SPACE STATION 14: engineering breaks, and we all die. . .
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- Опубликовано: 11 окт 2024
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Space Station 13 is a game that you're not going to understand unless you play. It's not a game you can learn by watching or reading, and it is a game you certainly won't master in your first day, week or month. Space station 13 is one of the most insane experiences of my life, a game that has occupied my time for over a decade now. Space station 13 is the roguelike of roguelikes for me, the most wonderful piece of human created madness, and certainly on equal footing with dwarf fortress in terms of sheer complexity.
However, byond is old as an engine, is limited in its own ways, and largely prevented a number of people from joining in. And thus, there was Space Station 14 - which is free and on steam! This open source monster replicates the madness and is the early version of what promises to be many decades of stupid just like its sire.
Join me in Space Station 14 friends. Be farty spacemen.
Please join in as I embark again, for just another day on space station 13.
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or possibly Bensound at Bensound.com or possibly the library of congress! Yes, they have music!
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Gotta love that the official LRP server rules mentions "Do not make Cargonia"
I'm going to break that rule.
But what about Bargonia? Home of Booze and Flings?
I guess many copy what Tex does and not seeing how Tex play so not understanding.
Servers need to ease up on the rules or make Cargonian Separatist a proper antag roll.
@@Anonymous-mp2ln Just have it require a good reason for now and focus on improving what is there.
That episode was a genuine sci-fi survival/suspense film.
Man tex uploading space station videos during Christmas season gets me in the Christmas spirit
Best part of the season
Randolph: Restores partial power to ss14.
SS14: Immediately locks Randolph out. "Thank you for respecting NanoTrasen Security Protocols at all times; only you can keep all of us safe and secure."
I was George Burns. that round sucked... I was about to pick up my tools when everything blew up and I only had enough time to get into the locker room before I died of lack of air.
so that whole round I had a window to the hallway to talk with people, but I couldn't get out. no power, no crowbar, no welding tools.
no even a hammer or something to break the windows...
what was worse was the the vendimatics had all the tools i needed... but I couldn't pry them open with my meathooks or teeth or stomp the machine with a boot
Speaking as a non-player, what do you think happened? The admin whisper to Tex makes me think it was purposeful shenanigans to "make things interesting".
@@FaceIntoKeyboard possible. but this round happened near the beginning of the bpl14 server. everyone was still learning the game. the anti matter reactor is pretty simple to set up. but its also simple to sabotage or screw up. on the console you put 2 fuel per 1 core, to maintain a stable reaction. any more than that and you run a compounding risk of blowing it up. more 3 fuel per core is like a 10minute risk, 4+ fuel per core and it will blow inside of a minute. and there is usually a hole the size of a room with nothing in it for evidence.
that particular station only had the AME and solars for power generation at the time.
but its also within the purview of admins/gods to give players a helping hand to further the story if it might be interesting. dont expect admin help, don't ask for it. just accept it when it happens. whether its enough power to get the solars running, or a gun with 1 magazine in a locker to help with zombies. its not much, but something magical might happen.
@@NotoriusBEN1 interesting, thanks for the insight!
Toolbox is still very lethal in SS14. Since not a lot of weapons can gib, and toolboxes can do that. ( At least when I last remember looking at the weapons damage types there was not a lot that could gib. )
"I did it!" followed by "Oh. God did that..." Pure SS14 goodness.
Ah, these things would happen all the time when I played SS13, and a kleptomaniacal cargo chief... that's just tuesday. All these years and the spirit of the game is intact as it is rotten.
"Oh. God did that." 😊 that made me laugh the first genuine laugh of my day, thanks
The yellow oxy tanks in the firefighting lockers are standard sized, IE much larger than the emergency oxygen tanks. It also has a propet gasmask.
I have to go do my Engi duty now. The itch has happened again. Thanks Tex.
Local man saves everyone, everyone still dies of stupid.
Yeah, don't refill your O2 cylinder from the two, three O2 cans you passed. lmao
This is exactly what happens when you call the captain a doody head: engineering explodes.
Minor fun fact, Solars connect it each other and let power through.
This encourages Me to become a Space Man...
The music slaps so hard.. 🤘🏻
Jeez man, you really live one heck of a life. What a trip.
I have to say, I greatly enjoy the Space Station videos.
my fave outtro song
non-tile locked SS13 is just so cursed to me
As soon as the explosion happened, my internet connection ceased
question here: why aren't the solars already connected and running?
My biggest question about SS14 is, Do the chickens lay eggs yet?
They do, however, as of now they are unfortunatrly coded so that if you want them to lay eggs, you need to manually stuff food down their throats every few minutes (unlike cow which will automatically try to chomp down anything edible within its reach).
Reason why it's much more pratical and easier to just, get eggs through the "egg-plant" crop.
Also, the initial batch of eggs will be fertile and produce more chicken, but after a few minutes, in order to prevent potential chicken spamming, they'll stop being fertile.
Beautiful!
Is that title a Snowpiercer reference 🧐🤓
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee ITS GO TIME PEOPLE. CLICK LIKE. DO IT FOR THE KIDS!
ah yes, a powered oxygen dispenser. because combining pressurized flammable gas with electricity is a smart thing that smart people do, with no possible negative repercussions
Congo canon reminder
More notes for improvement:
1. Please close airlocks behind you before going out into space, or at best you are gonna mildly space the room you came from and have stuff and tiles thrown about, and at worst, like during a no power situation like this, completely space part of the station.
2. There's already wiring usually under solar panels, hence all you need to usually do is put wires down at the intersection, the main walkway. No need to put it also on the side walkways, you are just wasting wire and time.
3. In SS14, solars suck and never are anywhere enough to power the station up. All they do is _slightly_ slow down the power from running out if and when AME, singulo or TEG are gone. But if power is already out, then solars are practically near useless, aside maybe bringing the command console near there to call shuttle in the two seconds it may work occasionally (and even then it's an if).
However, in the event of a station similar to this one with a lot of solar panels, it _might_ work on giving a few seconds of power to certain areas. But still, yeah, absolutely not reliable, doesn't work even as backup, only to get in enough power for a shuttle call by bringing the console near it.
4. You can put the big oxygen tanks on the rightmost, uppermost slot, the one with a belt thingy (basically, functions as a smaller back slot , not the same of backpack). Always carry one with you.
5. You don't need to use oxygen medication if you came out of a no oxy situation, your health will slowly come back up as you breathe in oxygen. The medication is just for when someone goes crit, in which case they can't breathe, and as of now if someone dies from oxy loss alone, they cannot be brought back to life without cloning. And also for combat situations of course, since oxy loss counts as health damage (though only temporary so long you aren't crit), and so you or course need all the health you can get.
HAIL CARGONIA!!! 🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡
and HAIL CARGONIA!!!!✊
😊❤👍
Is it true that BPL no longer praises z0rg?
New spaceman here, it seems the EU servers are permanently empty. Should I join US East? And how do I throw stuff? Didn't figure out the keys for it. Thanks
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Hell ye
Still not used to character movement not being locked to vertices.
Love this tradition.
YES! another SS14 Christmas Dump! This is DUMPtastic. DUMParriffic. DUMPazing! LETS GO TEX LETS GO!!!! Hawkmen!!! DUMP!!