WHY IS OUR EMPEROR IN JERUSALEM? | Crusader Kings 3

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  • Опубликовано: 27 ноя 2024

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  • @RimmyDownunder
    @RimmyDownunder  9 месяцев назад +250

    The Lil Rimmy Plushie will be available for purchase soon, and you can sign up for one of the three giveaway plushies right here, there's just six days to sign up!: rimmy.youtooz.com/
    You can also find the plushie as an ArmA 3 mod: steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3154412429

    • @razelcanukbacon1160
      @razelcanukbacon1160 9 месяцев назад +5

      hey dont know if it was just me but youtube didnt show me you had uploaded. This is the first time youtube hasent showed me one of your videos. Love your vids btw

    • @faffy2632
      @faffy2632 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@razelcanukbacon1160same happened to me

    • @carlod5818
      @carlod5818 9 месяцев назад

      dont let him have the copper, we are moving towards a critical shortage
      NOT THE COPPER

  • @lianxia1111
    @lianxia1111 9 месяцев назад +1829

    “All of this for one more gem on my head” is a pretty good description for most things in history.

    • @samfire3067
      @samfire3067 9 месяцев назад +22

      Og Rome: Just one more province

    • @TheNapster153
      @TheNapster153 8 месяцев назад +10

      Such a good concept, not even Tolkien bothered to change the script.
      Apart from the fact Melkor did in fact got the platinum achievement.

    • @samiamrg7
      @samiamrg7 Месяц назад +2

      Often times, it would be “All of this for… Crushing war debt even though I won.”

  • @jakeking974
    @jakeking974 9 месяцев назад +975

    >daughter dies
    >attends party
    "So sorry to hear of your lass, me lord"
    "The who? OH, RIGHT! Eh, she's in a better place. Probably."

    • @TheSchultinator
      @TheSchultinator 9 месяцев назад +74

      Given how everything went down, it's definitely a better place

  • @bulldowozer5858
    @bulldowozer5858 9 месяцев назад +712

    *Pulls out comically large pilgrimage*

  • @Predator20357
    @Predator20357 9 месяцев назад +1233

    Spoilers:
    The mental thought of this dude with like a “Birthday Boy” party crown, running away from a mob of angry kings and lieges to go to Jerusalem to escape the revolt is just hilarious.

    • @randomintrovertedspider7510
      @randomintrovertedspider7510 9 месяцев назад +219

      Imagine the Muslims watching several thousand soldiers land on the shores of the Holy Land, thinking it's another crusade, only to find out they're just chasing their emperor, who they're pissed off at.

    • @samfire3067
      @samfire3067 9 месяцев назад +52

      I am impresseded none of then tried to kill the emperor.

    • @CaptainFirespitter
      @CaptainFirespitter 9 месяцев назад +48

      Just insert Captain Jack Sparrow running away from the tribesmen and you’ve got this scene nailed completely!!! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @JoshSweetvale
      @JoshSweetvale 8 месяцев назад +14

      You never go full Marc Antony.

  • @thecombatwombat7652
    @thecombatwombat7652 9 месяцев назад +693

    King Wladislav: I HAVE FOUGHT AND BLED FOR THE KINGDOM OF HUNGARY AND I RECEIVED NOTHING *starts having a heart attack*
    The Emperor: *doesn't notice* Yes, yes, I have heard your complaints and as soon as I can revoke those claims from the rapid dogs in Hungary...
    Wladislav: *falls over and dies*
    Harald: *walks over slowly* Soooooo... does that make me king now?

  • @BaronVonMott
    @BaronVonMott 9 месяцев назад +400

    * *4th Imperial Pilgrimage to Jerusalem starts, admits a horrendous civil war* *
    Electors: "He can't keep getting away with this!"

  • @mechs_with_hands
    @mechs_with_hands 9 месяцев назад +428

    Rimmy: My lord, there are Poles on the outskirts of Prague.
    Birthday Boy: Worry not, I'm sure my regent will handle it.

    • @aaroncabatingan5238
      @aaroncabatingan5238 9 месяцев назад +31

      My lord, your regent.
      Your regent could not mobilize enough men. He wasn't able to carry out his assault

    • @John-qv5ux
      @John-qv5ux 9 месяцев назад +19

      @@aaroncabatingan5238 Why am I imagining this as some kind of Medieval retelling of Der Untergang?

    • @jaredjosephsongheng372
      @jaredjosephsongheng372 Месяц назад +2

      ​@@aaroncabatingan5238
      *Das war ein befehl!*

  • @lucassundwall6639
    @lucassundwall6639 9 месяцев назад +759

    "My daughter just died."
    *Laughter ensues*
    "Well, just make a new one" - every CK3 play through ever

  • @herusolares5320
    @herusolares5320 9 месяцев назад +620

    the HRE dream: Gathering garden hermits like they're lawn gnomes.

  • @PhoenixT70
    @PhoenixT70 9 месяцев назад +329

    "Why is there a five-year cooldown?!" is not a question I ever expected to hear in regards to self-die, but Rimmy and company have achieved that this day.

  • @TheLumenor
    @TheLumenor 9 месяцев назад +244

    "WHERE ARE YOU GOING? IS THAT JERUSALUM!!!!" Is by far my favorite part of this video.

  • @Ozzystrayroo
    @Ozzystrayroo 9 месяцев назад +1209

    "Is it time to make the family tree into a family circle, daddy?"
    "Behave, daughter. This is a special birthday event."

    • @mikiczm3248
      @mikiczm3248 9 месяцев назад +1

      Kinky

    • @TheVeryLastLardeen
      @TheVeryLastLardeen 9 месяцев назад +129

      The family tree is just a recycling logo

    • @UnknownOps
      @UnknownOps 9 месяцев назад +22

      The family tree is a fucking ladder at this point.

  • @Hollow-Eyes
    @Hollow-Eyes 9 месяцев назад +163

    Trying to run an empire with several people is one of the funniest things you can do in this game.
    We also tend to use the Holy Roman Empire or the Mongolians. I too once lost my territory, but I got banished to Ireland, before getting conquered and vassalized by england.
    I then managed to marry my way into the english royal family. After a large and complicated assasination plot, I finally took over England and then swore fealty to the Holy Roman Empire.
    Meanwhile my friends were crusading for Jerusalem and one of them somehow ended up in India while another somehow converted Egypt to Catholism. What was our glorious emporer doing? He created a new nudist faith which sent us in into death spiral as we fought a giant civil war which ended in a two thirds of the empire dissapearing.

  • @janhornak5739
    @janhornak5739 9 месяцев назад +487

    Rimmy playing as Bohemians? Man, those legionaires got him good.

    • @O5-hans
      @O5-hans 9 месяцев назад +74

      The Czech propaganda is working hehehehehehahahahahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAA

    • @hussites619
      @hussites619 8 месяцев назад +5

      You can't stop the Czechs

    • @janhornak5739
      @janhornak5739 8 месяцев назад +2

      @@hussites619 hell yeah

  • @heinzlilio4612
    @heinzlilio4612 9 месяцев назад +153

    Heinrich: Goes on a speech on how he will compensate the King of Bohemia for his efforts
    Vratislav: Dies of boredom

  • @ToxyTheGachaAnimatronic
    @ToxyTheGachaAnimatronic 9 месяцев назад +74

    My mental image is just a siege of the castle and one of the advisors walks out and tells the troops that the king is on holiday in the Holy Land and they just look at each other and just sat there waiting for the king to come back into the castle so they can siege it again

  • @TheLeninTrain
    @TheLeninTrain 9 месяцев назад +176

    Side note on the Grand Master of the Order of Malta and the siege of the island :
    1) Jean Parisot de Valette's spy network told him the Ottomans were coming, the man didn't even doubt the info; he just started levying taxes, men and finished building forts
    2) The man was almost 70 during the siege of Malta... that's double the life expectancy of the average person in 1565.
    3) He had about 6,000 men to fight (including the local population of Malta which was about 3,000) and he beat the 40,000 strong Ottoman army.
    4) The citizens were so panicked that he basically went "well if these old bones of mine can fight, so can you".
    5) Because if him, the Ottomans lost 20-35k men and decided to call it a day.
    6) The Ottomans wanted Malta as a staging ground to go invade Sicily and and then the Kingdom of Naples.
    So yeah... the Order of Malta saved Medieval Europe.

    • @AGrumpyPanda
      @AGrumpyPanda 9 месяцев назад +28

      With some help from 8-10'000 spaniards coming to relieve them, the threat of which caused increasing desperation in the Ottoman forces to the point that by the time they actually arrived the Ottomans just gave up and went home. Not denying that Valette and the Hospitallers won a victory that nobody expected, and that they put up one of the biggest challenges to Ottoman supremacy that the world had seen yet.

    • @TheLeninTrain
      @TheLeninTrain 9 месяцев назад +26

      @@AGrumpyPanda Spaniards: ALRIGHT WE'RE HERE FOR A FIGHT ¿DONDE ESTAN?
      de Valette: They are leaving Señor.
      Ottomans: Yeah, this is too much effort. Keep your damned island 😤

  • @British-Imperator
    @British-Imperator 9 месяцев назад +51

    Interesting tidbit, the Knights Hospitaller still exist. The Order of the Knights Hospitallers of Malta and Rhodes is still a sovreign nation with land in Rome.

  • @stephenlucas8836
    @stephenlucas8836 9 месяцев назад +43

    9:26 "Bohemian and Italian as one. White and Mediterranean Together."

  • @crawler6019
    @crawler6019 8 месяцев назад +25

    4:05
    Sam: "I'm pregnant!"
    Rimmy: "Thanks... what???"
    NGL. That exchange killed me

  • @ad_astra5
    @ad_astra5 9 месяцев назад +112

    The legend of count cadulto to and his comically large spoon lives on

    • @commander0.087
      @commander0.087 9 месяцев назад +5

      COUNT CADULTO!

    • @crasterlongshanks4284
      @crasterlongshanks4284 9 месяцев назад

      Count Cadulto the fornicator will not be named in the court of our mighty emperor, Jair Bolsonaro

  • @bahumat9853
    @bahumat9853 9 месяцев назад +51

    The Editor is based and loredumped so much in the space of a single second about a really cool part of the Christian Holy Orders.

  • @Peptuck
    @Peptuck 9 месяцев назад +98

    Rimmy's daughter dying: burnt egg.
    Sam coming to visit: meth ice cream.

    • @amuroray.1690
      @amuroray.1690 9 месяцев назад +2

      Funnily enough this reminds me of that one video of the zombie game where burnt food would give you severe depression?

    • @Peptuck
      @Peptuck 9 месяцев назад

      yeah, that's what i was referencing.@@amuroray.1690

  • @lucassundwall6639
    @lucassundwall6639 9 месяцев назад +106

    Sam's the MVP of this episode purely for lying on his back.

  • @Capum5
    @Capum5 9 месяцев назад +45

    I was totally thinking that last line would've been "If you can't beat 'em...take a trip to the holy land on your special day."
    God this entire video was hilarious.

  • @ulric8445
    @ulric8445 9 месяцев назад +27

    Jesus Sam’s empress had more than that dawg in her, she had a whole legion in her womb

  • @lewissmith6350
    @lewissmith6350 9 месяцев назад +11

    Rimmy: Ten years you've been king and not once have you given me territory
    Warpugss: Sorry I can't talk I'm in Jerusalem

  • @theinternetshavecome1640
    @theinternetshavecome1640 9 месяцев назад +12

    Their commitment to dusting roleplaying on what they were doing already is what takes this vid from good to glorious.

  • @WhopperJrNoCheese
    @WhopperJrNoCheese 9 месяцев назад +7

    “There is nothing you can do to stop me…” Famous last words.

  • @stephenlucas8836
    @stephenlucas8836 9 месяцев назад +9

    11:52 “I am now the king of Denmark.”
    Clarify: “Directly boarding the king of Denmark”

  • @joshuadarrow
    @joshuadarrow 9 месяцев назад +11

    "My Liege, they jumping me."

  • @thegeneralmitch
    @thegeneralmitch 9 месяцев назад +28

    We're at war on multiple fronts my lord!
    Declare a feast and demand all my generals attend!

  • @pieceofschmidtgamer
    @pieceofschmidtgamer 9 месяцев назад +38

    Rimmy is our adorable little boy from the Land of Oz.

  • @jakeking974
    @jakeking974 9 месяцев назад +12

    Ah, yes, the divine artifact, the Body of Saint Rimulus, Patron Saint of the Down Under, He Who Walks With Ushanka, The ARMAnnointed One.

  • @AJ-pt7bo
    @AJ-pt7bo 9 месяцев назад +12

    I literally downloaded CK3 earlier today and did almost everything Rimmy did in this video by pure chance just to go on RUclips and see this

  • @connordlthegamer2980
    @connordlthegamer2980 9 месяцев назад +6

    the duke of lesser poland watching as tsar heinrich parts the adriatic sea to escape to the holy land

  • @stixusardarach2625
    @stixusardarach2625 9 месяцев назад +38

    Yay, a new Rimmy CK3 video!

  • @aidanfarnan4683
    @aidanfarnan4683 9 месяцев назад +10

    "This is the last pilgrimage before we invade Poland..." is such a cursed yet historical comment.

  • @billybob7653
    @billybob7653 9 месяцев назад +26

    Rimmy learning about the Chads hospitaller is what I’m here for

  • @teamchaos5101
    @teamchaos5101 9 месяцев назад +87

    Glad to see Rimmy collabing with Gawr Gura

    • @dangerdean9066
      @dangerdean9066 9 месяцев назад +3

      I wonder why Gura was on the thumnbnail

  • @scifimisc9191
    @scifimisc9191 9 месяцев назад +8

    TIL Sabaton are missing a song. Theyve got one for 40 years before the great battle of Malta, and one for not that long after it, but no actual song for the knights hospitaller

  • @hissboomcreeperalt1020
    @hissboomcreeperalt1020 9 месяцев назад +9

    "My daughter just died..."
    *cue hysterical laughter*

  • @g3arjammer837
    @g3arjammer837 9 месяцев назад +15

    Missed you playing this game, was rewatching the older videos yesterday

  • @Keranite
    @Keranite 9 месяцев назад +5

    holy shit a multiplayer CK3 game that's a 25 minute video?? what a great gift
    okay immediate banger

  • @Billzor991
    @Billzor991 9 месяцев назад +1

    Rimmy this is probably one of my favorite videos you've done with the other guys. I don't know why but this was just an absolute blast to watch.

  • @CStone-xn4oy
    @CStone-xn4oy 9 месяцев назад +3

    This video has so many reasons for why CK3 is my favorite game of all time.

  • @RepChris
    @RepChris 9 месяцев назад +4

    18:35 Fun fact: the knights hospitaler (To be precise the Malteser Order, and the Order of Saint John (roman-catholic and protestant respectively)) run a lot of the ambulances in Germany

    • @RepChris
      @RepChris 9 месяцев назад

      The Order of Saint John (also referred to as the Johanniterorden), or the full name: Bailiwick of Brandenburg of the Chivalric Order of Saint John of the Hospital at Jerusalem
      have some really funny ranks, "Knight of Honor" and "Knight of Justice"

  • @ferpman2179
    @ferpman2179 9 месяцев назад +5

    thanks youtube for not showing this in my subscription feed very cool youtube great website you got here

  • @stephenlucas8836
    @stephenlucas8836 9 месяцев назад +4

    4:01
    Remmy: “otz why are you called Denmark?”
    Otz: “ooo… there can only be one of us.”
    Sounds most historical war justification reason I heard.
    11:52 Then “I am now the king of Denmark.”
    Clarify: “Directly boarding the king of Denmark”
    Some search through the history books about some guy changing his lands name to take a bigger nation.

  • @gabrielwojniusz1993
    @gabrielwojniusz1993 9 месяцев назад +28

    17:24 Arab D-Day

  • @mixednarwhal
    @mixednarwhal 9 месяцев назад +40

    Is anyone else not finding this video in their subscription feed and instead are finding it on the RUclips home page?

    • @allknowingidiot1835
      @allknowingidiot1835 9 месяцев назад +1

      Same here. Was gonna comment as well but you beat me to it

    • @drakeironshield7932
      @drakeironshield7932 9 месяцев назад +3

      Yeah ... pretty annoyed about this

    • @mixednarwhal
      @mixednarwhal 9 месяцев назад

      @@drakeironshield7932 On mobile you can select a channel you are subscribed to at the top and have all of their videos sorted from newest first. When selecting Rimmy’s channel the video will pop up but when you deselect the channel it will revert to all channels and weirdly still won’t show it even though it just registered it was there.

    • @tusken9669
      @tusken9669 9 месяцев назад +9

      I sure love youtube giving me notifications for videos I've already seen a couple days ago while pretending they got uploaded hours ago, meanwhile this got ignored

    • @alfakillr
      @alfakillr 9 месяцев назад +4

      Same here. Unsubscribing and resubscribing doesn't make it appear either, so is RUclips filtering the video somehow?

  • @kingcrafteroderderfahradtu7331
    @kingcrafteroderderfahradtu7331 9 месяцев назад +2

    18:25 I just looked at bohemias borders. Surprisingly accurate

  • @lukes244
    @lukes244 9 месяцев назад +2

    I need you to play more multiplayer ck3 so much, i love the game and with the shit your groups get up to its even better.

  • @syrusalder7795
    @syrusalder7795 9 месяцев назад +1

    I love putting these videos on the background while i play games

  • @MeonLights
    @MeonLights 2 месяца назад +1

    I just imagine the Emperor running around in those "here comes a special boy" shoes xD
    Plus, ask the historical Duchess Matilda about the dog. I think the players are innocent this time.

  • @fashionsoulsonlysouls5575
    @fashionsoulsonlysouls5575 9 месяцев назад +2

    this is like if Charles the second survived and actually ran the country

  • @vicentegodoy5493
    @vicentegodoy5493 9 месяцев назад +6

    2:05 he is going in the jar

  • @givemeawand
    @givemeawand 9 месяцев назад +3

    I love it when Rimmy does CK3

  • @epidemicsound
    @epidemicsound 9 месяцев назад

    🎶 track? It’s *Sins of the Fathers* by *Deskant* - and yes we are THRILLED to be your trusted provider.
    ruclips.net/video/8J1aFB1S2x4/видео.html
    // Epidemic Sound

  • @mitchmitting102
    @mitchmitting102 9 месяцев назад +3

    Rimmy, thought I'd say, but I didn't get a notification for this vid despite being subbed and have notifications on

  • @GrippyClips
    @GrippyClips 9 месяцев назад +1

    this is hilarious, I love your group of friends.

  • @aldrinmilespartosa1578
    @aldrinmilespartosa1578 2 дня назад

    "I will back soon"
    "NO YOU DONT"
    Im dead lol

  • @inasapostle13thapostleofthe12
    @inasapostle13thapostleofthe12 9 месяцев назад +5

    Huh.... RUclips legit refused to show me this in my subscription tab.......

  • @michaelselph3530
    @michaelselph3530 9 месяцев назад +1

    Another CK3 video from Rimmy?! Christmas came early

  • @antitroller101
    @antitroller101 9 месяцев назад +1

    This is a pretty spot on depiction of being a noble in the Holy Roman Empire, or as I like to call it; the Unholy Cluster Fuck -_-

  • @GaldirEonai
    @GaldirEonai 9 месяцев назад +1

    A massive brawl in Floridsdorf? Sounds about right...

  • @MozzDef
    @MozzDef 9 месяцев назад

    Im lifting while watching, i will giggle and drop my dumbell on my self.

  • @catgckool428
    @catgckool428 9 месяцев назад +1

    I have you set to all for notifications yet I only found out about this video due to the recommended feed.

  • @LordofLandfill
    @LordofLandfill 9 месяцев назад +4

    I’ve never been to a video this quickly.

  • @Dal-mm5km
    @Dal-mm5km 9 месяцев назад +1

    His special day is gonna start the crusader wars

  • @PartiallyLoyal
    @PartiallyLoyal 9 месяцев назад

    This is the funniest Rimmy video in millennia

  • @tehwhaffle3088
    @tehwhaffle3088 9 месяцев назад +1

    I nearly died laughing to this video. fucking amazing antics as usual!

  • @coldheartedreaper
    @coldheartedreaper 4 месяца назад

    Floridians: y'all wanna see a hurricane I'll show you a goddamn hurricane hold my fuckin beer

  • @imlivinginyourceiling
    @imlivinginyourceiling 9 месяцев назад

    this is the type of video paradox would PAY someone to make

  • @Allen0wl
    @Allen0wl 9 месяцев назад

    It been awhile, the king has returned

  • @danteglory95
    @danteglory95 9 месяцев назад +2

    Why let a little Civil War get in the way of a good pilgrimage?

  • @maxpieper2290
    @maxpieper2290 9 месяцев назад

    This vid didn't show up in my subscriptions page, weird. Anyways, always good to see more ck!

  • @AlexanderTF
    @AlexanderTF 9 месяцев назад

    Count Elek, count Elek, where is he, oh upsie he's dead ...

  • @TomtheWonderDog
    @TomtheWonderDog 9 месяцев назад +1

    Your empire was neither Most, nor Special, nor even a Boy.

  • @stevenastillero9599
    @stevenastillero9599 9 месяцев назад

    I have little to no idea what was going on but I laughed so much that it hurts. Thank you but also no thank you, XD.

  • @guesstime6445
    @guesstime6445 9 месяцев назад

    18:35 accordly to Wikipedia there still around to this day. I guess they faired better than the Knights Templar.

  • @PrimarisBlackTemplaDraven
    @PrimarisBlackTemplaDraven 9 месяцев назад +1

    I was hoping they bring back the Broken men.

  • @fabriziocossio
    @fabriziocossio 9 месяцев назад +1

    Seeing this stream love was the best stuff ever
    Yoi guys play more CK3 together
    Maybe as the seljuk empire next time?

  • @DocsLenses
    @DocsLenses 9 месяцев назад

    Hell yeah more CK3 from Rimmy!!!

  • @thecreeker1917
    @thecreeker1917 9 месяцев назад +2

    Best merch plug I seen in awhile!

  • @FollowerOfTheProphet
    @FollowerOfTheProphet 9 месяцев назад

    Ah yes the Crusades🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Did you know i was the King!

  • @tomaszskowronski1406
    @tomaszskowronski1406 9 месяцев назад +2

    14:56 Please don't. Sincerily, Poland.
    Also, have you considered playing the Crusader Blade style of campaign? As in that mod that merges CK3 and Bannerlord. You could actually fight your silly battles in person. Or does it not work with Coop? frankly, i don't know

  • @HyperK7
    @HyperK7 9 месяцев назад

    I’m fiercely disappointed that Rimmy did not bring back the religion of Tomboy Supremacy in this playthrough.

  • @xtxownage
    @xtxownage 9 месяцев назад

    accurate that he likes copper, seeing most of Australia's cables are copper.

  • @elcazador3349
    @elcazador3349 9 месяцев назад

    Most competent Holy Roman Emperor:

  • @PSIRockOmega
    @PSIRockOmega 9 месяцев назад

    Duuuuuuude, can we get more of this?

  • @vicentegodoy5493
    @vicentegodoy5493 9 месяцев назад +1

    4:05 he pulled the pregnancy card THIS early in the date???

  • @thefallenjedi66
    @thefallenjedi66 9 месяцев назад +1

    Did ya take Jerusalem son?

  • @YTDariuS-my6dg
    @YTDariuS-my6dg 9 месяцев назад

    God CK3 is so fucking confusing I didn't even understand a damn thing when I tried to play it. Massive props to Rimmy and co. I'll just stick to my copy of Total Warhammer II procured from the "Bleak Coast Buccaneers"

  • @hermes931
    @hermes931 3 месяца назад

    20:35 a small breakdown

  • @Hammerheadcruiser
    @Hammerheadcruiser 9 месяцев назад

    What a great thumbnail

  • @redlinemusic1608
    @redlinemusic1608 9 месяцев назад

    This video is not in my subscriptions tab nor under the bell icon, how weird

  • @Cooli167
    @Cooli167 3 месяца назад

    I hope yall play the next DLC. Its looking good for shennanigans

  • @DIEGhostfish
    @DIEGhostfish 9 месяцев назад

    7:15 People PAY to pretend to be detectives!