There are no words apt enough to describe the pure joy I feel when I hear migrating tree frogs, knowing that Seth is going to unleash the next highly anticipated Ya Burnt. This segment is a pure gift
it's unfortunate that it's months between each one. My friends and I spent an entire evening binge watching them all in one sitting. It's the funniest thing on tv.
the only cool frog is named kermit and there's a reason only turtles get to be ninja teenagers, because frogs are just bad people, especially the ones that coerced humans into licking them.... frogs are just the worst....they are, green, gross and yet adorable, and they come with a built in grin.... that hypno-toad is the worst though, he's always on TV hypnot-toading, plus he's running for president....
Correction: There are no Sephoras within 30 yards of any point at Central Park. There used to be one at Columbus Circle which would have been the closest. Now the closest is on W. 62nd and Broadway which is about 170 yards away. To be 30 yards away, it would have to be directly across the street. Unfortunately, there isn't really any retail and ground level along CP West, South, East or North. Its all residential. However, there are multiple restaurants chains and other referenes within the park, including those near bird watching areas, that would work. I suggest: "You're dressed like you're on safari in Africa, but you're in Central Park, 30 yards from a Le Pain." or "30 yards from a dude selling $5 gatorades." or "30 yards from the Plaza Hotel." or "30 yards from where Kevin McCalister learned the power of friendship and judgement from a homeless bird lady---who by the way fucking LIVES in Carneigie Hall? How? Who runs security at Carnegie Hall? A fucking traffic cone? How do you get to Carnegie Hall? Practice. Or apparently become a bird watcher so committed you become homeless. Boom full circle."
Correction! This was an especially poor timing with the texting joke. Because Apple has finally been forced to adapt the industry messaging standard RCS in the latest iOS update so now reactions etc will be the same even if the other user does not have an iPhone.
How can there be an industry standard when there are only two providers? When is Google going to implement the industry standard of iMessage or FaceTime?
@@busomite RCS IS the standard that every other provider uses which Apple has been purposely avoiding. also there are more than just two companies that make phones...
@@nicholasskakal9128 software, android and iOS. There are other minor players, but those two dominate the market. Yes, google was clever in getting RCS as a standard, but let’s not be ignorant to what happened here. This isn’t like USB-C which was a standard well beyond these two companies and in wide use for all electronics. I’m happy there is a unified standard, but painting it as Apple finally catching up is being a patsy.
correction - seth said read between the lines when referring to coloring books when in fact no reading is done when completing a coloring book, he should have said color between the lines
Multiple CORRECTIONS on the samsung joke: 1) android phones have had screengrab for years before apple phones did 2) android phones can facetime, you just need to click a link 3) the green bubble problem is purely apples fault, not android. Android has great messaging between two android phones and has repeatedly asked apple to allow compatibility with iphones and apple has refused, making the billions of android-iphone text messages unsecured and vulnerable to hacks. In countries where people dont use the default messenger and instead use a third party app like whatsapp, like in Europe, you see that the percentage of people who have iphones is quite low and the vast majority of people use android. This just goes to show that apple doesn't make a better product but people are socially shamed by people like Seth in the US to buy apple phones and apple knows this. This is part of the reasonwhy the justice department has charged apple in an antitrust case. Seth, rants like this make you seem like a tech illiterate and i wouldn't be surprised if this ya burnt was sponsored by tim cook, or as the convicted felon former president calls him, tim apple
Things are the completely opposite in the country that actually can represent android, China where people are basically taught to hate American competitors like apple but iPhones are still the best selling phones by model in our country. So you are obviously wrong about the people choosing android thing. To be honest, the battle for Europe market it’s treated like a war between China and the US here in China and the CCP Is no doubt leading the anti iPhone movement in the propaganda front. I do like the pixel series though.
@@masakazuishiguro8525I don't know what you're trying to say but it's factually incorrect to say that Apple is in anyway competitive against Android as a whole. Apple are a single company, Android is a (mostly) open-source operating system that every other company uses. It doesn't matter how common ios devices are, they will *never* be as popular as Android phones. Not to mention the fact that iPhones are ridiculously expensive and you can get a modern, competitive android phone for
jokes on you, seth! us samsung android users dont give a fug whether you have a apple or samsung and dont care that you look down on us for it. that got old in like 2018, bruh. get with the times.
Anyone else watching this on their Samsung feeling personally attacked? 😂 I'm NOT paying $800; you're just gonna have to deal with my green text bubble!
The Samsung Galaxy bashing started in last week's Corrections, so I have to believe that this is personal. Seth, did a Samsung Galaxy steal your first girlfriend, or boo your Chicago improv?
Totally. Whether it's the disaster that was Apple Maps or their imfamously fragile phones, or brand exlcusive cables, I'll never understand the haughty, snobbishness of iPhone users, toward Android users.
@@NoThatRyanI have four android phones from four different major android phones manufacturers, they all broken down pretty quickly, especially the battery. I don’t know what android phone you are using but most android phones in the market are actually cheaper and more fragile.
Late Night fans: if you haven’t seen Corrections, it’s exactly this level of unhinged every show, with more time for tangents. And yes, it gives his showrunner Shoemaker even more of a heart attack
Isn't the fact that Justin Shane is still using his Samsung Galaxy S4 the opposite of a burn on Samsung phones? Meanwhile, all the IPhone people have to replace their phones eight times a year because the screen cracks anytime you touch the screen too hard.
You're going to hate this, but I've had my iPhone SE since 2016, and it's physically in perfect condition. Maybe the problem isn't with iPhones, but rather with how the iPhone users you know handle their phones?
my S4 lasted six years, by the time I brought it in for trade-in it was such an antique all the phone store employees were like "Oh wow an S4!" "Oooo an S4? I wanna see" nothing but Samsung for me after that, all the "Mike Smith laughed at a message" texts are worth it
Seth, "Ya Burnt" is one of my all-time favorite bits (after "Jokes Seth Can't Tell"), but if you're gonna do jokes about tech, at least get someone on staff who understands it. Samsung and other Android phones have had "screen capture" longer than iPhones have. Ya Burnt! 😄
Correction: if anyone on a group text has an android phone, *all* texts you send from an iPhone to that group will be green. All texts from everyone else (as seen on your iPhone) will be gray. No way to tell who has the android unless you check the details of their phone number.
Seth needs to switch it up one night and put out a ya burnt, but 30 seconds in just segway into talking about migrating tree frogs for 8 minutes straight. I'd love it.
What's that Seth? I can't facetime you on my Samsung? That's because it's impossible to call people from 2016. Maybe someday when they invent a way to see into the past and I'll facetime you on your iphone and laugh about how they stole your phone jack. Ya burnt!
And we Android Users are so humble in comparison, which automatically keeps us hovering at the superior spot. But not like we need it... 😊 🧘♂️ 🧘♀️ ❤🎉
I think the joke is don’t put that much thought into choosing a phone, just pick a latest iPhone like everyone else and it’s fine. The thing is not who’s superior, which is an extremely stupid way to describe a phone, it’s actually caring about those over hyped features like gaming phone or something.
6:45 😂 At 7:00 does he say Samsung Galaxy X4 and which phone is that? Or did he meant to say S4 and is he making fun now about a phone from 2013? And I wonder if this "Ya burnt" was sponsered by Tim Apple
@@masakazuishiguro8525 I believe the first galaxy note was exploding. But Seth is clearly not saying 'Note' so maybe he is even mocking the wrong model ;)
One of the other SF5 -- I believe Kimmel -- jokingly asked Oliver to do a Last Week Tonight takedown of adult coloring books, simply because he doesn't like them. Thought of that during this excellent Ya Burnt. Lots of great lines, of course, but the leather glove vs. diamond bracelet observation is super concise and clever.
CORRECTION: You could take screenshots on Samsungs (or more accurately, Androids) for *YEARS* before you could on iPhones. They only let you change the position off apps on the homescreen THIS YEAR when Androids have been doing that since damn near they were invented. The elitism dripping off that entire section was nauseating. Also, facetiming does work on Androids. If it didn't that wouldn't even matter, we all use Zoom/WhatsApp and they have video calls.
CORRECTION: There is a way to also screen cap on a Samsung phone. Because I have an iPhone it was both quick and easy to look it up on the internet. Congrats on the Emmy noms ! 🎉
2:39 Considering apple just got the ability to move icons on the home screen (/apple-is-finally-adding-an-ios-home-screen-feature-that-android-has-had-for-15-years) and customizable controls center, i wouldn't be so egotistical of being a apple user who's been half a decade behind 😂 Correction: Android has had screenshot and screen recording for ages probably even before Apple 😂 Also Samsung Phones exploding was 2016, let it go it's almost been a decade ago, who's this joke writer thats been living under a rock? They gonna write pandemic jokes next?
iphones are overhyped and overpriced and are terrible at most things androids excel at. I can't wait to get rid of my iphone and go back to Google Pixel. That said, it is sort of obnoxious to get a separate text stating that someone reacted to your text. iphone wins that one.
That is apples fault not android. And they are now being forced to upgrade ios messaging to make android-ios messages more secure by including them in good sms messages...
Excuse me Mr Meyers. I noticed you started a story about migrating tree frogs but you seemed to get somehow distracted by a burning smell. I was interested in learning the interesting fact that you heard. Thank you for your time.
Correction Samsung has screenshots And you can even edit it without having to go into your gallery. And they also have split screen and wireless power transfer
Green bubbles are the price I pay for having a phone that let's me do simple things like rearranging icons on the home screen. (Yes, I know iOS finally got around to adding that, but it took forever. Apple's whole deal is taking features that existed in other platforms for years and pretending they're new inventions.)
We all, sane people, recognize that Trump is a cult. I'd propose that so is iPhone. I've never had a person try to convert me as hard as friends with an iPhone. I text. I call. I watch Seth on RUclips. What are you people doing with an iPhone ? Talking to God ? Think that's the definition of a cult.
The moment I saw Swifties at the bottom of the list I knew how they were going to end it. It would have been hilarious if the crew had pranked Seth by not hitting the buzzer, forcing him to go on. Though it might have been the only thing that Seth would actually have fired them over! 😂😂😂😂
FACTOID MEANS SMALL *INCORRECT* FACT THAT APPEARS TO BE SIMILAR TO A FACT BUT *IS NOT ONE*. Like Humanoid means “human like but not” or planetoid means “liek planet but not one”
Noise pollution too. They at least need to change the paddle or the ball. They have no problem sending that “knock knock knock” across parks and trails.
CORRECTION: many coloring books that are advertised as adult coloring books do have graphic images (including boobs), profanity, and other explicit content.
Hey adult coloring books have smaller areas to color kids can't do that small but I have seen ones with that kind of stuff in it. I've seen ones with like children's size areas to color that had that stuff in it. They usually in the bachelorette party area of places like Spencer's. It's been years since I've seen it though.
There are no words apt enough to describe the pure joy I feel when I hear migrating tree frogs, knowing that Seth is going to unleash the next highly anticipated Ya Burnt. This segment is a pure gift
it's unfortunate that it's months between each one. My friends and I spent an entire evening binge watching them all in one sitting. It's the funniest thing on tv.
@@DanManina I hope you're a Jackal with the rest of us on Corrections--it's a tie for 'funniest thing'!
The real burn victims are frog fans.
the only cool frog is named kermit and there's a reason only turtles get to be ninja teenagers, because frogs are just bad people, especially the ones that coerced humans into licking them.... frogs are just the worst....they are, green, gross and yet adorable, and they come with a built in grin.... that hypno-toad is the worst though, he's always on TV hypnot-toading, plus he's running for president....
@@MrSomethingElse I'll have an ounce of that, thank you.
@@NewMessage we better make it two cuz, 'ware the perils of under-dosing....
👴🏻🥃AWW SHUT UP
@@MrSomethingElse
👴🏻🥃. SOOO HOWS YO MOTHER DOIN?
Seth burning complicated cocktails but his day drinking segments are filled with complicated cocktails :)
Also, he always has a negroni during Corrections. Who has campari, gin, AND sweet red vermouth on hand?
To be fair I wouldn’t call those cocktails
Seth said "Suduko", when, of course, it's "Sudoku".
- A. Jackal
Correction: There are no Sephoras within 30 yards of any point at Central Park. There used to be one at Columbus Circle which would have been the closest. Now the closest is on W. 62nd and Broadway which is about 170 yards away. To be 30 yards away, it would have to be directly across the street. Unfortunately, there isn't really any retail and ground level along CP West, South, East or North. Its all residential. However, there are multiple restaurants chains and other referenes within the park, including those near bird watching areas, that would work. I suggest: "You're dressed like you're on safari in Africa, but you're in Central Park, 30 yards from a Le Pain." or "30 yards from a dude selling $5 gatorades." or "30 yards from the Plaza Hotel." or "30 yards from where Kevin McCalister learned the power of friendship and judgement from a homeless bird lady---who by the way fucking LIVES in Carneigie Hall? How? Who runs security at Carnegie Hall? A fucking traffic cone? How do you get to Carnegie Hall? Practice. Or apparently become a bird watcher so committed you become homeless. Boom full circle."
I like that you’re presenting both problems and solutions and also giving yourself time to rant about a decades-old movie. Excellent work here.
This is art.
Jackal 🏆
Jackal 🏆
Writers of this segment were given free iPhones
I like that Seth can fly two birds and Colbert can't even fly one without being pixelated.
CORRECTION: Samsungs DO take screencaps.
How do I know? Well, you see... (slowly pulls out phone).
Sudeikis and Seth should play sudoku during day drinking.
I’d like to see that.
that nightgiggling demonstration sounds like tucker carlson reacting to a racist joke
I miss Seth's Tucker Carlson impression so much, but I guess nightgiggling will have to suffice.
CORRECTION: it’s not SUDUKO,… t’s SUDOKU
Came here to also be mad about this!
数独
@@hojichaisfarsuperiortochai9309 I love that when I clicked "translate to English," it really did!
Glad I’m not the only one!!
THANK YOU!!!
Night giggling? More like night cackling in this house.
Correction! This was an especially poor timing with the texting joke. Because Apple has finally been forced to adapt the industry messaging standard RCS in the latest iOS update so now reactions etc will be the same even if the other user does not have an iPhone.
the new iOS update is not due until September, so the joke still works, nice try tho
How can there be an industry standard when there are only two providers? When is Google going to implement the industry standard of iMessage or FaceTime?
@@busomite RCS IS the standard that every other provider uses which Apple has been purposely avoiding. also there are more than just two companies that make phones...
@@nicholasskakal9128 software, android and iOS. There are other minor players, but those two dominate the market. Yes, google was clever in getting RCS as a standard, but let’s not be ignorant to what happened here. This isn’t like USB-C which was a standard well beyond these two companies and in wide use for all electronics. I’m happy there is a unified standard, but painting it as Apple finally catching up is being a patsy.
Corrections, we have screenshots... which is same as screen cap...
I have a Samsung. I had no idea that having a Samsung annoys iphone people. I now adore my Samsung.
Proud to annoy iPhone people.
Typical Android user, happy for other people's misery.
This is a joke. Don't @ me.
@@cobrasys @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@!
@@cobrasys 🤣🤣🤣
@@robertlloyd122Like countless CCP supporters that I know.
correction - seth said read between the lines when referring to coloring books when in fact no reading is done when completing a coloring book, he should have said color between the lines
Colour between the lines isn't a saying. Leave the joke telling to the professionals.
Good call Jackal.
Multiple CORRECTIONS on the samsung joke: 1) android phones have had screengrab for years before apple phones did 2) android phones can facetime, you just need to click a link 3) the green bubble problem is purely apples fault, not android. Android has great messaging between two android phones and has repeatedly asked apple to allow compatibility with iphones and apple has refused, making the billions of android-iphone text messages unsecured and vulnerable to hacks.
In countries where people dont use the default messenger and instead use a third party app like whatsapp, like in Europe, you see that the percentage of people who have iphones is quite low and the vast majority of people use android. This just goes to show that apple doesn't make a better product but people are socially shamed by people like Seth in the US to buy apple phones and apple knows this. This is part of the reasonwhy the justice department has charged apple in an antitrust case. Seth, rants like this make you seem like a tech illiterate and i wouldn't be surprised if this ya burnt was sponsored by tim cook, or as the convicted felon former president calls him, tim apple
Yes! Android superiority!
Exactly
Applause!! 👏 To be clear, NOT Apple-plause. Android Ascendancy. 😊
Things are the completely opposite in the country that actually can represent android, China where people are basically taught to hate American competitors like apple but iPhones are still the best selling phones by model in our country. So you are obviously wrong about the people choosing android thing. To be honest, the battle for Europe market it’s treated like a war between China and the US here in China and the CCP Is no doubt leading the anti iPhone movement in the propaganda front. I do like the pixel series though.
@@masakazuishiguro8525I don't know what you're trying to say but it's factually incorrect to say that Apple is in anyway competitive against Android as a whole. Apple are a single company, Android is a (mostly) open-source operating system that every other company uses. It doesn't matter how common ios devices are, they will *never* be as popular as Android phones.
Not to mention the fact that iPhones are ridiculously expensive and you can get a modern, competitive android phone for
jokes on you, seth! us samsung android users dont give a fug whether you have a apple or samsung and dont care that you look down on us for it. that got old in like 2018, bruh. get with the times.
I was so ready for seth to roast the swifties but also let out a sigh of relief when he didnt because they are ruthless 😅😭
Anyone else watching this on their Samsung feeling personally attacked? 😂 I'm NOT paying $800; you're just gonna have to deal with my green text bubble!
*Funny, I'm watching this segment on RUclips on my Samsung phone*
Same!
The Samsung Galaxy bashing started in last week's Corrections, so I have to believe that this is personal. Seth, did a Samsung Galaxy steal your first girlfriend, or boo your Chicago improv?
😂
You can totally screencap on Samsung phones. I believe we could do it before Apple could (waaaay back) 😆
Yes! CORRECTION Seth, Iphones suck and have for about a decade now. 😅
Totally.
Whether it's the disaster that was Apple Maps or their imfamously fragile phones, or brand exlcusive cables, I'll never understand the haughty, snobbishness of iPhone users, toward Android users.
@@NoThatRyan it's a cult. They also think they invented Swipe texting. 😂
@@Amanda57563 The only reason I use an iPhone is because my employer pays for it. I am not a cult member :D
@@NoThatRyanI have four android phones from four different major android phones manufacturers, they all broken down pretty quickly, especially the battery. I don’t know what android phone you are using but most android phones in the market are actually cheaper and more fragile.
il get samsung 100 % over an i phone any day
The minute I Swifties at the bottom, I KNEW he was gonna run out of time dammit. Funniest Ya Burnt I can remember, I laughed so hard I lost my breath.
I’m night giggling now 😂😂😂
Late Night fans: if you haven’t seen Corrections, it’s exactly this level of unhinged every show, with more time for tangents.
And yes, it gives his showrunner Shoemaker even more of a heart attack
Ay you leave Mikey Da Shoe outta this
Shhhh, it's supposed to be a secret
@@dielaughing73 Corrections ended with episode #100, so there is no reason for anyone to check it out this Thursday night. Just move along, everyone.😉
Wasn't expecting the Mr. Wizard line. Nothing like a 40-year-old public television reference.
Ya Burnt is what we need right now !!! Seth sizzles !! 🔥🔥🔥
I assume the Kristi Noem line was a classic Scollins joke
Isn't the fact that Justin Shane is still using his Samsung Galaxy S4 the opposite of a burn on Samsung phones? Meanwhile, all the IPhone people have to replace their phones eight times a year because the screen cracks anytime you touch the screen too hard.
Who?
You're going to hate this, but I've had my iPhone SE since 2016, and it's physically in perfect condition.
Maybe the problem isn't with iPhones, but rather with how the iPhone users you know handle their phones?
my S4 lasted six years, by the time I brought it in for trade-in it was such an antique all the phone store employees were like "Oh wow an S4!" "Oooo an S4? I wanna see"
nothing but Samsung for me after that, all the "Mike Smith laughed at a message" texts are worth it
Seth, "Ya Burnt" is one of my all-time favorite bits (after "Jokes Seth Can't Tell"), but if you're gonna do jokes about tech, at least get someone on staff who understands it. Samsung and other Android phones have had "screen capture" longer than iPhones have. Ya Burnt! 😄
/*Watches while coloring an adult coloring book..*/ Shhhh
(Also Night Giggles lol) ;p
An adult colouring book or an 'adult' colouring book?
quick hide it in your pokemon Backpack
@@wanderingseth 🤣
@@onopvallend Way ahead of you.. ;p
One of these days we’ll get that story about those migrating tree 🐸
Correction: if anyone on a group text has an android phone, *all* texts you send from an iPhone to that group will be green. All texts from everyone else (as seen on your iPhone) will be gray. No way to tell who has the android unless you check the details of their phone number.
Night giggling is what I do watching Ya Burnt after it's posted.
Sue. Dough. Coup.
Seth needs to switch it up one night and put out a ya burnt, but 30 seconds in just segway into talking about migrating tree frogs for 8 minutes straight. I'd love it.
What's that Seth? I can't facetime you on my Samsung? That's because it's impossible to call people from 2016. Maybe someday when they invent a way to see into the past and I'll facetime you on your iphone and laugh about how they stole your phone jack.
Ya burnt!
The Samsung slander was uncalled for.
Correction: iPhone owners only *think* their phones are superior
Invalid correction. We _know_ they are.
"But it works so great with my Mac Book." /s
Correction correction: iPhone owners only think THEY are superior because they have spendy phones. ☺
And we Android Users are so humble in comparison, which automatically keeps us hovering at the superior spot. But not like we need it... 😊 🧘♂️ 🧘♀️ ❤🎉
I think the joke is don’t put that much thought into choosing a phone, just pick a latest iPhone like everyone else and it’s fine. The thing is not who’s superior, which is an extremely stupid way to describe a phone, it’s actually caring about those over hyped features like gaming phone or something.
Call back to Mr. Wizard is a waaaaay back
I think "Apple fanboys" would have fit nicely on that list.
6:45 😂
At 7:00 does he say Samsung Galaxy X4 and which phone is that? Or did he meant to say S4 and is he making fun now about a phone from 2013? And I wonder if this "Ya burnt" was sponsered by Tim Apple
Is there another model of phone that exploded multiple times and hurt many people after 2013? I actually can’t think of one.
@@masakazuishiguro8525 I believe the first galaxy note was exploding. But Seth is clearly not saying 'Note' so maybe he is even mocking the wrong model ;)
Anyone defending Apple products is pathetic. 🤷🏼♂️
This one felt like Seth actually was angry about these haha. One day Seth will get the joy of speaking about migrating tree frogs
Once upon a time, long ago, the knitting community was at odds with Seth… the ornithologists of the world are now the ones claiming the throne!
Just once, can we hear the story about the migrating Tree Frogs? Please, Seth?🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
Correction: NYT has games besides Sudoku that aren’t just word games: Vertex and Tiles.
Vertex is my favorite!
Give us the frog facts!
0:11 I was already smelling the smoke
Almost swiftly canceled
I love Strands - finding that first word is key.
"Suduko" is not a word game because it is a number game!
This segment is funny but Seth does know eventually he’s got to follow through with them tree frog facts
One of the other SF5 -- I believe Kimmel -- jokingly asked Oliver to do a Last Week Tonight takedown of adult coloring books, simply because he doesn't like them. Thought of that during this excellent Ya Burnt. Lots of great lines, of course, but the leather glove vs. diamond bracelet observation is super concise and clever.
Would be funnier if the buzzer didn't go off when Seth started talkng about Swifties...
Mixing a seven ingredient Vieux Carré while listening to complicated cocktails getting burnt only made it better.
Calling an Espresso Martini a "complicated cocktail" when the IBA lists it with only 3 ingrediants and shaking doesn't fit.
it's complicated because the bartender has to stop what they're doing and make a shot of espresso, or fifteen shots of espresso
CORRECTION: You could take screenshots on Samsungs (or more accurately, Androids) for *YEARS* before you could on iPhones. They only let you change the position off apps on the homescreen THIS YEAR when Androids have been doing that since damn near they were invented. The elitism dripping off that entire section was nauseating.
Also, facetiming does work on Androids. If it didn't that wouldn't even matter, we all use Zoom/WhatsApp and they have video calls.
Sideburn Phish? Cmon now lol
Drew Carey is not impressed
CORRECTION: There is a way to also screen cap on a Samsung phone. Because I have an iPhone it was both quick and easy to look it up on the internet. Congrats on the Emmy noms ! 🎉
2:39 Considering apple just got the ability to move icons on the home screen (/apple-is-finally-adding-an-ios-home-screen-feature-that-android-has-had-for-15-years) and customizable controls center, i wouldn't be so egotistical of being a apple user who's been half a decade behind 😂
Correction: Android has had screenshot and screen recording for ages probably even before Apple 😂
Also Samsung Phones exploding was 2016, let it go it's almost been a decade ago, who's this joke writer thats been living under a rock? They gonna write pandemic jokes next?
iphones are overhyped and overpriced and are terrible at most things androids excel at. I can't wait to get rid of my iphone and go back to Google Pixel. That said, it is sort of obnoxious to get a separate text stating that someone reacted to your text. iphone wins that one.
That is apples fault not android. And they are now being forced to upgrade ios messaging to make android-ios messages more secure by including them in good sms messages...
Excuse me Mr Meyers. I noticed you started a story about migrating tree frogs but you seemed to get somehow distracted by a burning smell. I was interested in learning the interesting fact that you heard. Thank you for your time.
Playing video at 1.5x, Seths laugh sounds like Tucker Carlson. 😂
What is so fascinating about fireworks? Once you've seen a few, you've pretty much seen them all.
Long time listener, first time jackal. It is SUDOKU and SUDUKO bro
Correction Samsung has screenshots And you can even edit it without having to go into your gallery. And they also have split screen and wireless power transfer
technically those birds aren't from NY, they migrated from NH.
They're migrating tree birds.
Correction: Samsung > apple. apple always taking android features and acting like they're new smh
Seth's on fire tonight! Love the energy!!
The guy that voices SIDEBURN SOUNDS LIKE THE WIZARD OF OZ. CAN YOU SHOW THAT GUY?
IS THE VOICE WIZARD AI?
One of these days I'd like to hear him finish the frog fact -.-
I'll never get to know about those tree frogs, will I?
Green bubbles are the price I pay for having a phone that let's me do simple things like rearranging icons on the home screen.
(Yes, I know iOS finally got around to adding that, but it took forever. Apple's whole deal is taking features that existed in other platforms for years and pretending they're new inventions.)
We all, sane people, recognize that Trump is a cult. I'd propose that so is iPhone. I've never had a person try to convert me as hard as friends with an iPhone. I text. I call. I watch Seth on RUclips. What are you people doing with an iPhone ? Talking to God ? Think that's the definition of a cult.
Thank you 😊
Whish that the show had the budget to play the R.E.M. song night swimming, but with the lyrics changed to night giggling.
This might be the best Ya Burnt yet
i must say, the burn boys were on Fire for this one
The team totally should have not let the buzzer go off at the end and let Seth keep rambling about Swifties until he melted into his seat hahaha
I’m addicted to Strands! Haha love it
It was hilarious how angry he was about it 😂
The moment I saw Swifties at the bottom of the list I knew how they were going to end it.
It would have been hilarious if the crew had pranked Seth by not hitting the buzzer, forcing him to go on. Though it might have been the only thing that Seth would actually have fired them over! 😂😂😂😂
I love ya burnt. we need some ya burnt merch!
Samsung phones are for people not stupid enough to pay an extra $800 for technology of an Apple Icon, and sucked into buying every upgrade.
FACTOID MEANS SMALL *INCORRECT* FACT THAT APPEARS TO BE SIMILAR TO A FACT BUT *IS NOT ONE*.
Like Humanoid means “human like but not” or planetoid means “liek planet but not one”
When I saw that Swifties was on the list, I thought “Well, it was nice knowing you Seth. You had a good run!”
Tennis is a great sport to play. Meanwhile, Pickleball is for those who can't play Tennis or Table Tennis.
Noise pollution too. They at least need to change the paddle or the ball. They have no problem sending that “knock knock knock” across parks and trails.
Pretty sure that was a nighttitter.
They go by so fast!
Good morning seth meyers fans
NO!
what about the Tree Frogs?
CORRECTION: many coloring books that are advertised as adult coloring books do have graphic images (including boobs), profanity, and other explicit content.
Hey adult coloring books have smaller areas to color kids can't do that small but I have seen ones with that kind of stuff in it. I've seen ones with like children's size areas to color that had that stuff in it. They usually in the bachelorette party area of places like Spencer's. It's been years since I've seen it though.
Adult naps is a thing though….🤷♀️
Strands is fun, FTR.
I'm night cackling at this one. 10/10
Stephen Colbert would never make fun of me for having an Android...
SAVED by the buzzer, Seth!!!
Everyone knows you don't call out the Swifties...is Shoemaker tryin' to do you in? WTF happened? 😄
I assume everyone has said this. But it’s soo-dough-koo, not soo-doo-kough
Heeeheeee... Seth said "suduko" instead of "sudoku" 😉😄
Got the spangram on my first guess in Strands today.