The Danish Assassin - CK3 MP Mega Campaign In A Nutshell
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- Опубликовано: 26 ноя 2024
- CK3 MP Mega Campaign In A Nutshell
(Crusader Kings 3 Multiplayer)
Mods: NONE(VANILLA)
Intro and outro: CK2 Theme
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Ironic, he could kill anyone he wanted, just not himself...
"I guide others to a treasure I cannot possess."
Ah beat me to it!
The one that got away
Is it possible to learn this power?
This is bokoen history. I do wonder how swimmy will survive through the mega campaign when he fails so badly at only playing one of them.
Spoiler: he did fine
Swimmy has 2 modes - Comedy Relief and the Great Menace. There's no inbetween.
@@ДмитроПрищепа-д3я Sometimes he switcheroo's from one to the other in the same game
@@ДмитроПрищепа-д3яswimmy has 2 modes: win and win harder
Swimmy's life is never flat, it has rocky mountain, deep chasm fall, and underdog story of crawling back cliffside only to spiral down out of control again.
Agent 47 was made using the DNA of five men. Meaning he has five father's worth of ancestors. There's a non 0 chance that in this universe, Harald the Whetstone is one of 47's ancestors.
each generation you go back the number of ancestors you have doubles. if we go this far back that number goes higher than the population of earth at the time. So (depending on where those five men are from) its closer to 99% chance he's descended from Harald Whetstone
@fredrikkirderf2907 after a quick look in the hitman wiki, I can say that two of 47's "fathers" were European, specifically from Germany and Austria.
@@fredrikkirderf2907problem is, that simple model doesnt account for ancestors that themselves share ancestors with each other, which most of them would even if they were very far apart due to how people didnt move all that much for most of human history
@@myosotis4507 yes but also you have to bear in mind that the nobility 1. had more children 2. more of those survived. When we talk about nobility its widely shared.
they have proved this when someone tracked the family tree of every US president and found that they all descend from King John.
However, I should say that Harald the Whetstone had no (legitimate) children so baring any bastard children none of us are related to him. Someone like Charlemagne however, is fairly universal accross Europe.
The master assassin "The Snake of Denmark" strikes again
“The Viper of Copenhagen”
"I'm infirm at 30 years old"
-Average Polish king
"Being king of poland has ruined my health"
Our nobles elected a French prince when the Jagiellonian dynasty went extinct and he literally ran off back to France when he realized he couldn't do shit
Funny how he was manually counting his kills when it says at the bottom of the tab
It does???
@@Bokoen1Yeah, bottom right of the your kills screen
@@Bokoen1You also have characters killed list
Swimmy is a giga brain. destroying the HRE from within before importing to EU4 is genius.
I can't wait to see how this backfires in the import though.
Had a good laugh when I went Tall Dutch when playing multiplayer with a friend and Steam wrote "Laundering money in the Kingdom of Frisia."
Wait, Steam does that?? That's hilarious.
@@gebdemedici yeah if you turn on rich presence (that's what it's called in eu4 at least)
Tall Dutch? They usually are
Swimmy unironically always becomes a menace in every CKIII game they play
I hope ISP was recording. I really want to see Yakub’s POV.
Bokoen: "MP mega campaign"
I guess Bo's new year resolution was "This Year, I will give up on sanity".
Yes! I've been wanting a mega campaign from you guys forever (:
I hope this doesn't end up like the other mega campaign..... you know.
what happened in the other one?
You know.@@Albionic_
@@kryzzan7039we dont explain it
@@kryzzan7039 wait was that the cocter fiasco??
It was@@Albionic_
You guys should do mega campaigns more often.
Imagine history channel but its just replacing world history with Swimmy moments, like getting the miracle on the hudson or him being a staunch national socalist
Squire does something similar with HOI4, the videos are gold.
6:11 I love how Bo claimed Jan the Devil's death as his kill.
He bit the bullet, he went intrigue! Can't beat them, join them.
we better see all the megacampaign videos get compiled together at the end, its free money for Bo.
Bokoen, the legendary Knife of Denmark
HRE absorbs France, all for in the end to have France absorbing the HRE, how the turntables have turned.
Really excited to see the development of the Danish Order of The Assassin's and Yakub's Line of Mali XD
Swimmy’s like we’re so back Charlemagne bros
So excited for Golden, going to his Eye Coctor appointment for the Eu4 session
now this is a truly legendary character the whetstone of royalty the greatest assasin who ever lived.
england looking like he just got imported from base game eu4
Your character should unironically be named "Kingslayer" for all the kings you've murdered
Was not expecting rizzmaster Swimmy in the script.
3:40 This entire segment should be taken out of context
Swimmy is at it again, he's falling down the stairs but ended up on the highest floor.
Playing in CK3 with ISP is Guantanamo new torture?
The Great Danish General is at it again, great to see another mega campaign though tbh!
Denmark just got a new king too!
AND THE RIDE BEGINS, LET'S GOOOOOOOO!!!!!🎉
Bo is a danish gamer and a perpetual enemy of SWIM NATION.
I get that MP can be rough but they didn’t even get to Ghengis Khan spawning!
i like bo say “at least you have a son” immediately goes to kill him
The world calls for wetwork, and Bo answered. No greater good. No just cause.
This one is gonna be a classic I can already tell. The logic of double down once you get caught trying to kill your family is hilarious that must be what they told Henry VIII
Very ambitious move to make this campaign a crossover with stavros halkias!
YES! I remember asking about this about a year ago, I'm glad to see that you decided to do it anyway.
i remember years ago on some streaming getting grilled saying a mp mega campaign wasnt possible and i am glad to see it righted
Hell yeah, been waiting for something like this!
Ck3 is absolutely unhinged
I put a hapanese person in charge of Brabant while playing as pretani Britannia (more bookmarks mod) and he made a hybrid culture it was fucking hilarious. Then i put a korean in charge of rome and he did the same
I never thought I'd live to see the day...
"You've gotta kill all four of Cho King's sons, it's the only way to save him!"
🎶 *The Things Crusader Kings Say!* 🎶
Can't wait to see how many people gaslight Swimmy
Oh god this is going to be pure chaos and Im so excited.
Can’t believe that bo is playing as a country that doesn’t exist.
Napoleon is about to come earlier than expected next ep bois
Rare but epic swimmy W we love to see it
What a horrible nightmare of a world. Poland formed Prussia and France ate the HRE.
Kinslayer... fuckin Kinglsayer
Been Waiting for This
Incredible
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?
Swimmy going from being abjectly fucked to owning most of europe is a gigbrain move
Bo: "Oh boy here i go killing again"
This is really similar with the big HRE to my megacampaign(just finishing up EU4 right now) where I did Prussia county(duchy?) into united baltics Prussia Kingdom into Prussian Empire of a lot of Western Russia and northern Ukraine. But the HRE collapsed and then reformed with France collapsing in the face of English invasion. With the conversion to EU4, the entirety of western Europe was HRE, with a giant Bohemia forming the border to me in the East(I stayed Reformed Vidilist).
If Swimmy somehow makes it to the Stellaris stage... God help us. 02/27 never forget.
"Because there will be baguettes like them, there will be snails like us"
I have been wanting to se a mega campaign for so long thank you
The formation of the Holy Kingdom of France was so powerful it caused my phone to lag
Bokoen "Danish Hidden Snake" over here.
This was so good.
I nearly laughed 10 minutes straight
Fucking Baller absolutely awesome that their doing a mega campaign
That's gonnabe a weird EU4 game... giant french blob
I remember Swimmy getting kicked of the throne of the empire before the CK part ended, someone else was Emperor for a hot second.
In EU4, is France in the HRE?
GI phillips, you are a very funny man. Thank you
The Snake Of Denmark returns!
Is this the guy from the hit show breaking bad, like walters son
I doubt youve ever seen my comments on this but ive been commenting for months for a mp mega campaign im so hyped
I loved watching this stream.
Goddamit bo get out of my walls I started playing ck3 again and the next video is a ck3 video.
I keep expecting the drop every CK3 intro and then I remember it's not CK2 anymore
Damn, I didn't realize this was a MP mega campaign! No wonder Europe looked so weird in the EU4 vidoe
this will be gloriously cursed.
I'm more terrified what Portugal is gonna do with most of the Iberian under their control.
Well Okay
Finally
Calm Down
Thank You
should have been titled the Danish Psycho
Does bo ever post the full vods? I know these are good for youtube cuts, but id really like to be able to watch the full videos too edit: lol never mind he literally posted the twitch link
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this video was a great idea
Banger episode
The video missed the part where Bo almost murders the wrong target
sloppy toppy please
Swimmy with the 180 of the century down here. Bo, you wrote one hell of a script this time, mate.
You've been Ongezellig 🇳🇱
Wtf?
Nice cartoon by the way.
@@LaRaGEourney A very nice cartoon 👍
More people should know of it 😃
All hail the klingenburger divergence
More Mega Campaigns!
They realy finished it 100 years on wow
Depending on how fast you get this out, you will be the first complete series on RUclips.
Bokoen, gun for hire.
Bo posting videos 2 days in a row??? Bro what is happening.
real talk tho, loving the content
cant wait for part 2
thank god a saving to a monday
Mega campaign, that ends in the 12th century and moves to eu4 :P
Yeah and you’ll see why, mega campaigns aren’t meant for MP with the expansion of 11 players on the map. Game is basically done in EU4 the way we play.
@@Bokoen1 honestly fair, I get that - being forced to play for another 200 years when everyone could blob like crazy :P one of the reasons I’ve never done a mega campaign is fear of boredom, so makes sense to move it,
@@Aldrahill yep, when we hit vicky2 we had to reset a lot of colonial stuff in Africa and Asia. Otherwise the world would be consumed by EU4. Still had dumb wars in Vicky, but Europe was done at the start.
Oo that's a good idea to reset colonial stuff, the colonization system in EU4 is wacky at the best of times. Also, what, no Victoria 3? :D@@Bokoen1
@@Aldrahill theres no converter from eu4 to vic3, only to vic2 for now. also yeah colonisation in eu4 is way way too fast so i agree with resetting at least some of it
honestly i wanted to see the Klingerberger culture in the map
Bro was playing ass the snake of Denmark
Bo you magnificent bastard. That is going to be incredible ❤
AMAZING
Swimmy: I Am The Empire
so what are you gonna continue in Vicky after EU4? Then Hoi and then Stellaris? Imagine Polish Galactic Empire
Can't wait to see more