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  • Опубликовано: 28 дек 2023
  • Never work at ARBY'S, and cheers to another New Year
    IG: / 777degen
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  • @nobody7204
    @nobody7204 4 месяца назад +12354

    "I work in a school as a student" As a student I can confirm it's the worst job on this planet, you don't even get paid

    • @Honeybun_thrower
      @Honeybun_thrower 4 месяца назад +112

      💀

    • @seakomothowakgosi5638
      @seakomothowakgosi5638 4 месяца назад +139

      You work at wrong school

    • @rooksclown316
      @rooksclown316 4 месяца назад +52

      I only got paid at one of the schools I went to

    • @Misted_Waffles_
      @Misted_Waffles_ 4 месяца назад +41

      Maybe a college student working as a teacher helper for one of their college classes. My school has quite a few of them. But that's just a guess.

    • @lunarclysm4392
      @lunarclysm4392 4 месяца назад +22

      Bro what do you mean I stay 24/7 and get paid 1 cent per day

  • @ballisco4243
    @ballisco4243 4 месяца назад +6997

    last dude went through more pain than Denji, Guts, Itadori, and Dr Doofenshmirtz combined. I pray for bro 🙏

    • @sahilkhan2034
      @sahilkhan2034 4 месяца назад +364

      imagine what will happen when has kids lol

    • @seeschoker9809
      @seeschoker9809 4 месяца назад +63

      Fax

    • @spittin_BXRS
      @spittin_BXRS 4 месяца назад +441

      No amount of therapy is ever gonna help me recover if I see that live

    • @ballisco4243
      @ballisco4243 4 месяца назад +427

      @@sahilkhan2034 bros boutta have veitnam flashbacks at his wife’s birth 💀

    • @eyeover7307
      @eyeover7307 4 месяца назад +66

      Bro got the 1000 mile stare

  • @RandomPersonRandom_Perso-gy2fq
    @RandomPersonRandom_Perso-gy2fq 3 месяца назад +663

    Man I feel so horrible for this man in last story.
    LIKE BRO YOU CANNOT JUST ENTER TO ONE PLACE TO GET FOOD AND GIVE BIRTH TO 3 OR 2 BABIES ON FLOOR
    IN FRONT OF 2 WORKERS THAT WERE JUST CHILLING
    And the fact his friend left before him I was feeling just horrible for him.
    I hope he won’t any problems explaining this issue to the therapist 😔

    • @RandomPersonRandom_Perso-gy2fq
      @RandomPersonRandom_Perso-gy2fq 3 месяца назад +19

      I forgot to add have in “ I hope he won’t have any problems explaining this to the therapist “

    • @CursedCaptainGaming
      @CursedCaptainGaming 2 месяца назад +19

      I legitimately cannot understand what went on in her head bro

    • @nemptic
      @nemptic 2 месяца назад +4

      It’s so obvious its fake lmfao

    • @doodlegame8704
      @doodlegame8704 13 дней назад +1

      You would hope it’s fake.

    • @anusaukko6792
      @anusaukko6792 13 часов назад

      @@nemptic You see the problem is that he likely lives in America, so the chances of it being real skyrocket.

  • @Blackarooni
    @Blackarooni 2 месяца назад +889

    I have several questions:
    1. Where was the father?
    2. Why did she decide to eat a burger while giving birth?
    3. How did she get there?
    4. Why did she get there?

    • @holybamboozler
      @holybamboozler Месяц назад +105

      Tf did they do with the first two babies after they were born? Did they just slap 'em on the counter?

    • @garlicbreadstick404
      @garlicbreadstick404 Месяц назад +116

      ​@@holybamboozlerdeepfryer

    • @sneakypancakes
      @sneakypancakes Месяц назад +25

      ​@@garlicbreadstick404 OH GOD

    • @dyamondX
      @dyamondX Месяц назад +19

      ​@@garlicbreadstick404 this is chaotic evil

    • @Sirpenti0us
      @Sirpenti0us Месяц назад +12

      ​@@garlicbreadstick404 yummy

  • @wideeric1
    @wideeric1 4 месяца назад +7598

    Surely these confessions will be rational and only mildly bemusing. Surely this will reveal the levelheaded members of the Degenerocity community.

    • @atopia7677
      @atopia7677 4 месяца назад

      Bro can u stroke it for Me?

    • @jaimesanchez6390
      @jaimesanchez6390 4 месяца назад +191

      *birthing at Nandos*

    • @qlip
      @qlip 4 месяца назад +21

      surely

    • @rocky_6969
      @rocky_6969 4 месяца назад +110

      @@jaimesanchez6390 the fact that she just wolfed down a whole order of fast food while "birthing" is crazy

    • @joshshrum2764
      @joshshrum2764 4 месяца назад +44

      @@rocky_6969The burger, shake bits part broke me down it’s what did me in why would you FUCKING EAT FOOD WHEN YOUR GOING INTO LABOR GET TO THE HOSPITAL.

  • @justaclownhonkhonk7941
    @justaclownhonkhonk7941 4 месяца назад +2247

    That last confession had my jaw DROPPED for like 2 minutes wtf i hope that guy is okay :(

    • @joshshrum2764
      @joshshrum2764 4 месяца назад +193

      I don’t think he is, he’s literally Shinji in that clip he used.

    • @SuperCanonX2
      @SuperCanonX2 4 месяца назад +48

      Bro's living in Tokyo 3 right now

    • @silliestintheroom
      @silliestintheroom 4 месяца назад +87

      i hope the woman was ok. how do you get to the point where ur giving birth to triplets on the steak ‘n shake floor

    • @YSleepish
      @YSleepish 4 месяца назад +75

      ​@@silliestintheroomwho cares about the woman bro she chose to give birth in a fast food restraunt in public

    • @wrrdcat
      @wrrdcat 4 месяца назад +65

      hi im okay, im not the guy from the video but i wanted to let you know im doing great

  • @rickanimationsnewchannel
    @rickanimationsnewchannel 3 месяца назад +225

    imagine being born and the person who conceived you is eating a damn burger while the employees are watching in complete utter disgust and fear

    • @vincenttasker4582
      @vincenttasker4582 4 дня назад +1

      you: telling your mum where you was born mum:you was born in a fast food place

  • @victor_.
    @victor_. 4 месяца назад +311

    My heart goes out to the last dude, may your soul heal from this incident 😭

  • @charliebrown2365
    @charliebrown2365 4 месяца назад +10398

    He’s slowly transforming to a story time channel, I’m still gon be here for it

    • @XxProGamerUSAxX
      @XxProGamerUSAxX 4 месяца назад +435

      Next Video: Your Crush Confessions

    • @SlatyRamen
      @SlatyRamen 4 месяца назад +138

      @@XxProGamerUSAxX dude you came from the future

    • @SlatyRamen
      @SlatyRamen 4 месяца назад +57

      @@XxProGamerUSAxX because,.. YOU ARE RIGHT

    • @Trueangel555
      @Trueangel555 4 месяца назад +7

      Same

    • @isaacthegang
      @isaacthegang 4 месяца назад +4

      ong

  • @thecrabhex5140
    @thecrabhex5140 4 месяца назад +2605

    The last confession is def the most mentally deranged one so far. Easy first place. Even thinking about it make my tummy hurt.

  • @christhechilled
    @christhechilled 3 месяца назад +248

    14:58 Bruh is a real Deku

    • @rbMouhmad
      @rbMouhmad 2 месяца назад +9

      Fr 💀

    • @No-cc1fq
      @No-cc1fq 12 дней назад +2

      I impressed with his vocal length ngl

  • @beefboss5979
    @beefboss5979 2 месяца назад +61

    that still at 18:54 was literally PERFECT for the situation

  • @Mili__Single__again
    @Mili__Single__again 4 месяца назад +5362

    Not only did she give birth in a restaurant, she gave birth to TRIPLETS?? I hope the guy who had to deal with this is ok☠☠

    • @eoha9583
      @eoha9583 4 месяца назад +771

      I don’t think he will ever be ok after that 💀

    • @samueljonathan6101
      @samueljonathan6101 4 месяца назад +52

      Eeheehee

    • @vvv9676
      @vvv9676 4 месяца назад +382

      Bro scarred for life he ain't recovering from that ☠️

    • @Alexis-vu2sp
      @Alexis-vu2sp 4 месяца назад +337

      This story just has to be complete bull. There’ s so many things that could go wrong during a normal child birth, it was triplets. If it really isn’t cap then 😱

    • @HarrypAhsokaT1231
      @HarrypAhsokaT1231 4 месяца назад

      That story isn’t real lmao how can a woman eat while giving birth?

  • @theotherjared9824
    @theotherjared9824 4 месяца назад +1158

    To explain the bank teller story: it's federal protocol that the bank account will automatically be transfered to the next of kin or the person declared in a will. They need to go to the bank and provide proof of death before the money is touched to prevent a random person claiming to be a family member running away from the money. The woman skipped those steps, which legally counts as fraud.

  • @FollowerofDuck
    @FollowerofDuck 3 месяца назад +50

    that last confession was legitimately jaw dropping holy shit

  • @troll4694
    @troll4694 4 месяца назад +97

    20:22 scared the shit out of me

  • @compatriot852
    @compatriot852 4 месяца назад +5104

    As somebody who works in the medical field, seeing Degen get confused by medical terms got a chuckle out of me

    • @yomrcrabs
      @yomrcrabs 4 месяца назад +217

      Tf is a jaundice

    • @doodleghost4020
      @doodleghost4020 4 месяца назад +212

      ​@@yomrcrabs The hell is bilirubin

    • @qestennawaheeda
      @qestennawaheeda 4 месяца назад +250

      bro doesn't know hemoglobin

    • @danlolwtf
      @danlolwtf 4 месяца назад +44

      ​@@qestennawaheedadidn't *

    • @___idk
      @___idk 4 месяца назад +3

      lollll

  • @mariako750
    @mariako750 4 месяца назад +1356

    The last stories about Amy and the pregnant lady take the cake as the most traumatizing confessions in this video

    • @memelegend5956
      @memelegend5956 2 месяца назад +24

      I almost threw up when I heard it

    • @illuminoct1593
      @illuminoct1593 2 месяца назад +21

      I was eating this whole vid
      Felt kinda sick after

    • @mysterypersonOG
      @mysterypersonOG 2 месяца назад +4

      Bro I was eating kfc

    • @Fannyisaleader
      @Fannyisaleader 2 месяца назад +8

      BRO JUST YEARS LATER THE SONS ASK HOW THEY ARE BORN-

    • @user-bf2uc4in8s
      @user-bf2uc4in8s 2 месяца назад +1

      real
      fr

  • @adamajora1003
    @adamajora1003 2 месяца назад +19

    Bro some of the people in this vid be like "Yeah I may or may not have slipped laxatives in this random ass dude's sprite, and I literally came in their burger, and they thought it was mayonnaise! I also just kinda murdered one of my customers one time for no reason. I still haven't been caught! Yeah, I'm just a bit silly like that. :3"

    • @FedkaSlovanich
      @FedkaSlovanich 2 месяца назад +1

      i know alot of guys that if you piss them off while pour a ton of salt on your sandwich

  • @Low-keyCan
    @Low-keyCan 4 месяца назад +24

    Nah that last confession is crazy and traumatic at the same time

  • @jellyfishstudios7228
    @jellyfishstudios7228 4 месяца назад +3781

    the whole izuku segment was pure 24k gold, the impression is spot on

    • @-No_Name_-
      @-No_Name_- 4 месяца назад +233

      Why they gotta do my homeboy Deku like that, Uraraka is the one simping, he just tyrna be a hero, 💀

    • @low-key-tony
      @low-key-tony 4 месяца назад +100

      @@-No_Name_-Fr! Deku’s trying stop AFO, getting people to simp for him is just a side hustle 💀

    • @-No_Name_-
      @-No_Name_- 4 месяца назад +150

      @@low-key-tony He's Rizzuku Himdoriya, he pulls people by accident.

    • @wilburthemagicalcow
      @wilburthemagicalcow 4 месяца назад +74

      @@-No_Name_-rizzuku himdoriya is wild ☠️☠️

    • @-No_Name_-
      @-No_Name_- 4 месяца назад +41

      @@wilburthemagicalcow One for all actually hass one more secret quirk, the ability to call bitches, Quirk: Rizz arrow.

  • @psa1115
    @psa1115 4 месяца назад +808

    imagine having to explain to your kid that they were born in a steak and shake while you was eating a literal burger during the ordeal

  • @antsinmypants7894
    @antsinmypants7894 4 месяца назад +32

    the deku voice got me dying 😭

  • @masterofthepeachtea
    @masterofthepeachtea 3 месяца назад +11

    Years from now, we're gonna look back on this guy's videos and feel the same nostalgia we felt for Angry Video Game Nerd

  • @rossvaljr.3852
    @rossvaljr.3852 4 месяца назад +431

    That last story… I would not wish that kind of torture even on my worst enemies. My heart goes out to the poor lad. God damn.

    • @Laikafan02
      @Laikafan02 4 месяца назад +27

      I have 2 brothers and HOLLLYYY SHIT I couldn’t imagine being born at a fucking steak ‘n shack. Like holy shit

    • @iamkartvya29
      @iamkartvya29 3 месяца назад +10

      ​@@Laikafan02maybe it was you in the last confession and your parents have been lying to you all this time

    • @Good_Watch
      @Good_Watch 3 месяца назад

      I would.

  • @Kawaii_smash
    @Kawaii_smash 4 месяца назад +2205

    I feel sorry for anyone who works at Arby's ☠️☠️

    • @nito8066
      @nito8066 4 месяца назад +41

      i fell like at waffle house its even worse

    • @Kawaii_smash
      @Kawaii_smash 4 месяца назад +55

      @@nito8066 oh my goodness is waffle house even a restaurant I feel like it's the backrooms but people work there

    • @parm8215
      @parm8215 4 месяца назад +28

      I work at arbys it ain't that bad except for the radiation

    • @Hitmandagoat
      @Hitmandagoat 4 месяца назад +3

      @@Kawaii_smashwaffle house is good tf you talkin bout

    • @Kawaii_smash
      @Kawaii_smash 4 месяца назад +10

      @@parm8215 wait what? Radiation?
      No wonder my poop wAs green last I ate at Arby's what is y'all doin to the meat 🍖

  • @thefbiman2116
    @thefbiman2116 4 месяца назад +21

    The dead dad one definitely needed to be explained better. The way they explained it made me think the money was for her and her mom too. Unless they were benefits (which WASNT clarified) all she has to do is pay her estate tax

  • @Davidistaken360
    @Davidistaken360 2 месяца назад +16

    10:49 !!!YOU FORGOT THE PICKLES!!!

  • @Ahmedhassan.
    @Ahmedhassan. 4 месяца назад +18618

    I came inediately

  • @thed_ani
    @thed_ani 4 месяца назад +1463

    As someone who washed dishes, if you’re able to lick the plates clean and be able to do that in time, give that man a raise. Bro is genetically built to clean dishes like a washing machine.

    • @fwjoeel
      @fwjoeel 4 месяца назад +178

      do NOT give that man a raise bro his customers are getting herpes 😭

    • @springfaux6991
      @springfaux6991 3 месяца назад +41

      Bro was a purposed organism

    • @user-cp3le5li1t
      @user-cp3le5li1t 3 месяца назад +38

      I'm sure that this man has a very happy girlfriend

    • @teamhop
      @teamhop 3 месяца назад

      Hey I’ve got some really great news to share with you, Jesus Christ, the Son of God, died on a cross and resurrected on the third day so you may all have eternal life. If you believe and repent of your sins and put your faith and trust in Him as you would a parachute jumping off a plane at 25000 feet up in the air, He will give you eternal life in heaven as a free gift and I promise you, He will change your life forever as He did mine. He is the ONLY way to heaven and He loves you all. Please think deeply about this with urgency because this is your eternal life and soul, you don’t know when you could die, meaning you could die at any moment, so please consider this with all your heart. If anyone tells you that Jesus isn’t the only way, they are lying to you and they don’t care about your future

    • @user-en5vj6vr2u
      @user-en5vj6vr2u 3 месяца назад +3

      It’s fake 90% of these stories are larps

  • @holybamboozler
    @holybamboozler Месяц назад +18

    19:43 the way he says "birth liquid" has me losing it

  • @Bottomofthe_barrel
    @Bottomofthe_barrel 4 месяца назад +59

    17:58 this will never get old

  • @MemeImaginator
    @MemeImaginator 4 месяца назад +3332

    Deku voice being on point was crazy

    • @Soft.l3vvsheart
      @Soft.l3vvsheart 4 месяца назад +52

      FR!

    • @cnmatgrpy
      @cnmatgrpy 3 месяца назад +9

      it wasn’t him doing it

    • @EAEAEAEAEAEAEAEAEAEAEA2737
      @EAEAEAEAEAEAEAEAEAEAEA2737 3 месяца назад +15

      ma pokimans

    • @uwucia
      @uwucia 3 месяца назад +45

      it was him, the guy in the desc just drew the art 15:03@@cnmatgrpy

    • @MaygicCull
      @MaygicCull 3 месяца назад +1

      ehh never really watched that show

  • @capefeartrainsandsirens
    @capefeartrainsandsirens 4 месяца назад +667

    That last confession had my bones dematerializing and flesh inflating 💀💀

  • @itsnotsky204
    @itsnotsky204 3 месяца назад +69

    20:30 BRO ITS 1:30 IN THE MORNING NEVER PUT THAT RAT SHIT AGAIN😭

    • @itsnotsky204
      @itsnotsky204 3 месяца назад

      Made me toss my phone and shi nigga😭

  • @user-ov5pr8wq3v
    @user-ov5pr8wq3v 2 месяца назад +21

    5:47 is the funniest thing that I've ever seen in my life

  • @grunkleg.3110
    @grunkleg.3110 4 месяца назад +834

    That last story, what was going on in that woman's mind that she needed a steakburger as she was giving birth? That's not like a hormonal decision, that's something you'd do consciously

    • @Huh9631
      @Huh9631 4 месяца назад +197

      She must not be right in the head, only logical explanation I can think of

    • @froggyyyy107
      @froggyyyy107 4 месяца назад +145

      Maybe she thought she had enough time before the birth to pop in to get something to eat since many hospitals don’t let you eat during labor

    • @buttnuttz6119
      @buttnuttz6119 4 месяца назад

      Maybe she has like a public birth/eating fetish because why else would she choose to just put these random workers into that horrible situation

    • @Fordrake_Fangirl
      @Fordrake_Fangirl 4 месяца назад +128

      Idk I've heard that sometimes pregnant women get intense cravings for certain foods because of the babies and since she had triplets maybe that desire was multiplied by 3 so maybe that was it

    • @Just-Some-Helium
      @Just-Some-Helium 4 месяца назад +51

      She was hungry man.

  • @irvingguzman2612
    @irvingguzman2612 4 месяца назад +542

    I'm a physician and I can confirm that seeing triplets be born is shocking for people not trained, I've seen fathers in the labor room with their wives faint and vomit. That last guy in the story was hella brave and probably the trauma will take some therapy lol

    • @Lithuanian_NAFO_lad
      @Lithuanian_NAFO_lad Месяц назад +13

      You dont have to be a mental health specialist to know that watching birth of an infant ONCE is traumatising, and our protagonist got that 3 times over. I honestly could barely stomache it, and I have read a lot on human phisiology and general biology and chemistry literature. I honestly want to hug the OP and invite him on a proper 3 course meal and a trip of the baltic states.

    • @meihuangha
      @meihuangha 24 дня назад

      question does that mean something is wrong with me? everyone I know say they're traumatized seeing birth but I've watched live births and c sections and I have the opposite reaction. I like watching them. and I don't mean to be cool or egdy but I feel like I'm the only person who doesn't get traumatized. (I'm a nursing student on my maternity rotation so I also study in depth anatomy and physiology). ​@@Lithuanian_NAFO_lad

  • @GOOFYHEAD23
    @GOOFYHEAD23 3 месяца назад +8

    That Deku Impression was comedy gold

  • @godpristine
    @godpristine 4 месяца назад +3

    the way i’ve been thinking about this vid since i watched it on some high shit last night lmao. bro the last 2 confessions sent me straight to the moon. funniest one to date

  • @hyaudah4197
    @hyaudah4197 4 месяца назад +561

    For the guy in the last story, i hope you're okay man, goddamn even just hearing the story makes my jaw dropped to the earths core

  • @RUBI748x
    @RUBI748x 4 месяца назад +1463

    I swear this man gets funnier every single time 😂😂😂😂

    • @MuseumFreedom
      @MuseumFreedom 4 месяца назад +2

      Here ya go, 69 likes yw.

    • @MJiSGOATTED
      @MJiSGOATTED 4 месяца назад +10

      Bro it just came out when u commented WDYM bro not even a minute

    • @cookercoisine7305
      @cookercoisine7305 4 месяца назад +1

      not 69 anymore

    • @GilbertGaylord
      @GilbertGaylord 4 месяца назад +1

      Gambling

    • @___idk
      @___idk 4 месяца назад

      fr 💯💯🔥💯🔥

  • @jaxon11133
    @jaxon11133 4 месяца назад +2

    Last one got me crying, that man has gone through more trauma than those who served in Vietnam!

  • @howtodothatyt
    @howtodothatyt 3 месяца назад +3

    that last story had me shaking and violently crying in a corner

  • @The_Sheldon666
    @The_Sheldon666 4 месяца назад +858

    Amy is on her actual fucking villian arc 💀

    • @leticianeal9147
      @leticianeal9147 4 месяца назад +136

      Amy has been downhill ever since Sonic rejected her.

    • @whowhy7554
      @whowhy7554 4 месяца назад +100

      I imagined her running all the way to Alaska without stopping

    • @raider360X_sot
      @raider360X_sot 4 месяца назад +92

      She really hit that AoE attack

    • @masud9049
      @masud9049 4 месяца назад +29

      @@raider360X_sotNO I CAN’T💀💀💀💀

    • @Discontinued4
      @Discontinued4 4 месяца назад +3

      Nah fr 💀

  • @GreekV1nce
    @GreekV1nce 4 месяца назад +1073

    This man has heard more confessions than a Catholic priest before Christmas 💀
    Honestly, Hope y'all doing better now and don't have to work a shitty job🙏🏼
    (After that last one I need to go shower😶)

    • @seeschoker9809
      @seeschoker9809 4 месяца назад +34

      The last one is CRAZY

    • @GreekV1nce
      @GreekV1nce 4 месяца назад

      @@seeschoker9809 ON GOD BRO! That dude must have had to go to therapy for SURE after that. Honestly I'm sad for him, hope he feels better now😔🙏

    • @jj_gmmo153
      @jj_gmmo153 4 месяца назад

      ruclips.net/video/XgbfU_JG3Q8/видео.htmlsi=-g8SAJghGI7Man7m

  • @GothamsRealSaviour
    @GothamsRealSaviour 2 месяца назад +10

    The animations from the part where he says “Two of the three triplets” at exactly 19:35 is from a game called a way out where you are in a hospital.

  • @wojakhimself
    @wojakhimself 4 месяца назад +7

    These stories are one of the most diabolical, outrageous, plot twisting, disturbing stories EVER.

  • @dannylewis1539
    @dannylewis1539 4 месяца назад +560

    God, the sudden Midoriya impression for the middle school confession had me CRYING 😂😂. That was perfect.

    • @Maru_812
      @Maru_812 3 месяца назад

      Open ur legs 😅

  • @HeisenbergFam
    @HeisenbergFam 4 месяца назад +378

    "never work at Arby's" is one of the most accurate descriptions in history

    • @texaspetslife
      @texaspetslife 4 месяца назад +5

      Agreed.

    • @jj_gmmo153
      @jj_gmmo153 4 месяца назад

      ruclips.net/video/XgbfU_JG3Q8/видео.htmlsi=-g8SAJghGI7Man7m

    • @Triggerma
      @Triggerma 4 месяца назад

      npc

  • @christie_brown
    @christie_brown 2 месяца назад

    This man is up there with hard stop Lucas and poofesure when it comes to his yelling! I love it ❤

  • @averyspecificnamepart2
    @averyspecificnamepart2 2 месяца назад +4

    I was a busboy at this medium sized restaurant and had to clean everything. So this one time I get told “you need to clean up the bathroom, someone made a mess” so I was thinking water everywhere but no there was shit everywhere. All over the walls, the toilet, the sink, the floors, just everywhere.

  • @SunkyD
    @SunkyD 4 месяца назад +623

    That last confession left me with zero words. The delivery on the "I FEEL THE TRIPLETS COMING" would have left me wishing I was in a coma. I am praying for bro, no one should ever have to deal with that on such short notice, i wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy, i really hope the kids never hear what transpired on that day.
    That Izuku Midoriya impression was fantastic, i was impressed on how well it sounded

    • @thedarkfox4517
      @thedarkfox4517 3 месяца назад +20

      I need find that man, He needs a hug after experiencing that.

    • @funnybones98
      @funnybones98 2 месяца назад +6

      the 💯 emoji part was so good 😭

    • @Delilahsocool
      @Delilahsocool Месяц назад

      I would of passed out 💀

  • @wo_w6640
    @wo_w6640 4 месяца назад +184

    This shit got me contemplating wtf I would do if a woman came into where I work giving birth.

    • @averagecyndaquilenjoyer-vj8ul
      @averagecyndaquilenjoyer-vj8ul 4 месяца назад +42

      If you work at a hospital it would happen every other day

    • @DoctorBones1
      @DoctorBones1 4 месяца назад

      @@averagecyndaquilenjoyer-vj8ul hospitals have staff for that not minimum wage john working at a ghetto ass micky d's

    • @Gello_Boi
      @Gello_Boi 4 месяца назад +15

      If it's anywhere else, that's crazy

  • @Daubben
    @Daubben 3 месяца назад +36

    7:29 went berserk is hilarious

    • @hellfoxwolf14
      @hellfoxwolf14 Месяц назад +2

      The fact the OOF sound was there says it all.

  • @urheretochill
    @urheretochill 2 месяца назад +2

    Last two stories was CRAZY, hope they getting extra therapy 😭😭

  • @fwra1234
    @fwra1234 4 месяца назад +805

    I used to work at Baskin Robbins. Late one evening, I was working alone and there was only a young couple quietly sharing a sundae. 4 white uni kids come in and ask all 3 of for help with "a video project for school." They ask the couple to start cuddling in the restaurant and asked me to yell and point at them "IS THIS ALLOWED?" We did what they asked and then the 4 left without buying anything. I think it was for a tiktok

    • @Isawthatbro31
      @Isawthatbro31 4 месяца назад +46

      That seems random 😅

    • @MoonMoon-cl4co
      @MoonMoon-cl4co 4 месяца назад

      Yo really! Sounds like they were making a reference to this vine from a few years back!
      m.ruclips.net/video/lsJ_UROYN_U/видео.html&pp=ygUUaXMgdGhpcyBhbGxvd2VkIHZpbmU%3D

    • @PixelPower0615
      @PixelPower0615 4 месяца назад +113

      That vine is iconic, tiktok could never...

    • @Kawaii_smash
      @Kawaii_smash 4 месяца назад +2

      Ohh nah oh hell naw

    • @unlightings
      @unlightings 4 месяца назад +3

      @@PixelPower0615that vine still lives rent free in my head to this day lol

  • @ZECRA602
    @ZECRA602 4 месяца назад +3851

    Degenerocity may not be pregnant but he's always delivering 😔👏
    **Edit: That last confession was hella out of pocket** 💀💀💀

    • @X3RNEA5
      @X3RNEA5 4 месяца назад +411

      After the last story, This hits way different 💀

    • @enaisberrios7482
      @enaisberrios7482 4 месяца назад +137

      It just leaves me in laughter. The triplets couldn't even finish they meal for still tryna give the man and the pregnant woman the alarm that they needed to make themselves known 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @NoHatDashYT
      @NoHatDashYT 4 месяца назад +44

      True. That story was crazy

    • @deadstar8809
      @deadstar8809 4 месяца назад +43

      just please dont have him deliver in a steak n' shake

    • @forest_fire959
      @forest_fire959 4 месяца назад +54

      BRO IM TRING EAT MY HOT POCKET RIGHT AND THIS SHIT JUST RUINS IT BRO😭

  • @jennycat0592
    @jennycat0592 2 месяца назад

    When I leave your videos on at night, instead of eventually going to someone else’s videos, it just plays your videos on repeat in an inescapable loop. I have gone insane.

  • @chellastation
    @chellastation 4 месяца назад +5

    A lesson everyone should know: do not piss off the people who make your food. 😊 Also, that last story was insane 😳

  • @lofrez1785
    @lofrez1785 4 месяца назад +96

    That Deku voice impression was accurate 💀💀

  • @TheMMMification
    @TheMMMification 4 месяца назад +211

    The end of the Amy story scares me because I also live in AK. If I ever run into her, I hope I end up on her good side, because she's clearly capable of anything.

  • @mayalonde1138
    @mayalonde1138 3 месяца назад

    Holy crap. That last one would snap my sanity if I was the guy who witnessed all that. Props to him for staying strong. I hope he got better after that.

  • @PotatoArts143
    @PotatoArts143 3 месяца назад +1

    Bro this Gy is finding images for everything in this video the amount of work he puts for a video like this is insane

  • @SomeGuyOnThisPlatform
    @SomeGuyOnThisPlatform 4 месяца назад +582

    So nice of Degenerocity giving us a gift for the new years by making a new confessions video.

    • @jj_gmmo153
      @jj_gmmo153 4 месяца назад

      ruclips.net/video/XgbfU_JG3Q8/видео.htmlsi=-g8SAJghGI7Man7mruclips.net/video/XgbfU_JG3Q8/видео.htmlsi=-g8SAJghGI7Man7m

    • @joshshrum2764
      @joshshrum2764 4 месяца назад +1

      Worst Chris gift ever after that last one.

    • @MusselFlum
      @MusselFlum 4 месяца назад

      I turned on my flashlight on my phone to find a booger i dropped on the ground and ate it.

  • @MetalFucker246
    @MetalFucker246 4 месяца назад +820

    Nobody except you can make me gag while laughing hysterically

    • @enaisberrios7482
      @enaisberrios7482 4 месяца назад +10

      Exactly 😂😂😂

    • @jonathanholloway2127
      @jonathanholloway2127 4 месяца назад +15

      Gag is kinda sus😅

    • @huntinglatinas
      @huntinglatinas 3 месяца назад

      you know gagging is a normal thing that fucking happens, over things that aren't "sus"​@@jonathanholloway2127

    • @Luxan-yf4rv
      @Luxan-yf4rv 2 месяца назад +1

      Nobody like him can make me gag like that😩

  • @user-hl7ht4xy8b
    @user-hl7ht4xy8b 4 месяца назад +30

    IM DYING 😂😂😂 18:11

  • @AnAveragePurplePikmin
    @AnAveragePurplePikmin 3 месяца назад +2

    The bum biddy bum bum caught me off guard.

  • @maxwellsimmons530
    @maxwellsimmons530 4 месяца назад +211

    The last guy put too much thought into the situation. He saved 3 childrens lives that day, he should feel proud.

    • @Xx_SuperPenis_xX
      @Xx_SuperPenis_xX 4 месяца назад +42

      i dont think the last story was real lmao

    • @Soul.Resonant
      @Soul.Resonant 4 месяца назад +90

      I think being proud would be the last thing on someone's mind in that situation

    • @denjiisabendy3539
      @denjiisabendy3539 4 месяца назад

      ​@@Soul.Resonanttrue, kinda pisses me off her fat arse made some random teen give birth, if it was me I am dipping

    • @joshshrum2764
      @joshshrum2764 4 месяца назад +56

      Man wasn’t ready for all that, and most of the event is repulsive.

    • @nelson5073
      @nelson5073 4 месяца назад +23

      he didn't choose to be a hero, he was forced to do it

  • @TheBoltMaster456
    @TheBoltMaster456 4 месяца назад +253

    Degenerocity's english Deku impression is SO GOOD 😭💀

  • @mibikitzyga9045
    @mibikitzyga9045 3 месяца назад +1

    "In the blood of viltrumites."
    I spewed water across my workstation.

  • @user-dx9iz7pv9d
    @user-dx9iz7pv9d 3 месяца назад +1

    New here deadass lost it at the Curly fries flare up. 😂 Keep this content coming.

  • @Randomdude64725
    @Randomdude64725 4 месяца назад +127

    The final confession was crazy, sounded cinematic the way you acted it out.

  • @FatherMurph
    @FatherMurph 4 месяца назад +63

    One time, while I was shopping with my mom, an old woman came up and told me I reminded her of her dead son, and told me I could lose my mother at any point. Old people, man.

  • @astrox_galaxy
    @astrox_galaxy 4 месяца назад +3

    chatters deku impression was on point 😂

  • @xDARKXWOLF17
    @xDARKXWOLF17 3 месяца назад

    Degen’s content never fails to fill us up with joy 🥰😊

  • @royalrain20xx92
    @royalrain20xx92 4 месяца назад +84

    That last confession was just… theater. To the brave soul that shared this with us, thank you

  • @FaracyConfines
    @FaracyConfines 3 месяца назад

    Exceptional content as always Dr. Generocity.

  • @jamie2smoothwitit
    @jamie2smoothwitit 3 месяца назад +3

    degenerocity it’s been 4 weeks please come back 😢😢

  • @BryanPlush
    @BryanPlush 4 месяца назад +166

    14:36 Deku love story 💀

  • @KirbyJason210
    @KirbyJason210 4 месяца назад +268

    14:36 That Deku impression got me cracking up.

  • @AJ-guy
    @AJ-guy 2 месяца назад

    I've seen and heard a lot of crazy shit before, but the last confession had me absolutely FLABBERGASTED

  • @anintrovert9453
    @anintrovert9453 Месяц назад +1

    Those last two confessions are straight up devious, diabolical even💀

  • @uzumakimadeit
    @uzumakimadeit 4 месяца назад +93

    The last story is truly the most gut-wrenching thing I have ever read. I honestly feel sorry for the guy who went through all of that. 🙏🙏

    • @seeschoker9809
      @seeschoker9809 4 месяца назад +1

      Me toooo

    • @KuroiAmagi
      @KuroiAmagi 4 месяца назад +13

      that event is so mortifying, no matter who is in that situation, even if it was guts, subaru, or just any character with crazy amounts of trauma they are gonna be even more broken and unfixable after this type of shit.

    • @SatoruGojoStrongest
      @SatoruGojoStrongest 4 месяца назад +3

      ​@@KuroiAmagiong nothing compares to that not even idatori and denji can hold a damn thing to that fucking story.

  • @lunarmiau
    @lunarmiau 4 месяца назад +58

    These confessions are getting crazier and crazier 💀💀

    • @seeschoker9809
      @seeschoker9809 4 месяца назад +5

      The last one was crazy as fuck and disgusting

    • @cancerousdisease
      @cancerousdisease 4 месяца назад +3

      ​@@seeschoker9809 Not as much as your profile pic pooks 😍😍

    • @better_known_asFrancis
      @better_known_asFrancis 4 месяца назад +3

      @@seeschoker9809 dont forget amy's wrath

    • @gregkareem9824
      @gregkareem9824 4 месяца назад

      ​@@seeschoker9809 stop cursing its a sin

    • @seeschoker9809
      @seeschoker9809 4 месяца назад

      @@cancerousdisease NAH is it bc to black dudes are kissing im homiesexual 😀😃

  • @pepegagamingat3am234
    @pepegagamingat3am234 4 месяца назад +1

    Truly i've never been more terrified in my life before after seeing the job application jumpscare😮

  • @JackieRedwood
    @JackieRedwood 27 дней назад +1

    I don't know what's worse the stuff I just heard or the permanent brain damage I will get from watching a new videos about these confessions

  • @justinqueso9644
    @justinqueso9644 4 месяца назад +258

    The best part about this series is that he's never gonna run out of stories

  • @Mr.Chief11
    @Mr.Chief11 4 месяца назад +91

    The fact he spent a minute or two searching up words is just the most humane thing I’ve seen

  • @Takes_3Month_Breaks
    @Takes_3Month_Breaks 2 месяца назад +3

    Shiiitt... I might need to subscribe ngl, I've been watching u for like.. Over a year now fr 💀

  • @spookycat4155
    @spookycat4155 3 месяца назад

    The last confession left me shaking and crying 💀 i ain't even joking at this point i imagined everything

  • @hassanes3360
    @hassanes3360 4 месяца назад +97

    The shnitzel visual at 19:47 had me in stitches man I can’t breathe

    • @AhmedMalaki
      @AhmedMalaki 2 месяца назад +1

      Me too. Great some btw

  • @Silliestgooberz
    @Silliestgooberz 4 месяца назад +774

    Things you gain from Degenerocity:
    Science knowledge
    Political knowledge
    Job Advice
    Hearing loss

    • @imao15
      @imao15 4 месяца назад +32

      Knowledge that apparently we’re all viltrumites

    • @YanoLBP
      @YanoLBP 4 месяца назад +10

      Especially the hearing loss....

    • @coshjosio5696
      @coshjosio5696 4 месяца назад

      7

    • @lumityviktuuristanartist4100
      @lumityviktuuristanartist4100 4 месяца назад +4

      Entertainment
      And losing your sanity

  • @turpal-alididaev6410
    @turpal-alididaev6410 2 месяца назад +4

    Vultures is out, where the review at???????

  • @TheRandomTurtle1313
    @TheRandomTurtle1313 3 месяца назад +12

    0:55 I heard the kids in Denmark get paid to go to school. And I still got 5 more years of learning the Pythagoras Theorem.

  • @Abyss_for_memes
    @Abyss_for_memes 4 месяца назад +232

    18:27 that cat on the zaza💀

  • @toei2
    @toei2 4 месяца назад +31

    “and I know half of you guys are unemployed,”. real shit💀

  • @lilde7003
    @lilde7003 3 месяца назад

    Last story got my JAW DROPPED

  • @YORICHII_1
    @YORICHII_1 19 дней назад +1

    That last man will never live life the same again 😭🙏

  • @TheMimiked
    @TheMimiked 4 месяца назад +141

    These confessions are getting crazier by the minute. I hope you're doing good Little D.

    • @alyssarichardson2544
      @alyssarichardson2544 4 месяца назад +9

      "Little D"... can't say I'd want that as a nickname lol