I Played as a MERCENARY in Crusader Kings 3 Roads to Power!

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  • Опубликовано: 23 дек 2024

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  • @Koifish
    @Koifish  3 месяца назад +135

    *REJECT LAND, EMBRACE LANDLESS ADVENTURES*
    Check out ROADS TO POWER for Crusader Kings 3, Coming September 24th: play.crusaderkings.com/Koifish
    This Haesteinn adventure is sponsored by Paradox! Very cool! Make sure to check out the brand new DLC using my link above! :D

    • @SuperStacheBrosGaming
      @SuperStacheBrosGaming 3 месяца назад +1

      Thank you for getting me EVEN MORE EXCITED

    • @SuperStacheBrosGaming
      @SuperStacheBrosGaming 3 месяца назад +1

      HAESTINGS BOYS (boys) SAGA????

    • @mikoajkosinski6666
      @mikoajkosinski6666 3 месяца назад

      Hey if you dont mind i propose playing as unlanded pomeranian cannbial!

    • @SilverionX
      @SilverionX 3 месяца назад +1

      Don't worry brother, I will help you with your clickthrough rate.

    • @foxsipher
      @foxsipher 3 месяца назад

      oh no simo mercenary desease is spreading

  • @Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation
    @Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation 3 месяца назад +912

    *Reject land. Embrace WALKING.*

    • @Koifish
      @Koifish  3 месяца назад +125

      WE WALKING DA WHOLE WORLD WITH THIS ONE! 🗣🔥🔥

    • @Giltrat
      @Giltrat 3 месяца назад +29

      WE BECOMING ROLLO THE WALKER WITH THIS ONE

    • @alexzenz760
      @alexzenz760 3 месяца назад +4

      ​@@Giltrat👍🏻😂 duke of normandy

    • @johnsnow6946
      @johnsnow6946 3 месяца назад +4

      ​@@alexzenz760 Duke of Walking

    • @thefuryofthedragon8715
      @thefuryofthedragon8715 3 месяца назад

      xdd

  • @bartomiejwygoda8402
    @bartomiejwygoda8402 3 месяца назад +373

    Haesting all the video:
    "But I would walk five hundred miles
    And I would walk five hundred more
    Just to be the man who walked a thousand miles to fall down at your door"

    • @morganaut2649
      @morganaut2649 3 месяца назад +12

      The King of Ghana is confused by this

  • @LinearRain07
    @LinearRain07 3 месяца назад +532

    Another day another haesteinn dub

    • @duncanharrell5009
      @duncanharrell5009 3 месяца назад +7

      Just Hæsteinn… Just Hæsteinn… Just Hæsteinn

    • @DemonKingBadger
      @DemonKingBadger 3 месяца назад +2

      Who could have seen that coming

  • @Im_The_Immortal_Snail
    @Im_The_Immortal_Snail 3 месяца назад +204

    Imagine being a random siberian tribesman.
    Some random kingdom attacks your tribe and you're drafted.
    It looks like you will die.
    However, you hear rumors about you liege hiring a mercenary company.
    But it's too late for yourself you think.
    you ready your spear to fight for your life but then.....
    you hear a rumbling...
    and you see....
    hundreds of camels rush onto the cold, siberian steppe, tearing the enemy's lines apart.
    And you survive to tell the tale.

    • @Tzilandi
      @Tzilandi 3 месяца назад +24

      "-and they rode the ugliest horses I have ever seen!"

    • @-mokerly-5984
      @-mokerly-5984 2 месяца назад +2

      Camels have decent cold resistance, come to think of it.

  • @llamaboioflusatia
    @llamaboioflusatia 3 месяца назад +98

    Imagine being a Saharan trader fearing the great Viking Haesteinn, a menace to the north who your father told you would raid the homestead if you didn’t go to bed on time, and who cost him a limb battling in the Mediterranean when he was growing up. Imagine burying your father in the sea of dunes, and heading to the southern kingdom of gold for a routine trade caravan, to learn that Haesteinn, simply a legend in your mind, is now the head of the largest nation you trade with and almost a century old.

  • @cba2make1up
    @cba2make1up 3 месяца назад +211

    Bro dragged poor Haesteinn back to the slums just to play as him 😭
    It's very cool you can do that tho, so much potential for campaign ideas

  • @Arran05
    @Arran05 3 месяца назад +138

    This DLC plus the Bannerlord battles mod means we finally have a historical mount and blade

    • @solinvictus2045
      @solinvictus2045 3 месяца назад

      What is that Mod called again ?

    • @derekskelton4187
      @derekskelton4187 3 месяца назад +2

      @@solinvictus2045 Crusader Blade

    • @stoopidapples1596
      @stoopidapples1596 3 месяца назад +5

      pretty sure that hasn't been updated in years so i highly doubt it's still functional

    • @Superstorm22
      @Superstorm22 3 месяца назад +7

      I believe there is one similar that uses Total War Atilla for the battles?

  • @matthewbrooks8512
    @matthewbrooks8512 3 месяца назад +116

    Haestein really feels like the face and soul of CK3

  • @j.ackermann9110
    @j.ackermann9110 3 месяца назад +138

    The mod potential for landless play is insane.

    • @itriedtochangemynamebutitd5019
      @itriedtochangemynamebutitd5019 3 месяца назад +12

      I think Road to Power is based on a mod of the same name for CK2 that makes you start landless.

    • @fabriziocossio
      @fabriziocossio 3 месяца назад

      ​@@itriedtochangemynamebutitd5019 yeap, it's something the community has always been asking for

    • @The_Yukki
      @The_Yukki 3 месяца назад +8

      ​@@itriedtochangemynamebutitd5019name is close but not exactly the same. The ck2 mod was called Rise to Power.

    • @DanielJackson98
      @DanielJackson98 3 месяца назад +7

      I literally can’t wait till the AGOT mod updates to include landless gameplay, that’s gonna add so much fun shit 😂

    • @fabriziocossio
      @fabriziocossio 3 месяца назад +4

      @@DanielJackson98 the Agot and the elder scrolls one
      Playing skyrim on CK3 will be fun

  • @FiauraTheTankGirlGamer
    @FiauraTheTankGirlGamer 3 месяца назад +131

    I have a unique challenge for you:
    Play as Jarl Hastings shieldmaiden daughter as a landless adventurer

  • @Ymylock
    @Ymylock 3 месяца назад +5

    > Start landed
    > Make a great empire
    > Lose it over the span of 1-2 generations
    > Become an adventurer
    > build up your power
    > Reclaim the empire
    Ima do this in my North Sea Empire run

  • @Orange-StarKnight
    @Orange-StarKnight 3 месяца назад +50

    Massive W from mixing in a few Morrowind songs and sfx.

  • @mappingshaman5280
    @mappingshaman5280 3 месяца назад +47

    Koifish and hasteinn. Name a more iconic duo.

  • @walnzell9328
    @walnzell9328 3 месяца назад +21

    After years of RUclips clickbait, the game actually has landless roamer playability.

  • @isaiahdebuck4097
    @isaiahdebuck4097 3 месяца назад +14

    This DLC will work wonderfully with the elder kings mod!

  • @Benobi16
    @Benobi16 3 месяца назад +19

    Koifish has absolutely lost it with these theatrics he's doing. Unhinged

  • @alatamore
    @alatamore 3 месяца назад +24

    That animal in the picture looks a lot like the ROUS (Rodent of unusual size) from The Princess Bride. This would imply your camp is in the Fire Swamp.

    • @DemonKingBadger
      @DemonKingBadger 3 месяца назад +3

      Haesteinn laughs at the fire swamp

  • @josh10722
    @josh10722 3 месяца назад +4

    Genuinely excited for this, the new scheme mechanics and the Byzantine updates. Good chapter for us boys

  • @walnzell9328
    @walnzell9328 3 месяца назад +7

    I can't believe Simo has been demoted from cousin to friend.

  • @chadthundercheeks4242
    @chadthundercheeks4242 3 месяца назад +6

    This and that bannerlord mod for ck3 would go crazy

  • @kristiannicholson5893
    @kristiannicholson5893 3 месяца назад +4

    This is the DLC I've been waiting for

  • @captainsnakeye4495
    @captainsnakeye4495 3 месяца назад +41

    Do I hear Morrowind music in the backround!??!

  • @DanielJackson98
    @DanielJackson98 3 месяца назад +2

    0:00 I haven’t watched a single solitary second of this video yet, but I already know that Koifish is playing as Haesteinn… 😂 0:30 I knew it! 😂😂😂

  • @Kasaaz
    @Kasaaz 3 месяца назад +3

    I hope we can see an adventure featuring Rodrigo Díaz de Vivar, El Cid Campeador eventually.

  • @kohlicoide2258
    @kohlicoide2258 2 месяца назад

    2:29 A _shy_ Berserk..
    Hrani while talking with a Girl: "H-H-Hi.. w-want to drink something? If i dont bother you?"
    Hrani on the Battlefield: *coverd in the blood of the enemys* "I OFFER YOU THEIR BLOOD ALMIGHTY ALLFATHER!"

  • @LordGulash
    @LordGulash 2 месяца назад

    "Haesteinn sees man teleport and thinks he cant afford a horse" that destroyed me :D especialy becouse we make fun of ppl with cabrios that they cant afford a roof :D awesome vid man :D

  • @billisultan6224
    @billisultan6224 3 месяца назад +2

    Now we just need a merchant gameplay and we won't need 'The guild' series anymore. I've always wanted to play as a merchant in CK3.

  • @sire3977
    @sire3977 3 месяца назад +2

    Can't wait for Simo's "I AM A MERCENARY IN THE 4TH CRUSADE" video

  • @reynaradeleviora5555
    @reynaradeleviora5555 3 месяца назад +13

    I think now with this DLC you can recreate the historical haestin koifish :D

  • @Mafang1
    @Mafang1 3 месяца назад +22

    a shame that you can't keep your special soldiers

  • @gubstorm3518
    @gubstorm3518 3 месяца назад +10

    You and Simo with competing mercenary companies when?

  • @4rdar
    @4rdar 2 месяца назад

    Roads to power is so much fun. Literally feels like a new game

  • @sahilrai6759
    @sahilrai6759 3 месяца назад +3

    Finally!!! Been waiting for this.

  • @orirotem2298
    @orirotem2298 3 месяца назад +10

    Haesteinn is happy with you

  • @huldress
    @huldress 3 месяца назад

    OH, it comes out tomorrow?! I've been not paying attention to CK3 at all just hoping it'll one day pop up that it came out. Very excited! this is what I always wanted from CK3.

  • @qertgaming
    @qertgaming 3 месяца назад +6

    ALL THE SOONSORED VIDS ARE OUT NOW

  • @nutcrackit7396
    @nutcrackit7396 3 месяца назад +1

    I have to say it would horrifying to see an army size of 4k made up of nothing but knights and men at arms coming at you especially before year 900

  • @theunkownbanana1823
    @theunkownbanana1823 3 месяца назад

    That Morrowind music kicked in and I had flashbacks to the Cliff Racer Wars and a scrib taunting me as it slowly ate my paralyzed ankles.

  • @liviubostan7229
    @liviubostan7229 3 месяца назад

    Holy moly,this update looks so good!
    Can't wait for Koifish to try a Steppe Mercenary.

  • @Teriria
    @Teriria 3 месяца назад +1

    The part with Haesteinn getting a taper fade almost took me out how long i was laughing

  • @asgarzigel
    @asgarzigel 2 месяца назад

    Haesteinn travels the world, collecting exotic soldiers like pokemon

  • @nicolausg7058
    @nicolausg7058 3 месяца назад +22

    Haestin the Merc.
    Looks nice

  • @thegentlemanfish7504
    @thegentlemanfish7504 3 месяца назад +60

    They're eating the cats. They're eating the dogs.

    • @Christian-re4dl
      @Christian-re4dl 3 месяца назад +5

      Read the crowd man...
      Read the crowd.

    • @rokkraljkolesa9317
      @rokkraljkolesa9317 3 месяца назад

      @@Christian-re4dl yeah, these guys are eating elephants

  • @connorbarton4308
    @connorbarton4308 3 месяца назад

    20:38 Moldova was like you gave me no description, funny trees, to whom? He did well though some avatar shit

  • @aidankenny521
    @aidankenny521 3 месяца назад

    What an amazing video and display of Roads To Power, please continue this save 🙏

  • @davidcoquelle3081
    @davidcoquelle3081 3 месяца назад +1

    Haesteen fighting around the world and slowly becoming russel crow

  • @TheDanc1nghawk
    @TheDanc1nghawk 3 месяца назад +1

    I thought I had left Morrowind open from last night.... took me an embarrassingly long time to figure it out.

  • @paulbolojan6007
    @paulbolojan6007 3 месяца назад +1

    Can't wait to play Rollo

  • @beasley_unborn6729
    @beasley_unborn6729 2 месяца назад

    I been watching road to powers videos all day and this has absolutely unequivocally undeniably nothing to do with kois video but.....
    I cant wait to do unlanded play in the game of thrones mod

  • @joshuabixby2776
    @joshuabixby2776 3 месяца назад

    Love your content! The editing in the barbershop menu always gets me to Crack up 😂

  • @duncanharrell5009
    @duncanharrell5009 3 месяца назад +1

    I hope your next landless adventurer build/RP is a Learning focused one. I wonder how wandering scholars work for this system.

  • @amon5393
    @amon5393 3 месяца назад

    Gotta love that Warband OST in the background, makes me wanna do some time travel if you know what I mean

  • @dewantoandoko9207
    @dewantoandoko9207 3 месяца назад +1

    Cant wait to play the new DLC..

  • @BarBokhva
    @BarBokhva 3 месяца назад +6

    Yoooo I am going to play the band of the hawk

  • @danny8231
    @danny8231 3 месяца назад +1

    I laughed out loud a few times, appreciate it my mad lad.

  • @davidcoquelle3081
    @davidcoquelle3081 3 месяца назад +1

    Haesteen has seen error of land holdings and become a true comrade.

  • @hamptusmaximus6289
    @hamptusmaximus6289 3 месяца назад +3

    Is that morrowind battlemusic in the background

  • @AlasNueveTres
    @AlasNueveTres 14 дней назад

    Man, you're much more fun than the guy CK3 yt channel collaborated with directly. I fell asleep listening to that guy explain this DLC.

  • @VisionofTomo
    @VisionofTomo 2 месяца назад

    Its such a cool new way to play CK3

  • @gloriousrobotbunny3275
    @gloriousrobotbunny3275 3 месяца назад

    OOPS! ITS ALL HAESTIN! xD hope your having fun koifish, im looking forward to this dlc :D

  • @TzarTzarevich777
    @TzarTzarevich777 3 месяца назад

    I cannot wait for this DLC, it seems so cool.

  • @OverlordMalarkey
    @OverlordMalarkey 3 месяца назад

    Hey Koifish would youu ever consider doing a full Bannerlord 2 campaign as a series on youtube? Like playing the main story from start to finish?

  • @warthunder7730
    @warthunder7730 3 месяца назад

    BEST DLC FOR CRUSADER KINGS 3 EVER LETS GOOOO

  • @RubberToeYT
    @RubberToeYT 3 месяца назад

    Camel riding Haestinn is the best version

  • @AlvinAnakMudaPlayedAGame
    @AlvinAnakMudaPlayedAGame 3 месяца назад

    Advantage of subscribing: got early to watch Koifish and Ottawa Welshman new CK3 vids! This is a great night!

  • @FishFlop_The_CatSlap
    @FishFlop_The_CatSlap 3 месяца назад +1

    "at least we got paid" x100
    mercenary life B)

  • @PlentyT
    @PlentyT 3 месяца назад

    KOIFISH! You cannot escape my challenge! Haesteinn must take only the coasts! I await!!

  • @crimsonwolf866
    @crimsonwolf866 3 месяца назад

    its either you or simo who i expected to upload a vid on mercenaries. Regardless i love this style of content

  • @harryjames4003
    @harryjames4003 2 месяца назад

    This is the most koifish vidio there has ever been

  • @Arran05
    @Arran05 3 месяца назад +3

    I can't wait to start in Europe and adventure all the way to India and become emperor. Colonialism has been added to CK3.

    • @rfxgamer3198
      @rfxgamer3198 3 месяца назад +2

      Literally me 😂 i really love this DLC and the implications of it

    • @Gloryholrr
      @Gloryholrr 3 месяца назад

      Or play elden king

  • @Giltrat
    @Giltrat 3 месяца назад +3

    5:53 it is official the haeistein addiction has driven koifish crazy lol

  • @redwulf1943
    @redwulf1943 3 месяца назад +1

    Love the elder scrolls music.

  • @idontfeellikegivingmynamet1298
    @idontfeellikegivingmynamet1298 3 месяца назад

    The jarl haestin meme is still MASSIVE

  • @panmonster1208
    @panmonster1208 3 месяца назад +1

    Reject land.EMBRACE Haesteinn.

  • @Gulitize
    @Gulitize 3 месяца назад

    That video is a masterwork.

  • @JudgeMagikarp
    @JudgeMagikarp 3 месяца назад

    And at the End
    SCANDINAFRICA is back! ❤

  • @padelleinsalamoia
    @padelleinsalamoia 3 месяца назад

    I was fully ready for Haesteinn to conquer Cagliari as his final accomplishment and am utterly disappointed 😂

  • @walnzell9328
    @walnzell9328 3 месяца назад

    Finally. Mount and Blade: Crusader Lord.

  • @79johnJ
    @79johnJ 3 месяца назад

    what did we learn from this episode ? if your wife dies, you adopt a dog...

  • @1992zorro
    @1992zorro 3 месяца назад

    The days for promotion content has started

  • @ManWittVan
    @ManWittVan 3 месяца назад

    Haesteinn giving those Sorcerers the Jujutsu Kaisen treatment.

  • @pivertironlungs7408
    @pivertironlungs7408 3 месяца назад

    Always a great video

  • @toruchZ
    @toruchZ 3 месяца назад +1

    Koifish lost the chance to say that the sorcerer was going to cast Haste on Haesteinn.....

  • @DeMoNiikSlaYer
    @DeMoNiikSlaYer 3 месяца назад

    I live to see koifish hitting those high notes

  • @baronDioxid
    @baronDioxid 3 месяца назад +1

    Koifish having Morrowind on his mind? Is that an Elder Kings video I smell? (Please?)

  • @steffent.6477
    @steffent.6477 3 месяца назад

    Can't wait to see all the new romantic adventure options^^

  • @caseycarroll476
    @caseycarroll476 3 месяца назад

    Huzzah! Huzzah! Glory to Haesteinn!

  • @MongoSumo
    @MongoSumo 3 месяца назад

    Hrani literally was his ride or die. Based

  • @gravey_official
    @gravey_official 3 месяца назад +1

    Just from this title, I thought this was a Simo video

  • @adastraperaspera2118
    @adastraperaspera2118 3 месяца назад

    Haesting gets bored ruling Brittany, proceeds to commit Aryan Invasion #2.

  • @homerodysseus4203
    @homerodysseus4203 3 месяца назад +1

    I appreciate the chivalry 2 music at the end 😂

  • @lebenben
    @lebenben 3 месяца назад

    Road to power include Wandering nobles (vagabond mode) ?

  • @Gryfflovesmemes
    @Gryfflovesmemes 3 месяца назад

    What an emotional journey.

  • @timothy_b03
    @timothy_b03 3 месяца назад +1

    RIP Magnus

  • @ejaybeck9414
    @ejaybeck9414 3 месяца назад +1

    So was I the only one that thought he was going to go back and conquer Montaigu

  • @crazyhercules9442
    @crazyhercules9442 3 месяца назад +1

    Of freakin course he did!💀

  • @Dubaopnrogfridhe
    @Dubaopnrogfridhe 3 месяца назад

    could this possibly be played in multiplayer? do you know?

  • @chemievideo
    @chemievideo 3 месяца назад

    LET'S GO AFRICA!!! But first Sonalia.... wait what? Haesting is drunk, same as koi.😅

  • @alfa2649
    @alfa2649 2 месяца назад

    I absolutely love this lad