The Rest of the Marijuana Story | Bill Engvall

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  • Опубликовано: 24 дек 2024

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  • @wadeshull8227
    @wadeshull8227 8 месяцев назад +171

    I dont care what anyone says.....Bill Engvall is the absolute best comedian I have ever watched....No foul language and absolute priceless laughs....

  • @JohnnyCBCS
    @JohnnyCBCS Год назад +91

    This is Bill Engvall Gold, perhaps the best stoner comedy number ever

    • @wendygramadzki4684
      @wendygramadzki4684 7 месяцев назад +1

      Agree!

    • @Txoutlawtrey
      @Txoutlawtrey 6 месяцев назад

      Same

    • @gary7305
      @gary7305 3 месяца назад

      I suspect Cheech and Chong watch this an laugh their asses off. It is perfect.

  • @percy9406
    @percy9406 10 месяцев назад +326

    I'm 70 years old and dying of cancer and I'm as loaded as I can be watching this right now.

    • @SandraCole-m6t
      @SandraCole-m6t 8 месяцев назад +26

      You Rock

    • @teresahall825
      @teresahall825 8 месяцев назад +22

      God bless you

    • @wayneasiam65
      @wayneasiam65 8 месяцев назад +24

      Party on, Dude.

    • @vapes531
      @vapes531 8 месяцев назад +32

      If the fight is done, then enjoy every second however you desire until the Creator calls you home good human❤❤❤

    • @Pnut0408
      @Pnut0408 8 месяцев назад +6

      Sending hugs from NY

  • @alwayssearching1882
    @alwayssearching1882 8 месяцев назад +105

    Now this is comedy. No politics.Old school comedy.

  • @kipchumbabrian2002
    @kipchumbabrian2002 4 года назад +45

    "The last person you wants to call you is your mum" true 😂😂😂

    • @jimmywolfe3889
      @jimmywolfe3889 Месяц назад

      Stayed away from my mom when I was high she would know lol

  • @watcher4587
    @watcher4587 4 года назад +410

    "15 or 50 the last voice you need to hear when your high is your mother"
    On god this hit deep

    • @bellerain381
      @bellerain381 4 года назад +15

      Also moms must have the best radar! The minute you do something wrong/taboo, you’ll get a call and it’s your mom!!!

    • @watcher4587
      @watcher4587 3 года назад +2

      @Camron Tefertiller stop smoking dabs and get the willpower to stop for a week or 2. Ffs I havent smoke in since chrismas cause i need to find a job

    • @Trollensky
      @Trollensky 3 года назад +4

      @Camron Tefertiller Take a few weeks off every so often, its what I do to get my tolerance back. If you can't I would suggest thinking long and hard about what place marijuana has in your life.

    • @prestonspears6078
      @prestonspears6078 3 года назад +1

      Cops are way worse

    • @RobotFilms101
      @RobotFilms101 2 года назад +1

      My mom got me into smokin so cant say can relate

  • @mrscoffeebeanqueen
    @mrscoffeebeanqueen 5 лет назад +2149

    We need a part 3 because I NEED to hear about Gayle's experience!

  • @djgaben6187
    @djgaben6187 Год назад +67

    Hearing that gentle southern accent say; "Im baked out of my gourd"
    made me laugh so hard I thought they were gonna have to replace my liver

  • @N.E.U.R.O
    @N.E.U.R.O 5 лет назад +1218

    As a stoner, I haven't laughed at stoner comedy so hard

    • @freespiritwithnature4384
      @freespiritwithnature4384 4 года назад +9

      Cool when your young ,til it starts to really f with your memory. Ohhh man,it’s bad m the older you get my friend , you do forget.
      Look at Aaron Hernandez Story , I don’t even know if he was a stoner . Just be careful man .
      Live longer life and reverse aging. David Sinclair ,Lewis Howes. If your in 20s- 30-s-40, they can actually reverse your age . Any older it’s harder , Bill is f hilarious,I would have paid $ to see him eating a postcard brownie . ( I mentioned it only because you mentioned that you were a stoner , I’m watching a 28 yr old ,lose their memory literally,just from f bongs . I tried to help ,but apparently vaping is worse . ) As a stoner , Do you recommend anything safer ,because frankly I’m scared ###$hipless right now. Bills hilarious,unfortunately he too looks exactly like my brothers twin. He died a few yrs ago. RIP TODD ,age32 .He and his BFF got drunk ,my brother passed out on the lawn and Andy accidentally ran over his shin the next am,not seeing him,it got infected,but spread. He beat it , but it came back , and robbed him of his memory too . Our dad died the yr before too ,.
      Good News Is about a month ago ,I read a true story about this Cancer Cure. It’s real @ works.
      “ How Joe TIPPINS beat terminal lung cancer with $7 dollar dog medicine.
      FENDBENDAZOLE/Pancura. Interviewed by James Templeton,from the Wellness Center.”
      My Cancer Story Rocks, was on Facebook,but open only to Cancer Patients.
      Anyway Yeah Bill is awesome. 😊.

    • @chesterwardan5515
      @chesterwardan5515 4 года назад +34

      Free Spirit With Nature what in the FUCK are you talking about...... don’t ever make these false claims and accusations about weed ever, ever again. You fucking crack head.

    • @mracidman2536
      @mracidman2536 4 года назад +31

      @@freespiritwithnature4384 you must be smoking something else

    • @xbluetux3505
      @xbluetux3505 4 года назад +6

      @@mracidman2536 idk man I've said some pretty weird shit the first couple times I got high😂 and it made sense in my head😂 so maybe hes just HELLA fucked up lmfao

    • @dougboyd536
      @dougboyd536 4 года назад +9

      @@mracidman2536 maybe it was laced with angel dust!

  • @jediknight38
    @jediknight38 Год назад +65

    "I go home, go down the basement and I ate the whole brownie!"
    Rookie mistake. 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Miatacrosser
    @Miatacrosser 5 лет назад +141

    This is the funniest pot routine I've ever heard. I even laughed at the lady that went Ahhh when he said he flushed it. Pure comedic gold, Bill. Circle the bases.

  • @fionarhiannonpitbullextrao5786
    @fionarhiannonpitbullextrao5786 5 лет назад +1344

    I swear, I have never laughed so damn hard over ANY of Bill's material as I did over the marijuana story. Particularly this whole part.

    • @fred306801
      @fred306801 5 лет назад +23

      Me to, it has been years since I laughed and my insides hurt now.

    • @wendypicou8503
      @wendypicou8503 5 лет назад +18

      Jen Mills I know right!!!! This is absolutely HILARIOUS!!!

    • @bettycogswell9851
      @bettycogswell9851 5 лет назад +13

      I was the same. This was hilarious....

    • @Noel_NotJustForChristmas
      @Noel_NotJustForChristmas 5 лет назад +12

      Oh my God, I'm with ya. I wet myself twice.

    • @Kitkatheb
      @Kitkatheb 5 лет назад +19

      I was wearing head phones while watching this video and I believe every one around me thought I was nuts 😆

  • @kbshaw
    @kbshaw 5 лет назад +82

    I feel like everybody needs a friend like Peace in their life

    • @jessegd6306
      @jessegd6306 5 лет назад +2

      Yeah but preferably not WHEN THEY'RE DEALING OUT YOUR PRESCRIPTION MEDICATION AND GIVING YOU THE WRONG KIND OF SHIT

    • @marysunshine4730
      @marysunshine4730 5 лет назад +1

      I have several

    • @wooboo2009
      @wooboo2009 3 года назад +1

      Friends like peace are AMAZING ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

    • @joystone6378
      @joystone6378 Год назад +2

      Peace would be my BFF if I lived close by!!

  • @viking22
    @viking22 10 месяцев назад +6

    Yeah, we definitely need part 3 and Gayle's experience. This is one of the funniest routines I've seen. Thanks Bill for your talent.

  • @Dustindonahue01
    @Dustindonahue01 4 года назад +228

    "He has acute angina"
    "He has a what"
    I died

  • @JamesOhGoodie
    @JamesOhGoodie 5 лет назад +771

    Meanwhile Ron White is offstage thinking “Dude, you should have just asked!”

  • @ingrid1797
    @ingrid1797 3 года назад +30

    I so agree of part 3 is so needed in this story! He's another one of those Comics that just tells it how it is and I think that's why we can all relate to him. Been-there-done-that!!!

  • @MrJaxparadize
    @MrJaxparadize 5 лет назад +55

    “Where did you get these brownies?!”
    Lmfao!!!!! Epic!!!

  • @davidbowers2209
    @davidbowers2209 5 лет назад +283

    I would love to hear Gayles stories about life with Bill.

    • @caseysimon6357
      @caseysimon6357 4 года назад +8

      ...or Gail’s stories..

    • @AZKathy07
      @AZKathy07 3 года назад +3

      Can you imagine all these stories from her perspective!!!! Hahahahahahaha!!!

    • @carlalongerbeam774
      @carlalongerbeam774 Год назад +3

      Uh, I second that idea. I could only imagine the stories that she could tell. Plus, how she feels about Bill using her & usually something embarrassing. 😂

    • @debrabaird633
      @debrabaird633 Месяц назад

      Me too

  • @ritabarber1155
    @ritabarber1155 2 года назад +34

    This was the most hilarious thing he's ever done ! I love him

  • @roach1947
    @roach1947 5 лет назад +495

    Laughed so hard, i woke my kid up. Could have something to do with the brownie i had earlier, too.

    • @66flamer
      @66flamer 5 лет назад +6

      here...hands you a plate of nachos.

    • @zurties510
      @zurties510 5 лет назад +1

      I got half way though this and texted friends for edibles. Never had one but we are getting dabs to make them

    • @BloodySawBlade
      @BloodySawBlade 5 лет назад +2

      A most excellent choice. 😂

    • @doreenau2975
      @doreenau2975 9 месяцев назад

      OMG 😂 😅

  • @Nakamichi_Jun
    @Nakamichi_Jun 5 лет назад +83

    First comedian in a long time who has had me in stitches this bad, with very little to no rude words! Pretty amazing skill in this day and age, thank you Bill. Please run for President!

  • @TorturedPeace
    @TorturedPeace 5 лет назад +41

    Watched this numerous times and laugh so hard every time! I’m in the room with him as he tells the story!

  • @marktempleton9601
    @marktempleton9601 4 года назад +46

    Peace said,"Are you having trouble going nighty-night?" 😂

  • @stephanieyeminez89
    @stephanieyeminez89 2 года назад +19

    3 part would be great OMG I couldn't stop laughing I just love you. Merry Christmas to you and your family. Also love Blue comedy collar club. God bless.

  • @escapingennui
    @escapingennui 5 лет назад +893

    "Most excellent choice"
    Was he from Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure?

  • @unotweek
    @unotweek 5 лет назад +27

    Bill has always been one of my favorite comedians, his view on life makes me laugh till I hurt.

  • @missyb2366
    @missyb2366 5 лет назад +282

    I laughed so hard no sound was coming out, tears were running down my face, and my side still hurts!

    • @maceyprice9658
      @maceyprice9658 5 лет назад +5

      Missy B me toooooo

    • @nancymiller349
      @nancymiller349 5 лет назад +8

      I laughed so hard tears were running down my legs

    • @missyb2366
      @missyb2366 5 лет назад +4

      @@nancymiller349 LOL!!!!

    • @BillEngvallComedy
      @BillEngvallComedy  5 лет назад +33

      Best kind of laughs Missy!!

    • @purplerain6191
      @purplerain6191 5 лет назад +7

      Yep same..
      ...meanwhile somewhere behind me my mom bout pissed herself laughing

  • @edgarhoey8733
    @edgarhoey8733 4 года назад +4

    I could listen to stories like this all day

  • @timothyhodges705
    @timothyhodges705 7 месяцев назад +10

    The visual of Gayle drinking milk out of the carton is too much! 😆😆😆😆

  • @LilyMaeBrass
    @LilyMaeBrass 5 лет назад +266

    “I was fine for 20 minutes”
    .. “then I didn’t have a body”

    • @djgaben6187
      @djgaben6187 Год назад +2

      Exactly how my first edible experience went. Shit was soooooo crazy

    • @LilyMaeBrass
      @LilyMaeBrass Год назад

      @@djgaben6187 😂 same man

    • @geekymetalhead5112
      @geekymetalhead5112 2 месяца назад

      As an experienced stoner, I've had my funniest moment with three 100mg bottles of rays......yeah long story short, the first 2 hit after I finished the 3rd one and my body was jello for 8 hours 😂😂

  • @lashendawest7509
    @lashendawest7509 Год назад +11

    We love Bill Engvall

  • @stevenpope1462
    @stevenpope1462 5 лет назад +117

    thank you for posting the other half of the story, Bill! You are funny as ever!

  • @jacksycz
    @jacksycz 5 лет назад +34

    I laughed so hard that I was actually tearing up. The voice alterations are particularly useful. What a pro.

  • @1224dlc
    @1224dlc 5 лет назад +215

    I kept saying “oh no, he didn’t..he didn’t eat the whole brownie.” He ate the whole brownie! 😂😂. He’s absolutely funny! I love it when he laughs at his own experience!

    • @MorrisonScotch
      @MorrisonScotch 4 года назад +4

      Trying out new pick up lines, tell me what you think.
      Hey baby, let me eat your brownie.

    • @kennethneece4838
      @kennethneece4838 2 года назад +3

      @@MorrisonScotch 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 That may or may not work as pick up line!🤣🤣🤣

    • @amigopuerco
      @amigopuerco Год назад +2

      I always eat the whole brownie. I must have a high edible tolerance or something. My experiences are never like they talk

    • @Maddym365
      @Maddym365 Год назад +2

      “A head can’t roll upstairs!!”

    • @chriswright5204
      @chriswright5204 11 месяцев назад

      Don’t we all

  • @johnmoehring9329
    @johnmoehring9329 4 года назад +30

    OH. MY. GOSH!!! This made me laugh so hard I woke my wife in the other room. These two bits are some of the best I've ever heard.

  • @derekwalker4622
    @derekwalker4622 3 года назад +24

    Oh Bill, I have to rate you up there with Lewis Grizzard for story-telling. You are pure genius. I have to say, you're probably my favorite of all time. So damn funny. Thanks!

    • @rogm8577
      @rogm8577 Год назад +1

      He was a great American.

    • @glendahoward8259
      @glendahoward8259 11 месяцев назад +1

      Wow! There's a name you don't hear very often! You're right though😁

  • @VivaLaDnDLogs
    @VivaLaDnDLogs 5 лет назад +227

    Bill just has this long-lost style of telling funny stories. And the older he gets, the more incredulous he becomes at this sh*t.
    I think Bill was born to do Dad Jokes.

    • @sheilacape4794
      @sheilacape4794 2 года назад +3

      I like the one about the bugs just a getin' it across the desert sands! On Dorkfish...lol

  • @GirlDad605
    @GirlDad605 4 года назад +44

    I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time. I’m dying!😂😂😂

  • @ritabarber1155
    @ritabarber1155 2 года назад +7

    I have watched this so many times ! I about die from laughing , especially after his mother calls . OMGOSH . I COULD BARELY BREATHE ! LOVE HIM !!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @YourTattooedRebelGirl
    @YourTattooedRebelGirl 5 лет назад +247

    ''Who knows what kind of sick disgusting things they'll do to a head in jail!'' "My father has a vagina and apparently it's a cute one!!!" I have never laughed so freaking hard in my life!!!! Bill you are awesomeness wrapped in hilariousness 😂🤣😂

    • @paulk5311
      @paulk5311 5 лет назад +2

      i found that...not even funny.
      maybe because i am not high.

    • @YourTattooedRebelGirl
      @YourTattooedRebelGirl 5 лет назад +16

      Everyone is entitled to their opinion. I'm a total stoner but this had me laughing to the point I couldn't breathe. He's just a really good comedian

    • @Beezlie727
      @Beezlie727 5 лет назад +4

      @@YourTattooedRebelGirl you said it! He's beyond funny because his routines are so relatable & believable! He has me in tears every time! "A cute vagina"! OMG stop! "Maybe that's why I have a narrow urethra!"

    • @YourTattooedRebelGirl
      @YourTattooedRebelGirl 5 лет назад +2

      @@Beezlie727 Yes and I get a kick out of him every single time!!!! He has to get together with Jeff, Larry, and Ron again!!! I love when Bill does his own thing but all four of them together makes for one awesome comedy adventure lol!!!

  • @KingGremlin602
    @KingGremlin602 5 лет назад +39

    Acute angina im crying real tears😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @AnnabellaRedwood
    @AnnabellaRedwood 5 лет назад +62

    Welcome to Shangri-La... That punch line was spot on. It's all so crazy you know it's got to be true! 😀😂

  • @kristysuggs3282
    @kristysuggs3282 Год назад +2

    That Ward Clever line was too funny!!! That would have been a good epsoide of Leave it to Beaver. We named our kid Beaver!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @suzyivey123
    @suzyivey123 5 лет назад +240

    My friend and I were smoking at her house ,we were in our 30-s and her phone rang and she looked at the caller ID and said , put it out its my mom. I was like are you high claireese , she's on the phone not at the door , dork

    • @crisvanfan
      @crisvanfan 5 лет назад +6

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @zombiegone2073
      @zombiegone2073 5 лет назад +9

      The fact her name is claireese makes the whole story funnier

    • @u4riahsc
      @u4riahsc 5 лет назад +4

      I can totally relate.

    • @blondebailey9575
      @blondebailey9575 4 года назад +5

      Two of my sisters, my mom and I were all at a concert in San Diego. Some guys behind us lit up and offered it to my mom first. She very politely turned it down. We of course all happily took a few hits. To this day we still laugh about how polite our mom was, she's from a whole different decade than we are. 😂😂😂

    • @u4riahsc
      @u4riahsc 4 года назад +12

      Blonde Bailey - back in the 60s my mom caught me rolling a joint, and it was to her, the most horrible thing ever. Fast forward into the 80s and she asks me to get her some weed. She claimed it was for her friend with glaucoma (I let her think I believed that). A couple of weeks later I asked her if she liked it and she said that she didn't think she would do it again. When I asked her why, she said that she ended up eating everything in the house. Oh yeah - I forgot to tell her about the munchies!

  • @Mr.SpaceBurger
    @Mr.SpaceBurger 5 лет назад +30

    One of the best story tellers. Much love from Michigan.

  • @hakunamatata3641
    @hakunamatata3641 4 года назад +8

    “And I was fine for 20mins and then I didn’t have a body” LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @geoffreyokrongly916
    @geoffreyokrongly916 4 года назад +2

    Bill. I have been listening to you for two decades. You are the first comedian I remember listening to as a kid. I listen to comedy every day, now. And I blame you. Thank you for making your career what it is. You are amazing.

  • @DRockin33
    @DRockin33 5 лет назад +102

    He reminds me of Crush from finding Nemo when he does Peace. Lmao!

    • @racingfuel28
      @racingfuel28 5 лет назад +2

      Frenrik Rodriguez I was wondering if anyone else thought that😂

    • @BillEngvallComedy
      @BillEngvallComedy  5 лет назад +23

      Bet you they were related!

    • @DRockin33
      @DRockin33 5 лет назад +4

      Bill Engvall Lol. you’re not eating those brownies right now are you? 😂

    • @oldman9843
      @oldman9843 5 лет назад +3

      After watching Nemo over 1000 times with the granddaughters I thought the same thing brother .

    • @18aplateindoors
      @18aplateindoors 4 года назад +1

      Ben Coker that’s crazy he responded to you

  • @KarenBianchini
    @KarenBianchini 5 лет назад +24

    Oh Lord. I haven't laughed so hard in quite some time!! Thanks Bill.

  • @karirose3513
    @karirose3513 5 лет назад +68

    hilarious! wish they'd come back with more. Bill was always my favorite along with Ron.

    • @lucynightfall455
      @lucynightfall455 5 лет назад +6

      And Jeff Foxworthy too

    • @BillEngvallComedy
      @BillEngvallComedy  5 лет назад +11

      Was!? I'm still around Kari geesh!!! haha we both are!!

    • @karirose3513
      @karirose3513 5 лет назад +2

      Bill Engvall
      You guys are all amazing! I just meant I wish there were more that i haven't seen, watched you guys so much! ( in a non creep like way). Lmao

    • @seanlauer7483
      @seanlauer7483 5 лет назад +4

      @@lucynightfall455 Let's not forget about Larry The Cable Guy

  • @timliley8204
    @timliley8204 5 лет назад +6

    Laugh so hard started coughing love Bill Engvall my favorite comedian of all time

  • @pmmrfan9892
    @pmmrfan9892 5 лет назад +30

    When you get high for the 1st time...someone should help you like a Shaman 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @markorollo.
    @markorollo. 5 лет назад +18

    I remember the first time I smoked, outside a pub, went back in, sat down, and it felt like I was sat on the floor. Then later on I got picked up, by the mother, stumbled getting up and pretended I was drunk, not high, because apparently being pissed as a fart is fine but high as a kite isn't. That's the world we live in.

  • @connorwilliams5785
    @connorwilliams5785 4 года назад +18

    Bill Engval: The real head of the household.

  • @shifrabaila6673
    @shifrabaila6673 4 года назад +3

    This must be the 4th or 5th time I have heard this and I still laugh - out loud - and I am alone when I watch it. And it will probably make me laugh the next time I watch it - again and again. Love a comedian who does not need to curse in order to get a "rise" out of the audience.

  • @kaitlynj.7389
    @kaitlynj.7389 4 года назад +14

    I was listening to this while working out and I literally feel on the floor I was laughing so hard 😂👍
    I love Bill, he's absolutely hilarious ❤

  • @heidimarchant5438
    @heidimarchant5438 5 лет назад +92

    I've got tears in my eyes😂😂😂😂 cough cough...
    I think my neighbors think I'm nuts, the widows are open...who cares this is hilarious 😂

    • @micheleharbaugh8271
      @micheleharbaugh8271 5 лет назад +3

      I watched it while sitting on my back porch. Sorry neighbors. I couldn't breathe because I was laughing so hard (and loudly).

    • @Patrick_Cooper
      @Patrick_Cooper 5 лет назад +2

      Same here. Always bursting out laughing a stuff like this. People have to know I am high most the time. I am, but for medical reasons. ; )

    • @saillihou2224
      @saillihou2224 5 лет назад +2

      Well u gotta cough to get off

  • @RamDragon32
    @RamDragon32 5 лет назад +8

    I think I sprained my gut laughing so hard.

  • @smob6969
    @smob6969 5 лет назад +9

    Sir I just need you to know I just woke everyone in my house at 6 am laughing so loud! Been listening to your stuff since I was a little boy but now I have a little boy.

  • @micshork
    @micshork 4 года назад +2

    I really hope they make a DVD of this

  • @keithimel2007
    @keithimel2007 3 года назад +2

    Good to see Bill is still getting people to laugh it up.

  • @kath5201
    @kath5201 5 лет назад +614

    Yeah....edibles do need a guide or something. Bought some chocolates. Ate 1. Waited 2 hours...nuthin. Ate another....oh my Lord!

    • @bluebear3992
      @bluebear3992 5 лет назад +26

      They do. If you buy it from a clinic they have dosages. Be wary. Some of those are no joke. A hell of a time.

    • @dhanagunter5893
      @dhanagunter5893 5 лет назад +16

      They have a way of sneaking up on you. Made that mistake with a pot burger one time, ate it, nothing for about 20 minutes, then laughed my ass off for 2 hours straight, My son was not amused, however I had no pain anywhere for 24 hours. I never touch the edibles anymore.

    • @pamh.5705
      @pamh.5705 5 лет назад +12

      @Ronald Strout I suspect he took some literary license for the sake of the show!

    • @isorokudono
      @isorokudono 5 лет назад +13

      Lucky you. People always say they get scared. I smoke everyday and have never felt that..

    • @Dewitt-b8n
      @Dewitt-b8n 5 лет назад +13

      I eat them daiky. 100mg peanut butter cookies. Eliminates my back pain. The buzz is gentle.

  • @coloringwithd
    @coloringwithd 5 лет назад +16

    Just laughed my ass off and spit water out of my nose.

  • @daughterofTheLion
    @daughterofTheLion 5 лет назад +10

    Omgosh! Laughing so hard! Just hearing about his pot adventures is doing me good!

  • @36nikkijane
    @36nikkijane 4 года назад +1

    Every time he says "nothin'!" gets me.

  • @ianmartinezcassmeyer
    @ianmartinezcassmeyer Год назад +4

    "I was fine for 20 minutes...and then I didn't have a body." 😆😆😆😆😆

  • @kcass72
    @kcass72 5 лет назад +624

    Don’t eat pot brownies you’ll get the munchies and then keep eating the brownies 😂😂👍🏻

    • @hectorramos5400
      @hectorramos5400 5 лет назад +3

      LMAO

    • @M4A1_DELTA6
      @M4A1_DELTA6 5 лет назад +5

      HAHAHAHAHA SOO TRUE XD

    • @roberto3151991
      @roberto3151991 5 лет назад +4

      Isn't that the point tho? 0_0

    • @suzannemcneal7320
      @suzannemcneal7320 5 лет назад +11

      That's why you make a pan of regular brownies at the same time. My brownies are dosed at about an inch and a half square. Eat one then have all the normal brownie I want and relax.

    • @mikesavage8793
      @mikesavage8793 5 лет назад +6

      @@suzannemcneal7320 Yeah but then you run out of regular brownies and all you have is wacky brownies left.

  • @michigander_truckerrides985
    @michigander_truckerrides985 5 лет назад +62

    The story can’t end there I need to know what happens to gale

    • @midniteblue3313
      @midniteblue3313 5 лет назад +2

      Nothing. He aaid he ate the whole brownie.

    • @rookiemechwarrior
      @rookiemechwarrior 5 лет назад +2

      He said he bought a weeks worth so I assume he bought at least 7 assuming that he planned to eat one a day.

    • @caseysimon6357
      @caseysimon6357 4 года назад

      Gale..? She blew away. 🤷‍♂️

    • @MorrisonScotch
      @MorrisonScotch 4 года назад

      How about you eat the damn brownie and find out asssshooll

  • @lindamulholland406
    @lindamulholland406 3 года назад +13

    This had me laughing so hard ! 🤣Bill you are the man , Gayle is so lucky to have you ❤💖 , you are so funny and creative with your jokes and stories , keep it up !

  • @OdinOfficialEmcee
    @OdinOfficialEmcee 4 года назад +2

    "And then, I didn't have a body" I felt that. Been there too Bill 😂😂😂😂

  • @stephaniemiksell419
    @stephaniemiksell419 4 года назад +6

    Oh Bill.... as someone who started smoking(the wonderful devil’s weed) at 13 in the’70’s I was so with everything you were saying even until today. I went many years of my adulthood weed free but to get off opioid pain management I went natural. When I started again I had to re-learn. I’ll admit I enjoyed it. I had to go cold turkey to get off opioids. Worst time of my life. Give me marijuana any day. Trust me. Just don’t plan on leaving the house while high, get used to the munchies and the random obscure stuff that runs through your brain. ☺️ Live high my friend, live high 👍

  • @shaggydudegaming
    @shaggydudegaming 5 лет назад +6

    Seriously the first stand up that has made me laugh this hard in YEARS

    • @luv2cook.
      @luv2cook. 3 года назад

      You need to watch Sebastian maniscalco

  • @karendaniel620
    @karendaniel620 5 лет назад +294

    My daughter gave my mom a pot brownie, but mom didn't think it was working and ate another without telling my daughter. She was stoned out of her gourd and ended up in the emergency room because she couldn't feel her legs.

    • @Guillan80
      @Guillan80 5 лет назад +11

      😲🤣😂🤣😂🤣😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣i she ok though

    • @bobbiscub
      @bobbiscub 5 лет назад +13

      That's fucking hilarious!

    • @bobbiscub
      @bobbiscub 5 лет назад +6

      @@danielstewart7163
      Oh yeah, I know what they are.
      Damn man! That's intense! Definitely never want to drive whole on that kinda shit.

    • @pmmrfan9892
      @pmmrfan9892 5 лет назад +5

      @@danielstewart7163 was it the last time?😂🤣😂🤣

    • @beyond.the.paradigm359
      @beyond.the.paradigm359 5 лет назад +4

      Oh lord! That happened to my mom too. She was tripping for real.

  • @rocketman50
    @rocketman50 Год назад +4

    Thanks Bill. This took me back to the 70's and all that Good Bud.

    • @toddthecleaner
      @toddthecleaner 5 месяцев назад

      70’s weed was HORRIBLE ! The blow was pure as the driven snow

  • @johnlax22
    @johnlax22 7 месяцев назад +1

    I’m laughing so hard about his father and mother calling I have tears in my eyes!

  • @mikeyj517
    @mikeyj517 3 года назад +1

    Definitely need a 3rd part

  • @bjmurphy2000
    @bjmurphy2000 5 лет назад +33

    I just had my gallbladder removed and i laughed so hard at this i popped a stitch😂

    • @jalienesinger9153
      @jalienesinger9153 5 лет назад

      bjmurphy2000 omg that happened to me when I had surgery I had to go back 😂😭

  • @EdwardJamesKenway...
    @EdwardJamesKenway... 4 года назад +4

    OMG! THis was literally pure comedy I love it!!!

  • @lucynightfall455
    @lucynightfall455 5 лет назад +9

    Never heard him do this one before. OMG I was laughing!!

  • @johnnycash5336
    @johnnycash5336 11 месяцев назад +1

    Greatest comedy ever! Stoned right now and had to edit cause i hit send to quick 😂

  • @FutureMan420Blazer
    @FutureMan420Blazer Год назад +1

    WE NEED PART 3 !
    I also dont have a liver, lungs or an ass from laughing so much lmaooooo

  • @daltonhagood5059
    @daltonhagood5059 4 года назад +3

    5:05 is the funniest part as his face “realizes”

  • @CuriousGoodsJessica
    @CuriousGoodsJessica 5 лет назад +67

    Oh my God, as soon as he said his mom called, I remembered my friend's grandma busting us in the enclosed outdoor patio room at the exact moment the mushrooms kicked in and we laughed hysterically at her until she gave up & went back in the house 🤣😂🙊I miss you Ryan, we had some great times

  • @Sunmoonstars976
    @Sunmoonstars976 5 лет назад +8

    "The don't say hey, all you need is a corner". 🤣 My exact first experience with a candy bar.

  • @BoMuzurovic
    @BoMuzurovic 3 месяца назад

    Bill,thank you for all these years of laughter. It was needed.Again,regards from Australia....all the best to you and Gail

  • @ellenelder9941
    @ellenelder9941 3 месяца назад +1

    This guy is hilarious!! My stomach hurts from laughing so hard

  • @morethislessthat8396
    @morethislessthat8396 2 года назад +3

    His stoner guy voice just tears me up! It's like the perfect mix of Wayne and Garth, or Bill and Ted.

  • @adrienneharris8275
    @adrienneharris8275 5 лет назад +6

    I am laughing so hard! I want to hear Gayle’s experience!

  • @davedefields3313
    @davedefields3313 9 месяцев назад +2

    Thanks Bill. My face hurts from laughing.

  • @thecelticcrone7927
    @thecelticcrone7927 5 лет назад +27

    Is it just me, or does Peace sound like Ted, from Bill & Ted???🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Txepsiyu
    @Txepsiyu 2 года назад

    Bill, you just keep getting better and better.

  • @ryliebrown5925
    @ryliebrown5925 11 месяцев назад +1

    I’m fucked up rnn this story has me dying 🤣

  • @deanstephens5940
    @deanstephens5940 5 лет назад +53

    The brownie story is relatable! I'm just glad you were able to go to sleep! Last time I ate one, it was made with a Sativa strain. Damn thing had me stoned for 14 hours. Ah.... The good times.......

    • @SqueezeLift
      @SqueezeLift 5 лет назад +1

      14 hours? You sure it wasnt spice or PCP??

    • @deanstephens5940
      @deanstephens5940 5 лет назад +2

      @@SqueezeLift very sure. I decarboxolated the herb myself. Pineapple Express.

    • @deanstephens5940
      @deanstephens5940 5 лет назад +1

      @John Walker, for me its a much better alternative as opposed to the 40 mg of vicodan a day. not to mention the bar xanax, amitriptyline, and prozac on a daily basis.I've not entirely kicked the xanax and amitriptyline to the curb, but it still beats the hell out of opioids.

    • @ednafronkelbarger8601
      @ednafronkelbarger8601 3 года назад +1

      @@SqueezeLift You probably had some pretty weak edibles, because the average edible high lasts 6 hours, and it can often last quite a bit longer.
      www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/how-long-do-edibles-last#how-long-they-last

  • @danielkinn782
    @danielkinn782 5 лет назад +543

    How can Bill be really good friends with Ron White and NEVER tried weed.... Curious minds want to know

    • @danielkinn782
      @danielkinn782 5 лет назад +15

      @Thor Odinson wow.... Thanks for sharing. I'll sleep better someone took my comment seriously vs. a joke

    • @morishidol4209
      @morishidol4209 5 лет назад +26

      Thor Odinson
      *And* i have tried weed.
      I have no desire to ever try weed???

    • @hattienuff1405
      @hattienuff1405 5 лет назад +6

      Thor Odinson didn't tell you he's only 7 years old though ...

    • @jaynnnewell4722
      @jaynnnewell4722 5 лет назад +10

      Just because your friends do drugs doesn’t mean you have to (lord I sound like an after school special). I’ve never really been interested in trying any myself but I’ve hung out with people who did. I just said I wasn’t interested and they stopped offering.

    • @nofybn7794
      @nofybn7794 5 лет назад +3

      @@jaynnnewell4722 THAT is so rare though. Most do, out of peer pressure. Most probably wouldn't stay friends, they think the one that doesn't is a loser. Friends are usually alike in some way.

  • @TrinaSky-kg5gy
    @TrinaSky-kg5gy Год назад +4

    Hehehe 🤣 I love this. Thank you for sharing your gifts and talents with US ALL 🎉 I laughed so much 💯

  • @yodaz101
    @yodaz101 Год назад +1

    Most excellent choice 👌....you kill me 👍🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @sherriscook3674
    @sherriscook3674 7 месяцев назад +1

    Absolutely HILARIOUS!!!!

  • @jaybirdbennett8648
    @jaybirdbennett8648 4 года назад +6

    Still making me laugh lol haven’t changed a bit Bill! You’re awesome 👏🏻

  • @themisfitowl2595
    @themisfitowl2595 4 года назад +3

    I'm crying right now! I've not laughed this hard in forever!
    My only question is whether or not I should buy the DVD of this for my mother...