I'm glad my one true love was a bit more compatible. My wife was on a different level. She loved to hunt, shoot, cook and eat venison. We never had a need to buy meat from the store. She hunted until health issues kept her home. When her 257 Roberts echoed in the woods, it was dragging time. 40 years wasn't enough time. I miss her with every breath I take.
So sorry for your loss. I'm 42 and just got my 1st ever deer last season. I didn't think I would ever hunt again due to health problems so it was amazing. Going out wensday. Kno that your soul mates are looking down on you always.
I was married 12 years 7months and 10 days. There is never enough time be it long or short. I'm so very sorry for your loss. This year it will be 15 years since Marie passed away from a massive heart attack. I know the pain gets easier to deal with but never goes away, I wish you the best, Sir and enjoy your wonderful memories.
Bill Envall and Jeff Foxworthy are two of my favorites. Not really for their One liners like "Here's your sign" or "You might be a redneck", but more for their stories.
As a Texas Hunter Education instructor I was giving a talk, and mentioned that the "Deer Crossing" signs are placed where cars are likely to hit a deer. One of the ladies in the class was outraged. "Well, why don't they put the signs where the deer can safely cross the road?"
Yrs ago I was in a bookstore and a female caller was outraged over a book, the clerk explained that a book for dummies means that they've explained how to do it in the simplest terms possible and that the author wasn't calling her an idiot.
I live in Tennessee and I was listening to the morning radio show. They were doing a segment where callers could suggest ways to make the roads safer in our local area. A lady called in and said “They should move all those deer crossing signs off of the busy roads. They shouldn’t be letting the deer cross where they can get hit.” I thought it was a joke but realized it wasn’t when the lady continued, “And they should put up signs that warn the deer not to cross at night, too.” Let me tell you, it was then I realized why my friends call Tennessee “The Eh-ja-ma-cation State.”
That's when you tell her its American custom to wear a buck head at the end of buck season and walk thru the woods to thank the deer for their service!!
What this lady wants to happen is impossible. This is because DEER DO NOT CARE!!! Deer don’t care about cars or traffic laws, they do what they please! So clearly this lady thinks that deer’ll just push on the walk button and “WAIT” for the little white stick-man to appear. Some people are just unbelievable!!!
I was in Vegas for NFR one year and Larry the Cable guy was preforming at one casino and Bill Engvall at another went to Larry's show and Bill showed up mid show with some Jack Daniel, walked out on stage, handed Larry the bottle and told some jokes. It was awesome!
Bill Engvall and Jeff Foxworthy are the two best comedians around because they don't have to go to the dirty stuff in order to be funny. They have neutral comedic talent. You don't see too many like these guys.
I swear I still laugh every darn time! I just watched The blue collar comedy tour a couple weeks ago, watched Rides again. And last week watched Just sell him for parts, I laughed so much my stomach hurt. Mr Engvall Whoa 👍
I used to go deer hunting with my daddy. I loved watching the little field mice run around under the stand. On a few occasions I was woken up in the stand because I was snoring. Lol. Sorry Daddy!
My sister went deer hunting with one of her boyfriends and 3 of his friends one weekend. No one got a clear shot at a deer the entire weekend until the last day. Just about the time they were thinking of leaving, my sister got a good clear shot at a buck, dropped it with a single neck shot. The men insisted on staying out another day, but no one else got a deer. My sister was never invited to go with them again.
Your wife is a sweetheart and there is no way you could expect a result other than sending her off with her gal pals to party and shop while you hunt. I was one of those women who did hunting that way and it was the best way to go. You knew David and he was smart to handle it that way.
Ever since the blue collar tour. Bill you and Ron … and honestly I think you edge him out for the funniest. Jeff and Larry are hilarious too but your life stories are just so funny. Ron just gets me with the dry humor really well.
Deer like most animals have certain trails that they use. The scent of other dear leads them to follow their instinct so they often do cross roads that are in their "path".
He's the only one from The Blue Collar Comedy Tour that I ever saw LIVE anywhere. I don't remember what year it was but I saw him perform live at the Dothan Civic Center in Dothan Alabama. I think that was in 2013 or 2014.
bill n Ron are my favorites of the blue collar boys which is funny cause they're opposite of each other. bill has that comedic family man life and Ron projects that bachelor life. it's just great
I remember i had the VHS for the Blue Collar Comedy Tour as a kid, and I'd watch it over and over. And, to this day, I still laugh as if it's my first time watching it. 😊 Love your work!
The way he describes his wife’s attitude towards deer hunting is how I picture my mother when my dad drags her to one of his jeep meet ups. He’s a part of tri state jeepers and members meet up every once in a while and of course he goes without hesitation. My mother is more of a home body who wants to stare at a screen all day.. but she’ll complain that they never do anything together.
Love It!!! Bill Engvall I don't know how I've missed your HILLARIOUS HUMOUR years past. About the same age, You make me crack up laughing 😂🤣😂 oh. Maybe cause I'm English 💜✌️✌️And living in Australia 👍
This time of year all I have to do in the early evening is open the sliding door at the back of the house and 3 or 5 (I've counted 12) of them will come into the back yard looking for treats. And I live in town!
A man once took his wife deer hunting. They weren't having much luck and decided to split up, about 5 minutes or so later the man hears a lot of yelling and screaming and goes to invesitgate. he finds his wife arguing with a farmer. As he arrives he hears the farmer say, "Ok lady you can have the deer, but let me get my saddle off it first."
10 pt buck, 250 lbs..Wish I can see that kind of deer up here in VT! Plus whenever I'm hunting trying to tag my first deer. I sit patiently and quietly while my father moves in the ground blind constantly.
Bill reminds me of how my mother can act with the long winded sighs. Anytime something isn’t going her way all you hear is her sighing repeatedly and doing that teeth sucking thing when aggravated.
I had a nightmare where I woke up in the hospital and my wife they had to amputate below my waist. I screamed and looked down. phew I said, it's only my legs.
One of the things I learned about myself after I returned from boating on the Mekong river in Nam was I no longer wanted to shoot at anything not shooting at me. So much for hunting rats at the dump.
I cannot relate to any of this really. My wife was brought up hunting as a young girl. And can out shoot any grown man that I've ever seen or met. She definitely keeps me on my toes when we go it's a downride competition. But I wouldn't have it any other way
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I'm glad my one true love was a bit more compatible. My wife was on a different level. She loved to hunt, shoot, cook and eat venison. We never had a need to buy meat from the store. She hunted until health issues kept her home. When her 257 Roberts echoed in the woods, it was dragging time. 40 years wasn't enough time. I miss her with every breath I take.
My condolences on the loss of your wife.
I feel your loss. Remember the good times you had and cherish the memories. I'm just over 3.5 years since I lost my wife Peggy.
So sorry for your loss. I'm 42 and just got my 1st ever deer last season. I didn't think I would ever hunt again due to health problems so it was amazing. Going out wensday. Kno that your soul mates are looking down on you always.
I was married 12 years 7months and 10 days. There is never enough time be it long or short. I'm so very sorry for your loss. This year it will be 15 years since Marie passed away from a massive heart attack. I know the pain gets easier to deal with but never goes away, I wish you the best, Sir and enjoy your wonderful memories.
I'm sorry for your loss, Sir
Bill Envall and Jeff Foxworthy are two of my favorites. Not really for their One liners like "Here's your sign" or "You might be a redneck",
but more for their stories.
As a Texas Hunter Education instructor I was giving a talk, and mentioned that the "Deer Crossing" signs are placed where cars are likely to hit a deer. One of the ladies in the class was outraged. "Well, why don't they put the signs where the deer can safely cross the road?"
Yrs ago I was in a bookstore and a female caller was outraged over a book, the clerk explained that a book for dummies means that they've explained how to do it in the simplest terms possible and that the author wasn't calling her an idiot.
I live in Tennessee and I was listening to the morning radio show. They were doing a segment where callers could suggest ways to make the roads safer in our local area. A lady called in and said “They should move all those deer crossing signs off of the busy roads. They shouldn’t be letting the deer cross where they can get hit.” I thought it was a joke but realized it wasn’t when the lady continued, “And they should put up signs that warn the deer not to cross at night, too.” Let me tell you, it was then I realized why my friends call Tennessee “The Eh-ja-ma-cation State.”
That's when you tell her its American custom to wear a buck head at the end of buck season and walk thru the woods to thank the deer for their service!!
What this lady wants to happen is impossible. This is because DEER DO NOT CARE!!! Deer don’t care about cars or traffic laws, they do what they please! So clearly this lady thinks that deer’ll just push on the walk button and “WAIT” for the little white stick-man to appear. Some people are just unbelievable!!!
@@1_queen_fan313 bruh
I love Bill's comedy! It's all in the storytelling and this man has it down to a science.
Thank you!
@@BillEngvallComedy what's the name of this special cuz I want to see the whole thing?
@@kimk5227 Blue Collar Comedy Tour Rides Again
@@BillEngvallComedy Bringing smiles to people is truly noble work. Thank you! ;-P
@@BillEngvallComedyI wanna meet you
I was in Vegas for NFR one year and Larry the Cable guy was preforming at one casino and Bill Engvall at another went to Larry's show and Bill showed up mid show with some Jack Daniel, walked out on stage, handed Larry the bottle and told some jokes. It was awesome!
Thank you I needed this. After mom and dad passed I ain't laughed or remembered all the good times with my dad in the woods at camp.
Loved this bit when I first heard it, and I still love it now. XD "Run, deer, run!" That woulda been me lmao
did someone push you off the tree?
Bill Engvall and Jeff Foxworthy are the two best comedians around because they don't have to go to the dirty stuff in order to be funny. They have neutral comedic talent. You don't see too many like these guys.
They make everyday happens so funny it is literally LOTFLMAO.
Dirty Language to me ruins the humor. I feel it shows a limited vocabulary. That is just my opinion
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I swear I still laugh every darn time! I just watched The blue collar comedy tour a couple weeks ago, watched Rides again. And last week watched Just sell him for parts, I laughed so much my stomach hurt. Mr Engvall Whoa 👍
So glad to hear that!
@@BillEngvallComedy Good stuff Bill. Thank you Sir.
“What time do they show up?”
“About 6:45 that’s when the feeder is set to go off”
Bill is my all-time my FAVE comedian!!!!!
Luv u!!!!!!!!!!! 😂🦌😍
Let me ask you a question Poochie have you ever gave someone a sign?😂
I got to see him about 6 weeks ago.
I used to go deer hunting with my daddy. I loved watching the little field mice run around under the stand. On a few occasions I was woken up in the stand because I was snoring. Lol. Sorry Daddy!
I fell in love with him when he did tonight show with Johnny Carson and he's still my favorite
What a joy! He can just make your day! God bless them!
My sister went deer hunting with one of her boyfriends and 3 of his friends one weekend. No one got a clear shot at a deer the entire weekend until the last day. Just about the time they were thinking of leaving, my sister got a good clear shot at a buck, dropped it with a single neck shot. The men insisted on staying out another day, but no one else got a deer. My sister was never invited to go with them again.
Didn't need to. She had a story that could tell her girlfriends over wine for decades to come.
That’s one way🌺
Your wife is a sweetheart and there is no way you could expect a result other than sending her off with her gal pals to party and shop while you hunt. I was one of those women who did hunting that way and it was the best way to go. You knew David and he was smart to handle it that way.
This special is what introduced me to bill, jeff, larry, and ron. Bill being the funniest of the bunch
Have heard this many times and laugh hard every time.
Oh my God. This joke is funny as heck! One of my favorites!
Bill is sooo stinkin funny!!! I wish he would come out of retirement. Saw him in Wendover, laughed so hard 😂 What a great comedian!!!
Ever since the blue collar tour. Bill you and Ron … and honestly I think you edge him out for the funniest. Jeff and Larry are hilarious too but your life stories are just so funny. Ron just gets me with the dry humor really well.
The antlers on some deer crossing signs point backwards.
As a child I used to see the deer crossing signs and would think “how do the deer know that’s where they’re supposed to cross the road” 😂
I know this is you David uchytil cause you use to say that to me
@@rachelmen7532 no doxxing kids
Deer like most animals have certain trails that they use. The scent of other dear leads them to follow their instinct so they often do cross roads that are in their "path".
i love the "YEAH" when hes describing the perfect time of day
He cut it short…
“Three ways to hunt a deer…”
And “I’ve studied deer, where I’m from that’s a poodle”…
The dork fish album is amazing
He's the only one from The Blue Collar Comedy Tour that I ever saw LIVE anywhere. I don't remember what year it was but I saw him perform live at the Dothan Civic Center in Dothan Alabama. I think that was in 2013 or 2014.
The quiet of dawn you can hear a bug on a leaf 15 foot away 😊👍.
Bill is great. No cussing but great stories
Best Bill Engvall bit ever!
One of my many favorites. Bill Engval is my FAVORITE!💕
bill n Ron are my favorites of the blue collar boys which is funny cause they're opposite of each other. bill has that comedic family man life and Ron projects that bachelor life. it's just great
I remember i had the VHS for the Blue Collar Comedy Tour as a kid, and I'd watch it over and over. And, to this day, I still laugh as if it's my first time watching it. 😊 Love your work!
This is comedy gold, unlike most new comedians! Enjoy retirement Bill! Your great at what you do 🤣
:44 I love his expressions and this is my all-time favorite!
Run deer run run run 🏃♀️ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I love ❤️ these guys ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Bill: ”THAT is the only time that I ever pushed a woman off the tree”
Love him Jeff and Larry saw them three in Waco Texas, 😊😂😂only one I DIDNT see is Ron White 😊
The way he describes his wife’s attitude towards deer hunting is how I picture my mother when my dad drags her to one of his jeep meet ups. He’s a part of tri state jeepers and members meet up every once in a while and of course he goes without hesitation. My mother is more of a home body who wants to stare at a screen all day.. but she’ll complain that they never do anything together.
Love It!!! Bill Engvall I don't know how I've missed your HILLARIOUS HUMOUR years past. About the same age, You make me crack up laughing 😂🤣😂 oh. Maybe cause I'm English 💜✌️✌️And living in Australia 👍
He is sooooo funny. I love him.
Heard this a thousand times. Still hilarious!! 😂😂😂😂
Haha! Bill is my favorite!
Thank u bill for ur comedy from blue collar to solo 🔥
That was WTF:
Way
Too
Funny!!
Thanks, Bill... I needed that!
This was one of my favorites taking the wife hunting! LOL!🤣
I'm turning all this in now.
This time of year all I have to do in the early evening is open the sliding door at the back of the house and 3 or 5 (I've counted 12) of them will come into the back yard looking for treats. And I live in town!
That one guy who is a hunter in the background - "y E a H" 👁👄👁
Bill you're my fave...don't tell the others !! 🤫😂❤
❤ This is one of my favorites.
You are one of the best! You always make me laugh!
I admire Bill's restraint.
A man once took his wife deer hunting. They weren't having much luck and decided to split up, about 5 minutes or so later the man hears a lot of yelling and screaming and goes to invesitgate. he finds his wife arguing with a farmer. As he arrives he hears the farmer say, "Ok lady you can have the deer, but let me get my saddle off it first."
One of my favorite bits
😂😂😂😂Dont Do A Pennsylvania Woman Like That..Could Be Dangerous😂😂😂
Am I the only one who at 0:39 heard someone shout "Here's your sign"? Aside from Bill obviously
😆 Thanks Bill. I needed that.
She gonna take you dear shopping
Your wife is such a sweetheart, maybe not the type to go hunting though lol
Run Deer Run...that's me! 😂
I'm taking a whistle to blow!
Brother Dave Gardner, "You're not going to shoot Bambi are you?"
I love ya Bill you crack me u😀
This is my favorite!!!!
I loved and still love Jeff Foxworthy, he was my favorite comedian until I heard Bill. Bill quickly overtook Jeff and became my favorite.
10 pt buck, 250 lbs..Wish I can see that kind of deer up here in VT! Plus whenever I'm hunting trying to tag my first deer. I sit patiently and quietly while my father moves in the ground blind constantly.
What time do they show up ? (( Never when you are TALKING !))
3:02 makes me laugh the hardest
I would have given her the car keys and said go home and come back and get me at 6 pm
Yup!🤣
Awesome show
This is an old skit, but love it...
Bill reminds me of how my mother can act with the long winded sighs. Anytime something isn’t going her way all you hear is her sighing repeatedly and doing that teeth sucking thing when aggravated.
Funniest video I have I seen in a long time!
How far were up that tree????.....would the fall be survivable!!!!!!......LOL LOL LOL
@BillEngvallComedy >>>
😂😂😂😂😂
Hilarious!😂😂😂😂😂
Are Bill and the Blue Collar boys still doing their comedy?
Bill’s last show is on New Year’s Eve.
Most of them are on their retirement tours.
They're forever performing on yt, lol.
Also, sub to each of their channels. 👍
@@majoroldladyakamom6948 ,Right❤️😂😂
Funny stuff! 😊
My grandad goes deer hunting every year
Deer can't see colors except for certain shades of red. I've deer hunted many times. They see movement more than anything.
Bill I can't sleep
And don't say I'm the deer. That's mean!
Bill you look like Bambi's Daddy.
I had a nightmare where I woke up in the hospital and my wife they had to amputate below my waist. I screamed and looked down. phew I said, it's only my legs.
One of the things I learned about myself after I returned from boating on the Mekong river in Nam was I no longer wanted to shoot at anything not shooting at me. So much for hunting rats at the dump.
♥️
And your wife was right😂😂😂😂😂. You were trophy hunting.
I’d be sitting right there with my 3006 looking for a big buck too
Classic
❤😂😂😂😂😂😂
🙏💝 LOVE YA BILL💞 THANKS FOR ALL THE BELLY LAUGHS 😂😂STAY FROSTY 🍻🍻🤠❤️😺💜 WYOMING 🏞️🏔️🌄🇺🇸🔵💞
Go Buckeyes! The bus driver always had one! Who cares😅
its old but funny that its actually deer gun season this week in wis.
Last day of VT muzzleloader was this past weekend.
😄😄😄😄😄
Oh my gosh, the stories in the comments are just as hilarious as the video itself lol
Wow bill has changed from this to his just sell him for parts tour
That’s a recipe for divorce right there 😂
I would’ve been too angry to make a bit out of this. I would’ve been divorced
"Bill... what are we doing?
"I don't know about you but I'm peeing in your purse."
I cannot relate to any of this really. My wife was brought up hunting as a young girl. And can out shoot any grown man that I've ever seen or met. She definitely keeps me on my toes when we go it's a downride competition. But I wouldn't have it any other way
Love Bill♥️🌟🫶
God that would piss me the hell off and I don’t even hunt
Every guy can relate to this story