Gaming, but I'm Secretly an AI

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  • Опубликовано: 25 ноя 2024

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  • @Valefisk
    @Valefisk  6 месяцев назад +746

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    • @coreyfinn5532
      @coreyfinn5532 6 месяцев назад +16

      WHERE SCISSOR DEMONSTRATION?!

    • @kooolainebulger8117
      @kooolainebulger8117 6 месяцев назад

      love historia civilis

    • @teaflavouredcoffee83
      @teaflavouredcoffee83 6 месяцев назад +3

      balls

    • @chikumori5530
      @chikumori5530 6 месяцев назад +14

      How much popcorn will I need to make to watch the Campaign for North Africa game?

    • @wdint800
      @wdint800 6 месяцев назад

      Connections
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  • @AChamber
    @AChamber 6 месяцев назад +16413

    Diplomacy is a lot harder when one guy is an AI, another is blind drunk, and another one is Teddy

    • @silverfishofdoom1312
      @silverfishofdoom1312 6 месяцев назад +440

      On scale from sleeping (0) to playing CNA (10) how hard was the game

    • @Harurema
      @Harurema 6 месяцев назад +641

      The moment you have to negotiate with Teddy, you have already lost.

    • @danboy12342
      @danboy12342 6 месяцев назад +85

      Start of a bad joke right here

    • @jestalt6442
      @jestalt6442 6 месяцев назад +153

      Teddy is by far the scariest of the 3

    • @Danc929
      @Danc929 6 месяцев назад +149

      At least this time one isnt in the middle of a natural disaster

  • @username5155
    @username5155 6 месяцев назад +1590

    I just love Lynx being so drunk at 1:41:38 that he ended up sitting in an empty VC watching and quoting _The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl in 3-D_

    • @oswaldtime
      @oswaldtime 5 месяцев назад +28

      i saw this comment as it happened on accident and it made it funnier

  • @honomaki4391
    @honomaki4391 6 месяцев назад +12401

    It feels so weird watching a video of diplomacy and not having someone almost dying in a hurricane just to play diplomacy

    • @FeyBoundActor
      @FeyBoundActor 6 месяцев назад +225

      Real

    • @petrorlov2599
      @petrorlov2599 6 месяцев назад +734

      it just shows how often we rewatch Vale's videos, so we get used to Diplomacy being played in a hurricane

    • @Kozmokast
      @Kozmokast 6 месяцев назад +115

      So that’s the weird feeling I got, huh.

    • @honomaki4391
      @honomaki4391 6 месяцев назад +57

      @@petrorlov2599 you are so right

    • @jakubkorenek9121
      @jakubkorenek9121 6 месяцев назад +54

      Ohh it was such legendary commitment. Legendary video, love it😂

  • @iamatrain4397
    @iamatrain4397 6 месяцев назад +1137

    hearing the (unfortunately never carried out) plans to move a british army around russia and turkey into north africa almost made me spit water over my laptop from laughing

    • @chloedoesstuff3753
      @chloedoesstuff3753 6 месяцев назад +141

      I was genuinely so upset that never happened

    • @ladydovaky8491
      @ladydovaky8491 6 месяцев назад +141

      I guess that campaign to north África never got to be finished

    • @TheCountluca1
      @TheCountluca1 Месяц назад

  • @galaksina
    @galaksina 6 месяцев назад +5210

    "We have replaced Valefisk's voice with a deepfake Ai voice over at some point in the video - lets see when the comments notice"

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 6 месяцев назад +22

      E‎ ‎

    • @super_manul1167
      @super_manul1167 6 месяцев назад +6

      @@EEEEEEEE nis

    • @SallasiYefgrafovich
      @SallasiYefgrafovich 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@super_manul1167penis

    • @kingkeeper3570
      @kingkeeper3570 6 месяцев назад +6

      Where does it say this?

    • @laser_uhhhh
      @laser_uhhhh 6 месяцев назад +31

      @@kingkeeper3570did you not watch the video? did you forget?

  • @xymaryai8283
    @xymaryai8283 6 месяцев назад +1076

    lynx is the perfect example of "dont let the most confident speaker control the narrative"
    maivi is the example of the complete opposite, "don't let the silent player stay out of the narrative"

    • @RocketWeaponsGuy
      @RocketWeaponsGuy 4 месяца назад +79

      Maivi was the sleeper build

    • @simonsoupshark8009
      @simonsoupshark8009 3 месяца назад +90

      she started by immediately making her self look like a non threat.
      then just stayed out of most conflicts except for direct neighbors.
      you combine that with starting in prob the most secure location and well...

    • @Soulraven2735
      @Soulraven2735 3 месяца назад +21

      ​@@simonsoupshark8009The Australian Risk strategy

    • @confidentbottle
      @confidentbottle 2 месяца назад +23

      It's the same situation as in Vale's modded COH2 video, where everyone is trying out the various new goofy units meanwhile Maivi quietly steamrolls the entire game with a deathball of default russian tanks

  • @MinoriGaming
    @MinoriGaming 6 месяцев назад +6150

    I love how rapidly Lynx disintegrated. He went from generally coherent to absolutely hammered and insane within the span of a single turn.

    • @Jo-rz6bs
      @Jo-rz6bs 6 месяцев назад +390

      God bless Henry Weston.

    • @mrow278
      @mrow278 6 месяцев назад +465

      The line between sanity and madness can be an extra sip of Henry Westons

    • @markussenaviev4688
      @markussenaviev4688 6 месяцев назад +82

      In Mexico we have Caguamas (1.2Lts Beer), an entire state/region can go ape shet after a Caguama and it often has 💀

    • @Dorf274
      @Dorf274 6 месяцев назад +72

      In University, we discovered this to be the magical qualities of strong cider. Especially Henry Weston.

    • @nickcook2775
      @nickcook2775 6 месяцев назад +16

      Inebriation is a fickle thing

  • @DHDaegor
    @DHDaegor 6 месяцев назад +1386

    1:30:30 "*THAT'S* WHY YOU BETRAYED ME IN BELGIUM!? I'M FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMING"
    holy shit I'm dying from that reaction

    • @SnafuFourTwo
      @SnafuFourTwo 6 месяцев назад +82

      I love whenever lynx yells his mic has the audible loud voice suppression 😂

    • @YoutubeCommonman_Totas
      @YoutubeCommonman_Totas 5 месяцев назад +33

      That's why you 🅱️etrayed me in 🅱️elgium!!!

    • @rocket2themoon552
      @rocket2themoon552 3 месяца назад +21

      1:31:26 “Wait is this ChatGPT 3.5 or 4.0?” “It’s not even the modern one bros using a 2022 model”

  • @tonig2255
    @tonig2255 6 месяцев назад +5751

    Vale failed the "try not to spend 80 hours editing" challenge again 😢

    • @Jmcgee1125
      @Jmcgee1125 6 месяцев назад +85

      "80"

    • @VanillaSchleep
      @VanillaSchleep 6 месяцев назад +127

      you're missing a couple zeroes there bud

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 6 месяцев назад +2

      E‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎

    • @ffferreira.2001
      @ffferreira.2001 6 месяцев назад +15

      Is this footage actually from 2021? XD

    • @heffe
      @heffe 2 месяца назад

      Worth it

  • @SeaJayLY
    @SeaJayLY 6 месяцев назад +319

    I think the most interesting aspect of this video is that, while trying to sow the seeds of chaos by introducing ChatGPT into the equation, Vale wasn't actually told to do anything too crazy by it. Everyone else was just fucking crazy during this game.

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 3 месяца назад

      E‎

    • @Tufhhuyy
      @Tufhhuyy Месяц назад

      ​@@EEEEEEEE😡😡

  • @Rannos22
    @Rannos22 6 месяцев назад +3508

    The hardest negotiation is actually getting ChatGPT to stop fuckin around and make a decision

    • @equilintogo5378
      @equilintogo5378 6 месяцев назад +486

      One thing chatgpt learned in the process is to make noncommital statements to look smart at all times

    • @adisca2k
      @adisca2k 6 месяцев назад +254

      ​@@equilintogo5378If only it learnt how to say "I am not sure" instead of being confidently incorrect.

    • @PointsofData
      @PointsofData 6 месяцев назад +273

      ​@@adisca2k
      ChatGPT was trained from internet comments and you expect it to admit when it's wrong?

    • @adisca2k
      @adisca2k 6 месяцев назад +170

      @@PointsofData Fair point.
      Then the real bug is that it apologises when confronted instead of doubling down and calling you names.

    • @pirig-gal
      @pirig-gal 6 месяцев назад +66

      @@adisca2k It apologizes and then it doubles down with the wrong answer. One time it had made a fake tutorial for a library it didn't know about and I wasted a lot of time pulling my hair in frustration because it wasn't working.

  • @JoltedAlive
    @JoltedAlive 6 месяцев назад +400

    Lynx could be a voice actor if he could learn to channel the fucking energy of "THATS WHY YOU BETRAYED ME IN BELGIUM????" the sheer amount of anger and confusion that he put forth in this was absolutely astounding. I sat in my chair for a moment and just repeated the statement a couple times cuz it was so well said.

    • @azazelstarbits
      @azazelstarbits 4 месяца назад +25

      I'll be honest every fibre of my being wants to animate him as wheatly cus it's SO GOOD

    • @JoltedAlive
      @JoltedAlive 4 месяца назад +18

      @@azazelstarbits NOT IF I DO IT FIRST!

    • @elzeban
      @elzeban Месяц назад

      Dew it

    • @jolts2779
      @jolts2779 Месяц назад +1

      Real

  • @statelyelms
    @statelyelms 6 месяцев назад +6602

    "This is my Magnum Opus.. that is, until my Campaign for North Africa video is done"
    Your WHAT???

    • @sugoistalin7809
      @sugoistalin7809 6 месяцев назад +971

      He's been working on it for *Months.*

    • @jfarrar19
      @jfarrar19 6 месяцев назад +840

      ​@@sugoistalin7809 So he's still playing

    • @sugoistalin7809
      @sugoistalin7809 6 месяцев назад +466

      @@jfarrar19 Probably.

    • @ultimaterecoil1136
      @ultimaterecoil1136 6 месяцев назад +451

      @@sugoistalin7809he will be working on it until he’s on his death bed

    • @polaris6644
      @polaris6644 6 месяцев назад +773

      Calling it now, at least one member of the group will make mention of the pasta rule in the first ten minutes, and it will go completely unmentioned after that until it finally bites someone in the ass, and most likely we will get a Lynx rant about how stupid it is because it ends up costing him heavily during a part of the game.

  • @DustD.Reaper
    @DustD.Reaper 6 месяцев назад +398

    Lynx the drunk mad german has probably become my favourite "Valefisk cinematic universe" character after the undying Sultan Teddy besting a hurrican to play Diplomacy and constipated libertarian Druid Lynx trying to shit himself

    • @powzewu7854
      @powzewu7854 4 месяца назад +6

      In what video is conspiracy Druid lynx from?

    • @DustD.Reaper
      @DustD.Reaper 4 месяца назад +18

      @@powzewu7854 "ChatGPT makes a board game"

    • @dieidiotten
      @dieidiotten 4 месяца назад +4

      @@DustD.Reaper the fact 2 best characters are from chatgpt videos and Lynx is saying something. I'm not sure what but it certainly is saying something

  • @lukaskubik4698
    @lukaskubik4698 6 месяцев назад +5021

    Artificial Intelligence is the only kind of intelligence ever taking part in any Valefisk video.

    • @pubcle
      @pubcle 6 месяцев назад +200

      The artificial part is doing a lot of heavy lifting there.

    • @boxofbiscuit1584
      @boxofbiscuit1584 6 месяцев назад +14

      real

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 6 месяцев назад +2

      E‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎

    • @vaclavjebavy5118
      @vaclavjebavy5118 6 месяцев назад

      The stupidity is all natural

    • @MrSinjoy
      @MrSinjoy 6 месяцев назад +27

      Vale is smart. Maivi has her moments. The rest though...

  • @sicksock435446
    @sicksock435446 6 месяцев назад +295

    Lynx groveling and saying he's "cooked" for 10 turns straight is pure art.

  • @Polish_Pierogi516
    @Polish_Pierogi516 6 месяцев назад +2780

    Drunk Lynx and Vale’s ChatGPT overlord has perhaps been the greatest alliance we have ever seen

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 6 месяцев назад +8

      E‎ ‎

    • @levfox
      @levfox 6 месяцев назад +73

      At some point I just imagined Lynx as Medic from TF2. Especially the drunk moments.

    • @V1Down
      @V1Down 6 месяцев назад +6

      Lynx could have done a Churchill larp if he was Britain

  • @TristanDreemurr
    @TristanDreemurr 6 месяцев назад +154

    Mavi just quietly and smoothly grew in power, becoming a dominating force that could not be stopped. I really wonder what her side of the story looked like, and if she pulled great strings or just let everyone get so wrapped up in their games that the pennies off the dollar were overlooked in a cascade of falling dominos in the thunderdome.

  • @Ostentatiousnessness
    @Ostentatiousnessness 6 месяцев назад +2812

    At this point I'm convinced that the greatest con/gaslight that Vale will ever pull will be; never actually playing CNA or making a video on it, just convincing his friends that they played it and us that we watched the video.

    • @brenudo997
      @brenudo997 6 месяцев назад +398

      We have seen Campaign for North Africa. We have always seen Campaign for North Africa. We played Campaign for North Africa. We are still playing and watching Campaign for North Africa.

    • @XarathDominion
      @XarathDominion 6 месяцев назад +112

      @@brenudo997 literally 1984.

    • @brenudo997
      @brenudo997 6 месяцев назад +76

      @@XarathDominion We have always been at war with Eastasia

    • @greenkitty1
      @greenkitty1 6 месяцев назад +34

      ​@@brenudo997Eurasia has always been our ally, so says big brother

    • @brenudo997
      @brenudo997 6 месяцев назад +35

      @@greenkitty1 North Africa has always been our ally, so says ChatGPT

  • @squi1d460
    @squi1d460 6 месяцев назад +150

    Lynx getting okay'd by Dyno was so funny. Lynx was scurrying around, everyone knew it and he's getting back-stabbed so much because he's in such a bad position and trying to do so in turn was so funny. And then everyone in that call not caring was hilarious even before he submitted to Vale.

  • @citruseater83
    @citruseater83 6 месяцев назад +2433

    The fact this is more chaotic than the time when someone literally had to fight a hurricane to play scares me

    • @JediSteve-J3-
      @JediSteve-J3- 6 месяцев назад +32

      I know right

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 6 месяцев назад +4

      E‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎

  • @TFGA_tFoMS
    @TFGA_tFoMS 6 месяцев назад +62

    1:26:45 I can just imagine Teddy running from Lynx yelling "Hes inebriated!" While Lynx runs after him

  • @LynxHylix
    @LynxHylix 6 месяцев назад +7467

    Beset by rats on all sides…..

    • @Harurema
      @Harurema 6 месяцев назад +250

      A fate worse than death.

    • @danielbrooks732
      @danielbrooks732 6 месяцев назад +108

      Rise my rat brothers, and take what's yours

    • @kiddykitsune8158
      @kiddykitsune8158 6 месяцев назад +91

      Well beset by rats and skynet. Hopefully Arnie can teach you German

    • @henrynagel7175
      @henrynagel7175 6 месяцев назад +43

      Was the hangover worth it

    • @beefyblom
      @beefyblom 6 месяцев назад +39

      But Bokoen isn't in this video

  • @IndustrialBonecraft
    @IndustrialBonecraft 6 месяцев назад +78

    Everybody: Talking about the game.
    Lynx burst into the room: "I WAS QUOTING SHARK BOY AND LAVA GIRL!"

  • @ivgorm9365
    @ivgorm9365 6 месяцев назад +1787

    the double dementia fuck up turn that was spring 1904 had me in tears

  • @saythealphabet776
    @saythealphabet776 6 месяцев назад +41

    1:24:11 the comedic timing of that "okay", the silences before and after, this is the funniest thing I've seen today

  • @jakkakasunset5485
    @jakkakasunset5485 6 месяцев назад +1413

    Not gonna lie, Lynx was pretty adorable when talking to Maivi about not allowing a big mate to have cancer

    • @mellow_mallow
      @mellow_mallow 6 месяцев назад +186

      that was really sweet lol made me smile

    • @anitakim_
      @anitakim_ 6 месяцев назад +163

      That and his overall drunk behavior was rather adorable lol

    • @EricDillingham
      @EricDillingham 6 месяцев назад +15

      can someone timestamp when this happened

    • @yoeutseng7912
      @yoeutseng7912 6 месяцев назад +57

      ⁠​⁠@@EricDillinghamA little bit after 1:35:00 is when the conversation starts

  • @ginzoox
    @ginzoox 6 месяцев назад +102

    5:53 sir, those are not scissors, those are trauma shears and a good pair of em will cut a penny in half. PLEASE keep them away from your loins

  • @maivioz
    @maivioz 6 месяцев назад +4021

    10:12 In my defense i think iam dyslexic.

    • @Harurema
      @Harurema 6 месяцев назад +2

      Truly a "penes" moment.

    • @andrew_wow6892
      @andrew_wow6892 6 месяцев назад +234

      Benes?
      *vietnam flashbacks *

    • @lordereney
      @lordereney 6 месяцев назад +203

      No you we're right, just spelling in german since there the I is pronounced like E is in english

    • @goodguykonrad3701
      @goodguykonrad3701 6 месяцев назад +17

      @@lordereney *were

    • @laser_uhhhh
      @laser_uhhhh 6 месяцев назад +7

      IM IN LOVE WTH YOU (that one scrump vid frfr)

  • @ChillySuperDuck
    @ChillySuperDuck 6 месяцев назад +73

    lynx getting progressively more insane as the game goes on is so funny

  • @ZoeyMeadows
    @ZoeyMeadows 6 месяцев назад +2091

    Rats: YOU AGREED THIS WOULD BE CNA!
    Valefisk: I lied.

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 6 месяцев назад

      E‎ ‎

    • @ApolloCaskie
      @ApolloCaskie 6 месяцев назад +2

      What does CNA stand for?

    • @jacobhiggins6113
      @jacobhiggins6113 6 месяцев назад +43

      @@ApolloCaskie Campaign for North Africa

    • @ApolloCaskie
      @ApolloCaskie 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@jacobhiggins6113 Ah.

    • @ZoeyMeadows
      @ZoeyMeadows 6 месяцев назад +13

      @@ApolloCaskie Campaign to north africa, a boardgame that takes like 1,500 hours to complete

  • @Gabriel_Oliver
    @Gabriel_Oliver 6 месяцев назад +70

    "I will not be abiding a big mate having cancer" is my favourite sentence to come out off this channel. The shit posting language persisting even through such a genuine statement lol

  • @MrSkerpentine
    @MrSkerpentine 6 месяцев назад +1539

    That tease of a War for North Africa video after I literally just got done watching a “worst board games of all time” tournament series where that game got into the semi-finals has me… *slightly concerned*

    • @afrozen10-02
      @afrozen10-02 6 месяцев назад +280

      It’s more wargaming than anything but a game of Campaign for North Africa can last for months. It’s closer to a highly structured DnD than Diplomacy.

    • @duncanjala
      @duncanjala 6 месяцев назад +44

      It's been being teased for ages

    • @PsychoEditor
      @PsychoEditor 6 месяцев назад +2

      Link?

    • @peterwhite6415
      @peterwhite6415 6 месяцев назад +78

      @@afrozen10-02 Okay so im gonna assume hes been playing it for months if not 2 years from what im seening of other comments. Im not even sure how the chaos would begin to look like in a game like that.

    • @JastwatchingYT
      @JastwatchingYT 6 месяцев назад +17

      @@afrozen10-02 It could actually last decades

  • @WWFanatic0
    @WWFanatic0 6 месяцев назад +76

    In an alternate world, this is how WWI starts if the diplomatic staff were all drunk and the telegram operator forgot to send the right orders to an entire army or fleet.

    • @jfarrar19
      @jfarrar19 6 месяцев назад +11

      I mean, the Baltic Fleet almost did exactly that by firing on the most dangerous torpedo boats Japan could muster: British Fisherman

  • @holy1to325
    @holy1to325 6 месяцев назад +425

    Turkey and Austria Hungary saying "we are solving the Balkan border" before all out attacking each other in the Balkans the next turn is peak Balkan energy

    • @eloryosnak4100
      @eloryosnak4100 6 месяцев назад +27

      I... yeah as a turk I cant argue with that.

    • @rafaelmarkos4489
      @rafaelmarkos4489 2 месяца назад +3

      Tanks can be considered a solution, right?

  • @vendettavera4641
    @vendettavera4641 6 месяцев назад +41

    At first I thought that nothing could top the storm, but watching Lynx trying fiercely to overcome all adversities facing him, keeping his wits despite the increasing pressure, the alcohol and the rats, only to then completely and utterly break down and crumble after his only somewhat trusted comrade took Belgium was one of the best things I've seen in a while, if I were even more pretentious I'd dare to say truly Kino.
    Something I'll definitely return to, great game to all of you

  • @SachikaRomanova
    @SachikaRomanova 6 месяцев назад +1512

    Petition for "THAT'S WHY YOU BETRAYED ME IN BELIGIUM?!" merch please.

  • @notarealfirstnamenotareall746
    @notarealfirstnamenotareall746 6 месяцев назад +61

    Diplomacy is a game where you must cooperate to win.
    Diplomacy is a game where you must backstab to win.
    Diplomacy breaks the same number of friendships each year as Uno.

    • @VasiliyOgniov
      @VasiliyOgniov Месяц назад +2

      I think that Uno still beats it by the virtue of being the more popular of the two. Thats being said, Diplomacy is much, *much* more efficient, so idk

    • @weneedaladder8384
      @weneedaladder8384 Месяц назад +1

      ​@@VasiliyOgniovuno breaks maybe one friendship in 10 games. Diplomacy breaks up to 21 friendships in a single game.
      But then you do have to factor in game lengths which I'm not sure how you'd math that out.

  • @kaysaxgod5943
    @kaysaxgod5943 6 месяцев назад +550

    The reveal of ChatGTP to Lynx was one of the best moments on this whole channel. Bro was IRATE

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 3 месяца назад +2

      E‎ ‎

  • @mathlete855
    @mathlete855 4 месяца назад +22

    8:39 Freedom
    32:28 Dampened
    40:24 Lynx is too good
    46:23 Mein Gamers
    53:00-53:17 I lied
    1:08:00 Peace in our time
    1:24:10 Okay
    1:26:45 😂
    1:30:10 Reveal
    1:35:47 Sweet Lynx
    1:39:44 the point of no return
    1:46:50 I love you Lynx
    1:48:27
    1:51:36 WTF 😂

  • @ultmateragnarok8376
    @ultmateragnarok8376 6 месяцев назад +538

    I don't think 'chatGPT did alright in this game' says much about it given some of the wonderful displays your other players showed. It forgets everything between each turn, and they do too.

    • @wildmaknae_
      @wildmaknae_ 6 месяцев назад +90

      Maybe there was more than one AI after all

    • @BatttleBun
      @BatttleBun 6 месяцев назад +73

      Needless to say the only intelligence in this game was the artificial one

    • @stt.9433
      @stt.9433 4 месяца назад

      gpt 3.5 is pretty shit so yeah. Had he used gpt 4 then the context window would be large enough to cover the whole game. Yeah in this instance there was a lot of misplay.

  • @BirdThatEatsPrometheussLiver
    @BirdThatEatsPrometheussLiver 6 месяцев назад +29

    The comedic timing of the group talking about the person only for them to come in immediately after is so funny every time

  • @samueltrusik3251
    @samueltrusik3251 6 месяцев назад +346

    Love how he forgot to ask ChatGPT for orders halfway through, just because he was doing so much crazy stuff.

    • @USELESSDCK
      @USELESSDCK 6 месяцев назад +135

      Tbh, chat gpt would have denied the vassalization of Lynx and Teddy unless Vale framed it as annexation and then remind chat gpt every turn, which would take more than 10 mins of the time limit. That was a old version of chat gpt, it won't remember previous promts and answers.

  • @CallingSkoot
    @CallingSkoot 6 месяцев назад +28

    Drunk Lynx really gives you the full Hitler in the Fuhrerbunker experience when he's losing

  • @Kuhmuhnistische_Partei
    @Kuhmuhnistische_Partei 6 месяцев назад +466

    I hate that there is barely good Diplomacy content on RUclips. Like... I need this. I never played it, I don't own it, but I'm kinda obsessed with it. All the content is usually just ABOUT diplomacy as a topic, like "Wow, did you know this game" or strategy guides or dry commentary like you have on famous chess games. Barely no one just makes "I played Diplomacy with my friends" content and I would love to devour all of it.

    • @ser_igel
      @ser_igel 6 месяцев назад +113

      honestly vale's diplomacy is that good for two reasons:
      we know the characters (cuz they appear in every video of his)
      they're actually friends, it's not like a streamers or youtubers collab

    • @polygontower
      @polygontower 6 месяцев назад +26

      @@ser_igel I just want to know something. At 1:08:45 what was that swap between Austria and Turkey? I'm pretty sure that's not a legal move, they would bounce, or am I insane? You can't do a swap like that without a convoy...

    • @beepbop6542
      @beepbop6542 6 месяцев назад +16

      @@polygontower Yes, that shouldve bounced

    • @KaneYork
      @KaneYork 6 месяцев назад +13

      ​@@polygontowercomments in the analysis video say it was a triple move swap

    • @egekalem1096
      @egekalem1096 5 месяцев назад

      Wher can i play it

  • @fcdef-hk7hc
    @fcdef-hk7hc 6 месяцев назад +19

    I have a board game that will torture people. It’s called zzzinity. It’s an obscure Australian board game that I realised after one play session has so much potential to be an absolute nightmare. It’s about being a corporate entity buying other companies while doing backhand deals with other players. I actually now have the first images of gameplay in over 13 years.

  • @DarkPortall
    @DarkPortall 6 месяцев назад +280

    it was really interesting to watch a game where the winner was not actually involved with our pov much at all. maivi was on the other side of the map from vale, so they didn't really interact, making maivi feel kind of more like a force of nature than a player.

  • @Corkerstein
    @Corkerstein 6 месяцев назад +15

    1:43:58 I can truly relate to the pain of having to take care of that one drunk dude at the party that took it too far

  • @Blast101AC
    @Blast101AC 6 месяцев назад +648

    The Veiled Monarch of Britain gives commands to his trusted vassal, and seeks to create a new empire

  • @foxtrotdelta225
    @foxtrotdelta225 6 месяцев назад +35

    Nice to see Historia Civilis getting more of the recognition he widely deserves.
    Although 99% sure that most of your audience will have been watching him previously.

    • @CMDRJakob
      @CMDRJakob 6 месяцев назад +2

      I had no idea that the channel existed prior to watching this video. Thought it was 100% Vale's style when I saw it in the previous Diplomacy video.

    • @TheR00k
      @TheR00k 6 месяцев назад +8

      I'd say Tribune Aquila would approve of this endorsement

    • @magnateze
      @magnateze 6 месяцев назад +4

      I trust he got permission from Tribune Aquila before recommending Historia Civilis

  • @2gamerzone7
    @2gamerzone7 6 месяцев назад +323

    57:02 I like how Vale thinks Teddy is saying opts (options) here, not opps (opponents).

    • @gabagool44
      @gabagool44 6 месяцев назад +6

      yeah lmao

    • @jackeyboy6538
      @jackeyboy6538 6 месяцев назад +27

      well that's confirmation he's white i guess lol

    • @Pururut
      @Pururut 5 месяцев назад +9

      ​@@jackeyboy6538 ignoring that plenty of white people say opps (to say opponents)

    • @reverendnon5959
      @reverendnon5959 4 месяца назад

      ​@@jackeyboy6538that was pretty clear by the voice tbh

  • @bonniedan123mc
    @bonniedan123mc 6 месяцев назад +42

    10:45 Funny that “Mentat” should be mentioned when someone is actively using AI against everyone.

  • @URECentralCommand
    @URECentralCommand 6 месяцев назад +484

    Vale is AI
    Lynx is drunk
    Then there is teddy which is a different story

  • @pubcle
    @pubcle 6 месяцев назад +39

    What if you played Diplomacy, but it's Accurate Diplomacy. You have three players on each nation.
    The Diplomat, the Minister, & the Commander. The Diplomat is the only one able to talk to other Diplomats. The Minister has final say on decisions & talks with only the Diplomat & the Commander, the Commander is only able to talk with the Minister & writes the orders.

  • @redwitch95
    @redwitch95 6 месяцев назад +436

    I was not expecting the final boss of this video to be drunk Lynx, but somehow this tracks.

  • @kurki6259
    @kurki6259 5 месяцев назад +10

    1:02:25 lynx going "WHAT IS GOING ON IN EASTERN EUROPE???" and then chamber going "IT'S MUSICAL CHAIRS" is never going to be not funny,

  • @mintw4241
    @mintw4241 6 месяцев назад +366

    Oh my god. The AI is even taking over the role of being a dirty backstabbing rat.

  • @antsuh.a.h3637
    @antsuh.a.h3637 Месяц назад +4

    I've watched this video quite a few times already, but only now realized that it's *_2 hours long_*
    The fact I never noticed that really shows how consistently entertaining this whole vid is!

  • @Sir_Bucket
    @Sir_Bucket 6 месяцев назад +183

    The entire game, Lynx sounded like an evil mastermind trying to keep his ambitious lieutenants in check, slowly loosing control

  • @playzgames474
    @playzgames474 6 месяцев назад +10

    I love it when I watch one of vale’s videos, and then I get recommended every single one of vale’s videos that I have already watched.

  • @maxmachac9756
    @maxmachac9756 6 месяцев назад +585

    Next episode: How long until drunk Maivie notices she is in a call with 100% deepfake AI
    Or replace players with AI as the session continues

    • @PointsofData
      @PointsofData 6 месяцев назад +55

      Kick/ban players as the game goes on under the guise of network issues (or when everyone is going to the bathroom) and bring in AI deepfakes using similar usernames. [Thing they did at the start to determine turn order] was actually determining who would be the last standing. They do not get a Roblox gift card.

  • @FloatyBones77
    @FloatyBones77 6 месяцев назад +7

    Lynx going from being FURIOUS about Vale being under ChatGPT’s orders to fully and completely accepting also being under the shadowy hand of ChatGPT feels like a villain arc in the funniest way 😂

  • @dynamo8846
    @dynamo8846 6 месяцев назад +443

    I stand by the fact that Pedejo did the classic Pede-throw

    • @charliemoore6561
      @charliemoore6561 6 месяцев назад +22

      What were you playing on warthunder what gamemode and lineup

    • @dynamo8846
      @dynamo8846 6 месяцев назад +31

      @@charliemoore6561 If I were to disclose that publicly I would embarrass myself

    • @Crowsie
      @Crowsie 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@dynamo8846 do it anyway

    • @pko6596
      @pko6596 6 месяцев назад +24

      @@dynamo8846 thats a 6.7 germany response right there

    • @dynamo8846
      @dynamo8846 6 месяцев назад +7

      @@pko6596 how dare you slander like that, it wasnt that I can tell you that much

  • @Selvanus
    @Selvanus 6 месяцев назад +19

    Lynx single-handedly slowly easing my deep rooted trauma of drunk people
    God bless you for your service

    • @weneedaladder8384
      @weneedaladder8384 Месяц назад +2

      He will not abide a big mate having trauma.

    • @Selvanus
      @Selvanus Месяц назад

      @@weneedaladder8384Lol

  • @skirmisher912
    @skirmisher912 6 месяцев назад +236

    If a video starts off with "Thats why you betrayed me in Belgium??" you know its gunna be good

  • @OwlQuil
    @OwlQuil 6 месяцев назад +6

    Dude this is probably your best video yet. Cherry on top is you hanging with Lynx as he falls overboard is phenomenal

  • @manperson5784
    @manperson5784 6 месяцев назад +937

    Diplomacy be like:
    "Who's Winning?!"
    "WE DON'T KNOW!"

    • @evertime123
      @evertime123 6 месяцев назад +18

      "What is winning"

    • @julibean5125
      @julibean5125 6 месяцев назад +6

      At ze end its always ze germans ja!

    • @EGO-SUM-VICTOR
      @EGO-SUM-VICTOR 6 месяцев назад +4

      "Definitely not us"

    • @magnateze
      @magnateze 6 месяцев назад +11

      Theres a channel that commentates professional diplomacy games, and they decided to have a look at this game, and not only did that point out every single mistake made, but they knew that turkey was winning even by the end of turn 1

    • @EGO-SUM-VICTOR
      @EGO-SUM-VICTOR 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@magnateze I had this video recommended right after watching the match, I'll check it out

  • @Nairat
    @Nairat 6 месяцев назад +13

    Lynx's reaction to the big reveal had my choking on oxygen because i was trying to blow my nose when it happened, and couldn't stop laughing.

  • @bearlybearablebear
    @bearlybearablebear 6 месяцев назад +993

    "okay"
    (sullen pause)
    "fuck do you mean OK?"
    jesus christ, my sides. I support using the ominous term "THE WHEEL" for your shenanigans.

  • @phsycresconquest6636
    @phsycresconquest6636 6 месяцев назад +8

    Fun fact. The Isengard theme is just a Concerning Hobbits that has been Inverted. In Volume, Tone, and the main motifs are just the same notes in reverse of one another.

  • @tylerroman4179
    @tylerroman4179 6 месяцев назад +358

    CNA, gotta be next week then!

    • @NocturnalTyphlosion
      @NocturnalTyphlosion 6 месяцев назад +45

      cna, just a week away :)

    • @XSniper74184
      @XSniper74184 6 месяцев назад +24

      ​@@NocturnalTyphlosion CNA is in a week! Woo-hoo!

    • @brenudo997
      @brenudo997 6 месяцев назад +15

      @@XSniper74184 I am so happy about this information :)

    • @LlamasAtMidnight
      @LlamasAtMidnight 6 месяцев назад +5

      Seeing this comment dated ten days ago really is something

    • @bradenturner7410
      @bradenturner7410 5 месяцев назад

      No

  • @thetherrannative
    @thetherrannative 6 месяцев назад +11

    Vale's absolute mad cackle at 1:24:12 is I think the hardest I've heard him laugh in a video, second only to Le Epic Armor Brigade. The madness that rolls off that whole bit is amazing.

  • @username5155
    @username5155 6 месяцев назад +98

    59:29 This clip basically summarizes every Valefisk video. Vale sells Lynx out to Chamber and then dips only for Teddy to immediately join and start trying to sell Bulgaria to Dyno in the next chat over.

  • @ArmundJay
    @ArmundJay 6 месяцев назад +8

    i really appreciate the map animations; they really make the game easy to follow!
    you all are a joy to watch; makes me wish i had a board game group lmao

  • @gideon903
    @gideon903 6 месяцев назад +95

    I think the most shocking part of this is an actually confirmation of the Campaign for North Africa video. Like, that was a *screenshot*. I thought we were being led on.

  • @wulf_95
    @wulf_95 6 месяцев назад +18

    Lynx ain't even cooked; mans is pickled

  • @amNero
    @amNero 6 месяцев назад +215

    HOLY MOLY
    Those little animations and captions are exactly why I love watching your insane videos, no matter how long they are. if not for them it would be impossible to follow along ❤❤

    • @amNero
      @amNero 6 месяцев назад +6

      one question tho... why in the sponsorship when you said you used scissors before you've shown BDSM safety scissors?

    • @autr3553
      @autr3553 6 месяцев назад +7

      @@amNero they look more like trauma shears

    • @pko6596
      @pko6596 6 месяцев назад +9

      @@amNero why do you know how bdsm safety scissors look like hmmm?

    • @Alisteyr6358
      @Alisteyr6358 6 месяцев назад +8

      @@autr3553 Those are indeed trauma shears, the angle is to allow one to more easily cut clothing or seatbelts while kneeling above a patient, but I suppose they could be used for...alternative activities.

    • @ridikelus4413
      @ridikelus4413 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@amNero maybe vale really did use them for other purposes...

  • @Chaotic136
    @Chaotic136 6 месяцев назад +3

    I swear that there hasn't been a dull moment throughout the entire video, I have never seen a 2 hour video with so much action throughout its entirety.

  • @ashermorgen
    @ashermorgen 6 месяцев назад +446

    “I don’t understand what’s going on in the south of Europe”
    “It’s fucking hell”
    Sounds about right

    • @VasiliyOgniov
      @VasiliyOgniov 6 месяцев назад +28

      Typical day in Balkans to be honest

  • @davisnickel7106
    @davisnickel7106 6 месяцев назад +8

    I had a prediction around the 1/4 to 1/3 mark of the video that Mavie never gets alliances. She either has no friends and looses because no one ever is willing to be with her, or she refuses to make friends and wins because of it. I am glad to know that I am at least half right.

  • @idavid8391
    @idavid8391 6 месяцев назад +195

    "Secretly" Yeah, okay, pal.
    This video made me really want to try out Diplomacy, and also to have friends.

    • @idavid8391
      @idavid8391 6 месяцев назад +11

      Note for later: 1:29:00

    • @eclipserepeater2466
      @eclipserepeater2466 6 месяцев назад +16

      Note: once you have friends, trying out diplomacy is a good way to lose them.

    • @theapexsurvivor9538
      @theapexsurvivor9538 6 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@eclipserepeater2466unless you give them Stockholm syndrome...

  • @rinhays4523
    @rinhays4523 4 месяца назад +6

    1:43:45 "Meine Candy? More like meine Gandhi! Get dis fucking man out of hier" is a fire line

  • @TheGeneReyva
    @TheGeneReyva 6 месяцев назад +145

    It's not a normal game. It's Paranoia Diplomacy.
    E: Lynx's level of pissed was rather entertaining.

  • @livewiki341
    @livewiki341 6 месяцев назад +10

    "See how easily it cut's through this real human hair?"
    Proceeds to cut literally zero strands of hair

  • @winter3960
    @winter3960 6 месяцев назад +113

    "I'll just get back to the loser call... How you doing Dyno?"

  • @EspressoStreams
    @EspressoStreams 6 месяцев назад +6

    This hits hits different after hanging out with candy and the guys. They're honestly top and the coolest people I've ever met.

  • @andrew_wow6892
    @andrew_wow6892 6 месяцев назад +882

    I just realized that Vale's "friends" are probably his "friends" most likely because of Stockholm Syndrome

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 6 месяцев назад

      E‎ ‎

    • @literallyjustgrass
      @literallyjustgrass 6 месяцев назад +14

      Id assume they get a portion of the video's revenue which is both highly concerning and very funny😂😂

    • @magnateze
      @magnateze 6 месяцев назад +6

      You only just realized that? I thought it was never in doubt

    • @AmandaDavis6130
      @AmandaDavis6130 5 месяцев назад +2

      It’s the lure of getting multiple people together to play a board game

  • @2Links
    @2Links 6 месяцев назад +5

    I have to say, the natural storytelling of setting up the Lynx drinking only for it to come back into play like 1 1/2 hours later is beautiful.

  • @statelyelms
    @statelyelms 6 месяцев назад +144

    "For demonstration purposes, I have crafted a small hobbit foot. Complete with real human hair."
    ..Vale, you have too much time on your hands and too much dedication to small, meaningless things. Keep at it bud!

  • @shadowreaperjb
    @shadowreaperjb 6 месяцев назад +13

    the constant threat of the "campaign for north africa" video haunts me

  • @PotatoSoup40
    @PotatoSoup40 6 месяцев назад +56

    OMG the Historia Civilis influence and shout-out is wonderful, seeing two of my favourite content creators “collide” like that felt awesome!

  • @socialcredit4435
    @socialcredit4435 6 месяцев назад +13

    This is amazing. The fact that you've been apparently brainwashed by a robot has close to zero relevance to the plot. Lynx spends most of the game LARPing as Hitler losing the second world war while progressively getting drunker. The absolute insanity that is the return of Napoleon coupled with Teddy having a boxing match with everyone at once and whatever the hell Pedejo was doing in Germany. Dyno apparently preferring to play War Thunder than continuing to be beaten up by Maivi coming out of the corner with a steel chair. Might as well pack up the channel now, even CNA can't top this.

  • @thirteen3678
    @thirteen3678 6 месяцев назад +76

    I've genuinely seen your previous Diplomacy like 10 times, It's so chaotic I always find something I missed last time. Looking forward to watching this 20 times over the next couple of months and getting the same experience.

  • @TMC_TimeLine
    @TMC_TimeLine 6 месяцев назад +6

    Few minutes into the video and gotta say, good job on making sure things are understood well for the viewer. The last diplomacy video was my first look into the game and didn't understand much but still enjoyed the video. Now understanding what is going on will make the video way more entertaining for sure

  • @Solll0
    @Solll0 6 месяцев назад +219

    Everybody Out Here Suffering From Brain Fog Whilst Playing This Game

  • @lavaavalon
    @lavaavalon 6 месяцев назад +4

    Lynx is the aggressive kind drunk, they help friends, they will yell and seem aggressive, but if you pay attention it's just because they don't want you to be in harm's way

  • @Ericshadowblade
    @Ericshadowblade 6 месяцев назад +32

    1. Im glad the north africa campaign video is still coming along.
    2. Thankyou for all the editing to make this an actual watchable experience

  • @laurenf.7922
    @laurenf.7922 6 месяцев назад +9

    "That's why you betrayed me in Belgium" is a beautiful quote

  • @shadowsovereign4948
    @shadowsovereign4948 6 месяцев назад +83

    Oh dude I was just rewatching bobbybroccoli's video on the SSC and totally forgot about Bush puking onto the Prime Minister's lap. "Bushuru: Do the Bush thing."