*REJECT LAND, EMBRACE LANDLESS ADVENTURES* Check out ROADS TO POWER for Crusader Kings 3, Coming September 24th: play.crusaderkings.com/Koifish This Haesteinn adventure is sponsored by Paradox! Very cool! Make sure to check out the brand new DLC using my link above! :D
Haesting all the video: "But I would walk five hundred miles And I would walk five hundred more Just to be the man who walked a thousand miles to fall down at your door"
Imagine being a random siberian tribesman. Some random kingdom attacks your tribe and you're drafted. It looks like you will die. However, you hear rumors about you liege hiring a mercenary company. But it's too late for yourself you think. you ready your spear to fight for your life but then..... you hear a rumbling... and you see.... hundreds of camels rush onto the cold, siberian steppe, tearing the enemy's lines apart. And you survive to tell the tale.
Imagine being a Saharan trader fearing the great Viking Haesteinn, a menace to the north who your father told you would raid the homestead if you didn’t go to bed on time, and who cost him a limb battling in the Mediterranean when he was growing up. Imagine burying your father in the sea of dunes, and heading to the southern kingdom of gold for a routine trade caravan, to learn that Haesteinn, simply a legend in your mind, is now the head of the largest nation you trade with and almost a century old.
> Start landed > Make a great empire > Lose it over the span of 1-2 generations > Become an adventurer > build up your power > Reclaim the empire Ima do this in my North Sea Empire run
That animal in the picture looks a lot like the ROUS (Rodent of unusual size) from The Princess Bride. This would imply your camp is in the Fire Swamp.
2:29 A _shy_ Berserk.. Hrani while talking with a Girl: "H-H-Hi.. w-want to drink something? If i dont bother you?" Hrani on the Battlefield: *coverd in the blood of the enemys* "I OFFER YOU THEIR BLOOD ALMIGHTY ALLFATHER!"
"Haesteinn sees man teleport and thinks he cant afford a horse" that destroyed me :D especialy becouse we make fun of ppl with cabrios that they cant afford a roof :D awesome vid man :D
OH, it comes out tomorrow?! I've been not paying attention to CK3 at all just hoping it'll one day pop up that it came out. Very excited! this is what I always wanted from CK3.
I been watching road to powers videos all day and this has absolutely unequivocally undeniably nothing to do with kois video but..... I cant wait to do unlanded play in the game of thrones mod
*REJECT LAND, EMBRACE LANDLESS ADVENTURES*
Check out ROADS TO POWER for Crusader Kings 3, Coming September 24th: play.crusaderkings.com/Koifish
This Haesteinn adventure is sponsored by Paradox! Very cool! Make sure to check out the brand new DLC using my link above! :D
Thank you for getting me EVEN MORE EXCITED
HAESTINGS BOYS (boys) SAGA????
Hey if you dont mind i propose playing as unlanded pomeranian cannbial!
Don't worry brother, I will help you with your clickthrough rate.
oh no simo mercenary desease is spreading
*Reject land. Embrace WALKING.*
WE WALKING DA WHOLE WORLD WITH THIS ONE! 🗣🔥🔥
WE BECOMING ROLLO THE WALKER WITH THIS ONE
@@Giltrat👍🏻😂 duke of normandy
@@alexzenz760 Duke of Walking
xdd
Haesting all the video:
"But I would walk five hundred miles
And I would walk five hundred more
Just to be the man who walked a thousand miles to fall down at your door"
The King of Ghana is confused by this
Another day another haesteinn dub
Just Hæsteinn… Just Hæsteinn… Just Hæsteinn
Who could have seen that coming
Imagine being a random siberian tribesman.
Some random kingdom attacks your tribe and you're drafted.
It looks like you will die.
However, you hear rumors about you liege hiring a mercenary company.
But it's too late for yourself you think.
you ready your spear to fight for your life but then.....
you hear a rumbling...
and you see....
hundreds of camels rush onto the cold, siberian steppe, tearing the enemy's lines apart.
And you survive to tell the tale.
"-and they rode the ugliest horses I have ever seen!"
Camels have decent cold resistance, come to think of it.
Imagine being a Saharan trader fearing the great Viking Haesteinn, a menace to the north who your father told you would raid the homestead if you didn’t go to bed on time, and who cost him a limb battling in the Mediterranean when he was growing up. Imagine burying your father in the sea of dunes, and heading to the southern kingdom of gold for a routine trade caravan, to learn that Haesteinn, simply a legend in your mind, is now the head of the largest nation you trade with and almost a century old.
@@llamaboioflusatia Truly a Living Legend
Bro dragged poor Haesteinn back to the slums just to play as him 😭
It's very cool you can do that tho, so much potential for campaign ideas
This DLC plus the Bannerlord battles mod means we finally have a historical mount and blade
What is that Mod called again ?
@@solinvictus2045 Crusader Blade
pretty sure that hasn't been updated in years so i highly doubt it's still functional
I believe there is one similar that uses Total War Atilla for the battles?
Haestein really feels like the face and soul of CK3
The mod potential for landless play is insane.
I think Road to Power is based on a mod of the same name for CK2 that makes you start landless.
@@itriedtochangemynamebutitd5019 yeap, it's something the community has always been asking for
@@itriedtochangemynamebutitd5019name is close but not exactly the same. The ck2 mod was called Rise to Power.
I literally can’t wait till the AGOT mod updates to include landless gameplay, that’s gonna add so much fun shit 😂
@@DanielJackson98 the Agot and the elder scrolls one
Playing skyrim on CK3 will be fun
I have a unique challenge for you:
Play as Jarl Hastings shieldmaiden daughter as a landless adventurer
UP
> Start landed
> Make a great empire
> Lose it over the span of 1-2 generations
> Become an adventurer
> build up your power
> Reclaim the empire
Ima do this in my North Sea Empire run
Massive W from mixing in a few Morrowind songs and sfx.
Koifish and hasteinn. Name a more iconic duo.
a dou implies 2 people you just said one
Drugs and more drugs
SpongeBob SquarePants & Patrick Star
SpongeBob SquarePants and drugs.
After years of RUclips clickbait, the game actually has landless roamer playability.
This DLC will work wonderfully with the elder kings mod!
Koifish has absolutely lost it with these theatrics he's doing. Unhinged
That animal in the picture looks a lot like the ROUS (Rodent of unusual size) from The Princess Bride. This would imply your camp is in the Fire Swamp.
Haesteinn laughs at the fire swamp
Genuinely excited for this, the new scheme mechanics and the Byzantine updates. Good chapter for us boys
I can't believe Simo has been demoted from cousin to friend.
This and that bannerlord mod for ck3 would go crazy
This is the DLC I've been waiting for
Do I hear Morrowind music in the backround!??!
0:00 I haven’t watched a single solitary second of this video yet, but I already know that Koifish is playing as Haesteinn… 😂 0:30 I knew it! 😂😂😂
I hope we can see an adventure featuring Rodrigo Díaz de Vivar, El Cid Campeador eventually.
2:29 A _shy_ Berserk..
Hrani while talking with a Girl: "H-H-Hi.. w-want to drink something? If i dont bother you?"
Hrani on the Battlefield: *coverd in the blood of the enemys* "I OFFER YOU THEIR BLOOD ALMIGHTY ALLFATHER!"
"Haesteinn sees man teleport and thinks he cant afford a horse" that destroyed me :D especialy becouse we make fun of ppl with cabrios that they cant afford a roof :D awesome vid man :D
Now we just need a merchant gameplay and we won't need 'The guild' series anymore. I've always wanted to play as a merchant in CK3.
Can't wait for Simo's "I AM A MERCENARY IN THE 4TH CRUSADE" video
I think now with this DLC you can recreate the historical haestin koifish :D
a shame that you can't keep your special soldiers
You and Simo with competing mercenary companies when?
Simo vs Haesteinn?
Roads to power is so much fun. Literally feels like a new game
Finally!!! Been waiting for this.
Haesteinn is happy with you
OH, it comes out tomorrow?! I've been not paying attention to CK3 at all just hoping it'll one day pop up that it came out. Very excited! this is what I always wanted from CK3.
ALL THE SOONSORED VIDS ARE OUT NOW
I have to say it would horrifying to see an army size of 4k made up of nothing but knights and men at arms coming at you especially before year 900
That Morrowind music kicked in and I had flashbacks to the Cliff Racer Wars and a scrib taunting me as it slowly ate my paralyzed ankles.
Holy moly,this update looks so good!
Can't wait for Koifish to try a Steppe Mercenary.
The part with Haesteinn getting a taper fade almost took me out how long i was laughing
Haesteinn travels the world, collecting exotic soldiers like pokemon
Haestin the Merc.
Looks nice
They're eating the cats. They're eating the dogs.
Read the crowd man...
Read the crowd.
@@Christian-re4dl yeah, these guys are eating elephants
20:38 Moldova was like you gave me no description, funny trees, to whom? He did well though some avatar shit
What an amazing video and display of Roads To Power, please continue this save 🙏
Haesteen fighting around the world and slowly becoming russel crow
I thought I had left Morrowind open from last night.... took me an embarrassingly long time to figure it out.
Can't wait to play Rollo
I been watching road to powers videos all day and this has absolutely unequivocally undeniably nothing to do with kois video but.....
I cant wait to do unlanded play in the game of thrones mod
Love your content! The editing in the barbershop menu always gets me to Crack up 😂
I hope your next landless adventurer build/RP is a Learning focused one. I wonder how wandering scholars work for this system.
Gotta love that Warband OST in the background, makes me wanna do some time travel if you know what I mean
Cant wait to play the new DLC..
Yoooo I am going to play the band of the hawk
I laughed out loud a few times, appreciate it my mad lad.
Haesteen has seen error of land holdings and become a true comrade.
Is that morrowind battlemusic in the background
Man, you're much more fun than the guy CK3 yt channel collaborated with directly. I fell asleep listening to that guy explain this DLC.
Its such a cool new way to play CK3
OOPS! ITS ALL HAESTIN! xD hope your having fun koifish, im looking forward to this dlc :D
I cannot wait for this DLC, it seems so cool.
Hey Koifish would youu ever consider doing a full Bannerlord 2 campaign as a series on youtube? Like playing the main story from start to finish?
BEST DLC FOR CRUSADER KINGS 3 EVER LETS GOOOO
Camel riding Haestinn is the best version
Advantage of subscribing: got early to watch Koifish and Ottawa Welshman new CK3 vids! This is a great night!
"at least we got paid" x100
mercenary life B)
KOIFISH! You cannot escape my challenge! Haesteinn must take only the coasts! I await!!
its either you or simo who i expected to upload a vid on mercenaries. Regardless i love this style of content
This is the most koifish vidio there has ever been
I can't wait to start in Europe and adventure all the way to India and become emperor. Colonialism has been added to CK3.
Literally me 😂 i really love this DLC and the implications of it
Or play elden king
5:53 it is official the haeistein addiction has driven koifish crazy lol
Love the elder scrolls music.
The jarl haestin meme is still MASSIVE
Reject land.EMBRACE Haesteinn.
That video is a masterwork.
And at the End
SCANDINAFRICA is back! ❤
I was fully ready for Haesteinn to conquer Cagliari as his final accomplishment and am utterly disappointed 😂
Finally. Mount and Blade: Crusader Lord.
what did we learn from this episode ? if your wife dies, you adopt a dog...
The days for promotion content has started
Haesteinn giving those Sorcerers the Jujutsu Kaisen treatment.
Always a great video
Koifish lost the chance to say that the sorcerer was going to cast Haste on Haesteinn.....
I live to see koifish hitting those high notes
Koifish having Morrowind on his mind? Is that an Elder Kings video I smell? (Please?)
Can't wait to see all the new romantic adventure options^^
Huzzah! Huzzah! Glory to Haesteinn!
Hrani literally was his ride or die. Based
Just from this title, I thought this was a Simo video
Haesting gets bored ruling Brittany, proceeds to commit Aryan Invasion #2.
I appreciate the chivalry 2 music at the end 😂
Road to power include Wandering nobles (vagabond mode) ?
What an emotional journey.
RIP Magnus
So was I the only one that thought he was going to go back and conquer Montaigu
Of freakin course he did!💀
could this possibly be played in multiplayer? do you know?
LET'S GO AFRICA!!! But first Sonalia.... wait what? Haesting is drunk, same as koi.😅
I absolutely love this lad