Bill Burr: death by SHARK or LION

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  • Опубликовано: 29 окт 2024

Комментарии • 16

  • @TheVanillatech
    @TheVanillatech Год назад +8

    Either way, you're alive when they eat you. Same with a bear. Lions are not like tigers or cheetahs. They don't expel energy ensuring the prey is dead, if the prey is not resisting or capable of escape.
    I think the shark is better. They're gonna take one or two bites before you've bled out / passed out. You also don't feel the bites because it's like being cut with a razor blade or a Hatorri Hanzo sword.

  • @andrewblanchard2398
    @andrewblanchard2398 Год назад

    the shark in the thumbnail
    is from the movie
    THE LAST SHARK

  • @kevinwest3689
    @kevinwest3689 Год назад +1

    I asked my girlfriend this question, she claimed she would totally rather be eaten in the bush. So later that night, I started creeping under the covers from the foot of the bed, she said what are you doing? I just started singing, when the shark bites 🎶 now she's totally into sharks are going to the pet store tomorrow.

  • @jasonbenford3427
    @jasonbenford3427 Год назад +5

    I definitely appreciate your optimism Bill, but ☝🏾women do not want to be the "bread winner" of the relationship.🤷🏾‍♂️
    They lose respect over time!⏳⏳

    • @doommarauder3532
      @doommarauder3532 Год назад +3

      And a sure way to never earn respect is by using emojis.

    • @jasonbenford3427
      @jasonbenford3427 Год назад +2

      @@doommarauder3532
      👌🏾!!
      ✌🏾

    • @TheVanillatech
      @TheVanillatech Год назад +3

      If a woman loses respect, that's her problem, not mine. If she wants to leave, she can leave. If she wants to be upset she can be upset. Never go out of your way to make someone like you or cling on to a relationship if it ain't right, then it ain't right.

    • @montega.
      @montega. 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@TheVanillatech Yeah, don't try in your relationships and disregard your partners feelings... That's why younger generations suffer from intense loneliness and dysfunctional relationships.

    • @TheVanillatech
      @TheVanillatech 5 месяцев назад

      @@montega. No no, Im not young! I made a ton of mistakes, was taken complete advantage of many times, when I WAS young. I had to change. Im a excellent father, and I wish I could give that same effort and duty to a partner, I really do! But it ain't a safe bet, it aint a given, and over numerous times, it's turned into a bust.
      I had a great one once, perhaps two, but they "got away".
      Im skeptical not by bitterness or choice, but through experience.
      I don't require a woman, to feel whole. Thank god. Im dedicated to myself, my friends, my family, and my kids. Women make things more interesting, but they ain't an essential part.

  • @XmanSully
    @XmanSully Год назад +1

    This video is…
    Well, let’s just say you should keep your day job

    • @bonnescottkarra5879
      @bonnescottkarra5879 Год назад

      this is not bad at all dude. the other episodes are also very good. so..