Rings Of Power Season 2 Will Be a DISASTER - Amazon Doubles Down on FAILURE

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  • Опубликовано: 21 янв 2024
  • SHOCKING NEWS! Insane plot rumors and a possible delay of The Rings of Power Season 2.
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  • @NickNapoli
    @NickNapoli 3 месяца назад +2428

    Looks like cringe is back on the menu boys.

    • @audan2006
      @audan2006 3 месяца назад

      Looks like cringe is back on the menu *girls*.

    • @michaelhart7569
      @michaelhart7569 3 месяца назад +34

      Hmmm...Yes.
      But Ungoliant as Goldberry is something so weird I'm almost interested.

    • @khigley117
      @khigley117 3 месяца назад +23

      REEEEEEEEEEEE! lmao

    • @klintmacnugget6688
      @klintmacnugget6688 3 месяца назад +13

      hahahahahaha

    • @Maxboun3204
      @Maxboun3204 3 месяца назад +14

      dope 😂😂😂

  • @georgehouliaras7239
    @georgehouliaras7239 3 месяца назад +5335

    I can't wait to see the origins of The Nine as the diverse lesbians queens that Tolkien always intended.

    • @willlane2388
      @willlane2388 3 месяца назад

      Hahahahahahahaha as the Witch Queen stabs Froda (

    • @innercynic2784
      @innercynic2784 3 месяца назад +165

      Don't give them any ideas

    • @MathsYknow
      @MathsYknow 3 месяца назад +237

      @@innercynic2784 Diverse lesbians whose weak will and hunger for power saw them corrupted? I think the writers would strongly prefer to claim that The Nine began as The Patriarchy, and postulate that if diverse lesbians had been the kings of men instead, there would be no ring wraiths today. :p

    • @paulmurgatroyd6372
      @paulmurgatroyd6372 3 месяца назад +122

      I would have had more respect for Amazon if they had given the money to charity, rather than piss it up this wall.

    • @harbl99
      @harbl99 3 месяца назад +57

      Oh no. The Nine are badmuns. That means that they were _definitely_ white men.

  • @PhattyBolger
    @PhattyBolger 3 месяца назад +683

    Several years ago, when I heard that Amazon was adapting Tolkien's work, I dreamt of a Silmarillion series. Now, I honestly hope and pray they never do it.

    • @Maladjester
      @Maladjester 3 месяца назад +12

      Honestly I'm surprised they went for another season of _Rings_ rather than that.

    • @bob-zi1eb
      @bob-zi1eb 3 месяца назад +3

      I love the fact that the showrunners/producers know that Rings of Power is so popular. They can troll these snowflakes by casting a man of Asian descent as Annatar. It's hilarious.

    • @christianh8999
      @christianh8999 3 месяца назад

      if you think ring of power is good, your either delusional or bad in taste.@@bob-zi1eb

    • @Don-Coyote-De-Transylvania
      @Don-Coyote-De-Transylvania 3 месяца назад +13

      Man, i was so happy when i heard years ago about amazon making the most expensive tv series ever about Tolkien's world. Then rings of power came out and oh boy...

    • @bob-zi1eb
      @bob-zi1eb 3 месяца назад +2

      @@Don-Coyote-De-Transylvania Yeah it is really good.

  • @GeraltofRivia22
    @GeraltofRivia22 3 месяца назад +336

    Its so, so ironic that Simon, Tolkien's grandson, is a weak man who threw his grandfather's work to ruin when Tolkien was contemplating a follow up to Lord of the Rings where Aragorn's grandson leads Gondor to decline.

    • @ericfiumano4694
      @ericfiumano4694 3 месяца назад

      American Democrats toxic wokism is way stronger than any single person.

    • @ynpavo
      @ynpavo 3 месяца назад +14

      that‘s the opposite of ironic

    • @VleesetendPlantje14
      @VleesetendPlantje14 3 месяца назад +21

      You mean hilariously mimetic? It’s life imitating art

    • @AlphaCentauri24
      @AlphaCentauri24 3 месяца назад +7

      Write the Estate a letter to shame them. 😅

    • @indy_go_blue6048
      @indy_go_blue6048 Месяц назад

      @@AlphaCentauri24 Why bother? Obviously, the gene pool is pretty shallow on Simon's end.

  • @johnalthor
    @johnalthor 3 месяца назад +1845

    Sales of Tolkien increased by 1000% after LOTR.
    Jackson's formula - honor Tolkien, follow the lore, and don't insert your own politics - clearly worked.
    Amazon's formula - contradict the lore, insert modern identity politics, and delete all negative reviews - has utterly failed.

    • @markmunroe-hz8rf
      @markmunroe-hz8rf 3 месяца назад +57

      I heard of the novels, but I didn't pay much attention.
      It was when the first movie came out that made me decide to buy and read the original trilogy.

    • @mragin
      @mragin 3 месяца назад +21

      I mean, not so much with the Hobbit, but at least real world politics were left out.

    • @cameronjones8641
      @cameronjones8641 3 месяца назад +69

      ​@mragin I'm no scholar but I am a bit of a LOTR nerd. I read the Hobbit at 9, LOTR at 10, The Silmarillion at 23 and have re-read all of them many, many times and although I recognised the changes that were made for the Hobbit films, I still enjoyed them. I didn't and will never watch Amazons pile of made up bullshit.

    • @garyg1705
      @garyg1705 3 месяца назад +26

      gotta love those ethnically diverse hobbits! bloody hell...

    • @mragin
      @mragin 3 месяца назад +14

      @@cameronjones8641 where they differed from each other and the books, I preferred the Rankin Bass animated Hobbit, particularly making the battle of 5 armies almost an afterthought instead of a 3 hour trudge.
      But I agree, I will never give RoP a moment of my viewing time, only the youtubers tearing it to shreds.

  • @amq6376
    @amq6376 3 месяца назад +851

    More excited for the reviews of this series than the release itself

    • @mar10ssj1
      @mar10ssj1 3 месяца назад +31

      Exactly. Can't wait to see Mauler, AZ, and Drinker wish for the sweet release of death as they watch "Rangs of Powa" for our amusement.

    • @nielsssg
      @nielsssg 3 месяца назад +5

      You guys get it

    • @SomeDude047
      @SomeDude047 3 месяца назад +2

      why?
      We all know how these reviews go. My advice (you didn't ask for)? Watch something you do, actually like, this is a waste of time.

    • @SomeDude047
      @SomeDude047 3 месяца назад

      you must be new they've been monetizing this shit for years@@mar10ssj1 gets old though. I prefer to back creators that actually make things, like in CG. Not whiney bitches who just reinforce what everyone already knows.

    • @mar10ssj1
      @mar10ssj1 3 месяца назад +16

      @@SomeDude047 Maybe, just maybe, he likes watching the reviews of the Shit Show that is "Rangs of Powa". Do you even know how many subs Gary has gotten because of his reviews of shit movies and films?

  • @elvenkind6072
    @elvenkind6072 3 месяца назад +153

    "My problem with the films were that Jackson was TOO FAITHFUL to the books, he kinda put TOO MUCH into it" - Simon Tolkien. That say's it all, doesn't it...? 😞

    • @gretimedgyesi5325
      @gretimedgyesi5325 2 месяца назад +9

      Why is it a problem? That Jackson masterized and conserved the story. He made the exact story on screen.
      I can not see it why is it a problem??

    • @cochorocks
      @cochorocks 2 месяца назад +10

      They must have paid him a fatttttt pay cheque. What a shame.

    • @mariussielcken
      @mariussielcken 2 месяца назад +12

      ​@@gretimedgyesi5325Simon's problem is that Tolkien is not woke.

    • @Ishaan_A
      @Ishaan_A Месяц назад +1

      ​@@gretimedgyesi5325it isn't a problem. Hell it resulted in a best picture Oscar for Return of the King.
      It's a problem for Simon, honestly I don't understand how idiotic someone can be.

    • @KpK1Cioby
      @KpK1Cioby 29 дней назад

      I mean they did the same with GoT and lotr, I was listening to the audio books or read the first book and it was like I was rewatching the movies. You should stay faithful to the original books but improve where you can. You can also realize that back in the days it was harder to imagine these things, nowadays we play video games that blow away even Tolkien, if Lotr came out today it wouldn't win any Oscars and maybe Warcraft movie wouldn't be such a flop (me and my Warcraft and one WoW friends, loved it)

  • @cyansorcerer6491
    @cyansorcerer6491 3 месяца назад +285

    Amazon getting the rights to the Silmarillion is honestly terrifying, I really don't wish to see another of Tolkien's great works defiled.

    • @bob-zi1eb
      @bob-zi1eb 3 месяца назад +1

      Why?

    • @cyansorcerer6491
      @cyansorcerer6491 3 месяца назад +35

      @@bob-zi1eb Look at how downright awful the rings of power is, therefore if amazon tried to make a show/movie inspired by the Silmarillion, we can assume that it would be equally trash.

    • @bob-zi1eb
      @bob-zi1eb 3 месяца назад +2

      @@cyansorcerer6491 How is it awful? I am a serious Lord of the Rings fan and I really enjoy it. The majority of people do not share your irrational, bigoted hatred.

    • @bob-zi1eb
      @bob-zi1eb 3 месяца назад

      @@cyansorcerer6491 Is your main concern a biracial actor being cast as an elf? Well get ready for Annatar being cast as an actor of Asian descent. Triggered yet? Snowflake.

    • @vinito19
      @vinito19 3 месяца назад +47

      ​​@@bob-zi1ebyou are a troll, you have to be

  • @knutini
    @knutini 3 месяца назад +305

    They’ve turned Sauron into a multitude of Scooby Doo villains. They’re gonna pull off a rubber mask in one episode.

    • @Sionnach1601
      @Sionnach1601 3 месяца назад +4

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @bob-zi1eb
      @bob-zi1eb 3 месяца назад +4

      Suaron was a shape shifter he has taken many forms including a serpent and were wolf.

    • @themetallicabg
      @themetallicabg 3 месяца назад +9

      Now he’ll change to a trans lesbian queen as well as a gay wolf

    • @Sionnach1601
      @Sionnach1601 3 месяца назад +5

      @@bob-zi1eb You're missing the point friend

    • @christopherwhite1648
      @christopherwhite1648 3 месяца назад +8

      Maybe pulling the mask off will reveal Kathleen Kennedy. 😂

  • @Superman77718
    @Superman77718 3 месяца назад +553

    I loved when Galadriel climbed ice rock, and said: "I'm too old for this shit". Pure cinematographic gem.

    • @Drak976
      @Drak976 3 месяца назад +13

      My favorite part is when the elves finally made it to shore and said we didn't land on Middle Earth. Middle Earth landed on us!

    • @Sionnach1601
      @Sionnach1601 3 месяца назад

      Eh...

    • @terrance08
      @terrance08 3 месяца назад

      14:51

    • @amadeusagripino6862
      @amadeusagripino6862 3 месяца назад +8

      I loved the part when Gally said "THERE'S A TEMPEST IN ME" and then farted as rotten as Jeff Bezos soul

    • @protozoanpro
      @protozoanpro 3 месяца назад +5

      I really loved when Galadriel said “oh no it’s Sauron and The Rings of Power” best part of the show

  • @Maladjester
    @Maladjester 3 месяца назад +58

    "It felt only natural that it should look like the real world." It's a place where giant spiders eat trees that are the Sun, where singing makes worlds, where wizards are real and elephants are a hundred feet tall and forests eat armies and people with the right ear shape live for ten thousand years and starlight goes in a bottle and living creatures can be on fire without dying. In a word.....huh??

    • @krawl04
      @krawl04 2 месяца назад

      I hear you brother. This was written by a White man for the White man only.

    • @Aufsammelkabbler
      @Aufsammelkabbler 2 месяца назад +2

      Yeah, my everyday life...absolutely...
      I always wanted that to be represented in television. Now I see myself in those despicable characters.
      Thruely uncomfortable.

  • @user-hp4wb7gj1n
    @user-hp4wb7gj1n 3 месяца назад +47

    Professor Tolkien in spinning in his grave so fast, they could generate electricity.

    • @skyblue_studios2991
      @skyblue_studios2991 2 месяца назад

      Tolkien is probably spinning in his grave over the lord of the rings movies

    • @user-gw6zw6oi7c
      @user-gw6zw6oi7c Месяц назад

      @skyblue_studios2991 go to the doctor you have cancer

    • @Silentpoppy
      @Silentpoppy Месяц назад

      just hook him up to some power lines and amazon has created infinite power.

  • @AnthologyOfDave
    @AnthologyOfDave 3 месяца назад +648

    Ya know that Ice Troll had a family. He had lived in that cave with his family for over 80 years when he found some elves creeping around his house unannounced in the middle of an ice storm, stealing his stuff.

    • @ASoberBear
      @ASoberBear 3 месяца назад +1

      Home owners : evil
      According to the left. 🙃

    • @worker-wf2em
      @worker-wf2em 3 месяца назад +94

      And then in under 10 seconds, it’s all over

    • @FrancJ5793
      @FrancJ5793 3 месяца назад

      Did I mention that took place in the 2nd age?

    • @Halfort57
      @Halfort57 3 месяца назад +22

      For a troll house, it sure was bafflingly clean

    • @AnndenMark
      @AnndenMark 3 месяца назад +44

      @@Halfort57. That’s pretty racist.

  • @irishsage2459
    @irishsage2459 3 месяца назад +267

    Can't wait to see Morgoth in his yellow boots and blue jacket, going around singing "Ring a ding dillio" while corrupting elves into orcs and doing evil.... Rhyming all through it about the beauty of the river woman's daughter, Ungoliant.

    • @Blisterdude123
      @Blisterdude123 3 месяца назад +32

      I think that's such a stupid theory. Calling it fanfiction is right. Eventually people really need to accept that Tom Bombadil and Goldberry were an author's indulgence of Tolkien's, a little cutaway, a nod to himself and his love of story and song, and his beloved wife and her passion for nature. Really, that's it, that's who and what they are. I don't 'need' more of an explanation than that.

    • @reallylionbastard
      @reallylionbastard 3 месяца назад

      OLD MORGOTH WAS A JOLLY FELLOW!

    • @porcine83
      @porcine83 3 месяца назад +3

      This guy gets it. 😄

    • @ziephel-6780
      @ziephel-6780 3 месяца назад +14

      @@Blisterdude123 In this regard, to make Melkor and Ungoliant be the self-insert of Tolkien and his wife, is borderline insulting.

    • @janmajer4662
      @janmajer4662 3 месяца назад +9

      @@ziephel-6780 That idea is so terrible and insulting that it's actually absolutely hillarious 😂😂😂

  • @BillZebubproductions
    @BillZebubproductions 3 месяца назад +124

    As for the "We want it to reflect the world as it is today" do those people not know that Fantasy is escaping any world as it is?

    • @samblack5313
      @samblack5313 3 месяца назад +24

      The purpose was to destroy things men love, so there is no escape from activism.

    • @hieratics
      @hieratics 3 месяца назад +8

      And then they say: "alright, if it is fantasy and scapism, then doesn't matter to have a multiethnic cast, and woman as powerful as man etc". For them is all or nothing, no need of logic to worldbuild.

    • @rpgadventurer32
      @rpgadventurer32 3 месяца назад +15

      It's also a lie, because what they push does NOT reflect the modern world in which we live in, it reflects the very narrow "world" the writers live in, in their echo chamber.

    • @pheunithpsychic-watertype9881
      @pheunithpsychic-watertype9881 3 месяца назад +4

      ​@@rpgadventurer32it certainly doesn't reflect third world and homogenous countries

    • @mustbetheSUN
      @mustbetheSUN 3 месяца назад +1

      This! This is what gets me. It's literally the genre that people go to in order to escape the real world for a while. And it's Tolkien! Arguably one of the fathers, if not THE father of the entire modern subculture around the fantasy genre. Before his work inspired so many more related circles, a lot of people had no outlet from the troubles of society. You know what they had? Depression. And judgement, probably. You'd have to be an idiot to miss why his work is so loved, and definitely should not be adapting any sort of media.

  • @anonnymouse2402
    @anonnymouse2402 3 месяца назад +71

    Just remember, no matter how bad things get, they can always get worse.

    • @christopherwhite1648
      @christopherwhite1648 3 месяца назад +3

      Especially when you put a chick in it and make it more lame.

    • @paulmurgatroyd6372
      @paulmurgatroyd6372 3 месяца назад

      Probably when the 25th anniversary remaster of this is released.

  • @ArwenUndomiel406
    @ArwenUndomiel406 3 месяца назад +251

    It's absolutely mental that entertainment has gotten THIS bad.

    • @rexmandrake4182
      @rexmandrake4182 3 месяца назад +34

      It perfectly reflects world around us.

    • @Beardshire
      @Beardshire 3 месяца назад +18

      It's what happens when you think you know better than the creator.

    • @samblack5313
      @samblack5313 3 месяца назад +38

      Not entertainment… propaganda.

    • @ajschraufnagel
      @ajschraufnagel 3 месяца назад

      Like the USA, this entertainment has been mediocre'd by diversity. Nothing good comes from blackwashing

    • @Fuffffuf
      @Fuffffuf 3 месяца назад +6

      But it's also good thing, I now spend more time exercising my body and my mind then watching TV shows and movies because most suck.

  • @sidaly4399
    @sidaly4399 3 месяца назад +327

    I cant believe this is happening to Lord of the rings and Tolkien' legacy. Absolutely heart breaking.

    • @JustAnArrogantAlien
      @JustAnArrogantAlien 3 месяца назад +24

      Gatekeep like crazy. They have no right to rewrite Tolkien’s creation like this.

    • @wojciechkopec9728
      @wojciechkopec9728 3 месяца назад +25

      All this woke s..t is happening to all our beloved movie franchises

    • @sidaly4399
      @sidaly4399 3 месяца назад

      @wojciechkopec9728 absolutely right, woke culture has taken over America and is slowly moving to Europe. But we will not let it happen here.

    • @echo-ip3mv
      @echo-ip3mv 3 месяца назад +15

      What's happening ? Everythings fine , we got 3 awesome movies and some nice video games like BFME 1 and 2 plus an awesome community of fans producing lore accurate mods .
      Yeah , the Hobbit trilogy was ...problematic at best , but at least some mods did bring cool stuff to the table in games, plus adding the "Song of Durin"(by "Clamavi De Profundis")wich would never have been a thing otherwise.
      Nothing happening/happend to our beloved franchises.
      There is no Star Wars disneylogie and sequels to episode 6, except of course Heir of the Empire , and Shadow of the Empire novels/comics.
      There is no sequels to Terminator 2.
      There is no prequels to Alien, because who would be dumb enough to even dare doing something that stupid ?
      There is no sequel to Indiana Jones 3.
      There is no sequels/prequels/reboot/retcon to Jurrasic Park III, and god bless , that one was already too much
      And so on and so forth...
      See? All good !
      To me , everything else is just degenerate fan fic wich is non canon , and because of this , I refuse to even care of it/consider it to be more than what it is in reality :Nothing
      It does simply not exist.

    • @SF-eo6xf
      @SF-eo6xf 3 месяца назад +2

      just have a laugh with it. You still have the trilogies.

  • @sirfishalot6782
    @sirfishalot6782 3 месяца назад +67

    i am just curious who in the writing room looked at how this show was recieved and was like "hell yes, they love it, lets make another season"

    • @Maladjester
      @Maladjester 3 месяца назад +14

      All of them did. You think dissenting voices are allowed in their safe space?

    • @keikun145
      @keikun145 3 месяца назад

      They see the complaints and say oh man the fans love season 1 let's keep going!!

    • @paulmurgatroyd6372
      @paulmurgatroyd6372 3 месяца назад +3

      I'm more surprised that the writing room still has anyone in it.

    • @tonymullaney626
      @tonymullaney626 3 месяца назад +1

      It's more that they are contracted for 5 seasons of 8
      But their delusion runs deep

    • @chargingrhino5636
      @chargingrhino5636 Месяц назад

      Clearly, nobody on the production staff has read a single word of Tolkien's works.

  • @arizona_anime_fan
    @arizona_anime_fan 3 месяца назад +245

    My favorite part in the Silmarillion was when ambiguously diverse Sauron handed the one ring to purple haired female sauron (fem-ron) while she scissored with Galadriel as Celeborn watched in the corner with a leash around his neck; and said "the one ring. it's absolutely perfect" to which femron replied "It will be when it fits a woman"; and then Celeborn stood up and applauded with tears streaming down his face.

    • @NoNameNoWhere
      @NoNameNoWhere 3 месяца назад

      I really hope they add some disabled trans women of color in wheelchairs to fight off the orcs.
      That way, I can feel empowered enough to something something girl boss, because I identify as mentally unstable and incapable.

    • @samblack5313
      @samblack5313 3 месяца назад +22

      Thanks.. now I’m crying too.

    • @svante1994
      @svante1994 3 месяца назад +7

      😂

    • @Crimea_River
      @Crimea_River 3 месяца назад +26

      I'm a little offended by lack of diversity. They could have at least included a black transwoman hobbit.

    • @bob-zi1eb
      @bob-zi1eb 3 месяца назад

      God you people are pathetic. These comment sections and videos are ripe for trolling but reading this crap just makes me feel depressed. Why don't you go and review bomb rings power on rotten tomatoes. White men are the victims! What a waste of time.

  • @robvegas9354
    @robvegas9354 3 месяца назад +460

    Cate Blanchett was incredible and truly iconic as Galadriel. The opening narration in Fellowship of the rings still sends a chill, it is pitch perfect and sets to tone straight away. And when the gang meet her in person she is wise, beautiful, powerful and for a split second terrifying all in a couple of minutes of screen time. What an amazing performance. That trilogy of movies is like the concorde plane or bugatti veyron of film and human achievement of how something can be timeless and truly great.

    • @johnwerkheiser5555
      @johnwerkheiser5555 3 месяца назад +12

      She was my favorite character in the films, and like you said, had very little screen time. She, more than all other actors, fit my vision of her from the books.

    • @MeanOldLady
      @MeanOldLady 3 месяца назад +2

      I didn't like her that much. She seemed too forced - like a Satanist pretending to be a Christian or a Marxissist pretending to be normal.
      She just wasn't natural, just a pedestal prop with no real character, soul or power - just a pretty trinket to be gawked at by equally soulless manlets.
      The other male elves weren't held to the same standards except Legolas & even then, he came across as awkward - which is perfectly fine because he's a young character.
      Galadriel's an elderly matron. If it had been acceptable, Michelle Yeoh could've pulled her off as she did with Shu Lien in Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon.
      There are very, very few, inspiring, western actresses that have a natural power & grace required for such a role, sadly.

    • @Raminmarciano
      @Raminmarciano 3 месяца назад +4

      That happens when a team of people make something with actual love and give it their all. Compared to whatever the hell they did with ring's of power.
      Throwing money at it and hoping some would stick

    • @brianp6859
      @brianp6859 3 месяца назад +4

      "Victory was at hand. But the power of The Ring, could not be undone." So many chills

    • @occamsblunderbuss7920
      @occamsblunderbuss7920 3 месяца назад +5

      The Rings of Power Galadriel has one super power: She turns men into misogynists.

  • @SomeNativeOfficial
    @SomeNativeOfficial 3 месяца назад +422

    Amazon “we will be including the character that is the embodiment of evil this season”
    Also Amazon “it felt only natural to reflect what the world actually looks like” “so we made the character an East Indian” 👏🏼

    • @thespyingeyeofmordor
      @thespyingeyeofmordor 3 месяца назад +41

      Kek, Mordor is located in the Ganges.
      No wonder the Ganges is poisoned!

    • @greypilgrim228
      @greypilgrim228 3 месяца назад +24

      @@thespyingeyeofmordorall that shit running into it from the sewers and people crapping in it and others bathing in it further down stream, ye you bet it's poisoned lol! Mind you, India's towns and cities aren't much better when they have designated crapping streets rather than any proper sanitation.

    • @CurzonEve
      @CurzonEve 3 месяца назад

      I think this is too funny. HERE IS WHAT THE EMBODIMENT OF EVIL LOOKS LIKE: AN INDIAN MAN. Everyone who gets scam calls is laughing.

    • @ravenmad9225
      @ravenmad9225 3 месяца назад +11

      Obviously a reference to Islam.

    • @Langley_Ackerman19
      @Langley_Ackerman19 3 месяца назад +6

      ​@@ravenmad9225We'll they're not wrong there.

  • @alianablue
    @alianablue 3 месяца назад +21

    I literally yelled "no!" at 6:27. You CAN NOT make a live-action of the song of the Ainur! It's literally the SONG OF CREATION, you can't fucking have some performers on screen singing and do anything other than a mockery of the event. It's NOT SUPPOSED TO BE REALISTIC IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM!!
    These fuckers are literally on a mission to find just how far you can push a fandom before the cops need to be called in for the aftermath.

    • @Maladjester
      @Maladjester 3 месяца назад +3

      I'm picturing a smoking wasteland where not a single brick sits atop another. Cops ain't gonna be enough.

    • @ledarbyromeo9667
      @ledarbyromeo9667 2 месяца назад

      ​@@MaladjesterIt'll be done as an abstract flashback. perhaps in stop animation.

    • @chargingrhino5636
      @chargingrhino5636 Месяц назад

      The only solution - and near as I can tell, it IS the only solution - is to pretend it never happened. I don't know any filmmaker who is up to the task of adapting The Ainulindale. Tolkien, himself, was singularly able to capture the ineffable mystery in words. Nothing else in literature comes close to it, and the infantile narcissists at Amazon are no JRR Tolkien. They will destroy it in favor of political correctness, which I suspect has been the goal all along.

  • @gicousinjoe6199
    @gicousinjoe6199 3 месяца назад +28

    "The Rings of Power" is the TV equivalent of that infamous Jesus fresco botch-up in Spain. Just like that lady, who enthusiastically but cluelessly turned a revered Jesus painting into a laughable blob, the creators of this show have desecrated Tolkien's legacy. With a blend of overzealous cluelessness and artistic butchery, they've reduced a revered saga to a mockery, proving that some masterpieces should be off-limits to those who can't differentiate between a paintbrush and a sledgehammer.

    • @MarijuanaSlim
      @MarijuanaSlim 3 месяца назад +1

      100% it must have been done purposely. All part of a agenda
      Like Alex Jones says it’s a war for your mind

    • @0428733
      @0428733 3 месяца назад +5

      Tha old lady at least had good intentions

  • @RaydeusMX
    @RaydeusMX 3 месяца назад +359

    I hope Amazon releases this series asap. Not because I'd be dumb enough to watch it (or pay for Prime) but because the videos on youtube roasting it will be orders of magnitude more fun to watch.

    • @peger
      @peger 3 месяца назад +3

      So true :D

    • @morph611
      @morph611 3 месяца назад +5

      This was the real content

    • @bindusaraamitaraghata9420
      @bindusaraamitaraghata9420 3 месяца назад +2

      True that

    • @oleksandrhedz
      @oleksandrhedz 3 месяца назад +1

      I have the same thoughts!

    • @alberto5770
      @alberto5770 3 месяца назад +3

      Absolutely, I refuse to even hate watching most woke crap but instead get hours of fun with my trusted RUclipsrs; coincidentally I am quite sure none will be in rotten tomatoes getting 50$ a review.

  • @The_Laughing_Cavalier
    @The_Laughing_Cavalier 3 месяца назад +516

    I can't wait for the scene where Galadriel says "Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho."

    • @lawjef
      @lawjef 3 месяца назад +13

      The rings of power is the best Xmas movie. Discuss...

    • @fleximick
      @fleximick 3 месяца назад +22

      I can't wait until she says "It's Elfin Time!"

    • @Lonovavir
      @Lonovavir 3 месяца назад +18

      The best part is when she says "It's MG42 time" and kills all the Jem'Hadar winning the 94th Hunger Game and becoming Chief Justice of Mega City One. That's Judge Galadriel!!!!

    • @shadowbeast2276
      @shadowbeast2276 3 месяца назад +5

      She kills everyone who stands in her way & claims the one ring for herself😅

    • @LumiVit
      @LumiVit 3 месяца назад +3

      @@shadowbeast2276and becomes the great leader… 😂

  • @kozmabalazs
    @kozmabalazs 2 месяца назад +8

    I literally spent thousands of euros purchasing concert tickets to live orchestra cinema shows in several countries across Europe, purchasing paintings and audiobooks of LOTR, and yet, I haven't seen a single minute of this amazon shitshow. I'm proud of myself.

  • @toadkiller4475
    @toadkiller4475 3 месяца назад +14

    If anyone hasn’t figured it out yet. They aren’t actually trying to make a good show or tell a good story. They could care less. They are activists and their goal is to take beloved masculine franchises and destroy them. The latest show for this to happen to was true detective season 4. I can’t even begin to tell you.. they made sure to tie it into season 1 in an attempt to ruin season 1 because that was the most successful season that feminists hated. They know that they will still make enough money to continue the process because people who loved the books, previous movies, previous seasons will still tune in with hope. We should essentially all boycott watching any new shows and have a small group of people watch and decide whether it is woke garbage or not.

  • @joshuaprets2044
    @joshuaprets2044 3 месяца назад +320

    The slo-mo video of "Guy-Ladrielle" on that horse is so goddamned funny.
    It's baffling how anyone could watch that and think "We nailed it".

    • @rossburney8713
      @rossburney8713 3 месяца назад +19

      Had a co-worker who liked the show (don't know how) and even he was making fun of that sequence

    • @kaizokujimbei143
      @kaizokujimbei143 3 месяца назад +12

      They did nail it.... to the Cross.

    • @marcogenovesi8570
      @marcogenovesi8570 3 месяца назад

      @@rossburney8713 I've got news for you: that means he's ghey

    • @YouilAushana
      @YouilAushana 3 месяца назад +3

      Clearly people who don't know what 'it' is!

    • @Colonel_RamRod
      @Colonel_RamRod 3 месяца назад

      @@rossburney8713whoa. I’ve literally heard nothing good about the show. This is legit the first time since it’s came out for me 😂

  • @houseofthegoldenflower3534
    @houseofthegoldenflower3534 3 месяца назад +62

    Does anyone else feel proud for not watching a single second of that steamy pile of garbage?

    • @leedobson
      @leedobson 3 месяца назад +13

      Me too ! I don't have Amazon prime and wouldn't even pirate this bogus dogshit

    • @Mark-in8ju
      @Mark-in8ju 3 месяца назад +1

      11:34 Why was he not fired on sight!?!?

    • @loganfeeney4265
      @loganfeeney4265 3 месяца назад +1

      why watch trash when you can watch the critical role animated series

    • @ShadowAngel606
      @ShadowAngel606 Месяц назад

      @@loganfeeney4265 So you actually know what you're hating. If you don't watch it, you don't know why it is bad and just parrotting what a youtuber says isn't any better than the behaviour of the woke crowd. I watched 2 1/2 episodes of this disaster, it's not even just the casting that is bad, the writing, the dialogue, the skyrim looking CGI, the laughable "Omg! that guy has been sauron all along"-reveal that not only was badly done but it was so obvious right from the start that the reveal just fell flat, there's so much wrong with the show, it's actually incredible.

    • @loganfeeney4265
      @loganfeeney4265 Месяц назад

      so i should hate watch it like twilight? whoever your ad agency is they are not paying you enough.@@ShadowAngel606

  • @MarkusScott1977
    @MarkusScott1977 3 месяца назад +44

    Having Simon Tolkien involved is about as reassuring as having Rod Roddenberry on Bad Reboot Star Trek.

  • @thenewHBK
    @thenewHBK 3 месяца назад +34

    That Nazgul scream at 12:20 was genius 🤣

  • @bloodrunsclear
    @bloodrunsclear 3 месяца назад +203

    This is like if they made a prequel to Harry Potter
    And we learned Professor MacGonagall was actually an assassin in her youth who had a fling with Hitler.

    • @Lonovavir
      @Lonovavir 3 месяца назад +22

      The YA version would have her in a love quadrangle with a young Hitler, Stalin and Mao. You know what they say about women going for bad boys (all those Team young Snow remarks).

    • @bloodrunsclear
      @bloodrunsclear 3 месяца назад +11

      @@Lonovavir Stalin-San! You had so much potential to be good! Why have you turned to the Dark Side of History? O_O

    • @SturdyV
      @SturdyV 3 месяца назад +11

      I always got the feeling that MacGonagall got into some hijinks as a child

    • @bloodrunsclear
      @bloodrunsclear 3 месяца назад +13

      @@SturdyV True, but I don't think they involved leading armies and seducing dark lords...

    • @kaizokujimbei143
      @kaizokujimbei143 3 месяца назад +1

      @@bloodrunsclear I chuckled.

  • @thecornerkid402
    @thecornerkid402 3 месяца назад +449

    I showed my 7 and 6 year olds LOTR this past Christmas. They loved it. The 7 year old ADORES the Hobbit and has listened to the Andy Serkis audiobook at least 10 times. His reaction to the opening when Gollum finds the ring and my son realized the implications was absolutely priceless. I will cherish it for years.

    • @kodama44
      @kodama44 3 месяца назад +21

      Good Parent!

    • @brycethomas8864
      @brycethomas8864 3 месяца назад +54

      Please don’t show them the Rings of Power, it is your duty as their parent to protect them

    • @willzer6915
      @willzer6915 3 месяца назад +7

      Love that! Can't wait for my kids to be a a little older so I can show them some classic movies and hopefully in turn, get the same reactions.

    • @regonik
      @regonik 3 месяца назад +8

      We watched / read the Hobbit with my 6 years daughter. She fell in love with Thorin, and when he died, she cried that this book was too cruel for her age😂
      However before that, we watched the Trilogy, and she had no issues with heads being thrown around 😂

    • @TheSuperappelflap
      @TheSuperappelflap 3 месяца назад +6

      6 years old is a bit young for that story and the amount of graphic violence in those movies mate.

  • @roboslug7582
    @roboslug7582 3 месяца назад +7

    Okay, here's what they need to do. Unveil a backstory where Gandalf and Sauron are both gay and they used to date back in Valinor, but Gandalf forgot when his memory got blocked and that's why Sauron is so mad. Then, come up with some sort of completely original, totally-not-a-copy-of-Star-Wars, explanation of why the Elves are magical, maybe some kind of microscopic particle called, I don't know, perhaps "mithril-chlorians". And then reveal that Galadriel has the highest mithril-chlorian count in history. That would be such an amazing story!

    • @gretimedgyesi5325
      @gretimedgyesi5325 2 месяца назад

      The elves were taking the res pilss from Matrix to be immortal, as I've heard.

  • @odin741
    @odin741 3 месяца назад +4

    If they now have the Silmarillion- then they no longer have a single excuse to not film it as it was written by Tolkien!!!!!

  • @jumblestiltskin1365
    @jumblestiltskin1365 3 месяца назад +304

    The definition of madness is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result.

    • @chasehedges6775
      @chasehedges6775 3 месяца назад +1

      Exactly

    • @breakshot7451
      @breakshot7451 3 месяца назад +8

      and the biggest madness is, that it seems, that there is still money laying around to make such bs

    • @zachhughes9149
      @zachhughes9149 3 месяца назад +3

      Are you referring to Amazon or the people watching it?

    • @petkokrushev3840
      @petkokrushev3840 3 месяца назад

      in Bulgaria it's the definition of an Idiot

    • @sadomars2446
      @sadomars2446 3 месяца назад +1

      No it’s not. 🙄

  • @MAegcuru
    @MAegcuru 3 месяца назад +64

    That theory of melkor and ungoliant being Tom bombadil and goldberry blew my mind. I have never heard such an asinine thing in all my life when the pair being as fair apart as they are.

    • @chazzitz-wh4ly
      @chazzitz-wh4ly 3 месяца назад +12

      This is the first time I’ve heard of it and find it really hard to believe that is a fan theory. I am of the opinion that those people who come up with theories, are usually really intelligent and lore educated people to make those guesses. That theory is too dumb to have come from anyone with respect for the material.

    • @peteg475
      @peteg475 3 месяца назад +8

      At this point I'm convinced it's an excuse they use in the writer's room: "Where'd this idea come from? ....Oh, It's a fan theory, we might want to go with it." When, in actuality, no fan ever said such a thing. It was their own dumb idea, but they won't take ownership of it.

    • @aleksander8497
      @aleksander8497 3 месяца назад +2

      Indeed. Tom bombadil is the definition of benevolent. Makes absolutely NO sense to compare the two.

    • @whitbyabbey4830
      @whitbyabbey4830 3 месяца назад +10

      And how is Tom Bombadil and Goldberrys lifestyle a punishment of any kind?

    • @petriew2018
      @petriew2018 3 месяца назад +2

      i've heard it, but only from the kind of pop culture tourists who will say anything just to fit in. It's usually the last you ever hear of them in the Tolkien space after it gets explained to them that Morgoth is chained away beyond the stars as punishment for what he did and will remain there until the final age of Middle Earth... Tolkien actually wrote that, so there is no arguing what he really meant by it.

  • @blacksheep9505
    @blacksheep9505 3 месяца назад +17

    Damn Russian Lord of the Rings looks 10x better than RoP.

  • @rayraysphone
    @rayraysphone 3 месяца назад +5

    A hot wing stand called Wings of Power located in the Amazon parking lot would make more money

  • @bri_____
    @bri_____ 3 месяца назад +56

    That clip of Peter Jackson explaining the importance of professor tolkein, & the key themes of the lord of the rings.
    All of that would fly right over the head of the activists at Amazon.
    They don't even understand what they hate.

    • @mrcliff3709
      @mrcliff3709 3 месяца назад +3

      You thankthe dumbing down of education.

  • @thisisfyne
    @thisisfyne 3 месяца назад +75

    The good news for us, the audience, is that we're under no obligation to acknowledge the existence of this show.

    • @metooXL
      @metooXL 3 месяца назад +5

      I know it's hard to believe she felled an ice troll but she did. In under 10 seconds

    • @PaulBrown-fp6ug
      @PaulBrown-fp6ug 3 месяца назад +2

      I hope they spend another Billion dollars on this upcoming bilge 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @mirceazaharia2094
      @mirceazaharia2094 3 месяца назад

      Rings of Power be like:
      "One Neuron to find them all, and in the darkness bind them."
      This is the single solitary braincell shared amongst everyone responsible for this mess.
      Once that braincell goes, they're finished.

  • @amazingkris
    @amazingkris 3 месяца назад +11

    "...pissing in a corner..."
    I almost had a heart attack laughing.

  • @Dwiimor
    @Dwiimor 3 месяца назад +11

    Finishing a show without the showrunners have to be a strong indicator of how easily their job can be done by someone elses position....

  • @robertmoog3
    @robertmoog3 3 месяца назад +176

    Something you forgot to mention about your watching of Return of the King..
    A woman defeated the big bad on the Pelennor Fields and it wasn't cringe. It's an epic moment and the whole story didn't have to be written around it for it to happen

    • @MMCUSN
      @MMCUSN 3 месяца назад +23

      The Houses of the Healing was left out I think it was important to see how the Faramir, Éowyn and Merry suffered and sacrificed in the battle of the Pelennor Fields. As Aragorn said, "Alas, she was pitted against a foe beyond her mind and body. And those that shall take a weapon to such an enemy must be sterner than steel, if the very shock shall not destroy them".
      Not having that scene lessened the act of sheer heroism of Éowyn and of Merry.

    • @sgtmac110
      @sgtmac110 3 месяца назад +9

      @@MMCUSNthe extended edition has them recovering in the house of healing. I agree for the full picture of Tolkiens work you need it but I understand why Jackson cut it for the theatrical release.

    • @sgtmac110
      @sgtmac110 3 месяца назад +1

      @@MMCUSNthe theatrical release also shows her milking her wounds as she talks to Theodin but if you didn’t know she was wounded it just looks like she’s tired.

    • @pedrohenrique-et3fs
      @pedrohenrique-et3fs 3 месяца назад +1

      and i wanted that boss fight to last at least 5 minutes

    • @Low-Key123
      @Low-Key123 3 месяца назад +4

      It was cringe. We all cringed in the cinema when it happened.

  • @tskwerl
    @tskwerl 3 месяца назад +199

    They angered me in the first episode when they didn't even mention that Ungoliant was the one who drained the trees. But, I thought to myself, "Stick with it. Maybe it gets better. They don't have the rights to some of the material." Then, I keep saying to myself, "Where the hell is Celeborn? Where are their children?" I finally tapped out when they had the episode I like to call, "They took our jobs!" You know the one. Where there's almost a riot in the market. Because there's exactly one elf on the whole island. *One* elf.

    • @vincentb2175
      @vincentb2175 3 месяца назад +13

      She was just so industrious that it threatened them immediately into bankruptcy because Numinorians are very fragile…

    • @rpgadventurer32
      @rpgadventurer32 3 месяца назад +34

      @@vincentb2175 But it also makes no sense if you read the lore about Numenor and the relationship they had with the elves. It makes no sense together with all other aspects of the show. The forced LA diversity in the show - whether in Numenor or amongst the elves, the hobbits or the dwarves, and whether with the illogical multiculturalism in the villages of humans in "Mordor" - that shouldn't be there - and the populations of humans in the southern parts and the eastern parts of ME who should be the Easterlings and Haradrim, but they are not there because these populations - that are based in the history of Europe being invaded from the south and the east during the middle ages and in subsequent centuries are all "problematic" according to the moronic American showrunners. This show is the absolutely worst kind of cultural appropriation. This is a European and English mythology and was created with that intent by Tolkien.

    • @rpgadventurer32
      @rpgadventurer32 3 месяца назад +23

      The ridiculous, forced "LA diverse" and Americanized cast should have been the first thing to anger you, because that was what showed that they never had the intention to create an authentic adaptation of Tolkien's works. They wanted to subvert his works and culturally appropriate them from the very start.

    • @matiasluukkanen7718
      @matiasluukkanen7718 3 месяца назад +6

      Especially as elves certainly did not want to live among humans as they either preferred solitude or company of their own kind, and they would be puzzled about the idea of having a 24/7 job. Elves will never certainly seek to integrate into human society and never felt the need to.
      Elf master smith is better than any human could ever be in the craft, true, but elvish motive is to make things for the beauty of the thing itself, not to sell it and profit.
      Much more reasonable - though still pretty foolish - would be to say that dwarven merchants can hold unhealthy monopoly in regards of certain precious metals.

    • @occasional-dabbler
      @occasional-dabbler 3 месяца назад +9

      I knew it was trash when the opening monologue broke canon more times than I can count on one hand. I struggled through a couple of more episodes, but I'm too old for that. Like hitting oneself with a hammer, it felt so good when I stopped.

  • @galad5173
    @galad5173 3 месяца назад +8

    Amazon also pulled the same treatment on the Wheel of Time show. Utterly destroyed the work of Jordan.

  • @Contraltissimo
    @Contraltissimo 3 месяца назад +5

    I once saw an _animated gif_ of Fingon debating with himself whether or not to kill Maedhros. It couldn't have had more than 20 frames.
    That gif had more heart than anything you are describing to me here from the Amazoo.

  • @WartimeConsigliere
    @WartimeConsigliere 3 месяца назад +96

    4chan can be hit or miss with their leaks, but when they hit it's usually spot on. The Tolkien scholar describing these plot points as "garbage fan theory" really hits the mark for Rings of Power perfectly. That makes it completely believable.

    • @Olebull93
      @Olebull93 3 месяца назад +3

      What Amazon does isn’t thinking outside the box so much as stealing the box and hitting their opponents with it until they stop moving.

  • @Tsaks1978
    @Tsaks1978 3 месяца назад +79

    Celeborn presumed dead? Sauron inpersonating Celeborn so he can be with Galadriel again? Real Celeborn finally returing just when fake Celeborn and Galadriel are rekindling their realationship? Did Amazon secretly hired writers from Days Of Our Lives?😉

    • @samblack5313
      @samblack5313 3 месяца назад +8

      😂😂😂

    • @peteg475
      @peteg475 3 месяца назад

      Sounds like a ripoff of Excalibur, where Uther commands Merlin to disguise him as Igraine's dead husband, so he can have sex with her.

    • @user-if1ki6rn5u
      @user-if1ki6rn5u 3 месяца назад +14

      Ha, bonus points if real Celeborn bumped his head and has amnesia!

    • @alberto5770
      @alberto5770 3 месяца назад

      ​@@user-if1ki6rn5ubonus bonus points if the real Celeborn wanks in the corner watching her trying to seduce Sauron while he keeps on playing WOW (horde, of course) on a games console.

    • @cornpoop
      @cornpoop 3 месяца назад

      Sound like a plot for NTR - Netorare of The Ring

  • @SittingBull99
    @SittingBull99 3 месяца назад +4

    Tom and Goldberry were Melkor and Ungoliant all along!? What ... the ... .absolute ... total ... ? Words fail me ...

  • @terrancetoth4363
    @terrancetoth4363 3 месяца назад +3

    Arise, arise, Riders of Théoden!
    spear shall be shaken, shield shall be splintered,
    a sword-day, a red day, ere the sun rises!
    Ride now, ride now, ride! Ride for ruin and the world's ending!
    Death! Death! Death!
    Forth Eorlingas!

  • @davidbraccini4770
    @davidbraccini4770 3 месяца назад +204

    The real question is for how long Amazon can keep losing money over expensive tv shows that spit on the creator’s face and that have a 63% viewership drop from the first to final episode?

    • @lawjef
      @lawjef 3 месяца назад +9

      The answer is simple: how many extra prime subs does it generate? Lots. For reasons passing understanding, the show was widely panned, views were awful, but prime subs surfed. Go figure

    • @GigglingStoners
      @GigglingStoners 3 месяца назад +17

      Forever. This is a drop in the bucket for them.

    • @chongli3007
      @chongli3007 3 месяца назад +13

      NOT ABOUT MONEY FFS!!!

    • @ZeldasMask
      @ZeldasMask 3 месяца назад +4

      They can lose ALOT Amazon makes millions a week

    • @GH-ub7qz
      @GH-ub7qz 3 месяца назад

      as long as people keep buying the Chinese junk they sell

  • @LeanBack_HaveASnack_TakeANap
    @LeanBack_HaveASnack_TakeANap 3 месяца назад +298

    Still waiting for the Sympathy for Shelob episode where it explains how a male spider had done her dirty thousands of years ago, turning her into a bitter, old web spinning spinster

    • @kaizokujimbei143
      @kaizokujimbei143 3 месяца назад +30

      She was widowed long ago when her ex-husband tripped and fell while on a walk with his young mistress. Shelob will also be played by a black woman. You could say, she will play the role of a.... black widow....

    • @minatodroger7890
      @minatodroger7890 3 месяца назад +5

      Or the tragedy of her mother the ungoliant

    • @samblack5313
      @samblack5313 3 месяца назад

      “A long time ago, toxic straight white men came into her humble home. After attempting peaceful resolutions, she had no other choice but to defend herself…”

    • @theabyss769
      @theabyss769 3 месяца назад +4

      not to mention a the daddy issues

    • @Baiyu83
      @Baiyu83 3 месяца назад +4

      Actually... in the game Shadow of War (which is the sequel to the game Shadows of Mordor) Shelob is:
      "A Great Spider and daughter of Ungoliant, Shelob was among the original residents of Mordor and remained there even after Sauron made it his domain. For a long time, she was the "pet" and lover of the Dark Lord, until he cast her aside and forced her into the mountains. Since that day, the distraught Shelob sought to take revenge on Sauron and paid no heed to his demands, letting her brood spread beyond Cirith Ungol..."
      (-- quote is from the Middle Earth: Shadow of War Wiki)
      P.S.: Oh, and she can assume a human form in the game, I guess that's also important in the context :)

  • @aldunlop4622
    @aldunlop4622 3 месяца назад +4

    WHY in heaven's name would making a Tolkien show leading ANYONE in their right fucking mind to think that it should "reflect the world we live in"? It's a Mythical Fantasy world that has NOTHING to do with the world we live in! It's an epic tale of an ENTIRELY made-up world. A fantasy world that was specifically and meticulously crafted by a literary genius that Millions, maybe a BILLION people worldwide love, JUST LIKE IT WAS WRITTEN!!!

  • @posterchild8486
    @posterchild8486 3 месяца назад +98

    I believe the whole point of making the series so badly is to keep people from ever wanting to look at the source material. These folks detest goodness, truth and beauty. They don't mind looking incompetent as long as it accomplishes the above purpose.

    • @creatrixZBD
      @creatrixZBD 3 месяца назад +3

      Do you think that was the secret plan with Robyn Hood? I’m mystified how something that wouldn’t pass middle school drama class standard actually got up.

    • @arebee9024
      @arebee9024 3 месяца назад +3

      why would someone do such a thing? What kind of person would be heavily involved in hollywood AND also want to destroy culture/history?

  • @eberezay
    @eberezay 3 месяца назад +52

    The best thing about the rings of power was my discovery of Nerdodic and everyone. I thought I was alone thinking something was up with this show before it came out and now I'm not sad watching it. Thanks!

  • @NormieNerddom
    @NormieNerddom 3 месяца назад +65

    I actually have a friend who's defended this series and tried to convince me the ignition of Mt Doom was totally in line with Tolkiens vision. Can't make this up....

    • @trouserarmadillo8616
      @trouserarmadillo8616 3 месяца назад +15

      We need to give your friend a platform. I really would love to hear it, but only because the comment section would be soooo entertaining.

    • @astronomicafilms
      @astronomicafilms 3 месяца назад +2

      Is he/she still your friend?

    • @sulfuras1985
      @sulfuras1985 3 месяца назад +4

      I have a friend like that too, but he's just in denial. He's so sad they messed this up, but won't admit it's actually a problem

    • @minatodroger7890
      @minatodroger7890 3 месяца назад +1

      Seriously

    • @rong-rongzhang1484
      @rong-rongzhang1484 3 месяца назад +4

      Tbh, my acquaintances convinced me to watch episode 1 the same way. It was awful. Then I found out they never read or watched LOTR + The Hobbit. =v=;

  • @patrickdurham8393
    @patrickdurham8393 3 месяца назад +4

    What The Critical Drinker calls "The Message" seems to ruin everything it touches.

  • @jamesg9468
    @jamesg9468 3 месяца назад +6

    I despise the hellscape that is California. And I'm not even American.

  • @BigApeBooks
    @BigApeBooks 3 месяца назад +37

    I loved the part last season, when Galadriel said, "I am here to kick ass and chew bubblegum. And I'm all out of bubblegum."

    • @samblack5313
      @samblack5313 3 месяца назад +6

      When she looked into the magic mirror and said “don’t have time to play with myself”, I wept for 9 moon cycles.

    • @alberto5770
      @alberto5770 3 месяца назад +1

      And then clapped her red shoes and went back to Kansas, what a performance! Such a script!!

    • @MegaAndyGG
      @MegaAndyGG 3 месяца назад +1

      Oscar worthy shit right there lmfao

    • @RacistCeilingBird
      @RacistCeilingBird 3 месяца назад +2

      I'm here to kick ash nazg durbatulûk and chew lembas bread. And I'm all out of lembas

  • @markgonzales7648
    @markgonzales7648 3 месяца назад +122

    I love to see big companies fail making things they think people want

    • @FoxyCAMTV
      @FoxyCAMTV 3 месяца назад +23

      Its worse than that,they think they can train people to think and act the way they want...the arrogance and ignorance goes way deeper.

    • @dihatzhs
      @dihatzhs 3 месяца назад +7

      They arent failing at anything,its all intentional. Go look at the top 3 shareholders of disney to understand all this woke culture.

    • @petethehawk5186
      @petethehawk5186 3 месяца назад +1

      Ego and a big wallet. Big investment, big money to produce and nothing to show for it besides laughter.

    • @Madgardian
      @Madgardian 3 месяца назад +2

      @@dihatzhs More thinking like this.

    • @DavidByrden1
      @DavidByrden1 3 месяца назад

      But they DON'T think we want it. They think we want old-fashioned racist misogynist patriarchal colonial capitalistic stuff.
      They think it's their responsibility to preach at us and change our ways.

  • @muhdiversity7409
    @muhdiversity7409 3 месяца назад +39

    “Зло не может создать нечего нового, оно может только испортить и разрушить то, что изобрели или создали добрые силы" - J.R.R.Tolkien

  • @neils6003
    @neils6003 3 месяца назад +6

    The big problem with a second season of a failed first season is that anybody who didn't watch it gave up on the first will not be there for the second. How do they think this will make money??

    • @kavasir7042
      @kavasir7042 3 месяца назад +2

      They don't care, they'll just put prime subscription up and add ad's to their vidya service ( which is already happening). They just got a lot of money to burn and taxes to avoid at this point.

  • @RBYU001
    @RBYU001 3 месяца назад +73

    When all the worthless male elves were staring at Guyladriel after she killed the ice troll, and she says, “It’s all in the reflexes” was flat out movie magic! I cried

    • @RacistCeilingBird
      @RacistCeilingBird 3 месяца назад +2

      I loved the part when sauron did a swan dive off of barad dur while shouting "its ringing time m'lords!"

    • @willzer6915
      @willzer6915 3 месяца назад

      Kurt Russell did it first, thank god!

  • @johntheknight3062
    @johntheknight3062 3 месяца назад +153

    I just don't understand how all these companies and their CEOs can be so utterly stupid. How did they even got to the position they are in now when they are so dumb is beyond me. Stupidity really rules the world.

    • @jonmcnamara
      @jonmcnamara 3 месяца назад +28

      I have a theory that behind it all is a shadowy group of people just making BANK short selling all these companies.
      "Hey jim.. next week we are making Melkor a Trans lesbian."
      "Haha good one, let's short it $100 this time?"

    • @johntheknight3062
      @johntheknight3062 3 месяца назад +26

      @@jonmcnamara There must be something behind for sure because nobody is THAT dumb. Most of all people that care only about money.

    • @clon76
      @clon76 3 месяца назад

      Because they won't pander to racists and bigots?

    • @toadkiller4475
      @toadkiller4475 3 месяца назад

      They are activists. It isn’t about money or making a good show. They are intentionally taking beloved masculine franchises and destroying them. They just did this with “true detective” season 4. They made sure to tie it to season 1 which was the best season and also the season femenists hated most. They are trying to destroy our culture and the film industry is just one avenue in this systematic process.

    • @C_J_79
      @C_J_79 3 месяца назад

      it's not stupidity, it's subversion

  • @jancabal84
    @jancabal84 3 месяца назад +2

    There are two high points from 2022 - I still had 0 vaccine shots up to this day and I, also up to this day, havent seen a single episode from Rings of Power

  • @brownbenplumm9027
    @brownbenplumm9027 3 месяца назад +3

    What they’ve done to Tolkien’s life work genuinely hurts my heart. This series is completely devoid of any sort of moral themes that were essential to his storytelling. To see it dumbed down to this nonsense pandering is a slap in the face to both J.R.R. and Christopher.

  • @warriormonx
    @warriormonx 3 месяца назад +51

    What a freaking mess this will be 🤮

  • @SydNixon
    @SydNixon 3 месяца назад +30

    Saruman: "Whom do you serve?"
    Mr. Krabs, I mean Bezos: "Money!"

  • @IUsedToBeAnAdventurerLikeYou
    @IUsedToBeAnAdventurerLikeYou 3 месяца назад +5

    Someone told me the leaks were bad. I didn’t expect it to be THIS bad.

  • @michaelanton3838
    @michaelanton3838 3 месяца назад +3

    I dunno, I could kind of enjoy a Season 2 that plays as a sitcom where Sauron keeps donning increasingly elaborate disguises to try to sneak into Eregion, Count Olaf-style.

  • @stephentg1
    @stephentg1 3 месяца назад +23

    I refuse to let this series into my head canon.

  • @SpitshineSneakers
    @SpitshineSneakers 3 месяца назад +23

    The rumor about Tom Bombadil actually being memory-wiped Melkor was what upset me most. And I didn't think ROP could find new ways to upset me!

    • @Drak976
      @Drak976 3 месяца назад

      Oh no no no he likes music........................................... Damn it I didn't think lotr could get roont for me. I mean he has to go somewhere right? He can't just die can he? He's part of "the song". If I could go back in time that's another old man I'm going to kick in the shins. Think about it. Why can't they bring him? Why does the ring have no power over him? Vader: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

    • @glishev
      @glishev 3 месяца назад

      Don't you give Bezos any ideas!

  • @danegay4327
    @danegay4327 3 месяца назад +21

    I loved the part where Galadriel climbed to the top of the mountain and claimed "there can only be one!" before cutting off Sauron's head. Classic.

  • @tommyboy10291
    @tommyboy10291 3 месяца назад +3

    The theory that Tom Bombadil is Morgoth is insane. The Valar threw Morgoth beyond the Doors of Night, ensuring he could not return to the world until the end of the world. Also it is said that Ungoliant devoured herself when she got too hungry.

    • @Didymus20X6
      @Didymus20X6 3 месяца назад +2

      Who knows what kind of weed these people were smoking when they came up with that idea. Even Old Toby can't be THAT potent.

  • @Didymus20X6
    @Didymus20X6 3 месяца назад +18

    The only way to save Rings of Prime is to add TWO ROBOTS and a CHEESEHEAD to sit in the front row.

  • @thee_morpheus
    @thee_morpheus 3 месяца назад +29

    Giving Sauron any type of human face/form really takes away from his mystique, let alone some goofy looking dude who has a ZERO intimidation factor

    • @AaronK-ef8yv
      @AaronK-ef8yv 3 месяца назад +7

      Yea that new Indian guy they have cast has some googley eyes

    • @thee_morpheus
      @thee_morpheus 3 месяца назад +6

      @@AaronK-ef8yv Yeah it's more weird than anything

    • @marcogenovesi8570
      @marcogenovesi8570 3 месяца назад

      they can't have a man look manly and intimidating. That's toxic masculinity, the wahmen are scared of that

    • @Radbiker33357
      @Radbiker33357 3 месяца назад

      Well tbf, I’m pretty sure in the books Sauron is a shapeshifter and did indeed disguise himself as a very handsome elf (in Tolkien’s books ALL of the elves are described as fair or handsome). Thats how he was able to deceive people to take the rings. Problem is, this is arguably the worst casting I’ve ever seen in a show. Everyone is ugly as fck and don’t fit the universe at all. I really hate to be mean about it, but when compared to Peter Jackson which used a fraction of the budget, these people are whack and don’t fit in at all.

  • @BlackGold-fc7tu
    @BlackGold-fc7tu 3 месяца назад +5

    They will double down.. it's because they actually think they're right. At least we'll all get to laugh at them again.

  • @Tomaspasler
    @Tomaspasler 3 месяца назад +3

    "Do you know why the shi-t floats and does not sink ? Its got no substance."

  • @CrystalClairebeads
    @CrystalClairebeads 3 месяца назад +18

    They've cast Rishi Sunak as Sauron!! 👀

  • @Likexner
    @Likexner 3 месяца назад +17

    I hope that Sauron will finally solve the Harfoot question. They didnt get kicked out of over 100 kingdoms for no reason.

    • @mcparidise
      @mcparidise 3 месяца назад

      Wait, are you talking the Irish walking caravans of hobbits? Were they supposed to be Jewish too? Lmao

  • @mickratters8073
    @mickratters8073 3 месяца назад +3

    Not only do those ideas sound absurd they sound boring as hell. Beloved Celeborn? She mentioned him once to a boy is all I can remember. Then again, I wasn't really paying attention to it. I stopped paying attention at the 'Do you know why a ship floats....'

  • @bakedpt502
    @bakedpt502 3 месяца назад +2

    "If felt only natural that an adaptation of Tolkien's work would reflect what the world actually looks like" - Lindsey Weber. So two things: 1) Tolkien despised allegory and said (and wrote) so several times, if I am not mistaken there is even a FILMED interview where he says as much; 2) Is she implying that in the 20th century there were wizards and various races of humanoids and monsters and magic?
    That phrase alone is a huge indicator of the quality, or lack thereof, of the people running this show. I have to admit: to have missed so spectacularly is in itself quite an accomplishment. Bonkers. I genuinely hope it fails and gets cancelled because it really is terrible.

  • @joshuapatrick682
    @joshuapatrick682 3 месяца назад +122

    if they wanted to they could have got the rights to the tale of Beren and Luthien, its a slam dunk because it's a story of an OP elf chick saving her bumbling human boyfriend multiple times, defeating Sauron in a sing-off (canonically accurate) and riding a giant dog as a horse. Also there's a part where she transforms into a vampire and her boyfriend into a werewolf so you get to cover that fan base as well.. not sure how they somehow managed to miss that.

    • @utredmaethor769
      @utredmaethor769 3 месяца назад +9

      Luthien is clearly a strong female character. Not RoP Galadriel.

    • @DSVN23
      @DSVN23 3 месяца назад +36

      Because they’re out to destroy well known brands not to build them up, and also do you think the producers have ever heard of Beren or Luthien? You think they actually read any of the books? Lmao

    • @utredmaethor769
      @utredmaethor769 3 месяца назад +3

      @@DSVN23 yeah, I don't think so 😂

    • @juliemaiifanai8365
      @juliemaiifanai8365 3 месяца назад +19

      The producers won't make a movie about Beren and Luthién simply because they did what they had to because of love. Unless it's a girlboss doing shit for power and glory, with a sprinkling of the greater good in the balance, they don't care. Also, I don't believe these Hollyweird writers could understand the depth of Tolkien's works

    • @Linwhiplash
      @Linwhiplash 3 месяца назад +1

      Please no, enough with this madnes!!

  • @AlexanderEVtrainer
    @AlexanderEVtrainer 3 месяца назад +89

    Even though I'm completely detached from this train wreck of a show, hearing the article say that Tom Bombadil and Goldberry are actually Melkor and Ungoliant made me wince. I don't think even the most deranged fan, blackout drunk AND high could come up with a theory that stupid.

    • @crhu319
      @crhu319 3 месяца назад

      I LOVE IT. THIS MUST HAPPEN and we should riot if it doesn't.

    • @jamescam04
      @jamescam04 3 месяца назад +2

      What ? They can't be - Melkor is stuck in the Void. And Ungoliant is (probably) self-devoured.

    • @ledarbyromeo9667
      @ledarbyromeo9667 2 месяца назад +2

      If the Estate signed off on it... I'm wondering if it's a red herring.

    • @chargingrhino5636
      @chargingrhino5636 Месяц назад +1

      Forget, for a moment, that the "theory" is excrement in its own right. Melkor isn't dead. He was defeated at the end of the War of Wrath, bound with the chain Angainur and thrust through the Doors of Night into the Void. This is explicit in The Silmarillion. So, just...no.

  • @Strider1633
    @Strider1633 20 дней назад +3

    Isn't it surprising that, the "fair" form of Sauron is played by a brown colored actor whereas the "evil" sauron looks like an ordinary white guy?
    Subtle messages like this is serious people. It's not paranoia if someone is really out there to get you.

  • @unnf9971
    @unnf9971 3 месяца назад +4

    These rumors sound like the foretelling of the apocalypse.

  • @recapnerd2657
    @recapnerd2657 3 месяца назад +122

    I’ll admit these Rings of Power reviews are the most fun that came out of that series, I’m actually excited for it!

    • @zuzoscorner
      @zuzoscorner 3 месяца назад +14

      A show that launched hundreds of YT channels over night.

    • @chasehedges6775
      @chasehedges6775 3 месяца назад +10

      @@zuzoscorner A show that makes you appreciate The Peter Jackson Trilogy but also the Hobbit movies

    • @Lonovavir
      @Lonovavir 3 месяца назад +1

      RUclipsrs: Where am I going to put all my stacks of cash?

    • @harbl99
      @harbl99 3 месяца назад +4

      @@chasehedges6775 Let's not go that far, eh? It's not quite a "You know, _Clones, Sith_ , maybe I judged you too harshly at first. Not _Phantom_ though. He can stay out there in the rain."

    • @conroc01
      @conroc01 3 месяца назад +1

      I agree. In fact I'm a bit disappointed that there will not be a season 2 of Shehulk tbh. The was cringe intersectionalist feminist gold.

  • @kyleenzler94
    @kyleenzler94 3 месяца назад +91

    I refuse to believe that Tolkien, a staunch Catholic who resisted the changes of the Mass after 1970, until the day he died, would be very thrilled to see what his Lore has become, with Amazon.

    • @paulmurgatroyd6372
      @paulmurgatroyd6372 3 месяца назад +3

      The really sad thing is that these amateur dramatic club renditions of his work might put people off reading his books.

    • @jeremycarl2401
      @jeremycarl2401 3 месяца назад +1

      Christopher Tolkien, J.R.R. Tolkien's son, was extremely critical of Peter Jackson's LoTR series. I wonder what he would think if he could see this abomination of a show (he died in 2020).

  • @Reignebow619
    @Reignebow619 3 месяца назад +2

    “ and for Frodo, a bottle of tears from an ice troll! “
    I almost choked! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @mrrodriguezHLP
    @mrrodriguezHLP 3 месяца назад +2

    Professor Tolkien was very specific on why there is no clear and concise origin to Tom Bombadil and Goldberry: Not everything gets a neatly wrapped explanation. The world is full of mystery, both good and evil, as the origin of Ungoliant is vague as well. He is allowing the readers to use their imagination. Professor Tolkien was also VERY Catholic. When something does not have a clear answer in Catholicism, you take it on faith, as a Divine Mystery. In this case: Only Eru knows what Tom, Goldberry, and Ungoliant really are.

  • @tolstoy143
    @tolstoy143 3 месяца назад +24

    I’m looking forward to seeing Galadriel crush the Terminator after conceiving John Connor with Celeborn/Sauron.

  • @wombatillo
    @wombatillo 3 месяца назад +15

    It's unbelievable these hacks were given a billion dollars to shred when it was *obvious* from get-go they were going to fail. With the lack of talent, terrible attitude towards the fans, bad writing, crappy costumes and complete contempt towards the source material, what did they expect was going to happen?

  • @geebzz7938
    @geebzz7938 3 месяца назад +2

    I will never understand the maniacal need shows and movies have to deviate from source material, it’s almost like there’s a reason we like said source material…

  • @Outmode88_music
    @Outmode88_music 3 месяца назад +17

    My favorite part of season 1 was when the troll appears behind Galadriel and she says "Its right behind me...isn't it?" Brilliant writing

  • @anzkow2147
    @anzkow2147 3 месяца назад +41

    If only I could hurt this show the way it had hurt us...

    • @jeffagain7516
      @jeffagain7516 3 месяца назад +4

      you can, in the only way possible. NOT ONE PENNY towards Amazon Prime. Loss of coin is the only message they ever understand.

    • @Mark-in8ju
      @Mark-in8ju 3 месяца назад +2

      11:34 Why was he not fired on sight!?!?

  • @zaeakeem
    @zaeakeem 3 месяца назад +43

    I truly think it's a testament to how well done and thought out any of these nerdrotic videos are considering I have no interest or feeling, positive or negative, about the RoP...yet I return to watch these videos as soon as I get the notification. Shout out to Gary.

  • @1986debu
    @1986debu 3 месяца назад +2

    Personally, I think Sauron will impersonate Celeborn to try and have another go at Guyladriel. Heck, maybe they’ll imply that her daughter was actually the product of an affair with Sauron.

  • @alaninsoflo
    @alaninsoflo 3 месяца назад +3

    Surely one of the best defintions of fantasy is that it is a genre that does not represent the world of today? Where do these people think the word 'fantastic' comes from?

    • @rpgadventurer32
      @rpgadventurer32 3 месяца назад

      But it doesn't even represent the world today. The world is not what these radical activists are trying to portray it as.