Blue Collar Comedy Tour: The Guys' Favorite Jokes
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- Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024
- Bill Engvall, Larry the Cable Guy, Ron White and Jeff Foxworthy sit down besides each other and tell a couple of their favorite jokes. The song at the beginning of the video is called "Sweet Child O' Mine" by Guns N' Roses.
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Larry's dizzy, Ron is drunk, then there's Bill and Jeff. Love em all, and I wish them nothing but the best.
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You spelled Ditzy wrong; ) 😂
There is this old actor, Dean Martin, who would always be drinking. Well, he would drink and he would drink and he'd get drunker and drunker. That was his schtick. Years later, turned out that he was only drinking apple juice all that time. He never actually drank bourbon. I wonder if Ron White does something similar.
We need more TV like this in today’s world.....
Good luck finding the, Preacher, or Republican. That follow, or teach the Values of Men, or Women.
They can’t find enough gay trans black non binary women that funny.
@@BoB-th8wmcan u expand or explain. I’m genuinely confused but always earnest
Bills reaction to jeffs mother in law joke just shows how many jokes these guy know
you know the best part of a bill engvall joke, how hard he laughs at them.
"Alright. I give up. Where's the damn ship?"
One of my favorite jokes by Ron White! haha
I thought the flying lesson one was the best.
That was a john for joke
NO COURT WATCH HIS TATER SALAD BIT
I didn't get this one. I know I'm 10 years too late but could anybody explain this one?
@@anonymousbloke1 The ship joke? The parrot knew how the magician did all his jokes and ruined them for the audience. The magician got sick of it and tried to kill the parrot. Ship blew up and left the magician and parrot alone at sea. The parrot, thinking this was all part of the show, gave up and asked where the ship was as if it was all a trick. Not sure how else to explain. Sorry.
Ron getting up at 4:44 right when Larry was going to start his joke and Jeff’s reaction was awesome.
Jeff: "Ronnie do you gotta joke?"
Ron: "Nope!"
lol
Just let me drink my scotch guys.
@@patrickglover7506 With my "Scotch Guard" to protect my seat! lol
@@jeraleewood5969 yes.
Love the casual response to Ron “Alright”.
Works for me.... I love the other 3, but he bugs me
"Ronnie you got a joke?"
"Nope"
Ron is one of the greatest of all time
That’s one of my favorite parts. It’s kinda funny also because my boss at Amazon Delivery does this. My supervisor will talk during our team meeting and then be like “Greg you got anything?” And he says it the exact same way “Nope..” lmao 🤣 I die laughing every time cuz of Ron lol
Er, no.
The greatest died on august 11, 2014.
"It ain't right but you laughed at it." Yes I did. I'm going "OH NO thats evil" between chuckles. LOL
Lol
They NEVER fail 2 amuse US!!!! TOO HILARIOUS 🤣😅
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Damn straight
12 years later and still just as funny. 😂
These sorts of comments irritate me. Why would time make something less funny?? And just 12 years at that?! Oscar Wilde is still funny and he died in 1900.
@@FuckFeministsdepending on the topic that they are speaking about sometimes it doesn’t hold its relevance.
Not Ron. He has disappeared. The booze ruined him.
Bill is doing o.k.
Larry quit. He was my fav n I hate rednecks. That's funny. I don't care who u are. With him, so true.
Jeff must have retired too. Touring is a drag.
The 3 are handsome ,not Larry but he is funnier because he is so average joe. Cable guynis sn wct. He has nons.wccent really.
I wonder if he has a sister. I doubt it. GooGle.
A guy dies and goes to Hell. When he arrives, the devil is waiting for him. Behind the devil are 3 closed doors. The devil says, "there are 3 doors and you must do something behind them" Devil opens the 1st door and in that room, there are people standing on there heads on a concrete floor. Guys says"I don't want to do that" Devil closes door #1 and opens the 2nd door and there are people standing on there heads on a wooden floor. Guys says, "I don't wanna do that either" Devil closes the 2nd door and opens the 3rd door and there are people at a bar drinking beer with shit up to there knees. Guys says, "I guess that's not too bad" so the guy enters the bar and the devil brings him his beer. 1/2hr later, devil opens the door and says, "alright breaks over, back to standing on your heads"
I gotta admit the preacher told me that lol 😂😂😂 had me on the floor lmao
Too bad they don't tour together anymore. They are awesome and very hilarious when they are together like this.
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agree they are funny all together
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Have you not heard? Bill retired and was sold for spare parts.
I love how in the beginning, Sweet Child O' Mine is played!
My shortest favorite "dad joke."
Two men walk into a bar.
One guy rubs his forehead and turns to the other guy. "So why don't we ever duck?"
A youth got into a lot of trouble, vandalizing and the such. One day, he got married; so he cleaned up his act. Well, some years went by, and the wife ran away with the state trooper. After the divorce, the man decided to live a little; and got himself a 1969 Ford Mustang. He was speeding along the highway, when he saw blue flashing lights. The man sped up some more, before realizing; "Hey, what am I doing? I'm not young anymore." So the man turned his blinker on and pulled over. After he and the state trooper stopped, the trooper got and went up to the man's window. "License, and registration; please." The trooper said. The man handed over his license and registration. "Do you know why I pulled you over?" The trooper asked. "Yes, sir; I do. I was speeding." The man answered. "I'll tell you what, I've heard every excuse in the book. So, you tell me a new one I haven't heard before, I'll let you off with a warning." The man thought for a few seconds before saying; "Well, sir; the thing of it is, is that my ex-wife ran away with a state trooper and, well; I thought you were bringing her back." The state trooper handed back the license and registration and said; "Have a nice day."
jrny20 I don't quite get the end
The guy hated his wife.
I gotta remember that one next time I'm pulled over by a state trooper.
@@tenhirankei Trust me, the state troopers have all heard that joke.
+Mike M That was a joke?
"Bring me my brown pants"
THAT one killed me
Some of the best comedians! They all are hilarious!
Nobody laughs harder at Bill Engvall jokes than Bill Engvall.
"Alright i give up, wheres the damn ship?"
lmao
Will Lonzie lol that was one of the best
This is the best genre of videos on the platform
The look on Engvall's face @ 6:39 is priceless! I thought he was gonna launch like a rocket outta his chair!!
Thanks for posting!!!!! Love these guys!!!
"I'll get that in one shot!"
I don't know about y'all, but I very nearly pissed my pants at that. xD
Watching Ron White hurts my liver 🤪
Buddcar Cook same
...lightweights...
They were all good but the parrot joke kept me laughing for quite a while!
These guys are awesome... Thank you for your video
ron white is the best
julie1039. Thank you
julie1039 Ron is the worst. Not funny at all
Bear hunting season has just opened. A lone hunter sights a bear, squeezes off a shot, and the bear drops out of sight. The hunter runs up to where he thought the bear should be, looks around and sees nothing. Then he feels a tap on his shoulder. It's the bear, who says, "I've just come out of a long hibernation and I'm hungry and horny, so I'm either going to eat you or screw you. Your choice." After the hunter pulls up his pants and slowly crawls away, he gets angry and decides to turn and take another shot at the bear. Again, the bear falls out of sight. He walks over to where it was and feels a tap on his shoulder. The bear says, "Same two options." As the hunter is crawling away, he turns and takes one final shot and the bear falls to the ground, motionless. He crawls up to the bear, who opens his eyes just as the hunter reaches him and says, "You're not really here for the hunting, are you?"
Best one yet in the comments.
I think it's the wording of the punchline that is so right.
Now that’s funny!
This one was pretty good. 😄
A preacher goes bear hunting, after sitting up in a tree for 3 hours he finally spots one. He lines up his scope, gets the red dot right on the bear’s forehead when suddenly the branch snaps and he falls down about 10 feet from the bear. The bear turns, growls, and starts running towards him, the preacher gets up and takes off running. They run for about 2 minutes before the bear has run him into a corner by a cliff. The preacher gets down on his knees and prays “God I ask for your mercy and hope that this bear is a follower of you, oh Lord. Amen.” The bear walks up to the preacher and after growling once more the bear bows his head and says “dear lord please bless this meal for the nourishment of my body, amen”
Typical wife. "That's easy for You to say Jerry, you don't have to get up in the morning!" Lol
These guys are so hilarious 🤣
''Do have any know aliases? Ron-''Yeah, they call me, Tater Salad'' *Blue collar Comedy Tour Entrance* ''Mr.Ron Tater Salad White!!!!''
Guy walks into a bar and asks for a shot of 12-year-old Scotch. Bartender tries to fool him with a shot of cheap bar Scotch. He drinks it, and says, "This is some cheap ass bar scotch...I want 12-year-old Scotch." Bartender gives him a shot of 6-year-old Scotch, but our Scotch expert is not fooled. "I want 12-year-old Scotch! Not 6, not 8, not 9 year old stuff!" Bartender gives him finally the 12-year-old stuff, our Scotch snob says, "Thank you, sir...very smooth."
Drunk at the end of the bar walks over and says, "Pretty good...here take a drink of this." The guy takes the glass and drinks the concoction. He looks over and says, "This shit tastes like piss!" The drunk said, "It is, now how old am I?"
The guy can't tell the difference be between sh*t and p*ss, but he sure knows his Scotch!
Not as good as the Long Island Duckling joke.
LMAOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
I love these guys !!
Guy walks into a bar carrying a piece of asphalt. Says to the bartender, "give me a beer, and let me have one for the road."
These guys are HILARIOUS! wow! legends!
haha omg i love them so much lol....larry spinnin in his seat...so like him lol
Me too. I love the Here's your sign shows that he does
I feel like I'm okay when Ron is drinking on stage. Scotch in my hand
Yeah, talk about an inspirational booster drink?!
Bill engvald loves his jokes
I've heard the "Brown Pants" joke 30 years ago, still good!
Anyway, there's a guy in a bar just bragging about how his Pit Bull has never lost a fight. Then walks in a guy with funny looking yellow dog that had a squat body, stubby legs and a long broad snout.
So the dude with the funny looking yellow dog says "I'll bet you 1 Grand cash that my funny looking yellow dog will beat your pit bull in a fight.
So the bar tender holds the money and the guys let their two dogs go at it in the back alley. Then the yellow dog bites the pit bull in two and eats it. The pit bull's owner asks "What kind of dog is that?"."Well", says the yellow dogs owner, "before we cut off its tail and painted it yellow we called it an alligator".
Enjoying to the moon and back
LOVE THE PARROT!!! WINKZ GRINZ
These four guys together are the best!!!
Bill Engvall laughs hardest at his own jokes. haha
All these guys are a trip.Love to laugh.
Jeff's like screw it I'm not wasting my time bothering with Larry !!!!
I’m reading the comments and now everybody a comedian lol.👍😁😎
I like that they laugh at their jooks!🤣
Those last two were pretty good haha
Always wondered if the Deadpool movie stole the red shirt, brown pants bit from this
It did
Good for you. You're the only one who got it right.
Ron, you got a joke?
Nope!
Immortalfire he sucks..
I would not be able to repeat most of these
8:10 I knew Deadpool got that joke from somewhere
lol that joke is probably as old as these comedians if not older
bolatluver29 i
Duh du jour
@theff07 yeah it is !!!!! yes bill's laughter is contagious !!! when he laughs it just makes you want to laugh along with him !!!
Lol i saw this on tv last night, and I havent had such a good laugh in ages.. These guys are SO funny
Love all these guys!!
Saving the best one for last eh?:D
@TracyLynn93 Heres your sign.
"I was pulled over on the side of a rode with the hood up and it was smoking. A truck pulled up behind me and i just knew he was going to say it.. "
"Car break down? "
" No car needed a cigarette so i pulled over. "
Here's your sign.
"Bring Me My Brown Pants!"...LOL
Luv these guys!😂
I also like the one about the aunt who had a stroke
I'm catching the 8.15 outta here 🤣🤣🤣
Hi Larry and Jeff. Have a Merry Christmas 🎄
Nice, your video
bring me my brown pants joke was just used on game of thrones, here's your sign cersei
i have walked up too a plumber,& said fix my toilet.
did you jump?
Yeah. Well, a little at first!
Good, clean jokes.
Anyone else notice how scatological all of Bill's jokes were?
why do they laugh so dam hard!!
Step 3: ???
Step 4: Profit...
you forgot the most important steps lol.
A lady stumbles into a bar and says "Beertender get me a dribble martuni and put a pickle in it." He gives it to her and she drinks it down. She says "Beertender get me another dribble martuni and put a pickle in it." He gives it to her and she drinks it down. Then she says "Beertender get me another dribble martuni and put two pickles in it because...because I got heartburn." The bartender says "Look lady it ain't beertender it's bartender. It's not a martuni. It's a martini. It's not a dribble. It's a double. It's not a pickle. It's an onion. And you don't got heartburn. You got your left tit in the ashtray.
THAT'S FUNNY SHIT RIGHT THERE
Heard that one before on The Howard Stern Show. Still funny af.
HELL YEAG!
And here I thought all those pickles were giving her heartburn!
New Joke, (which also isn't right):
Doc; I have good news and bad news.
Joe; What's the good news?
Doc;You got married. And the bad news is you've become blind.
Joe; Really? Wow!
Doc; Oh, sorry, I meant it the other way.
If you don't think aliens live among us explain the lady at 4:53
this is hilarious and larry the cable guy is funny
I have a joke. A man was going to die the next day and his wife was making cookies. The man walks over and reaches for a cookie and she slapped his hand and says, leave those cookies alone. I’m saving them to serve at the wake.
Love the into!
"Bring me my brown pants" lmao! i love that joke
I BET THIS IS THE SAME DOCTOR!!!
5:03 best one!
That last one sounds like Dave Allen.
Bring me my brown pants!😂😂
Crazy guys!
It ruined it for me when I found out Larry's real accent
I think I saw something where he used his real voice in it. I was surprised at it at first. But no matter whether it's his Larry the Cable Guy voice or his regular voice as Dan Whitney, he still says "Son of a bitch" as "Sumbitch".
They need to het back together.
Ron's got a nice buzz
Lol love how Ron just smoking a cigar and drinking whiskey
It a Scotch he always has a cigar and a Scotch
Those pants could have been two tone; yellow AND brown!
the joke Bill told @ 8:00 made me think of Malcolm Reynolds from Firefly, because he's the captain of Serenity, and he always wore brown pants & a red shirt.
5:05 is the funniest joke in the whole video
are these the guys who said the joke about him taking a dump and his kid asks under the door, "what are you doin" im building a rocket ship what do you think im doin, "I wanna build a rocket ship", my friend told me that at school and it made me laugh =)
6:53
"It ain't right but you laughed at it!!" Plus one to you Jeff!
By saying "nope", Ron was funnier than every other joke told during this segment :D
A length of rope walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says "Get out, we don't serve your kind in here!" The rope goes outside and cuts himself in half and ties his two sections together. He takes a comb and combs out his ends. He walks back into the bar and the bartender says "hey, aren't you that rope I just kicked out?" The rope replied "No, I'm a frayed knot."
An old man Mr Smith goes to the doctor and tells him he can't hear out of his left ear. Doctor say well lets take a look, The doc looks into his ear and say Mr. Smith you have a suppository in your ear.
Mr. Smith say's "Oh, Now I know what happened to my hearing aid....
Two hunter friends are hunting and one drops to the floor. The other thinks he may be dead so he quickly calls 911. He asks the operator what to do and he says,"make sure that your friend is actually dead" there is silence and then a gun shot. The man goes " ok now what."😄😆
yeah that a good joke...but I like ( nfl green bay funny ) that is funny
Benjamin Lehman Yeah I saw that youtube video too lol
Benjamin Lehman totally paused the video to read your joke. 😂
That not right (but it's funny though )
I LOVE THAT I LAUGHED SO HARD I THOUGHT I WET MYSELF
No one laughs harder at a Bill Engvall joke than Bill Engvall.
Too true and all honesty, I think his were the weakest of them all
That's his charm.
@@NP148 The way I see it is this.
If you can't laugh at yourself, and your own stuff, you have no right to laugh at anyone else.
His solo act was great but yea his jokes with the guys were stale
I see you all are professionals. Your albums all went double platinum I guess...funny, never heard of any of you idiots...