My Girlfriend Cheated On Me With ISP!? - CK3 MP In A Nutshell

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  • Опубликовано: 28 авг 2024

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  • @Bokoen1
    @Bokoen1  3 года назад +1837

    • @fly8641
      @fly8641 3 года назад +5

      why have the turned tables

    • @k1pp225
      @k1pp225 3 года назад +2

      Dirty dane!!!!1

    • @minimanzero2262
      @minimanzero2262 3 года назад +2

      Hope you recovered from the eu4 stream
      But man you are posting late hours

    • @benjaminabbott8675
      @benjaminabbott8675 3 года назад +5

      I want to see more ck3 if that’s possible please you danish man

    • @SerKnightGuy
      @SerKnightGuy 3 года назад

      Inspiring words.

  • @spitpanzer839
    @spitpanzer839 3 года назад +3157

    I thought that the title was literal for a millisecond. But then I remembered that bo plays hoi4 so he doesn’t have one

    • @anzxige
      @anzxige 3 года назад +44

      Yo. Slow down young lady

    • @hornet370
      @hornet370 3 года назад +162

      he does though, amber,

    • @lordbonney9779
      @lordbonney9779 3 года назад +213

      @@hornet370 that doesn’t count!

    • @hollhoz7661
      @hollhoz7661 3 года назад +76

      Even after 5 years of hoi4 he doent unlocked a "getting girlfriend" option

    • @CrossBreedTacoHD
      @CrossBreedTacoHD 3 года назад +25

      Notice how in the title he uses "girlfriend"
      I think that's enough said to get my point across.

  • @michaelappleby3622
    @michaelappleby3622 3 года назад +2179

    the best part about isp in these mp games is that he just lives for the chaos and im here for it.

    • @danubeisreallypeculiarrive7944
      @danubeisreallypeculiarrive7944 3 года назад +151

      I am used to isp trying to screw Bokoen, but not that way!

    • @Magnusthered18
      @Magnusthered18 3 года назад +9

      @@danubeisreallypeculiarrive7944 uh ho

    • @TrollOfReason
      @TrollOfReason 3 года назад +71

      He has a Swimmy-like taste for chaos, coupled with the skill to do it intentionally.

    • @danubeisreallypeculiarrive7944
      @danubeisreallypeculiarrive7944 3 года назад +28

      @@TrollOfReason Everybody gangsta until you are seduced by ISP.
      After that you are just his lover.

    • @LordOfGilneas
      @LordOfGilneas 3 года назад +5

      Why try to win when one can try to bring forth anarchy? :D
      WAY MOREFUN :D

  • @magmat0585
    @magmat0585 3 года назад +1294

    Bo: "Berlin will be the capital of a thousand year reich!"
    Everyone else: "Sir, you're scaring the children, please stop"

    • @shards7992
      @shards7992 3 года назад +28

      He's obviously just talking about the hre. And fuhrer just means guide.

    • @magmat0585
      @magmat0585 3 года назад +20

      @@shards7992 shit sherlock, first name 'no'. It's called a joke

    • @alicorn3924
      @alicorn3924 3 года назад +19

      @@shards7992 Fuhrer means Leader though?

    • @shootingpersonbelowme4362
      @shootingpersonbelowme4362 3 года назад +14

      @@alicorn3924 in danish it means guide

    • @3st3st77
      @3st3st77 3 года назад +30

      @@alicorn3924 It means both things. It‘s kind of the same anyways.

  • @nickstone1167
    @nickstone1167 3 года назад +862

    *Looks at the walls of Constantinople, one of the most famous defensive works in history*
    Yeah, I can take that without siege equipment, should only take 5 minutes.
    - someone about to be very disappointed

    • @Mendax5
      @Mendax5 3 года назад +19

      *Laughs in 4th crusade*

    • @shatterfox5198
      @shatterfox5198 2 года назад +9

      Just about every provincial-level city in Medieval China > Walls of Constantinople

    • @shatterfox5198
      @shatterfox5198 2 года назад +7

      @Herdan Considering the Japanese had trouble actually breaking through Beijing's 600-year old defensive walls with then-modern artillery during the invasion of 1937, I'd call them pretty damn great.

    • @GlizzyGoblin757
      @GlizzyGoblin757 2 года назад +13

      @@shatterfox5198 weeb cringe

    • @NA-hy6mg
      @NA-hy6mg Год назад +2

      @@shatterfox5198 ghengis took them in like a year they sucked against siege techniques

  • @luccaluz1934
    @luccaluz1934 3 года назад +448

    “ I think Mandela might be the Führer” such beatiful words when put together

    • @Magnusthered18
      @Magnusthered18 3 года назад +3

      Hahahahahahahaha killed me

    • @generalmarkmilleyisbenedic8895
      @generalmarkmilleyisbenedic8895 3 года назад +4

      Well he literally was the furher as mandela and them are racial socialists(nazis)

    • @Zorro9129
      @Zorro9129 3 года назад +8

      He will prescribe tire necklaces for all the traitors to the Reich.

    • @math3000
      @math3000 2 года назад +3

      It has the energy as "I think Chancellor Palpatine is a Sith Lord"

  • @aurumwatch5008
    @aurumwatch5008 3 года назад +679

    i cant believe how funny isp is when he actually enjoys the game he is playing

    • @chuckbuck5002
      @chuckbuck5002 3 года назад +148

      We all smile like proud parents and then shove our baby boy ISP back into the HOI4 box

    • @danubeisreallypeculiarrive7944
      @danubeisreallypeculiarrive7944 3 года назад +13

      @@chuckbuck5002 he is taking break by playing Vic2

  • @bowenc24
    @bowenc24 3 года назад +297

    What stories the CK games can make! We have a man driven to the breaking point because the mad French King romanced his wife and made a bastard child with her. The tale of the thousand year reich and the conflicts over who gets to be emperor. Finally, the story of a child born of incest who was captured by crusaders, forced converted, and now leads their armies against the husband of his mother who vowels to strangle him! This game is just amazing!

    • @craimaxblack
      @craimaxblack 2 года назад +13

      Just another day in Crusader Kings

  • @Rocklahaulle
    @Rocklahaulle 3 года назад +122

    I read the title and unironically said "oh pog?" out loud

  • @notasmith8163
    @notasmith8163 3 года назад +661

    “The best part about being a woman…”
    Bo with how it’s going you’re going to end up saying there are no upsides to being a woman or something.

    • @Papersheepp
      @Papersheepp 3 года назад +26

      I mean, are there?

    • @addisonbaker8211
      @addisonbaker8211 3 года назад +13

      @@Papersheepp trans women: *screams*

    • @tranium67
      @tranium67 3 года назад +5

      @Union Jack i like the way u think

    • @danubeisreallypeculiarrive7944
      @danubeisreallypeculiarrive7944 3 года назад +25

      Transphobes are in every comment section these days.

    • @Eric-Truong
      @Eric-Truong 3 года назад +21

      @@danubeisreallypeculiarrive7944 I mean is it really a fear or dislike of a specific group of people if you simply don’t believe what they believe in? Lmao , next you’ll say not believing in god is like monotheistaphobic. While I am fine with trans people, to say that others should have to change their beliefs while however wrong simply because you want something to be one way I would say is worse than what they are doing.

  • @Shortline819
    @Shortline819 3 года назад +515

    I read the title and thought ISP was cheating with Bo's wife in real life.

    • @lordbonney9779
      @lordbonney9779 3 года назад +65

      He has Golden, human needs no wife

    • @gabrielbernardes9290
      @gabrielbernardes9290 3 года назад +94

      The girlfriend focus is instantly cancelled if the current rulling party is hoi4 player

    • @theunknownpersonism
      @theunknownpersonism 3 года назад

      Bo has a wife?

    • @halzan7467
      @halzan7467 3 года назад +30

      @@theunknownpersonism he has a gf he mentions in older videos (when he used to speak danish on the channel so like 4 years ago) but the last time he mentions his gf is the birthday video where he gets GuP presents from rummy and isp. Does he have a gf now? idk, most likely his gf broke up with him when she realized he was a hoi4 player

    • @theunknownpersonism
      @theunknownpersonism 3 года назад +5

      @@halzan7467 so that means he doesn't have a wife. Besides that, I don't think playing HOI4 is a turn off for women.

  • @justelliot4870
    @justelliot4870 3 года назад +349

    Please do more CK and EU4 they're so good

    • @homoe7976
      @homoe7976 3 года назад +32

      What a weird way to spell Victoria II

    • @Cole.Ignios
      @Cole.Ignios 3 года назад +3

      yes! gib more medieval paradox

  • @fez943
    @fez943 3 года назад +286

    They had us in the first half, not gonna lie.

  • @thecommunistdoggo1008
    @thecommunistdoggo1008 3 года назад +225

    Swimmy out here taking inspiration from the Taliban and Bo ponders what it would be like to be a female

    • @SkepCakes
      @SkepCakes 3 года назад +6

      whoaaa

    • @wellwell5483
      @wellwell5483 3 года назад +52

      @@SkepCakes Tonight on Bottom Gear: Swimmy joins Taliban, Braun causes famine in East Asia and Bo takes HRT after being cucked

    • @awildpybro6018
      @awildpybro6018 2 года назад

      Pretty much

  • @christopherwilliams7845
    @christopherwilliams7845 3 года назад +108

    I thought Bo had a girlfriend who had her character in the game cheat on Bo with ISP. Now that would have been a big-brained Swimmy play

  • @commemorative
    @commemorative 3 года назад +36

    This is very relatable. Since ISP is such a hunk of a man, my wife instantly left me for him at the PDX con. Luckily, he was down for a foursome with Bo involved.

  • @MG-fv4oj
    @MG-fv4oj 3 года назад +89

    I thought that was a real title for a second then I remembered I was watching a paradox RUclipsr.

  • @Eazy-A_2005
    @Eazy-A_2005 3 года назад +60

    Saw the title and knew it would be an absolute gem

  • @Sam_Sabaka1
    @Sam_Sabaka1 3 года назад +75

    Bokoen I’m still here for you

  • @WilliamTehConqueror
    @WilliamTehConqueror 3 года назад +82

    Truly, Nelson Mandela is the best person to be leader of the Thousand-Year Reich

  • @replayer1137
    @replayer1137 3 года назад +60

    I Support the ck3 content i have always very enjoyed the game and was always quite sad because of the Lack of multiplayer communities for it

  • @Zorro9129
    @Zorro9129 3 года назад +9

    The Caliph's (Swimmy's) son converting and immediately becoming a crusader to lead the army against him is something befitting a novel.

  • @TheWolfwiththeDragon
    @TheWolfwiththeDragon Год назад +1

    2:20 The Hunchback of Amsterdam

  • @markcostello5120
    @markcostello5120 3 года назад +3

    03:03 The most awkward silence ever on the Internet..

  • @bombidil3
    @bombidil3 2 года назад +7

    These collabs with ISP are 100% entertainment. He's funny on his own, but he's amazing with a host and everyone benefits.

  • @naninasudesuu4659
    @naninasudesuu4659 3 года назад +30

    When Bo luck plummet when he has not played Commando Babes given by ISP

  • @corbindick8943
    @corbindick8943 3 года назад +30

    Giga chad ISP at it again

  • @crqf2010ruler
    @crqf2010ruler 3 года назад +11

    The good thing about being XX is controlling what gamete may fertilize you - Boken1 3:05 2021

    • @SAndres316
      @SAndres316 3 года назад

      Just keep digging it deeper Bo....

  • @Warius5
    @Warius5 3 года назад +6

    Pog, more CK3 i love it thanks Bo!

  • @Donolohe
    @Donolohe 3 года назад +6

    So many entertaining moments that ISP trying to recreate his orb-king as France didn't even make it into the video.

  • @stereorapier7919
    @stereorapier7919 3 года назад +10

    What happened with the incestous/imprisoned/liberated/chirstian/revenge driven crusader!? WE NEED TO KNOW!

  • @tweedilde8089
    @tweedilde8089 3 года назад +8

    My first thought was “wait! Bo is marry” but then I remembered to plug my brain cells in and the pretext meant in-game wife.

  • @tannersnodgrass5120
    @tannersnodgrass5120 3 года назад +7

    I love your men of war assault squad 2 videos!

  • @germanyballwork5301
    @germanyballwork5301 3 года назад +4

    Glad to see ISP is still alive, legit thought he had given up midway through hoi4A-Z

  • @maxs.5112
    @maxs.5112 3 года назад +7

    I was thinking I was never going to see you play another ck3 game.

  • @brocrastinator6223
    @brocrastinator6223 3 года назад +1

    45 seconds over 10 minutes!?! You bless us with you generosity

  • @KildroneInfinite
    @KildroneInfinite 3 года назад +5

    More CK3 is always glorious!

  • @kaiserfox44
    @kaiserfox44 3 года назад +6

    I remember Bo said a CK3 vid would come at the end of the 24hr stream

  • @helwrecht1637
    @helwrecht1637 3 года назад +3

    Man that would be an epic tale, the sickle spawn of an Incestuous grandmother and father. Imprisoned at an early age, hated and despised by your people. Saved by Christian crusaders, converted and leads an army back to your homeland for retribution.

  • @neegek
    @neegek 3 года назад +10

    Cant believe internal suffering productions would do that :(((

  • @sedevri864
    @sedevri864 3 года назад +10

    this game seems a lot more fun when playing with other people

  • @leonardorivelorivelo9253
    @leonardorivelorivelo9253 3 года назад +5

    ISP is the Sigma male, How could someone even try to resist his seduction

  • @holyroon6271
    @holyroon6271 3 года назад +3

    This was so good!

  • @wannabeaussie5809
    @wannabeaussie5809 2 года назад +1

    i remember one time i disowned my son for having leprosy

  • @MrBigTomtaroo
    @MrBigTomtaroo 3 года назад +2

    CK3 upload ?! With ISP?! POGGED OUTTA MY MIND

  • @idiotonline8787
    @idiotonline8787 3 года назад +8

    Cucked :tf:

  • @Asteros1453
    @Asteros1453 3 года назад +5

    Bruh me and my friend played a game tonight using the mod kingdom of heaven and the mongols annexed the byzantines

  • @lordbonney9779
    @lordbonney9779 3 года назад +9

    That one dislike was Bo’s wife…

  • @mr.schissler3387
    @mr.schissler3387 3 года назад +1

    I truly love the CK3 vids

  • @arcane7956
    @arcane7956 3 года назад +2

    So glad we got another ck3 multiplayer

  • @reedlaverty3489
    @reedlaverty3489 3 года назад +3

    Yessss more CK3!

  • @jesseduke1198
    @jesseduke1198 3 года назад +7

    Bo's girlfreind can't cheat on him with ISP cause ISP is his girlfreind

  • @aquietone2895
    @aquietone2895 5 месяцев назад

    I almost choked on my own tongue laughing at this one. Curse you, Cuckkoen1.

  • @Joe2033
    @Joe2033 3 года назад +1

    I was confused by the start until I saw "My next character"

  • @noahchrisman6863
    @noahchrisman6863 3 года назад +3

    Always love crusader kings

  • @XenoTechnian
    @XenoTechnian 3 года назад

    Always happy to see more CK3!

  • @Star-tc4dy
    @Star-tc4dy 3 года назад +3

    ISP the womentaker

  • @groggylive4462
    @groggylive4462 3 года назад +1

    Pls upload more ck3 vids love them

  • @louischamberlain8636
    @louischamberlain8636 3 года назад +1

    I can never keep up with who is who, I just recognise voices to know who I find funny. at 4:10 , who shouts "shut up"

  • @Tlhague998
    @Tlhague998 3 года назад

    Isorrow spreading his bad seed in the Bokoen dynasty.

  • @sproxy1162
    @sproxy1162 3 года назад +1

    9:07 As a slav, I can confirm, she does look like a babushka.

  • @ARse-ko7lz
    @ARse-ko7lz 3 года назад

    at this point it's weird when everybody except one guy do not all gang up on the one guy

  • @CraftsmanOfAwsomenes
    @CraftsmanOfAwsomenes 3 года назад

    The earliest record and archaeological evidence at Berlin are from after the date where the Poles capture it here, so it's like a slavic village there at best.

  • @hccdgvvfccdgn993
    @hccdgvvfccdgn993 3 года назад

    Thank you Bokoen1 for providing us with entertainment in this bleak world.

  • @RunicRhino22
    @RunicRhino22 2 года назад

    7:11 average EUIV siege time

  • @blackwhale410
    @blackwhale410 3 года назад +2

    ISP based sigma grindset, as always

  • @u.s.s.wisconsin
    @u.s.s.wisconsin 3 года назад

    Loved the vid! Full of laughs!

  • @craken1566
    @craken1566 3 года назад

    Is nobody gonna talk about the Egypt duchy in the middle of the HRE at 9:17?

  • @powlman6841
    @powlman6841 2 года назад

    9:00 And she's a godless antagonist too! XD

  • @Unormalism
    @Unormalism 3 года назад +7

    Convert your CK game into EU4 and continue playing.

  • @anakinchokeholdonpadme4742
    @anakinchokeholdonpadme4742 3 года назад +5

    I read the title and thought Bo actually got a girlfriend

  • @bruh5912
    @bruh5912 3 года назад +1

    Ck3 streams are poggers

  • @kvnrepublic9143
    @kvnrepublic9143 3 года назад +1

    I see a new CK3 video, I click

  • @ayyyyylmao
    @ayyyyylmao 3 года назад

    swimmy starting to speak arabic out of nowhere is iconic as fuck

  • @captineyeball3740
    @captineyeball3740 3 года назад +1

    Bokoen spitting facts 3:15

  • @christianbalos8609
    @christianbalos8609 3 года назад +1

    CLIP THAT SHIT. YOU CAN CONTROL WHAT GOES INTO U BRUH IM DEAD

  • @LordOfGilneas
    @LordOfGilneas 3 года назад

    Alternate Title: ISP is a degenerate and so is bokoen :D

  • @vneezy
    @vneezy 3 года назад

    Manliest dutchman

  • @herkko1960
    @herkko1960 3 года назад

    Absolutely love the CK3 MPs

  • @heato
    @heato 3 года назад

    Blessed with Bokoen CK3 content. :,)

  • @romansakharnov4700
    @romansakharnov4700 3 года назад

    Hahahahhahahahah Jesus "she looks like a babushka"

  • @stanleyzolnowski5305
    @stanleyzolnowski5305 3 года назад

    New Bokoen CK3 content POG

  • @Ceazer44
    @Ceazer44 3 года назад

    I love the ck3 videos so much

  • @vakar5734
    @vakar5734 3 года назад

    jokes on them in Spain in winter is fucking cold

  • @Sigil_Firebrand
    @Sigil_Firebrand 3 года назад

    Swimmykoen1. Nicely done.

  • @Tylerish316
    @Tylerish316 3 года назад

    I was doing homework but this is more important

  • @wublesmoop6125
    @wublesmoop6125 3 года назад +2

    Anyone know where I can find the songs that Swimmy sings? They're hilarious

  • @aregmartirosyan2076
    @aregmartirosyan2076 3 года назад

    Ok then from now on I am calling Isp "Master seducer Isp".🤣

  • @twinkiephobe2915
    @twinkiephobe2915 3 года назад

    Already a minute in and this shit is fucking hilarious after drinking a bottle of wine and 2 wine coolers

  • @linders2000
    @linders2000 3 года назад +1

    I see the Netherlands. I upvote xD

  • @Bizmarckus
    @Bizmarckus 3 года назад

    Come for Bo, stay for ISP

  • @makaleadam
    @makaleadam 3 года назад

    Holy shit
    This is one hell of a title

  • @Basajaun10
    @Basajaun10 2 года назад

    Well you are standing in "Picos de Europa" with a height up to 2700 meters above sea level. So yes it's pretty chill around there in winter. I am guessing terrain overlay is not even a thing for you guys. You are more in to banging each other and being ofensive xD

  • @gorgoramsi239
    @gorgoramsi239 3 года назад

    I love the ck3 content

  • @Zogerpogger
    @Zogerpogger 3 года назад +1

    9:32 Egyptian enclave in the HRE?

  • @danielhughes1711
    @danielhughes1711 3 года назад +1

    #ThousandYearReich

  • @joemoe5024
    @joemoe5024 3 года назад

    Yay bokoen posted new video

  • @oculuah489
    @oculuah489 3 года назад +1

    What a wacky life

  • @declanomalley7914
    @declanomalley7914 3 года назад

    Life imitates art

  • @MathRaven1910
    @MathRaven1910 3 года назад

    For a moment i stop due the first line