We definitely need these comedians & the laugh to we cry routines so much now during this time of evil in America. I’ve been so discouraged & at least after watching these awesome comics I now feel that maybe we can make it. With God, prayer & laughter, I know we can. God bless these guys & all of you watching & laughing. May God bless us abundantly. 🙏🕊️✝️
Greatly appreciate that, all of you guys are moral.I can't stand those who are making faces - mimiking - making distorted sounds / voices tec. Lets leave such things, to no tallent Jerry Lewis & Co. Thanks guys, for being, natural tallented humorists / comedians.
Honestly, the reason why they have us both laughing is they’re just so relatable they mostly just talk about their family and everything that their family does. We’ve either had friends or had family members who have done something similar.
He’s so relatable is the thing. The stories of his kids, family etc are just so much like the things we experience ourselves yet can’t help but laugh like a loon.
i am a 30 year old Mexican American guy, and i love this. i can identify with alot of this stuff.. we are all connected by humor and a good laughing heart.. we have alot more things in common than people think.. God Bless these guys !
You are 💯 correct my brother. There is only one race, THE HUMAN RACE! We need to get along and learn how to have fun and laugh at ourselves and each other.
You are 💯 correct my brother. There is only one race, THE HUMAN RACE! We need to get along and learn how to have fun and laugh at ourselves and each other.
Bill’s story about being sent to the store to get pads for his 13 year old daughter was hilarious 😆😆‼️-In fact the whole segment about his daughter coming of age-priceless 👍👍
Ah yes, Jeff Foxworthy is my kind of a classic comedian! I honestly wish, you would give out, more comedy videos / DVD? And more apearances on the RUclips? My greetings, to you, and to your family Jeff.
I have loved bill engvall since I was a child. My mom would put a Bill cassette in on road trips and I nearly pee myself laughing. Seeing him live is a bucket list item. His comedy is just like being at a friend's house hearing funny stories. Clean and hilarious.
Here's one for you. My sister and I never heard the words, "Wait till we get home ", we got it there. Once you get embarrassed in front of the people you have grown up around you never make that mistake again. CARRY ON YOU FUNNY MEN!!!!!!!🥰✌👍
The employees were bored @ Cumby's & put bubblewrap under the mat by the door. Freaked me out when I came in, best laugh I ever had & they gave me a free coffee!
That's funny and do you remember them?... they all remember your laugh and the only thing you got free was the air you breathe. Feel free too correct me if I am wrong! LOL
I have a signed picture of Jeff Foxworthy from Sun Valley, Idaho made out to my father saying he is the "original Redneck". It was from when he "wasn't known"!!!!! He seemed to have been even funnier back then.. My father has passed, however, I would be happy for him to have it.
@likestohearmusic I agree. He has some good material but this performance sucked. I'm sure he's a good guy but I'm surprised he's as successful as he is.
I’m using the same line as Engwall “yeah shake that little thing girl. Whenever I saw a cute girl when I was a truck driver. Overtired over worked underpaid and stressed beyond belief I didn’t always think about what I said so I fired off that line at a one of my cousins birthday celebration when one of my girl cousin walked by it was not popular. Being a professional driver is the best thing I’ve done. God bless the comedians in this video they are hilarious
The first long-haul driving job I had was as the 2nd driver for my ex-father-in-law. He had been driving for Global Van Lines for many years and needed a "helper." We were driving down a major 4-lane street through Pasadena one beautiful sunny afternoon when we came upon a girl riding a bicycle along the endless line of parked cars. Vic's sense of humor jumped up and smacked him right there in the middle of the street and he grabbed the CB mike, turned the switch to PA and proceeded to impress this young lady on her bike as he blared, "Hey baby, that's gotta be jam 'cause jelly don't shake like that!!" Well he just tickled himself something terrible 'cause while he's laughing himself silly, I could see her in the mirror, without breaking stride, she raised one hand daintily in the air and flipped him off... with gusto!!!
Some of the best comedy you'll ever hear anywhere, right here with these 3 men 🤣🤣🤣!!! I Do Love Bill, Jeff and Ron ..also love Larry The Cable Guy and Cletus T. Judd too!!!!
My favorite emergency home call. I travelled often but promised my kids I would always answer a call from them. I was in a board meeting when my daughter called to ask if I had taken the fabric softener with me. 😂
😅😅😅😂😂😂love this one no matter how much I watch u can't help but laugh remember when this came out my Dad whose past now laughed so hard he cried then peed his shorts from laughing so hard 😅😅😅oh fun times fun times
I agree with you, when Ron white was starting out I was in early recovery from alcohol and I couldn't watch him but now got 31 yrs on my belt and I love him, all of them, my fav Bill Engvall was his trying pot so much of that is true the first time you should have a coach lol.
Client for what? We’re you a proctologist assist? A mechanic at a grease shop? Car cleaning business? Glory hole operator? I don’t believe you cause people lie on the internet. Especially when its vague.
@@ooo_Kim_Chi_ooo Did the job pay well? I hope so because when I dropped mine it acted like the fruit, so I called up the company for repairs. Got a quote for the repairs and decided to buy an Android.
Ya but he misquoted me. I said "...and I ran out of FUEL" not gas. My big truck doesn't take gas, it takes diesel fuel. But it was great just to talk to him for a while. Didn't even realize it was him till the cop asked him for ID. And he said, I kid you not, Engval? are you related to that comedian? And me, like an idiot said THAT'S who you are! You're Bill Engval! he said, no I'm his evil twin and I lost it...
I've seen these guys a couple of times here in the Detroit area and they were hilarious. Our stomachs hurt so bad from laughing. I recognize a lot of these jokes from one of the times.
Wow they must have JUST been getting started in their careers. You can see the slight lack of confidence, like when Jeff had said he bought some sort of video about a NasCar event, you could have heard crickets! If he does that old joke today, instant laughs. It's nice seeing them be vulnerable like this, to appreciate their true combined, comedic genius today! I am a BIG fan of Bill Engvall. He is My personal fave, and SO cute!!!!
I vividly remember my dad's white 86 Toyota pickup scsb 4x4. Jeff's cassette with the pot bellied too short shirt holding a beer redneck tape. I was the tape flipper. The first apartment bit always cracks me up. OFFICER THOMAS! I thought YOU said you didn't want to come out here again tonight. lmao Btw this was around 1995-1997
Lilac switch and I had to cut it. Being extremely smart child I cut the skinniest because in my itty bitty brain I thought “big is bad.” Can still hear the whip-snap sound slicing thru the air.
At our house the one with the b&w picture only, was on top of the one that was sound only. They lasted about six yrs. Thought daddy was going to cry taking the sound one out.
Carl Ward exactly! Our sound tv had a record player/am/fm radio on the one end. You lifted the lid on the left side to use that. It was a huge thing. Best piece of furniture we had! It was wood framed with turned rails all around it.
@11:50, Texas, The thing few people know is that the legislature only meets every 2 years for a few weeks. Nothin' much gets done. Aww laying in the back window was my favorite place. We lived in Europe and all I ever saw of it was the tops of trees.
Jeff Foxworthy our pets used to travel and find jobs across the country. They would even leave notes to my kids explaining it away. We had a hermit crab that moved to Chicago to be a blackjack dealer. A few weeks later after an argument with the husband I loaded the kids, the teacup poodles and the hermit crabs in the car to drive down to the Happiest Place on Earth-Disneyland ( which I had to talk my 10 year old daughter and 5 year old son into going because “they have earthquakes, fires and crime!! Happiest place oh ya) So the first night stopping at a motel on the Oregon coast one of my kids had turned the heat up to about 90* - woke up parched, turned down the heat and had a drink of a cold beverage to quench my thirst and went back to sleep. Went back to sleep not thinking much about it. Morning comes, everyone loads into the car not thinking much about it…well until I look over as we were driving down the highway ant the hermit crab enclosure and one of those hermit crabs (they ugly) came climbing out of it’s shell-obviously parched. Well I tried to save it by dumping some water on its sponge but to no avail…we got to our destination for the evening and I was having to break the sad news to my children. And my daughter turned to my son and said to him “sad news- driving down the road today your crab climbed out of his shell and hit his head, well now he’s dead!! (Of course the first hermit crab that died was his as well)…and he turns to me and asked if he was going to get another letter 😂😂😂lol I just said “no this one is dead-the other is an excellent card dealer in Chicago ❤ oh for the love of God being a parent is such a challenge 💕
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We definitely need these comedians & the laugh to we cry routines so much now during this time of evil in America. I’ve been so discouraged & at least after watching these awesome comics I now feel that maybe we can make it. With God, prayer & laughter, I know we can. God bless these guys & all of you watching & laughing. May God bless us abundantly. 🙏🕊️✝️
God Bless,America,, THANK YOU JESUS
Amen I agree
Faith is hard to keep at times but I ALWAYS come back to it…GOD bless you and GOD bless the 🇺🇸!!!
One of the funniest men of all times. To make fun of things that we see every day. THEY MEAN NO HARM!!!! RON WHITE makes it all funny.
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So nice to watch just pure comedy based on their lives, no vulgarity, all of them so funny.
Excellent comedians and jokes 🤣 👏 😀 😄 😆 👍 🤣 👏 😀 😄 😆 👍
I love Bill Engvall... laughing so hard, and it's not like I haven't watched this before. Makes for a very great night, again!
I agree I’m cracking up 😆 he’s so funny 😂. This is my first time watching this video.
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None of these comedians ever say one curse word or anything too vulgar yet can have us dying laughing every time they speak. I love it!!
That's why he's #1 in sales, not some vulgar motherf#cker!
Greatly appreciate that, all of you guys are moral.I can't stand those who are making faces - mimiking - making distorted sounds / voices tec. Lets leave such things, to no tallent Jerry Lewis & Co. Thanks guys, for being, natural tallented humorists / comedians.
Well I've seen Ron White on other venues and he sure does
Honestly, the reason why they have us both laughing is they’re just so relatable they mostly just talk about their family and everything that their family does. We’ve either had friends or had family members who have done something similar.
@@awsum777 I was gonna say in his Netflix special there’s a lot of cussin 😂
U put on a good show Ron White u r good cus u tell alot of jokes that r funny
timeless classic performances
I live in Ohio. One day Jeff said, you know you live in Ohio if you have to run the heater and air-conditioner all in the same day. He is so funny.
And spot on the mark lol. I’m from New England and he did some “you might be a New Englander if” and they were 💯 accurate!
That's a fact. Happens in April - May.
as i sat here in va laughing at this with the furnace pilot lit, and the A/C pumping away...
I live in ohio. I agree with him. It's because mother- nature is a women she can't make up her mind hot or cold
He's said that about every midwest state.
I've seen Bill Engvall live before. He is great. Love him.
I love Jeff an Ron
Oh i love Bill
Too
He’s so relatable is the thing. The stories of his kids, family etc are just so much like the things we experience ourselves yet can’t help but laugh like a loon.
Saw him live in Des Moines around September 2019. Was a great show.
They are all great
i am a 30 year old Mexican American guy, and i love this. i can identify with alot of this stuff.. we are all connected by humor and a good laughing heart.. we have alot more things in common than people think.. God Bless these guys !
Truth! 🌹
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Truth.
You are 💯 correct my brother. There is only one race, THE HUMAN RACE! We need to get along and learn how to have fun and laugh at ourselves and each other.
You are 💯 correct my brother. There is only one race, THE HUMAN RACE! We need to get along and learn how to have fun and laugh at ourselves and each other.
I adore every one of these guys!
HILARIOUS!!!
Bill’s story about being sent to the store to get pads for his 13 year old daughter was hilarious 😆😆‼️-In fact the whole segment about his daughter coming of age-priceless 👍👍
Foxworthy is an amazing wordsmith. His definition of Redneck - A glorious absence of sophistication...is genius...so few words, so much said.
Odd, that comedian looked nothing like jefafa foxtorthy to me. It looked more like Bill Engvall to me.
And describes my family to a tee.
No s*** retard we heard. Don't need a repeat it like you're some kind of genius
Ah yes, Jeff Foxworthy is my kind of a classic comedian! I honestly wish, you would give out, more comedy videos / DVD? And more apearances on the RUclips? My greetings, to you, and to your family Jeff.
Spot on description too!
I have loved bill engvall since I was a child. My mom would put a Bill cassette in on road trips and I nearly pee myself laughing. Seeing him live is a bucket list item. His comedy is just like being at a friend's house hearing funny stories. Clean and hilarious.
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Here's one for you. My sister and I never heard the words, "Wait till we get home ", we got it there. Once you get embarrassed in front of the people you have grown up around you never make that mistake again. CARRY ON YOU FUNNY MEN!!!!!!!🥰✌👍
These guys are my jam any day.
This is so funny, how could anyone been upset with this comedy
No one is upset about it.
I like to think of these guys as looking just as they did in these performances. Gosh. It’s been twenty-five years ago!!
I know. They are all in their late 60s now. Crazy how fast time flies!
I miss these guys so much live
Jeff & Bill. Still so funny. Thank you for the entertainment
Hello Debi how are you doing
Jeff Foxworthy is a joke himself
That is funny as a fart in a windstorm
I was sneaking back into the house late at night and my mom broke a coke bottle, over my head as I crawled through the window!.
Ron White is great. Love this guy.
He is not funny, and was divorced at this time
@@JackiePhillipsTheSocialPet He's actually VERY funny. You lack an accute sense of humor.
Love it
That one about the working tv sitting on top of the nonworking tv was too spot on 😭
Hello halee
FACTS..... GOOD TV...ON TOP THE BAD.!
I've done that
The employees were bored @ Cumby's & put bubblewrap under the mat by the door. Freaked me out when I came in, best laugh I ever had & they gave me a free coffee!
That's funny and do you remember them?... they all remember your laugh and the only thing you got free was the air you breathe. Feel free too correct me if I am wrong! LOL
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These guys are great and still funny as hell.
The best thing they ever did...band together; like a 4-fingered glove (save get-er-done).
I to have seen them all 3 back through time.. and I have to go alone with, truly do miss it.. l"ve engoid a getting to see them all 3 once again.❤
Ron's early days, I love him! Lol
I love these guys. I wish they would come to Florida. ❤🎉😂
Really miss when comedy was like this. Unapologetically honest and funny.
The good comics don't get Netflix deals unless they're already huge like Chapelle
@@FolstrimHori they dont want people just making funny jokes they want people pushing their agendas disguised as jokes
And no insult on Anybody
Hello Gracie how are you doing
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Great love it!
Aww laying in the back window was my favorite place. We lived in Europe and all I ever saw of it was the tops of trees.
bill engval is awesome!!!
OMG Foxworthy is killing me. The wife schooling the housebreaker is priceless.
I have a massive crush on Bill Engval.
I hope you're female.
Me too. 😊 💋 ✌
I love Bill ❤️ 😍 💖 ❤🎉❤
Me too❤❤
good old fashioned comedy
aint nothing else like it
Hi👋
Before the thin skinned snow flakes ruined it for EVERYONE ELSE!
Good work😎!
Bill Engval..... This is why my idea of camping is a room at the Holiday Inn for the weekend 😂 😂 😂
Oh awesome. You hike in the woods, fish, swim and sleep in comfort at the hotel. Oh yes.
Hello 👋 Dear.
Oh,yeah😮!
However, all of us getting into our 60's , know he was teaching us good values 👍
Love from DeKalb Mississippi USA 🇺🇸
Jeff, loved you from the first time I saw you even tho I'm a yankee. Good clean humor! Hope to see you in person!
Am a Yankee as well!!!
Always enjoyable. Thank you.
I have a signed picture of Jeff Foxworthy from Sun Valley, Idaho made out to my father saying he is the "original Redneck". It was from when he
"wasn't known"!!!!! He seemed to have been even funnier back then.. My father has passed, however, I would be happy for him to have it.
I haven't heard the beaver story in years. OMGOSH! Still so funny!
OMFG!!! I'M LITERALLY DYING OF LAUGHTER ATM!!!! LOVE IT!! Ron White is a comedic hero!!!
He's especially "prepared" for this show!
Hello Julie how are you doing
Ron White was divorced at this time
Love Bill Engvall! The "Washed my truck and I'm hanging it up" and "No I was delivering this bridge and I ran out of gas" jokes stole the show!
Hello Rebekah how are you doing
@@gregmark4282 o.k. how are you?
Am good and you
Nice chatting with you am Greg from South Carolina and you
Have I had a good laugh for what I've had a stroke and I needed this today I think they're so funny bye-bye
I think that's the hardest I've ever laughed at Ron White! I laughed until I nearly cried!! It was great!
They could have and should have left Ron white out of the whole show because he's not funny at all never will be
@@likestohearmusicI think he's funny, but his delivery isn't great here.
@@bfsgman hey that's no big deal just don't think he's funny but to each is own
@likestohearmusic I agree. He has some good material but this performance sucked. I'm sure he's a good guy but I'm surprised he's as successful as he is.
Love these guys they all are funny as hell
Hello Susie
Comedy as used to be!
I’m using the same line as Engwall “yeah shake that little thing girl. Whenever I saw a cute girl when I was a truck driver. Overtired over worked underpaid and stressed beyond belief I didn’t always think about what I said so I fired off that line at a one of my cousins birthday celebration when one of my girl cousin walked by it was not popular. Being a professional driver is the best thing I’ve done. God bless the comedians in this video they are hilarious
The first long-haul driving job I had was as the 2nd driver for my ex-father-in-law. He had been driving for Global Van Lines for many years and needed a "helper." We were driving down a major 4-lane street through Pasadena one beautiful sunny afternoon when we came upon a girl riding a bicycle along the endless line of parked cars. Vic's sense of humor jumped up and smacked him right there in the middle of the street and he grabbed the CB mike, turned the switch to PA and proceeded to impress this young lady on her bike as he blared, "Hey baby, that's gotta be jam 'cause jelly don't shake like that!!" Well he just tickled himself something terrible 'cause while he's laughing himself silly, I could see her in the mirror, without breaking stride, she raised one hand daintily in the air and flipped him off... with gusto!!!
Gary Goodlund lol thanks for sharing the story
LoL I still rewatch this over and over! I love these guys!!!
Hello Tamara
LOVE, LOVE , LOVE they always make me laugh no matter my mood!!
Hello 👋 Dear.
Hello barb how are you doing
Some of the best comedy you'll ever hear anywhere, right here with these 3 men 🤣🤣🤣!!! I Do Love Bill, Jeff and Ron ..also love Larry The Cable Guy and Cletus T. Judd too!!!!
Love Jeff and Bill
The scenes at the beginning look ancient! That's 1999, wow. I'm so old!
this guy is definitely a great comedian, I haven't stopped laughing since he started
Which one?
My favorite emergency home call. I travelled often but promised my kids I would always answer a call from them. I was in a board meeting when my daughter called to ask if I had taken the fabric softener with me. 😂
Haven't laughed like that in a long time! Thank you 😂
Hello robin
That’s because you don’t know what real comedy is
Jeff Foxworthy is a joke himself
He might be in my top 5! God bless you Ron White!
love you Jeff you are the best I love your episodes
Hello Jessica
Just went and saw Bill Engvall recently at chinook winds..loved the show, but was worried he is not well, I pray he and all of you are doing well 🙏.
😅😅😅😂😂😂love this one no matter how much I watch u can't help but laugh remember when this came out my Dad whose past now laughed so hard he cried then peed his shorts from laughing so hard 😅😅😅oh fun times fun times
NOW THAT IS A CLASSIC!
It's amazing to see Ron White not smoking during his set.
Still drinking tho...
I love that cigar is not shortening his life! He's too hot to die!
He drinks too much
You guys say that like it's an easy life lol
These guys are top notch 🤪😜💕
I still laugh at the jokes . Still gets my gut hurting and I laugh till I have tears in my eyes
Always fun.
I agree with you, when Ron white was starting out I was in early recovery from alcohol and I couldn't watch him but now got 31 yrs on my belt and I love him, all of them, my fav Bill Engvall was his trying pot so much of that is true the first time you should have a coach lol.
Good for you
White and Engvall, two of the funniest guys alive.
You forgot Larry the cable guy
Ron White wasn't funny one bit.
Foxworthy and Engvall are the funniest
Great show
You all are so funny.I have headphones on so not to wake my boyfriend but laughing out loud.Funny.
Holly funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The trick is to use a pillow.
@@shawnneice4322 that sounds a bit dramatic. I just let her sleep and watched from the garage. 😜
Hello Natalie
Still love these guys
Lmbo I totally understand 100% with Jeff and the cat yak in the middle of the night! I gag cleaning that up too Lmbo 😂❤
Wow, I’d never seen this one before! Thank you so much for sharing it here. I love all these guys, especially Ron White! Always a good time.
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My first time seeing this one too.
I have said before, pure talent, but the only real way to describe her talent is just awesome
My compliments to the chef 🤣😭 Too funny
Im only 7 minutes into this and im hooked, its hilarious
Hello 👋 Dear.
Hello Quentin
Bill Engval was a client of mine at my old job. He's legit a cool dude.
Client for what? We’re you a proctologist assist? A mechanic at a grease shop? Car cleaning business? Glory hole operator? I don’t believe you cause people lie on the internet. Especially when its vague.
@@NeverSober6723 I’m sure the Internet really care who you believe and don’t believe lol
Love you guys, you make me laugh so much! Your jokes are so funny!
🧡💙❤️🤐💗
@@NeverSober6723 I worked for a Technology Fruit Company. Figure it out.
@@ooo_Kim_Chi_ooo Did the job pay well? I hope so because when I dropped mine it acted like the fruit, so I called up the company for repairs. Got a quote for the repairs and decided to buy an Android.
Bill was still rockin' that mullet in '99 😂
Rock on!😮
I think this man is awesome!!
I met him years ago .. Tommy’s T’s in San Leandro California..
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Hello Lori
I just watch different stand up routines to listen for the heavy set woman in the front row laughing harder then everyone else
Man the blue magic marker joke had beer shoot out of my nose and dang that stung like hell.
Hot coffee is a bitch as well brother!
Never gets old.
I love these guys! It's good to laugh. 😅
I have the DVD. Of. But it doesn't make any difference RON is so good I listen to HIM all day.
Hello kitty
Love Ron White
Bill Engvall killed it!
"You get your truck stuck?"
"Nah, I was delivering that overpass and I ran out of gas! " Here's your sign.
Ya but he misquoted me. I said "...and I ran out of FUEL" not gas. My big truck doesn't take gas, it takes diesel fuel. But it was great just to talk to him for a while. Didn't even realize it was him till the cop asked him for ID. And he said, I kid you not, Engval? are you related to that comedian? And me, like an idiot said THAT'S who you are! You're Bill Engval! he said, no I'm his evil twin and I lost it...
Idk why y'all are upset over this quote, this is the funnjezt thing engvall had ever said. I don't like engvall as much as foxworthy.
I've seen these guys a couple of times here in the Detroit area and they were hilarious. Our stomachs hurt so bad from laughing. I recognize a lot of these jokes from one of the times.
Comedy's hard to do, nailed it Ronnie
Nailed what? The hard part? Cuz everything he did was old stuff and the audience really didn't start getting into it until after his set was done
Old video.
@@brandonhyatt2048 : Standup from 1999. Stories weren't old, then.
Must have been a tough crowd😂😂😂
Are they C19 cutouts.
Not very animated are they?
Or maybe they're the Sixth Sense people.
Shame, the man is trying to make them laugh.
A glorious absence of sophistication, LMAO!
I love Jeff!
Hello rose
I like this guy he is so Honest and drunk... Ron White, Yeah!!!!
Best ever. Clean
Wow they must have JUST been getting started in their careers. You can see the slight lack of confidence, like when Jeff had said he bought some sort of video about a NasCar event, you could have heard crickets! If he does that old joke today, instant laughs. It's nice seeing them be vulnerable like this, to appreciate their true combined, comedic genius today! I am a BIG fan of Bill Engvall. He is My personal fave, and SO cute!!!!
+Sunsetter678
Jeff has been doing this since the 80's and Bill since 1990.
If you want "clean" comedy, look up Jerry Clower. I enjoyed his daily radio show. Yes, I am that old. Bwahahaha
Timing is rushed. Facial expression of Ron gets better in time.
@@spookmore3751 I used to have a cassette tape of his stuff I got from my step dad.
I vividly remember my dad's white 86 Toyota pickup scsb 4x4. Jeff's cassette with the pot bellied too short shirt holding a beer redneck tape. I was the tape flipper. The first apartment bit always cracks me up. OFFICER THOMAS! I thought YOU said you didn't want to come out here again tonight. lmao
Btw this was around 1995-1997
I love Bill but I am just LAUGHING at how he looks here. That mullet and that button up lol!
You can drop Ron White!!!!
This is 21 years old now lol
these guys are great
Jeff's story of getting spanked by that paddle really hit home. My mom kept one of those exact paddles just for spanking us kids.
My mom had one of those big wooden spoons she used, and when dad got home from work and she tells him what you did. Off comes the belt.
You were lucky extension cords or go pick put a switch from the yard, stalling going back in
Yeah, every woman in my family had purse with a pocket that those STUPID paddles fit in perfectly. And like idiots we just kept buying them???!!!
Lilac switch and I had to cut it. Being extremely smart child I cut the skinniest because in my itty bitty brain I thought “big is bad.” Can still hear the whip-snap sound slicing thru the air.
Right!! 🤣
This was 20 years ago. Crap I'm old
yes. uh.... 39 yet still feel 25.
Still funny though
“If your new TV sits on top of your old TV” this happened at my parents house for like ten years! 😂
My parents did the same thing. You cannot do that with TVs nowadays.
On Sundays, we had the little "49ers" tv on top of the big "Raiders" tv.
At our house the one with the b&w picture only, was on top of the one that was sound only. They lasted about six yrs. Thought daddy was going to cry taking the sound one out.
Carl Ward exactly! Our sound tv had a record player/am/fm radio on the one end. You lifted the lid on the left side to use that. It was a huge thing. Best piece of furniture we had! It was wood framed with turned rails all around it.
My house when I was a kid in the early 80s
im from montana and jeff has a list of you might be from montana jokes.......thank you jeff
@11:50, Texas, The thing few people know is that the legislature only meets every 2 years for a few weeks. Nothin' much gets done.
Aww laying in the back window was my favorite place. We lived in Europe and all I ever saw of it was the tops of trees.
Rest In Peace Dale Earnhardt ❤️
Jeff Foxworthy our pets used to travel and find jobs across the country. They would even leave notes to my kids explaining it away. We had a hermit crab that moved to Chicago to be a blackjack dealer. A few weeks later after an argument with the husband I loaded the kids, the teacup poodles and the hermit crabs in the car to drive down to the Happiest Place on Earth-Disneyland ( which I had to talk my 10 year old daughter and 5 year old son into going because “they have earthquakes, fires and crime!! Happiest place oh ya) So the first night stopping at a motel on the Oregon coast one of my kids had turned the heat up to about 90* - woke up parched, turned down the heat and had a drink of a cold beverage to quench my thirst and went back to sleep. Went back to sleep not thinking much about it. Morning comes, everyone loads into the car not thinking much about it…well until I look over as we were driving down the highway ant the hermit crab enclosure and one of those hermit crabs (they ugly) came climbing out of it’s shell-obviously parched. Well I tried to save it by dumping some water on its sponge but to no avail…we got to our destination for the evening and I was having to break the sad news to my children. And my daughter turned to my son and said to him “sad news- driving down the road today your crab climbed out of his shell and hit his head, well now he’s dead!! (Of course the first hermit crab that died was his as well)…and he turns to me and asked if he was going to get another letter 😂😂😂lol
I just said “no this one is dead-the other is an excellent card dealer in Chicago ❤ oh for the love of God being a parent is such a challenge 💕