"Hehe, kidnap, convert, kidnap, convert, kidna...never mind, murder, murder, murder." "I am going to peacefully spread my religion. *Proceeds to war everyone around him" "I will conquer everything. *Loses every war he fights and spends the rest of time begging for money"
It has been nearly a year since this video coming out but I'd just like to say that Koifish begging for mercy from Laith while talking about banging Shrek was one of the greatest moments in human history
38:12 one of my kids converted to catholisism and became a nun. I kidnapped her, tortured her, converted her back to hellenism and gave her the holy roman empire.
9:30 you're supposed to keep the king until you've captured the heir, force convert the heir, then execute the king :p Though it's easier to just assassinate the king usually
If you go into the religion tab and select "other religions" it'll show you how many counties follow each faith, so you don't need to count them one by one
Ok so from what I saw of the tenets, everyone went Fundamentalist and Mendicant Preachers, Koifish went absolutely tryhard with Pursuit of power, Simo made questionable decisions with Carnal Exaltation and **Sacred Lies**, and Laith went for the incest meme, but also good decision with Communal Identity, and of course, my favorite of Esotericism.
You should try to start all in the UK, one in Ireland, one in Scotland and another in England and make a similar video, see which of your religions expands the most in a small space ,Or maybe in the area of present-day India , Simo trying to speak my language is funny
"uum actually the description states that laith is playing as super mario, this statement is not true, as laith is playing as nonother than the peculiar villain lord faarquad from the record breaking movie shrek, thus creating an interesting incovenience, as we know for a fact that laith is not the protagonist of the video game series called "super mario brothers" coming not from the name of the protagonist himself, mario, rather from the last name of mario's family, Mario." ☝🤓
Imagine being a "sodomite" and not gay/bi 🏳🌈. You just have a weird maybe-supernatural compulsion to do it, even though it brings you no joy except calming down the compulsion.
@@UniDocs_Mahapushpa_Cyavana Nope. Gays practice sodomy because they lack other, more suitable technical orifices down there. So they go out of their way to receive that stimulation, and there is a high chance that they wouldn't do it if they had more suitable orifices, making this act abnormal. Meanwhile straight sodomites simply explore their bodies out of natural curiosity, and that is not weird at all. -Why am I arguing with strangers on the Internet about buttsecks if I don't do it myself, send help-
It is day 151 since I asked you to do the challenge with Croatia in VIC 3 but in one of the videos, a good person named Andraip (Thanks for all the help) said it has a few flaws so it's time to correct them. So when you start playing as Croatia you have 15 years to get your independence, after that you cannot ally, get in a defensive pact, and you cannot be under any kind of protection and you must rival these powers as soon as possible: Austria, Russia, Serbia, Montenegro, Ottomans, and all nations from the Italian boot. You also must embargo all those nations and cannot enter their custom union nor can they enter yours. You cannot be in an alliance with any of the top 10 nations, including a defensive pact custom union, or protectorate, but you can trade with them. AI must be put on the default settings in case it isn't. If you ally let's say Portugal, and later on they get into the top 10, you must break the alliance. You also must stay monarchy all the time. Form the Danubian state with Croatia following these rules. (FYI incase I didn't make it more specific, you cannot join anybody's custom union you must always at all times have your own market)
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If I had figured out the shrooming africa project earlier I would've won this
USA is that you?
29:53 "You are not winning this challenge by kidnapping African kids. Stop." Best quote of the night.
"Hehe, kidnap, convert, kidnap, convert, kidna...never mind, murder, murder, murder."
"I am going to peacefully spread my religion. *Proceeds to war everyone around him"
"I will conquer everything. *Loses every war he fights and spends the rest of time begging for money"
He had the perfect opportunity to name the cat “Puss” or “Boots”
It’s a shame koifish didn’t watch Breaking Bad cuz it would’ve been 10x funnier if he had named his character Heisenberg and made him German.
Walter White needs to be in more videos
Waltuh
I think you mean valter vit
Laith has spread the true religion
It's him
King Farquaad The First Of The Kingdom of F
This was the moment when Koifish became Walter white show man
"Jesse! JESSE-"
-Walter white show man
Ironically Koifish played Walter the most accurate
It has been nearly a year since this video coming out but I'd just like to say that Koifish begging for mercy from Laith while talking about banging Shrek was one of the greatest moments in human history
Simo is actually crushing it, love it 💯
38:12 one of my kids converted to catholisism and became a nun. I kidnapped her, tortured her, converted her back to hellenism and gave her the holy roman empire.
9:30 you're supposed to keep the king until you've captured the heir, force convert the heir, then execute the king :p
Though it's easier to just assassinate the king usually
That money scheme Koifish was running was unreal.
I never thought I’d ever see Koifish not play as Jarl Hæsteinn
He still played him, undercover as Walter.
Koifish probably accidently named his son the canonical name.
I always love these ck3 crossover episodes:)
Shrek is based off of an ancient story of Brunhilda and Siegfried, "it's the greatest art of our time", literally is a spin-off from ancient times🤣
A new Laith/Koifish/Simo collab? Hell yeah! Y'all are all great individually, but together it's even better.
Honestly my favorite trio for real.😂❤ was introduced to their collabs through Koi fish but I absolutely love any video with these three.
If you go into the religion tab and select "other religions" it'll show you how many counties follow each faith, so you don't need to count them one by one
I dont think ive ever laughed so hard at a ck3 video as when koifish started begging to be released.
I love the Videos with the 3 of you playing together :D more please!
They are The Three Stooges of CK3
Ok so from what I saw of the tenets, everyone went Fundamentalist and Mendicant Preachers, Koifish went absolutely tryhard with Pursuit of power, Simo made questionable decisions with Carnal Exaltation and **Sacred Lies**, and Laith went for the incest meme, but also good decision with Communal Identity, and of course, my favorite of Esotericism.
You three are the most fun trio I have ever watched
Love your content man.
Headline: "Local ruler looking for hitman to kill one Norwegian."
This is a typical Paradox video if I’ve ever seen one
I love watching you guys play together. :D
49:10 For future reference, if you click "Other Faiths" in this menu you can see how many exact Counties are converted to a specific faith.
Koifish, Simo and others are back. Yay!
Almost an hour of the boys playing CK3, my day is blessed
God i love this
Koifish suffering is just glorious
Jessie! We need to defeat the peasant revolt Jessie!
of course Koifish played in montaigu
Man went on a Shrek run, got a cat and named it Donkey... Laith dropped the ball, shoulda named it PUSS IN BOOTS!
You should try to start all in the UK, one in Ireland, one in Scotland and another in England and make a similar video, see which of your religions expands the most in a small space ,Or maybe in the area of present-day India , Simo trying to speak my language is funny
you should make this a series 💀
This episode was hilarious
I lip-read what laith said, he said [REDACTED]
out of all your videos, this was one of them
So how did you start with such ridiculous prestige and piety? Along with immediately starting a schism?
Console commands
Cheating with console commands. That's how you set up scenarios for challenges without using mods
_Walter white show_
i am _fucking dead_
both you and simo as the same character? (in description)
"Well, we've got Koifish coming in as Walter White, Simo as Super Mario, and myself, Laith, as Super Mario."
Hm...
Yeah, Mr White! Yeah, Crusader Kings!
Oi who stole my welsh farquaad character?
WHO!?
34:40 I feel you man...
NEW LAITH VIDEO
Babe wake up!
Indeed
Day 1 of requesting an Imperator Rome - Stellaris building medium height campaign
LESGOOO, MULTIPLAYERRRRR
Bro was counting the counties 💀 you can see the number of counties in the other faith tabs
pls play with them more
Description has a small typo "Laith, as Super Mario" ;)
Chaotic and hilarious
"Do I have to say that the welsh are good people, now?" *concern in his voice*
That was a very english thing to say, really.
The exact video I searched for 😅
koifish is mind really got deteriorated in this vid
How did you change your house coat-of-arms?
my man farquaad
"uum actually the description states that laith is playing as super mario, this statement is not true, as laith is playing as nonother than the peculiar villain lord faarquad from the record breaking movie shrek, thus creating an interesting incovenience, as we know for a fact that laith is not the protagonist of the video game series called "super mario brothers" coming not from the name of the protagonist himself, mario, rather from the last name of mario's family, Mario." ☝🤓
RICE is a cool mod for CK3
Good idea you guys should ask sabaton to write a song based on this video for fun ... it could both be fun and free pr XD
day 6 of BREAD tierlist
Weeeeee
Love your content btw😊
Great video, I've been converted.
So shouldn't laith be farquad not super mario in vid description
Should've went with the letter E
OMG - I NEED your DNA strands! PLEASE put them on a post for me!
Please play more Anbennar
Jesse, we need to play CK3
Shrekislav 😳😳😳
Imagine being a "sodomite" and not gay/bi 🏳🌈.
You just have a weird maybe-supernatural compulsion to do it, even though it brings you no joy except calming down the compulsion.
I have to object: imagine sleeping with people of your own sex just because you want to stimulate more of your erogenous zones.
@@Glumpsy That seems like a normal desire and not *a compulsion.*
@@UniDocs_Mahapushpa_Cyavana Nope. Gays practice sodomy because they lack other, more suitable technical orifices down there. So they go out of their way to receive that stimulation, and there is a high chance that they wouldn't do it if they had more suitable orifices, making this act abnormal. Meanwhile straight sodomites simply explore their bodies out of natural curiosity, and that is not weird at all. -Why am I arguing with strangers on the Internet about buttsecks if I don't do it myself, send help-
Can someone explain how you make custom banners in CK3
It is day 151 since I asked you to do the challenge with Croatia in VIC 3 but in one of the videos, a good person named Andraip (Thanks for all the help) said it has a few flaws so it's time to correct them. So when you start playing as Croatia you have 15 years to get your independence, after that you cannot ally, get in a defensive pact, and you cannot be under any kind of protection and you must rival these powers as soon as possible: Austria, Russia, Serbia, Montenegro, Ottomans, and all nations from the Italian boot. You also must embargo all those nations and cannot enter their custom union nor can they enter yours. You cannot be in an alliance with any of the top 10 nations, including a defensive pact custom union, or protectorate, but you can trade with them. AI must be put on the default settings in case it isn't. If you ally let's say Portugal, and later on they get into the top 10, you must break the alliance. You also must stay monarchy all the time. Form the Danubian state with Croatia following these rules. (FYI incase I didn't make it more specific, you cannot join anybody's custom union you must always at all times have your own market)
Day 8 of asking for a Bread Teir List 🍞🍞🍞
It would have been funny if you would have made wars against eachothers
Simo is 10x better as Mario than Chris Pratt! Actually does an accent and all
Make Sponge On a Stick Merch
I am not very informed on Religions in Fire Emblem. They're only really talked about in Three Houses. Day 38, play game.
Day 39 of asking for a National Supremacy Oranje Free State Playthrough of Vicky 3.
HOLY MACARONI! DAT IS A WOMAN!
This was a RUclips video
The trio is back, I love it!
Can anyone give me a German name for Walter white. I'm playing as a count in HRE now
Heidelberg
Get ShrekIt
Ема Матвей Новиков император
This is Day 42 of me asking you to do a mega campaign from ck3 to hoi4. (Wait for the Vic 3 to hoi4 converter)
This is day 54 of asking laith to play Morocco in vic 3, god help me
Day 24 of asking for an eu4 Austria into Germany (Not HRE) run
Day 25 of asking for you to play Victoria 2 as cuba and become Fidel castro
Day 1 (and only) of asking laith to donate a lucky fan (me) a lamborgini
First
Third, actually.
Day 56 asking for a warhammer 3 total war vid
Why didn't you do Andrew Tate tho!!!!!!!!!!
the constant screaming from the swedish guy got really annoying, had to turn it off. I hope he doesn't get featured again.
They're friends so it'll be nice to not see you again.