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  • @Degenerocity
    @Degenerocity  5 месяцев назад +1954

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  • @timothythesnail3599
    @timothythesnail3599 5 месяцев назад +14492

    man i cant wait to see so many calm and collected individuals voicing out their confessions and accepting their flaws

    • @yeaaaaaaae
      @yeaaaaaaae 5 месяцев назад +265

      Surly nothing bad!

    • @yeaaaaaaae
      @yeaaaaaaae 5 месяцев назад +431

      THE TEACHER HAD WHAT ON HIS SEARCH HISTORY

    • @Darkraiwithlegs
      @Darkraiwithlegs 5 месяцев назад +39

      Its probably funny or embarrasing 😅

    • @sillysaya823
      @sillysaya823 5 месяцев назад +108

      @@yeaaaaaaae HELP ME THE CHSNGE IN TONE IS SO FUN Y TO ME

    • @zy1an
      @zy1an 5 месяцев назад +13

      he brought a grenade to school 😟😟

  • @VonDoof
    @VonDoof 5 месяцев назад +7613

    I am sure that these confessions will demonstrate the calm, collected, and civilized people within our society

    • @forest1144
      @forest1144 5 месяцев назад +69

      they all just lying

    • @user-lx3qt8zg5f
      @user-lx3qt8zg5f 5 месяцев назад +48

      @@forest1144 not all, I experienced some things like this

    • @jetpackhamster8662
      @jetpackhamster8662 5 месяцев назад +76

      Bro I thought these were gonna be way worse cause of what happened at my Highschool. A freakin baby was born and died in my school's bathroom that was by the cafeteria.

    • @akabbaj07
      @akabbaj07 5 месяцев назад +40

      @@forest1144 yo, ive seen way worse bro, like you know those small personal tests the teacher would pull each students out for in the 2nd grade, so like around 2pm i need to piss but i dont wanna flip my perfectly green card so i wait till she pulls me out for the test and while im doing the reading test i pull my weenie out and piss under the table while reading super loud to make sure no one hears me. i got some on my pants and they were soggy for the next 2 hours till i got home

    • @jetpackhamster8662
      @jetpackhamster8662 5 месяцев назад +56

      @@akabbaj07 you didn't need to tell us that man. ☹️

  • @demonducky28
    @demonducky28 3 месяца назад +282

    I got 2:
    1. During the devious lick challenge era, a kid stole a whole sink, ran a victory lap around that floor and then got arrested
    2. Two girls fist fought over the last breakfast sandwich
    Shits crazy here

    • @AM_61102
      @AM_61102 Месяц назад +25

      Now, now in their defense that sandwich had to smack if they were willing to beat the shit out of each other

    • @snowie-max386
      @snowie-max386 27 дней назад +3

      @@AM_61102 ong

    • @WilliamRBl00m
      @WilliamRBl00m 20 дней назад +6

      school breakfast sandwiches slap tho i would fight someone for it too
      and i devious licked a soap dispenser (i put it back after taking a picture tho)

    • @Sam_Playz1117-gg3zr
      @Sam_Playz1117-gg3zr 11 дней назад +1

      In 4th Grade I’d go through the hall on my way back to class from the bathroom changing this one teacher’s Mrs. Stickers on the wall. I’d takes off the S and move the period so that it looked like Mr.

    • @voidkingdoms0568
      @voidkingdoms0568 День назад +1

      The smart kid knowing that if they run out of sandwiches (😭) there’s bound to be more stored just in case or they might hit something like idk bars are yogurt with them good as granola things

  • @BroYoutubeRuinedMyUsername
    @BroYoutubeRuinedMyUsername 5 месяцев назад +655

    Here's my craziest ones, in order from most recent to least recent:
    1. In the Junior High (right next to my highschool building), a girl got caught "doing the deed" with her brother. She was filming it, and then she tried to save herself by framing him for "forced naughties". They both got suspended or expelled from what I heard.
    2. Teacher got caught "handling" the female track students
    3. Principal got caught sleeping with a counselor in one of the offices, he got fired. Oh yea, and both of them were married.

  • @ironlisa7s
    @ironlisa7s 5 месяцев назад +10028

    The contract bit was definitely about Temu 💀

    • @WrottJackson
      @WrottJackson 5 месяцев назад +535

      I think he made up for it tho, might not have known before.

    • @pokestar9994
      @pokestar9994 5 месяцев назад +329

      Likely Dragon City too.

    • @loaflad
      @loaflad 5 месяцев назад +76

      Lol definitely

    • @childeater319
      @childeater319 5 месяцев назад +20

      😂😂😂

    • @Theguineachannel
      @Theguineachannel 5 месяцев назад +15

      fr

  • @gastor4335
    @gastor4335 5 месяцев назад +3442

    I love hos he shows that he regrets getting the sponsor in the most subtle way

    • @baush5906
      @baush5906 5 месяцев назад +265

      He was talking about the temu sponsor in his previous video

    • @raharahman1321
      @raharahman1321 5 месяцев назад +36

      Howd he show regret? Other ppl r mentioning it but i dont get it lol

    • @baush5906
      @baush5906 5 месяцев назад +201

      @@raharahman1321 when he said that he made a mistake earlier in the vid

    • @user-wj1zn1vx9u
      @user-wj1zn1vx9u 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@baush5906oooohhhhh.. that makes a lot of sense

    • @civiltrack3583
      @civiltrack3583 5 месяцев назад

      @@baush5906where?

  • @brucewayne9685
    @brucewayne9685 5 месяцев назад +58

    One time in highschool some dude came in dressed as thanos, and to "Prove his power to the world" he straight up RIPPED a section of drywall off of the wall, THREW IT at a kid, knocking him out, and before the rest of us could go over there and subdue him (fancy way of saying we were gonna beat his sh*t in) bro pulled the ENTIRE WALL down and then juggernauted through another one made of BRICK and kept running. He was expelled, but damn... it was kinda cool to watch

    • @AM_61102
      @AM_61102 Месяц назад +16

      why is your school built to accommodate action movie sets?💀

    • @aria56703
      @aria56703 Месяц назад +12

      What kind of walls is your highschool made of bruh💀

    • @snowie-max386
      @snowie-max386 27 дней назад +5

      The hell bruh 😂

    • @averageartist1101
      @averageartist1101 10 дней назад +3

      ​@@aria56703 Tofu dreg architecture american edition.

  • @Prophet311
    @Prophet311 4 месяца назад +194

    This was my brother’s school, not mine
    The school that he was at was a major charter school. The 4 buildings were 4 stories tall. The building with the cafeteria had balconies overlooking the cafeteria. There was a severely disabled kid at his school that was sitting on the one of the third floor balconies. One of the kids sitting with him thought it’d be a great idea to sit him up on the railing. He freaks out and the kid that put him up there let’s go and drops him 3 stories down onto the cafeteria floor. It was sheer chaos. School was canceled for a 2 weeks to clean up the mess and destroy all the railings. And the kid that sat the disabled kid on the railing got a manslaughter and reckless endangerment charge at 14

    • @demovich
      @demovich Месяц назад +20

      I hope this story is fake

    • @onomatopoeia300
      @onomatopoeia300 Месяц назад

      What the fuck

    • @spacemancy
      @spacemancy Месяц назад +10

      Dawg...what the actual fuck

    • @averageartist1101
      @averageartist1101 Месяц назад +17

      ​​@@demovich most likely but considering how some teens are this would not be exaggerated. And let me tell you most teens are worse where i live they start fights in the halls and some even stole wallets from both male and female changing rooms and possibly more . This was a few months ago but still shocking.

    • @redhairman3962
      @redhairman3962 Месяц назад +1

      im assuming the disabled kid either got life threatning injuries or died from the fall?

  • @beomcub
    @beomcub 5 месяцев назад +3597

    respect for degenerocity, bro goes through all these butt clenching, sanity removing, diddy daddle devious confessions just for us. what a legend

    • @cyrusiin
      @cyrusiin 5 месяцев назад

      diddy daddle devious degenerocity

    • @Shtickyaight
      @Shtickyaight 5 месяцев назад +55

      Poor guys insane 😭

    • @kermitgotthesickkicks4265
      @kermitgotthesickkicks4265 5 месяцев назад

      NIGGAS BE WILDIN

    • @epicgamerguy9048
      @epicgamerguy9048 5 месяцев назад +13

      can yall please help me, do you know whats the song name at 15:27, it familiar af but i cant remember where its from or what its called

    • @user-bo3ye6dr4m
      @user-bo3ye6dr4m 5 месяцев назад +2

      for real

  • @kellyquigley8643
    @kellyquigley8643 5 месяцев назад +4682

    man degenerocity is fr one of the few channels that is genuinely funny at this point
    i love ur vids man

    • @QUACKQUACK200
      @QUACKQUACK200 5 месяцев назад +17

      agreed

    • @One-In-a-Krillion
      @One-In-a-Krillion 5 месяцев назад +32

      Degenerocity try not to laugh. LEVEL: IMPOSSIBLE

    • @octod4191
      @octod4191 5 месяцев назад +16

      Fr I usually watch his content for a good laugh

    • @Ivan.02
      @Ivan.02 5 месяцев назад

      The meat riding is crazy

    • @MR-ALD
      @MR-ALD 5 месяцев назад +9

      His videos are always a challenge to my humor

  • @TheLocalGoofball
    @TheLocalGoofball 5 месяцев назад +67

    earlier this year, some goofball sprayed a TON of apple scented air freshener in the back of the class, and eventually the smell made its way all around the room, and the teacher, who has asthma, started having a full on asthma attack. Fortunately she was alright but that classroom smelled RANCID for awhile after

  • @owenbarnes
    @owenbarnes 4 месяца назад +29

    in my school, the female gym teacher got in a scandal. A video was circulating around, depicting her rubbing her “chest“. This video caused her to begin to get fired until it was found out to be fake. A kid edited a video of a corn star to look like her and she started a lawsuit against him and sued him.

  • @samleboi2576
    @samleboi2576 5 месяцев назад +1499

    The Temu contract flabbergasted everyone on last video, glad degenerocity decided to accept his mistake instead of acting like it didn't happen.

    • @Freckle_McMurray
      @Freckle_McMurray 5 месяцев назад +21

      Did you know that cats can be gay lesbian or bisexual :3

    • @samleboi2576
      @samleboi2576 5 месяцев назад +57

      @@Freckle_McMurray What.
      The original comment wasn't even about that

    • @Freckle_McMurray
      @Freckle_McMurray 5 месяцев назад +16

      @@samleboi2576 it’s a fun cat fact :3

    • @user-wo3yk5gd8j
      @user-wo3yk5gd8j 5 месяцев назад +42

      @@Freckle_McMurray that sounds made up I have seen cats and owned some and I have never seen any of them be gay Or bisexual

    • @-_--__---___----
      @-_--__---___---- 5 месяцев назад +26

      ​@@Freckle_McMurrayUr even going after thr cats now?

  • @ooz_ooz_
    @ooz_ooz_ 5 месяцев назад +1608

    You know it’s a good day when degen doesn’t disappear for another month

  • @Bdd_fan
    @Bdd_fan 4 месяца назад +67

    I remember when a girl from my school told her mom she was getting an uber to go home and just dissapeared, everyone thought the uber driver had kidnapped her but turns out she hadn't even called an uber, she had met with her boyfriend and both of them took a bus to a city more than 500km away from where we lived (i live in a small town in brazil btw)
    Apparently their plan was to meet with a drug dealer and fly to paraguay, but the police found them before they could do that.
    The girl was 15 and her boyfriend was 18, this happened in 2021 and im pretty sure the boyfriend got arrested and the girl got expelled after that.

    • @Overseer10101
      @Overseer10101 Месяц назад +2

      How does the school come into play?!

    • @dhanajh08
      @dhanajh08 Месяц назад +3

      ​@@Overseer10101 Well I mean, the user did say they're both at the same school. But even with that, the confession isn't really related with school 😭😭

  • @kirro0719
    @kirro0719 2 месяца назад +5

    I know this is late and all, but in my HS there was so many confessions in the time I was there.
    - Two people tried to sneak off to do the dirty in the mat room i.e where the wrestlers played and apparently the boy bailed and went back to class.
    - Teacher got busted once for inappropiately talking to a student through text, didn't get fired. Then got fired after he got caught again this time being touchy.
    - There was a threat at the school and instead of telling anyone, they just creeply announced that all students go to the gyms, which then caused more panic. The guy was in my art class, who I had in 1st period, and I was running late and legit saw him get pulled away in handcuffs. The girl snitched on him after breaking up on him, and the threat was a meme. 💀Anyway, he didn't ever return.
    - During senior trip, a teacher and student were play wrestling for the teacher to accidentally shatter a window with his head. (lmao)
    - Almost everyone in that town was related to each other, so most likely there were ALOT of incestual relationships.
    - Some guy ran over one of the students while we were walking out in the middle of a snow storm because instead of the school calling the day off, they figured they could try making it.
    - School tried to have a school day during another storm for a whole bus full of students to get stuck somewhere.
    - School had a school day in another storm and some kid drove off a cliff, yet somehow made it to school 2hrs later. (God was actually watching that guy.)
    - The school had to make an announcement on the students to not walk through the projects even though 40 percent of them live there??
    - There was over 52+ fights in one year alone to the point that bathrooms were locked, and you could not go alone.
    - I sold snacks, gave free homework answers, gave free final answers, and midterms. No one knew it was me. Same goes with free chemistry lab answers as the teacher was an ass.
    - Some classmate got pregnant at 13. The dad ended up dipping and the mom left around 3 months before she was due.
    - Multiple students made multiple instagram accounts and facebook pages to bully other students.
    - There were multiple cases of teachers being out and the school not even knowing so the whole class period would be chaos because there wasn't even a sub.
    - The time someone dumped hot chocolate all over the boys bathroom.
    - The school added nicotine detectors and it was assumed a rumor, until a classmate went to "use" the bathroom. She ended up being busted soon after. Which then these got removed because they were too invasive to privacy.
    - The time that there was multiple instances of mold in food, windowsills, etc.
    - The time that a bunch of girls followed a guy around school who was a student teacher, to the point that when he went to a football game, they hid under the bleachers and took pictures of him.
    - Multiple students trying to friend the male teachers.
    - Multiple rumors of women teachers sleeping with some of the male students, especially one of the sub teachers who purposely wore tight leggings to her classes she was subbing.
    - Time when there was a big cold frost, and we had a class that had actual animals in it, and due to the fact they didn't bother heating it. they lost like 2 animals that day.
    - There was a gas leak.
    - The school lied and claimed we didn't have enough ventilation to keep the animals no more which caused the teacher to quit then and there because she was tired of the bullshit. So we now had an agriculture class..but with no animals. /shrug
    - One of the counselors was sleeping with a student, and they got busted in the student's car when the mother returned home who worked in the SAME SCHOOL.
    - No one liked this one girl who was half blind, and used a walker because she was legit a horrible person who used her disabled card for anywhere she went. So people purposely outcasted her often. Not even the teacher that ran the class of special ed liked her, and that was saying something.
    - A girl was caught with a list of people she wanted to 💀and she was sent away to the meadows. (i.e a mental facility)
    - Someone stabbed themselves with a fork, so we had to go plastic for a whole week.
    And this was all in a town in the middle of nowhere with a bunch of rednecks.

    • @kirro0719
      @kirro0719 2 месяца назад +2

      Also this school was a middle school and HS that was combined. So the students would sometimes interact due to the hall structure. They even told us to avoid using the one hall even though it was a shortcut because "we would mingle with the younger students" i.e thought we were a bad influence. So I was in this school for a solid 6 years through 7th to 12th. They ended up making the 6th graders go into the schools, which we didn't have room for, so it was chaos and they switched the periods around the last year I was there, so it was just a chaotic year because nothing made sense and they moved our lunches to lunch C, which was legit the last lunch. But the 6th graders had lunch D, which meant they would eat breakfast at 6-7am, but not have lunch or nothing until nearly 1pm, when the time to leave school would be at 3pm 💀somehow this school got the "best school in the region"

    • @noodleace
      @noodleace 12 дней назад +1

      Can’t believe I actually read all of this, praying for ya community bro 😂

  • @chellastation
    @chellastation 5 месяцев назад +1137

    That last confession was insane. Going to school in America has it's moments.

    • @Mr_guy99
      @Mr_guy99 5 месяцев назад +139

      Yea at least they all agreed to protect the teachers there’s not a lot of respect for teachers

    • @chellastation
      @chellastation 5 месяцев назад +13

      @@Mr_guy99 Absolutely 💯

    • @CHRF-55457
      @CHRF-55457 5 месяцев назад +12

      Only in middle school. Rarely in high school

    • @randomselfimprovementchann1304
      @randomselfimprovementchann1304 5 месяцев назад

      its not only in america you degenerate fuckup, stop acting like yall are better when you’re clearly not

    • @user-fe8gx3ie5v
      @user-fe8gx3ie5v 5 месяцев назад +7

      @@Mr_guy99 This one isn't worth respecting at all, though.

  • @HeisenbergFam
    @HeisenbergFam 5 месяцев назад +1606

    Its legit surreal and rare to see Degen make a double upload in a week

    • @jueymiah1810
      @jueymiah1810 5 месяцев назад +12

      lmao your everywhere why

    • @aidenwest4382
      @aidenwest4382 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@jueymiah1810😊

    • @freddiem7993
      @freddiem7993 5 месяцев назад +9

      It's an Ai bot

    • @jueymiah1810
      @jueymiah1810 5 месяцев назад +5

      @@freddiem7993 nah im pretty sure it isnt look at their account

    • @freddiem7993
      @freddiem7993 5 месяцев назад

      @@jueymiah1810 Given comments on other videos and how channels like it comment, I'm pretty sure it's AI and that they'll sell the channel when it reaches a certain number of subs

  • @_Em3ry
    @_Em3ry 4 месяца назад +13

    Maaaan I wish I had seen this earlier cause my school was wild.
    -Like threebomb threats in one year
    -right before Covid, I’m talking a WEEK before, a fucking water fountain caught on fire
    -some kids ran a van through the front office doors (one of my mangers turned out to have been a friend of the kids who did it he was cool)
    -there were so many fights in one week that they had to make a “no-fly zone” basically you couldn’t leave class unless it was an emergency or class change
    -one of our security guards was a kkk member and helped organize that rally at that college with the fucking tiki torches
    -my friend brought a gun to school
    -some kid climbed into the ceiling of the boys bathroom… twice.
    -one of our teachers was in a gay porn
    I could go on it was insane

    • @vivvygenteman
      @vivvygenteman 2 месяца назад +5

      WHAT

    • @cortinastone
      @cortinastone Месяц назад +5

      That kid is litteraly spider man💀

    • @zackince8803
      @zackince8803 16 дней назад +5

      3 bomb threats in one year is honestly crazy

    • @user-rv7zo6yy7y
      @user-rv7zo6yy7y 14 дней назад +5

      what is ur school on bro

    • @chimchar87
      @chimchar87 4 дня назад

      @@user-rv7zo6yy7yHis school is in hell

  • @YoshiandDot
    @YoshiandDot 3 месяца назад +17

    0:46 Pomni's Face Seeing The Confessions Says it All

    • @averageartist1101
      @averageartist1101 10 дней назад +2

      You'd be traumatized too hearing or seeing someone smearing feces everywhere. I know i'd run away from my school if i saw that too.

  • @5001Fergies
    @5001Fergies 5 месяцев назад +671

    That last confession has heavy “and then everyone clapped” energy 😂 that shit did NOT happen 😭😭

    • @unknownguyindo4356
      @unknownguyindo4356 5 месяцев назад +111

      Surprisingly, knowing how many narcissistic people in the school, *it* can happen.
      Those kind of people *crave* the attention, good or bad.

    • @superallstar3916
      @superallstar3916 5 месяцев назад +74

      @@unknownguyindo4356i think its not abt the pick me its about how everyone beat her ass and then said she lying abt being gobblesmacked

    • @rjsblanket3024
      @rjsblanket3024 4 месяца назад +21

      ​​@@unknownguyindo4356 no matter how much of a pick me she was what that class did was just plain evil, no respect for them whatsoever.
      If it's real that is.

    • @unknownguyindo4356
      @unknownguyindo4356 4 месяца назад +25

      @@rjsblanket3024 Nah, kids would do the same things for less.
      The Pick Me just become an "acceptable target".
      They were vicious mf.

    • @kristiankulseng3948
      @kristiankulseng3948 4 месяца назад +38

      @@rjsblanket3024 nah bro, that girl needed to learn her lesson one way or antoher. Mocking someones miscarriges, bro she got whats coming for her.

  • @sp00kySa1hara
    @sp00kySa1hara 5 месяцев назад +745

    degen's editing always makes me giggle n shit 😭

    • @One-In-a-Krillion
      @One-In-a-Krillion 5 месяцев назад +120

      them goofy ass sped up clips 💀💀💀

    • @yami_yomiel
      @yami_yomiel 5 месяцев назад +46

      I just wanna know he gets em dawg

    • @ceciliavaldez843
      @ceciliavaldez843 5 месяцев назад +44

      Till someone shits and giggles 💀

    • @IBeMakinBags
      @IBeMakinBags 5 месяцев назад +29

      Istg his style of editing is mad goofy 💀💀💀

    • @fartballs77
      @fartballs77 5 месяцев назад +1

      that got bros pussy wet

  • @paranormeow
    @paranormeow 4 месяца назад +26

    I ran a confessions account, which plenty of schools have, but since our school is so small it spread like wildfire and everyone knew who everyone was. I even got some confessions about me, saying I smelled like a hippie LMAO. Some highlights of the confessions account were the school nightmare blunt rotation, which included “(Theater teacher) fuck her she’s weird” and “(Band teacher)s fucking dog” as well as “I want (theater teacher)s stanky ass on my face” and “WHO SMEARED POOP ON THE WALLS 😭😭😭😭IM DEAD😭😭😭”. Anyways, the teachers found it, I fessed up because I heard it was being pinned on some of my friends, and the principal said that the account made the theater teacher cry. Same month that I won student of the month.

    • @roviize9425
      @roviize9425 15 дней назад +2

      dang at least it worked out for you, back in high school we also had a confession acc but it got reported after some time bc a lot of the posts included talking sh*t about the same people. The school even mentioned it on our grading/news platform and honestly I wasn’t mad when it was taken down bc half of the "confessions" weren’t even legit.

  • @PixelPower0615
    @PixelPower0615 4 месяца назад +34

    There was this one guy in HS who started to "flirt" with me from sophomore year until senior year. Dude was weird as hell, and would stare at me every class we had together, along with a bunch of other creepy things.
    -Found my locker and left weird notes (most of them involved some dirty joke)
    -Would stand behind me during labs and touch my shoulders, which was creepy as hell bc he would be silent the entire time except for some breathing and chuckling.
    -Tried to force a kiss on me one time, but I sprayed him with my water bottle to stop him.
    I would tell him to knock it off, but he didn't listen. Not even when I told him I was gay. The teachers took notice after a while and he was put far away from me in every class after that, and I never heard from him again after we graduated.
    Edit: Found out a week ago he married after graduation and now has two kids. I don't know who the girl that got with him is, but I pray for her.

    • @garlicbreadstick404
      @garlicbreadstick404 Месяц назад +6

      Bro watched too many romance shows and thought he was getting somewhere😂

    • @mr.wizbiz.2917
      @mr.wizbiz.2917 Месяц назад +3

      harizzment 😩

    • @PixelPower0615
      @PixelPower0615 Месяц назад +1

      @@mr.wizbiz.2917 I can see the joke here, but seriously, this is why guys need to learn what the word "No" means.

    • @mr.wizbiz.2917
      @mr.wizbiz.2917 Месяц назад

      @@PixelPower0615 yuh i wish i could make a planet with only like the people who would wanna be my fren or dont do weird stuff

  • @Catfishguy
    @Catfishguy 5 месяцев назад +975

    Can we all appreciate the fact that Degen can literally talk about the most vile shit and can still go on about his day like nothing happened?

  • @yourcool7489
    @yourcool7489 5 месяцев назад +791

    I never write comments but I just gotta say thank you. I just found out that my father was a not-so-nice guy to my mom for their whole marriage and I was crying a lot when my mom told me and my brother her story. This video had just uploaded like an our ago when we were done talking and it really helped cheering me up with how funny you are. I'm not sure if many RUclipsrs like you realize how much you help the viewers that watch you but just know that you do, and you really helped me, so thanks.

    • @imcool4512
      @imcool4512 5 месяцев назад +79

      Hope you are ok.

    • @sunettas9738
      @sunettas9738 5 месяцев назад +66

      Hope you and your mom are safe

    • @thefaultinourstars8729
      @thefaultinourstars8729 5 месяцев назад +45

      I’m pray for you guys ❤

    • @LadyMajolish
      @LadyMajolish 5 месяцев назад +39

      I wish you luck and send you Love & Warmth ✨💗✨

    • @crescentmoon6250
      @crescentmoon6250 5 месяцев назад +17

      I hope u guys are safe, sending love

  • @myth3914
    @myth3914 Месяц назад +2

    I am from Kenya, most of us go to boarding schools in high school. In my second year, there was a crisis in my school, it wasn't bullying or any other typical school issues, it was theft. A wave of kleptomania had hit the school and it was terrible. Uniforms, pocket money, plates, cups, spoons and text books were the primary targets. (Every student had his/her own of these items). At the end of the second term the school shop was robbed... Ok, back to me. I hated this and I never stole from anyone. The guys thought it was fun and trendy to steal, because it was just 'school' but for me stealing is stealing. So it was really hard for me to live without stealing, I had only one pair of uniform left, no blanket or pillow. In Kenyan schools being untidy was punished by caning, yeah I found myself in trouble because I had no extra pair of uniform to change and I was reluctant to tell my mum. So, I got real reeaaaal angry. I decided to burn my whole dorm with everybody in it...but I reconsidered, and decided to burn it empty. This was the plan: I would get the necessary materials to burn the dorm, then during morning preps,( we were woken up at 3:45 in the morning), so everybody would be asleep in class(which was illegal) , I would sneak out, torch the place, and come back to class then pretend that I was also sleeping. So, I got some turpentine, pieces of paper and a lighter, I hid the stuff in my school hoodie and went to class as usual that morning, when everyone was asleep, I sneaked out, sneaked past the school guards and teacher on duty, and I entered the dorm through the window. I sprinkled turpentine on a bed near electric conduits( to spark an electric fire) and I torched the bed then left the room, then the funniest thing happened, the dorm caught fire so fast, I ran back quickly to class and pretended to sleep, then someone woke the class up shouting,' fire!' So we all went to extinguish the fire, everything was ashes except the metal beds. After the fire was extinguished, they started investigating.... long story... they never found out who it was. So I wanted to torch a second dorm, I followed the same procedure but when I got there I found our dorm master talking to an unknown guy, I hid and I heard the rando saying that someone lit the fire before he did, the place smelt like petrol, though I didn't notice the first time, that's why the first dorm caught fire so quickly. Turns out the school had been instructed by safety inspectors to tear down those two specific dorms and reconstruct them, the plan was to burn down a few dorms, blame it on the students and let insurance handle the rest. I was so happy, my dirty work was done for me, I sneaked back and waited for the fire. A few weeks later, everyone had to buy new uniforms. There was still theft of other things but that incident reduced it significantly

    • @myth3914
      @myth3914 Месяц назад +1

      This is a very long story, so I ommited some parts, but it is a true story

  • @arandomguy7678
    @arandomguy7678 Месяц назад +3

    that last one has "and everyone clapped" energy 😭

  • @HeisenbergFam
    @HeisenbergFam 5 месяцев назад +200

    "im back and im black" is Degen's favorite motto of life, what a chad

    • @One-In-a-Krillion
      @One-In-a-Krillion 5 месяцев назад +17

      "I'M BLACK AND I'M BLACK" 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯

    • @xaviidk
      @xaviidk 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@One-In-a-Krillion”last video I asked you guys for your confessions”

    • @epicgamerguy9048
      @epicgamerguy9048 5 месяцев назад

      can yall please help me, do you know whats the song name at 15:27, it familiar af but i cant remember where its from or what its called

  • @Chapapoiya
    @Chapapoiya 5 месяцев назад +85

    I'm scared of the confessions y'all be giving this man 💀💀

  • @chiibea
    @chiibea 4 месяца назад +21

    I'm so sorry, but whoever had the monkey meat story went to Sally Face's school. 💀
    That is truly disgusting, along with a lot of these confessions. I don't even know what to say to any of these. To the witnesses, I hope you can recover from that.

    • @ManEditz777
      @ManEditz777 Месяц назад

      Is monkey meat that bad ?

    • @ManEditz777
      @ManEditz777 Месяц назад +1

      Is monkey meat that bad ?

    • @chiibea
      @chiibea Месяц назад

      @@ManEditz777 Considering that monkey meat is not only illegal but has the risk of diseases like Mad Cow, *yeah it’s bad man.*

  • @Spoon97
    @Spoon97 Месяц назад +3

    Got some :
    -during The Final Exam on 6th Grade a bird somehow got into our class, the teacher just took it for her daughter (she wanted a bird) and the bird died, reason unknown. (theres also a Second Bird that came in like 3 days later but we dont talk about the Second Bird)
    -in 3rd grade my friend smuggled a phone and watched pron in it
    -6th grade (again), some kids threw rocks and bricks to the nearby house and one guy almost got hit by a heavy brick falling from about 20m (thankfully it hits his roof but the roof got hit so hard it cant even be cleaned)
    -also a few days later a student got ran over
    -a few weeks before graduation a 4th grader got mad over being called dumb by another kid, they got into a fight, one of them bite the other kids arm so hard to the point where it caused a deep hole, and their parents got into an argument, the arm became infected but idk what happened later because the kid didn't show up for those weeks and only appeared when i graduate.

    • @user-rv7zo6yy7y
      @user-rv7zo6yy7y 14 дней назад

      How u get p in 3rd grade

    • @Spoon97
      @Spoon97 14 дней назад +1

      @@user-rv7zo6yy7y someone smuggled a phone and they watched it on there

  • @Caydeeboi
    @Caydeeboi 5 месяцев назад +635

    Degenerocity always got my feet kicking when he uploads

  • @kvngggaladrosa
    @kvngggaladrosa 5 месяцев назад +254

    14:56 It’s simple, they’re anti-heroes

  • @autumnyuki3744
    @autumnyuki3744 4 месяца назад +3

    Self restraint? NAH!-
    *_THEY NEED SELF RESPECT_*

  • @bowserblaster6418
    @bowserblaster6418 3 месяца назад +1

    Bro your videos are so entertaining, i love your jokes and the memes you put in your videos, i can actually sit through your videos and not get bored

  • @forcetz5985
    @forcetz5985 5 месяцев назад +386

    Man I love your energy in your videos. That’s what makes them enjoyable.

  • @glizzygladiator601
    @glizzygladiator601 5 месяцев назад +303

    Degen felt so sorry for the certain sponsorship he didn't take 3 years to make a new video 😊

  • @kkazzzzz
    @kkazzzzz 5 месяцев назад +10

    You should try doing holiday confessions or birthday confessions :3
    (I love these types of videos and I found this one very entertaining)

  • @nozeekah5035
    @nozeekah5035 3 месяца назад +3

    I mean, not a confession, but a good story.
    My school's bus caught on fire when i was in it. The teacher right next to me said everything was fine. I gave it the name "hot wheels" because it began with a tire popping.

  • @kermitgotthesickkicks4265
    @kermitgotthesickkicks4265 5 месяцев назад +410

    Degenrocity never fails to blow my back out every times he comes in me when he uploads.

  • @eterty8335
    @eterty8335 5 месяцев назад +329

    this 15 minute video literally turned into more than half an hour for me because of how much I kept replaying your hilarious edits, keep it up man!

    • @timothyowen4785
      @timothyowen4785 5 месяцев назад +3

      I do that with every single Degen video I watch, tbh

    • @keithflippers4429
      @keithflippers4429 5 месяцев назад

      Man you was trying to get them gift card codes I see you

  • @owenbennett5566
    @owenbennett5566 5 месяцев назад +3

    The one time I was in school, I kept getting furious about what these students said was meme Talk. I know I have liked memes, but that's an issue

  • @mrhamster8666
    @mrhamster8666 4 месяца назад +5

    I got one. I purposely flushed a clogged toilet full of poop that was going to overflow, so it did and the bathroom got closed for a few days. 💀💀💀

  • @xanesheng5651
    @xanesheng5651 5 месяцев назад +84

    14:36 nah that wild💀

  • @Twintowers69420
    @Twintowers69420 5 месяцев назад +1975

    Can we all appreciate how degen never fails to tickle our balls?

    • @aykocrazy-tvandramizsbroke5937
      @aykocrazy-tvandramizsbroke5937 5 месяцев назад +89

      Is this an ong or a fr moment

    • @peacejoy1396
      @peacejoy1396 5 месяцев назад +116

      Why can't you be normal

    • @sillystanleyman
      @sillystanleyman 5 месяцев назад +65

      he’s not pregnant, but he truly never fails to deliver

    • @Bongbongo
      @Bongbongo 5 месяцев назад +23

      Ughhh now I feel so uncomfortable never type this shit again

    • @Twintowers69420
      @Twintowers69420 5 месяцев назад +33

      ​@@BongbongoCan we all appreciate how degen never fails to tickle our balls?

  • @Emersedsquid807
    @Emersedsquid807 5 месяцев назад +3

    I pulled the fire alarm 10 times and I’ve never been caught doing it

  • @Artsylittlewitch
    @Artsylittlewitch Месяц назад +2

    At my high school everybody in my class had the hygienic levels of a toddler. One time I saw a kid sneeze into there hands and continued using a crombook that other kids were going to use. no hand sanitizer, no wiping down the screen. Another time kid next to me was eating chips in class while we were using textbooks and bro licked the full palm of his hands and used the textbook as normal. And I can’t even begin the countless times I’ve seen kids wiping there snot all over there hands and sleeves and still wonder why 99% of students are sick all the time.
    Remember this is in HIGH SCHOOL. not elementary, not kindergarten. And what makes this worse is that this all happened as the pandemic started to be lifted.

  • @ryancarless7921
    @ryancarless7921 5 месяцев назад +84

    These stories were wild, especially the last story. Occasionally there are good people just caught up in a bad situation

  • @Whyuwantmyhandle
    @Whyuwantmyhandle 5 месяцев назад +64

    These confessions are the most crazy things ever 💀

    • @carrots6249
      @carrots6249 5 месяцев назад +9

      Especially the one about the two male teachers. The son is gonna have to get a new name, get a drastically different haircut/dye it, get a tan, wear colored eye contacts, talk in a accent, and abandon his family by fleeing the country.

    • @lumityviktuuristanartist4100
      @lumityviktuuristanartist4100 5 месяцев назад

      ​@carrots6249 nah bro , the grenade one and the girl who banged her step brother and had a miscarriage in a fight is much worse

  • @bootzflies
    @bootzflies 5 месяцев назад +16

    I've had a hard time laughing at RUclips videos lately but then I started watching your videos today and it has cured me

  • @jennifermitchell4988
    @jennifermitchell4988 2 месяца назад +3

    the text that pops up at 0:46 is “horror movie characters I can beat AGAIN”

  • @Maverwickvr
    @Maverwickvr 5 месяцев назад +1199

    It is always good when daddy degen gives us content

  • @zme_mz
    @zme_mz 5 месяцев назад +125

    9:02 That's exactly my reaction to the entire vid bro, nothin' interesting happens on mine 😭😭😭😭

    • @GoingToAFuneral
      @GoingToAFuneral 4 месяца назад +11

      Bro my school has the weirdest shit ever, like 5 students get doxxed everyday and the teachers dont gaf, i walked into school and saw some 6’2 somali kid chasing some 5’1 indian boy with a full mustache cause the indian kid doxxed him

    • @AhmedMalaki
      @AhmedMalaki 2 месяца назад +1

      @@GoingToAFuneral damn what the hell?

    • @GoingToAFuneral
      @GoingToAFuneral 2 месяца назад +3

      @@AhmedMalaki update: I got doxxed too

    • @AhmedMalaki
      @AhmedMalaki 2 месяца назад

      @@GoingToAFuneral da fuck what kind of evil dysfunctional school do you attend to

    • @Hi-there61221
      @Hi-there61221 Месяц назад +1

      Same 😭😭😭

  • @RoyNewland-vb1zf
    @RoyNewland-vb1zf 4 месяца назад +3

    Bro the pick me got violated then jumped then expelled
    MAJOR SKILL ISSUE💀

    • @roviize9425
      @roviize9425 3 месяца назад

      you seem like one of those bullies who were begging for an excuse to beat on her.

  • @YourAnxietyAttacks
    @YourAnxietyAttacks 3 месяца назад +14

    9:14 not the yuri on ice scene 💀

  • @ballisco4243
    @ballisco4243 5 месяцев назад +189

    0:52 for anyone wondering, pretty sure this is about him signing a promo contract with Temu right after it got sued in the last video☠️

    • @the_arrachnid
      @the_arrachnid 5 месяцев назад +4

      Puase it at the right time it's funny for me

  • @patrickiamonfire965
    @patrickiamonfire965 5 месяцев назад +56

    The pick me part is sad though. If everyone hates that student and does everything to hurt that person that person is gonna get depression which will soon developed into horrible sense of retribution.
    I know this because I can relate to it. While I haven’t said anything bad like that (obviously it’s natural for someone to say something like that if they’re neglected) I was always the one to get pick on even though I didn’t hurt anyone or bother them.
    My family neglected this (they regretted this when I expressed it to them however they didn’t understand at first until I kept on repeating each every day). I went to therapy on my own terms cause I knew that bloodthirst and doing horrible things wasn’t the answer and I needed to get help for my depression.
    I remember vividly how rumours were spread about me so that everyone would join to hurt me.
    Majority of the time this happens to disabled people who might not look disabled but is one.
    However the ending wasn’t bleak. The school shutdown after I left (like horribly like something really bad happened and the teachers and principal weren’t financially able to run it while losing money trying survive but at the cost of ruining years worth of reputation)
    I met those school people they weren’t happy and seemed a little jealous when I told them I was in a high requirement school (basically a school known for student with high grades). None of them were accepted in good schools and expelled for cheating. My reaction was nothing. I moved on when I left that school. I remember looking forward on my life not dwelling in the past so much. I just hope they change along with the teachers.

    • @Rat-czar
      @Rat-czar 5 месяцев назад +19

      Glad things are looking up for you dude

    • @patrickiamonfire965
      @patrickiamonfire965 5 месяцев назад +15

      @@Rat-czar hey thanks that means a lot. I encourage people to move on
      while helping them within my ability. Dwelling in the past too much only gonna cause pain with no improvement.
      I’m far more happier now.

    • @lalalalo5955
      @lalalalo5955 5 месяцев назад +2

      Look at least the pick-me probably HAD a reason to be hated. Look, at least you weren't her so it's fine. I hope things will remain better for you in life

    • @patrickiamonfire965
      @patrickiamonfire965 5 месяцев назад +15

      @@lalalalo5955 there is never a good reason for a student to be an outcast of society and be hated and bullied. It’s more likely that person was disabled or they’re parents did something or family lineage. Or false spread amongst friends until everyone was against her. And seeing how we only heard from the person who did the offence it can very well be biased. There is always a dark side to people. People can be good infront of you only to be something else.
      I seen a fare share of my own even I see them. Which is why I only looked for evidence. Anyone can say anything. Anyone can give any type of evidence but a good evidence is one which can’t be disputed easily nor fabricated. Look at people both actions and words than you will see the colours. I know this is sounds like paranoia but we do have to be careful and try not to hurt innocent people especially these times.

    • @Menkissingasmr
      @Menkissingasmr 5 месяцев назад

      what was the really bad thing that happened?

  • @BonnisTrashCan
    @BonnisTrashCan 5 месяцев назад +3

    This girl in my school is on her 3th boyfriend in November while being in 6th grade, I also heard she does "freaky" stuff with her "collectibles".

  • @davidgutierrez7268
    @davidgutierrez7268 3 месяца назад +2

    Can we can appreciate the amount of enthusiasm this guy puts into his sponsors. Apart from that, 9:30 dogs and humans have very different genomes so it's impossible

  • @TheGodOfLag
    @TheGodOfLag 5 месяцев назад +60

    The students that promised to hide the truth with the history teacher are really chill. This reminded me of a time when I had an actually cool teacher and he was my English teacher, literally everyone worked hard when he was teaching and boy was he great. One of the best teachers my old school has in all of its time, then there was this new grade 7 student who was an athlete and if y’all know the stereotypes he was kinda like that. Sometimes disobeying our English teacher and since he was a good teacher we just kept shutting him up, and that kid was terrified of me since I was grade 10 at the time and I had major anger issues. So the moment I get pissed off he gets terrified, some of my friends were also like that and our teacher didn’t care at all.
    Sadly he’s in Canada right now and I was at my last year of high school but he was a chill guy.

  • @Summeratyours
    @Summeratyours 5 месяцев назад +80

    14:43 warms my heart

  • @reikoburton9748
    @reikoburton9748 4 месяца назад

    I’m glad I subscribed man, you are a homie for real.

  • @gothicwolf103
    @gothicwolf103 4 месяца назад +3

    In middle school, I once bit a kid so hard, my teeth went through his sweater and shirt, and skin.
    For context, I thought one of my friends was getting beaten up by another dude, so I jumped in and bit the dudes shoulder as hard as i could. People were mad at me because, turns out, the guy and my friend were actually play fighting. And I didnt know because they were playing roughly. I was then suspended for a while, and there were some rumours going around that the kid had to get rabies shots. Idk of that was true or not.
    If I would of known they were play fighting I'd probably just leave them be. Then again I'm not sure what my 11 year old brain was thinking, that biting would somehow save my friend and stop the bullying 😂

  • @randomguyonyt1009
    @randomguyonyt1009 5 месяцев назад +135

    degen was able to talk about his sponsorship without using the name temu absolute W

  • @JayGrayble
    @JayGrayble 4 месяца назад +2

    For a tame one that embarrassed me for a long while till i realized it was a sign of things id soon learn about myself, in first grade we had a dance class and ny teacher was showing us how to properly bow. She showed how boys bow and had the boys boy that way. Then she showed the skirtsee thing girls do and i did that. Super fucking minor that it doesnt matter but i was super embarrassed that people saw me (no one noticed).
    Now for something actually something weird, in 8th grade i stole white paint. Was one if those water color bricks and i just really liked the shape and texture of it so i took it. Next day that class rolls around and everyones talking about it and the 2 girls at my table looked at me as they saw me. Turns out the counselor had visited the 'bad' class (which most of the kids in there were from) and talked to them to get a confession. But as i was in the good kid class, no one talked to me. Something minor and i still wonder why the fuck i stole white paint.

  • @sonicgamer999-
    @sonicgamer999- 3 месяца назад +3

    Brick day - That time when there was almost a riot at my gradeschool cuz there was a schoolwide arts and craft thing where we all made decorated bricks, but when it was time to get them there was a mixup and nobody got the one they made, so the school staff had to stop 300ish gradeschoolers armed with BRICKS from starting a riot (I have also been knocked out, temporarily paralyzed in my right arm, part of an underground silly bandz economy, and impaled in the hand with a pencil, last one was self-inflicted on accident btw, but yeah my gradeschool years were a freakin sitcom)

  • @Turbo12000
    @Turbo12000 5 месяцев назад +113

    (14:50) they are hero's

    • @Supermeme682
      @Supermeme682 5 месяцев назад +16

      Fr they put that girl in her place

    • @roviize9425
      @roviize9425 Месяц назад +1

      For what? b3ating up someone who can’t defend themselves?

    • @quentinplayezgamez7829
      @quentinplayezgamez7829 Месяц назад +2

      Kind of, I mean the boy telling the girl to stfu wasn't really that bad or rude. She was disrupting the class. But I think it's fucked up how everyone in that story was allowing the teacher to get away with physical abuse.

    • @RoWaNroblox101
      @RoWaNroblox101 Месяц назад +1

      @@roviize9425well its simpls you dont f*****g talk about someone having miscarriages that is a very sad thing and probably affected her mental health alot

    • @dante_0962
      @dante_0962 Месяц назад

      @@quentinplayezgamez7829what hitting a singular student no one likes once?! I say the teacher has every right because the pick me girl said something incredibly offensive to the teacher. And she clearly needed a taste of the real world because you can’t say stuff like that, and expect everyone to do nothing or a fake slap on the wrist.

  • @Berryterriblestuff
    @Berryterriblestuff 5 месяцев назад +48

    When I was a senior in high school, I went to the bathroom during my math class and there was a bomb threat written on the bathroom stall. I thought it was a joke so I ignored it. About 10 minutes later the entire school got evacuated. Since the school was on a military base, they took this threat VERY, VERY SERIOUSLY. We were finally cleared about 4 hours later. It turns out some girl didn't want to take a math test so she decided to write the threat and report it. She got expelled and her family was expedited out of the base to wherever else they ended up. Someone else tried to do the same sh*t again 2 weeks later but it was cleared in less than an hour.

    • @switchfan9471
      @switchfan9471 4 месяца назад +4

      False threats just to get out of a Test
      Wow

    • @theonewhoasked420
      @theonewhoasked420 3 месяца назад +2

      ​@@switchfan9471that's when you know the test is harder than me at 4:16 am in a school night

  • @Mael_Str0M
    @Mael_Str0M Месяц назад +2

    I’ve got one: Back one Friday in September of my sophomore year, some special ed kid (let’s call him Matt) was on his phone in band class, and our band director said “Matthew, you don’t need to play your clarinet, just don’t go on your phone.”, so he gets up, promptly declares in his slurred speech “I… just need some peace and quiet.” and stomps out of the room. Our school’s music rooms are in the same building as the auditorium, so after class, we’re allowed to hang out in there until the bell rings. So this girl goes into there and finds the kid stroking his shit in one of the seats, the he turns around, sees her and exclaims “I’m so sorry!”, pulls his pants up, and runs to the bathroom, what he did in there is history.
    Literally a week later, he’s caught doing that exact same thing, but this time a guy (let’s call him Evan) records it on his phone and proceeds to airdrop it to everyone in the class (Evan’s done this with pictures of random dudes’ dicks before during marching band, even changing his iPhone name to the band president’s (who I’m friends with) and doing that to our school’s dancing team), and our little friend Matt was doing it _fast._ Either he left the band or he got kicked out, I don’t know, this whole story came from the entire class who received the video, I wasn’t there at the time.
    And I suppose I should mention that this not-so-special kid was recorded doing it in the _middle of class._ He had “TikTok Hotties” pulled up on the school Chromebook, and it’s always fun to see him in the hallway.
    As a closer, my friend used the “I… just need some peace and quiet.” as his senior quote.

    • @awesomesauce-kg9xn
      @awesomesauce-kg9xn 19 дней назад

      The last part is foul 💀

    • @Mael_Str0M
      @Mael_Str0M 19 дней назад

      ⁠​⁠@@awesomesauce-kg9xnthe quote or the other kid?

    • @awesomesauce-kg9xn
      @awesomesauce-kg9xn 19 дней назад

      @@Mael_Str0M the quote

    • @Mael_Str0M
      @Mael_Str0M 19 дней назад

      @@awesomesauce-kg9xn yeah, he’s a crazy guy, that one.

  • @SnowballDev
    @SnowballDev 5 месяцев назад +4

    Okay. So there was this kid in my math and ELA class that had the brain of a 2yo and an Emo. That day he got mad at something that would only take like two seconds as usual, but then he started punching the aide (or however you spell it) and the teacher who I’m going to call Ms. Sally and the aide told him he needed to go on a walk. For some reason he hated positivity and going on walks, so he rages even more and then charges at Ms. Sally like a bull with even her panicking a lil. And when they finally get him out he starts beating on the door telling them to let them in and Ms. S just locks the door. But as she does that this idiot just punches the window and breaks the frame right on top of her. Thankfully the window didn’t shatter it just got hit so hard it ripped the frame off and fell out. We went in the closet until we got the all clear. We continued work as usual with the other teacher, Mrs. Catherine, taking her role. The last time I saw him was him running away from them down the hall as I was still in the classroom. He had bad
    Meltdowns before this but this was on a whole new level. Idk if he got expelled or if got suspended but then got put in ISS but he isn’t on our hall anymore. One things for sure that basically everyone in my class agreed. If a retarded student was able to break the window in, then an intruder very obviously can too. So pray for me y’all, I probably won’t make it through this year.

  • @lilveltheplayer2164
    @lilveltheplayer2164 5 месяцев назад +87

    10:16 Ain't no way you showed Mei Mei and her brother for this confession 💀

    • @challenge9541
      @challenge9541 5 месяцев назад +6

      Are these 2 in love in the series or something? Because idk why he otherwise showed this clip (never watched anime before)

    • @lilveltheplayer2164
      @lilveltheplayer2164 5 месяцев назад +13

      @@challenge9541 It was shown that she slept with her younger brother. It wasn't animated yet though. She was already portrayed as a bad person before then.

    • @qwp7318
      @qwp7318 5 месяцев назад +10

      ​@@lilveltheplayer2164AYOOOOOOO💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @AhmedMalaki
      @AhmedMalaki 2 месяца назад

      @@lilveltheplayer2164 ......... what the fuck?
      Arrest that hoe

    • @somebody6282
      @somebody6282 21 день назад

      ​@@challenge9541basically they are siblings and the older one pulled a sibling-EDP

  • @compatriot852
    @compatriot852 5 месяцев назад +48

    I completely forgot to post something last time. I've seen a lot of goofy stuff during my time in American and Lithuanian school, such as the time a couple of bats got loose in the building or another time when a kid threw a piss jar out a window like it was team fortress 2 and it hit a car.
    That's just the tip of the iceberg, there was also this shitty summer camp the school forced us to go to. Water tasted like pure rust, dead frogs everywhere, two of the cabins were infested with hornets, someone got bit by a snake, and some goober at the end broke into the storage stall with a brick and ate almost all the ice cream that was supposed to be our treat. Also there was some menaces who would throw these frogs into the showers, so nobody ended up taking showers and we all ended smelling like rust and pure ass

    • @MicahPachirisuGuy
      @MicahPachirisuGuy 5 месяцев назад +1

      even baltics cant even run away from wacky clock-hex

    • @Menkissingasmr
      @Menkissingasmr 5 месяцев назад +1

      are you native from lithuania or from america doe, and why did you even travel?

    • @Menkissingasmr
      @Menkissingasmr 5 месяцев назад +1

      are you native from lithuania or from america doe, and why did you even travel?

  • @INSERTNAMExHERE
    @INSERTNAMExHERE 3 месяца назад +2

    I got a couple confessions. 1st one is that a girl came into school with a knife and list (early/mid 2000s, so this was unheard of), and someone told the teachers, cops showed up, and she disappeared for years. Got into contact with her a few years ago, and she's doing much much better now
    2nd one is from around the same time, but different HS, that was designed by a guy who designs prisons lol. A girl got dumped by her BF and threw herself off the 3rd floor balcony. She lived, but was fucked up pretty bad

  • @Sikhistan
    @Sikhistan 5 месяцев назад +3

    "Im back, and im BLACK"
    Blud just entered his villain ark 😂

  • @silverprimus321boi9
    @silverprimus321boi9 5 месяцев назад +142

    Heres something of a confession, or 2 I think.
    I move around a lot, so both are from 2 schools.
    The first school I went to had some nasty ass fighting problems, and when trends like the devious lick challenge came around, people were all too obliged to participate.
    In terms of fights, there's at least 1 a day, ranging from a vicious catfight between two girls to the extreme 15 man brawls over some random shit. It's gotten to the point that spreading false rumors of a fight became an actual strat, as kids would clear out the local stores to head to the fight areas, and those who would remain would get a much shorter lineup for food (no cafeteria, but the school was near 3 plazas with a fuckton of food stores)
    When the devious lick trend rolled around, the shit that went missing was downright ludicrous. blow driers, bathroom doors, even a WHOLE FUCKING TOILET. It was insane, and then it went even further when kids were carjacking.
    Fucking wild.
    Now the second school is a lot more tame, but when it had its moments... they were always some sexual shit.
    Around my grade 11 time, I went on a school sanctioned camping trip. and oh boy I remember that. there were several cases of horrid shit happening, one so bad that if you asked anyone involved they would respond with "I am legally obligated not to tell you". What I know is: there was zaza shenanigans, some dude tried to shove a rock up his a**, 2 counselors (grade 12 volunteers) were caught doing the nasty, and the worst was allegedly, a grade 12 girl let 2 GRADE 9 BOYS DOUBLE TEAM HER ASS IN THE SHOWERS (they were victims man that girl even just turned 18 so she should be on the registry)

    • @sydeguy1332
      @sydeguy1332 5 месяцев назад +44

      WHAT THE HELL WAS THE LAST THING THERE... HOLY JESUS

    • @stepintomymystery
      @stepintomymystery 5 месяцев назад +12

      thats awful bro im so sorry💀

    • @blobfishking6230
      @blobfishking6230 5 месяцев назад +23

      Gonna drop my own school confession in here as well.
      In my first year of my high school (I had moved due to bullying problems), we had this kid called Justice Macabee who was the most violent kid you'd hear about. He was almost a cult-like fanatic of SpongeBob and would beat you up and curse you out for telling him you didn't like it. He was known for for yelling at teachers and fighting other kids but the school always kept him in. I was his classmate in some classes and was on the same bus as me too. He would also give death threats to this girl a grade higher then us and our bus driver was this old dude who never did or say anything about it. Eventually after months of this guy threatening the girl, I had enough of his crap but knew I'd get detention if I did something physical. So once he got off the bus and we started driving off I gave him the middle finger. A day later, he started chasing me in the hallways, shoving me and doing the "Your dead" thing when you slide your thumb across your throat. Once we got in 4th period, I saw him do that with his hand and I got up and called him out in class which annoyed our teacher who sent us both to the guidance counselor. When we got there, they asked us to explain the situation and I told them what Justice was doing to me that whole day till then. When the counselor asked why he did it, it was because he saw me flip him off and then decided that he would kill me. The second I heard that, i was scared. Never in my life did I have someone want to actively kill me. When asked how he'd do it, Justice said he'd sharpen a pencil then slit my throat with it. The counselor simply said "Okay" and after a bit of talking she decided we'd both get detention for tomorrow and placed us in thr same room for detention that day and tomorrow. Gotta love school neutrality, call out a bully you'll get in trouble. I'm quite certain that had he actually slit my throat with the pencil, they would've still given him detention instead of explusion and gave me detention. Ever since that day, I've had PTSD whenever I go into the town the he lives in and if he'll see me.

    • @FOR_DA_W1Nters
      @FOR_DA_W1Nters 5 месяцев назад

      @@blobfishking6230why the fuck didn’t they expel him or put him in a facility

    • @blobfishking6230
      @blobfishking6230 5 месяцев назад +8

      @RacismIsKindaRacist Question of the century. This counselor is also someone who got annoyed with me and told me to simply accept that I'd be bullied wherever I went. So clearly, they didn't care about the kids despite it being their job.

  • @yamman225
    @yamman225 5 месяцев назад +22

    school stories are usually the wildest

    • @Coolweirdo
      @Coolweirdo 5 месяцев назад +1

      Fr

    • @WSendam
      @WSendam 5 месяцев назад +4

      fr some school stories are downright devious 💀

    • @ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45
      @ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45 5 месяцев назад

      My school had a kid who’d call in bomb threats just to get out of class.

  • @Khumcake69
    @Khumcake69 13 дней назад +1

    Here’s the stuff that happened at my school: a senior got a freshman pregnant, a teacher got arrested for breaking into his ex wife’s house, someone threatened to bomb the school, and a teacher gave birth in the bathrooms

  • @sheepfuzz
    @sheepfuzz 4 месяца назад +22

    15:00 no ones while the pick me shouldn't have said that the teacher shouldn't have slapped her and lying was for the best if i were you i pick the teacher but still no one was good in this story

  • @ChillFish173-tn9ym
    @ChillFish173-tn9ym 5 месяцев назад +119

    10:46 got me dying 😂 (edit) wow 70 likes, this is the most popular comment I have ever made keep it up 👍

  • @DJ_gotmotionFR
    @DJ_gotmotionFR 5 месяцев назад +83

    9:21 XBOX!!!!

    • @T.M.O.F
      @T.M.O.F 5 месяцев назад +9

      also some one was stabbed over 2 dollars

    • @YoureRatharStewpidMate
      @YoureRatharStewpidMate 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@T.M.O.F"no I am not giving yo wee wee ass ma two do-"

    • @cawsomeaolin
      @cawsomeaolin 5 месяцев назад +3

      real

    • @T.M.O.F
      @T.M.O.F 5 месяцев назад +3

      @@Shin-godzilla..it was in vid

    • @justhere4637
      @justhere4637 5 месяцев назад +2

      Clip from How To Basic BTW

  • @Morwayloc
    @Morwayloc 18 дней назад +2

    So, I have two stories that are really crazy.
    1. There were two kids DOING THE DEED IN THE SCHOOL BATHROOM, AND PEOPLE WERE SAYING THAT THEY WERE COUSINS!
    2. And I’m my brothers school, there was a kid that was banging an apple on a lunch table and then another kid on the other side of the table said “I’m gonna f-ing kill you”, and then the other kid didn’t stop, so than the kid dived over the table and tried to strangle the kid, my brother said that they needed the P.E teacher and the school resource officer to pull him away.

  • @user-nx8ce9hk1b
    @user-nx8ce9hk1b Месяц назад +1

    bruh, the fear in his voice when he said "How is that possible?"

  • @isjsjwifkdna9611
    @isjsjwifkdna9611 5 месяцев назад +37

    0:57 Glad bro became aware of how bad it was to take a sponsorship from Temu

  • @soidmoroc
    @soidmoroc 5 месяцев назад +15

    Bro the kid who was willing to injure himself just so that he could avoid a test is from now on my idol

    • @erso_returned2530
      @erso_returned2530 5 месяцев назад

      And you don't get guts to do what he did

    • @epicm999
      @epicm999 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@erso_returned2530Ok, do it

  • @AidanBravo-wl7tv
    @AidanBravo-wl7tv 4 месяца назад

    I love the editing in your videos, it goes well with the comedy

  • @capybarafilmstudios1620
    @capybarafilmstudios1620 4 месяца назад +11

    4:25
    Meanwhile in Spain:
    > friend goes to school in a DIY highly detailed military outfit for halloween.
    > everybody compliments his fit
    > he sees another dude across the street walking into the school with a DIY military fit
    > zero concern
    The European Dream.

    • @Strangetbh
      @Strangetbh 9 дней назад

      If I see my friend come to school one day with full tactical kit imma be jealous Australian btw

  • @LadyMajolish
    @LadyMajolish 5 месяцев назад +186

    I sometimes wonder if my school was normal to compare these schools with most questionable confessions I have lay my eyes upon. Like I thought the boys in my last year biology class that MADE my sub teacher literally have the most quiet Breakdown I have ever seen in a teacher. Was the worst thing I seen in school. I & a classmate I know went to comfort the sub teacher after class. It went well. That was my confession. 🙂

    • @Churros_are_Overrated
      @Churros_are_Overrated 5 месяцев назад

      Most if not all of the wild ones are definitely fake. I doubt any are as crazy as they seem

    • @savary5050
      @savary5050 5 месяцев назад +21

      Craziest thing to happen to me at school was when my elementary school had to have a lockdown because a moose was outside.

    • @LadyMajolish
      @LadyMajolish 5 месяцев назад +13

      @@savary5050 WHAT. Nah was this in Canada??? Because there is no way a Moose would decide to show up on the school premises 😃

    • @GallenRenn
      @GallenRenn 5 месяцев назад +25

      Most wholesome confession. Honestly I HATE when students act terribly evil to a teacher for any reason, I'm glad your classmate and yourself comforted them at least

    • @Diabetoo
      @Diabetoo 5 месяцев назад +11

      in my school ( middle school btw) two people have died (90% sure both were suicide but i know at least one was.) One of them was pretty close to me as well :| Also two kids from high school died one from a car accident and the other from suicide after a party where he smashed a tv (said party was really out of control and one girl had so much achohol she passed out and maybe her heart stopped. This all happen this year and some only a couple days ago.

  • @Happymeal_Sappymeal
    @Happymeal_Sappymeal 5 месяцев назад +190

    You know it's going to be a good day when Degenerocity posts

  • @liamseverinotorres8764
    @liamseverinotorres8764 2 месяца назад +2

    School is crazy

  • @kiaheat1920
    @kiaheat1920 2 месяца назад +2

    The last one combined with the perfectly timed clips from 14:37 - 14:44 had me SOBBING
    💀💀💀💀💀

  • @anthonyoliver418
    @anthonyoliver418 5 месяцев назад +52

    That Ed Edd n Eddy clip usage was cursed but funny as heck 10:32

    • @Sharkfrom1999
      @Sharkfrom1999 5 месяцев назад +7

      cartoon network get your Nutella looking logo back here before I get that master whi-

  • @Enricoooo
    @Enricoooo 5 месяцев назад +231

    Besides all the jokes, in dark times these videos still make me laugh and smile. Thanks degenerocity, keep up the good content.

  • @TumoPlayz
    @TumoPlayz 4 месяца назад +2

    i like how you have a background image for every couple words you say

  • @brycedarnell7395
    @brycedarnell7395 5 месяцев назад

    this channel is literally just peak hooha and im all in for it

  • @henriquemedranosilva7142
    @henriquemedranosilva7142 5 месяцев назад +43

    9:42 that doesn't make any sense, like it is literally impossible

    • @colossal1888
      @colossal1888 4 месяца назад +8

      Some of these be fake fr 😭

  • @Somonewhodoesntunderstand
    @Somonewhodoesntunderstand 5 месяцев назад +70

    This guy can make sponsorships funny
    I love it

  • @user-bl7eq9st6h
    @user-bl7eq9st6h 5 месяцев назад +3

    so its a little late but once in my freshman year in high school there was a cardi b concert going on in one of the bathrooms. i actually went to check it out but it kinda got shut down in like 10 minutes bc of how loud it was. i saw a video and everyone was just like vaping and bopping to the beats. also a kid was zonked the fuck out and jumped out a 2 story window. he survived tho and everyone was happy, there was a bunch of blood on the ground and shit

  • @SupermanDCOfficial
    @SupermanDCOfficial 5 месяцев назад +2

    “I’m back, and I’m black!” The best quote in the world, hands down