Sabotaging Across the Obelisk

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  • Опубликовано: 3 фев 2025

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  • @Valefisk
    @Valefisk  Год назад +2411

    I SWEAR NONE OF THIS WAS ON PURPOSE
    well, some of it was...
    If you want the same exeperience, make sure to check out Across the Obelisk and the new DLC Sands of Ulminin at play.paradoxinteractive.com/Valefisk

  • @ambiguousamphibian
    @ambiguousamphibian Год назад +4061

    MVP was honestly your pizza

    • @glowingfox704
      @glowingfox704 Год назад +25

      I loved that great British accent at 3:29

    • @_snowylil
      @_snowylil Год назад +7

      Most Valuable Pizza

    • @Skelatox
      @Skelatox Год назад +4

      AA, you're amazing, but I'm so sad that you missed the opportunity for 'Uber Beats'.

    • @_thegermanpizza_5591
      @_thegermanpizza_5591 Год назад +2

      Someone bought me? Finally!

    • @Verårtu
      @Verårtu Год назад +2

      AA tsundere arc

  • @HazzorPlaysGames
    @HazzorPlaysGames Год назад +3333

    I had a great time crying in AA's shower.
    Which it turns out is just a small room with no roof since he lives in Florida.

    • @Valefisk
      @Valefisk  Год назад +668

      SO TRUE

    • @michelsolon2937
      @michelsolon2937 Год назад +47

      I'll take that over living in Brazil...

    • @proventusavenicci3211
      @proventusavenicci3211 Год назад +17

      Why is Hazzor the only one without a youtube checkmark thingy

    • @zanewolf2509
      @zanewolf2509 Год назад +14

      @@proventusavenicci3211probably because he has the least subs. I’d think that 100k would be enough… apparently not 🤷🏼‍♂️

    • @ariesdemiurge
      @ariesdemiurge Год назад +4

      Weepin' in the Rain

  • @Polish_Pierogi516
    @Polish_Pierogi516 Год назад +6962

    It’s been a year Vale. The people demand the return of the Annual Joe Mongoose Grand Prix.

  • @PotatoMcWhiskey
    @PotatoMcWhiskey Год назад +2960

    Glad I could be a part of this run :)

    • @katapow99
      @katapow99 Год назад +12

      I wouldn't be, truly the masochist is strong in you

    • @donpollo3154
      @donpollo3154 Год назад +19

      @@katapow99 he's a civ player so it's understandable

    • @velnz5475
      @velnz5475 Год назад +7

      Its a casual stroll by the looks of it. Hope we see you in the next Valefisk tor- I mean challenge

  • @alexbramley
    @alexbramley Год назад +2043

    For the next Crypt, you should make a maze where the sections out of the player's vision change every few minutes to gaslight the player into thinking the maze is far bigger than it really is.
    Also, there should be sections where the player gets seamlessly teleported onto other floors so they get confused when they're on a different floor without going up any stairs.

    • @StillConfusing
      @StillConfusing Год назад +187

      hell just put the entirety of antichamber in there

    • @cjmatthews4246
      @cjmatthews4246 Год назад +104

      WoW had that with the "endless halls" maze. It's a genuinely stressful experience and I would 100% recommend it for a torture game.

    • @СашаАндреев-м4л
      @СашаАндреев-м4л Год назад +39

      @@StillConfusing And the Legend of Grimrock which has a path where you need to move in a certain way or you get almost seamlessly teleported back to start

    • @JamesIronhawk
      @JamesIronhawk Год назад +16

      You act as if wizardry 1-4 don't exist. Are you saying vale should make an old wizardry game? Seamless teleportation is THE og way to make games 'fun'.

    • @cgkase6210
      @cgkase6210 Год назад +18

      Vale makes the Navidson Hallway from House of Leaves as Crypt 2

  • @rowandoggo
    @rowandoggo Год назад +1545

    Vale? Sabatoging anything? My stars, I wouldnt dream of such an honorable, wholesome, adult-coded offline individual such as Mister
    Valefisk™ committing such a heinous act.

    • @velnz5475
      @velnz5475 Год назад +23

      this message is lobbied by Los Pollos Hermanos game company, not affiliated with the Novel Pond Super PAC

    • @Deadbeatcow
      @Deadbeatcow Год назад +6

      villain-coded

  • @richardnixonpog9925
    @richardnixonpog9925 Год назад +742

    Sponsoring Vale was their first mistake

    • @timothymclean
      @timothymclean Год назад +34

      Hey, it worked out well for Paradox. None of _them_ had to play with Vale!

    • @sugoistalin7809
      @sugoistalin7809 Год назад +6

      No no, they knew what they were doing.

    • @schroedingersband
      @schroedingersband Год назад +3

      And their last.

  • @glueguzzler9548
    @glueguzzler9548 Год назад +467

    Vale can play the most random ass game that I've never heard of in my entire life, don't care about, never would care about, and I still click instantly. I just know some pure unadulterated shenanigans are gonna go down with him and I love it every time

    • @K.Dre_is_Undead
      @K.Dre_is_Undead Год назад +2

      Honestly tho, read the title and thought to myself “I’ve got no clue what that is, but it’ll probably be miserable”

  • @timothymclean
    @timothymclean Год назад +253

    21:45: Everyone was _just_ right enough to make the places where they were wrong hurt even more.
    The dedication Vale has for turning every single video into a torture session for _someone_ never fails to astonish me.

  • @toast_the_bread
    @toast_the_bread Год назад +936

    Babe, wake up; there's a new Valefisk video

    • @vandliszt
      @vandliszt Год назад +22

      How’d you get in my house? .... don’t call me babe!

    • @Frost500-e3i
      @Frost500-e3i Год назад +13

      I am going to call the police. Get out now. And put down the meatloaf.

    • @reidarkollstrm5218
      @reidarkollstrm5218 Год назад +11

      I love meatloaf! Please stay!

    • @psychoottsel4291
      @psychoottsel4291 Год назад +4

      I'm up

    • @cescimes
      @cescimes Год назад +2

      literally

  • @lukaskubik4698
    @lukaskubik4698 Год назад +532

    Vale turned a vampire into a librarian and a shield into a WMD. In a single playthrough.

    • @MrLego3160
      @MrLego3160 Год назад +40

      Vale didn't do the second one.

    • @lukaskubik4698
      @lukaskubik4698 Год назад +1

      He took a substantial part in creating a nuke, Oppenheimer also didn't do it all alone.@@MrLego3160

  • @francegamer
    @francegamer Год назад +155

    It's a minor thing, but the reason flying things would be more hurt by electric is because if your legs lock up, you fall on your face, but if your wings lock up you have a much longer way to fall.

    • @arandomcommenter412
      @arandomcommenter412 Год назад +1

      Yes, but birds are much lighter and can survive hundreds of meters, so falling like 20 or so wouldn’t do much.

    • @francegamer
      @francegamer Год назад +26

      ​@@arandomcommenter412 It would do enough extra to call it a weakness. It makes more sense than flying being strong against grass for some reason.

    • @oskarpiskorek9945
      @oskarpiskorek9945 Год назад +3

      ​@@francegameryou can fly above Grass

    • @dropfish3109
      @dropfish3109 Год назад +5

      @@francegamer why have i never thought about flying>grass making no sense. it makes sense that grass doesn't do much to flying, but why does flying to more to grass?????

    • @francegamer
      @francegamer Год назад +3

      @@dropfish3109 I mean, does it make sense that flying is weak damaging grass? You can fly over water, and you can fly over fire. The entire point of flying is that you ignore all terrain. Anyways, my point is mostly just that they only required a fairly mild real world association to make a type interaction.

  • @carlosmiguelteixeiraott3643
    @carlosmiguelteixeiraott3643 Год назад +133

    I'm fairly confident that last shield bash did enough damage to that swamp elemental to destroy the concept of swamps in the realm.

    • @Pho7on
      @Pho7on Год назад

      Maaan, BUFFEROVERFLOW elementals are so busted

  • @JmonsterNEO
    @JmonsterNEO Год назад +132

    That poor swamp elemental was completely atomized by that shield charge

    • @GameLeaderR
      @GameLeaderR Год назад +19

      "So sad that you're now banking at BofA"
      "What's a bank?"
      "Bofa deez Nuts."
      *Swamp Elemental gets disintegrated*

  • @Stoneforge1501
    @Stoneforge1501 Год назад +97

    "The metaphysical manifestation of a nation " sounds like a bad ass metal album.

    • @hedgehog3180
      @hedgehog3180 Год назад +3

      You're just reinventing national romanticism at this point.

  • @ulysses9488
    @ulysses9488 Год назад +183

    3:45 As an Irish person, Potato is right, he is the entirety of Ireland

    • @TheChronova
      @TheChronova Год назад +14

      which part of potato are you?

    • @LordIsrafel
      @LordIsrafel Год назад +2

      Is that why there was such a drastic decline of the population when he left?

  • @Ozzystrayroo
    @Ozzystrayroo Год назад +94

    Vale being a goblinmonkey no matter what company he is with, is accurate to the lore and provides an immersive experience.

  • @R2debo_
    @R2debo_ Год назад +124

    Oh boy, another banger to watch while I eat lunch. Always love these Vale!

  • @Kt4nk
    @Kt4nk Год назад +164

    Been binging AmbiguousAmphibian recently for comfort. Immediately upon starting this video I am immediately overjoyed.

    • @LepidoliteMica
      @LepidoliteMica Год назад +1

      Only thing that would make it better is if the other psycho frog were involved.

  • @irithylldragon
    @irithylldragon Год назад +47

    vale has discovered the magic of sharing with others, and has come to bring pain and suffering to new hands like Meridia's Beacon

  • @Woodland_Adventures
    @Woodland_Adventures Год назад +14

    I love how the video inda just decendes into "Book book book book book", "frostbolt frostbolt frostbolt", or "misplay misplay misplay" every so often.

  • @lukaskubik4698
    @lukaskubik4698 Год назад +61

    Oh no, now they are sponsoring him to do this, he is unstoppable now.

  • @Greendogblue
    @Greendogblue Год назад +18

    I love that by the end of it most of the party was cheering for the misplays

  • @s0LLagal
    @s0LLagal Год назад +12

    I think that swamp elemental legitimately got annihilated.
    RIP Swamp Elemental, you might be missed

  • @opiumskittles
    @opiumskittles Год назад +35

    the "pokemon bootleg" is telefang, they're great! you can level your monsters up by giving them guns

  • @LepidoliteMica
    @LepidoliteMica Год назад +4

    "What's red and smells like blue paint?"
    *loud sniff* "Me."
    Criminally underappreciated joke.

  • @hodgepodgemania
    @hodgepodgemania Год назад +7

    that poor swamp monster... He got hit with the equivalent of a thermonuclear bomb.

  • @noahjester8471
    @noahjester8471 Год назад +20

    I feel like Vale is the personification of every troll DM in DND

  • @Your_Average_Tea_Enjoyer
    @Your_Average_Tea_Enjoyer Год назад +31

    I saw the title, i saw Valefisk.
    My day's great now

  • @SomeoneYouDontKnowOfficial
    @SomeoneYouDontKnowOfficial Год назад +10

    "After vale sabotaged our entire run"
    *checks timestamp*

  • @KalleKantola
    @KalleKantola Год назад +7

    18:52
    Uber
    Uber Eats
    Uber Beats
    A service for everything you could need

  • @nwnecrowl
    @nwnecrowl Год назад +26

    Love the collab, thanks vale
    Patiently waiting for joe mongoose part 2 the mongoosening

  • @willsith9762
    @willsith9762 4 месяца назад +1

    I'll always love RUclipsrs who usually take a much more formal tone in their videos just acting casually alongside others. You also get to see which parts of their voice are RUclips affectations and which parts are just their genuine voice

  • @tehpyrotechnic
    @tehpyrotechnic Год назад +2

    Something about hearing “j u d g e?!? J U D G E?!?!?” Was too good

  • @ColdOsburn
    @ColdOsburn Год назад +15

    I think they should make a special achievement for people who makes the shield that high up

  • @josephschultz3301
    @josephschultz3301 Год назад +5

    I love how you're actively sabotaging the run and your team is backing your efforts and laughing about it xD You might be a total millstone, Vale, but at least they were cool with your endless love of books.

  • @thetrexgaming901
    @thetrexgaming901 Год назад +3

    That last bit was basically watching soviet scientists developing the Tsar Bomba and instead of lowering its output, they kept making it stronger and saying no when they asked themselves "should we stop?" until they ran out of materials, then tested it on a sentient oak sapling.

  • @ladywaffle2210
    @ladywaffle2210 Год назад +7

    I think this may be the first time I've ever immediately recognized every single other RUclipsr in a crossover-esque video

  • @devilbowser253
    @devilbowser253 Год назад +6

    Vale, as someone who loves loading things with cheese, you have revolutionized pizza for me, i never thought to put more cheese on it before.

  • @patrickdix772
    @patrickdix772 Год назад +24

    Come on Vale, your brain is far smoother than a bowling ball.

    • @K.Dre_is_Undead
      @K.Dre_is_Undead Год назад

      More like plexiglass, or a really smooth pebble

  • @ChildNightmare
    @ChildNightmare 7 месяцев назад +2

    You split every individual atom of that swamp elemental

  • @BlueDavrial
    @BlueDavrial Год назад +5

    Shield bash should have a visual effect that scales with how much damage is done, that way insane amounts make an appropriately insane effect

  • @TheHetzer-xy9lb
    @TheHetzer-xy9lb Год назад +30

    Paradox should really fix their game. Limiting defence to 170,000,000 is just bad game design.

  • @GigasGMX
    @GigasGMX Год назад +2

    So, now that you’ve playing Paradox games again…
    Quiz Show!
    Quiz Show!

  • @pspenguin6045
    @pspenguin6045 Год назад +4

    With 3000 hours in LOL I can imagine how you can withstand the torture you put your friends through.

  • @captainH023
    @captainH023 Год назад +5

    "The metaphysical manifestation of a nation". I see none of them knew about Hetalia lol

  • @BasicallyBaconSandvichIV
    @BasicallyBaconSandvichIV Год назад +21

    I've just watched Hazers video. Let's now see how Vale will torture everyone.
    Edit: Aha, so THAT's why the ring. And many other things as well.

  • @rainbowzebra361
    @rainbowzebra361 Год назад +4

    Never thought I'd see the day where Vale's sabotage would be (mostly) not on purpose

    • @oscaranderson5719
      @oscaranderson5719 Год назад +1

      now I can’t help but suspect Valefisk has only ever done this on accident and the youtube channel is just a cover for the fact he’s just that chaotic.

  • @gablerthirtytwo
    @gablerthirtytwo 2 месяца назад +1

    i really like the tags in the description "pain, gaming, and valefisk" which encompass every vale video

  • @azzorwrath7686
    @azzorwrath7686 Год назад +2

    Everyone in a Valefisk video plays a “sad”

  • @dimarichmain
    @dimarichmain Год назад +9

    You've managed to hold a torture session out of a completely arbitrary game. Bravo.

  • @cowforceseven7328
    @cowforceseven7328 Год назад +2

    I'd like to remind everyone that Vale played League of Legends much more recently than season 3 and it seems like he just did it for fun because he never made a video out of it.

  • @greenwarrior33
    @greenwarrior33 Год назад +2

    18:17 I heard this and instantly was transported back to like a decade old JonTron video where he talks about this exact bootleg. My mind is full of useless information

  • @MemeAnt
    @MemeAnt Год назад +2

    You’re spoiling us with the uploads right now

  • @iain-duncan
    @iain-duncan Год назад +3

    Very clever of the game to reset the turn when it can't figure out what to do next instead of simply crashing out. Really intelligent game design

  • @randomperson4198
    @randomperson4198 Год назад +1

    from sabotaging to memeing shield is just the best transition and vale development arc

  • @xdarin_
    @xdarin_ Год назад +1

    17:46
    Bro put all of his points into Speech, god damn

  • @ThatWelshGuy.
    @ThatWelshGuy. Год назад +3

    TWO VALEFISK VIDEOS IN A WEEK? I MUST BE DREAMING

  • @TheJudge_Carls_Junior_Rep
    @TheJudge_Carls_Junior_Rep Год назад +1

    Every second is JUDGE and it’s like an alarm clock hitting me in the face every time AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

  • @BierBart12
    @BierBart12 7 месяцев назад

    I love the energy of this group. They synergize so hilariously

  • @iNotAnHacker
    @iNotAnHacker Год назад +1

    You may think these are the plays of a blind infant with no fingers suffering from dementia, but in reality it’s an adult man trying his best.

  • @jordansunlight4765
    @jordansunlight4765 Год назад +2

    most closely resembles a Bowling Ball

  • @Mamorufumio
    @Mamorufumio Год назад +5

    Always a fan of a paradox interactive sponsor, shows that my favorite Swedish company loves their fans

    • @blazeultimo
      @blazeultimo Год назад

      No they don't they just want new cows to milk.

    • @Mamorufumio
      @Mamorufumio Год назад +1

      @@blazeultimo i'd only say that if their games were bad, but paradox games are really good

    • @citcoin-official2681
      @citcoin-official2681 Год назад

      ​@Mamorufumio
      Victora 3.

    • @blazeultimo
      @blazeultimo Год назад +1

      Doesn't matter how good the games are.@@Mamorufumio Paying $300 dollars for all the content they cut out and decided to sell later is stupid.

    • @hirocheeto7795
      @hirocheeto7795 Год назад

      @@Mamorufumio Only after you've dumped the hundreds of dollars for the content they should've had since the start. We have to pay money for the ability to *develop provinces* in EU4. Ludicrous.

  • @trygveplaustrum4634
    @trygveplaustrum4634 Год назад +7

    *When Vale said "Solo queuing",*
    *I accidentally interpreted that as "So Low IQ'ing"...*
    *Hey, can you blame me?*

  • @Abysalss
    @Abysalss Год назад +3

    Wow you and ambiguous amphibian, never thought I’d see this collab

  • @patrickmcneilly4293
    @patrickmcneilly4293 Год назад +4

    Oh boy! A new video! Thank you Mr Fisk for blessing us with your content.

  • @theelltrain8985
    @theelltrain8985 Год назад +1

    The fact that you all uploaded this at the same time is way more funny to me than it should be

  • @Super-Animation
    @Super-Animation Год назад +2

    Which it turns out is just a small room with no roof since he lives in Florida.

  • @noahgilling3241
    @noahgilling3241 Год назад +2

    I got the noti from vale and hazor at the same time did not expect this crossover

  • @dard1515
    @dard1515 Год назад

    I loved playing CivRev on my DS because at the end I could watch a timeline of the borders throughout history and it felt like watching historical borders shifting around over time. Loved that so much

  • @rustyrockon
    @rustyrockon Год назад +2

    7:46 Why wasn't the archaeologist ever thankful?
    Because he always had a bone to pick.
    Best I could come up with
    @valefisk

  • @LordOfGilneas
    @LordOfGilneas Год назад +2

    This is 100% one of my best mate's favorite kinda build *TANK YOUR WAY TO VICTORY*

  • @L--D
    @L--D Год назад

    The complete anticlimax at the end turns this whole video into a Shaggy Dog joke.

  • @FrostyWheats
    @FrostyWheats Год назад +2

    This crossover is a surprise to be sure, but a welcome one

  • @mihael64
    @mihael64 Год назад +2

    2 valefisk videos within 1 week? It must be my lucky day!

  • @2Scribble
    @2Scribble Год назад +1

    4:24 - well, faith and begorrah!
    xD

  • @punnyperson4663
    @punnyperson4663 Год назад +3

    Ah yes the multi day long single session game, very great way to definitely *not* be found in multiple pieces after sabotaging it

  • @ParadoxAAA
    @ParadoxAAA Год назад

    That poor swamp dweller got his own personal private viewing of Oppenheimer in 5D

  • @ultmateragnarok8376
    @ultmateragnarok8376 Год назад +1

    That one swamp monster is naught but atomic dust. I appreciate that you didn't even do it to a boss or anything, just some lowlife normal encounter.

  • @Bary_McCokner
    @Bary_McCokner Год назад

    I'm allergic to electricity. I start convulsing and get pains at the point of contact. I must be an avian creature.

  • @Kendrubbin
    @Kendrubbin Год назад

    18:25 Oh my god I remember Pokemon Jade lmao I made a friend on holiday who had it. Years later I found out it was called Telefang.

  • @marchm20000
    @marchm20000 Год назад +1

    Usually you would have a evil and and angel on your shoulders. Vale has a devil and a devil on his shoulders XD

  • @kam9201
    @kam9201 Год назад +1

    this was such a fun group to watch :) please play with these guys more!

  • @Volvith
    @Volvith Год назад

    This is the equivalent of swatting a moderately sized fly with an Orbitally Launched High-Yield Thermo-Nuclear Cluster Missile.
    Yes, the fly is gone. _So is a quarter of the ozone layer._

  • @Eis_
    @Eis_ Год назад +21

    2 videos in one week? Did Vale drink something fantastic or just a coincidence?

    • @jaidenkoch3487
      @jaidenkoch3487 Год назад +3

      We sure this is valefisk?🤣

    • @eli1000fer
      @eli1000fer Год назад

      @@jaidenkoch3487 FR this is a mobile game wtf

  • @pegasus_2137
    @pegasus_2137 Год назад +2

    Thanks for the video Vale. I just want to say that I really enjoy your content. That's it. I love watching your videos.

  • @nudukgaming1564
    @nudukgaming1564 Год назад

    I love this game so much. Its great to see a youtuber like you play it!

  • @Nernj5
    @Nernj5 Год назад

    the millions of shield tomfoolery is definitely something the Spiffing Brit would do

  • @Corydonn
    @Corydonn Год назад

    Nice work dealing with that bully of a swamp elemental!

  • @258thHiGuy
    @258thHiGuy Год назад

    28:43 I was fucking crying laughing when i found out that bank of america's actual twitter account uses bofa as the acronym

  • @kirbomatic1573
    @kirbomatic1573 Год назад

    "put on your VR goggles, we'll go look at Ireland"

  • @gljames24
    @gljames24 Год назад

    Better punch line: The archeologists always digs up the past!

  • @kaboodlethefirst
    @kaboodlethefirst Год назад +1

    The judge ruling is that you are completely allowed to misplay, no rules have been broken. Whether they play with you again is up to them

  • @atomicwinter31
    @atomicwinter31 Год назад +2

    AMBIGUOUS AMPHIBIAN IS HERE?!? NO WAY!!!!

  • @jessie_rose_05
    @jessie_rose_05 Год назад

    I saw this video come up on my phone when i was out and I have just gotten home, I love the obelisk and I love these sorts of videos

  • @brynhildrbunny
    @brynhildrbunny Год назад

    the archeologist joke hurt me i was hoping it would be "because he always had a bone to pick"

  • @matts436
    @matts436 Год назад

    I needed these Lols. Thank you all

  • @SuspectXX
    @SuspectXX Год назад +3

    Im already in Florida, let me in AAs shower

    • @TheCyber416
      @TheCyber416 Год назад

      Same, Florida gang let's meet up in AAs shower.

  • @aidanfarnan4683
    @aidanfarnan4683 Год назад +1

    *Deals 119,690,336 points of damage*
    *The game:* "Underwelming."