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I also have a knife like that in my truck door...and a hammer in the door behind me...and brass knuckles in the center console. Plus my pistol, of course.

Bill Burr should fight old timey kung fu masters to make his black wife wet

If he DOES decide to leave it at home, it shouldn't be on date night

I’m gonna fucking stop here right there. Physically LeBron could not do everything Micheal could do in fact that’s one of the biggest differences between the two of them.. so right after that is wrong. The built completely differently the Brown was nowhere near as agile. He didn’t have the same footwork. He wasn’t able to jump anyone as high. He wasn’t quick off the first step he didn’t have his footwork. In fact, absolutely nothing like physically.

Pretty sure you need mammary glands in order to produce milk. Men don't have mammary glands.

1:26 -lady(!!!!!)

The thing with Jordan people forget, he reached the level of dominance he did for as long as he did while eating a diet that consisted of McDonald's, copious amounts of alcohol, smoking cigars pregame and probably burning the candle at both ends. At a certain point, teams started hiring players' nutrionists and had them on strict diets, work out regimes, and sleep schedules. Scary to think what MJ would do with those factors added... not to mention the added benefit of things like HGH.

2:11 so good. Legendary performance by the Lovely Nia

12:33 Omg the ice cream fight got me good. Bill: Nia, you're so beautiful rn. Nia: (banished from a distance) SCREW YOU! 😂

Jackie Chan is the Godfather of Stunts

What the fuck 10 minutes in and I’m feeling like when my friends parents fights and I feel like I need to go

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That picture of Bill at the thrift store is hilarious

Poor b burr worst case of being pussy whipped ever. Past his best now , worth a fortune but still trys to let on he is like the average guy. Poor Bill.

Sounds like a mix of autism and combat stress, maybe a little bit of an insecurity thing too. He was already into weapons so maybe that's his fixation but needing it like a fucking blankie or a pacifier or something? That's fucking weird.

I enjoy the comedy, but going after Chewbacca is too far!

Don’t cough here go cough over there 🤣 that was my wife’s literal response to me being sick with the fluuu

brad&linda, me and my wife....lol loved this!

Hunting with a falcon is like throwing a reliable boomerang

11:05 😂

Normally I'd be with Nia, but I think she's extremely short sided on this one. Bill even gave her hint, but she was too far gone already. On the streets nowadays, it's crazy. I live in Raleigh NC, small city relatively calm. Although when I'm in downtown or FFS a Wal-Mart there can be issues. It's sad, I know but we don't have millions of dollars to buy the best alarm systems, or have ppl go fo our groceries. We have to go out in the real world and unfortunately like Billiam said it "It be crazy" haha! The guy doesn't mean his girlfriend or the blade, it's deeper that that, it's his sense of security or the blade. Nia doesn't get it because she out of touch and that's fine. Yet Bill who is also successful is the one with more prospective.

tldr; nia is an admitted hypocrite

She knows how to deflect and defend Herself

"Be quiet and learn something" "If you keep doing that to me im gonna kick you in the balls." FUcking male/female comedy gold right here

Nia may not be a chef but she was cookin on this episode

Nia Sounds More Like A White Woman than a Black Woman. If I did not know Nia is Negro I'd swear she is another well-educated Very Well Spoken Caucasian Woman. Nia speaks very clearly and sasynctly. I enjoy listening to her a lot. Go Go Nia. Lol

Nia is totally Awesome.

Again..Nia is a hypocrit and a racist. I said what I said. Bill wake up.

So Nia is ok with women being sluts and ruining their lives as long as it's not her daughter. She's a racist hypocrit and idk why bill married her.

We all bring our work home. 😅

I love how they photoshop the thumbnail most of all... gets me everytime😂

Nia isn't very smart. I carry a gun every day, and have every day for 40 years. She clearly hasn't seen what can happen to unarmed people when thugs decide to make them victims.

You’re out there going dababoo dababoo dababooo

marriage seems so boring

It's called pain compliance and needs to be brought back because it works, and keeps the situation from escapating to life and death

Impossible burger causes lactation for men...like I had a choice but to listen. 🙂

This was my email he read

Men re fat

I love Nia, and I understand the paranoia statement, why does everything have to go back to the relationship about her? Some women believe that their man is defending them, and their family; some men feel that they only have 'being a man', or whatever; how about how the man feels about his upbringing, his job in the military, his job about his newfound family, etcetera?

No comparason.

I don’t like West coast rap like that either, Billy!

Carry a Folder knife, soldier boy! WTF needs a 12" fixed blade? Take it easy, Crocodile Dundee......

10:59 That got me 😂😂 I love them

Nia's Snoop joke at the beginning!

She makes some good points. Good luck with all that Bill.

Honestly this bickering is nostalgic of my childhood. Light hearted banter.

I love these lmao the top 10 crocodile attacks is so relatable. Are all of us guys the same?

GO BILLY GO BILLY GO … 😊

NO NOT Florence Nightingale , recently revealed that she was not an angel after all, she was a very good nurse but had misogynistic ideas about suffragettes and female doctors, Nia is Mary Seacole the black British nurse who though she was a contemporary of Nightingale and the troops liked her and the treatment she administered she never got the recognition she deserved .

Funniest this is the horizon is curved, its just so subtle you cant recongnize it with your naked eye, but take a picture do some measurements and bam youll see its curved