I love how Sherri's Berries has dropped Bill multiple times but keep coming back because his sales are undeniable. The first read he did of theirs was hilarious. Dropped. They came back, then he was doing the read with a guest on the podcast who's a black comic. They were riffing about the white chocolate berries coming with little Klan hoods. Dropped again. Guess who's back every Valentine's and Mother's day with reads on the MMP?
wait, shari's berries are back again? which podcast episode did they come back on? this comment just says 3 months ago so im guessing it was sometime in november lol
@@agreen182 They've also made it clear they take issue with how Bill does his reads. He's talked about it on the MMP before. It's not just their schedule, they straight up dropped him.
to be fair they shouldn't have sponsored him if they weren't prepared for him to do this. everyone who listens to his podcasts knows that he butchers the sponsors.
I really think people tend to overlook the underlying benefit of Bill reading through all the text contained in the ad. By reading the parts that were meant to be improvised and seem natural, you get a window of just how contrived and disingenuous the copy is, giving all these bullshit prefaces for having the host promote the product. I can't tell you how much more aware and mentally conscious coming across ads in other podcasts/channels becomes and how hilarious it is to see these people just take on these false premises as if they're really telling a true story of how they came to be so supportive of whatever is in the ad.
It also means that when he does give praise to a product it’s genuine. I can’t remember specifics, but he’s said good things about that underwear company and the one that sells meat. Both names escape me at the moment lol
Wow really dumb move from Soothe. Bill gave them like a five min amazing ad read and if you know how expensive it is to put ads on podcasts I 100% guarantee that they only paid for 1min. Possibly 2min but even that is very rare. Bill knows how to sell. He talks to his audience when pushing a product the exact way he’d always talk to them because it’s proof that he’s not selling his soul for the marketing. He isn’t willing to sacrifice his reputation to pretend to love Soothe, and ironically being genuine is how more stuff gets sold
Yes so true. The main point is that people receive the information and that goal is very much achieved. I mean, the guy even makes you laugh which makes an emotional connection thus retaining the memory better.
I love how nobody has sympathy for advertisers. You can look around and see a lot of wrong in the world, but at least that is something we're doing right.
@@aquadonkey. Yeah, I'm sure that was a hustle for a while because he was so open about giving back the money and considering the one read a freebie. Now that he has Andrew I bet he checks and double checks that they're okay with ol Billy's tone.
So they make out like Bill made the massage service look shady, but in reality, i used to work for a time as a receptionist for a massage clinic and we would always get people phoning up wondering if we "did other services" lolz, it doesn't mater what you say someone always tries.
This is better than a commercial for a massage place where there’s a whole bunch of people saying this relieved all pain and is revolutionary and there’s a tiny thing in the corner that says “not paid. These are real customers” the fact that they feel the need to say that kills the credibility hahaha
@Gen... Did you listen to the “bad hotel experience” one he did a few years back on his podcast. It’s on RUclips. LMAO🤣 It’s beyond hilarious!!! His inappropriate description of this stay at what was supposed to be a nice hotel that turned into Hotel Hell😂 It’s pure brilliance👍
I feel like a majority of people would rather have ads like this because it’s not over the top ridiculous and it’s funny. I hate ads claiming that their product is “the solution to all your problems” “life changing” immediate red flag
God. I'd pay good money to be advertised like this, are you shitting me? One of the best comedians of our age making a bit out of your business is probably just about the best way to get people in the door - they'll do it just so they can add "and I actually went!" to their anecdote about hilarious Bills bit on them was. >_
"Hey Bill we wanna give you some money but you have to say EXACTLY what we tell you ok?" "Just send it through you c####s, Billy Red Nuts does what he wants"
Bill Burr for President!! Honest guy!! Asshole but honest . If Trump was as honest and funny as this gentleman here .. we would have a half decent President.
Their loss honestly. Mostly, I'm disgusted that not only do they naturally expect him to blatantly lie to make them money like it's saying hi back to them in public, but they're so afraid of being exposed as money hungry flesh merchants and losing even a single sad sack who needs to be touched that they HAD to immediately terminate this. They must not understand how unpopular a business without a sense of humor is these days. Which is stupid in itself as a concept, they're still greedy pos with or without a sense of humor, but still, it matters to mindless consumers that they pretend to have a sense of humor.
think like this. You are a massage company that doesn't do any kind of sexual thing and try to become a well known brand. You pay for advertizing and the guy you paid does it very immaturely and starts ranting about how handjobs after massage should be a legal service while doing your advertise. trans fat? its like you get an ad for a healthy food place and rant about how transfat is a great thing it's like you are giving a shoutout for a good youtuber and rant about how logan paul is great these are bad comparisons because stiatuon isn't sensitive as giving handjobs after massage i don't know how americans sees it but massage is an art and necessary treatment for a lot of physical problem. he gets upset becouse they stop being a sponsor i would fucking sue him. and what the fuck was that cannabis and paid handjob comparison
if only there was a way to do some research and see how a certain podcaster does ads. 1 podcast 1 fucking read is all you need to hear from Bill to know exactly the kind of treatment you're getting. But I'm glad they didn't, otherwise this gem wouldn't exist right now.
I love how bill reads the shit he isn’t supposed to
Good. So everybody knows that most of those personal experiences are BS
He has never not read 'Call to action' LMAO
I love how Sherri's Berries has dropped Bill multiple times but keep coming back because his sales are undeniable. The first read he did of theirs was hilarious. Dropped. They came back, then he was doing the read with a guest on the podcast who's a black comic. They were riffing about the white chocolate berries coming with little Klan hoods. Dropped again. Guess who's back every Valentine's and Mother's day with reads on the MMP?
You do realize that’s their entire MO? They blast ads during big gift seasons, since that’s when almost all of their sales are.
They are awesome too.
wait, shari's berries are back again? which podcast episode did they come back on? this comment just says 3 months ago so im guessing it was sometime in november lol
@@ahmed-bw5mb This was a while ago I havent listened to the podcast in a minute :(
@@agreen182 They've also made it clear they take issue with how Bill does his reads. He's talked about it on the MMP before. It's not just their schedule, they straight up dropped him.
Even bad press is good press.
People just skip over this ad read... yet here we are, actually searching for it.
Exactly
this dude makes ads worth listening to!
Can imagine the CEO of this company listening to this podcast? It must have been hilarious.
Before: "We'll be the next Uber!"
After: "This guy just talked about hand jobs the whole time!"
Keith Patrick “And what was that shit about strapping our customers down like ‘a lobotomy patient’?!”
In a conference room with all the big guys, lol.
to be fair they shouldn't have sponsored him if they weren't prepared for him to do this. everyone who listens to his podcasts knows that he butchers the sponsors.
i need.. and i mean I FUCKING NEED... a compilation with all the "aaaaaand if elected..." Kennedy bits. i fucking die everytime he does that haha
Me undies has been there since day one 😂 f all those advertisers who ditch bill because they don’t understand his humor lol
Yeah and it's so weird because they've probably heard how he reads his ads before they sponsor. It's like complaining about your wife
Zip Recruiter is still there
Yeah you would think they would be all for him joking around In the read, he is a comedian after all.
@@mossymoose8920 You mean "ZIP.......................................... recruiter! "
@@mossymoose8920 zip... rrrrrrrrrrRRRREEEEEECRUITah!
This segment was part of the first podcast I ever heard. I’ve been following ever since.
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I really think people tend to overlook the underlying benefit of Bill reading through all the text contained in the ad. By reading the parts that were meant to be improvised and seem natural, you get a window of just how contrived and disingenuous the copy is, giving all these bullshit prefaces for having the host promote the product. I can't tell you how much more aware and mentally conscious coming across ads in other podcasts/channels becomes and how hilarious it is to see these people just take on these false premises as if they're really telling a true story of how they came to be so supportive of whatever is in the ad.
This is dead on man. On what of those ads it wanted bill to come up with a story and just lie
Are you michael jackson?
It also means that when he does give praise to a product it’s genuine. I can’t remember specifics, but he’s said good things about that underwear company and the one that sells meat. Both names escape me at the moment lol
Wow really dumb move from Soothe. Bill gave them like a five min amazing ad read and if you know how expensive it is to put ads on podcasts I 100% guarantee that they only paid for 1min. Possibly 2min but even that is very rare.
Bill knows how to sell. He talks to his audience when pushing a product the exact way he’d always talk to them because it’s proof that he’s not selling his soul for the marketing. He isn’t willing to sacrifice his reputation to pretend to love Soothe, and ironically being genuine is how more stuff gets sold
Yes so true. The main point is that people receive the information and that goal is very much achieved. I mean, the guy even makes you laugh which makes an emotional connection thus retaining the memory better.
It’s not that deep
Bill Burr does not give a shit. Gotta love a guy who's honest no matter what.
I love how nobody has sympathy for advertisers. You can look around and see a lot of wrong in the world, but at least that is something we're doing right.
Just stay with the first sentence.
"Nobody has sympathy for advertisers."
And I wonder why ?
John Doe I know this was 2 years ago and your not gonna respond but why? Sounds like lucky man is just trying to be positive nothing wrong with that
Always remember Bill Hicks' "routine" about marketers. It still holds up today.
No one should have sympathy for advertisers, ever.
@bradsully6620 no one should have sympathy for ANYONE, ever. 😂
“Type in ‘soothe..... S. O. O. T. H. E..... or ‘Sooo...... the.”😂😂😂
This was one of the funniest things I’ve ever listened to at work 😂
Still laughing to this in August 2020!
Same
dude no way!?
Can you picture the board room listening to this?
LMFAO!
So the massage company expected a Happy ending from bill and got frustrated when he didn't do it 😂
LMFAO!
HAAAAAAAAAAAND. ahahaha
The question is, can you select the HAAAAAAAND that soothes you? :D
"Don't get me fuckin' started," he said to himself.
Story of my life.
“D’AAAAAWWWWWW GEEEEEEEEEZUSS”
lmfaoooooooo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Was looking for this. So hilarious thank you for uploading
I dunno what they were expecting when they asked good 'ole Billy Boi to read an ad about massages, lol
Ahahahaha This should be in your stand-up comedy special, Bill!
4:23 spot on. “Not your pay grade” lololol
But I'm still not allowed to bring in a young intern to take over your now old duties. Unbelievable.
"Ohhh jeezus, these people are new..." 🤣
This is why I love bill so much. So brutally honest.
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL"
The real question is why would u apply for an add on his podcast when you know this is exactly what he's going to do.
So u get the ad for free
@@aquadonkey. Yeah, I'm sure that was a hustle for a while because he was so open about giving back the money and considering the one read a freebie. Now that he has Andrew I bet he checks and double checks that they're okay with ol Billy's tone.
So they make out like Bill made the massage service look shady, but in reality, i used to work for a time as a receptionist for a massage clinic and we would always get people phoning up wondering if we "did other services" lolz, it doesn't mater what you say someone always tries.
I’m a masseur, and it’s true. You’d be surprised how many people are looking for a “cranial sacral release”
Thanks for posting such a weird clip and especially for including the followup. First Burr clip I've commented on out of like 40. :)
This is incredible. So glad I found this one. 😂
"I COULD JUST DO WHAT THEY WANT!!!" 😂😂😂
This is why Bill Burr is the best EVER!!!
This is better than a commercial for a massage place where there’s a whole bunch of people saying this relieved all pain and is revolutionary and there’s a tiny thing in the corner that says “not paid. These are real customers” the fact that they feel the need to say that kills the credibility hahaha
"Its like your selling some kind of food and I bring up trans fat"
This is classic! Absolute genius material
The Me Undies ad has the melody of Alice's Restaurant.
How did he transition from massages to drive through hand jobs?
LMAO🤣 Burr is so perfectly inappropriate!!! He takes an advertisement and just goes way out to comedic genius😂
You might even say, appropriately inappropriate.
@Gen... Did you listen to the “bad hotel experience” one he did a few years back on his podcast. It’s on RUclips. LMAO🤣 It’s beyond hilarious!!! His inappropriate description of this stay at what was supposed to be a nice hotel that turned into Hotel Hell😂 It’s pure brilliance👍
Tech Guy I don’t think so. Do you think you can send a link?
ruclips.net/video/-mjqwHu3rng/видео.html
Call meant implements MMP suggestion- 6 months later prostate problems sharply drop. Bill Burr Saving Lives!
late to the party but the JFK reading was absolutely hilarious...
ZIP .......
.... Re-Crutah!
I feel like a majority of people would rather have ads like this because it’s not over the top ridiculous and it’s funny. I hate ads claiming that their product is “the solution to all your problems” “life changing” immediate red flag
Definitely. Advertisers are actually safer with ads the way Bill does it because they're less likely to skip through
Don't say happy ending Don't say happy ending Don't say happy ending
Bill is king lol
Me undies rules !
i thought i was the only one.. but their is a whole community for bill burrs advertisements 😂 so funny
So I see this video recommended for me "Bill Burr vs The message company" haha I'm like "Well I gotta watch this haha gee I wonder who wins. " lol
I called Soothe, and as I was talking to the girl on the phone, I soothed myself... and it was free!
Strap down to table, Bill you're talking about a Dominatrix, who goes the extra mile!!😁😁😎😂
I think this is hilarious, but also solid advice. I’d love a drive thru rub-one-out store.
Do the advertisers not listen to the Podcast beforehand?
I wonder why he lost this sponsor.....hmmm. Anyway, I guess it was worth it to get the laughs. They should have known what he would do.
He obviously doesn't care.
I'm more likely to BUY because of Bill 🙂
He needs to be endorsed by fleshlights and pornhub
does pornhub need advertisement ?
He's so on point about men calming down after the release. No f***ing conservative politician addresses this.
Champagne of victory
I honestly blame the massage company, I mean they should have at least googled "Bill Burr"
I'm dead...LMAO
Ohhhh jeeeesus Oh jeesus
That's a huge parts of your industry. I am.laighing at the bus like a psycho
Bill definitely will not be getting a renewal on this contract 😂
i guess if jfk was alive thats probably what he would be doing. cus i swear that impression sounded like john f kennedy
Oh Jesus, ohh jeeeesusss!
God. I'd pay good money to be advertised like this, are you shitting me? One of the best comedians of our age making a bit out of your business is probably just about the best way to get people in the door - they'll do it just so they can add "and I actually went!" to their anecdote about hilarious Bills bit on them was. >_
Burrrrrrr... Cold hands.
Bill is a legend
Thank you for the laugh I fucking needed that .. the editor who did that and of course ok billy red Ball's..your brilliant
Robert kraft likes this
Cried
"Hey Bill we wanna give you some money but you have to say EXACTLY what we tell you ok?"
"Just send it through you c####s, Billy Red Nuts does what he wants"
Thats below my pay grade.
Special off Her !!😁😁😁
Lmao comedy gold!
6:45 Dontblowit-keepitsimple-countyourmunnie format
7:50 joe pesci impression
This is fucking hilarious.
Did these advertisers ever come back for more?
Deshaun Watsons company
Oh me undies
I have only one thing I can comment on this
Zip………….. 🐓
I couldnt agree more. Bill this is your best material since let it go and u ppl r all the same. U r funny again, congratulations!!!
Bill Burr never stopped being funny lol
Lol, oh geezus 😅😅😆😆
You provide aMASSAGE advertisement to an fucking uncensored COMEDIAN and didnt expect this?
Jesus christ people lol
Crazzzyyy stuff
LMAO!!!!! Priceless!!!!!
Bill Burr for President!! Honest guy!! Asshole but honest . If Trump was as honest and funny as this gentleman here .. we would have a half decent President.
Bill lost another sponsor 🤣
me undies don't give a fuuuuuuck. sharries berries needs to take notes.
I love me undies cause they are cool af bill does some wild songs sometimes
Lmaoooo that was hysterical hahahaha man really talked about hand jobs during a spa ad lmaooooooo
Did Bill just lowkey advertised a hoookah company?
Hilarious
Anyone voting for Bill 2024 Elections
These guys never listened to his podcast.
Therapist - the-rapist
Their loss honestly. Mostly, I'm disgusted that not only do they naturally expect him to blatantly lie to make them money like it's saying hi back to them in public, but they're so afraid of being exposed as money hungry flesh merchants and losing even a single sad sack who needs to be touched that they HAD to immediately terminate this. They must not understand how unpopular a business without a sense of humor is these days. Which is stupid in itself as a concept, they're still greedy pos with or without a sense of humor, but still, it matters to mindless consumers that they pretend to have a sense of humor.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😆
Lmao
😂😂😂
Honestly what did they expect?!
😂😂
He's hilarious but sometimes he is so ignorant. There is no way he doesn't understand what he did wrong.
think like this.
You are a massage company that doesn't do any kind of sexual thing and try to become a well known brand. You pay for advertizing and the guy you paid does it very immaturely and starts ranting about how handjobs after massage should be a legal service while doing your advertise.
trans fat?
its like you get an ad for a healthy food place and rant about how transfat is a great thing
it's like you are giving a shoutout for a good youtuber and rant about how logan paul is great
these are bad comparisons because stiatuon isn't sensitive as giving handjobs after massage
i don't know how americans sees it but massage is an art and necessary treatment for a lot of physical problem.
he gets upset becouse they stop being a sponsor
i would fucking sue him.
and what the fuck was that cannabis and paid handjob comparison
You really put a lot of thought into this, huh?
its not hard to see whats happening
if only there was a way to do some research and see how a certain podcaster does ads.
1 podcast
1 fucking read is all you need to hear from Bill to know exactly the kind of treatment you're getting.
But I'm glad they didn't, otherwise this gem wouldn't exist right now.
Kuşmika dick.
Are you saying companies should do some research into who they advertise with BEFORE they send out their copy? That's crazy talk.