python. I held him and he liked to try and slither behind my neck and once he tried to go down my shirt because I was warm, but that’s besides the point.
R.I.P Slithers, you were loved.
RIP to your snake
I cried reading that
Turtle 🐢>>>
Ball pythons are W pets, I have one and he's just so chill I love him
Rip
Another based opinion by Degenerocity, Flight's the best dolphin tbh.
true
No.
the way jeongyeon and her dog popped up😭😭❤️
Manx cats pretend to be dogs, but if you show them another cat they drop the act.
“What am I a squirrelologist?” Had me crying 💀💀
12:20 got me dying 💀💀
Where the red fern grows is the saddest book ever
Finally, someone who really gets it. Cats are evil in every way. They hate me and I hate them back. There is no living relationship with a cat, only you trying to please it so it doesn’t make your life a living hell.
Oh yes cats are these evil little creatures.🙃
If you aren’t joking then stop projecting human intentions on to an animal. Animals don’t think like us. Heck animals don’t even think the same, like horses don’t think like dogs.
Animal Timestamps
0:03 Bees
0:05 Ants
0:08 Wasps
0:23 Animals That Are Food
1:49 Fish/Goldfish
3:07 Hamsters
4:55 Rabbits
5:12 Snakes
5:13 Spiders
5:14 Sugar Glider
5:16 Monkeys
5:22 Lions/Tigers
5:42 Tarantulas
5:51 Squirrels
5:53 Raccoons
5:54 Foxes
5:55 Deer
6:24 Turtles
9:54 Dogs
11:51 Cats
13:46 Gorilla In A Top Hat
last one da best💯
The unfunny guy in the comments trying to get likes
I'm so sad bc there's no guinea pigs ; (
Underrated comment
That ??? is a sugar glider
As somebody who owned a hamster, she lived for 2 and a half years. [Which is really long for a hammy] Her name was angela, and she was easily the best hamster ever. She died from old age, and we were there in her last moments. We put her in a floral box [Sorta like a small coffin] and burried her under a large tree on a trail. RIP Angela, she was best hammy.
And also, I can fully agree on the cat thing with only _one_ of my past cats. I now have a cat named beatle and he's so sweet. He loves pets, and cuddles. And I used to have a cat named echobod who was a sweet old man in the body of a cat.
ok but they suck
Fuck hamsters
Dogs🐕: this person feeds me, Waters me, and loves me, they must be God.
Cats🐈⬛: this person feeds me, Waters me, and loves me, I must be God.
Males sense to the P.O.V of others
BRO WENT FROM NORMAL CALM TO EXTREME HOSTILE WHEN TALKING ABOUT CATS (I like cats)
As a proud owner of 2 cats, everything you said is straight fax, i was fucking dying
Same
My cat act more like lazy dog, he plays and snuggles with me but sleep for like half the day lmao, the only time my cat gets mad is when I carry him
I have a cat and except for when it's meal time, idfk where it is or what's it doing
I dont he realises you can train cats too
Fr they be plotting our downfalls
As a person who has lost 2 dogs so far, I agree with what you say about losing one. It feels like a beloved family member has died and passed on.
That is just everything you care about, you could even lose one of your favourite characters from some shows and cry for weeks
@@andreinaf i don't cry over fictional deaths at all. the only times I've cried were over close relative's deaths.
@@jackofspades7853 true i have 2 dogs and i lost one dog 3 months ago on march 28 im still saddened by the passing of my dog and im also sorry fro the passing of your dog..
Same bro, my first dog was there before me, but like i grew up with him, hes buryied in our backyard after that like a 2or 2 years later we got another one, same race btw they are all american Staffordshire terrier (might be wrong my english is not that great) but he died later shortly after a new years night due to a tumor he had inner blooding threw it and they couldnt rescue him.... We or better my parents cuz it was too much for me buried him also in our backyard...which is btw illegal in Germany for whatever reason but i dont care, neither my parents nor my friends like most people dont even know thats a thing and many also dont care cuz well its our dog we wont just give him or her away because some crappy law...(tbh im not even sure if that law is actually real if it is i also wouldnt care)....Half a years or one and a half years later , we got our current dog... I just love dogs i grew up with them, i will probably not get one in the future when i move out sadly,cuz y know job stuff and everything i wanna do RUclips and stuff... Im not sure if i would be a good owner cuz i probably wouldnt have enough time for a dog... And i would never get one, if i cant give him a good life thats just.... that would be Screwed up and just shit
This goes with most pets because with any pets I’ve owned,(cats, dogs, etc, i always felt like I had lost a part of my family.
The way he was yelling about cats got me dead
I actually have a cat who’s a ragdoll, I pick her up and she starts purring, never hisses or bites. she loves me and comes in my room to have fun with me but other than that, great video
P.S her name is pepper
A dude ranting so angrily at FUCKING CATS gotta be hilarious man. This is the content I miss, just a genuine dude sayibn genuine, real shit. Thank you
12:27 would be great without context
It's so funny how words change from "I love all of them" to "I dislike almost all of them" in less than a minute. 😅
I owned a turtle once, along with 2 of my brothers. We named ours after ninja turtles, but we couldn't get our mom to buy a fourth so we didn't have a Michelangelo.
We owned all 3 for about 4 years before we had to move, and the new apartment was pet free so we had to return them to the pet shop. I cried more tears giving Donatello back than when my grandpa died.
"don't get me wrong, I believe in animals rights. The right for them to be in my McChicken." -Degenerocity 2022
(Thanks for over 400 likes, I thought I would get only 50 as a maximum.)
(I can't believe I'm doing a second edit, but thank you for 600 likes!)
An amazing quote that I live by. They'll either die and turn into food for me or they'll die in the jaws of another animal.
*Yes*
This is the most amazing quote ever. I agree with it.
beautiful.
This guy: *rants about cats*
Beerus: _Peace was never an option._
Yup
Well you just prove his point even further
As beerus I can confirm
Dog:My human feeds and bathes me.He must be god.
Cat:My human feeds and bathes me.I must be god.
Cats can catch balls but
THEY CANT CATCH THESE HANDS
I had two cats at one point, and no joke, they were like the angel and devil on you shoulder. One was a demon never wanting to be touched, the other would love and cuddle with you like a dog. Both have passed sadly, I loved them both
Legends never die
Naw you simping to love an animal that doesn't care about you
Forgot to mention that dogs will literally sacrifice their life for you, like they will do anything to protect their owners. They really the realest ones.
Good for them
Have you seen a cat protect children, they can be ruthless
if i had to i would rather fight a dog than a cat they be scratchin you up as soon as you get close but just my opinion
@@tyrelle2824 Don't be blind you forget dogs do the same expect they bit you when you get close.
@@metrorebelcop look gman they aren't like soldiers they do it for a bigger cause dogs don't
The one on SpongeBob, the pickle man was shaking his booty plankton that made me dying☠️
The thumbnail made me laugh so hard 😂
i had a cat once, he was the sweetest thing ever
he was the only exception
his name was boots and he always wanted to be cuddled, stroked and played with, when the rare occurrence that he wasnt in the mood for it he wouldnt get aggressive he'd just get up
I got a fatass cat that never scratches or bites or gets mad
@@ckarts5784 ok i just let my cats bite i play with em i care bout them they care bout me i feed them i live my life with them
@@noobonmobile419 yea my cat is fat but cuz her original owners neglected her and i love her very much
most cats arent as bad as he says, hes just an idiot.
@@ckarts5784 She must’ve been very happy when she bonded with you. Those original owners are💀💀💀
12:22 he Talkin like It was Personal
I always wanted a fish for the WRONG reason.
The reason?
*I wanted to eat it.*
5:37 Im too much of an archnaphopia pussay to find the correct time stamp. BUT WHEN I TELL YA I JUMPED BACK LIKE MY SOUL WAS GETTING EVICTED-
11:40 "btw i hate goats" got me dead bro
My dog died last Thursday and I don't think I'll ever recover
I loved him with all my heart and I'm sure he knew that too, but man I wish I had done more to show how much more I loved him before he suddenly got sick and passed the 2 days afterwards
R.I.P Max, hope you're doing well up there 😔
R.I.P Max, so sorry for your loss and best wishes💔
RIP Max
RIP Max, I’m sure he was a good boi. Just know that even though he’s no longer with us, he will always be by your side.
As a cat person, I'm fine with other people hating on them but even as a cat person, I actually agree that dogs are better than them in every way and I simply don't understand why others would possibly hate on dogs.
My cat has been shitting on the floor everyday for like 3 months now
Same
💀
13:11 what did I do😢
Lol
Exist
Be lazy
Eat lasagne
Be orange
“ON MAH MAMAH DEES CATS GOT ME FUCKED UP!!!” 12:34
My favorite rodent, a fish
Fly role: to be a food source😵