Bill Burr: FLAT EARTH

Поделиться
HTML-код
  • Опубликовано: 29 окт 2024

Комментарии • 1,7 тыс.

  • @FUNONE210
    @FUNONE210 Год назад +214

    The only thing "flatearthers" fear, is sphere itself.

  • @donbolin3450
    @donbolin3450 Год назад +100

    I'm a fat guy who has always loved your fat jokes. All of your jokes are the highest quality jokes in the business. Your message is clear and thoughtful, too. You're the best!

    • @ejb5034
      @ejb5034 Год назад +4

      @don bolin - You're the best! You know the difference between "your" and "you're". Bravo!

    • @TheFakeShadow
      @TheFakeShadow Год назад

      @@ejb5034 lol. Grammar Nazi detected

    • @ejb5034
      @ejb5034 Год назад +2

      @@TheFakeShadow And proud of it.

    • @djo-dji6018
      @djo-dji6018 Год назад +1

      You know this is not Burr's channel right?

    • @nillehessy
      @nillehessy 10 месяцев назад

      idk man since he helicopter pilot and shit
      he changed he was on the right track getting to a point and then
      idk he changed cia pipoos probably wistle him back ´hey billy boy don´t over this line and not over this one if u like yr life´
      i don´t blame him

  • @xgford94
    @xgford94 Год назад +217

    As a fat man I can confirm that I am no flatter than the earth😂

    • @mechamania
      @mechamania Год назад +3

      Well... I might hafta disagree with ya, about that, if by “as round” you mean “as big,” ‘cause it ain’t round-it’s spherical-and if you were “as spherical,” in that way, then everyone could see you, from anywhere on the planet’s hemisphere, in a circle that divides the world in half that’s directly around wherever you stand... and that isn’t something “they” could hide from us... 😅 It’d definitely make ALL the news outlets, from some angle (pardon the pun), depending on how they’d wanna $ell that news to their target audience. Even knitting magazines would carry it-to be as obscure as pro’lly possible-just to make a cover with you juxtaposed to the smallest dot they could visibly show a ball of yarn, and still have to label you as “1/3000th scale,” or whatever that number would be...
      Not enough new developments in the world of yarn, these days, near as I can tell...

    • @xgford94
      @xgford94 Год назад +2

      @@mechamania wow your comment is SO wasted he, totally next level well done 🤣

    • @jacobmontoya7172
      @jacobmontoya7172 Год назад +3

      Guys like you and Dave Chappelle, and many other comedians, are important voices for our 1st Amendment. Thanks for being funny while challenging all this crazy woke bullshit.

    • @Cellenium125
      @Cellenium125 Год назад +1

      We need more Fat Earther's like you in this world.

    • @4Everlast
      @4Everlast Год назад +1

      But N.DeGrass saying you can't see the curve from the ISS cause it's to close and it's to large, yet NASA says otherwise? They're creating space for such theories. People think of a flat earth with a dome over it to be hidden cause it would prove intelligent design. How hard was that to figure out?

  • @Ironraven001
    @Ironraven001 Год назад +70

    "If it was flat, why the fuck would they tell me it's round?"
    This. This exactly.

    • @houbice3
      @houbice3 Год назад +6

      Bcs all evidence is fake 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @optimisticcosmic
      @optimisticcosmic Год назад +3

      So you don't travel to the edge and see the forbidden secret. 😆 If you think it's round you won't bother because you'll eventually end up right back where you started.

    • @Steven-yo9gy
      @Steven-yo9gy Год назад

      @@optimisticcosmic provide evidence

    • @ShiftyGeeza
      @ShiftyGeeza Год назад +13

      You can't see the Antartic Ice Wall because apparently its protected by fanatic sniper penguins with their laser targeting rifles.

    • @samatics4
      @samatics4 Год назад

      First of all, the word is “spherical”, and it’s to brainwash you. They literally convinced you the very ground you stand on is different from what your senses tell you. What else are they lying about? Will you believe everything you’re told as long as it’s repetitive and from age 5 and up? Why trust the same people who blatantly tried to euthanize their own people with a “safe and effective needle”? Or the same people who claim there’s millions of genders?

  • @marcgoecke9401
    @marcgoecke9401 Год назад +324

    How does Burr dare to oppose solid research from someone living in mom's basement?

    • @urbangorilla33
      @urbangorilla33 Год назад +12

      Well he is going out on a limb but I applaud him for it!

    • @pranc236
      @pranc236 Год назад +9

      Mom!!!! Meatloaf!!!!

    • @adamrubella2290
      @adamrubella2290 Год назад +5

      Awesome…..simply awesome.

    • @nicholasthomas3635
      @nicholasthomas3635 Год назад +1

      Sources? The 'moms basement' dates you like 15 years/ NASA & Stanley Kubrick was match made in (wait for it) heaven.

    • @TheEyez187
      @TheEyez187 Год назад +2

      I prefer to think of those "living in mom's basements", more as the People Under the Stairs, they need to get out more, otherwise they'll remain deaf, dumb and blind to reality!! ;D

  • @jasper46985
    @jasper46985 Год назад +344

    Its funny, every flat-eathers think NASA is the only space agency.

    • @rorykeegan1895
      @rorykeegan1895 Год назад

      That's because the vast majority of Flat Earthers are American. No flat earthers in China ... just saying.

    • @TheBen1tez
      @TheBen1tez Год назад

      I'm still waiting for putin to come out and say the earth is flat , just to fuck with the people in the u.s lol. If it ever happens some one remind on this please 😆!!

    • @jasper46985
      @jasper46985 Год назад +1

      @@TheBen1tez haha could be!

    • @johnchapman8131
      @johnchapman8131 Год назад +7

      Do the other space agencies show any actual real photos of earth? Or do they all put out CGI images and composite images?

    • @johnchapman8131
      @johnchapman8131 Год назад

      Maybe only nasa employees artist that have to give a rendering of what they say earth looks like

  • @vardhmanrocks
    @vardhmanrocks Год назад +80

    Bill has become more then just a stand up comic….
    He has become the voice of reason in all this mess

    • @slayguevara_4374
      @slayguevara_4374 Год назад +2

      Nah, he hasn't.

    • @mikek9297
      @mikek9297 Год назад

      @@slayguevara_4374 Looks like we have ourselves a flattard

    • @dee-taylor
      @dee-taylor Год назад

      Maybe 2012 Burr. Current-day Burr is slowly disappearing up his own ass.

  • @Perster66
    @Perster66 Год назад +114

    You could put 10 flatearthers in a space shuttle fly them out into space. Orbit the planet. Bring them back down and all 10 flatearthers would still say the earth is flat. It would be they were druged, the windows made the earth look like sphere. It would be anything else than the earth was a sphere. Their mind is so madeup that there is no way to even discuss it.

    • @Ophis1984
      @Ophis1984 Год назад +17

      My neibour is exacly like this, wants everyone to listen to his dribble but is completly unwilling to listen in return when you point out some of his "evidence" is not consistent with reality.

    • @rogerramjet6429
      @rogerramjet6429 Год назад +15

      @@Ophis1984 I haven't met one that isn't like that dude.

    • @rianmacdonald9454
      @rianmacdonald9454 Год назад +15

      See that is a good idea - I would like to suggest one slight little change to it though - umm maybe a umm airlock malfunction?

    • @paulbucklebuckle4921
      @paulbucklebuckle4921 Год назад +1

      True .

    • @Adeptusmechanicus12
      @Adeptusmechanicus12 Год назад +9

      It's almost like sunk cost fallacy. They've believed the earth is flat for so long that to be wrong now would challenge everything for them.

  • @garymelrose9727
    @garymelrose9727 Год назад +213

    It’s deliciously ironic that there are flat earthers all around the globe.

    • @Iris_and_or_George
      @Iris_and_or_George Год назад +16

      I met a guy at a festival wearing a tshirt saying: Flat earth, spread the knowledge round the globe! After complimenting his shirt he said that most people instantly started bitching because they thought he was a Flat earther haha

    • @dorisfaust8965
      @dorisfaust8965 Год назад +2

      Lol

    • @dorisfaust8965
      @dorisfaust8965 Год назад +1

      Lol

    • @kylevansant5083
      @kylevansant5083 Год назад +2

      Thats good

    • @anthonybernero9720
      @anthonybernero9720 Год назад +7

      @@Iris_and_or_George the grass is just as stupid on the other side

  • @Chris44sun
    @Chris44sun Год назад +113

    'I did my own research' is code for 'I have no idea what I'm talking about' and 'Im a critical thinker' is code for 'my ego is fragile, I need to think Im special.'

    • @dazingamaine4318
      @dazingamaine4318 Год назад +1

      depends. if people watch sports then usually yeah. otherwise you have time to research. laugh and let live. Jesus feels your pain

    • @dustdustdust807
      @dustdustdust807 Год назад

      ive done my research (reading your sentence) and my conclusion is you are a dipshit

    • @MichaelTorres-b2v
      @MichaelTorres-b2v Год назад +7

      “I have read a lot of books,” means “I’ve watched a lot of RUclips videos.”

    • @elnyoutube123
      @elnyoutube123 Год назад

      It's code for you're a moron

    • @WKRP187
      @WKRP187 Год назад

      So you have time to research ridiculous implausible idiotic theories by people that think NASA is fake, all the world governments and learning institutions, etc etc are all in on this great big conspiracy to convince us a flat earth is round?? Why?? What is there to gain in doing that?! No money is gained, no power, no land.. WTF is the point of it all then??

  • @thescottish1
    @thescottish1 Год назад +20

    “The difference between genius and stupidity is: genius has its limits.”
    ― Alexandre Dumas-fils

    • @casualcausalityy
      @casualcausalityy Год назад +1

      They mentioned that Dumbass in The Shawshank Redemption

    • @DoctorWondertainment-sb9ee
      @DoctorWondertainment-sb9ee Месяц назад

      ⁠@@casualcausalityy😂😂😂

    • @craiggilmour6062
      @craiggilmour6062 10 дней назад

      “Choose a life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers... Choose DSY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit crushing game shows, stucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away in the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself, choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that?”

  • @declanreilly6611
    @declanreilly6611 Год назад +80

    A "critical thinking flat earther" that's adorable

    • @brentoncarter4275
      @brentoncarter4275 Год назад +1

      It's actually an abomination

    • @pizzaishappiness7994
      @pizzaishappiness7994 Год назад +2

      😂. Isn't it though.

    • @orrinransfield2569
      @orrinransfield2569 Год назад +3

      @@brentoncarter4275to be fair, there is zero evidence that one exists. So the fact the guy actually thinks he is a mythical Critical Thinking Flat Earther" is both adorable and incredibly sad because this poor guy obviously has such an aspirationally high opinion of his own level of intelligence unfortunately he is way off.

    • @birdmonster115
      @birdmonster115 Год назад +1

      @@orrinransfield2569 it's even worse when you realize theres about a billion others like this dude.

    • @samatics4
      @samatics4 Год назад +4

      It’s better than a religious glober who gets emotional when you question their spinning ball belief system

  • @timmyteehee9490
    @timmyteehee9490 Год назад +56

    Born too early to explore space
    Born too late to explore earth
    Born just in time to see flat earth make a comeback

    • @ctakitimu
      @ctakitimu Год назад +4

      And potentially you get to see humanity wipe itself out, What a time!

    • @jondunmore4268
      @jondunmore4268 Год назад +2

      You're born just in time to take your phone to the ice wall and press record, and be the first person to document going to the edge.

    • @JsYTA
      @JsYTA Год назад +2

      Flat Earth Theory coming back like a bad reboot of a popular movie.

    • @MalcolmTexxx
      @MalcolmTexxx Год назад +1

      Yeah because the entire earth has already been explored right? Lol the ocean Amazon… all of africa… lol ya goober

    • @timmyteehee9490
      @timmyteehee9490 Год назад

      @@MalcolmTexxx The amazon and africa has been explored actually. The ocean has been largely mapped.
      The fact that you dont know this and yet you imply that im ignorant fucks my brain.

  • @AllThingsFilm1
    @AllThingsFilm1 Год назад +56

    Some of the best commentary on flat earth idiocy. Bill Burr handles this better than some documentaries have regarding flat earthers.

    • @Dziaji
      @Dziaji Год назад +1

      @@AndrewEdwardBailey They answer it every time. They say "They lie about the shape of the Earth to hide God and promote Godlessness".

    • @slayguevara_4374
      @slayguevara_4374 Год назад

      Sorry can't understand you, take Bill's tiny cock out of your ginger loving mouth and spell it out please you fucking trumpet.

    • @samatics4
      @samatics4 Год назад +1

      @@Dziaji that’s what some people think, but in reality how are we supposed to know when we aren’t the ones telling the lie in the first place

    • @Dziaji
      @Dziaji Год назад

      @@samatics4 right on! That's why the question "why would someone conspire to do that?" always bothers me. Like the obvious conspiracies we see around us don't exist because we weren't in on the meetings held by the perpetrators.
      Sometimes I feel like saying "I dunno why they went through all this trouble to do evil shit and hide it in plain sight. Ask them."
      The Flat Earth people are way off base, and it is basically a cult, so they just repeat whatever they hear.

    • @nillehessy
      @nillehessy 9 месяцев назад

      no this is just a bit of him which he basicly says end of the line here guys on this topic for me right now this is how far i can go

  • @duhbro55
    @duhbro55 Год назад +5

    I called a buddy a flat earther and he called me a globe tard

  • @melissah8415
    @melissah8415 Год назад +11

    "Not intelligent in a standard sense." is one of the best lines I've ever heard. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @mikek9297
      @mikek9297 Год назад +2

      One could say he's "classically dumb"

  • @B_ROB_82
    @B_ROB_82 Год назад +3

    Wealthy flat earthers who refuse to fly up and find out for themselves make me laugh...

  • @bartbullock9742
    @bartbullock9742 Год назад +16

    "you're not asking for advice so I won't give you any"after giving him advice. My boy Bill.

  • @paulmakinson1965
    @paulmakinson1965 Год назад +7

    "Flat earth has become a global phenomenon" the flat earther proudly told me.

  • @justinkashtock333
    @justinkashtock333 Год назад +21

    The "are you sure you're not gay" is probably her fucked up way of asking why you haven't proposed to her yet.

  • @HisDudenessTK421
    @HisDudenessTK421 Год назад +8

    Bill Based Burr. This guy is a national treasure.

  • @jeffersonott4357
    @jeffersonott4357 Год назад +20

    I asked a flat earther "what is the motivation?". He kept repeating "follow the money". Than he mumbled something about "big rocket". So, yea.

    • @bobjimboob6920
      @bobjimboob6920 Год назад

      lol i got big rocket

    • @Davidweedlove
      @Davidweedlove Год назад +1

      Because our brains explode contemplating the infinite

    • @supaded973
      @supaded973 8 месяцев назад

      No you didn’t lol

  • @DJMetalstone
    @DJMetalstone Год назад +6

    Hope you keep staying with us a long fucking time Bill Burr. You're great keep doing what you do. Find it really cool you're taking the time to talk to your fan messages here. And yeah depression times , most of us can relate to that. Defenitly am a depression eater here. So got a craving for fast food now. That being said figured my shit out and fought my demons and let it lay in the past for things I can't change. I hope people facing depressions here can take a good honest look at their selves and dare to open up to someone. Being honest with yourself and throw it all out is the first step to try and fix what you need changed. All have a lovely evening here :)

  • @johnsmith-sg9wy
    @johnsmith-sg9wy Год назад +29

    If the earth was flat, cats would have knocked everything off the edge.

  • @jordanmann2962
    @jordanmann2962 Год назад +4

    “PowerPoint that’s been in the works for a while.” How long does it take to make a PowerPoint 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Decadent1984
    @Decadent1984 Год назад +2

    As a reoccurring recovering alcoholic, your speech was somehow beautiful in its description

  • @walaways
    @walaways Год назад +7

    To the obese gent, I resonate on your level. I found an outlet in climbing. I hope you find your own path good sir.

  • @Argiopocalypse92
    @Argiopocalypse92 Год назад +4

    I've got a friend who had been fat for pretty much his whole life. He had low self-esteem, low self-confidence, and he was depressed. He struggled talking to women, he struggled talking to anyone really. He decided one day he'd try to get in shape. He lost I want to say about 80-90 lbs and suddenly his whole demeanor changed. He became confident, outgoing, found a girlfriend, and he was much happier. I'm not saying that's the only thing someone would have to do, or that it's even going to do the trick, but it worked for him.

    • @dreddmann9292
      @dreddmann9292 9 месяцев назад

      I know some who have done the same thing and I I have to say that
      a few of them turned out to a become some of the worst pricks that I know. it's as if physically changing themselves gave them the right to act like an asshole to everyone else who looks like the way he use to look. You would think he would be more kinder to anybody who is struggling with weight the way he use to be. But nooooo, the guy is an absolute prick and acts like he's proud in being such an asshole. It's to the point where if he ends up getting his ass kicked for acting like such a prick, I will not feel bad for him.

    • @supaded973
      @supaded973 8 месяцев назад

      80lbs isn’t even a lot lol

  • @B30pt87
    @B30pt87 Год назад +22

    I knew a girl who believes the earth is flat. I felt exactly the same way you do when I found out that she really believes it. What the hell can you say to someone like that? (I said goodbye.)

    • @sickturret3587
      @sickturret3587 Год назад +2

      that's really kind of you. i think you shouldn't even say goodbye to a person like that and just walk away instantly.

    • @Kodousinx
      @Kodousinx Год назад +1

      Tell her to buy a telescope and look at Mars lol . All the planets are round but earth is a pancake

    • @B30pt87
      @B30pt87 Год назад +1

      @@Kodousinx IK,R? I guess they think it's because we are so special, that we get a shape no other planet has. With it's own invisible ice wall to stop us from jumping to other dimensions- which we totally could, if not for the ice wall.

    • @B30pt87
      @B30pt87 Год назад +1

      @@sickturret3587 You're right.

    • @altortugas5979
      @altortugas5979 Год назад +3

      What you say is this, “If the earth is flat, then why can’t I always see the sun?” There is no way for a sun to “set” on a flat earth.

  • @cadepaul3867
    @cadepaul3867 Год назад +12

    People's have been out to the ice wall, taken pictures, but then got eaten by the whitewalkers

  • @roystiller8958
    @roystiller8958 Год назад +2

    Eclipses.
    Scientists that understand our planet is round, based on science, can predict solar eclipses hundreds of years in advance.
    If a flat-earther can predict a solar eclipse hundreds of years in advance, I might listen to them.

  • @razorjoe4729
    @razorjoe4729 Год назад +7

    It is easier to tell a new lie to a believer than to tell him the fact he's been lied to!

  • @JasonTaylor90210
    @JasonTaylor90210 Год назад +7

    It's a disc on the back of four elephants on the back of a giant turtle. Duh. Everyone knows that!

    • @rogerwilco1777
      @rogerwilco1777 Год назад

      ..dont forget the snake 🐍under the elephants.. when he gets agitated and starts moving around, that's how earthquakes are formed!

    • @sikajaperkele
      @sikajaperkele Год назад

      I watched a documentary about it once...
      It was called The Hogfather...by Terry Pratchett

  • @sjames1012
    @sjames1012 Год назад +10

    “Fall off the woooooorld!” 😂😂

  • @CoolHandC
    @CoolHandC Год назад +19

    Are the other planets flat too?

    • @danielgaddis7496
      @danielgaddis7496 Год назад +7

      Yes all the other planets are flat and it's just an amazing coincidence that they're flat side got turned toward us and also even the Sun. I think they're saying that in a few billion years the Sun is going to turn on its side so they'll only see the edge of it

    • @dustencross357
      @dustencross357 Год назад

      @@danielgaddis7496 wait.... Stars are flat also!???? 😱🤯

    • @danielgaddis7496
      @danielgaddis7496 Год назад +2

      @@dustencross357 well yes.. the only reason they're so big is because they're only one atom thick. Thought everybody knew that already

    • @dustencross357
      @dustencross357 Год назад

      @@danielgaddis7496 well I'm a stupid sooooooo....??

    • @danielgaddis7496
      @danielgaddis7496 Год назад

      Well.. welcome to Planet frisbee

  • @cloutedseph
    @cloutedseph Год назад +8

    Lmao “a power point that’s been in the works for some time”

  • @mr.constitution
    @mr.constitution Год назад +5

    People nowadays believe absurd, fringe concepts because it's makes them feel special and unique or insightful.

    • @b8nnytez
      @b8nnytez Год назад +1

      and dead, if they've had the jabs?

  • @netgnostic1627
    @netgnostic1627 Год назад +8

    If I climbed up the Antarctic ice wall, would I bump my head into the sky?

    • @houbice3
      @houbice3 Год назад +3

      No bcs it’s only 200ft but you didn’t know that right 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @netgnostic1627
      @netgnostic1627 Год назад

      @@houbice3 😁

  • @natecw4164
    @natecw4164 Год назад +17

    I still feel bad about the kid I bullied a few times in middle school. He cried once. The class ate him alive.
    I'd definitely apologize if I ever saw him, even a quarter-century later.

    • @sojournerkarunatruth4406
      @sojournerkarunatruth4406 Год назад +1

      Billy Madison apologizes for bullying:
      ruclips.net/video/qzYeDm1Vpxs/видео.html

    • @MattH-wg7ou
      @MattH-wg7ou Год назад +6

      Yea I remember bullying this girl in middle school probably 25 years ago, and she cried and everyone was mean to her. When I got older I felt so bad. A few years ago when I was still on Facebook I sent her a DM apologizing sincerely and she kindly accepted my apology. Doesnt take it away but hopefully she at least knows I felt crappy about it.

    • @ZepG
      @ZepG Год назад +6

      @@MattH-wg7ou
      Yeah I did the same thing back in the late 70's. The girls name was Patty and I used to call her cow patty, it got so bad she would walk to school instead of taking the bus and we would yell out the bus window "cow patty". I really wish I could go back in time and treat her like a friend instead of me being an idiot.

    • @KASPLARFO
      @KASPLARFO Год назад +2

      Me too. I’ve looked for him to make amends, but can’t find him. 😢

    • @williammacomb5691
      @williammacomb5691 Год назад

      An apology won’t fix his life
      What if your abuse made him kill his self

  • @deutschesvolk8216
    @deutschesvolk8216 Год назад +14

    great message about sorting out your own pain before you end up hurting yourself and those around you...
    i'm still going through a very difficult time but knowing this even before hearing him talk about it really makes you focus far more and even if the solution isn't very obvious at least you know the direction you have to go, and even then you still slip and end up losing it every now and again
    i just wish i had someone in my life who could understand this and who could be here with me at this moment, but hey... one day at a time, right?

    • @jayantchaudhary4945
      @jayantchaudhary4945 Год назад +2

      when you have to write your sympathy piece on YT, your situation is really dire

  • @ozzman1997
    @ozzman1997 Год назад +3

    Doesn't the fact that it's impossible to make a continuous 2D map of the earth without distortion enough to prove that the earth isn't flat?

    • @WCDavis-cl7si
      @WCDavis-cl7si Год назад

      New World Map That Accurately Shows Earth in 2D Created by Scientists

  • @MrAnimal1971
    @MrAnimal1971 Год назад +6

    To all flat Earther's: The answer is 42!

  • @meetmando
    @meetmando Год назад +9

    What I figured out, when I tried to discuss this with people.. it eventually always boiled down to religion.. when you explain the science.. and they feel backed Into a corner... they always resort to.." but it says in Bible! " They just hate to admit that's all they got

    • @CRMessen
      @CRMessen Год назад +1

      If they say this, ask the exact verse where it's written. And have some popcorn too ;)

    • @BoredMarcus
      @BoredMarcus Год назад

      Except the bible doesn't say that. There is no passage that says the earth is flat.

    • @supaded973
      @supaded973 8 месяцев назад

      @@BoredMarcusNot sure what you’re reading then because there’s a ton of scripture that states there’s a firmament and that earth is a disk, not a globe

  • @jasonavery
    @jasonavery Год назад +5

    If the Earth were flat, how does the Coriolis Effect work? This occurs when a mass moving in a rotating system experiences a force (the Coriolis force ) acting perpendicular to the direction of motion and to the axis of rotation. On the earth, the effect tends to deflect moving objects to the right in the northern hemisphere and to the left in the southern and is important in the formation of cyclonic weather systems. I don’t need to fly to space and see the Earth is round to know mathematically the Earth is a sphere.

    • @supaded973
      @supaded973 8 месяцев назад

      Just say you don’t know and that you’re a boot licker

  • @truthdookie
    @truthdookie Год назад +1

    I’m amazed that we are so easily convinced that we are on a ball spinning 1,000 mph in a vacuum that doesn’t effect the earth’s pressurized air for some reason.

    • @yazzamx6380
      @yazzamx6380 Год назад +1

      So can you say which version of a flat Earth you believe please? A brief summary in your own words would suffice.
      I ask because there are many versions to choose from, i.e. dome or no dome? Edge (finite plane) or no edge (infinite plane)? More land and seas beyond the ice wall? Pillars or no pillars? Gravity or no gravity? Globe sun and moon or flat sun and moon? Rahu and Ketu, or just the moon? etc.
      Once you say which flat Earth you mean, then your comments here will be in context of your flat Earth.

  • @DJMetalstone
    @DJMetalstone Год назад +3

    Me seeing Bill burr : flat earth , in my recommendations .
    Me : " This is going to be good " :)

  • @tungstentaco495
    @tungstentaco495 Год назад +1

    There are non-stop flights between Auckland New Zealand and Santiago Chile. The flight takes takes about 12 hours. On a globe Earth, the travel distance is about 6000 miles, which means the speed of the plane is about 500 mph. That also happens to be the approximate cruising speed of most international passenger airplanes. On a flat Earth, the distance between those two cities is about 14,500 miles. To cover that distance in 12 hours, the plane would have to be traveling at a speed of 1200 mph, or Mach 1.5. That's around 2.4x the rated speed of those planes.

    • @nillehessy
      @nillehessy 10 месяцев назад

      no it´s same route in this ´presented´case over the pacific

  • @kevr8482
    @kevr8482 Год назад +11

    I didn't see a thin line pass through the moon in the most recent lunar eclipse...😂

  • @daelkolwitz3509
    @daelkolwitz3509 Год назад +2

    Hilarious.
    Bill, best argument I've heard for flat earth was a joke.
    "2/3 of the earth is water. It is not carbonated. Therefore, it is flat."

  • @MrChrisgilbert1977
    @MrChrisgilbert1977 Год назад +6

    A friend of our family used to always pipe on about how God wasn't real and everyone that believes is just brain washed. Then on his 75th birthday was diagnosed with cancer, then 2 weeks later he got baptised. All of that shit he had been spouting at others for all of those years only to go against all he believed when he was knocking on heavens door. It taught me that people say any old shit when they are healthy, but when the shit hits the fan you hold on to any hope you can. Life is a gift, never be in a rush to return it.

    • @victorluke5816
      @victorluke5816 Год назад +1

      The loud ones are usually not real atheists. The quiet ones are. They already made peace with their deaths long ago.

    • @kentl7228
      @kentl7228 Год назад

      I never thought Richard Dawkins was sick

  • @TheOldHippiebilly
    @TheOldHippiebilly Год назад +8

    Thanks, Bill. I've never understood why some people would believe there is such an elaborate worldwide hoax about the shape of planet Earth. For what possible reason? I actually know a Flat-Earther. And the weird thing is that he otherwise seems like a sane and reasonable person. I am utterly baffled by it.

    • @wogfun
      @wogfun Год назад

      It's almost like under any other circumstance you'd believe him? The problem is, you can't prove a flat earth any more than you can prove a round one. To answer Bill's loaded question, they lie to replace science with God, but I suspect he already understands this. If there was a video of an ice wall, how would you know it? Not just NASA, but every space agency has been caught unequivocally manufacturing evidence. So if they manufacture evidence, what are they hiding?

    • @samatics4
      @samatics4 Год назад +2

      Hear him out. It’s the truth, and it’s spreading

    • @Rabmcm32
      @Rabmcm32 Год назад +1

      Main reason why they may lie about the shape is that there is more land that they don’t want us to reach to get away from their shitty taxes .

    • @The_Kronicus
      @The_Kronicus 10 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@Rabmcm32So your best idea for the spreading of such a giant reality warping lie, is the government is afraid of losing tax dollars? Wow.

    • @Rabmcm32
      @Rabmcm32 10 месяцев назад

      @@The_Kronicus “giant reality warping lie” - yes they want to warp reality .

  • @thefuturist8864
    @thefuturist8864 Год назад +6

    It’s funny how someone can so easily call themselves a ‘critical thinker’ when they’re really only a contrarian. Critical thinking is a set of skills (as Liam Neeson will tell you) you learn over time and put to use; it’s not critical thinking to simply believe something different from everyone else.

    • @casualcausalityy
      @casualcausalityy Год назад +1

      He didn't read the critical thinker definition through a critical lense, obviously

  • @dragonclaw88
    @dragonclaw88 Год назад +2

    HELLO! Reason they tell you its round...is to sell more globes...if it was revealed that the earth was flat...globe sales would plummet

  • @juanvaldez4043
    @juanvaldez4043 Год назад +11

    Atmosphere actually has the word sphere in it, c’mon.

    • @biggensakarolltidebear
      @biggensakarolltidebear Год назад

      Horizon I'd always horizontal. Go to the beach or in a plane. Horixon always meets y I ir eyes and sides never fall away. If you study any high altitude vid with a curvitute your notice it concave and convexes do to camera lens... you have to want to know tge truth before you will let yourself see... most are to lazy to try so the eat and vomit back the bs we were force fed as a kid... why is it sucha big dealto question something.... do your own research dont believe me or anyone else find out if you care, dare, or stare straight ahead and do as your told.. always... Airplane....plane T planet

    • @juanvaldez4043
      @juanvaldez4043 Год назад +1

      @@biggensakarolltidebear 👍🏽

    • @jamessnider5978
      @jamessnider5978 Год назад

      @@juanvaldez4043 do you realize that one of the earths layers is called…anosphere..a no sphere… and since it took about 20 yrs to drill as far down as they could drill…only about 8 miles deep… how is it they come up with everything they claim as fact… everything past 8 miles deep. The one big hidden thing about science…a lot of the things we believe as fact… aren’t from the scientific method… they are from peer review…to where they agree or disagree it as science fact…and not necessarily by the scientific method. The modern optics of today like the Nikon p900 and p1000 let you see farther across water that physically possible on a sphere…whereas things should start disappearing over the curve at about 2-3 miles while they are seeing objects 40 miles away across water..and the earth can be flat and round…ever seen a kitchen table…because round does not mean a ball or a sphere… we were all taught it’s a silly concept of sailing off the edge…for a reason.. to shame and humiliate anyone who dares speak of it…but we were all taught this from the very start..it’s so embedded in our own identity…,so it is part of who we are and most of us can’t comprehend it being flat. It’s also easier to join the crowd in belittling someone brave enough to speak their belief when it’s ridiculed so harshly… but if you’re so sure it’s a ball..mostly…because that’s all you were told..,all your life…but anyone searching with real intent…to prove to themselves that it’s not flat..can’t find the real proof it’s not flat or substantial proof…that it is a ball… and real skeptics that truly research… usuall turn flat earthier..and as one…I find it so humorous how so many belittle and insult anyone bringing up flat earth in a way that’s really so childish__and so arrogantly thinking your so in the right…and mostly because you been told so…and not from firsthand research and using your mind for something other than jumping on the bandwagon…you were told to be on since a child…just research p900 and p1000 videos and judge for yourself…or keep slinging insults…about something you only been told and never learned first hand… you don’t need a degree and a white lab coat to do intelligent research… but just be prepared if you find out what you can’t imagine or unwrap your mind from around…all you’ve been told to belief as true and fact…by someone else… it’s not like the whirled…hasn’t ever been mislead or lied to

    • @juanvaldez4043
      @juanvaldez4043 Год назад

      @@jamessnider5978 I heard theres a layer about 5-6 off the earths surface called bullschittosphere, bull-shit-o- sphere, if you take a look around and open your eyes, you can see that simple organic life experiences would suggest that the earth is not flat. I will admit, there’s a good chance it’s not perfectly round, but it definitely isn’t flat.

    • @jamessnider5978
      @jamessnider5978 Год назад

      @@juanvaldez4043 my mistake…the earth layer is named….asthenosphere… and how is it that simple organic life experiences..suggest … earth isn’t flat… that’s a pretty broad statement that doesn’t suggest any clarity…description,…or any kind of description or understanding of what you’re actually talking about… and that nice word you created out of two words… is pure genius… esp how you used it in such a beautiful insult… but I would picture that…being the bubble people exist in… that believe they can see planet lime objects 40 light years away and then tell you one is rocky and another has water.. and some other details about the Trappist 1 system…that they claim is similar to our system.. and that word you created is perfect name for the bubble with people that believe they can see 240 trillion miles away. Do you realize our sun is 8 light minutes away… and it’s apparent size change…in 8 light minutes… means it wouldn’t even appear as the smallest dot in the sky….if it was two light hours..not to mention..days..weeks..years…and onto billions of light years away. 1 trillion seconds…is about 32,000 years.. 1 light year..is approximately 6 trillion miles… you can call me as stupid as you like…but water is flat… and that single thing… tells me what I need to know.. what you think of me…and the shape of the earth…and whatever you choose to believe is of no importance to me and is of your free will to choose for yourself…even if it’s childish insults..it’s your choice to freely do

  • @MrAnthonyIII
    @MrAnthonyIII Год назад +34

    Great episode. It's absurd how people will bully a guy for dressing well and caring about his appearance. Even his own girlfriend; she's ridiculous. Also isn't she perpetuating the "toxic masculinity" feminists blame men/patriarchy for?

    • @dustencross357
      @dustencross357 Год назад +6

      It comes from insecurities inside themselves....

    • @jennifershentrich4039
      @jennifershentrich4039 Год назад +1

      Huh?

    • @Hypersonicmind
      @Hypersonicmind Год назад

      Explain why all mass shooters are male. i think mass killing= toxic. Also, how many police beatings are by female cops? The last incident was black on black...ALL MALES

    • @dustencross357
      @dustencross357 Год назад

      @@Hypersonicmind more firearms are owned by men than women also more cops are male..... You are not saying anything important or intelligent. Everything you have said today is both incorrect and ignorant.Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

    • @Hypersonicmind
      @Hypersonicmind Год назад

      @@dustencross357 What is the ratio of male rape to female rape..What is "roid rage" and why are male hormones involved, i love the NFL, auto motorcycle racing, and military aircraft, but i have eyes and can see that MEN are responsible for 99% of (mass murders). i would then address men in particular...i don't need an AR15 or AK47. That doesn't make me a "sissy". It makes me a person who values human life. School shootings ARE toxic.
      A challenge for you: Nane ONE female school shooter! i'm waiting......

  • @aaronlovell6026
    @aaronlovell6026 Год назад +6

    That girl has a brother or father that keeps calling that guy gay behind his back. That's what guy's do, you see a guy that's all clean and constantly over dressed we call them gay. Because most regular guys dont worry about clothes or the latest fashion, or try to get in touch with our feelings. And when we see a guy like that, he's gay.

    • @billorangevanillaburr
      @billorangevanillaburr  Год назад +2

      💯

    • @aaronlovell6026
      @aaronlovell6026 Год назад +2

      @@billorangevanillaburr you know how guys are, we bust balls. But honestly the only time my wife really upsets me in an argument if she hits close to home. And calling me gay I would just laugh off, unless.....

    • @dustencross357
      @dustencross357 Год назад +2

      It helps with scoring tail to make it seem like you are also a gay... Women want what they can't have

    • @hinteregions
      @hinteregions Год назад +2

      That sounds very plausible. Good shot.

    • @supaded973
      @supaded973 8 месяцев назад

      @@dustencross357with a pfp like that you’re for sure gay

  • @benbo8490
    @benbo8490 Год назад +2

    "Sir, could you get a pilot's license and then please tell me you believe this ..." lol!

  • @JohnnyAce415
    @JohnnyAce415 Год назад +18

    I like when Bill says in the beginning: "l don't know what to tell ya buddy."
    HaHaHaHa😆

  • @johnjacob5839
    @johnjacob5839 Год назад +1

    I'm trained in celestial navigation. I have to use SPHERICAL TRIG to reduce my sights. If it was flat, I could use regular trig. Also if the Earth is flat, why is the shortest distance between two points an arc? Great Circle routes would be stupidly longer than they needed to be.

  • @BlackieNuff
    @BlackieNuff Год назад +3

    "Do you think fat people are round, or are they flat, too?"
    LMFAO!!

  • @patrickcmtl1000
    @patrickcmtl1000 Год назад +1

    First time i ear your pod. Very good. Keep on being you. Never stop to try to feel better and happier.
    Love you bros.

  • @stevent1565
    @stevent1565 Год назад +9

    Flat earth is an old concept, even implied in the bible. Which is ironic as even the sumerians believed the earth was round, ironic as the bible's origins came from sumerian influence.

    • @zmanawsome
      @zmanawsome Год назад +6

      Isaiah 40:22. The Hebrew word for circle means sphear.

    • @stevent1565
      @stevent1565 Год назад +3

      @@zmanawsome genesis 1 and 2. Biblical experts acknowledge tht the Hebrews understood the firmament to be a solid dome structure.

    • @zmanawsome
      @zmanawsome Год назад +4

      @@stevent1565 "Biblical experts"

    • @stevent1565
      @stevent1565 Год назад +2

      @@zmanawsome i guess you are the only experts thn ps.. These experts include Christian scholars.

    • @zmanawsome
      @zmanawsome Год назад +2

      @steven t I never claimed to be an expert. Again, "experts" you have yet to source.

  • @Corion2121
    @Corion2121 Год назад +3

    Flerfs are like a housefly: they’re annoying AF, but ultimately harmless. Ignore these insects and ultimately they will find a corner to die in.

  • @racerx5379
    @racerx5379 Год назад +1

    I have NEVER seen a video with a wickipedia "context link" , does this mean a wicki link will show up for pizza ?

  • @tomizzard
    @tomizzard Год назад +3

    His first point is spot on.
    What's the benefits of saying its a globe when it isn't!

    • @bigmon19
      @bigmon19 Год назад

      The idiocy of FE is mind numbing. So for centuries every government and the global scientific community has worked in concert will all the ship captains, pilots, astronomers and cartographers to hide the true nature of the earth. But a collection of D students has suddenly cracked the code.🤦‍♂️

    • @supaded973
      @supaded973 8 месяцев назад

      To cover up something that they don’t want us to know. Dumbass

  • @DrBellaLJ
    @DrBellaLJ Год назад +2

    Belief in a flat earth was disproven 500 years ago! It is SCARY to think that guy really believes his nonsense. Belief in flar earth= complete lack of critical thinking skills. It is terrifying that this person is supposedly college educated, and is in the national guard. Maybe he can scale the giant ice wall as the earth spins around like a pizza. It’s insanity and totally not worth your breath. People who believe that are impervious to reason.
    Thank you for making me laugh out loud every time I listen to you talk about any topic!

  • @jackmaddox4960
    @jackmaddox4960 Год назад +8

    I will always enjoy a monologue by Bill, but as far as the whole flat Earth thing goes, I simply don't engage with anyone who tries to proffer that preposterous idea... To me it's like if someone came up and said "the moon is actually made of cheese, I believe Swiss, or something similar, with lots of holes, hence all the craters..." I don't have room in my brain for want-wits like that, or the shit-brain ideas they try to foist on the world....

  • @casualcausalityy
    @casualcausalityy Год назад +1

    They can't even make up a flat map that can explain weather patterns or flight distances between the major cities around the world

  • @johnhalloway3342
    @johnhalloway3342 Год назад +3

    For the Girl Friend who keeps asking if he gay !
    It's her girlfriends talking shit in her ear !!!!!

  • @Heaven69J
    @Heaven69J Год назад +1

    I have asked the question what do the people who are trying to hide the flat earth thing are gaining from this? No one has given me an answer for this. Also just want to add that both the extreme left and right are both the same.

  • @lazygamerz
    @lazygamerz Год назад +4

    There is a midnight sun at both poles on their respective summers. So basically Earth is a slightly off-axis sphere. Use a flashlight and invent a shape that shows that phenomenon (might be a cool math prize in it if you do).

    • @rogerwilco1777
      @rogerwilco1777 Год назад +2

      ..or the fact that there are two poles, (two pole stars, two points of axial rotation).. still waiting on flat earthers to explain how that happens

    • @samatics4
      @samatics4 Год назад

      @@rogerwilco1777well there is no rotation…
      Why is the equator the hottest part of earth when the entire thing is on a tilt? Did they forget about that one while creating it?

    • @rogerwilco1777
      @rogerwilco1777 Год назад

      @@samatics4 go outside some night. take a time lapse of the sky. when facing north everything rotates counter-clockwise around polaris. when facing south everything rotates clockwise around sigma octantis. so not only is there rotation, but there are TWO points of axial rotation.
      acknowledge this fact 1st and then I'll explain to you how the equator, tropic of capricorn, tropic of cancer and seasons work.

    • @samatics4
      @samatics4 Год назад

      @@rogerwilco1777 Yes, changing your perspective appears to make things change direction. If I stand on one side of the street and cars are driving left, when I go to the other side of the street they drive to the right.
      You are trying to show me how we live on a spinning ball right?

  • @alhfgsp
    @alhfgsp Год назад +1

    Hear me out on this aside:
    Just to clarify, it's really SJWs and soft liberals that constantly get offended on behalf of minority groups. Informed lefties hate that shit and really talk mostly about the means of production. There are factions on "the left" that have nothing to do with each other.
    I'm a gun-loving, anti-capitalist farmer. Rather, I used to be a farmer. I've seen the stratification of the market (crony capitalism) in food production and elsewhere in which monopolies put local providers out of business across the board (often with help from governments they manipulate). On a broader scale, multinational corporations use exorbitant amounts of money to manipulate governments of 3rd world countries to provide cheap labor for themselves. The people of these 3rd world countries are kept in poverty and our jobs are outsourced for sweat shop labor (in all aspects of production in late stages). I'm anti-capitalist because this is a natural progression of a system based on perpetual growth and short term profit calculations. Yes, greed is a part of our condition anyway but the answer is not to codify it into what drives the means of production, whilst calling it freedom. The temporary freedom of early capitalist markets with stable competition (prices kept low and wages high) quickly becomes crony and the freedom is gone.
    I'm not a communist either due to dictatorship of the proletariat, just someone who can at least correctly identify the problem. The answer would have to be a modern adaptation of agrarianism because it is self-sustaining and allows us to live a symbiotic relationship with our environment. But power in markets and fortune 500 companies working in tandem with governments prevents such a thing.

  • @dianamary6170
    @dianamary6170 Год назад +5

    There should be a disorder for flat earthers in the DSM. lol

    • @Okijuben
      @Okijuben Год назад +1

      It would include Dunning Kruger and a tendency toward cognitive dissonance rooted in an addiction to conspiracy porn.

  • @guyrose6602
    @guyrose6602 Год назад +1

    The "Why would they lie about that?" point is my favorite approach to this ridiculous discussion. Also, I love how someone with an oppositional defiance disorder calls himself a "critical thinker".

  • @veronicaa.8503
    @veronicaa.8503 Год назад +5

    i love Bill Burr.....hilarious. Its funny I thinkj the same shit he does on so many things....keep being you Bill!!!

  • @houbice3
    @houbice3 Год назад +2

    Flat earthers believe its flat because they know curvature formula and it simply isn’t happening on globe model could you believe that? Yes they can zoom these days too far 🤷🏻‍♂️

  • @tetrasphere8165
    @tetrasphere8165 Год назад +4

    I've only ran into 2 of them in person, but if you do, just simply ask them how a beautiful sunset works. Where the clouds are reflecting the pinks yellows and oranges from the bottom. Watch them walk away.

    • @DeathBYDesign666
      @DeathBYDesign666 Год назад +1

      They never answer the question directly of course, they ask a follow up question that you can also answer easily and think it's some kind of gotcha. They actually think their arguments are somehow complex and that we don't have every single one of them committed to memory. For one there aren't that many and for another they are all easily demonstrated false by simple observations. Calling their ideas childish is an insult to children.

    • @tetrasphere8165
      @tetrasphere8165 Год назад +2

      @@DeathBYDesign666 here's another. Ask them if they're religious. And if yes ask them if they think their god if phucking with them. Because why would the moon look spherical?

    • @DeathBYDesign666
      @DeathBYDesign666 Год назад +1

      @@tetrasphere8165 Oh yes I have been down that road before. I usually ask why if God made the earth flat that everything else in the sky is round? Meaning spherical because anything round but not spherical would become more oval shaped when looking at different angles. I also like to add that if this is all gods work then he would have to be the primary deceiver in this equation, you know for making space which doesn't actually exist. Speaking of the clouds I have a picture in my phone showing one layer of clouds with no sun on them and the layer above that does. This is fairly rare to happen but I imagine that would break their brains even more.

    • @tetrasphere8165
      @tetrasphere8165 Год назад

      @@DeathBYDesign666 yes, why would God do such a thing. I actually just saw a sunset that you described. Here's another example to use > ask them explain a bubble and then ask them what would happen if they broke a magnet and placed the pieces and or dust what shape it would make

  • @sirbarther
    @sirbarther Год назад +1

    So,- are all the celestial objects, which all appear circular, just flat objects all conveniently pointed directly at Earth? Or are we the only flat object floating through space?

  • @SRunni_
    @SRunni_ Год назад +7

    @17:50 I feel for that dude😭 about over eating 😭 and thinking about suicide. Currently I'm going to AA meetings and talking to therapists. Hope you'll get well soon 🙏🏿👍🏿

    • @Marko-sd6bc
      @Marko-sd6bc Год назад +1

      Bless you. ❤ day at a time, in the now, not yesterday or tomorrow. 💯❤️🙏

    • @Marko-sd6bc
      @Marko-sd6bc Год назад +1

      Forgive the psycho avatar… I’m weird lol

    • @SRunni_
      @SRunni_ Год назад

      @Marko niiice! Lol. Yeah I'm in therapy and it helps. Stay safe, it'll work out🙏🏿 ❤️

  • @clintonwashington8609
    @clintonwashington8609 Год назад +1

    Hey bill. I’m a retired vet and I love your stuff. Keep it the fuck up. I never get tired of your sh tick.

  • @vortexradium1
    @vortexradium1 Год назад +2

    The Coriolis effect doesn't make any scene on a flat earth, why would water swirl in a counter clockwise rotation as it drains through a smaller orifice?
    Beyond the equator water spins in the opposite direction.
    And finally on the equator it doesn't spin at all.

  • @Marc-js8rx
    @Marc-js8rx Год назад +3

    As a guy who was bullied in his youth for being a quiet outsider -- like bullies ever needed a legit reason -- it was welcoming to actually hear you express such remorse in retrospect, Bill. Strange, because while I had worked through it and grew up to be a hands-on defender of such victims, it still had a impact to hear such regrets from you. "That which does not kill us..." and all that shit.
    OK, enough of this deep shit. Thanks for a quality podcast episode...and GFY, ya bald half-pint.

  • @gerrardmcginty9057
    @gerrardmcginty9057 Год назад +1

    So for those who on a flat earth why not walk to the end of your flat earth let us know when you find the edge

  • @soxnotsocks
    @soxnotsocks Год назад +3

    The Greeks? He's a few thousand years off. Ya can't do what the Egyptians did with the pyramids without knowing the earth was round

    • @rorykeegan1895
      @rorykeegan1895 Год назад

      Since Alexander's time the Pharaohs were all Greek. Cleopatra was Greek, not Egyptian.

    • @soxnotsocks
      @soxnotsocks Год назад

      @@rorykeegan1895 you know that as old as the Greeks are to us, that's how old the Egyptians are to them. Egypt is the cradle of civilization. Cleopatra was thousands of years older than Alexander

    • @soxnotsocks
      @soxnotsocks Год назад

      @@rorykeegan1895 cleopatra was only 40p years older than Alexander. Tut was 2000 years before Alexander

    • @murph8411
      @murph8411 Год назад

      @@soxnotsockscleopatra as in Cleopatra vii philopater, the one who had children to Caesar and Mark Antony was born and ruled in the first century BC. Alexander died around 325bc iirc.
      cleopatra was a descendant of Alexander’s general and friend ptolemy.

  • @exposingtheamericanstasitr3579
    @exposingtheamericanstasitr3579 Год назад +2

    Were not always going to agree, but i appeciate the hell out of Bill for staying true to his self and recognising when whenever he isnt and correcting course.

  • @VeggiesOutFront
    @VeggiesOutFront Год назад +1

    He brings up a great point about how we unintentionally change the way we talk around people to avoid upset. Discussing the constitution with Christian or white nationalists or science with evangelical chirstians is not productive and some times outright hostile to certain beliefs so why even bring them up in front of them?

    • @VeggiesOutFront
      @VeggiesOutFront Год назад +1

      I think a lot of what it comes down to is if you're willing to put your art over your Income don't worry about being politically correct. Political correctness is meant for public sector interactions to better allow our diverse nation to function with itself. The bleed over of public sector political correctness into private sector interactions is solely elective. You don't have to be politically correct as a private citizen. The problem is private citizens also don't have to interact with you. If you're saying what ever you wish because you're free to do so but don't like how you're treated because of how you act then you're playing the victim

  • @tonyedwards4067
    @tonyedwards4067 Год назад +3

    Yep “ don’t confuse me with the facts my mind is already made up”

  • @jacksongrant5979
    @jacksongrant5979 Год назад +1

    Can we start nominating Comedy Kings like this for president. Shred all the "I take myself to serious, woe is me banter," and we can all go out with a good laugh.

  • @derHexenhammer
    @derHexenhammer Год назад +3

    How does it feel to be a man? Scared of death, but ready to welcome it. So true.

  • @assplundah
    @assplundah Год назад +2

    Apparently this “flat-earth theory” is catching on……ALL AROUND THE WORLD!🤔🤷‍♂️🙄🤣🤣

  • @kirkclements4893
    @kirkclements4893 Год назад +3

    I have come from the underside of our flat earth to convince everybody that the earth is round so that you top-siders don't come to take all of our really cool stuff from our underside paradise - LMAO

  • @MadeTaylor
    @MadeTaylor Год назад +1

    I’ve been saying for YEARS…show me the end of the flat earth. Eventually there has to be an end if its flat!!!

  • @ryansummers4661
    @ryansummers4661 Год назад +3

    Bill, I imagine you havent read pure fictional book in awhile, just my imagination maybe
    heres the first lines from Terry Prachett moving pictures, maybe you wil read and enjoy
    Watch...
    This is space. Its sometimes called the final frontier.
    (except that of course you cant have a final frontier to, but as frontiers go, its pretty penultimate...)
    Its a fun book, clever very easy reading

  • @danielelliott5532
    @danielelliott5532 Год назад +1

    Bill From the air in your weed wacker real camt you tell,don't awnser that...Much love as always the old goat ❤1 of 5.

  • @biggav7434
    @biggav7434 Год назад +4

    Flat earthers should be given golden globe awards 🌎🌏🌍

  • @AarOnCoasters
    @AarOnCoasters Год назад +2

    I'm trying to find the episode when Bill talks about Albert Einstein. He does a skit when Einsteins wife comes home with a sandwich to find E=MC2 on the mirror. Then yells out the open window Alfreeeed. Anyone know the episode? Google does not.

  • @CausalityLoop
    @CausalityLoop Год назад +13

    Honestly, asking "why" is the wrong question. It gives conspiracy theorists infinite leeway to just start making up stories about how evil "they" are.
    If you really want to blow a flat earther's mind, ask them why things fall down. Then when they mindlessly answer "duhhh it's density and buoyancy", ask them how to calculate the rate of a falling object as accurately as the current model (which has that pesky little 'g' constant that they don't believe in).
    Don't engage a conspiracy on the conspiracy's own ground.

    • @bloodymarvelous4790
      @bloodymarvelous4790 Год назад

      You really think you're going to convince these idiots with scientific questions?
      "Why" is the exact right question to ask.

    • @CausalityLoop
      @CausalityLoop Год назад

      @@bloodymarvelous4790 Because the "why would they do it" just lets them tell stories, which is the conspiracy theorists bread and butter. "It's for population control, it's to hide God, it's to consolidate power, blah blah blah". Any hardcore conspiracy theorist can make shit up for hours to answer that question.
      However, no flat earther can spin a story to tell me where 9.8 meters per second squared of acceleration towards the earth comes from and why the formula that includes g is always right.

    • @rogerramjet6429
      @rogerramjet6429 Год назад

      Stig you're just another narrow minded moron throwing everyone into the same label as conspiracy theorist, because for numb nuts like you, it makes everyone easier to ignore, while you think you're the smart one.
      Not all of us that question are fking flat earthers.
      You're just too arrogant and pompous, to see you don't know everything, so your efforts are to rubbish people that do seek information, not in the typical public domain.
      I bet you're the type that trash talks "sovereign citizen" types, but have no idea why this cannot exist, because you don't know what the words mean.
      Your attitude is that of a typical Richard Cranium, that resides on the sub 80 portion of the gradient, for the Dunning Krueger Effect/Scale.
      Keep chewing.
      One day that head up your arse, will see light again.

    • @Gandhi_Physique
      @Gandhi_Physique Год назад

      @@EventualWarlord No, not a good question. They say it is protected so nobody can go, and they don't agree on whether or not there is an edge.

    • @minnesotaflats
      @minnesotaflats Год назад

      If you think the G constant is truly a constant, I recommend you look up Rupert Sheldrake’s banned Ted Talk, “The Science Delusion”. I found it fascinating.

  • @lindyhoppingfool
    @lindyhoppingfool Год назад +1

    Flat eating started as an internet joke then ran out of bridges in NYC to sell. Boom flat earthers rise from the digital dust.

  • @happinesstan
    @happinesstan Год назад +4

    Imagine being grateful for being called a celebrity.

  • @schmeevo1
    @schmeevo1 Год назад +2

    Flat earthers. Because sovereign citizens need someone to laugh at