The Danish Assassin - CK3 MP Mega Campaign In A Nutshell

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  • Опубликовано: 6 сен 2024

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  • @0ld_Scratch
    @0ld_Scratch 7 месяцев назад +1571

    Ironic, he could kill anyone he wanted, just not himself...

    • @thebaron3283
      @thebaron3283 7 месяцев назад +158

      "I guide others to a treasure I cannot possess."

    • @nathanielzarny1176
      @nathanielzarny1176 7 месяцев назад +11

      Ah beat me to it!

    • @jonisalmela2399
      @jonisalmela2399 7 месяцев назад +12

      The one that got away

    • @Vanvidum
      @Vanvidum 7 месяцев назад +9

      Is it possible to learn this power?

  • @walnzell9328
    @walnzell9328 7 месяцев назад +1007

    Agent 47 was made using the DNA of five men. Meaning he has five father's worth of ancestors. There's a non 0 chance that in this universe, Harald the Whetstone is one of 47's ancestors.

    • @fredrikkirderf2907
      @fredrikkirderf2907 7 месяцев назад +52

      each generation you go back the number of ancestors you have doubles. if we go this far back that number goes higher than the population of earth at the time. So (depending on where those five men are from) its closer to 99% chance he's descended from Harald Whetstone

    • @willgiven8823
      @willgiven8823 7 месяцев назад +35

      ​@fredrikkirderf2907 after a quick look in the hitman wiki, I can say that two of 47's "fathers" were European, specifically from Germany and Austria.

    • @myosotis4507
      @myosotis4507 7 месяцев назад +26

      ​@@fredrikkirderf2907problem is, that simple model doesnt account for ancestors that themselves share ancestors with each other, which most of them would even if they were very far apart due to how people didnt move all that much for most of human history

    • @fredrikkirderf2907
      @fredrikkirderf2907 7 месяцев назад +6

      @@myosotis4507 yes but also you have to bear in mind that the nobility 1. had more children 2. more of those survived. When we talk about nobility its widely shared.
      they have proved this when someone tracked the family tree of every US president and found that they all descend from King John.
      However, I should say that Harald the Whetstone had no (legitimate) children so baring any bastard children none of us are related to him. Someone like Charlemagne however, is fairly universal accross Europe.

  • @Tri-angled
    @Tri-angled 7 месяцев назад +1433

    This is bokoen history. I do wonder how swimmy will survive through the mega campaign when he fails so badly at only playing one of them.

    • @CLol11
      @CLol11 7 месяцев назад +37

      Spoiler: he did fine

    • @user-xh9pu2wj6b
      @user-xh9pu2wj6b 7 месяцев назад +201

      Swimmy has 2 modes - Comedy Relief and the Great Menace. There's no inbetween.

    • @MyUsersDark
      @MyUsersDark 7 месяцев назад +63

      @@user-xh9pu2wj6b Sometimes he switcheroo's from one to the other in the same game

    • @zedtheexplorer5206
      @zedtheexplorer5206 7 месяцев назад +17

      @@user-xh9pu2wj6bswimmy has 2 modes: win and win harder

    • @Ozzystrayroo
      @Ozzystrayroo 7 месяцев назад +9

      Swimmy's life is never flat, it has rocky mountain, deep chasm fall, and underdog story of crawling back cliffside only to spiral down out of control again.

  • @warstyles6299
    @warstyles6299 7 месяцев назад +663

    The master assassin "The Snake of Denmark" strikes again

    • @rokmun680
      @rokmun680 7 месяцев назад +34

      “The Viper of Copenhagen”

  • @heinzlilio4612
    @heinzlilio4612 7 месяцев назад +384

    "I'm infirm at 30 years old"
    -Average Polish king

    • @cuniving7831
      @cuniving7831 7 месяцев назад +21

      "Being king of poland has ruined my health"

    • @micharespondek1172
      @micharespondek1172 7 месяцев назад +20

      Our nobles elected a French prince when the Jagiellonian dynasty went extinct and he literally ran off back to France when he realized he couldn't do shit

  • @KiwiEmpire4640
    @KiwiEmpire4640 7 месяцев назад +113

    Funny how he was manually counting his kills when it says at the bottom of the tab

    • @Bokoen1
      @Bokoen1  7 месяцев назад +69

      It does???

    • @KiwiEmpire4640
      @KiwiEmpire4640 7 месяцев назад +61

      @@Bokoen1Yeah, bottom right of the your kills screen

    • @sethanpayne6324
      @sethanpayne6324 Месяц назад +1

      @@Bokoen1You also have characters killed list

  • @chasewilson3693
    @chasewilson3693 7 месяцев назад +447

    Swimmy is a giga brain. destroying the HRE from within before importing to EU4 is genius.
    I can't wait to see how this backfires in the import though.

  • @Arkkimonni
    @Arkkimonni 7 месяцев назад +303

    Had a good laugh when I went Tall Dutch when playing multiplayer with a friend and Steam wrote "Laundering money in the Kingdom of Frisia."

    • @gebdemedici
      @gebdemedici 7 месяцев назад +14

      Wait, Steam does that?? That's hilarious.

    • @callumvantriet2941
      @callumvantriet2941 7 месяцев назад +15

      @@gebdemedici yeah if you turn on rich presence (that's what it's called in eu4 at least)

    • @donaldfrankcheadlejr.1244
      @donaldfrankcheadlejr.1244 7 месяцев назад +5

      Tall Dutch? They usually are

  • @mdtrw
    @mdtrw 7 месяцев назад +69

    Swimmy unironically always becomes a menace in every CKIII game they play

  • @general_ambrose_burnside
    @general_ambrose_burnside 7 месяцев назад +49

    I hope ISP was recording. I really want to see Yakub’s POV.

  • @dejavu6709
    @dejavu6709 7 месяцев назад +607

    I hope this doesn't end up like the other mega campaign..... you know.

    • @Albionic_
      @Albionic_ 7 месяцев назад +17

      what happened in the other one?

    • @kryzzan7039
      @kryzzan7039 7 месяцев назад +17

      You know.@@Albionic_

    • @ddunfuh9239
      @ddunfuh9239 7 месяцев назад +18

      @@kryzzan7039we dont explain it

    • @Albionic_
      @Albionic_ 7 месяцев назад +112

      @@kryzzan7039 wait was that the cocter fiasco??

    • @MrElrondmcbong
      @MrElrondmcbong 7 месяцев назад +5

      It was​@@Albionic_

  • @carlosmiguelteixeiraott3643
    @carlosmiguelteixeiraott3643 7 месяцев назад +34

    Bokoen: "MP mega campaign"
    I guess Bo's new year resolution was "This Year, I will give up on sanity".

  • @pedrotbird5426
    @pedrotbird5426 7 месяцев назад +17

    Imagine history channel but its just replacing world history with Swimmy moments, like getting the miracle on the hudson or him being a staunch national socalist

    • @AGrumpyPanda
      @AGrumpyPanda 3 месяца назад

      Squire does something similar with HOI4, the videos are gold.

  • @blasninodeguzmanalfaro4594
    @blasninodeguzmanalfaro4594 7 месяцев назад +2

    HRE absorbs France, all for in the end to have France absorbing the HRE, how the turntables have turned.

  • @NoMouthNoScream
    @NoMouthNoScream 7 месяцев назад +22

    He bit the bullet, he went intrigue! Can't beat them, join them.

  • @DarvinostheGreat
    @DarvinostheGreat 7 месяцев назад +138

    Yes! I've been wanting a mega campaign from you guys forever (:

  • @Very_Silly_Individual
    @Very_Silly_Individual 7 месяцев назад +75

    You guys should do mega campaigns more often.

  • @wittyreviewer
    @wittyreviewer 7 месяцев назад +35

    Bokoen, the legendary Knife of Denmark

  • @FeyTheBin
    @FeyTheBin 7 месяцев назад +7

    6:11 I love how Bo claimed Jan the Devil's death as his kill.

  • @Crispifordthe3rd515
    @Crispifordthe3rd515 7 месяцев назад +3

    Your character should unironically be named "Kingslayer" for all the kings you've murdered

  • @izul4223
    @izul4223 7 месяцев назад +2

    england looking like he just got imported from base game eu4

  • @Waffles178
    @Waffles178 7 месяцев назад +32

    we better see all the megacampaign videos get compiled together at the end, its free money for Bo.

  • @wetwillyis_1881
    @wetwillyis_1881 7 месяцев назад +22

    Swimmy with the 180 of the century down here. Bo, you wrote one hell of a script this time, mate.

  • @Mintpoet
    @Mintpoet 7 месяцев назад +28

    So excited for Golden, going to his Eye Coctor appointment for the Eu4 session

  • @terrified057t4
    @terrified057t4 7 месяцев назад +11

    Really excited to see the development of the Danish Order of The Assassin's and Yakub's Line of Mali XD

  • @cai1725
    @cai1725 7 месяцев назад +3

    Swimmy’s like we’re so back Charlemagne bros

  • @TheColdOnez
    @TheColdOnez 7 месяцев назад +8

    Was not expecting rizzmaster Swimmy in the script.

  • @frankiecedeno3724
    @frankiecedeno3724 7 месяцев назад +2

    I get that MP can be rough but they didn’t even get to Ghengis Khan spawning!

  • @housewilma4904
    @housewilma4904 7 месяцев назад +8

    now this is a truly legendary character the whetstone of royalty the greatest assasin who ever lived.

  • @rivers169
    @rivers169 7 месяцев назад +2

    Swimmy is at it again, he's falling down the stairs but ended up on the highest floor.

  • @ruslendii6001
    @ruslendii6001 7 месяцев назад +6

    Playing in CK3 with ISP is Guantanamo new torture?

  • @Hannah-jb5xj
    @Hannah-jb5xj 7 месяцев назад +4

    i like bo say “at least you have a son” immediately goes to kill him

  • @Kromiball
    @Kromiball 7 месяцев назад +1

    3:40 This entire segment should be taken out of context

  • @suvo8650
    @suvo8650 7 месяцев назад +42

    Bo is a danish gamer and a perpetual enemy of SWIM NATION.

  • @maxbreiling4929
    @maxbreiling4929 7 месяцев назад +1

    I never thought I'd live to see the day...

  • @Ronald98
    @Ronald98 7 месяцев назад +6

    AND THE RIDE BEGINS, LET'S GOOOOOOOO!!!!!🎉

  • @southernlegends8594
    @southernlegends8594 7 месяцев назад +1

    What a horrible nightmare of a world. Poland formed Prussia and France ate the HRE.

  • @garrettgoss2691
    @garrettgoss2691 2 месяца назад

    Bo: "Oh boy here i go killing again"

  • @reboundkyle8435
    @reboundkyle8435 7 месяцев назад

    This one is gonna be a classic I can already tell. The logic of double down once you get caught trying to kill your family is hilarious that must be what they told Henry VIII

  • @Gwanzan3325
    @Gwanzan3325 7 месяцев назад +1

    The world calls for wetwork, and Bo answered. No greater good. No just cause.

  • @benjaminphelps561
    @benjaminphelps561 7 месяцев назад

    i remember years ago on some streaming getting grilled saying a mp mega campaign wasnt possible and i am glad to see it righted

  • @bruh5912
    @bruh5912 7 месяцев назад +1

    Can’t believe that bo is playing as a country that doesn’t exist.

  • @elitely6748
    @elitely6748 7 месяцев назад +3

    The Great Danish General is at it again, great to see another mega campaign though tbh!
    Denmark just got a new king too!

  • @asdfsdfsdf5114
    @asdfsdfsdf5114 7 месяцев назад +1

    Very ambitious move to make this campaign a crossover with stavros halkias!

  • @jhettsparks3777
    @jhettsparks3777 7 месяцев назад +1

    Rare but epic swimmy W we love to see it

  • @TheArklyte
    @TheArklyte 7 месяцев назад +4

    "Meanwhile ISP was creating Yakub in Mali"
    Nobody:
    ISP in Mali: Сектор Приз на барабане!

  • @TheColombianSpartan
    @TheColombianSpartan 7 месяцев назад +1

    Ck3 is absolutely unhinged
    I put a hapanese person in charge of Brabant while playing as pretani Britannia (more bookmarks mod) and he made a hybrid culture it was fucking hilarious. Then i put a korean in charge of rome and he did the same

  • @nick335online
    @nick335online 7 месяцев назад +1

    Napoleon is about to come earlier than expected next ep bois

  • @QuestionableAdviser_
    @QuestionableAdviser_ 7 месяцев назад

    Bokoen "Danish Hidden Snake" over here.

  • @BaronVonMott
    @BaronVonMott 7 месяцев назад

    "You've gotta kill all four of Cho King's sons, it's the only way to save him!"
    🎶 *The Things Crusader Kings Say!* 🎶

  • @jimnicholas7334
    @jimnicholas7334 7 месяцев назад

    Damn, I didn't realize this was a MP mega campaign! No wonder Europe looked so weird in the EU4 vidoe

  • @super-looper
    @super-looper 7 месяцев назад +1

    Can't wait to see how many people gaslight Swimmy

  • @FoxDie978
    @FoxDie978 7 месяцев назад

    The formation of the Holy Kingdom of France was so powerful it caused my phone to lag

  • @kingblackjack7075
    @kingblackjack7075 7 месяцев назад

    The video missed the part where Bo almost murders the wrong target

  • @0rangeeccentric
    @0rangeeccentric 7 месяцев назад

    YES! I remember asking about this about a year ago, I'm glad to see that you decided to do it anyway.

  • @axppl7564
    @axppl7564 7 месяцев назад +6

    Swimmy: I Am The Empire

  • @d3lta667
    @d3lta667 7 месяцев назад +1

    Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?

  • @kamikazesopp
    @kamikazesopp 7 месяцев назад

    Hell yeah, been waiting for something like this!

  • @lutherrunner9828
    @lutherrunner9828 7 месяцев назад +1

    Kinslayer... fuckin Kinglsayer

  • @Otto_Von_Itter9000
    @Otto_Von_Itter9000 7 месяцев назад

    The Snake Of Denmark returns!

  • @Dominion69420
    @Dominion69420 7 месяцев назад

    Oh god this is going to be pure chaos and Im so excited.

  • @starhaven1881
    @starhaven1881 7 месяцев назад

    this will be gloriously cursed.

  • @user-ih2wv5rd8v
    @user-ih2wv5rd8v 12 дней назад

    should have been titled the Danish Psycho

  • @Ryuko-T72
    @Ryuko-T72 7 месяцев назад

    All hail the klingenburger divergence

  • @Uegue
    @Uegue 7 месяцев назад +1

    If Swimmy somehow makes it to the Stellaris stage... God help us. 02/27 never forget.

  • @Jamaimz
    @Jamaimz 7 месяцев назад

    I doubt youve ever seen my comments on this but ive been commenting for months for a mp mega campaign im so hyped

  • @IDOLA149
    @IDOLA149 7 месяцев назад

    Swimmy going from being abjectly fucked to owning most of europe is a gigbrain move

  • @sedah4562
    @sedah4562 7 месяцев назад

    Goddamit bo get out of my walls I started playing ck3 again and the next video is a ck3 video.

  • @Albinospenguin
    @Albinospenguin 7 месяцев назад +2

    That's gonnabe a weird EU4 game... giant french blob

    • @HDreamer
      @HDreamer 7 месяцев назад +1

      I remember Swimmy getting kicked of the throne of the empire before the CK part ended, someone else was Emperor for a hot second.

  • @seiban8455
    @seiban8455 7 месяцев назад

    "Because there will be baguettes like them, there will be snails like us"

  • @reichtanglevictor1694
    @reichtanglevictor1694 7 месяцев назад

    I keep expecting the drop every CK3 intro and then I remember it's not CK2 anymore

  • @THE_W1ZARD
    @THE_W1ZARD 7 месяцев назад

    I have been wanting to se a mega campaign for so long thank you

  • @lolihitler4198
    @lolihitler4198 7 месяцев назад

    i cant tell who it is but somebody is really trying to get that "can you believe it guys unified france! just a week away!" joke out and i respect the aspergers

  • @meatvortexgaming7134
    @meatvortexgaming7134 7 месяцев назад

    Bro was playing ass the snake of Denmark

  • @ewhat2498
    @ewhat2498 7 месяцев назад +1

    This was so good.
    I nearly laughed 10 minutes straight

  • @ratisgood4448
    @ratisgood4448 6 месяцев назад

    the snake of denmark

  • @robothawkgaming
    @robothawkgaming 7 месяцев назад

    This is really similar with the big HRE to my megacampaign(just finishing up EU4 right now) where I did Prussia county(duchy?) into united baltics Prussia Kingdom into Prussian Empire of a lot of Western Russia and northern Ukraine. But the HRE collapsed and then reformed with France collapsing in the face of English invasion. With the conversion to EU4, the entirety of western Europe was HRE, with a giant Bohemia forming the border to me in the East(I stayed Reformed Vidilist).

  • @oligone9epic33
    @oligone9epic33 7 месяцев назад +1

    Is this the guy from the hit show breaking bad, like walters son

  • @ComfortsSpecter
    @ComfortsSpecter 7 месяцев назад

    Been Waiting for This
    Incredible

  • @spynix0718
    @spynix0718 7 месяцев назад

    Depending on how fast you get this out, you will be the first complete series on RUclips.

  • @michelangelodealberti310
    @michelangelodealberti310 7 месяцев назад

    They realy finished it 100 years on wow

  • @dunethewanderer8944
    @dunethewanderer8944 7 месяцев назад

    I'm more terrified what Portugal is gonna do with most of the Iberian under their control.

  • @nonsenseimperialism2002
    @nonsenseimperialism2002 7 месяцев назад

    My dreams have been realized

  • @johnthedave
    @johnthedave 7 месяцев назад

    Banger episode

  • @Zack-fu4lo
    @Zack-fu4lo 7 месяцев назад

    Swim my has that infirm rizz

  • @R_TERRA916
    @R_TERRA916 7 месяцев назад +2

    You've been Ongezellig 🇳🇱

    • @LaRaGEourney
      @LaRaGEourney 7 месяцев назад +1

      Wtf?
      Nice cartoon by the way.

    • @R_TERRA916
      @R_TERRA916 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@LaRaGEourney A very nice cartoon 👍
      More people should know of it 😃

  • @brendenstuder6119
    @brendenstuder6119 7 месяцев назад

    Bokoen, gun for hire.

  • @AnonyMous-ql9nj
    @AnonyMous-ql9nj 7 месяцев назад +3

    sloppy toppy please

  • @Aldrahill
    @Aldrahill 7 месяцев назад

    Mega campaign, that ends in the 12th century and moves to eu4 :P

    • @Bokoen1
      @Bokoen1  7 месяцев назад +1

      Yeah and you’ll see why, mega campaigns aren’t meant for MP with the expansion of 11 players on the map. Game is basically done in EU4 the way we play.

    • @Aldrahill
      @Aldrahill 7 месяцев назад

      @@Bokoen1 honestly fair, I get that - being forced to play for another 200 years when everyone could blob like crazy :P one of the reasons I’ve never done a mega campaign is fear of boredom, so makes sense to move it,

    • @Bokoen1
      @Bokoen1  7 месяцев назад

      @@Aldrahill yep, when we hit vicky2 we had to reset a lot of colonial stuff in Africa and Asia. Otherwise the world would be consumed by EU4. Still had dumb wars in Vicky, but Europe was done at the start.

    • @Aldrahill
      @Aldrahill 7 месяцев назад

      Oo that's a good idea to reset colonial stuff, the colonization system in EU4 is wacky at the best of times. Also, what, no Victoria 3? :D@@Bokoen1

    • @skanderbeg152
      @skanderbeg152 7 месяцев назад

      @@Aldrahill theres no converter from eu4 to vic3, only to vic2 for now. also yeah colonisation in eu4 is way way too fast so i agree with resetting at least some of it

  • @Mere_BardMC
    @Mere_BardMC 7 месяцев назад +2

    Bo posting videos 2 days in a row??? Bro what is happening.
    real talk tho, loving the content

  • @RubberToeYT
    @RubberToeYT 7 месяцев назад

    Eu4 is gonna be chaos

  • @SebHaarfagre
    @SebHaarfagre 7 месяцев назад

    I love that you started a megacampaign, I do _not_ love that you did not start in 877 to go full viking! 😡

  • @NoMouthNoScream
    @NoMouthNoScream 7 месяцев назад +1

    so what are you gonna continue in Vicky after EU4? Then Hoi and then Stellaris? Imagine Polish Galactic Empire

  • @mushroomman52
    @mushroomman52 7 месяцев назад

    GI phillips, you are a very funny man. Thank you

  • @randomproductions1650
    @randomproductions1650 7 месяцев назад

    this video was a great idea

  • @aidanfarnan4683
    @aidanfarnan4683 7 месяцев назад

    Well, EU4 is going to be spicy.

  • @thedead12
    @thedead12 7 месяцев назад

    Bo made Ck3 into Hitman

  • @samcrosby2107
    @samcrosby2107 7 месяцев назад +3

    Does bo ever post the full vods? I know these are good for youtube cuts, but id really like to be able to watch the full videos too edit: lol never mind he literally posted the twitch link

    • @Bokoen1
      @Bokoen1  7 месяцев назад +2

      Bokoen1 stream archive

    • @samcrosby2107
      @samcrosby2107 7 месяцев назад

      Even more hype. Thanks youtube.com/@Bokoen1StreamArchive

  • @ComfortsSpecter
    @ComfortsSpecter 7 месяцев назад

    Well Okay
    Finally
    Calm Down
    Thank You

  • @aleksymaciejewski2147
    @aleksymaciejewski2147 7 месяцев назад

    AMAZING