Jordan Peterson’s Descent Into Sorrowful Madness Continues

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  • Опубликовано: 25 окт 2024

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  • @paultremain1624
    @paultremain1624 2 года назад +430

    When he wakes up "suddenly, from his slumbers" do you think he's wearing a nightshirt and matching cap, rushing down the winding staircase with a candle to see what the matter could be?

    • @luna-p
      @luna-p 2 года назад +49

      Indubitably

    • @humblecharlie4383
      @humblecharlie4383 2 года назад +39

      as i pondered weak and weary over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore...

    • @jamestcatcato7132
      @jamestcatcato7132 2 года назад +10

      Ebenezer S.

    • @jamestcatcato7132
      @jamestcatcato7132 2 года назад +14

      @@humblecharlie4383 "quoth the Raven, Ruddigore!"

    • @gibbsm
      @gibbsm 2 года назад +6

      damn, nightshirts, blast from the past, been a minute, might have to look into wearing those again.

  • @diallo1347
    @diallo1347 2 года назад +55

    Hey JP. If you ever have trouble sleeping again, just listen to a recording of yourself trying to get to the point. Works wonders for me.

  • @robertstanford1778
    @robertstanford1778 2 года назад +200

    He needs to start wearing a monocle to be the cherry on top of his image as an intellectual. Note I said his image, not his reality.

    • @hankgutter8669
      @hankgutter8669 2 года назад +2

      good call

    • @russellward4624
      @russellward4624 2 года назад +3

      And putting his pinky to his mouth like Dr Evil.

    • @neil2444
      @neil2444 2 года назад +6

      In his pseudo-intellectual speech he makes in response to being temporarily suspended, he uses the term "postcoital regrets.." Look up what postcoital means.. It doesn't have a secondary less colloquial meaning. It literally means "post-sex". He does this kind of thing all the time. What we're watching is a man slowly become demented, and even sadder, his followers cheer him on because they're just as ignorant.

    • @amphymixis
      @amphymixis 2 года назад +2

      And an antique globe he stands over and peers into evilly every now and then.

    • @paulallen3753
      @paulallen3753 2 года назад +3

      don't forget a tweed waistcoat with a briar wood tobacco pipe

  • @CaliIzActive
    @CaliIzActive 2 года назад +136

    twitter should ban/unban him every month so we keep getting these funny existential crisis videos

    • @hhiippiittyy
      @hhiippiittyy 2 года назад +25

      In his head, Peterson is a protagonist in a novel written by both Kafka and Ayn Rand.

    • @redlightmax
      @redlightmax 2 года назад +7

      One of the best ideas I've heard in 2022.👍

    • @BroJ3221
      @BroJ3221 2 года назад

      Democrat looking to ban someone’s speech. Let me put on my surprised face 😐

    • @hhiippiittyy
      @hhiippiittyy 2 года назад +4

      @@BroJ3221
      Skippy here not getting it.

    • @BroJ3221
      @BroJ3221 2 года назад

      @@hhiippiittyy all your comments are on Peterson videos going after him bud. Keep fighting the good fight. You’re “making a difference”. Or you’re just weirdly obsessed 🤷🏼‍♂️ even I think Peterson is a slight loon but people like yourself are not any different

  • @livelongandtroll9108
    @livelongandtroll9108 2 года назад +396

    *Message to Jordan B. Peterson, King of the loser lobsters:*
    Remember when pride was a sin?
    'cause I keep noticing you sending these self-important messages all the time. In recent weeks you've taught CEOs how to CEO, Churches how to Church, Muslims how to Muslim, Twitter how to Twitter just to name a few.
    Kind of going high on your farrts huh, brother? Must be all the meat you keep ingesting...

    • @OwlsEyelash
      @OwlsEyelash 2 года назад +18

      😂Funny and well said!

    • @milesfurther4395
      @milesfurther4395 2 года назад +9

      So true you should post this to him

    • @boomer4629
      @boomer4629 2 года назад +21

      Bro you got to the point way too quickly.. Needed at least 3 more paragraphs of preamble. Not a realistic parody, sorry not sorry.

    • @subg8858
      @subg8858 2 года назад

      The only people teaching twitter how to twitter is the fbi

    • @eh2254
      @eh2254 2 года назад

      @@boomer4629 … and he should flit his fingers about while he does it.

  • @philipvipond2669
    @philipvipond2669 2 года назад +46

    "Riddle me this, Tweetman: what does LMFAO even mean? It's entirely unclear, because nothing is clear."
    -a felt frog puppet

  • @Donttalktomeifyoureabot
    @Donttalktomeifyoureabot 2 года назад +95

    Jordan "Old Man Yells at Social Media Platform" Peterson

    • @slaterslater5944
      @slaterslater5944 2 года назад +3

      "Old man yells at the cloud"

    • @johngaran6379
      @johngaran6379 2 года назад +6

      "Am I out of touch? ... No, it's society that is wrong." - Jordan

    • @TDashem
      @TDashem 2 года назад

      “No really, everyone listen, the planets are all revolving around the sun, not the earth.” - Galileo Galilei

    • @FelipeSalesGuitar
      @FelipeSalesGuitar 2 года назад +1

      @@TDashem except galileo had actual scientific and observable evidence backing his claims

    • @TDashem
      @TDashem 2 года назад

      @@FelipeSalesGuitar There is actual observable and scientific evidence to define males and females. Sad part is, it's not like Peterson discovered this and is trying to convince ppl. Instead some ppl just made up a fantasy and ran with it, even against observable scientific evidence.

  • @silverjaw138
    @silverjaw138 2 года назад +30

    Peterson isn’t just King incel, he’s become the ultimate Karen as well.
    He goes to a private company and purposely does things against that companies rules and become incensed when that company kicks him out.
    What
    A
    Jerkoff

  • @crawdad
    @crawdad 2 года назад +330

    Him addressing the CEO directly is a super Karen move. If this was in person he would be saying to anyone trying to talk to him “I am speaking to the CEO, not you!”
    What a baby.

    • @white_isnt_a_race2338
      @white_isnt_a_race2338 2 года назад +37

      LeT mE sPeAk To ThE mAnAgEr!!

    • @anmolt3840051
      @anmolt3840051 2 года назад +36

      Unfortunately for JBP, the CEO of Twitter has better things to do than listen to a recovering benzo addict ramble on for 26 minutes

    • @michaelwardle7633
      @michaelwardle7633 2 года назад +11

      After this video, he directed another towards Mr. T.G.I. Friday.

    • @xbabu142x
      @xbabu142x 2 года назад +11

      What I do not understand is how Mr. Big Business Peterson does not realize his needs fall no where near any importance on the fiduciary responsibilities of Twitter under capitalism.

    • @gibbsm
      @gibbsm 2 года назад

      he's a "Clown Baby", not a baby clown, a Clown Ba...

  • @MelkorPT
    @MelkorPT 2 года назад +52

    Deplatforming WORKS. All that stuff about "oh if we ban them it only makes them the forbidden fruit" is bollocks, who cares about Milo nowadays? Everyone who is deplatformed are quickly forgotten, there is no shortage of assholes online for their audience to latch on to.

    • @zer0nix
      @zer0nix 2 года назад

      The argument has always been that if they stay hidden in their dark corners, you won't be prepared when they choose to strike. I was just reading a thread on Reddit where I learned for the first time that many of Grossman's claims from killology are total bs. If the content were simply deleted for misinformation, or worse for being harmful, I would be among those wondering why we are censoring this military veteran. Instead, now I know which of his claims are bs and why.
      Banning helps liars hide and perfect their delivery.

    • @MelkorPT
      @MelkorPT 2 года назад

      @@zer0nix _«if they stay hidden in their dark corners, you won't be prepared when they choose to strike»_
      There's nothing preventing people from registering accounts in their watering holes and keeping tabs on them, I've been doing that since 1997. They weren't nearly as big a problem as they are now exactly because they hadn't places like youtube and twitter were they could amass huge followings, they were scattered in much smaller message boards, with hundreds or a couple thousand people at most. Giving them platforms were they can gather millions of followers is going to end in tears in the not so distant future.

    • @RobertMJohnson
      @RobertMJohnson 2 года назад +1

      ok, Adolf.

    • @unreasonablyagreeable1081
      @unreasonablyagreeable1081 2 года назад +8

      @@RobertMJohnson stay maidenless.

    • @soulknife20
      @soulknife20 2 года назад +9

      @@RobertMJohnson Yup. Because deplatforming is exactly the same as invading Poland

  • @rodneyhobbs6507
    @rodneyhobbs6507 2 года назад +47

    Who the fuck gave grandpa a thesaurus. Now we have to listen to him pontificate while using the word pontificate.....

    • @vinsanity40k
      @vinsanity40k 2 года назад +1

      i'm impressed that he doesn't look like he's reading from a teleprompter. he just spewed it all directly from memory.

    • @markobrien3859
      @markobrien3859 2 дня назад

      @@vinsanity40k I don't think memory is involved. In fact Peterson regularly contradicts himself so it's entirely possible his memory doesn't work well at all.

  • @michelethomas324
    @michelethomas324 2 года назад +15

    If “saying 100 words when 3 will do“ was a person! 🙄😒

  • @semioticapocalypse9774
    @semioticapocalypse9774 2 года назад +535

    His measured, authoritative tone and cadence is infuriating. He's like a nuclear pile of white male privilege and I suspect if you turn the light out he'll glow in the dark. I'm almost positive he's been practicing that smug voice since he was a junior in high school just so all the kids that picked on him would feel bad when they grew up and realized just how superior he really was all along.

    • @itsROMPERS...
      @itsROMPERS... 2 года назад +55

      Not to mention practicing "serious" faces in the mirror.

    • @nsbd90now
      @nsbd90now 2 года назад +44

      That's the Personality Disorder coming through.

    • @olivervision
      @olivervision 2 года назад +40

      "Blaming others for your problems is a complete waste of time. When you do that, you don’t learn anything! You can’t grow and you can’t mature."
      Jordan Peterson

    • @clubpenguin13531
      @clubpenguin13531 2 года назад +51

      @@olivervision ikr what a hypocrite he is

    • @georgebailey9238
      @georgebailey9238 2 года назад +30

      He absolutely practiced that voice in the mirror after the latest humiliation, whether it was being stuck in the locker once again, dumped into a trash can or swirlied in the toilet. Shaking with rage and dripping with unspeakable liquid, he vowed that one day, ONE DAY...

  • @mtnman1984
    @mtnman1984 2 года назад +300

    I hope these episodes never stop coming. The way he absolutely has an out of body experience each time he gets a TOS spanking is the pinnacle of entertainment. He thinks he's standing for something when he's just looking like a spoiled child. This is a psychosis. His brain is complete mush.

    • @1ksweatyrikers455
      @1ksweatyrikers455 2 года назад +24

      he also looks like he's been drinking a lot

    • @pansepot1490
      @pansepot1490 2 года назад

      Don’t worry, they won’t stop. The more he can show that the persecution he suffers at the hands of the authoritarian woke left is real, the more his revenue stream will steady and grow. He said openly to Joe Rogan that he “found a way to monetize woke”.
      Some psychosis? Probably. Brain complete mush? Hell no. That’s a very well calculated playing the victim in order to prove his narrative and milk his supporters. Religious groups do the same all the time. Remember the “war on Christmas”?

    • @zoobrizz
      @zoobrizz 2 года назад

      Simple minds, have simple thoughts.🤡☝️

    • @mtnman1984
      @mtnman1984 2 года назад +11

      @@1ksweatyrikers455 nah, he neglected to use sunscreen on his trip. He's becoming a crab.

    • @_emory
      @_emory 2 года назад +2

      I can’t get enough of it

  • @aldodrossi5303
    @aldodrossi5303 2 года назад +63

    His obsession with Elliot Page ranks right up here with Ben Shapiro's obsession with WAP insofar it is indicative of some serious sexual disfunction pathology...jus sayin...

    • @the_regular_dinosaurus_rex
      @the_regular_dinosaurus_rex 2 года назад

      been getting this vibe for some time from jp... hes clearly butthurt that Elliott robbed him if his masturbation fantasy

    • @gracie1312
      @gracie1312 2 года назад +6

      More like Shapiros obsession with AOC

    • @ms.aelanwyr.ilaicos
      @ms.aelanwyr.ilaicos 2 года назад

      @@gracie1312 It must be so hard for Ben to think a brown person is attractive... 🧠s and 🙏rs

    • @jeffredfern3744
      @jeffredfern3744 2 года назад +2

      @@gracie1312 specifically her feet.

  • @hamie63_m
    @hamie63_m 2 года назад +115

    "Sorrowful Madness" perfectly sums up Peterson's existence right now lol

    • @zoobrizz
      @zoobrizz 2 года назад

      You voted for Biden 🤡☝️

    • @DoberDudeProductions
      @DoberDudeProductions 2 года назад

      @@zoobrizz you have Biden Derangement Syndrome, bud.

    • @p.chuckmoralesesquire3965
      @p.chuckmoralesesquire3965 2 года назад

      the dude woke up at 2am and his mind was raging about twitter now that is adorably thin skinned, what a tool

    • @cool_sword
      @cool_sword 2 года назад +5

      It sounds like something he'd say himself lol. "I drank some apple cider and immediately felt myself begin to descend into sorrowful madness."

    • @hamie63_m
      @hamie63_m 2 года назад +3

      @@zoobrizz yes 🐴🎩

  • @Maya_Ruinz
    @Maya_Ruinz 2 года назад +52

    "I woke up suddenly from my slumbers" ....what the hell is with this guy, who talks like this? Can we seriously stop giving this guy attention he is a complete nut and needs to fade out.

    • @bcozillion5755
      @bcozillion5755 2 года назад

      I know right haha he's so up his own arse it truly is pathetic

    • @luna-p
      @luna-p 2 года назад +13

      Mocking him into obscurity works for me too

    • @BobPagani
      @BobPagani 2 года назад +1

      He speaks in a way he knows makes dimwits think he's intelligent.

    • @TDashem
      @TDashem 2 года назад

      I know. It’s so crazy how he thinks biology is like.. a thing.

    • @BobPagani
      @BobPagani 2 года назад +1

      @@TDashem That's your "defense" of him? Wow.

  • @riffler24
    @riffler24 2 года назад +175

    I honestly don't know how anyone could respect this man or take him seriously after his total meltdown as a result of being banned from Twitter. Like, I get how some easily-swayed or impressionable people might have thought him smart or interesting or whatever from his books or lectures (even though he was just wrong), but how can you look up to a guy who has now made multiple videos complaining about a twitter suspension? It's pathetic.

    • @TheScotsalan
      @TheScotsalan 2 года назад +17

      Just by chance, I was browsing 3 arrows YT channel yesterday, and I came across a reaction vid to a JP lecture on Nazi germany. His entire commentary on germany was wrong. 😳

    • @vndctv
      @vndctv 2 года назад

      It's easy to know actually, i went to the video in question and looked at the comments. You will find your answer there.

    • @pansepot1490
      @pansepot1490 2 года назад

      People who have come to consider him as an intellectual behemoth don’t see this as pathetic. They see it as a confirmation that he’s a martyr being persecuted by the authoritarian woke left. The suspension feeds into and validates his narrative.

    • @yelnatsch517
      @yelnatsch517 2 года назад

      @@TheScotsalan what was wrong about it? I haven't watched it yet.

    • @nunyabusiness9056
      @nunyabusiness9056 2 года назад

      That's pretty simple. most of his followers are unhappy children who probably can't tell the difference between meaningless word salad and academic language but definitely do understand the constant male victimhood and misogyny he spews. Every 13 year old who can't get a date is probably comforted by jordan peterson basically being "You're right, they're the problem, they're sluts, they only like terrible men." etc etc.

  • @olivervision
    @olivervision 2 года назад +110

    "Blaming others for your problems is a complete waste of time. When you do that, you don’t learn anything! You can’t grow and you can’t mature."
    Jordan Peterson

    • @Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez
      @Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez 2 года назад +1

      Please tell me this is a joke from your part, Oliver 😂

    • @olivervision
      @olivervision 2 года назад +6

      @@Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez It's from one of his PragerU videos..

    • @Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez
      @Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez 2 года назад +2

      @@olivervision i know where it comes from. But you trying to apply it here just shows how little you understand about a looooot of things related to twitter and the teachings of Dr Peterson😂

    • @gagaplex
      @gagaplex 2 года назад

      @@Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez The "teachings", geez, make him sound even more like an incel preacher please.

    • @olivervision
      @olivervision 2 года назад +11

      @@Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez replied: " i know where it comes from. But you trying to apply it here just shows how little you understand about a looooot of things related to twitter and the teachings of Dr Peterson"
      Appreciate the reply and I have no problem admitting that what little I may think I know about Twitter, and it ain't much, it's still more than I actually know about Jordan Peterson, hence why Im only using his words to try and make sense of what he's saying and doing...
      The Peterson quote I posted, which Im glad you at least find some validity in, understanding where it comes from in this instance and considering what he's saying in his recent videos, the double standard I believe you're implying clearly and openly exists in what he does or how he acts as opposed to what he says.
      Thanks again, cheers.

  • @bradenkerr9062
    @bradenkerr9062 2 года назад +16

    15:25 “you allow them to promulgate the derisive, contemptuous LOL, LMFAO, bro, bruh, dude comments”. This man is beyond parody

    • @FelisImpurrator
      @FelisImpurrator 2 года назад

      Cursed Broist-Dudeist-Lmaoist woke leftists!

    • @i.ehrenfest349
      @i.ehrenfest349 2 года назад

      And he pronounced derisive wrong

  • @draconariusking8328
    @draconariusking8328 2 года назад +72

    Why does JP manage to look terribly ill but in different ways every time I see him

    • @mickeyblueyes
      @mickeyblueyes 2 года назад +17

      how is he so red

    • @luna-p
      @luna-p 2 года назад +2

      Hahaha right?

    • @soulknife20
      @soulknife20 2 года назад +34

      @@mickeyblueyes He's slowly turning into a lobster

    • @presentfuture7563
      @presentfuture7563 2 года назад +15

      He looks to me to be high on something. Again.

    • @sprig5173
      @sprig5173 2 года назад +14

      He's gone from cadaver grey to sunburst red.

  • @aheroictaxidriver3180
    @aheroictaxidriver3180 2 года назад +31

    He lacks the self-awareness to understand that he's no different from an overly drunken person who was thrown out of a taxi. How delusional does a person have to be to believe that attacking queer people gives one the moral high ground. Talk about a rabbit hole! He and Tucker Carlson.

    • @vinsanity40k
      @vinsanity40k 2 года назад +3

      he became famous because he was vocally opposed to canada's proposed law about calling people by their desired pronouns. he is apparently still consistent on that position. everybody should've seen this coming.

    • @aheroictaxidriver3180
      @aheroictaxidriver3180 2 года назад +1

      @@vinsanity40k Free speech when it comes to addressing people in terms they object to. One of history's greatest heroes!

    • @PAS2010D
      @PAS2010D 2 года назад

      Literally not what he said. He said he would call people whatever they wanted to be called. He objected to government coercion to do it. Which anyone who isn't a complete idiot should agree with.

    • @theQuestion626
      @theQuestion626 Год назад

      @@PAS2010D OK I’m gonna have to set the record straight for you because at this point in time you should’ve recognized that not only did he totally misrepresent what that law was about, he totally MADE UP imaginary consequences. Seriously only a complete idiot would believe what he had to say about the law.
      I’ll give you the short version: The law clearly states that you cannot fire or deny service to a person of a transgendered identity simply based on their transgender identity. That’s it. No government coercion. No nothing. It’s basically the same if you were to reject service or fire someone simply for being a different ethnicity.

    • @theQuestion626
      @theQuestion626 Год назад +1

      @@vinsanity40k what I thought was the most insane point was that all you need to do is just read the law to show how he is completely off the mark about the law and legal repercussions for violation of the law. Literally nothing of what he said is in that law. Nothing at all. But people believed every word he said because they have these masturbatory fantasies about standing up to the “gub’mint”.

  • @wrinklefighter
    @wrinklefighter 2 года назад +89

    Keep holding your breath and stamping your feet, Jordan.

    • @DavidRichardson153
      @DavidRichardson153 2 года назад

      Don't forget to also pump your fists and sh^t your pants, Jordan.

    • @ChristianThePagan
      @ChristianThePagan 2 года назад +1

      Just so long as he doesn’t start shrieking. His high pitched whiny beta-male voice is a real nerve saw.

    • @zoobrizz
      @zoobrizz 2 года назад

      Simple minds have simple thoughts 🤡👍

    • @soulknife20
      @soulknife20 2 года назад +2

      @@zoobrizz Who are you and why are you here?

    • @plsrematch4071
      @plsrematch4071 2 года назад +1

      With how red his face is I’d say he needs to take a deep breath ASAP!

  • @chrisester2910
    @chrisester2910 2 года назад +75

    He reminds me of a patient I dealt with when I worked in a psych hospital who would try to control a conversation by making these delusion filled speeches about how unfair his involuntary hospital stay was.

    • @stylis666
      @stylis666 2 года назад

      Jordy is a revered psychologist and the head of Stonehearst Asylum, I'll have you know.
      I couldn't resist! XD Stoneheart Asylum is a lovely movie with great story telling :D I definitely recommend it :D
      Jordo isn't the head of anything but his dick. He quit his job because he disagrees with reality and he needed someone to blame - typical conservative stuff.

    • @vinsanity40k
      @vinsanity40k 2 года назад +6

      when it comes to psychologist dr. jordan peterson, the phrase "physician, heal thyself" comes to mind

    • @nektariosorfanoudakis2270
      @nektariosorfanoudakis2270 2 года назад +4

      Well, as someone that *was* unfairly locked in a psych ward for political reasons, being an anti-fascist in my personal beliefs and being bullied by Nazis in an American University (the little Joseph Mengele of a psychiatrist tried to convince me I was chronically psychotic and that I invented the personalities that abused me in my head and that my lived experiences were fake, my parents had to show him my MSc in Math to release me) your comment is extremely creepy and unwarranted. I absolutely despise people that are "just doing their job" in such "facilities" that thrive in human suffering based in pseudoscience, like modern "Psychiatry". Seriously, a 10 second Google Search would make these "doctors" see that my abusers were actual people.

    • @scottb32a
      @scottb32a 2 года назад

      Lol !

    • @gspendlove
      @gspendlove Год назад

      @@nektariosorfanoudakis2270 You were unfairly locked up in a looney bin, so was I! Don't you just hate how the straitjacket straps chafe your armpits? Seriously though, underrated comment. 🤣

  • @LG-mj5ns
    @LG-mj5ns 2 года назад +249

    He is such a farcical man, how anyone takes him seriously is still so weird to me.

    • @peteo3436
      @peteo3436 2 года назад +33

      My sister thinks he is amazing. I struggle with not laughing at her and treating her with scorn at the same time.

    • @boat1280
      @boat1280 2 года назад +54

      I love all these right wingers like Peterson and Shapiro who obsessively rant about masculinity in the classic sense, all while being weird oversensitive children who cry about people disagreeing with them

    • @peteo3436
      @peteo3436 2 года назад

      @John Smith its madness. She is turning into a reactionary, men's rights activist.

    • @seaoftranquility7228
      @seaoftranquility7228 2 года назад +33

      Farcical is a good word. Pompous, insufferable, wankstain, these are also words that spring to mind.

    • @olivervision
      @olivervision 2 года назад +7

      "Blaming others for your problems is a complete waste of time. When you do that, you don’t learn anything! You can’t grow and you can’t mature."
      Jordan Peterson

  • @LloydWaldo
    @LloydWaldo 2 года назад +59

    So the beginning is absolutely insane and amazing. He starts by saying: “I wrote this while I was sleep deprived and jet lagged (and probably drug addled).”

    • @p.chuckmoralesesquire3965
      @p.chuckmoralesesquire3965 2 года назад

      Message to the Apple CEO, the default background on my iPhone is not as colorful as the previous generation. It is offensive and I'm a serious intellectual. And I'm coming for you and your demonic liberal family. LOL jordy sucks.

    • @p.chuckmoralesesquire3965
      @p.chuckmoralesesquire3965 2 года назад +9

      And yeah 100% dude is pilled out and not being honest about it. And that's sad.

    • @ghostofcheech5859
      @ghostofcheech5859 2 года назад +2

      @@p.chuckmoralesesquire3965 Junkies gonna junkie.

    • @tomstamford6837
      @tomstamford6837 2 года назад +6

      Why would anyone say that?
      "I wrote this while I was wiping my ass after taking a massive crap and noticed there were carrots on the paper, I thought to myself, how can there be carrots when I haven't eaten carrots for some time..."
      A message to Jordan Peterson... 🤪

    • @digbycrankshaft7572
      @digbycrankshaft7572 Год назад +1

      His introduction is like the preamble to a Sherlock Holmes story with its late Victorian verbiage.

  • @wilcee238
    @wilcee238 2 года назад +80

    I don’t get all of the hate for Elliot Page. The worst thing he’s ever done was agree to be in X-Men 3.

    • @TheScotsalan
      @TheScotsalan 2 года назад +21

      Yup, the elliot page stuff is strange. I would like someone to ask JP if he is circumcised. Or does he have circumcised male kids. And should the doc who done it be jailed. 😂

    • @Argumemnon
      @Argumemnon 2 года назад +1

      @@TheScotsalan "It was a perfectly functional foreskin!"

    • @ms.aelanwyr.ilaicos
      @ms.aelanwyr.ilaicos 2 года назад +7

      Brutal.
      But hey, I'd say he more than redeemed himself with Days of Future Past

    • @FelisImpurrator
      @FelisImpurrator 2 года назад +11

      It's because he's just as hot as a man, and JP is very confused and down bad.

    • @soulknife20
      @soulknife20 2 года назад +2

      I would say the worst thing he's done is Beyond Two Souls. That game was terrible

  • @nates9029
    @nates9029 2 года назад +12

    My message for Jordan Peterson: Please seek professional help for your MANY issues.

  • @JH-yj7kk
    @JH-yj7kk 2 года назад +77

    Surprised he didn't call it "The Twitter".

    • @p.chuckmoralesesquire3965
      @p.chuckmoralesesquire3965 2 года назад +2

      jordy's speech has that same karen energy as this one lady I worked with, they brought us all into the conference room at work to announce they got funding for this multi-million dollar renovation of a building to bring in more customers and she took it as an opportunity to make the entire event about how she hates her manager who sits on his butt while she does all of the work LOL which I am totally with her but also, wrong place wrong time. zero class, zero decorum

    • @TDashem
      @TDashem 2 года назад

      He should have called it “The $hitter.”

  • @n.h.moreno
    @n.h.moreno 2 года назад +3

    I awoke from my mimis and had an idea that 'Leftis bad' and had a hard OWN that I wanted to post.
    Then you CUT ME OFF.
    ME. You CUT ME off???
    I am Dr. Peterson! Venerated ally to the unborn! Champion of the persecuted! Savior of the bewildered and guide to the dishveled and oppressed white minority!
    You CUT ME off, Mr. Agrawal!
    My milieu shall henceforth set in permanent opposition and entrenched further with their fortified ensconcements even more since this injustice has been visited upon my world-weary heart!
    No axiomatic, yet comatose-inducing substrate of chemical relief can ever be substantial and misanthropically dissipating enough to blight out the digital malice that you've executed upon me vicariously through your rage-inducing Ones and Zeros!
    May Lord God have mercy upon you and your ilk that you may never suffer such a malady.
    The rueful and baleful,
    Dr. JB Peterson

  • @itsROMPERS...
    @itsROMPERS... 2 года назад +158

    The most amazing thing is how he's always so convinced that what he's saying is important, and that people CARE.

    • @dragonmybaggage
      @dragonmybaggage 2 года назад +7

      They don’t. 😂

    • @ComradeCatpurrnicus
      @ComradeCatpurrnicus 2 года назад +23

      He really does think his incoherent rambling is profound, it's disturbing how many people just nod along to it and think this quack has anything meaningful to say.

    • @YukonBloamie
      @YukonBloamie 2 года назад +14

      it's more that he never really makes a point and is vague so he can argue both sides at any time. He's a Sophist and Socrates would've hated him 😂

    • @atticstattic
      @atticstattic 2 года назад +9

      The more amazing thing is the people who buy it.

    • @laskillen
      @laskillen 2 года назад +9

      @@atticstattic Absolutely, he's beyond parody at this point. The cynicism and contempt he has for anyone that would take him seriously are off the charts. It's astonishing.

  • @michaeltudyk8660
    @michaeltudyk8660 2 года назад +4

    I have become addicted to people making fun of Jordan Peterson

    • @michaeltudyk8660
      @michaeltudyk8660 2 года назад

      It for sure makes me watch a channel I would never watch otherwise.

  • @WhiffenC
    @WhiffenC 2 года назад +75

    The bottle opener and magnifying glass is a metaphor for his recent apple cider addiction and how he is now looking deeply into himself.
    The sangrio, positioned in the foreground, communicates that he has since replaced the cider with a refreshing, 0 calorie substitute.
    The leather shoulder pads are protective, as his shoulders had begun chafing from the amount of times his peers, concerned with his sanity, were trying to comfort him.

    • @OwlsEyelash
      @OwlsEyelash 2 года назад +9

      Excellent points!

    • @scrubjay93
      @scrubjay93 2 года назад +9

      oh god, those shoulder pads--sort of a throwback to English grouse-shooting parties maybe? 😂 He is addicted to Twitter, sad day for him 🤣🤣

    • @lsmmoore1
      @lsmmoore1 2 года назад +6

      And his claimed trip to Greece is a metaphor of how he is so deeply tied into the grand intellectual traditions of the past (seriously, the choice of Greece for the conference he attends is a little on the nose - I'm betting there are plenty of important psychological developments not in Greece, and they're probably more important - heck, given that the Native Americans had some pretty advanced psychological scholarship way before Freud was even a twinkle in his mom's eye, it would not be shocking to see some very important psychological developments emerge right here, or in Australia where the Maori are and - oh wait, I think there are some pretty important developments in that area going on among the Maori right now, namely in how they are looking at how autism fits into society, and I'd say that's pretty important).

    • @seahorsemafia
      @seahorsemafia 2 года назад

      aaaaa! chaos!

    • @ms.aelanwyr.ilaicos
      @ms.aelanwyr.ilaicos 2 года назад +15

      Shoulder pads should be banned in the workplace. What is the purpose of feigning broad shoulders? Sex appeal. Testosterone causes the broadening of the shoulders. Shoulder pads are an attempt to simulate that and an effort to fool women into thinking the wearer is more fit and virile than he really is. It's distracting and unprofessional.

  • @RobJT
    @RobJT 2 года назад +57

    Amazing that the same person who wants to tell everyone how to get their life in shape, also gets “frustrated and angry” reading Twitter 😂

    • @justinaacuriouswanderer1496
      @justinaacuriouswanderer1496 Год назад +1

      removing fat from your chest doesn't decrease the amount of milk glands you have. It just makes you similar to all other 5000 mammals that can perfectly breastfeed with no fat (PLEASE read about how fat cells in breasts actually impede the genes that initiate lactogenesis according to the international consortium of milk genomics.) according to business insider, breast fat reduction decreased breast cancer rates by a staggering 95%. which means breast fat itself was the culprit for cancer. wanna know the origin of breast fat or PERMANENT breasts? It's a mutation that occurred only to human female mammals based on sexual selection (NOT natural selection). It represents misplaced buttocks which ancient male hominids selected to the point that women now have permanent breasts, instead of just having them while pregnant. The leptin hormone in the fat of breasts cause longer colds bc they weaken a woman's immune system. The larger, the worse for a woman. But for Peterson, the bigger, the better for HIM. It's all about him.
      Btw, hypocrite Jordan, if you think it's "bad" for a woman not to have misplaced buttocks on her chests that you find appealing, why didn't you consider the crimes of the beauty industry and breast augmentation that cause ALCL cancer, near impossibility of detecting breast cancer OR breastfeeding, and a hard time concentrating? Or fat redistribution into breasts so that women give empty-minded men boners? or the fact that the beauty industry has monetized beauty since the early 1900's by instilling self-doubt and self-hatred in women through ads? Wtf? It bothers him that women don't go mutilating their chests with silicon for men or bc of self-hatred, but for an identity separate from men entirely.
      You don't care about women. You care about your control grip sliding.

    • @RobJT
      @RobJT Год назад +2

      @@justinaacuriouswanderer1496 I don’t know what the hell you’re on about nor how it applies to anything I’ve ever said or thought. This has got to be some weird bot comment yeah? No rational human has ever typed something like that.

    • @getme2morenow565
      @getme2morenow565 Год назад

      @@RobJT
      What exactly in that comment do you find irrational? Could you be a bit more specific?

  • @gSWG3R
    @gSWG3R 2 года назад +106

    I have a feeling that The Daily Wire is behind these ridiculous videos of his. This is an extremely effective way to rope non-listeners into subscribing... JP is everywhere at the moment. Either that, or he is just that pathetic that he can't stop crying over culture war nonsense. I can't decide what's most true.

    • @white_isnt_a_race2338
      @white_isnt_a_race2338 2 года назад +8

      Both.

    • @Time_Is_Left
      @Time_Is_Left 2 года назад +17

      @@white_isnt_a_race2338 yup. You know what they say, monetize your passion. In Petersons case, that’s being pathetic

    • @olivervision
      @olivervision 2 года назад +17

      "Blaming others for your problems is a complete waste of time. When you do that, you don’t learn anything! You can’t grow and you can’t mature."
      Jordan Peterson

    • @ottz2506
      @ottz2506 2 года назад +2

      I think he started a series with them recently.

    • @BambiTrout
      @BambiTrout 2 года назад +10

      @@olivervision I love the idea of quoting his own bullshit back at him to show he's failing at following his own rules

  • @benkeller6027
    @benkeller6027 2 года назад +29

    He's also on an advert on RUclips talking about keeping the status quo from the 80's. He's upset that things are changing socially.
    How can anyone take him seriously. Much of what he says is just superfluous words wrapped around a stupid message he is trying to portray. Also his need to incorporate his religion into everything is just ridiculous.

    • @Disaletteritis
      @Disaletteritis 2 года назад

      You must love Muslims then...

    • @benkeller6027
      @benkeller6027 2 года назад +1

      @@Disaletteritis what does that mean?

    • @Disaletteritis
      @Disaletteritis 2 года назад

      @@benkeller6027 who needs to wrap their religion in everything?

    • @AnastaciaInCleveland
      @AnastaciaInCleveland 2 года назад +1

      @Dee - Christians do that all the time. They even want to turn our country into a Christian theocracy. ~ Anastacia in Cleveland

    • @benkeller6027
      @benkeller6027 2 года назад

      @@Disaletteritis apparently the Evangelical and religious right wing nuts. Who pushed for Roe vs Wade to be overturned? That would be the religious people pushing there beliefs and ideology upon the rest of the citizenry. Trump installing questionable Judges ended up with those Judges forcing there beliefs upon all.
      So again, why mention Islam? What have they asked for apart from the ability to practise there religion without incident, same as anyone else wanting to practise there religion.
      I am an atheist. I was baptised, did my communion and took on a Saints name but I eventually understood what religion actually is and the hypocrisy behind it, the blatant lies and fallacies regarding everything to do with religion.

  • @patrickkilduff5272
    @patrickkilduff5272 2 года назад +24

    These clowns just make a living by getting 'cancelled' and then whining about it on every platform available...thus demonstrating that being 'cancelled' really means nothing...

    • @lilscampa438
      @lilscampa438 2 года назад +4

      @@TheMegaelectronic What important issues is he bringing up. Also they haven't been canceled they can use other platforms like uhh Truth Social 😂 oh wait they don't seem like using that one too much.

    • @BobPagani
      @BobPagani 2 года назад +3

      @@TheMegaelectronic Um, Alex Jones and Andrew Tate have disappeared? I see them every time I go on line, especially here on YT.

    • @StinkyWizleteets
      @StinkyWizleteets 2 года назад

      @@TheMegaelectronic I agree you did have the dumbest take. Which begs the question if you knew you were dumb, why respond?

    • @unreasonablyagreeable1081
      @unreasonablyagreeable1081 2 года назад +3

      @@TheMegaelectronic Alex Jones has his own platform. Gavin also has his own platform. Milo is working with MTG. Andrew Tate went to rumble.
      This doesn't even count the fan accounts reposting their shit all over the aforementioned banned plaforms.
      There is no such thing as being "canceled"
      Ps. How is peterson obsessing over Elliot Page's former breasts remotely important? Touch grass.

    • @BobPagani
      @BobPagani 2 года назад +1

      @@TheMegaelectronic I also see THEM bitching about how they can't say what they want to say online. See the obvious contradiction there?

  • @AthenaGate
    @AthenaGate 2 года назад +9

    Jordan Peterson has reached his final form; he is truly a lobster.

  • @noheroespublishing1907
    @noheroespublishing1907 2 года назад +42

    I would love to see Jordan Peterson interrogated, who cares about what, the reason dosn't even matter, because no matter how bad it got it would still be funny in the most pathetic way possible.

    • @zoobrizz
      @zoobrizz 2 года назад

      Wow. Simple minds, have simple thoughts. Thanks for sharing 🤡☝️

    • @Montesama314
      @Montesama314 2 года назад +9

      "Why is the sky blue?" has an actual answer, but he would go into some sort of rant about the sinfulness of rainbows or something.

    • @ddhqj2023
      @ddhqj2023 2 года назад +3

      @@zoobrizz It would be legitimately funny to see him being interrogated by an unfriendly authority, because even being interviewed by a woman who doesn't buy his bullshit will send him screaming up the wall in an explosion of defensive whining and nastiness! The fact that so many apparently mindless incels who don't understand the majority of unnecessary words that he uses, rush to JP's defense is also becoming increasingly funny.

    • @JimJamTheAdmin
      @JimJamTheAdmin 2 года назад +3

      @@zoobrizz Wow, simple minds have simple thoughts. Thanks for sharing, 🤡.

    • @michaelmonaghan1124
      @michaelmonaghan1124 2 года назад

      @@ddhqj2023 If you've never seen a video of him being being interrogated by a woman, maybe you should learn to use the search bar.

  • @billwilson8374
    @billwilson8374 2 года назад +7

    His first draft of this message actually started "Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary..."

    • @subversivelysurreal3645
      @subversivelysurreal3645 Год назад +3

      I WISH that Jordan Peterson rhymed-it would absolutely make his bullshit SO much more palatable ‘In all of my rules for life, I insist that we accept the strife. Lobsters, they must fight and claw, and humans, too-forget the law-he who has out-pecked all the rest, he has proven himself the best. Thus, a deer whose antler sports a a weaker stag’s dripping eye, he’s won the doe, that ain’t no lie. The strong should win, and the weak should die! The exception is when we come to the incel men, and see that women’s choices aren’t fair to them-in the case of hoes, we must simply share, for each man deserves a nymph quite fair…so, yes, I’ve saved the stag with the black eye patch, we must assign him a doe, and do it fast, ‘cause there’s traffic a comin’, and he’s disabled, I’ve given him a partner, he can’t have anything more, that would put us on a Marxist shore. (-okay, it doesn’t help🤣)

  • @maskedinfant1372
    @maskedinfant1372 2 года назад +10

    People need to stop giving this loon a platform

  • @Montesama314
    @Montesama314 2 года назад +30

    You gotta love his reference to the CEO directly. He's seriously doing the "let me speak to your manager" bit like some angry white woman at a Starbucks.

    • @gsiicam
      @gsiicam 2 года назад +2

      lol lobster Karen

  • @terrytinney
    @terrytinney 2 года назад +15

    Woke from his slumbers? What is he Nandor?

  • @tmseh
    @tmseh 2 года назад +22

    Since Jordan Petersen feels free to discuss and criticize Elliott Page's medical decisions, open to public scrutiny maybe we can call Jordan out for his drug addiction and its illegality as opposed to Mr. Page's legal and legitimate procedure.

    • @Reevay762
      @Reevay762 2 года назад +2

      Yes this is so true.

    • @TDashem
      @TDashem 2 года назад

      Good idea except he called himself out already. That’s how you know right?

    • @farrex0
      @farrex0 Год назад

      @@TDashem So... if I call myself out on anything illegal, have done, I am free of any consequences? Good to know.

    • @TDashem
      @TDashem Год назад

      @@farrex0 Seems like alot of assumptions you’re making there. Jordan Peterson like many ppl suffered from drug addiction(from a drug that is widely prescribed by so called professionals I might add). What did he do? He sought treatment and kicked the drug, recovering his health in the process. After which he was open about what happened and even went on the largest podcast in the world admitting it. Afterwards he discussed the dangers and repercussions of using this substance in order to educate others from the same path. So my point is that after someone does that you are, of course, still free to criticize, but it’s a bit redundant. Don’t you think?

    • @TDashem
      @TDashem Год назад

      @@Cussy69_420 Yeah, a lot of ppl have a hard time admitting they are addicts. That’s why admission is usually the first step to recovery. What’s your point?

  • @seanm8030
    @seanm8030 2 года назад +15

    The correct response to Jordan Peterson is... "who?"

  • @ottz2506
    @ottz2506 2 года назад +12

    His air of inflated self importance and his taking of himself way too seriously and his constant act of treating himself like the protagonist in a film is so insufferable.
    This guy absolutely does not talk and act like this when a camera isn’t around. He doesn’t talk like he’s some well off guy from the 1800s or a noble from Game of Thrones. He doesn’t act like a guy who is about to go on a journey after being told that he’s the only one who can save the world. He doesn’t act like an obnoxious and overrated actor who thinks reading a few books from a “books you have to read before you die” list makes you better than everyone.

  • @keirangrant1607
    @keirangrant1607 2 года назад +35

    He finds it a relief to be banned yet he keeps going back and he's sending a 20-min video to the CEO......they put those hair plugs in too deep

  • @johnorsomeone4609
    @johnorsomeone4609 2 года назад +12

    I used to enjoy his debates against Sam Harris and, although Harris can present his own problematic areas, he always mopped the floor with Peterson and it was fun to watch.

  • @hlc617
    @hlc617 2 года назад +40

    Famous literary quote that immediately comes to mind every time I watch a JBP video:
    "The Fool jingled miserably across the floor."

    • @stylis666
      @stylis666 2 года назад +1

      Never heard of that, but I can definitely picture that! It sure embodies Jungdung Pityful's entire video.

  • @jessejorgensen3931
    @jessejorgensen3931 2 года назад +34

    He's a sad man whose life is unmanageable.
    When he talks about the human condition he is quite literally talking about himself.
    He lays his insecurities out for everyone to see.
    This is his journey. When he talks about masculinity it's because he doesn't feel like a man.
    I think his grift is what lead him down the path of drug addiction.
    He feels little inside. The only way he can feel good about himself is being the pide piper of mens insecurities.
    It's really sad.

    • @chuckshingledecker2216
      @chuckshingledecker2216 2 года назад +4

      I agree 100%. This is ALL about whatever he feels and fears about himself.

    • @AnastaciaInCleveland
      @AnastaciaInCleveland 2 года назад

      @jesse jorgensen I agree with you except for one thing. The benzo addiction started when he was emotionally overwhelmed while his wife was fighting cancer. He kept asking for his dose to be increased, and, stupidly, his doctor did so. He had such a rough time getting off of them that he decided to go to Russia where he was put into a coma while his body fought through withdrawal. That addled his mind. His political beliefs and his self-help books brought him much adulation, and it was that adulation which led him into his grift, IMO. ~ Anastacia in Cleveland
      ETA: to correct spelling

    • @douchopotamus3755
      @douchopotamus3755 2 года назад +2

      Just to let you know, the past tense of lead is led. Seems weird, I know, but it's true.

    • @AnastaciaInCleveland
      @AnastaciaInCleveland 2 года назад

      @@douchopotamus3755 Thanks! I corrected that typo.

    • @hans-joachimbierwirth4727
      @hans-joachimbierwirth4727 2 года назад

      @@AnastaciaInCleveland Not true. He was addicted long before she got diagnosed, and ran away the day she told him. He never experienced withdrawal because he went into coma preemptively.

  • @dredhead117
    @dredhead117 2 года назад +59

    the best part of this is that Twitter and its CEO are not even gonna watch or acknowledge Pordan Jeterson's pathetic videos. They're just gonna go "Jordan who? Yeah just keep up the ban"

    • @estoysetoy121
      @estoysetoy121 2 года назад +4

      the CEO maybe wont but I'am sure that twitter employee watching this and making jokes about it.

    • @larrychester6678
      @larrychester6678 2 года назад

      Pordan jeterson 😂😂🥴

    • @JaredandTasha
      @JaredandTasha 2 года назад +1

      Na they will watch

    • @senorbb2150
      @senorbb2150 2 года назад

      They ought to watch if they need a good laugh.

  • @FelisImpurrator
    @FelisImpurrator 2 года назад +25

    My favorite way to talk about Jordan Peterson involves the fact that he has all the energy of a 90s videogame live-acted cutscene villain.
    The man fits flawlessly into any given Command and Conquer scene. It's incredible.

    • @tmseh
      @tmseh 2 года назад +1

      Command and Conquer villain.

    • @gsp4prez
      @gsp4prez Год назад

      If he shaved his head he’d be Kane for sure.

    • @strangestecho5088
      @strangestecho5088 Год назад

      @@gsp4prez I disagree. Kane is charismatic even under duress. Peterson turns into a cry-baby whenever he gets spanked for engaging in shitty behavior. The guy is all bark and no bite.

    • @gsp4prez
      @gsp4prez Год назад

      @@strangestecho5088 very true. I can’t see JP leading a whole army like that.

  • @luna-p
    @luna-p 2 года назад +40

    Man, this is why I'm watching again even though I've seen this clip two or three times already - I never caught the little magnifier stand! Every dunk makes me a little happier

    • @p.chuckmoralesesquire3965
      @p.chuckmoralesesquire3965 2 года назад +1

      The 1990's called Jordy, yo bro turns out there's bots on every public website you rocket scientist LOL

    • @grustlytaj8708
      @grustlytaj8708 2 года назад +3

      You should check out his other video at his cabin. He films in front of a wood pile and has a bookcase in the background to look smart. The problem is that the book case is blocking the wood pile, so you got to reach behind the books to grab wood. It's trying way too hard to look smart. Might as be that jackass with all the same skull in his all videos

    • @luna-p
      @luna-p 2 года назад

      @@grustlytaj8708 Hahaha I've seen those too. All that frustrated wood 😂

    • @stylis666
      @stylis666 2 года назад +1

      You've also noticed it's standing on a giftbox? Probably the one it came from.
      And sure, I keep the boxes when they're made of wood because I'm a horder and those things look expensive. Not so much when you use them as a stand to stand your bottle opener and magnifying glass stand on though :p
      But what do I know? Maybe I'm just not stupid enough to understand such things.
      Anyway, hey, Jordo! I see you have an opener! Open my bottle of cider for me, will ya :)

    • @i.ehrenfest349
      @i.ehrenfest349 2 года назад +1

      And the jacket with the leather patches…

  • @standardqueue
    @standardqueue 2 года назад +5

    I humbly offer my counsel to Mr. Peterson in transitioning into the proper intellectual world.

    • @ethicalcheeze1407
      @ethicalcheeze1407 2 года назад +1

      If there's one person who could pull it off, it's you, Black Guy Fawkes, lol

  • @ev4504
    @ev4504 2 года назад +41

    How does anyone take this dude seriously? If The Onion did a post, this is it.

    • @zoobrizz
      @zoobrizz 2 года назад

      I find him to be very wise and well spoken. 🤡☝️

    • @SLDimarco
      @SLDimarco 2 года назад +3

      Cute you feel the need to defend him. He isn't wise, just listen to his nonesense rant on JRE about the environment.
      Find better role models.

  • @0Fyrebrand0
    @0Fyrebrand0 2 года назад +21

    *"pERfEctLy FUNctiONaL bReASts"*
    Oh really? What function do they serve Elliot Page, Jordan? What do you suppose he's gonna need them for? Do you get this upset about a men who elect to get vasectomies because they decided they no longer want to have kids?

    • @catsforcomms1952
      @catsforcomms1952 2 года назад +5

      Perfectly functional vas deferens

    • @douchopotamus3755
      @douchopotamus3755 2 года назад +1

      Or circumcisions

    • @sfletch3042
      @sfletch3042 2 года назад

      @@catsforcomms1952 We can only hope that Jordan's vast efforts are no longer perfectly functional. I'd hate for this troll to keep reproducing.

  • @BlueMonkeySky
    @BlueMonkeySky 2 года назад +10

    14:45 The _"back to my situation"_ part was so timely!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @tropezando
    @tropezando 2 года назад +7

    "What does it mean when people say lmfao to me on Twitter? Another mystery."

  • @keirangrant1607
    @keirangrant1607 2 года назад +25

    One of America's favorite song is literally, "I'm proud to be an American....." but now conservatives hate pride.......Too bad he didnt have the balls to self delete instead of being beta and deleting the tweet

    • @clydewmorgan
      @clydewmorgan 2 года назад

      no, it’s not. it’s a stupid song

    • @white_isnt_a_race2338
      @white_isnt_a_race2338 2 года назад +1

      Jordan isnt American

    • @jeffredfern3744
      @jeffredfern3744 2 года назад +1

      He's Canadian.

    • @tenkenroo
      @tenkenroo 2 года назад +4

      I’m proud to be an American where at least I know I’m free unless I’m black, gay or trans and even non binary 🎶

    • @soulknife20
      @soulknife20 2 года назад +2

      @@tenkenroo Hey. That actually works pretty well with the tune

  • @polyglot8
    @polyglot8 2 года назад +5

    Since when did college professors move the elbow patches on their tweed jackets to their shoulders?

  • @thisisntevenmyfinalform1773
    @thisisntevenmyfinalform1773 2 года назад +8

    How do listen to this and still take him serious?

  • @edwardkantowicz4707
    @edwardkantowicz4707 2 года назад +2

    What sort of pharmaceuticals was he snacking on at 2:00 AM?

  • @tylerhackner9731
    @tylerhackner9731 2 года назад +15

    It’s hilarious 😂 and sad 😔 all at the same time

  • @joyhaig1286
    @joyhaig1286 2 года назад +2

    Why is so obsessed with Twitter that it wakes him up at night?… Dude, grow up and move on 😕

  • @jeffengel2607
    @jeffengel2607 2 года назад +17

    JBP: "Clean your room."
    Twitter cleans its room.
    JBP: "Not me, I'm popular!"

  • @_emory
    @_emory 2 года назад +4

    “I am your monster, sir”
    How self-important can one be?

  • @flatfacedcat
    @flatfacedcat 2 года назад +46

    I would ask if JP has literally anyone in his life that cares for him sincerely, but I imagine it’s difficult to reach out to him as family or a friend.

    • @iamyourpc
      @iamyourpc 2 года назад +11

      His daughter is his insufferable mini me.

    • @emanuelephrem4307
      @emanuelephrem4307 2 года назад +1

      40 years of marriage, solid family unit and thousands of genuine support systems.
      Not to mention millions of die hard followers around the world.

    • @rve420
      @rve420 2 года назад

      @@emanuelephrem4307 All that support and he still became a dumpster fire. Benzo addict spreading bigoted messages as if he had life all figured out. He sounds miserable.

    • @alexyoungberg5232
      @alexyoungberg5232 2 года назад +12

      @@emanuelephrem4307 they're all really helping based on this video.

    • @Alltime2050
      @Alltime2050 2 года назад +8

      @@emanuelephrem4307 Yeah, cults are like that.

  • @BoRisMc
    @BoRisMc 2 года назад +5

    I only wish somebody casted Jordy for a new Don Quixote movie adaptation, or perhaps even a full series. The man would kill it as a demented hidalgo that finds illusory enemies all over the map. He literally thinks wind mills are woke cultural marxists he’s got to dismantle. Guy’s gone totally off the rails. Sad to see, honestly.

    • @harrynac6017
      @harrynac6017 2 года назад

      Gustave Doré had a foreseeing eye. Peterson already looks like his Don Quixote :)

    • @BoRisMc
      @BoRisMc 2 года назад +1

      @@harrynac6017 yup, almost 1:1 🤔

    • @stefanlvkc7986
      @stefanlvkc7986 2 года назад +3

      At least Quixote was likeable. Peterson is turning out to be the world biggest @$$hole.

  • @Machine3499
    @Machine3499 2 года назад +7

    I had a hard time watching the video, it made me very uncomfortable. I'm no psychiatrist, but I'm getting some strong vibes that he's dealing with some serious mental health issues.

  • @marym22
    @marym22 2 года назад +7

    His rhetoric is so dangerous and he doesn't even see why! He's so dense! 🤦🏻‍♀️I've had aunts had breast augmentation due to cancer as well as a male friend in HS due to overweight and discomfort in his body. He lost a lot of weight. Attacking doctors is a dangerous avenue and effects everybody. I SUPPORT TRANS RIGHTS!

  • @ChewyThomson
    @ChewyThomson 2 года назад +6

    Dear God, that is painful. Just Peterson huffing his own farts the whole time.

  • @keshawndice6377
    @keshawndice6377 2 года назад +1

    I noticed the majority of the ads are right wing and doesn’t matter who I’m watching . Has anyone else noticed that .

  • @kcapkcans
    @kcapkcans 2 года назад +8

    I think his comment about the "time and effort" gets glossed over far too easily given that these are the same people who dismiss the concept of emotional labour. What he's describing is literally emotional labour but he's upset that his is going unheeded just because it's bigoted and attempted to violate the EUSA of Twitter

  • @tibb814
    @tibb814 Год назад +1

    Would have loved to see Hitchens make him cry.

  • @IanMcGarrett
    @IanMcGarrett 2 года назад +5

    If it was anyone else I would expect the deep redness of his complexion to indicate shame at the bullshit he's peddling but seeing it's Jordan B. I'll guess he's turning into a lobster.

    • @ethicalcheeze1407
      @ethicalcheeze1407 2 года назад

      Reject modernity, embrace.... being a lobster, I guess 🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞

  • @Alltime2050
    @Alltime2050 2 года назад +18

    He's working up to a grand finale Message to the World.

    • @TDashem
      @TDashem 2 года назад

      I don’t think it’s the world. In some parts ppl are still sane. Mostly in the parts where ppl didn’t grow up their entire lives in front of a computer.

    • @Alltime2050
      @Alltime2050 2 года назад

      @@TDashem People who don't grow up around computers in the modern world tend be ignorant. While ignorance may be bliss it doesn't automatically make someone stupid enough to fall for a pseudo-intellectual like Peterson.

    • @TDashem
      @TDashem 2 года назад

      @@Alltime2050Many of the greatest thinkers in history grew up without computers, meanwhile pretty much every jackass these days has one in their pocket. I kind of get your point though. It’s good to have access to modern technology, but you really can’t believe everything presented.

    • @Alltime2050
      @Alltime2050 2 года назад

      ​@@TDashem For most of human history the greatest thinkers in the world had no idea what the Sun was or where wind came from. They got a lot of things wrong. At least they had an excuse for their ignorance and none of it was intentional. Peterson is a 19th-century mind trapped in a 20th-century brain struggling to comprehend a 21st-century reality.

    • @TDashem
      @TDashem 2 года назад

      @@Alltime2050 True that knowledge had to be developed over time and through research which only makes sense. Wrong that the ignorance was not intentional. See Copernicus & Galileo for clear examples. This is what happens with mob mentality and feeling based belief systems. That’s what’s also happening today where ppl overlook facts that are inconvenient because it makes them feel bad. The situation of ppl believing they have it all figured out, while being wrong about a lot is still the same today. Modern technology has not answered everything and in some ways such as media manipulation/corruption with false narratives, it has arguably increased ignorance and perpetrated lies on a larger scale than possible before.

  • @ZZSmithReal
    @ZZSmithReal 2 года назад +10

    He needs the magnifying glass to see his own ....

  • @alexjaybrady
    @alexjaybrady 2 года назад +1

    The magnifying glass is funny but paired with the bottle opener is 11/10

  • @dearthunderstorm4062
    @dearthunderstorm4062 2 года назад +3

    Me in seventh grade explaining why I shouldn't be grounded

    • @Paul-ew5st
      @Paul-ew5st 2 года назад

      That jacket is exactly what a 8th grader would wear back in the 80s

  • @RabbiJoeInJerusalem
    @RabbiJoeInJerusalem 2 года назад +9

    JP: I awoke from a perfectly normal wet dream about my grandmother to harangue Twitter's CEO...

  • @TheFluffywuffy
    @TheFluffywuffy 2 года назад +11

    JP: I want you to know that your platform keeps me up at night because I’m a child who can’t handle the consequences of my actions when I break the rules

  • @curtisthomas2670
    @curtisthomas2670 2 года назад +11

    Peterson is like a method actor immersing himself in a character then coming to believe he really is the character or a con-man ending up believing his con.

  • @Themathero
    @Themathero 2 года назад +4

    He's turning into a parody of himself. 🤦‍♂

  • @turbosube5083
    @turbosube5083 2 года назад +5

    We need to cut him a break, it’s hard to be self aware when you are living in an alternate reality. And remember, always use words with as many syllables as possible because it makes you sound intelligent.

  • @Tamar-sz8ox
    @Tamar-sz8ox 2 года назад +10

    I thought JP was ok with it and said he wanted to stay off of Twitter ? ( meanwhile he was letting it fester ,deep inside , hey we’re all human )/ why a man w. his education, would chose to personally attack ELLIOT Page , with intent to publicly humiliate , dumbfounds me.

    • @jonahkaun891
      @jonahkaun891 2 года назад +8

      If you'd like a (very brief) deep dive into Jordan Peterson's past decade in the limelight, a podcast/RUclips channel called Some More News did a video/podcast on it. They even approached the topic using the classical psychological classifications of the self "id, ego, superego, shadow self, etc.).
      And again, it's brief . . .

    • @anmolt3840051
      @anmolt3840051 2 года назад +5

      Don't look at the timestamp

    • @soulknife20
      @soulknife20 2 года назад +1

      @@anmolt3840051 Because it's brief.

  • @andrewmcquade9413
    @andrewmcquade9413 2 года назад +1

    Warmbo thanks you for the support

  • @dragonmybaggage
    @dragonmybaggage 2 года назад +6

    Put him on a corner with a sandwich sign that says the end is nigh. Nothing changes. At all.

  • @slk1451
    @slk1451 2 года назад +2

    Professor of hate. That’s what JP is.

  • @fantuswitt9063
    @fantuswitt9063 2 года назад +5

    How insane do you want to get? JP:Yes

  • @jamesmcmillan2656
    @jamesmcmillan2656 2 года назад +2

    The thing about narcissism is that they don’t know that’s what they are and there’s no cure.

  • @CosmicComputer
    @CosmicComputer 2 года назад +3

    If right wing dweebs watch that and think to themselves that Jordan Peterson knows what “real masculinity” is, then I don’t know what to tell them.

  • @BrokenCurtain
    @BrokenCurtain 2 года назад +10

    The stand thing with the magnifying glass and the bottle opener next to Peterson is a vintage brass desk set, probably made in China. You can get those for around US$ 60 and they're the kind of gift a 60-year-old with failing eyesight would get. The only way this could get more whimsical is if it also included a candle extinguisher and an ink well with a feather pen.
    The the third tool on the stand in the video would be a letter opener, but its blade got removed - probably because a 4 or 5 inches long blade would look too stabby for the camera, or because someone on the set didn't trust Peterson around a knife.

    • @michaelmonaghan1124
      @michaelmonaghan1124 2 года назад

      Or he's in a hotel room, and has no control over the decorations.

    • @BrokenCurtain
      @BrokenCurtain 2 года назад

      @@michaelmonaghan1124 Why would this stand be in a hotel room, especially the broken letter opener? A bottle opener, okay: that you might find in a hotel room's bar - but there wouldn't be this sort of stand for it. And I've never seen a magnifying glass in a hotel room. The letter opener makes no sense at all because people typically don't get letters delivered to their hotel rooms - it's just a lawsuit waiting to happen, but that would result in it being completely removed, not broken. And last but not least, these tools get easily lost or stolen, which would also discourage the hotel management from putting them in the rooms.
      He could also easily pick this stand up and put it elsewhere, so there's that to your "no control over the decorations".
      I think it's more likely a gift that he got from his wife or children.

    • @michaelmonaghan1124
      @michaelmonaghan1124 2 года назад

      @@BrokenCurtain He's on tour. He's on a plane every other day. He stays at expensive European hotels that are likely hundreds of years old. Old hotels have unique decorations. I doubt he's taking a bottle opener, a magnifying glass, and a broken letter opener everywhere he goes, but I could be wrong.

    • @ryeguy7471
      @ryeguy7471 2 года назад

      Curly toed slippers, perhaps?

    • @michaelmonaghan1124
      @michaelmonaghan1124 2 года назад

      @@ryeguy7471 Haha. Perhaps.

  • @RunningOnAutopilot
    @RunningOnAutopilot 2 года назад +6

    Mmmmm attacking minority scapegoats
    "Up *yours* woke moralists"

  • @stewpacalypse7104
    @stewpacalypse7104 2 года назад +4

    "Hello, my name is Jordan Peterson and I would like to speak to the manager of Twitter."

  • @GhostOnTheHalfShell
    @GhostOnTheHalfShell 2 года назад +5

    As a contrast Jaron Lanier speaks of the caustic nature of social media and quit his own accounts because of what they tempted him to be. Here Peterson whines about the nature of the media and to return to it so he can participate in the toxicity.

  • @SG-ym1dm
    @SG-ym1dm 2 года назад +1

    JP always looks like he hasn't taken a dump in weeks.

  • @agollumcalledgandalf
    @agollumcalledgandalf 2 года назад +22

    Amazing that this man has the emotional processing power of me in middle school
    This is so embarrassing and I love it

  • @frankpentangeli7945
    @frankpentangeli7945 2 года назад +2

    Hey Jordan ... 1974 called ... it wants its vinyl shoulder patches back.

  • @nio804
    @nio804 2 года назад +7

    I cringe internally any time someone calls something "demonic" seriously.

  • @generalmartok3990
    @generalmartok3990 2 года назад +2

    The only difference between this and some MAGA dad ranting into his phone from inside his truck is the production value. Big old man yells at cloud energy.