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- Опубликовано: 4 фев 2025
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While it was total chaos in MP, this might be my new favourite DLC for Crusader Kings 3. I really want to do a playthrough where I just create an absolutely unstoppable mercenary legion with a camp that rivals most landed states. I'm aware at Twitch Con for now, but I'd love to do some more when I get home. Enjoy!
Players:
I was going to put them all in the title but it got a little long. Thank you to everyone who joined us today!
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Saffron: / @ladysaffronvtuber
Sam: / nearlysam
Warpugss: / warpugss
Whiskey: / whiskey_project
Ember: / rem2ember
Cvnka: / cvnka
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Hey, if you want to know exactly how cursed this recording was, 1 hour after it ended I was at the doctors for my throat. But now I'm at Twitch Con and having a good time. Thank you to Paradox for sponsoring today's video, if you want to be an adventurer too you can check out Roads to Power right here: play.crusaderkings.com/Rimmy
Papa nurgle didn’t want you attending twitchcon
outer haven still works, its the ship in MGS4 with the mount rushmore snakes, which contained the outer heaven PMC. its actually a more nerdy reference to call it that
If you want to revisit this game, try playing the "After the End" mod.
im confused yeet suprised to see rimmy the king of the under world her xD.
Max0r just randomly knowing ancient languages is hilariously in-character XD
of all the places I was expecting the former head of the Riders to show up, this is not it. But yeah, Max0r is a being of chaos.
I mean its just a dialect of greek. Not necessarily ancient
@@ISAF_Aceah fellow man of culture
Dude knows Latin, won't be surprised if he just learned a collection of languages for the fun of it.
Byzantine minuscule isn’t ancient
I love that Maxor at the beginning states that his mission is to ruin the empire within, and then loses his mind due to all the random religious conversions and shenanigans going on while the empire collapse.
"I wanted to win, but not like this! NOT LIKE THIS!" 😂
Maxor: I will destroy the Byzantine empire!
Saffron: not if I destroy it first
"we're so busy with war we have no time to rob anyone" actually accurate to how brigand/mercenary company's work
Ah yes the infamous gemstone hounds, led by their lord poison serpent, and his second in command crossbow lynx
Rumor has it that Crossbow Lynx has a promising protege:
Arquebus Serval
Who is actually Large Manager from Max0r's many parallel universes.
@@cnlbenmc Or is he a clone of a body-double of the Huge Supervisor?!
+@@Rick586+ Maybe has actually the Tarnished from Max0r's play through of Elden Ring who descended into Hell in order to slay Satan...
An Excerpt From the Annals of Magister Limbmight:
"Thou conjured these all thyself"
Can't believe big boss would go back in time to set up the true outer heaven
Just as Boss intended
The idea of a Sardian Mercenary Company becoming a ruler isn't that far fecthed when you know the story of how the Kingdoms of Naples and Sicily was founded.
Although no Mercenary base sadly.
I love how throughout the adventuring, the fucking major B plot is just the absolute destabilization and collapse of the Byzantine empire because of one silly guy
"Some men just want to watch the word burn" 😂
In fairness, that one silly guy IS the Old Man of the Mountain himself.
@@XenonPrimeSBSVhe is the CEO of schmonking weed and capping fools
Roger commits suicide
His friend looking at his wife '' don't mind if i do ''
Rimmy accidentally picks the historical founder of Norman Sicily, chooses to take Sardinia instead
Nobody would see that coming! 😂😂
In all honesty, regardless of how plausible it is - the concept of Norman Sardinia/Sardino-Norman history sounds intriguing
@@janoszlongstride5304 Norman Napoleon
Thieves I tell you!
@@birb125 Napoleon was Corsica tho
I am so glad this video has confirmed for me doing a landless cult leader adventurer play-through is both viable and very good.
"The founder of the Hashashin"
For those who don't know, that order of assassins is quite literally where the word "Assassin" comes from.
Ahh the Baby MP bug. It was most funny when playing AGOT MP, and we had the Smallest Council.
-Rimmy
-Travels overseas
-Saves woman from ex
-Wins
You're kinda living the mercenary life in reality.
Also, Saffron too powerful. Nerf pls.
"Bro, you shit in a barrel." That is a weirdly specific reference, and I hate that I knew immediately what it meant.
Please explain the reference.
@@thenutella8846 ruclips.net/video/a83KxXfcp0Q/видео.html
@thenutella8846 Diogenes was a philosopher in ancient Greece who decided to live his life in complete poverty. He lived almost/completely naked (depending on the version) in a barrel. The legend says Alexander the Great heard of his great wisdom, came to see him, told him he would give Diogenes anything he wanted, and Diogenes answered "stop getting in front of the sun."
@@rileyneopolitan3625 ohhhhhh. I remember now, thank you. But I'm pretty sure he shat outside the barrel irl.
I thought it was Johnny in MGS4
While Outer Heaven wasn't technically on Cyprus what was on Cyprus was the hospital from Phantom Pain where Boss and V spent a decade. So that tracks
VENOM SNAKE SPOTTED, ALL HAIL BIG BOSS
DO THEY EVEN KNOW... MY NAME
IS THE MEMORY GONE ARE YOU FEELING WRONG
2:24 MaX0r dropping that byzantine pronunciation like nothing
He messed it up
Insert Duran Duran's Invisible when they started taking Cyprus lmao
the men of the mountain died by falling off said mountain..... poetic
His brother slipped and he tried to save him but also died.
This is true tragedy, goes to show CK3 is truly abandoned by god.
There are no skaven in your walls yes-yes....
Excuse me while I set up some glue traps.
Couple notes
2:19 - This made me laugh more than I have in a while
3:20 - You know it's about to get medieval when he pulls out the Adriel Fair tracks
This is the most accurate I have seen Sardinia in a while
holy shit this is a really good group
Is CK3 becoming Mount and Blade now? Awesome
If i recall correctly theres a mod that blends both games together. The management and map of CK and the battles of bannerlord
One of my longest campaigns was turning Sardinia into the new Roman Empire, it went from southern England all the way to northern India and I had conquered almost all of Africa. By the end, the Berber culture had replaced the Sardinian one, a bit like how the romans turned into the Greeks
'Phantom' mouse? Mercenaries? is that a motherfucking Phantom Pain reference?
My brother in Christ, look at the thumbnail.
@@void-creature You mean Venom Snake? IS THAT A PHANTOM PAIN REFERENCE?!
Now Lord Rimmy, bringith thy legend back to life! (Cue the bard-remix of "the man who sold the world")
I think Saffron has a little to much fun causing chaos all over the place XD
The crossover of my favourite autists
16:41 Kwisatz Haderach came too early
My Asia Minor! My Dune!
Oh I’ve been looking forward to the Rimmy’s CK3 update video. I’m so excited!!
Saffron being a menace in the Byzantine is kinda funny not gonna lie
Damn, The Last Airbender mod is gonna be cooking now
"I've taken all of the available 15 year olds from my son." Yes, officer, this one right here.
There's a piece of shrapnel sticking out of my Logitech and I'm not sure how it got there
12:00 Rimmy: What kind of Mercenary would I be if I joined losing wars?
Me: Uh...Wagner, Hessians, do the Barbary States count?
Damn, poor Max0r. Couldn't compete with the agent of pure chaos, Saffron.
YAY a new Video and with Maxor. We are truly blessed :)
''We did play quite an early build of this DLC, so multiplayer stability was not quite what you'd expect it to be''
It's a Paradox game, it's exactly what I'd expect it to be... *single tear*
Outer Haven is canonical tho, its the name of the ship-state that Liquid Ocelot founds!
This dlc might actually be the thing to get me back into CK3, depending if its not too terribly expensive
3:15 Max0r is still in character
6:25 that is the xylospongium, it was used by romans to wipe and cleaned in vinegar. It was also shared
It's nice seeing other people knowing the old script, I want to emphasize the script part because Byzantine minascule is not an ancient language it's a writing style that isn't classified as ancient it's just old script that evolved from 9th century Greek.
This was amazing and hilarious. The expansion looks crazy fun and different from the usual playstyle of the game.
6:00 was just playing RT before watching this vid so i got flashbanged
Lol, I love they have the pop up for necromancy of "Despite the name..."
Just the amount of chaos and shit is side splitting for me. Love this and the previous one - please do more of these
MGS neckbeard here. Outer Haven is accurate. It's what liquid ocelot named his whole schtick.
Always a good day when Rimmy uploads
as a blind guess, I think that sponge on a stick is referring to what romans used to wipe after using the bathroom. You found ancient roman tp relic
5:06 everyone got benjamin buttoned,
now i want to do a challenge run where i try i make every county in the byzantine empire a different religion as an unlanded character.
No.
That is a crime against all that is human and holy.
I BEG OF THEE
What kind of mercenary would join the losing side ? An ace combat mercenary thats who
The landless map mode is always wild
Brilliant :D as always man! Love this game
the reveal of the Byzantine religious plotline was so fucking good.
18:30 Subhanallah 😂😂😂
I didn't even see the phantom mouse until you mentined it lol
Hey the battle they lost at 9:35 was at a place called MARTYROPOLIS
The ending was pretty hilarious
Crusader Kings 3: The Phantom Mouse
Loved the video @RimmyDownunder! Can't wait for the next video man! Yay Saffron and Whiskey Project are back and who are these Cvnka and Ember that were mentioned at the Start? Either way, This was hella Cursed Man! Baby Rulers, Boglist Religion and a Fricking Crusade on Bulgaria LMAO!
I'll have to Continue the Briefing for the "Girls und Panzer" and "GATE - Thus the JSDF Fought There" Operation in the next video because it is almost 4 in the morning where I am and I need to get to bed!
Let me know what you think about this and I'll catch you in your next video man!
Bro I was confused as hell when I saw Cvnka's name show up cause I remember it from somewhere, and yeah she has crazy drama.
Catfished multiple people, still does it and blocks anyone who calls her out, egged on some kids into doing self harm, and also during a community league of legends tournament she had some dude play on her computer which was so obvious cause the guy was like challenger. But the crazy part is in the first place, she was pretending to be someone else during the entire tournament and the guy she was pretending to be had to come out and say what the fuck guys this is not me because people started coming after him for the fucked up shit she did.
Yeah, don't worry about the phantom mouse, Rimmy, I'm watching on a tablet.
Im glad the dying baby bug is finally in a sponsored video. Maybe Paradox will actually fix it now
My family hails from Sardinia, so long as you succeed from Italy, it's all good
I just found out about playable landless characters and immediately thought of Outer Heaven. Imagine my surprise to see this in my recommended just before I went to search it up!
new ck3 upload, glorious
12:53 Me watching people remember my island's existance, but they're catholic mercenaries & their first action is to fuck it up: 😃
the anbennar team NEEDS to add this to the mod when it comes out id love to fight orcs and goblins as a dwarf in the dwarovar
9:36 Fitting given it's literally Martyropolis.
Rimmy doesn't know what the sponge on the stick is💀
Imagine not knowing Byzantine Miniscule
Rimmy screaming "I have a wife" is just funny in it's own way.
6:22 - that's a Xylospongium. A toilet implement. That's why it smells and gives you a health penalty.
I can’t wait till in CK3 agot when 20 people decide to all play as Ironborn Dragonlord landless adventurers.
I am learning some interesting things about maxor in this video
Particularly, that he was apparently me all along
Well, me with better medication
4:49 Crusader Kings Daima
That mouse issue actually comes from a problem all of the Paradox games have with rendering. You notice the issue the most when playing fullscreen outside of 16:9 (I play on 16:10), to where your mouse is displayed offset up and to the right of where it actually is. And you can tell it's a systemic engine issue because ALL of them (EU, CK, HOI, and Stellaris) all have the exact same offset.
MAX0R PLAYING CK3 IS LAST THING I HAD ON MY BINGO CARD THIS YEAR
STENGH THAT MUSSELS AND JUGNGL WORK!
Now you should war over haven to determine who is big boss
Multiplayer instability? In a Paradox game? No way!?
I can’t wait for Campaign for North Africa to come out next week! 🙂
Bro what are the chances that this video is posted the day I finish Jojo Golden Wind, with SARDINIA IN THE THUMBNAIL
wild stuff
Man this with the elders kings mod would go hard
mother base is canonically off the sardinian coast
5:58 Abelard the Annihilator has entered the chat...
WHAT A THRILL
Outer Heaven just as the Boss envisioned
I cant wait for elder kings 2 to get updated to this version of the game....
man i wish i had me a bunch of history nerd friends
23:15 As a Metal Gear nerd I feel the need to point out Outer Haven was also used in MGS4 meaning it wouldn't matter if you called it Outer Heaven or Outer Haven, Konami could still get their lawyers out.
So who else is of the opinion that maxor is actually some sort of ancient pagan sorcerer. Who just likes messing with people by dropping forgotten lore and visions of stellar planes.
5:50 Is the icon for the Stooge a dung beetle pushing a ball of dung?
This is amazing.
15:29 How the hell did the Copts get to Slovenia!?
Outer Haven is also possibly copyrighted, since MGS4 has the Arsenal Gear prototype called Outer Haven.
What in god’s name is Byzantine miniscule?
small byzantine