The Dutch - Hanseatic Conflict - EU4 MP In A Nutshell

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  • Опубликовано: 29 окт 2024

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  • @Bokoen1
    @Bokoen1  3 года назад +973

    BUY YOUR GOLDEN LOST MERCH: bokoen-coom-store.creator-spring.com/listing/new-golden-lost
    LIMITED EDITION, WILL BE TAKEN OFF THE STORE SOON

  • @manwithaplan5503
    @manwithaplan5503 3 года назад +3806

    "I have *altered* the deal. *Pray* I don't alter it any further." -Swimmy to literally everybody he's had an alliance with.

    • @Cynderfan35
      @Cynderfan35 3 года назад +246

      "this deal keeps getting worse every minute!" his former allies.

    • @wetwillyis_1881
      @wetwillyis_1881 3 года назад +20

      Dude, I love your name and picture, especially because I get the meme. That was the greatest plan!

    • @philip8498
      @philip8498 3 года назад +93

      "i am a staunch national socialist" -darth swimmy the wise

    • @aliteralmosquito.7450
      @aliteralmosquito.7450 3 года назад +11

      @@wetwillyis_1881 “This is the greatest PLAAAAAAAAAAANNN!”

    • @empireofitalypsstimfromano5025
      @empireofitalypsstimfromano5025 3 года назад +13

      Sigma Male Swimmy

  • @alibumba4305
    @alibumba4305 3 года назад +4032

    Hopefully the cocter heals golden

    • @zewhatyouwannasay
      @zewhatyouwannasay 3 года назад +308

      Hope they get to heal Swimmy’s forëskin as well

    • @alexstefan3250
      @alexstefan3250 3 года назад +60

      #Pray4Golden

    • @kkkboi4140
      @kkkboi4140 3 года назад +11

      Cockter

    • @mac6na6na26
      @mac6na6na26 3 года назад +15

      MY EYE

    • @MegaZsolti
      @MegaZsolti 3 года назад +26

      What's a coctor? Is it a 'surprise' doctor? Does he heal you from behind?

  • @zewhatyouwannasay
    @zewhatyouwannasay 3 года назад +3083

    Everyone thinks of the sandwich that led to the death of Franz Ferdinand
    Nobody thinks of the hot dog that led to the death of Holland’s army

    • @YukariAkiyama66
      @YukariAkiyama66 3 года назад +3

      Fuckin what?

    • @zewhatyouwannasay
      @zewhatyouwannasay 3 года назад +144

      @@YukariAkiyama66 The assassination of Austro-Hungarian Archduke Franz Ferdinand led to the start of WWI, and thus is pretty famous. The assassin improvised his killing after seeing the Archduke (whose driver had taken a wrong turn) parked outside the deli he was eating a sandwich in. That’s the sandwich that killed Franz Ferdinand.
      And the hot dog part is explained in the video. Thomas ended up accidentally killing a major force of Holland in the game because he was AFK and eating a hot dog.

    • @abdallasaid6555
      @abdallasaid6555 3 года назад +4

      @@zewhatyouwannasay wait didnt he shoot him in his car ?

    • @senuwijamunige8142
      @senuwijamunige8142 3 года назад +56

      @@abdallasaid6555 Yeah but the original plan was to use bombs but it failed and Franz for some reason decided to keep the tour going and their car ended up running into the guy who was eating a sandwich.

    • @sloth19938
      @sloth19938 3 года назад +53

      @@senuwijamunige8142 he wants to visit members of the guard who were wounded in the attack and were recovering in a hospital

  • @renegade2110
    @renegade2110 3 года назад +1091

    I love how even when College is absolutely l i v i d he still sounds like hes giddy and smiling

    • @Cole.Ignios
      @Cole.Ignios 3 года назад +145

      Its like you can hear the dimples in his voice, lmao

    • @Daniel_Lancelin
      @Daniel_Lancelin 3 года назад +129

      He can't help it. He's just too much of a wholesome guy.

  • @raikaria3090
    @raikaria3090 3 года назад +1714

    Everyone kicking Swimmy around until the rules *accidentally get brought up*
    Swimmy: If you give me trade power, I'll give you the province
    College: 'Yeah sure'
    Swimmy: I can't give you the province, it's still against the rules.

    • @batatino8805
      @batatino8805 3 года назад +277

      The art of the deal
      -Donald Trump

    • @e.eriksson8191
      @e.eriksson8191 3 года назад +351

      Ya know, Bo's funny "How am i a rat, Swimmy is sitting right here!" seems fairly accurate when you think about it

    • @mrturtle5161
      @mrturtle5161 3 года назад +10

      @@e.eriksson8191 What episode was that from again? I am too lazy to recheck.

    • @johnyu4436
      @johnyu4436 3 года назад +31

      @@mrturtle5161 that was the "german supremecy" vicky ii video

    • @mrturtle5161
      @mrturtle5161 3 года назад +2

      @@johnyu4436 Thank you very much!

  • @timerevive1511
    @timerevive1511 3 года назад +550

    Those hour long arguments about a single province are so classical eu4 multiplayer

  • @drekbleh7081
    @drekbleh7081 3 года назад +571

    His mom gave him food poisoning and this was her reasoning
    "Can't lose if you don't play"

    • @vhseudiria3219
      @vhseudiria3219 3 года назад +19

      Still lost tho

    • @MechWarrior894
      @MechWarrior894 3 года назад +2

      He lost before he started playing because spilling out of both ends ain’t fun

  • @zigzakz
    @zigzakz 3 года назад +501

    Add another chapter into the “Swimmy fucking over College” book.

  • @infernosgaming8942
    @infernosgaming8942 3 года назад +269

    3:52 ah yes the famous occurrence of a Bavarian general outmaneuvering a dutch army while consuming a slice of meat between two adjoined pieces of bread. He was quoted of saving "Heisse hund!" or "Hot dog!" when an advisor brought him a message from a commander at the front detailing the retreat of the dutch, and thus, the food was then named the Hotdog.

    • @goranpersson7726
      @goranpersson7726 3 года назад +8

      while consuming a sausage encased in a loaf of bread?not just any meat and its not two pieces of bread joined together its one split open

    • @Troglodytarum
      @Troglodytarum 2 года назад +5

      This is now canon in my life now.

  • @Rengor1997
    @Rengor1997 3 года назад +975

    The countryballs make the EU4 eps so much better to watch, please keep those in

  • @beknown63
    @beknown63 3 года назад +1009

    2 seconds in and Golden already lost

  • @Kaiserboo1871
    @Kaiserboo1871 2 года назад +43

    8:15 I love this moment
    College wants to be angry but finds the situation too hilarious to not laugh. I can literally picture him looking at his monitor with the largest smile while seething simultaneously.

  • @Mr_Exactly
    @Mr_Exactly 3 года назад +159

    I hope the cockter treats him well

  • @zach6210
    @zach6210 3 года назад +222

    Swimmy based in this episode? Let's find out

  • @illuminati955
    @illuminati955 3 года назад +456

    Braun playing TNO sounds so cursed. Georgy Zhukov unifies russia by screaming that all the other nations broke the flag rule

    • @vicentebravo6318
      @vicentebravo6318 2 года назад +11

      Then the super event and earape "We are the army of the people" sounds

    • @snarkymoosesshack8793
      @snarkymoosesshack8793 4 месяца назад

      @@vicentebravo6318 "Stop enabling him." 🤣

    • @zachjordan7608
      @zachjordan7608 2 месяца назад

      screaming at the custom guis that they are exploiting

  • @ZESAUCEBOSS
    @ZESAUCEBOSS 3 года назад +116

    Lots of classic themes in this one
    Swimmy being a rat
    Golden losing
    Braun eating

    • @panthersherman453
      @panthersherman453 3 года назад +22

      don't forget college being thrown under the bus

  • @Normacly
    @Normacly 3 года назад +474

    Funny thing is that Bo himself was breaking the rules himself, and none of the rest didn't realize it when I watch the first half of the stream.
    One of the rules were that only Christian Europeans can establish colonies, yet as Muslim North Africans, Bo create a colony in Brazil.

    • @mar_sh4617
      @mar_sh4617 3 года назад +228

      They did. His reasoning was that he needed the colony because he got dicked on by the Portuguese that took a lot of his good core provinces(including his capital). The colony was in shambles the whole 24hr too and he kept on having to save it.
      The chat pointed out he could of just taken the rich gold mines to the south as part of his mission tree and been far better off.(I dont know the truth of this though as I dont play EU4)

    • @mothchrist8683
      @mothchrist8683 3 года назад +105

      Well i am going to be honest most of the people were breaking the rules

    • @HaldorZX
      @HaldorZX 3 года назад +217

      @@mothchrist8683 "They're more like guidelines than actual rules"

    • @Ronald98
      @Ronald98 3 года назад +13

      @@mar_sh4617 yes.. there is gold mines in southern south america.. it's correct

    • @cageybee7221
      @cageybee7221 3 года назад +45

      well in his defense that rule is really dumb

  • @DarkLordFromTheSecondAge
    @DarkLordFromTheSecondAge 3 года назад +154

    The swigma male grindset is here.

  • @yeatnumber1Dmuncher
    @yeatnumber1Dmuncher 3 года назад +53

    College is like the abused wife that just keeps coming back to Swimmy

  • @HawkeyeJoe88
    @HawkeyeJoe88 3 года назад +175

    I really hope there's a part 2 titled "18 hours of College dabbing on Swimmy"

    • @dogAB
      @dogAB 3 года назад +11

      Spoiler as someone who watched the stream:
      part two is the natives rightfully assfucking the colonizers

    • @snandrew6094
      @snandrew6094 3 года назад +28

      @@dogAB I hate how the new update made the natives so ahistorically and retardedly overpowered. What the fuck was paradox thinking, now I have to play with like 3 different mods that nerf the natives down to more realistic and balanced levels so I can actually have fun playing a game.

    • @kouron
      @kouron 3 года назад +1

      @@snandrew6094 I haven't played EU4 in years, what have they done this time?

    • @HawkeyeJoe88
      @HawkeyeJoe88 3 года назад +25

      @@snandrew6094 You mean Paradox unbalanced their own game with DLC? I am positively shocked by this development!

    • @snandrew6094
      @snandrew6094 3 года назад +11

      Yeah it’s stupid, the natives can get up to like 30-60 development in their capital by the time colonials get there, they can then magically colonize provinces in a small area around them taking up space in the new world. Their armies can get ridiculously large now because of these changes too colonial nations will straight up die to natives right away without help from their overlords, so it makes it literally impossible for ai colonizers to take North America and really tedious even for players.

  • @David-oo9ip
    @David-oo9ip 3 года назад +75

    I never thought it would come to a point where Golden lost so many times that Bo could profit off of it

  • @TheBigYarg
    @TheBigYarg 3 года назад +64

    Swimmy’s reactions freaking killed me

  • @0rangeeccentric
    @0rangeeccentric 3 года назад +159

    I've always wondered: what would it take for you guys to do a multiplayer grand campaign from ck3 to hoi4? Like, what goal would you guys want to acheive before doing that? Half a million subs on this channel? A full million? I think it would be interesting, to say the least.

    • @Bokoen1
      @Bokoen1  3 года назад +175

      Get me a million and I’ll try to make it happen lmao

    • @xycrypt
      @xycrypt 3 года назад +34

      @@Bokoen1 the desyncs....

    • @0rangeeccentric
      @0rangeeccentric 3 года назад +56

      I hope you forget about about this and it comes back to haunt you.

    • @deadset15-hrvavik17
      @deadset15-hrvavik17 3 года назад +9

      @@Bokoen1 ok Danish, we will get you million, but not before ISP ;)

    • @DG-ew9wb
      @DG-ew9wb 3 года назад +17

      @@Bokoen1 But now for the real question: What would it take to get you guys to play to play hoi4 cursed mod, aka. Equestria at war mod?

  • @ShiftySheriff2
    @ShiftySheriff2 3 года назад +77

    Swimmy: I am altering the deal, pray I wont alter it further.
    College: This deal is getting worse all the time.

  • @nightghoul7368
    @nightghoul7368 3 года назад +62

    The best part is that swimmy literally broke the same rule earlier in the game but didn't get caught.

  • @oleanderkazzy_
    @oleanderkazzy_ 3 года назад +9

    4:00
    That music, and the munch... I can almost imagine him saying that on some armchair in a library, leaning back with his legs crossed as he eats those potato chips

  • @WilliamTehConqueror
    @WilliamTehConqueror 3 года назад +16

    Goes from 'Swimmy again throwing College under the bus' to "College and his usual lies" real fast

  • @johnsmith2591
    @johnsmith2591 3 года назад +102

    Me: Not wanting to know what Golden looks like...
    Bo: That entire intro
    Thanks, prefidious Dane......

    • @kotletachalovek7832
      @kotletachalovek7832 3 года назад +16

      why would you not look at his sexy face? also his appearance was shown quite a few times in the past already

  • @You_done_not
    @You_done_not 3 года назад +44

    I want to see more of Thomas and his hotdog.

  • @Kal18042
    @Kal18042 3 года назад +16

    Swimmy has definitely read The Art Of The Deal

  • @Shachza
    @Shachza 3 года назад +30

    Morocco's country color looks appropriate for large tracks of the Sahara Desert. It's weird seeing desert spreading across coastal South America...

  • @The3ndFan
    @The3ndFan 3 года назад +30

    Anyone else getting notifications for Sigma Male Swimmy Meme videos? Any chance we get Beta Male Golden ones?

  • @swadianknight9394
    @swadianknight9394 3 года назад +16

    I just want to inform people that Golden's "coctor" and "My eye" became a very big meme on Bo's streams

  • @RedEyeStorm7
    @RedEyeStorm7 3 года назад +21

    As someone who plays a lot of EU4 MP, forcing someone to have a claim on a province to take it is an extremely dumb rule.

  • @alphanoodle1877
    @alphanoodle1877 3 года назад +31

    oh boy can't wait to see how based the boys get this time

  • @vitrify2762
    @vitrify2762 3 года назад +4

    finally subtitles on eu4 videos, thank you bo!

  • @danielhanson2417
    @danielhanson2417 3 года назад +6

    College when swimmy brings up him not having a claim “you can’t do this to me, YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I SACRIFICED!”

  • @Dcoleman139
    @Dcoleman139 3 года назад +17

    Alright Bo, I bought the damn hoody I couldn’t resist the meme.
    Edit: Thank you Bo! I have watched you for about two years now and the like means a lot.

    • @user-wi5ib4hi9z
      @user-wi5ib4hi9z 3 года назад +5

      when you edit the heart automatically goes away btw

    • @Dcoleman139
      @Dcoleman139 3 года назад +2

      I know, I felt real fucking dumb for that.

    • @bruh5992
      @bruh5992 2 года назад

      Big F

  • @johnmuholland4079
    @johnmuholland4079 3 года назад +2

    must of taken hours to get that thumbnail, lots of painstaking hours putting in all the detail! I salute you Bo

  • @fads90
    @fads90 3 года назад +14

    R.I.P. Golden 2019-2021. You will forever be remembered...
    As someone who lost.

  • @rookieboi3601
    @rookieboi3601 3 года назад +6

    I swear I heard a teapot going off every time College was yelling at Swimmy

  • @sponko
    @sponko 3 года назад +4

    i’ve never seen college actually get mad during any of the games

  • @Arto_forreal
    @Arto_forreal 3 года назад +3

    swimmy was SWIMMING in the trolling he been doing am i right

  • @jef_3006
    @jef_3006 3 года назад +5

    "The US Navy can't be everywhere, right?"
    ~Looks at a map of US naval bases and fleets~
    Yeah, they kinda can.

  • @floridaball4896
    @floridaball4896 3 года назад +3

    I remember this game hopefully we get the part where Braun sings "peefer style"

  • @outsidein2898
    @outsidein2898 3 года назад +12

    What’s more of an L golden losing two minutes in or him blending up the bo meal

    • @snandrew6094
      @snandrew6094 3 года назад +3

      That was disgusting and hilarious at the same time

  • @EnZo7992
    @EnZo7992 3 года назад +2

    College: “There is no right or wrong anymore Swimmy…ONLY CONSEQUENCES!!!!”

  • @davidpujman6082
    @davidpujman6082 3 года назад +12

    Damn this is some good stuff

  • @theslammerpwndu7945
    @theslammerpwndu7945 3 года назад +3

    MY EYE, MY EYE MY EYE, ITS GOING TO EXPLODE, I'VE GOT TO GO TO THE COCKTOR

  • @TheBigYarg
    @TheBigYarg 3 года назад +4

    0:50 look- he disconnected

  • @shikikankillzone4239
    @shikikankillzone4239 3 года назад +3

    If that's Golden at the start, then he looks exactly like what I imagined him

  • @Sovietouros
    @Sovietouros 3 года назад +3

    The coctor had a physician trait, Golden should be fine...

  • @rexthewolf3149
    @rexthewolf3149 3 года назад +1

    2:21 “the US Navy can’t be everywhere right” my friend you underestimate the power of the world’s second largest Air Force.

  • @colbymeeks8626
    @colbymeeks8626 3 года назад +4

    Now I want a swimmy victory hoodie for his Germany win last week

  • @Lucky27427
    @Lucky27427 3 года назад +2

    "Golden lost merch" ballsy move if I ever saw one

  • @MoaRider
    @MoaRider 3 года назад +1

    Swimmy Sigma Grinder #6
    "Drag out the war and trick your ally. Friendship doesn't matter, only trade and commerce matters."

    • @ГригорийГ-ч4н
      @ГригорийГ-ч4н 3 года назад

      Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #17. A contract is a contract is a contract... but only between Fereni.
      Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #34. War is good for business.

  • @salter1630
    @salter1630 3 года назад +2

    "The US Navy can't be everywhere, right?"
    well..

  • @sumomanify
    @sumomanify 3 года назад +1

    Bo using countries balls for an eu 4 video is a surreal experience

  • @helix5441
    @helix5441 3 года назад +3

    Lets give golden some credit he said hed try his best and if he needed to go to the doctor then his health is more important

  • @mattevans4377
    @mattevans4377 3 года назад +2

    Saying you trust Swimmy while also telling College that Swimmy screws over everyone that trusts him.......

  • @suecus
    @suecus 3 года назад +1

    Choking said that college was choking

  • @ciarancassidy7566
    @ciarancassidy7566 3 года назад +1

    Not pictured: Bo being dunked on by Portugal

  • @gerardonv3296
    @gerardonv3296 Год назад +1

    Love that munch 4:04

  • @mdtrw
    @mdtrw 11 месяцев назад +1

    I have watched this video for no less than two dozen times unironically

  • @FrostySOTF
    @FrostySOTF 2 года назад

    'I need to go to a coctor' kills me every time it's so beautiful.

  • @HDreamer
    @HDreamer 3 года назад +1

    "No" - Swimmy, every game ever played.

  • @pieceofschmidtgamer
    @pieceofschmidtgamer Год назад +1

    College/Lubeck is the kind of German that progresses technology 20 years in a very short space of time and makes everyone very angry.

  • @comm154
    @comm154 3 года назад +2

    4:01 is just *class*

  • @Bizmarckus
    @Bizmarckus 3 года назад

    When Bokoen1 puts out another EU4 MP in a nutshell video:
    *This does put a smile on my face*

  • @reubengreen4279
    @reubengreen4279 3 года назад +1

    Damn... I did not know that College could get that angry.

  • @Alexis-pg8do
    @Alexis-pg8do 3 года назад +1

    When the great powers suddenly realise someone's breaking their arbitrary rules

  • @killerbean-wx3ib
    @killerbean-wx3ib 3 года назад

    I literally just see the scene from pirates of the Caribbean when the British captain is just walking down the stairs as his ship is being blown up around him for when golden quit 😅😂

  • @winningfist9956
    @winningfist9956 3 года назад

    So happy to see that trailer ended up on RUclips

  • @outsidein2898
    @outsidein2898 3 года назад

    Can’t believe you left out the bit where you said no body touch anything but then proceed to touch something

  • @schretlenaugustijn2391
    @schretlenaugustijn2391 3 года назад

    1:25 Mark Zuckerburg taking of his human skin to reveal his robot body: 2020 colorized.

  • @Therealroadsidemeerkat
    @Therealroadsidemeerkat 3 года назад

    Man... if only I could sit in on one of your games.. you guys are hilarious..

  • @walnzell9328
    @walnzell9328 3 года назад

    Moments after it's revealed Holland's army was stack wiped an ambulance can be heard.

  • @JBGARINGAN
    @JBGARINGAN 3 года назад +3

    Golden being blind now I think we can also say Golden is literally lost

    • @xycrypt
      @xycrypt 3 года назад +1

      eyeeyeeyeeyeeyeeyeeyeeyeeyeeyeeyeeyeeyeeye
      the coctor couldn't save his eye. It exploded and took out part of his brain.

  • @chaos7547
    @chaos7547 3 года назад +2

    Thanks!

    • @chaos7547
      @chaos7547 3 года назад

      Thank you Bo, very cool

  • @michielderuyter176
    @michielderuyter176 Год назад +1

    5:30 its just like the Vicky 2 game, swimmy throwing him under the bus.

  • @Crazykid-ob6mp
    @Crazykid-ob6mp 3 года назад +1

    I'm gonna be real I actually got a little scared Golden died when that music started playing

  • @ws5273
    @ws5273 Год назад

    4:00 the music and the crunch lmfao

  • @aupra9010
    @aupra9010 3 года назад

    "We're all gonna be onboard this cock in a few years" - bomberman1, Instagram streamer

  • @gack1015
    @gack1015 3 года назад

    oh wow swimmy is causing clown cars now instead of being one himself

  • @scipioafricanus2212
    @scipioafricanus2212 3 года назад

    We need a sequel to this. I need to see if College gets his vengenace on Swimmy

  • @kerarrthamer1312
    @kerarrthamer1312 3 года назад

    Here’s a sub from me and the reason is that you were defending Morocco against college Poland guy

  • @ShudowWolf
    @ShudowWolf 3 года назад

    Golden's mother had no fucking clue how hard she screwed her son over with that food poisoning remark...

  • @pppetrosian2927
    @pppetrosian2927 3 года назад +1

    Nice thumbnail, Bo

  • @nolandewell1102
    @nolandewell1102 3 года назад

    Swimmy: :)
    College: this is the worst trade deal ever maybe in all of history

  • @aquietone2895
    @aquietone2895 Год назад

    I think I would have a heart attack trying to play a game with these people. Even tic-tac-toe.

  • @thezerorequiem5362
    @thezerorequiem5362 3 года назад

    It's amazing to hear College malding over shit with Swimmy XD

  • @forte609
    @forte609 3 года назад

    Swimmy throwing college under the bus as usual

  • @jamesmccomb9525
    @jamesmccomb9525 3 года назад

    That intro was magical

  • @matt-bl4tg
    @matt-bl4tg 3 года назад

    Screw the 24 hour Le-Mans, I’d watch the entirety of a stream of one of these games

  • @marxel4444
    @marxel4444 3 года назад

    Not gonna lie? the
    HIHIHI is the best part about the clip of golden lost.
    I cant wait for an 5 min loop on youtube once somebody got that idea :D
    Swimmy fucking over college? IT NEVER GETS OLD!

  • @theamericankaiser4549
    @theamericankaiser4549 3 года назад +1

    Wow this is truly an accurate representation of politics in the Renaissance to the colonial Era

  • @animewarrior3
    @animewarrior3 2 года назад

    Why, why is it always you two. *stares at college and swimmy*

  • @chatcastle
    @chatcastle 3 года назад

    Bo clearly forgot that the South China Sea is literally full of ‘pirates’

  • @charliebasar9068
    @charliebasar9068 3 года назад

    2:10 The US Navy rolls up to the french coast and steals everything to pay the national debt.