So I Joined a Noob Game as Germany...
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- Опубликовано: 26 июл 2022
- So Dankus was invited to a noob game and they let him play Germany.
Needless to say you know what happens, so can I now talk to you about our lord and savior Saul Goodman?
The Constitution says you do. And so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent.
HOI4 Multiplayer game and Dankus Germany, let's fill out our bingo.
Full domination in Europe? CHECK!
Gigachad Germany meta gaming? CHECK!
Tank Only Germany? CHECK!
Going from Paris and Berlin to Delhi and Bangkok? CHECK!
Dankus getting banned from Germany and majors? CHECK!
DONE GG BYE!
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imagine just trying to play a random hoi4 mp game after a long day of work just for dankus to join and ruin the entire game
Eh🤷🏻♀️ Looks more like he is in a support role helping out his less experienced allies with production and guidance.
Imagine playing hoi4 🤮
@@Tom-oj7si imagine watching dankus and not playing hoi4 🤮
@@potatto8585 hoi4 is fun to watch not play
@@Tom-oj7si Imagine not
I love how this is a fun comedy video for us and a survival horror film for the allies.
17:46
"tank veri speedy"
PoV inside the car: *London has Fallen to the Germans*
As a swiss citizen, I can confirm that gold will be safe
Where exactly did the gold come from 🤨
@Сергей Владимирович Таборицкий legal acquisitionarees
ty try
@@aat5739 African slave mines from the frenchies taken by the nazis
I can't believe they called it. That Russia was looking meaty, and Japan wasn't exactly inspiring confidence. They should have at least seen how barb would play out.
So many Soviet players don't even want to attempt Barb if they know D-Day isn't coming. It's wild how many of them just completely fold up if there's no D-Day, even if they've got a crazy economy going.
@@IceMaverick13 Allies called it not Russia :)
@@mathiaskokholmchristensen9306 And in the same announcement, Dankus asked "What about Russia?" and they said Russia doesn't want to try since the Allies resigned.
Hence, Russia players rarely want to try if there's no chance of a D-Day.
@@IceMaverick13 xDDDD
Russia was about to start justyfing, allies were just coping 🙂
@@IceMaverick13 I am pretty sure you are wrong since i was russia main ;)
Dankus is waking up his entire neighbourhood with his loud clicking
ja alta
that "im dankus" is pure power radiating.
bruh..
Unpopular opinion: Dankus is an above average player
Dude no way. Dankus is only one of the players in time
Dankus is the of all time no cap
Popular opinion and true: Dankus is the best Hoi4 competitive player (currently)
@@Tom-oj7si he just is.
@@Tom-oj7si I'm not sure if *the* best def ONE OF the best. I haven't seen how some other pros do it so I only have a few hours of watch time to compare to Dankus
The leader of Luxembourg is actually a reference to the hoi4 RUclipsr Pydgin, and the pronunciation of his name. He makes really good tutorial content and explains mechanics.
aaaaah
Russian and US players just playing sim city until hours later they surrender
russia just spend several hours preparing for barb for it to not happen because allies called it lmao how much time wasted
Hoi4 in a nutshell, or how usa and Japan players spend like 3 hours waiting for the war just for Germany to capitulate
That's an interesting idea let Dankus pick either Soviets or Germany. And let's see how many guys can Dankus handle tag-teaming him. Could Dankus beat a 5-player Germany as a solo Soviet?
Dankus getting tag teamed?!? 😵🥵🤤
@@Tom-oj7si hold up
@@gamerf3643 What that F stand for
@@Tom-oj7si idk, I just didn’t like my old username so I changed the last part to F
@@gamerf3643 change it to X
If he can do this, just wait until he realizes how to guard his ports
how to guard your ports?
@@trikmandularlgaming2026 against naval invasions
@@trikmandularlgaming2026 fallback lines/garrison command
This giga chad doesn't know the meaning of overkill
ehsports
When dankus goes to bed he dreams of heavy tanks
Joining a noob game as Germany is like throwing a nuke at average flat
If this is how you do against these guys, I don’t even want to know how you would crush my discord mates.
🥶
Beat the Soviets Players by not even fighting them by Mentally Dominating them. E-sport!!
Its funny how your so good they just give up and ban you from playing on that sever
They can't ban you from every server. Or can they?
he isnt banned in reurope hoi4
The fact they'll ban you for playing well is precisely why I don't waste my time on HOI4 public mp lobbies
They can .
idk...
@@scipioafricanus2212 You play MP at all? (I have no friends 😔)
Rail roads visible like that is really nice.
“Don’t let the Soviet’s grind on you” -Dankus best quote from a Hearts of Iron 4 game and it sounds bad
Basically got told Dankus was gonna meme since people on the server didn't know what they were doing. *proceds to do the most meta shit possible and bring in meta minors* big sadge. GGs tho
Tbh he can't meme when the allies are stacked against him and Japan is japan
@@tylerlambert8400 you better look up Putin187. Not a HoI4 player,but guy will meme if he can or chat asked to. Dead channel unfortunatrly. Hopefully not one of the conscripts dying in Ukraine
@@tylerlambert8400 I mean, evidently they weren't stacked against him
@@AlbatrossMMO the axis game is basically free in any game until barb.
@@AlbatrossMMO He was solo germany vs 3 soviet player i dont see how thats not stacked.
He has beaten every shit with only 16 divisions 💀
Yes finally showing the mod in use!
mod link?
I that’s because this is a different to normal mod. Normally he Plays tfb Oak or Horst. Occasionally he’ll play r56 rp.
The swiss cup is such a perfect joke i love it
hard to believe that tommykay used to be called the "best hoi4 player" and then dankus popped up
8:05 quality meme, I approve.
"Good ending"
No Dobruja?
Hey I made it into a Dankus video with that "is the woman there" wowwwww ahahhha
your telling me soviet played eco all that time for just not to even fight?
9:34 Rare Dankus W
Good video Dankus keep up the good work.
Bro when ur lend leasing just click the button that sends all of them don't type the number in lmao
This reminds me of old tommy Kay
dankus memecus you are a best hoi player . Like your dedication to win a game .
First I’ve seen of your channel, but I love the neutrality mug
Noob game with rodrik on Hungary... Dánkus any time you play a balanced game you get slapped
Geil wie er immer olda sagt 😂
how tf did he deploy so many divisions at once and so quick? i'm new so
How can you change leaders pictures? Is a mod or a DLC?
Calls it before barb lmao
what's the mod for those red railways?
“i’m gonna grind on my tank genital”
0:41 SOVIET SANDWICH-
when is the spain video from stream few days ago
Dankus sounds so bored playing this game. He's done this way too many times
He shouldn't be playing a major in these noob games. It's fun content, but holy shit does it feel bad to play against one of the best players as a noob. Dankus should stick with minors in noob-friendly lobbies.
i think he was sick or something during this one, or maybe just bored idk i forgot when he was sick
01:00 love how Dankus was irritated hearing a female voice as japan player
He clearly wasn't
But he should have been
"Female"
>female
>Paradox Game
>female
🤨 I'm just confused.
what is the mods they use in those mp game
Have you tried the fuwg mod? They host everyday with 30 players
Wtf was that fighter stockpile btw
needless to say i enjoy watching it
The Axis minor seems chill and ready to listen for instructions
Hi
I just wanted to ask one question.
The question is: What mods are they using?
(Sorry for my bad English)
SOMEBODY TELL DANKUS THAT I WANT TO INDULGE IN THAT
Amazing editing
eyyypooooo
when dankus is joining noob game we know whats gonna happen
can you play the mod "Europe In Flames" at multiplayer?
8:44 Casual 2,146,977 Fighter 2s in stockpile -_-
"Im Dankus"
"Im Albanian"
I got an anime war thunder advert somehow while watching this ;-;
You know, I can see why they called it there. If you knew for a fact that you weren't going to win and had the choice of wasting 3-5 (a generous estimation) more hours of your life still playing it through vs just leaving and saying "Fine, gg, you win", I wouldn't blame anyone for going with option 2.
I mean, look at what they were facing. A meta'd to high hell Germany and all the other people you guided into Meta builds for their nations vs (As your title says) a bunch a noobs. The only one you were somewhat interested in fighting was the Soviet player and still you were outclassing him on all points.
Why bother when the game is no longer fun? Also who in their right mind invited you to this?!
Wtf is with his planes stockpile at 19:10, more than 2mil planes, thats some bug right?
dankus have mercy on them please
best joke in start
USSR was playing SimCity for like 5 years lmfaooo
Thumbs up for the intro alone.
imagine if dankus changed his nick to TANKUS
Why go Hess over Borman for PP gain? Is there something i am missing or does the mod change it?
I think the mod changed it
Best intro ever
Why does the spain player sound like a younger alex the rambler lol
did you noticed dankus is wiggeling his butt the whole time you can see his chair moving :D
Did anyone find this mod on workshop?
tank tutorial yes please
anyone know the mod(s) they used for this game? kinda curious..
😧😱💀 Dankus no...there children.
"I'm Albanian" The scariest word ever said
babe wake up Dankus posted
Dankus is one of the HOI4 players
Me with 20 hours in hoi4 not understanding anything:
My god the sweat.
dankus on top nefver drop
I love the accent and I love the content
Need some Italy content from dankus
yes
How do you have so many factories?
Good video but I want know mod name because I want play that
-2.1million Fighters is insane
what´s the name of the song at the start of the video?
tank tutorial!
what mods are u playing in this vid
Boss, you killed a child.
dankus memecus
09:07 Can someone explain to me how they have 2146938 planes in reserve, so much resources and so much everything? How is this happening?
the game is breaking and showing a deficit as a surplus
he's in a deficit of 2 million aircraft because he has a bunch of empty air wings- this way the aircraft automatically deploy once produced
Hey, Tankus what mods did you use in this game?
That's what I want to know
Not Daddy Yankee remix on the background
Some intel here, because i know genlab and he said that Russia players weren't afraid at all and that it was some other random thing which was why it got cancelled.
why do i keep seeing Pro Hoi4 players and there always german on youtube
"even greater hungary"
germany + soviet union - poland = polish sandwich
When do you change your name to tankus memecus
dancus big gamer