My Grandmother, bless her heart, was such a wonderful woman. She was so friendly. I once had a conversation with her over the phone, it was a like a 7 minute talk. Everything seemed normal. we're having a nice chat. We go to end the conversation so we're saying our goodbyes and whatnots and I say "I love you". She randomly gets sorta quiet and then finally says "I was going to ask earlier... but who is this?" That angel of a woman literally had a complete conversation for close to ten minutes with someone she didn't know and even waited until the very end to ask. She talked with me like she knew me my whole life. I had no clue she didn't know. It was just that natural of a conversation. Half the time I can't even tell a waiter what I want to eat without feeling out of place and she didn't even bat an eye at the thought she was on the phone with a possible stranger. R.I.P. Gammy Liz
Bill, I had the pleasure of taking ACLS from your Dad as a third-year medical student at S&W. He was a great instructor and hilarious, I was in no way surprised that his son was a comedian. I think we still have the stork drawing he did for mothers who delivered at S&W. I hope he is still doing well, and I am sure he is proud of you.
Aw heck I've known guys like Bill. You think this is a well developed act, but seriously like half the guys I've known from my hometown are just the same. I can't ever hang out with them them without laughing my a** off.
Oh when my mom called my dad/sister and then I started talking she couldn’t tell the difference between my sister and I since we sounded the exact same on the phone. Well to her we did.
Bill Envill is so funny. I remember long time ago telling Jokes on TV when I was a younging. Made me laugh so hard tears in my eyes. Really good comedian. Thank you Bill for all the laughs in my life.
Played this in the car for my husband over Bluetooth on the way to my mother-in-law's. Had my three year old with us. Bill got to the end of his delivery, "Go to HELL!" and my son burst out, "No, go to Grandma's!" My husband and I guffawed for three minutes straight...and then the kid started telling us "Stop laughing! It's not funny!" 🤣
NPC1862862152-2 the problem with the world today... is the kardishians or whatever their stupid fucking name is, has millions of followers and this guy has 50,000.
"911. What's your emergency?" "WELL WE'RE ABOUT TO DAMN STARVE TO DEATH! THAT'S WHAT THE DAMN EMERGENCY IS!!!" "Ma'am Is there anyone dead there??" "THERE'S GONNA BE TWO DEAD PEOPLE IF WE DON'T GET OUR SANDWICHES REAL QUICK!!" I swear I almost spat out my drink when I first saw that part!! Lmao
First ACLS class I took, lead instructor was an anesthesiologist Dr. Engvall. He talked about his son who was working to become a comedian. Yes it turned out to be his father.
My mother often used to answer the phone in a deadpan voice and say, "city morgue." Or the longer version, "City morgue: you stab them, we slab them." She was visiting her mother in the hospital when the phone in the room rang. My poor grandfather when he heard "city morgue". It took Mom a bit to calm him down and realize it was just his exhausted daughter.
I was around 14 when the phone rang at home. I grabbed it since my mom was busy, "Kelly's Pool Room, Kelly ain't here.." Guy on the other end got the giggles so bad I couldn't understand him. I handed the phone to my mom.. It was the State Police calling about some charity event. 😁 Apparently he kept giggling thru the whole call. 😂😂
Telemarketer calls are especially fun to mess with.. I pretend they called a radio station request line and they're on the air. Fastest CLICK you've ever heard. 😂😂
Had a scammer call me yesterday, claiming he's from my insurance company. Obvious Indian accent is a big red flag. (Apologies to all Indians with legit jobs.) I had FUN with him. "Is this (FN, LN)?" No. [Gave him a fake LN.] "What kind of car do you have? Ford, Toyota, Nissan, or Chevy?" Yes. "Ok, Chevy. Impala? Coronado?" Yup. (There were a few more exchanges like this where he'd give me a multiple choice question and I gave him a very vague non-answer. Age, rent/own home, etc.) There were a couple times he had to read some long whatever to me. I made him repeat it three times. Finally he asks "Ok, so you live in [state I live in]?" Nope, I live in [other state]. He transfers me to some lady who supposedly represents a completely different insurance company. "How can I help you?" Well, Jeffrey who supposedly works for [my insurance company] transferred me here. I don't know why. "Do you live in [other state]?" Nope, I live in [third state]. Got transferred again. Call dropped after less than a minute, so fun ended. Shoutout to James Veitch for being the king of spam-handling. But damn, Bill Engvall can troll! His own parents! That's ballsy.
I about died. Apparently they had meals on wheels meal for lunch that day. They said they were late not that they didnt come !! This guy is so funny been watching him for years and it never gets old. This is a true Icon in the comedy community right there. Absolutely legend!!!
Thanks Bill. I'm from Austin. I'll be 70 on the fourth. Georgetown is not a small town any more. When I was growing up It still wasn't that small. I guess you are comparing it to L.A. Keep up your great comedy.
The real truth right there. You get something amazing in front of me and my stomach, you can sell me that bridge you got. I suspect most Women figure that one out pretty quick which would explain a lot...
My daughter met Bills dad and he was talking about his kids. He was talking about his son (Bill) and he isn't too impressed he's a comedian. He said, "I have a son but he's a comedian..." and he made a face like he wasn't exactly thrilled with Bill and his career choice. It was kinda funny.
4:44 "Yeah. Yeah that makes sense" He HAD to have been on to you!!! He may have been a small town country boy. But as you yourself said, Bill, he ain't dumb! There's no damn way he couldn't have suspected you! 😂😂😂
When he said " Way out in the sticks " I thought for sure he was talking about St.Regis, Montana. The family trees are two branches with three leaves. Their idea of family reunion is a party of five. It takes some residents three days to fully eat a ear of corn.
My ex boyfriend once took me and a friend of his to a really old cemetary after midnight. We took my van so there was room for all 3 of us. We wandered around there for a while, back in the trees with just flashlights for light. The ex's friend was already jittery & nervous judt being there. When we had to walk back to the van, I freaked them both out by pretending to have a conversation with a ghost. They ran like the hounds of hell were after them! Both were panicking because I'd locked the van and they couldn't get in. 😂😂 It took me halfway home to convince them it was a joke. 😄😂😄😂😄😂👻👻
Funny story, gotta try that one myself. It's just that when I started reading your story, by the time I got to the READ MORE icon I was so excited I expected a completely different ending to your tale.
My dad used to answer the phone before they had caller ID, so he had no clue how was on the other end. this is what he would say( Beck's Barn, head Jackass speaking.)
OMG, this is him. Ok I was told I was really funny and someone told me "you know ur exactly like Bill Engvall" I didn't know who it was till now, agghh, he's funny.
Didn't you just love getting your parents back in a funny way for all those times they dressed you in something ridiculous or embarrassed you in front of your friends??? I would have refused to wear those nasty clothes but my dad had a sense of humor and was a Marine and I know for a fact he would have sent me to school in my danged pajamas!! Hahaha. Good stuff!!
He's always been my favorite comedian the 1 that I like the best is when the mary Jane 1 when he ate brownies then his mom said um these brownies are delicious I lmao
“Y’all I’m a comedian. You cannot hand me a loaded gun like that and not think it ain’t gonna go off at some point.” Love that!
I don’t care how many of his specials I see, I still never know where he’s gonna go and it’s hilarious.
"Well it's something new we're trying" 🤣🤣
Right?? 😆😆😆
My Grandmother, bless her heart, was such a wonderful woman. She was so friendly. I once had a conversation with her over the phone, it was a like a 7 minute talk. Everything seemed normal. we're having a nice chat. We go to end the conversation so we're saying our goodbyes and whatnots and I say "I love you". She randomly gets sorta quiet and then finally says "I was going to ask earlier... but who is this?" That angel of a woman literally had a complete conversation for close to ten minutes with someone she didn't know and even waited until the very end to ask. She talked with me like she knew me my whole life. I had no clue she didn't know. It was just that natural of a conversation. Half the time I can't even tell a waiter what I want to eat without feeling out of place and she didn't even bat an eye at the thought she was on the phone with a possible stranger. R.I.P. Gammy Liz
'It'll mess up the books'.. I'm dying..haha..I'm literally crying... I needed this!
Bill, I had the pleasure of taking ACLS from your Dad as a third-year medical student at S&W. He was a great instructor and hilarious, I was in no way surprised that his son was a comedian. I think we still have the stork drawing he did for mothers who delivered at S&W. I hope he is still doing well, and I am sure he is proud of you.
(Best Bill Engvall impersonation) I did not know that Smith and Wesson *had* a medical school. Kinda makes sense when you think about it though.
@@odysseusrex5908 and im dead
@Darren Duvall I'm sorry to inform you but Bill's Dad has passed away.
@@odysseusrex5908 lmao 😂
How truly awesome
Can you imagine having Bill Engvall for a son? There would never be a dull moment.
or a dad 😂
@@chriscarpenter3370 - if his dad is anything like him, Bill better be getting ready for some serious Payback.
Would be fun even just having him as a friend.
Aw heck I've known guys like Bill. You think this is a well developed act, but seriously like half the guys I've known from my hometown are just the same. I can't ever hang out with them them without laughing my a** off.
Gffrffeermo
"And I'm not even disguising my voice! THIS IS HIS ONLY SON TALKING TO HIM!"
You know it's sad when both parents don't recognize there only son's voice.
Oh when my mom called my dad/sister and then I started talking she couldn’t tell the difference between my sister and I since we sounded the exact same on the phone. Well to her we did.
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Yeah, not buyin’ it.
15 years ago... just now clearing the books on it?!?!
But it’s a damn fine story.
My sister and I had very different voices IRL, but on the phone, most people couldn't tell us apart. It just depends.
Love Bill and his friend Jeff Foxworthy. The kind of humor you can lisren with your family. Thank you Mr. Engvall.
Exactly- it’s the kind of humor you can look at your family and go “guilty!”
What I would have loved to see was his precious mother's expression when her husband told the police to "Go to Hell" and hung up the phone. LoL
That would have just added more fuel to a later comedy skit! HAhaha!
He probably told her, "that was YOUR son on the phone."
@@vickiem601 lol
I also loved her “I know that get on the phone!!” bit 😂
"15 years later to correct your books? Who's your accountant? Gary?"
😂😂lol
Good comedy comes in all forms. Bill’s material is genius
"I know that, get on the PHONE!"
Anyone else visualize their mother saying this or is it just me?
No it's not just you....ROFLMAO
I totally imagine my mom doing that! 😂😂
Oooooohhhhhh, yeah!!! I think every mother has that tone!!
Damn i thought i was the only one
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I swear, most of the times I see Envall's work, I need to dry my eyes from laughing so hard!
When listening to him when he flew with the Thunderbirds I was laughing so hard I was in pain.
“am not disguising my voice” got me laughing damn near pissed my self.
Yup
That's what you call Southern humor😉😂😂😂😂😂
Bill Envill is so funny. I remember long time ago telling Jokes on TV when I was a younging. Made me laugh so hard tears in my eyes. Really good comedian. Thank you Bill for all the laughs in my life.
And the one dislike was from Bill's dad. 🤣🤣🤣
Riiight 🤣🤣🤣
Given Engvall Sr passed away last year.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@bayoustormryder3823 ttb ttb
Route 189 Productions his wife probably killed him opps
I love the fact that Bill's father keeps making sense of the WHOLE thing!!😂😅
This dude shattered my rib cage "well that sounds right to me"🤣🤣🙇🏿♂️🙇🏿♂️🇰🇪
Bill's on RUclips. My life is complete now. ❤️
I love Bill Engvall! Absolutely hilarious!!!
Played this in the car for my husband over Bluetooth on the way to my mother-in-law's. Had my three year old with us. Bill got to the end of his delivery, "Go to HELL!" and my son burst out, "No, go to Grandma's!"
My husband and I guffawed for three minutes straight...and then the kid started telling us "Stop laughing! It's not funny!" 🤣
Mother in laws, or hell, some times there´s no difference. lol
That's too great! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
That is hilarious!!!!
Why would anyone dislike this guy? He's soooo funny and if I'm in a bad mood, he gets me out of Iran's I'm laughing like crazy in no time! Keep it up!
Probably because they know that they aren't and never will be as funny as he is...... Nuff said
This will always be hilarious. Bill successfully pranked his father without disguising his voice. That's hilarious.
He made everyone laugh without using a single dirty joke. That's rare these days.
Very true! You can share his videos with anyone and they won't get offended.
Julie Bryant unless you’re the idiot who he’s talking about in his here’s your sign jokes lmao
Tim Hawkins is another one
NPC1862862152-2 the problem with the world today... is the kardishians or whatever their stupid fucking name is, has millions of followers and this guy has 50,000.
@@richardyoung1398 Would you calm the fuck down. You're actually getting offended in a conversation about how this offends nobody.
Fuckin boomers.
Thanks for the laughs Bill. At this time, laughs are invaluable.
"911. What's your emergency?"
"WELL WE'RE ABOUT TO DAMN STARVE TO DEATH! THAT'S WHAT THE DAMN EMERGENCY IS!!!"
"Ma'am Is there anyone dead there??"
"THERE'S GONNA BE TWO DEAD PEOPLE IF WE DON'T GET OUR SANDWICHES REAL QUICK!!"
I swear I almost spat out my drink when I first saw that part!! Lmao
Tears running of my eyes, snot running out of my nose... it's a running joke and I loved it.
My Brother was living w/ my Grandparents. The Local Police called their house. They asked if she knew my Brother. Grandma asked" What's he done now?"
I imagine dispatch had a real hard time holding back the laughter from that.
How can anybody give this video a thumbs down? I loved it and always laugh at what you come up with Bill.
You are one of my favorite comedians.
💜
So good
I live for these jokes. To be able to play that off you have to be an evil genius.
That is one of the best comedy skits I've seen thus far in life and the sad part is it touches on reality closely
First ACLS class I took, lead instructor was an anesthesiologist Dr. Engvall. He talked about his son who was working to become a comedian. Yes it turned out to be his father.
I like how he laughs at himself
My mother often used to answer the phone in a deadpan voice and say, "city morgue." Or the longer version, "City morgue: you stab them, we slab them." She was visiting her mother in the hospital when the phone in the room rang. My poor grandfather when he heard "city morgue". It took Mom a bit to calm him down and realize it was just his exhausted daughter.
I was around 14 when the phone rang at home. I grabbed it since my mom was busy, "Kelly's Pool Room, Kelly ain't here.." Guy on the other end got the giggles so bad I couldn't understand him. I handed the phone to my mom.. It was the State Police calling about some charity event. 😁 Apparently he kept giggling thru the whole call. 😂😂
‘Kate’s mule barn. Which ass you wana talk to?
My brother comes up with funny ones, too, the best one i heard was: "Here speaks the voice of reason, how may i help?"
Telemarketer calls are especially fun to mess with.. I pretend they called a radio station request line and they're on the air. Fastest CLICK you've ever heard. 😂😂
Had a scammer call me yesterday, claiming he's from my insurance company. Obvious Indian accent is a big red flag. (Apologies to all Indians with legit jobs.) I had FUN with him. "Is this (FN, LN)?" No. [Gave him a fake LN.] "What kind of car do you have? Ford, Toyota, Nissan, or Chevy?" Yes. "Ok, Chevy. Impala? Coronado?" Yup. (There were a few more exchanges like this where he'd give me a multiple choice question and I gave him a very vague non-answer. Age, rent/own home, etc.)
There were a couple times he had to read some long whatever to me. I made him repeat it three times.
Finally he asks "Ok, so you live in [state I live in]?" Nope, I live in [other state].
He transfers me to some lady who supposedly represents a completely different insurance company. "How can I help you?" Well, Jeffrey who supposedly works for [my insurance company] transferred me here. I don't know why. "Do you live in [other state]?" Nope, I live in [third state].
Got transferred again. Call dropped after less than a minute, so fun ended.
Shoutout to James Veitch for being the king of spam-handling. But damn, Bill Engvall can troll! His own parents! That's ballsy.
We love to watch bill cause he is down to earth and funny we will keep him close to our heart we love you all❤❤
I about died. Apparently they had meals on wheels meal for lunch that day. They said they were late not that they didnt come !! This guy is so funny been watching him for years and it never gets old. This is a true Icon in the comedy community right there. Absolutely legend!!!
After watching more than once I am still laughing my butt off and fluid is leaking out of my eyes. An extremely funny man. Bless you Mr. Engvall!! 🤣🤣
Bill, that was priceless!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bill can make every day situations so funny!!
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OMG!! I nearly wet myself laughing so hard. You are the best
Oh my sides are hurting so bad from laughing ! Thank you as I needed something to brighten my day ! Thank you again !
Here's one more thing to brighten your day 😀🤗
@@marciawhite692 well thank you !
My favorite comic of all time.
Honestly my favorite special of Bill's.
“I KNOW THAT GET ON THE PHONE!!” Oh I can just picture that conversation 🤣🤣
My dad once spoke to me on the phone for 15 minutes before realizing he was not talking to my sister.
Got away with him so bad!
Would have been funnier if you were a man
Thanks Bill. I'm from Austin. I'll be 70 on the fourth. Georgetown is not a small town any more. When I was growing up It still wasn't that small. I guess you are comparing it to L.A. Keep up your great comedy.
I'm laughing so loud, I think I woke up my neighbor 🤣🤣
I really should know by now to use my inhaler BEFORE I watch your video instead of waiting till I'm laughing and gasping for breath to grab it...😂😂😂😂
Me to
Just goes to show if you get a man's mind on food he'll go along with anything! Lol
The real truth right there. You get something amazing in front of me and my stomach, you can sell me that bridge you got. I suspect most Women figure that one out pretty quick which would explain a lot...
Hey, stop giving away our secrets.
No lie! Just watching this, & I want a sandwich! Two actually! Just like Bill described! 😂😂😂
FOR SURE!!!!☺️🍻
Love Y’all Bigtime Brother Bill
Awesome l LOVED it. You are great I am still laughing
Bill literally impersonating a cop, and talking about it on TV 😂😂😂. Again, can't hand me a loaded gun like this. Lmao bill ur awesome!! 🤣
You can make people laugh without the foul language or horribly embarrassing and demeaning stuff that's called humor now.
he did say hell
@You won't be gerrin any of MY money! you are despicable.......
I love the blue collar comedy crue
They are a riot.
Parents are too funny😂😂 good one Bill 💜💜
i have always been a huge fan and this comedy show here is your best I think.. your stories are so hilarious..
Fact: There's always an older white guy with a southern accent that's funnier than you.
That is Mathamatically impossible.
@@mikehilbert9349 I'll just leave you to the other people that stumbled upon your reply :p
And it's not you.
He's old, he's white, has a Southern accent, and NO ONE CAN BE FUNNIER THAN BILL ENGVALL
@@Miniminer1999 Well, I'm not an old white guy with a southern accent. Point proven. Undeniable fact now.
I wish I had done that to my parents. So funny👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼🇦🇺
My daughter met Bills dad and he was talking about his kids. He was talking about his son (Bill) and he isn't too impressed he's a comedian. He said, "I have a son but he's a comedian..." and he made a face like he wasn't exactly thrilled with Bill and his career choice. It was kinda funny.
😂🤣
Probably right after this happened. 🤣
How could you be proud of your son when the Dad is the punch line to a funny joke & his Dad look's like a Jackass.
bill is the joke of the family :)
You're the most hilarious comedian I know! 😂😂
I'd like to know how old Bill and his folks were at the time of this prank. So doggone funny. Thank you!
Meatloaf sandwich oh yeah that’s my favorite
U r gorgeous
I love meatloaf sandwich
One of his best!!!
Mr.engvall I think the state of Texas should get a refund on your dad's education 😁
Well Bill what did you expect? You done dragged your dad out of the shower. Then made him hungry! LOL
Could you imagine having Bill as a father?! The shenanigans would never stop.....
He's so clean & funny!!!
LORD HAVE MERCY!! My dad would have drug me through the phone & put some tender loving on my rear end!!! It wouldn't have been a pretty sight!!
but totally worth it
4:44
"Yeah. Yeah that makes sense"
He HAD to have been on to you!!!
He may have been a small town country boy. But as you yourself said, Bill, he ain't dumb!
There's no damn way he couldn't have suspected you! 😂😂😂
One of your best!
This was super funny! I always love your humor!!!!!!! My dad would have said the same thing! 😂😂😂😂
Guess who's out of the will, Bill?
When he said " Way out in the sticks " I thought for sure he was talking about St.Regis, Montana. The family trees are two branches with three leaves. Their idea of family reunion is a party of five. It takes some residents three days to fully eat a ear of corn.
I wondered about the voice... I kept on waiting for the dad to get him !!! still funny .
Brilliant 😂
Lots of laughs, not a single bad word heard 👌🏽
I love Bill Engvall. My favorite comedian.
Brilliant, what delivery!
My ex boyfriend once took me and a friend of his to a really old cemetary after midnight. We took my van so there was room for all 3 of us. We wandered around there for a while, back in the trees with just flashlights for light. The ex's friend was already jittery & nervous judt being there. When we had to walk back to the van, I freaked them both out by pretending to have a conversation with a ghost. They ran like the hounds of hell were after them! Both were panicking because I'd locked the van and they couldn't get in. 😂😂 It took me halfway home to convince them it was a joke. 😄😂😄😂😄😂👻👻
My kinda woman!
ROFLMAO!!!!!
Funny story, gotta try that one myself. It's just that when I started reading your story, by the time I got to the READ MORE icon I was so excited I expected a completely different ending to your tale.
Curious as to why you mentioned you took your van so there was room for all 3 of you? Am I missing something or
@@Okiedude5 My ex bf's car was a tiny Chevette. No room for 3 adults when one was over 6 ft tall.
My very favorite bit
I love this story no matter how many times I hear it.
Oh this is hilarious 🤣! I so need bill to help me do some pranks like this on my family! lol 😂 ❤❤! I’m laugh so hard my ribs hurt!
Thank God for mr. Engvall!
Bill Engvall, You gotta love him!😄😄😄😄😄😄
Pranks on people is honestly the funniest thing. 🤣😂🤣
Absolutely PRICELESS 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I worked 911 for a while, you just cannot imagine the calls that came in.
Been at it for so long and still among the best!
I bet his folks are two of the nicest people you'd ever meet.
My dad used to answer the phone before they had caller ID, so he had no clue how was on the other end. this is what he would say( Beck's Barn, head Jackass speaking.)
Whovian 1976 ;
Mine was, "Mule barn. Which jackass you wanna talk to?" 😂😂😂😂
lol " That woman was crazy "
OMG, this is him. Ok I was told I was really funny and someone told me "you know ur exactly like Bill Engvall" I didn't know who it was till now, agghh, he's funny.
Didn't you just love getting your parents back in a funny way for all those times they dressed you in something ridiculous or embarrassed you in front of your friends??? I would have refused to wear those nasty clothes but my dad had a sense of humor and was a Marine and I know for a fact he would have sent me to school in my danged pajamas!! Hahaha. Good stuff!!
Master storyteller.
He's always been my favorite comedian the 1 that I like the best is when the mary Jane 1 when he ate brownies then his mom said um these brownies are delicious I lmao
😂😂😂😂 I can't stop laughing!😂😂😂😂