What's even funnier is that the crusade was totally winnable, but everyone of them pussed out and refused to help each other so the AI just went Napoleon on them and blew them out one by one.
@@stephenjenkins7971 “I wanna retake the Holy Land” “Nooo, the Pope said it’s *my* turn to retake the Holy Land!” -every Crusade after the First, also the First
@@stephenjenkins7971 no, the real crusades particularly the third had a lot of success in establishing christian kingdoms and for a time even holding out against much larger islamic kingdoms and forces
@@leephilips5781 7, if you wanna include crusades in europe against other europeans 10-12. the reconquista crusade of spain for example, major success. the Tetonic Knights became so powerful during the crusade against pagan eastern europeans that for a while they were a de facto power house
Funny enough I see the First Crusade massively fail most games of CK3 as the Crusaders just won't consolidate and trickle in one at a time to get crushed by some 40k islamic Deathball army in a bunch of starving 40,000 Islamists crushing like 1,500 man Crusader armies one at a time. But secondary crusades if the first is successful through some player shenanigans go massively well.
@@hitomisalazar4073 depends on the target, if the target is Jerusalem which is just off the cost then the crusades have a much better chance of succeeding
See Jerusalem is the one I see most often failing due to the AI. Because the Christians have to come from a long way in a disorganized mess and leads to that series of 40k vs 1.5k stackwipes and such until they outright lose less than 1 year in. Once say, Jerusalem is established and they go for Syria or Egypt usually there's enough strength in region to fend off the deathball in time for them to consolidate. Or when it's for something like Galacia or England much fewer AI shows up (Iberian Crusades have like 5-7k Islamic defenders instead of 40,000 that I've noticed and when it's England it's usually a case of vikings which also have few defenders and more centrally located for the AI to converge on effectively instead of trickle in one at time to get stackwiped).
The Third and Sixth ones were pretty successful, and the Fourth was successful from a military standpoint, although not so much from the viewpoint of advancing the goals of Christendom lol.
Literally every crusade I’ve seen in this game, ai and player based. No one ever seems to want to consolidate and actually fight the enemy when they can just rat and seige
I think you accidentally gave control of your armies over to the AI for that crusade. Trying to seige rather than win battles and completely abandoning your allies the second they get attacked XD
Imagine if mount and blade warband had multiplayer campaign, each of these guys becoming a vassal for their own kingdom and fighting against each other. I think Bo would choose the rhodoks for their anti-cav
"Braun played in Russia and realized how bad the land was" Not watched the video yet, but I presume this means he's going to say something along those lines over and over again, far past the point of anyone not being aware of it? EDIT: Oh, guess not. "Spount random nonsense due to boredom was my second guess though. I'd have put "screams incredibly loudly" down, but that's the free space.
Fatshaming in a stream by a man from a country where his favorite food from said country is *bread*. Never could've seen this coming, totally a surprise.
Apparently you can have too much food....
Also maybe part 2 at some point
Obesekoen
fatkoen
Bo the Hutt
Banging*
Gigokoen
What's even funnier is that the crusade was totally winnable, but everyone of them pussed out and refused to help each other so the AI just went Napoleon on them and blew them out one by one.
So just the real Crusades then?
@@stephenjenkins7971
“I wanna retake the Holy Land”
“Nooo, the Pope said it’s *my* turn to retake the Holy Land!”
-every Crusade after the First, also the First
@@stephenjenkins7971 no, the real crusades particularly the third had a lot of success in establishing christian kingdoms and for a time even holding out against much larger islamic kingdoms and forces
@@draconisthewyvern3664 One decent crusade out of 100 😂
@@leephilips5781 7, if you wanna include crusades in europe against other europeans 10-12. the reconquista crusade of spain for example, major success.
the Tetonic Knights became so powerful during the crusade against pagan eastern europeans that for a while they were a de facto power house
I like how even with the benefit of hindsight, people still refuse to work together on the crusades.
Military alliances usually have terrible coordination against a unified enemy.
Swimmy: puts a stick in the wheel of his bicycle
Also Swimmy: "EVERYONE IS AGAINST ME!"
even swimmy is against him
Peasant conscripts watching as their king struggles to mount up on their horse: "We've pissed off god. There is no other explanation"
HAHAHAAH
"I wonder who is playing finland"
*Sees the high chieftain of Finland
Yeah that's ISP
ISP’s family lines are always absolutely golden
I see what you did...
He doesn't have a family tree but a family Forrest
My Eye?
They're all so huge that normal birth is impossible, they just come out fully grown like a Chestburster.
A big Finnish brollic black dude named Requis makes fun of the little French king for being a non-vengeful, non-wrathful, pacifist nerd, circa 1088 AD
Feels like a Netflix adaptation
Yakub
“Greg, Rilber, Jake, and Swimmy are just on top of each other” -Bokoen1
Not surprising
"Oh poggers"
Only unrealistic part is that bo wouldn't join in
Uwu?
"A crusade failed miserably" Literally any crusade after the first makes this a true statement.
Funny enough I see the First Crusade massively fail most games of CK3 as the Crusaders just won't consolidate and trickle in one at a time to get crushed by some 40k islamic Deathball army in a bunch of starving 40,000 Islamists crushing like 1,500 man Crusader armies one at a time.
But secondary crusades if the first is successful through some player shenanigans go massively well.
@@hitomisalazar4073 depends on the target, if the target is Jerusalem which is just off the cost then the crusades have a much better chance of succeeding
See Jerusalem is the one I see most often failing due to the AI. Because the Christians have to come from a long way in a disorganized mess and leads to that series of 40k vs 1.5k stackwipes and such until they outright lose less than 1 year in. Once say, Jerusalem is established and they go for Syria or Egypt usually there's enough strength in region to fend off the deathball in time for them to consolidate. Or when it's for something like Galacia or England much fewer AI shows up (Iberian Crusades have like 5-7k Islamic defenders instead of 40,000 that I've noticed and when it's England it's usually a case of vikings which also have few defenders and more centrally located for the AI to converge on effectively instead of trickle in one at time to get stackwiped).
@@hitomisalazar4073 also if there's land already in the middle-east for the crusaders the muslims have to siege them down, slowing them
The Third and Sixth ones were pretty successful, and the Fourth was successful from a military standpoint, although not so much from the viewpoint of advancing the goals of Christendom lol.
1:32 "Europe's largest and its something Herman Georing does very well"
Funniest thing about the crusade is that if they had consolidated all together they would have like 5k troops more than the muslims
Literally every crusade I’ve seen in this game, ai and player based. No one ever seems to want to consolidate and actually fight the enemy when they can just rat and seige
@@AlteryxGaming i had a fair few crusades go well. though, that was in the older patches of late 2020-early 2021
"Ohh and a Crusade failed miserably"
Shocking.
Pope moment
I think you accidentally gave control of your armies over to the AI for that crusade. Trying to seige rather than win battles and completely abandoning your allies the second they get attacked XD
The most historically accurate depiction of crusades
I will give Bo 10 imaginary dollars if he proves he is taller than ISP's 2 year old son Tuija
Edit: I found a superior son of ISP's
Sometimes I think ISP is insane. Then Braun opens his mouth
Its great that the finnish high chieftans name in english is "Golden"
Couldnt stop laughing at that 🤣
TFW when you want to cosplay as a medieval version of Herman Georing
One of the rules of Crusader Kings is, "Thou shalt never have a successful crusade against the Caliphate."
"Let's retake the holy land!"
"On second thought, they're fighting back. Retreat!"
This is the most realistic Simulation of why the Crusades Failed!
I always love these CK3 vids, keep ‘em coming Bo
God these videos are always so much better with Peef, he’s always so blunt
I love how ISP’s wife looks like a tiktok e-boy
i used to watch your HOI4 years ago(i didnt even play the game) and ive been getting in ck3 and its really wild to see your vids again!! takes me back
Ck3 is the second best way to get concentrated autism out of everyone the best way is 24 hour games of eu4
Counter argument: 24 hour games of CK3
@@Tytoalba777 so a short game of ck3
Anyone remember that episode of "Totally Spies!" with the cookies?
Cause after seeing that episode for the first time, I know where this is going.
Bo: Taunting Jack.
Also Bo: I dIEd?!?!??!?!
I needed this in life
Bo went for a Diabetes speedrun any %
Been playing this on my Xbox finally and I love it !
You all managed to be as bad as the AI during the Crusade lol
Bo the compassionate forgiving and curious nerd.
ISP's laugh is so contagious
Need more ck3
"Too many feasts."
Ragnar was added to the CK3? Good to know.
the second I saw who was in control of Finland I knew it had to be ISP
"Get in mah belly!!!" - Swimmy during the great feast of 1072
“Swimmy would have wanted it this way!” Belongs on a T-Shirt.
Sees a winnable crusade. Fails miserably
Imagine if mount and blade warband had multiplayer campaign, each of these guys becoming a vassal for their own kingdom and fighting against each other. I think Bo would choose the rhodoks for their anti-cav
0:36 Bo gets Pneumania *Orbán smiling in the background*
More CK3 LETS GOOOO
4:41 ZAMN, she’s 2??? 🤤🤤🤤
DEUS VULT BOYS
5 seconds later...
RUNNNN
You guys should play intruder, I think it would yield many laughs and a solid video :)
That crusade you had the numbers 100% and the river.
I really wish Paradox would release an intrigue falvor pack so you could do things similar to the Red Wedding in Game of Thrones.
I honestly have no idea how ISP does the things he does. He's too powerful.
I remember when CK3 first released and there was a bug where if you lived long enough you would randomly become obese and dieting wouldn't work.
"I want her"-Swimmy 2022
Like it or not that is a peak male gamer body right there
“Around the Europe” Lmfao
Alternate Title: The CHAD Babies - CK3 MP in a nutshell.
NEW CK3! POGGIES!
Take em to the coctor
Thanks! I hope in more ck3 video
Hell yeah
That crusade D-Day became Dieppe real fast
Not even King Harlaus limits his butter intake better than this lot.
5:33 From Sims to Huttese...
Tdlr everybody turns to Hermann Goering ancestor
5:05 "Jedi poodoo"
Russia ck3 Braun is such a treat
Me when I have no fucking idea what’s happening because there isn’t country balls
"Braun played in Russia and realized how bad the land was"
Not watched the video yet, but I presume this means he's going to say something along those lines over and over again, far past the point of anyone not being aware of it?
EDIT: Oh, guess not. "Spount random nonsense due to boredom was my second guess though. I'd have put "screams incredibly loudly" down, but that's the free space.
Epic
Guilhem VIII looks like George R. R. Martin
It's great to see a group enjoy this game so much. This game is awesome
Needed more feasts
Hehe... lebraun james
MORE CK3 PLS!
Incest is wincest
Isp has cursed laugh.
Fatshaming in a stream by a man from a country where his favorite food from said country is *bread*.
Never could've seen this coming, totally a surprise.
I heard the "babies using the adult look" is caused by a mod messing up the game.
Nice
What is better gates of hell or steel division 2
Welp
gates of hell if you like Men of War
Steel Division if you like Wargame.
Your children may come out as adults upon being born due to mods interfering with the base game.
If you spent all that time learning how to wage war instead of eating, you would have gone somewhere.
lol i love this game
Hoi love your videos
Finns are built different
Nice, when is the next Men of war / gates of hell vid coming i love them
this game would be more fun with people to play with
early morning gank
Bokoen 1
Was this game modded? Never seen anyone wearing glasses before!
Wug
bruh
Eating good in western Europe huh
608 likes to 0 dislikes, thats a good ratio
Growkoen
Pee pee poo poo
People are speaking simis, look into the camera
Lettsss gooo I’m early for once
that was hard to watch, if ya'll have just worked together would have won -_-
Early squad
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