I Secretly Joined a HOI4 Noob Game

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  • Опубликовано: 29 окт 2024

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  • @andysing1091
    @andysing1091 2 месяца назад +3185

    The Turkish guy asking if he's Turkish.
    Then he asks where he's from and only names German cities 💀

    • @etherealcat6521
      @etherealcat6521 2 месяца назад +813

      average nationalist turk homelands:

    • @8-bitstream379
      @8-bitstream379 2 месяца назад +121

      Because he said he didn't speak turkish

    • @yt_enjoyer_1
      @yt_enjoyer_1 2 месяца назад

      @@etherealcat6521 fr

    • @Ardeun-eg3qq
      @Ardeun-eg3qq 2 месяца назад +67

      Dont disrespect Turklander like that

    • @khnelli4918
      @khnelli4918 2 месяца назад +127

      Mehmet, Berlin

  • @Lucasfly
    @Lucasfly 2 месяца назад +877

    "THe fuck you mean yes" amazing

    • @complex3297
      @complex3297 2 месяца назад +7

      That had me dead 😂

    • @Yrojrund
      @Yrojrund 2 месяца назад +4

      IM CRYING

    • @Ion_Antonescu
      @Ion_Antonescu 2 месяца назад

      Dude I hate Americans that do that you ask them A or B and they say yes..

    • @Dggedsteven12
      @Dggedsteven12 2 месяца назад +6

      I haven't heard someone say it with that passion in so long. I felt that man's confusion. xD

  • @wizz1358
    @wizz1358 2 месяца назад +1549

    The Turkish asking where he is from and naming German cities got me, Germany is truly home of the biggest Turkish population

    • @mohamadalakhras9750
      @mohamadalakhras9750 2 месяца назад +14

      The indo Europeans were toorkish RAAAAAAAAAAAH

    • @sto1238
      @sto1238 2 месяца назад +78

      Average “Turkish” nationalist: born and raised in Berlin, can’t speak any Turkish,

    • @elbibokoning7889
      @elbibokoning7889 2 месяца назад +20

      Dankus said Alman, it means german so thats why he named german cities man

    • @johnroach9026
      @johnroach9026 2 месяца назад +8

      @@sto1238 Living right next door to the Greek nationalist

    • @jokingsemi
      @jokingsemi 2 месяца назад +4

      He said hes german thats why

  • @Andurianski
    @Andurianski 2 месяца назад +1900

    Dankus should NOT be allowed to cook up new usernames

    • @endzor
      @endzor 2 месяца назад +16

      Wenn willst do angreifen?

    • @paavali-lo3my
      @paavali-lo3my 2 месяца назад +3

      what was his new username?

    • @Andurianski
      @Andurianski 2 месяца назад +3

      @@endzor kein Plan

    • @Andurianski
      @Andurianski 2 месяца назад +1

      ​@@paavali-lo3my "hoi4kitten1984" 😭

    • @lisaruhm6681
      @lisaruhm6681 2 месяца назад +1

      @@paavali-lo3my 0:02

  • @Pioneer_DE
    @Pioneer_DE 2 месяца назад +1123

    Bro got Turkanized 😭

    • @atlokcu502
      @atlokcu502 2 месяца назад +4

      turki beam VİUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUWWWWW

  • @omar_khan_122
    @omar_khan_122 2 месяца назад +472

    4:25
    turk: u wanna take out China or Soviet union
    dankie: yes

    • @avertan
      @avertan 2 месяца назад +5

      i am not turk

    • @emirhankus67
      @emirhankus67 2 месяца назад +3

      @@avertanyes u are

    • @omar_khan_122
      @omar_khan_122 2 месяца назад

      @@avertan bro how can i join ur dc to play hoi and all ive been playing single player like some loner

    • @avertan
      @avertan 2 месяца назад

      @@omar_khan_122 sure

    • @avertan
      @avertan 2 месяца назад

      @@omar_khan_122 sure

  • @Ihavpickle
    @Ihavpickle 2 месяца назад +281

    "Are you building tanks?"
    "Good"🗿

  • @sg_kerb
    @sg_kerb 2 месяца назад +500

    Bro is noobstomping 😭

    • @Nathaniel-d6l
      @Nathaniel-d6l 2 месяца назад +10

      Dankus is noobsniping now

    • @connorharvey505
      @connorharvey505 2 месяца назад +11

      I prefer the term "Seal Clubbing"

  • @jeremigawkowski9775
    @jeremigawkowski9775 2 месяца назад +249

    they said my split peronalities were weak

  • @assassin9314
    @assassin9314 2 месяца назад +167

    The HoI4 vanilla music was a fucking vibe

  • @jamesgordon1265
    @jamesgordon1265 2 месяца назад +37

    Really appreciated how you talked more about your build, templates and strategies. Much prefer that

  • @felixgeyer4387
    @felixgeyer4387 2 месяца назад +99

    Turk: "Wann eilst du angreifen"
    Dankus: "Gleich"

    • @avertan
      @avertan 2 месяца назад +2

      i am not turk

    • @MrJacobElias
      @MrJacobElias 2 месяца назад +2

      ​@@avertanhahahah... you are now. we got proof, it sais so in the video.

    • @avertan
      @avertan 2 месяца назад

      @@MrJacobElias 🙂

    • @extrage3061
      @extrage3061 17 дней назад

      willst*

  • @quandangle9397
    @quandangle9397 2 месяца назад +150

    I am infertile from eating scented candles

  • @ahmetcemkaraca
    @ahmetcemkaraca 2 месяца назад +307

    you WILL speak turkish okey!?

  • @nicov6383
    @nicov6383 2 месяца назад +20

    I love how chill Dankus is now compared to a few years ago. Seems like a cool dude

  • @jagplaysroblox2169
    @jagplaysroblox2169 2 месяца назад +34

    This is like George orwell’s book 1984

  • @KenAshcorp
    @KenAshcorp 2 месяца назад +15

    You join ONE HOI4 game and all of a sudden it's a Turkish Sissy Hypno Psyop. Truly this game keeps on giving.

    • @tigerfloof
      @tigerfloof 2 месяца назад

      hate when that happens

    • @pedronabais1456
      @pedronabais1456 2 месяца назад

      ​@@tigerfloofffs stopped playing minecraft and now hoi4 too? 😢

    • @avertan
      @avertan 17 дней назад +1

      @@KenAshcorp what does that even mean I talked to him normally

    • @mreyeball3085
      @mreyeball3085 14 дней назад

      What the fuck are you doing here Ken

  • @eliamazzari1250
    @eliamazzari1250 2 месяца назад +63

    Blowmaster's nemesis? POG

  • @omerserifkucuk292
    @omerserifkucuk292 2 месяца назад +12

    Man I am also turkish and I can say we generally like this . We really proud even we heard one turkey or turkish word in movie . we obssesed about ourselves

    • @avertan
      @avertan 2 месяца назад

      Shut up

    • @avertan
      @avertan Месяц назад +1

      I am not

  • @OwenIsDaBoss
    @OwenIsDaBoss 2 месяца назад +15

    That was definitely an outro I was not expecting

  • @OmegaHamster
    @OmegaHamster 2 месяца назад +30

    3:25 my fav Greco-Kurd has appeared 😭

    • @avertan
      @avertan 2 месяца назад +2

      KONSTANTINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS

  • @Gamer_Groza
    @Gamer_Groza 19 дней назад +8

    4:36
    Turk: Attack who?
    Dankus: yes.

  • @GavrielshalevA
    @GavrielshalevA 2 месяца назад +31

    3m aaah and there's comments like they finished the dam vid on 5x speed

  • @cantdoaquestionmarksadly
    @cantdoaquestionmarksadly 2 месяца назад +14

    bro really said "they thought my bipolar disorder was weak"

  • @manithefluffy
    @manithefluffy 2 месяца назад +5

    Dankus - the certified bully

  • @a_person_of_all_time
    @a_person_of_all_time 2 месяца назад +9

    Bro came in and turned dankus Turkish

  • @Ethereal_Phoenix_
    @Ethereal_Phoenix_ 2 месяца назад +8

    Dankus gets radicalized live on stream

  • @unichansgamehub8087
    @unichansgamehub8087 2 месяца назад +6

    10/10 ending, wholesome ass dankusmemancus, want more undercover hoi4kitten
    also really enjoyed watching thier reactions to you being in the game, no salt just vibes. good guys all around.

  • @kylord20001
    @kylord20001 2 месяца назад +1

    im so glad i ended up still watching this video, dont know why but even though i ususaly watch all your vids day one this one didnt look that interesting on the home page but i have been proven wrong.really good vid, loved it!

  • @hubertguilmain7888
    @hubertguilmain7888 2 месяца назад

    I really liked this video. The fact that we were undercover was pretty cool. So people didn't really know what to expect in front of them. The fact that we were undercover too, being Japan (so solo), meant we didn't have to talk to the other players, which meant we could get more explanations from you, which was really cool.

  • @SlekensuOfficial
    @SlekensuOfficial 2 месяца назад +13

    Always flex on noob people, Show that youre better than them.
    ESHPORTS ALTAA

  • @OmegaHamster
    @OmegaHamster 2 месяца назад +11

    3:26 AVERTA ABI I LOVE YOU

    • @avertan
      @avertan 2 месяца назад +3

      MASHALLAH

    • @OmegaHamster
      @OmegaHamster 2 месяца назад +1

      @@avertan AAAABI YOU ARE FAMOUUUUUSS

  • @alexmilakis1156
    @alexmilakis1156 Месяц назад +1

    Damn you dude, I just renewed s WoW subscription after hearing the rouge go stealth. Hope you're happy.

  • @cc0767
    @cc0767 2 месяца назад +1

    The peaceful vanilla music really adds to the experience

  • @jozopako
    @jozopako Месяц назад +2

    Dankus ruining a day for others. This is your hero?

  • @DerPlayer1237
    @DerPlayer1237 2 месяца назад +4

    Averta Moment, bro trolled so hard

  • @ZackShark1
    @ZackShark1 2 месяца назад +3

    most likeable hoi4 player:

  • @PANGUOL
    @PANGUOL 2 месяца назад +2

    ‏‪7:41‬‏ are you building tanks ? Good👍‏

  • @human_fish3442
    @human_fish3442 2 месяца назад +1

    people are gonna be so paranoid if someone is slightly good they will be like OMG GUYS ITS DANKUS

  • @arnettthayer5314
    @arnettthayer5314 2 месяца назад +1

    How is your invasion going? "Good"
    Are you building tanks? "Good"
    Hahahahaha

  • @podojstersek
    @podojstersek 2 месяца назад +3

    ˝attack who?˝ ˝yes˝

  • @fooladoo1076
    @fooladoo1076 2 месяца назад +5

    No not noob games i wanna see a fair game stomps are boring

  • @MrRyant66
    @MrRyant66 2 месяца назад +2

    They thought my smurf game was weak.

  • @PinkMawile
    @PinkMawile 2 месяца назад

    I’d love to see an undercover where you secretly try to make someone else win

  • @erniberni6073
    @erniberni6073 2 месяца назад

    Love it, go undercover more. I want to see undercover sea lion germany 😂

  • @themastamanhd4861
    @themastamanhd4861 2 месяца назад

    LOVED this. Plz do more

  • @doctorgamer1292
    @doctorgamer1292 2 месяца назад

    please do more of these this was awesome

  • @BoBrEiGs
    @BoBrEiGs 2 месяца назад +7

    I worry that the Turk may or may not end up in bad places sometime in the future

    • @avertan
      @avertan 2 месяца назад +1

      Why

    • @Nothing-ch3dw
      @Nothing-ch3dw 2 месяца назад

      @@avertan He will visit turkey :(

    • @avertan
      @avertan 2 месяца назад

      @@BoBrEiGs why bro are you John Wick

  • @Braddiamond
    @Braddiamond 2 месяца назад

    I love this undercover op. So good.

  • @Vuosta
    @Vuosta 2 месяца назад +3

    Turkish guy asking if he's kurdish monkaS

  • @typicallynotawake9911
    @typicallynotawake9911 2 месяца назад +3

    This is the most normal Dankus game I’ve ever seen

  • @Vshiftv
    @Vshiftv 2 месяца назад

    Bruh the outro is so cursed plus dankus playing 7 hours out of stream time holy shit

  • @Su-by
    @Su-by 2 месяца назад

    the ending is way too accurate

  • @mango4554
    @mango4554 2 месяца назад

    It didn’t have to be a secret. They’d have let you in regardless.

  • @JackRobson-hd8mb
    @JackRobson-hd8mb 2 месяца назад +1

    I thought I was watching an old video,turns out it’s the newest lol

  • @MLG420McSwaggerton
    @MLG420McSwaggerton 2 месяца назад

    Why does the music sound like I’m entering heaven

  • @Rybit-g3m
    @Rybit-g3m 2 месяца назад +1

    "Do you like Kurdish people?" WHAT??? 💀💀💀💀

  • @hecklord7162
    @hecklord7162 2 месяца назад +1

    love these videos

    • @hecklord7162
      @hecklord7162 2 месяца назад

      (except when dankus forgets to macro forever)

  • @zryab2536
    @zryab2536 2 месяца назад

    Dankus is the Djocovic of Hoi4

  • @gamingwithjeggs4613
    @gamingwithjeggs4613 2 месяца назад +5

    Please go undercover more, that was entertaining

  • @hehning8678
    @hehning8678 2 месяца назад

    The chillest video i have ever seen

  • @KristoP4X
    @KristoP4X 2 месяца назад +3

    new video. nice

  • @yalcnkaratas7719
    @yalcnkaratas7719 2 месяца назад +8

    AVERTA AGABEY

    • @avertan
      @avertan 2 месяца назад +1

      yalcin kardeşim

  • @ProfessorYún
    @ProfessorYún 2 месяца назад +1

    I feel so bad

  • @SuperPizzaman55
    @SuperPizzaman55 Месяц назад

    Hey it's Harry Maguire

  • @OstravanP
    @OstravanP 2 месяца назад +1

    malmo gaming incident of 1917

  • @createrz8433
    @createrz8433 Месяц назад

    They said my impersonation skills were weak

  • @stylox-c2c
    @stylox-c2c 2 месяца назад

    best part of the video was the ending

  • @warpup7778
    @warpup7778 2 месяца назад +1

    how do you find these severs? i search the entire internet and i just cant find one

  • @Xraider77
    @Xraider77 2 месяца назад +1

    dankus made fun of goated's death i will release a video on it but im waiting for ihm to make a video on this the video will include screenshots of the conversation

  • @byochii8197
    @byochii8197 2 месяца назад +1

    Can somebody tell me which mod they are playing? That looks nice and new but not to crazy

  • @MrTeddy12397
    @MrTeddy12397 2 месяца назад

    THEY SAID MY NOOBSTOMPING WAS WEAK

  • @Alexvondark
    @Alexvondark 2 месяца назад

    Dankus is the Goat of Hoi4 😂😂😂

  • @TwoToeTerry
    @TwoToeTerry Месяц назад

    what mod is he using to be able to have to have 200 factories in 1936

  • @thomasalanine9801
    @thomasalanine9801 2 месяца назад

    please do more of this 😂😂😂😂 awesome stomp

  • @pieselpoloniae
    @pieselpoloniae Месяц назад

    600 factories by 1939? WTF

  • @Т1000-м1и
    @Т1000-м1и Месяц назад +1

    This was this

  • @arka4774
    @arka4774 2 месяца назад +1

    Dankus is my favorite Turk

  • @micahqgecko
    @micahqgecko 2 месяца назад

    I can only imagine the sus dms dankus got during this game

  • @lahmouriakram6433
    @lahmouriakram6433 2 месяца назад

    Is this a moded game ? i don't have those radios and parachutes ... on mine ? or is it some DLC maybe

  • @T0n1-L0lb1t
    @T0n1-L0lb1t 2 месяца назад

    To choose "hoi4kitten1984" as a username is a bold move buuut i probably would have chosen a similar name (the kitten part)

  • @andrewdowell2663
    @andrewdowell2663 Месяц назад

    Weird that I'm friends with someone who played with Dankus

  • @kraykyle
    @kraykyle 2 месяца назад

    They said my smurfing was weak

  • @larzarisn8337
    @larzarisn8337 2 месяца назад

    I think this would be really cool if you had another pro player join the other side to balance things out.

  • @yt_tenshi
    @yt_tenshi 2 месяца назад +1

    12:29 silent naval inv? they allow that?

  • @Xeem_Pad
    @Xeem_Pad 2 месяца назад +1

    Next thing he's gonna post is apology for harassing the minors😭

  • @ZKP314
    @ZKP314 2 месяца назад

    Next time-play New Zealand, declare independence from the UK, and then reenact that one Kilian Experience HOI4 vid.

  • @TheyCallMeLord
    @TheyCallMeLord Месяц назад +1

    Least nationalistic Turkish

  • @bl3ckrust
    @bl3ckrust 2 месяца назад +2

    lmao I played in this server bro 😭

  • @MicrocosmTheCatboy
    @MicrocosmTheCatboy 2 месяца назад

    DunkirkDarling82 should be your next name

  • @Katthewm
    @Katthewm 2 месяца назад

    When Dankus gets banned from the normal servers :)

  • @WappleFan
    @WappleFan 2 месяца назад +23

    smurfing doesn’t suddenly become okay just because you record and post it

  • @x4gaming988
    @x4gaming988 2 месяца назад

    please bring back the music in the background

  • @R0B0TUK
    @R0B0TUK 2 месяца назад

    We need more hoi4kitten

  • @revolutionstudios5052
    @revolutionstudios5052 2 месяца назад

    They said my smurfing in HOI4 for content was weak…

  • @TEM7007
    @TEM7007 2 месяца назад

    Is there any reason he doesnt want to take out the units in china?

  • @kralkoritnacekbob
    @kralkoritnacekbob 2 месяца назад

    what mod are you using??

  • @almothemarmot
    @almothemarmot 2 месяца назад

    That is called smurfing and is looked down heavily upon in all multiplayer games

  • @user-gt1oz9mw2l
    @user-gt1oz9mw2l 2 месяца назад +1

    A day in the life of a smurf 😂

  • @Zjem_Ci_Biblie
    @Zjem_Ci_Biblie 2 месяца назад +2

    I like Dancus but I genuanly hate this kind of movies. Noobs have their own games for a reasen you know...