The Mujahideen - CK3 MP In A Nutshell

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  • Опубликовано: 29 окт 2024

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  • @Bokoen1
    @Bokoen1  2 года назад +992

    Some old footage I had laying around I never uploaded. Enjoy!

    • @fly8641
      @fly8641 2 года назад +9

      as I'm playing ck3 I feel like the main character
      Dahomey

    • @rainbowdriver364
      @rainbowdriver364 2 года назад +5

      New ck3 video from bokoen 😎

    • @Andron152
      @Andron152 2 года назад +14

      did you kill that guy in the end?

    • @IThrowBabiesAtWalls
      @IThrowBabiesAtWalls 2 года назад +2

      Bokoen more like morbkoen

    • @bruh5912
      @bruh5912 2 года назад +1

      I love your ck3 streams

  • @patriotic_canadian
    @patriotic_canadian 2 года назад +1616

    The grandmaster really wanted to get hired with the amount of notifications Bo received. Too bad he’s going down. He’ll be missed .

    • @robosoldier11
      @robosoldier11 2 года назад +80

      Got to respect the Hussle. Hiring himself and essentially paying himself in a never ending cycle.

    • @GastropodGaming2006
      @GastropodGaming2006 7 месяцев назад

      It's a money laundering scheme.

  • @keirangray902
    @keirangray902 2 года назад +1006

    "These Mujahideen are crazy. They ride out of the goddamn mountains on their goddamn horses"- Bokoen1 it's a union

  • @HalfSalvo
    @HalfSalvo 2 года назад +495

    The grandmaster is putting 800 medals on himself while bo recreates the assassination of julius caesar

  • @blah007001
    @blah007001 2 года назад +534

    "Why does a place called 'The Fertile Crescent' have so much supply?" -
    Bo, 2022, Probably.

    • @alect525
      @alect525 2 года назад +9

      similar to people wondering why it was called the Dark Ages

    • @guysjackson2570
      @guysjackson2570 Год назад +29

      @@alect525 Please don't make me tap the "It refers to a scarcity of literary resources not an intellectual decline" sign

    • @benjaminhartsock3281
      @benjaminhartsock3281 Год назад +31

      @@guysjackson2570 Please don't make me pull out "It refers to the fact that God dimmed the sun so he didn't have to see such concentrated stupidity."

    • @larrylobster9896
      @larrylobster9896 Год назад

      @@guysjackson2570 Not even a scarcity of literature (the Carolingian renaissance and the large number of later texts derived from now lost sources like the Mabinogion), but that 15th century Italians tried to make themselves look like geniuses by implying everyone was an illiterate brute since the end of the classical era they fetishized more than 1000 years earlier

  • @reichtanglevictor1694
    @reichtanglevictor1694 2 года назад +655

    I feel like CK3 always ends up as the most memey and chaotic. I love it

  • @Pendraig1400
    @Pendraig1400 2 года назад +823

    The Mujahideen hiring himself over and over again was just golden!😂

  • @jimtalbott9535
    @jimtalbott9535 2 года назад +207

    “I’m getting more children - I don’t want these…”
    - Bokoen 2022

  • @partylizard8343
    @partylizard8343 2 года назад +224

    "in 890 years ill be on top of the world" ah yes when kuwait was famously in its golden era

    • @snandrew6094
      @snandrew6094 2 года назад +67

      his dynasty name is Hussein tho Lmao

    • @kymattok
      @kymattok 2 года назад

      until the UN bombs his ass back to the literal stone age

    • @equilintogo5378
      @equilintogo5378 2 года назад +33

      @@snandrew6094 and he names himself Saddam, there was no accident

    • @tomstratman9977
      @tomstratman9977 Год назад

      Kuwait? You mean SOUTHEAST IRAQ

  • @baconbot2663
    @baconbot2663 2 года назад +454

    yeah the infinite hiring bug has been in the game since launch and if you get it the only fix is to manually revoke every single lease the holy order has to destroy it or reload an earlier save and somehow stop the orginal war they got called into from ever happening.
    update: ending the war does actually stop the holy order being called

    • @TheArklyte
      @TheArklyte 2 года назад +18

      So, does he have infinite troops from that? Or they're immediately disbanded?
      Does the holy order get the 100% of the money it was hired for thus why he always gets money back for hiring himself?
      Can player abuse it for something?

    • @baconbot2663
      @baconbot2663 2 года назад +26

      @@TheArklyte I don't think its anything like that. I think what's happening is the event is being called on a war that instantly cancelled due to an invalidated causus belli e.g. a holy war where the enemy ruler instantly converted. The Holy order has been instantly called by the AI but the event is firing with no valid target war to join. From there it looks like the event notification is just being infinitely called but the order isn't actually being hired. The event is exclusively an AI instantly hiring the holy order thing so there no real way to replicate it without console commands.

    • @cryamistellimek9184
      @cryamistellimek9184 2 года назад +1

      Something similar happens in Stellaris with the crystalline species. You’ll randomly get first contact details on them after you’ve already discovered them. It’s game breaking if the notification opens up during another message.

  • @colincrew1857
    @colincrew1857 2 года назад +204

    This video is dedicated to the brave mujahadeen fighters of afghanistan

  • @gbm6882
    @gbm6882 2 года назад +122

    I imagine a guy just minding his business then an entire town just starts trying to stab him and when he asks why, they'll all say "we don't understand but we've all been paid a boatload of money!!"

  • @manicvelocity3520
    @manicvelocity3520 2 года назад +32

    I like how swimmy goes "I can't convert him he's zealous I had to break him down" and bo just checks and doesn't realize he is cynical.

  • @ethanmcfarland8240
    @ethanmcfarland8240 2 года назад +255

    The brave Danish mujahdeen returns

    • @antcommander1367
      @antcommander1367 2 года назад

      with prophet jesus ''gentleman sausage'' in box

    • @jawadsabih4979
      @jawadsabih4979 2 года назад +3

      Mujahideen is plural. Mujahid is singlar

  • @anoon-
    @anoon- 2 года назад +62

    "He's sending in the SEAL team"

    • @alect525
      @alect525 2 года назад +3

      though shouldn't it be the Spetsnaz

  • @ScamallDorcha
    @ScamallDorcha 2 года назад +68

    It reminds me of the chinese municipalities selling land to themselves to make it appear that there is a lof of land transactions going on.

  • @bencurran3204
    @bencurran3204 2 года назад +40

    "This troll is dedicated to the brave mujahadeen fighters....."

  • @annurissimo1082
    @annurissimo1082 2 года назад +29

    4:15 I like how Bo tried to pan his map over the US

  • @santigamerprogamer6493
    @santigamerprogamer6493 2 года назад +30

    "I love Islam!"
    -Dane al-Bokoen

  • @Average_Enjoyer1
    @Average_Enjoyer1 2 года назад +84

    "The brave Mujahideen fighters"

  • @kred4849
    @kred4849 2 года назад +61

    Crusader Kings shenanigans always get multiplied by, like, 3 times when it's a multiplayer game.

  • @Robinjhoe1
    @Robinjhoe1 2 года назад +11

    "Yeah, its called murder" Honestly, i dont know what i expected

  • @TheBigYarg
    @TheBigYarg 2 года назад +15

    'the mujahideen golden I'm telling you they're crazy'

  • @pablo_giustiniani
    @pablo_giustiniani 2 года назад +12

    A game about the medieval world devolves into 1980's geopolitical larping

  • @twinkiephobe2915
    @twinkiephobe2915 2 года назад +60

    CK3!! A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.

  • @mycure0498
    @mycure0498 2 года назад +24

    I’m a simple man, I see “Mujahideen” and I click

  • @danielkaner5156
    @danielkaner5156 2 года назад +8

    The Leader of the mujahideen kept hiring the Most handsome man's he could find

  • @apollo9098
    @apollo9098 2 года назад +10

    Pog ck 3 is back
    Edit: oh old footage, still epic

  • @frankiecedeno3724
    @frankiecedeno3724 2 года назад +8

    The holy order thing happened to me in a recent game, I think it happens because the Grandmaster gets allied to someone and called into a war as an ally and they they try to hire themselves to fight which just does not work.

  • @DiamondCalibre
    @DiamondCalibre 2 года назад +5

    8:42 CIA accountant frantically calling Ronald Reagan, 1988.

  • @fraserking4747
    @fraserking4747 2 года назад +7

    This video is dedicated to the brave mujahideen fighters of the Bo al-Koen sultanate.

  • @mitotol7367
    @mitotol7367 2 года назад +2

    You knows it gonna be a good one when one of the first things you see is the great house and nation of Hussein

  • @redshirt5126
    @redshirt5126 2 года назад +5

    You know it's going to be good when the title is just "Mujahideen"

  • @kryzzan7039
    @kryzzan7039 2 года назад +7

    "I love Islam this is based" -Bokoen1

  • @kymattok
    @kymattok 2 года назад +10

    TIL war elephants are overpowered and I need them in my next persia run

  • @JesusTheCookie
    @JesusTheCookie 2 года назад +4

    Another banger mappy video, god I love the mujahadeen

  • @GameLeaderR
    @GameLeaderR 2 года назад +1

    That guy was DDoS attacking before computers lol.

  • @Creations-Corner
    @Creations-Corner 2 года назад +6

    Great video as always

    • @Kreegam
      @Kreegam 2 года назад +3

      did you watch this thing in 5x speed???

    • @Creations-Corner
      @Creations-Corner 2 года назад

      @@Kreegam in fact I did.

  • @spacefonz949
    @spacefonz949 2 года назад +2

    The grandmaster was just committing some sort of fraud.

  • @lachedspoon7899
    @lachedspoon7899 2 года назад +2

    8:20 this is why braun is in the videos

  • @apersonthatisonyoutube2759
    @apersonthatisonyoutube2759 2 года назад +4

    We never knew if Bo killed janganpal

  • @wardoggaming42
    @wardoggaming42 2 года назад +2

    The Grandmaster was doing a Kylo Ren there.
    "More! More! MORE! MOAR!!!"

  • @jimtalbott9535
    @jimtalbott9535 2 года назад +3

    10:30 - Mujahadeenism has been achieved!!

  • @DarthFhenix55
    @DarthFhenix55 2 года назад +5

    Man, this video is the pinnacle of Bo being based.

  • @artygnat3806
    @artygnat3806 2 года назад +4

    If you ally with a holy order that bug happens I believe

  • @saintbread5080
    @saintbread5080 2 года назад +2

    When you include 'Muhahideen' and 'CK3 MP' in the title you know it's going to be ridicilous

  • @linkly9272
    @linkly9272 2 года назад +1

    self-employment as god intended

  • @nickstone1167
    @nickstone1167 2 года назад +2

    When you hire your own services so much other players decide it's time to cut down to size.

  • @miguelmorales2337
    @miguelmorales2337 2 года назад +2

    Fucking hate that Bo made an 11th century Baathist Iraq under Saddam

  • @MASKarade25
    @MASKarade25 2 года назад +2

    Just from the title I know this is going to be a doozie

  • @inari6785
    @inari6785 2 года назад +3

    On a sad day
    everything will be okay
    For when i see bokoen 1 play
    A ck3 game

  • @KnoxZone
    @KnoxZone 2 года назад +1

    Mujahideen of Kirman has been called by Grandmaster Jagabpal of Mujahideen of Kirman

  • @gpjedy7379
    @gpjedy7379 2 года назад +2

    5:04 the return of Swords of Iraq

  • @Otterdisappointment
    @Otterdisappointment 2 года назад +5

    I recently made the mistake of getting not one but 2 Sennheiser headsets but not the gaming ones. After that I found out they were hearing aids. I also had an America moment and called it “Seinnheiser” like it’s a Dark Souls boss.
    P.S. do a cursed Persia run with Iran going into 55 days at Peking

  • @eeggllee9728
    @eeggllee9728 Год назад +1

    Grandmaster Jaganpal found a money glitch in ck3 lmao

  • @hummel6364
    @hummel6364 Год назад

    Mujahideen leader hiring himself over and over again sounds like some kind of monetary scam

  • @arcane2631
    @arcane2631 2 года назад

    The sequel to the legendary “Holy Wars” video

  • @Nathaniel-qo5nd
    @Nathaniel-qo5nd 2 года назад +1

    The holy order hiring themselves over and over happened to me recently and I believe it’s because they were called into a war through an alliance and the game keeps reevaluating their situation because they’re supposed to be called into wars against infidels not through alliances

  • @chiefafro8947
    @chiefafro8947 2 года назад +4

    Where is Jaganpal? Is he safe? Is he alright?

  • @Bizob2010
    @Bizob2010 2 года назад +3

    I humbly request more streams and videos of multiplayer ck3 ☺️

  • @blady3283
    @blady3283 2 года назад +1

    2:28 epic Bo moment

  • @mr_jiblets
    @mr_jiblets 2 года назад +1

    Ck3 vids are always fun.

  • @drbundkrands9363
    @drbundkrands9363 2 года назад

    baby swimmy osama omg thats a picture ill never get rid of xD

  • @jonatanlj747
    @jonatanlj747 2 года назад

    The Grandmaster of the Mujahideen is a money launderer

  • @nainvlys9852
    @nainvlys9852 2 года назад

    The grandmaster really opened a money laundering business 800 years before it was cool

  • @bierrollerful
    @bierrollerful 2 года назад

    Oh boy, what a treasure trove of spicy memes.

  • @fiyum333
    @fiyum333 2 года назад +1

    so sad that grandmaster jaganpal commited suicide with 65 stab wounds to the sternum :(

  • @ImNotAMageImAWizard
    @ImNotAMageImAWizard 2 года назад +2

    We want more Victoria and Crusaders

  • @MrDiablo166
    @MrDiablo166 2 года назад +3

    Hey small question, how did swimmy get an image of a baby for his family house sigil?

    • @varogoth
      @varogoth 2 года назад +1

      Mods

    • @MrDiablo166
      @MrDiablo166 2 года назад +2

      @@varogoth would you know which one it is ?

  • @dingledonk8027
    @dingledonk8027 2 года назад +2

    0:52 osama swim laden

  • @MrWeeseAChine
    @MrWeeseAChine 2 года назад +2

    I did not expect more crusader kings 3, but I am very happy to see it return. It’s always a beautiful clusterfuck of degeneracy when it pops up on this channel.

  • @RAiDutch
    @RAiDutch 2 года назад +1

    I bought this game last week understand nothing but w friends its fun as hell

  • @jakebhenry2228
    @jakebhenry2228 2 года назад

    “This video is sponsored to the brave mujahideen fighters of KiRmAn”

  • @dpx6101
    @dpx6101 2 года назад

    This video is dedicated to the brave warriors of the Mujahideen

  • @667Agent
    @667Agent 2 года назад +2

    The real reason the US was in Afghanistan

  • @SovekOnivris
    @SovekOnivris 2 года назад +1

    I think that's called ye olde money laundering

  • @EzriPrism
    @EzriPrism 2 года назад

    Ive had that bug before, literally just hiring themselves over and over again, its very cool

  • @Very_Silly_Individual
    @Very_Silly_Individual 2 года назад +10

    9 days Bo... we'd better see you playing Vicky 3... OR ELSE.
    God vid btw 👌👌👌

    • @DarthFhenix55
      @DarthFhenix55 2 года назад

      I think it will be a bit boring since the wars are one of the funniest parts of this videos...

  • @princekyros
    @princekyros 2 года назад +1

    Feudal rulers HATE these ten easy steps for SELF EMPLOYMENT! #add

  • @Lehr-km5be
    @Lehr-km5be 2 года назад +1

    Hiring yourself every week and paying yourself to do the job. Why dont we use that in reality smh

  • @wesleys4507
    @wesleys4507 2 года назад +1

    Please play more CK 3 with the gang!! super funny

  • @loyalistmundicomedentisdux9538
    @loyalistmundicomedentisdux9538 2 года назад +1

    "I love Islam", well Bo's on some watchlist now.

  • @WilliamTehConqueror
    @WilliamTehConqueror 2 года назад +1

    The mujahedeen realizing the true weapon of Islam: *spam*

  • @swadianknight9394
    @swadianknight9394 2 года назад +1

    "I love Islam, this is based"
    -Bokoen 2022

  • @peterlud87
    @peterlud87 2 года назад +1

    "Signheiser" XD

  • @obama9535
    @obama9535 2 года назад

    Never knew the B is bo stood for BA’ASED

  • @aidanjones4067
    @aidanjones4067 2 года назад

    in lieu of Vic2 I need CK content to fuel my swigma grind

  • @stuffbuddy4304
    @stuffbuddy4304 2 года назад

    I just did a spit-take while watching a video for the first time in a while and now my floor is wet

  • @qb8438
    @qb8438 2 года назад

    I remember watching this stream, wow really was a long time ago

  • @koenkempers8767
    @koenkempers8767 2 года назад

    Me a monke brain, where crusader balls?

  • @tir4344
    @tir4344 2 года назад

    good job fighting those westoids bo

  • @joed7547
    @joed7547 2 года назад

    Yes! More Crusader King!

  • @fozzy-1598
    @fozzy-1598 2 года назад

    Holy Order Hired!

  • @manooxi327
    @manooxi327 2 года назад

    Fitting thumbnail 🤣

  • @sb782
    @sb782 2 года назад +3

    Allah bless the brave mujahideen fighters

  • @williambrennan104
    @williambrennan104 2 года назад

    Short answer to 2:24: Thomas Aquinas being wrong.

  • @ShoaibKurdi
    @ShoaibKurdi 2 года назад

    OMG CK3 FINALLY LEESSSOGOGOOO

  • @kaiserfuzhelmiii2416
    @kaiserfuzhelmiii2416 Год назад

    I've never played ck3 so this all looks extremely confusing

  • @gorgoramsi239
    @gorgoramsi239 2 года назад

    love the ck

  • @RubberToeYT
    @RubberToeYT 2 года назад

    Ck3 mp is always elite