The Angriest I've Ever Been (Artosis Clips)

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  • Artosis get's the angriest he's ever been at a game in his life. (04/01/21)
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  • @InqWiper
    @InqWiper 3 года назад +965

    Normal parents: I can't get enough sleep because my baby cries too much.
    Artosis baby: I can't get enough sleep because my parent cries too much.

    • @fallen969
      @fallen969 3 года назад +13

      LOOOL

    • @lilchad961
      @lilchad961 3 года назад +8

      this comment needs 100000000 likes

    • @JN-hs5xl
      @JN-hs5xl 2 года назад +36

      plot twist: father introduces child to starcraft, child picks protoss

    • @omarrodelomadrid6636
      @omarrodelomadrid6636 2 года назад

      @@JN-hs5xl haahaahah dafack

    • @gamechanger8908
      @gamechanger8908 2 года назад +1

      @@JN-hs5xl Heh Artosis was a SC2 Protoss player.

  • @BitterBucolic1
    @BitterBucolic1 3 года назад +563

    To be fair, if you're much worse than your opponent, you're best bet is to take crazy risks. It's just logical.

    • @buttlord2223
      @buttlord2223 3 года назад +61

      My friend is a grand master in SF5 and I'm a bottom of the barrel player. When we play I take rounds sometimes and even win a match once in a while because he's not used to people doing stupid shit like wake up ultras or mashing out DPs during a blockstring. I totally get where Artosis is coming from when he does his DarkSydePhil routine about how bad the other player is. Pros, b-tiers, shitters, etc all have completely different mindsets and behaviors, it's not just a matter of one having better execution than the other.

    • @mishainutr
      @mishainutr 3 года назад +33

      @@buttlord2223 true strategy is not just a craft in which you can be simply better, you can have better apm, better knowledge of used patterns, units etc, but it always will be about tactic you chose and your ablity to improve and adapt to the enemy...once people use just several ABC tactics and nothing else, they just degenerated strategy to mere APM competition...

    • @MrJaymac87
      @MrJaymac87 3 года назад +6

      Arty doesn’t know what logic is . He only knows bitching and crying

    • @TanToRza
      @TanToRza 3 года назад +7

      This is at least 30% of my wins. If I a vs someone I know is better than me, I have to do something stupid that throws them off, or they will just beat me playing legit.

    • @SonofTiamat
      @SonofTiamat 2 года назад +15

      @@buttlord2223 "The master fears the amateur" _old chess saying

  • @PeterParker-yg6fc
    @PeterParker-yg6fc 3 года назад +618

    whoever runs this channel is the ultimate guy in the chat

    • @Someonehahaha
      @Someonehahaha 3 года назад +12

      'The Angriest I've Ever Been' for all we know it could be MR Artosis himself.

    • @pullerschubserwilli4251
      @pullerschubserwilli4251 3 года назад +1

      @@Someonehahaha i aren‘t think that

    • @ArtosisClips
      @ArtosisClips  3 года назад +136

      Alas, it's not Artosis that runs this channel. I'm Dunebug on Twitch and usually in his chat if I'm awake lmao.

    • @GDanielCho
      @GDanielCho 3 года назад +7

      @@ArtosisClips YOUR WEEDLORD ARENT U

    • @ArtosisClips
      @ArtosisClips  3 года назад +43

      @@GDanielCho no LMAO weedlord is his own special individual

  • @sammoreton333
    @sammoreton333 3 года назад +356

    It's funny only having seen Artosis in professional GSL caster mode and then to see this...hard to imagine lol.

    • @lastword8783
      @lastword8783 3 года назад +49

      I honestly think hes playing a character. The viewers love his rants.

    • @jackcristo1628
      @jackcristo1628 3 года назад +58

      @@lastword8783 nah, the "Saltosis" nickname has been around for far longer than he's been streaming.

    • @samc4531
      @samc4531 3 года назад +26

      Definitely playing a character. I'm sure he really is annoyed, but he exaggerates it 100x

    • @CoreStarter
      @CoreStarter 3 года назад +20

      @@samc4531 nope, he was this assblasted in broodwar chat in 2000 lmao, artosis legit has anger problems.

    • @jeffr3773
      @jeffr3773 3 года назад +6

      @@CoreStarter yeah it does look and sound very authentic.

  • @BoomBangBurn
    @BoomBangBurn 3 года назад +447

    Opponent: breathes
    Arthosis: "And I took that personally"

    • @Nihiliste-
      @Nihiliste- 3 года назад +2

      Ahahahaha

    • @naogeddon9801
      @naogeddon9801 3 года назад +2

      @Christian Kent it's every race now. Ps for being ps. Zergs for playing uhm...anything? Ling - muta - lurker, crazy zerg, ling flood into muta, you name it. And terrans for playing mass vultures as opener. Artosis always finds reasons to call people trash for chosen strategy, no matter what the strategy is.

    • @guardianvalor962
      @guardianvalor962 2 года назад +1

      @@naogeddon9801
      Artosis could probably face off against himself from an alternate universe and both play super standard, but still call each other clowns.

  • @idodeclare6804
    @idodeclare6804 3 года назад +377

    "he's just so fucking bad!!!!ugh!!!!!!" while getting absolutely destroyed by his opponent is the funniest thing i ever seen

    • @pendayha353
      @pendayha353 3 года назад

      Same

    • @princeofexcess
      @princeofexcess 3 года назад +20

      well sc can feel extremely unfair. You can get cheesed and loose to someone worse than you. You can lose to 4 pool to a player that is really bad.

    • @princeofexcess
      @princeofexcess 3 года назад

      @Heinrich Heinrich Yes still feels bad. He definitely overreacts though haha

    • @SaithMasu12
      @SaithMasu12 3 года назад +1

      @Heinrich Heinrich shouldnt happen though. The idea is that you get paired with someone of similiar skill level. If that someone is just universally worse than you and soly is at your rank because of cheese and risk taking play, than there is clearly something wrong with the game.
      I mean im not saying that Artosis doesent overreact, he definetly does, but risk taking play should not get you to these ranks and yes its frustrating to play against, because essetially you just loose, because your opponent gambles, hard.

    • @scarredable
      @scarredable 3 года назад +12

      @@princeofexcess which means you are not good enough though

  • @someonesomewheresometime3897
    @someonesomewheresometime3897 2 года назад +72

    it's even more funny when you realize that while artosis is raging like a madman, the guys in the chat are dying of laughter xD

  • @hmr1122
    @hmr1122 3 года назад +186

    "why does every trash player cheese?"
    - makes middle stargate and gets rekt
    Poetic.

    • @TheRamstoss
      @TheRamstoss 3 года назад +2

      You mean starport?

    • @WeiweiCheng
      @WeiweiCheng 3 года назад +3

      That was not cheese though. Center starport or fac is pretty much standard against fast CC.

    • @frederikrosvall
      @frederikrosvall 3 года назад

      Starport at some off location is pretty standard

  • @davidhoracek6758
    @davidhoracek6758 2 года назад +38

    Artosis's kids can probably just get away with anything. He's got no rage left. "Dad, you're not mad I crashed your car?" "Well yeah, I guess I am, but it doesn't seem so bad compared to what trash protoss players did to me all morning on ladder. At least you were *trying* to micro."

  • @stellatrabucco4494
    @stellatrabucco4494 3 года назад +176

    "Waaaaa. People aren't doing exactly what I expect and know how to beat, Waaaaa." Artois 2021.
    Actually thought he was going to cry at one point

    • @EB-bl6cc
      @EB-bl6cc 3 года назад +54

      yeah basically. love artosis but this whole "if everyone doesn't play by all the exact preset meta rules then it's bullshit" attitude is awful. God forbid people think for themselves instead of being robots

    • @jeffr3773
      @jeffr3773 3 года назад +29

      I'm pretty sure he did literally cry for a moment. It almost made me feel bad for him until I remember what a giant piece of shit he is (or seems to be from what I've seen). I don't get it, if your enemy is so "bad" then why did you lose to him? If he was taking risks and you knew he was taking risks, why didn't you punish while he was weak? I don't get why he feels cheated.

    • @tsaralexanderi9376
      @tsaralexanderi9376 3 года назад +7

      @@jeffr3773 It has to do a bit with luck. I haven't played sc1 that much, but I have played sc2 and it is super irritating if you keep getting cheesed. It is often very hard to counter cheeses. However, if you do counter them, you basically won.
      Just explaining the rage, but I'm not defending artosis in any means, just want to explain

    • @tsaralexanderi9376
      @tsaralexanderi9376 3 года назад

      @@jeffr3773 its almost like the enemy threw dices and gambled to win if it helps to explain

    • @jeffr3773
      @jeffr3773 3 года назад +1

      @@tsaralexanderi9376 Good explanation, thanks. I mean I know that; I try to play solid fundamentals every game, knowing that in the long run it's going to work 60% of the time. I'm not going to spend the effort to remember every little cheese defense, I just let those games go, knowing that it's going to happen sometimes. You'd think someone at his level who has played tens of thousands of games, won tournaments etc, would have the mentality to expect BS sometimes. I think it's a really awful character trait that he hasn't developed that by now and never will

  • @MrNicoJac
    @MrNicoJac 3 года назад +94

    Lol, for a second there I thought he was ACTUALLY gonna cry 🤣

  • @ieaturanium574
    @ieaturanium574 3 года назад +69

    When a guy gets mad at me for cheesing, which I dont do on many occasion, I'd do an even dumber cheese the next time against him 🤣

    • @flaviussaos423
      @flaviussaos423 3 года назад

      noob

    • @ieaturanium574
      @ieaturanium574 3 года назад +17

      @@flaviussaos423 how can i ever recover from this insult?

    • @flaviussaos423
      @flaviussaos423 3 года назад +1

      @@ieaturanium574 If u are toss u can't. If u are T or Z. My bad. I am sorry. If u are toss I am not.

    • @weedmantrudeau5783
      @weedmantrudeau5783 3 года назад +3

      Artosis youtube smurf monkaw

    • @iamlordstarbuilder5595
      @iamlordstarbuilder5595 3 года назад

      I do a lot of cheese (SC2 btw) because I suck. Lately it has been working ok, as long as I play more standard if it fails, and make sure to have solid anti-air (since Zerg just sucks by default at anti-air, and has absolutely no answer to deathballs since before I first joined this year).

  • @everacalm8410
    @everacalm8410 3 года назад +42

    Every time I feel sad I come here to min 6:49 and see his anger with the heavy shaking of the hands and the voice that is about to cry. Reminds me that everything will be okay.

    • @henrytep8884
      @henrytep8884 Год назад +4

      Dude you’re missing @5:54

    • @theendsjustifythemeans
      @theendsjustifythemeans Год назад

      The woest part is that his micro is sooooo trash so hes a crybaby and not even good

  • @da1stlangzai
    @da1stlangzai 3 года назад +49

    First game didn't seem like cheese. The guy had 4 marines in bunker. And only chased when he saw Artosis walk across map with only 2 rines. Of course he'll hunt them down.

  • @jehmed
    @jehmed 3 года назад +34

    I had no idea Artosis was this salty and toxic as a player.

    • @Lurreable
      @Lurreable 3 года назад +11

      Oh he's a lot more toxic than this. This was nothing.

  • @IYPITWL
    @IYPITWL 3 года назад +45

    This was one of the first streams I ever saw of arty. He became my fav almost instantly.

  • @dantdu
    @dantdu 3 года назад +36

    This salt is so pure... the sensation of watching Artosis rage is similar to watching your winning lottery ticket hit.

  • @Baldricksturnip
    @Baldricksturnip 3 года назад +37

    There needs to be gofundme of some sort named and dedicated: 'Help Artosis get better at Starcraft'. Just to see the reaction.

  • @PR_1775
    @PR_1775 Год назад +13

    Reminds me of that line from Pirates of the Caribbean along the lines of "In a fair fight, I'd beat you every time." "Well that's not much of an incentive for me to fight fair now, is it?"

  • @PopeDope69-420
    @PopeDope69-420 3 года назад +248

    Watching these really helps me manage my own, much more minor rage

    • @SiouxTube
      @SiouxTube 3 года назад +5

      *inhale*
      *exhale* Goos-fraba
      *inhale*
      *exhale* Goos-don'tbelikeartosis

    • @nordic39able
      @nordic39able 3 года назад +9

      I agree. When I rage I just open these vids, see these overexagerrated reactions and calm down a little.

    • @korana6308
      @korana6308 Год назад +1

      its so good for me because I know exactly how he feels and it is a genuine pure emotion.

  • @aaabatteries9948
    @aaabatteries9948 3 года назад +57

    That recall and the stasis at the ramp was a really good move by the toss.

    • @skeptic_lemon
      @skeptic_lemon 3 года назад +7

      Recall is literally uncounterable, unless you go mass dragoon and make 2 arbiters, or go zerg and kill their tech before they can get arbiter. But Terran is sluggish, so defending against recall is trying to lick your elbow. 1 it doesn't fucking work, 2 even if it does, congratulations you spent four bases worth of money defending against these tanky pieces of shit called Arbiters. Now you've got an angry protoss player bleeding dragoons into your main. Stasis is balanced though. And if you get skilled with an Arbiter, you might as well just abuse recall and Dragoons. Like Arbiters have 300 hp, you're never killing two or three of them before they just recall all their shit on your base. And st that point why bother using stasis? You've got your 50 or so dragoons walking around disintegrating their base. That's when you know you won.

    • @thoughtpolease7183
      @thoughtpolease7183 3 года назад +3

      @@skeptic_lemon EMP, wraith, defensive spider mines?

    • @skeptic_lemon
      @skeptic_lemon 3 года назад +3

      @@thoughtpolease7183 Spider mines can only kill a few recalled goons, because a goon can take a spider mine by itself and not die. Wraiths are about as effective as turrets. They can move and are massable, but you need a frick ton of them if you really wanna kill even a few suiciding arbiters. Arbs have 300 hp if we count shields and wraiths deal 20 damage. It looks like mass wraith would bring it down no problem but mass wraith is unviable in almost everything else, and those 300 hps add up quickly if toss makes more than one arbiter. You see EMP is the one thing I didn't think of, and you're right. If you have good micro, a science vessel with enough energy and EMP researched, you've effectively beaten recall. But you're not always gonna have a science vessel. They require a metric frick ton of tech, they need EMP researched, they are costly, they take a lotta time to make, and it isn't the most appealing thing in the world to make one just for the sake of arbs, because they are not the only strat protoss has up their sleeve. It is a good unit with some amazing and really annoying spells, and it does hard-counter recall, but still.

    • @nanotech2080
      @nanotech2080 3 года назад +5

      @@skeptic_lemon Well it's not like you can build Arbiters out of gateways either, the protoss will be cutting back on shit.

    • @skeptic_lemon
      @skeptic_lemon 3 года назад +2

      @@nanotech2080 true.

  • @Alzakielz
    @Alzakielz 3 года назад +33

    Ahhh when i see toss Recalling in Artosis base, a tear come to my eye, it's beautiful :')

    • @orxy5316
      @orxy5316 29 дней назад

      Yes, truly beautiful

  • @NiraSader
    @NiraSader 3 года назад +17

    People who can’t think outside of their “optimal play” box are hilarious, “he’s so bad waah waah” but he outplayed you with that unexpected move, no?

  • @AyeeSkippy
    @AyeeSkippy 4 месяца назад +4

    You can tell how happy he is by the look on his face while he plays his favorite game :)

  • @Genemesis
    @Genemesis 3 года назад +19

    I don't understand how people call other people who they have lost to, stupid. I mean if they're stupid and they beat you, doesn't make you more stupid?

    • @ArtosisClips
      @ArtosisClips  3 года назад +7

      You can do something bad and win games. If you were to be playing poker and you go heavily in on a bad hand and happen to win, that wouldn't be a good move because you're relying on your opponents to mess up with better hands to win. The most successful poker players are the ones who know the odds of a hand winning and only bet on good hands because that's how you guarantee making money.
      This guy may win this game but if it was a tournament he'd lose to Artosis because then you know how they play for the best of series.

    • @sage4670
      @sage4670 3 года назад +20

      @@ArtosisClips you're assuming they're gonna play the "bad" way throughout the series. Who's to say those players who Artosis lost to can't also play a macro game better than he can?

    • @TheRamstoss
      @TheRamstoss 3 года назад +4

      @@ArtosisClips Except the correct response to fast arbiter isn't to take a third. If he defends he wins. The correct analogy would be you use a scan to see your "bad" opponent's hand and you decide to bet more knowing that you have a losing hand.

    • @curtisstephens4482
      @curtisstephens4482 3 года назад

      @@sage4670 I think most of artosis frustration comes from terrain being the hardest race and toss the easiest. I've seen art do really good against s rank toss because art is actually really good at the game but when he losses to low rank toss players because of shit like recall into main base its a soul crusher. mass recall into base is literally pressing a few buttons and can cause major dmg. If terrain wanted to doom drop like that he'd have to spend a lot more money and supply to make it just as effective as recall.

    • @sage4670
      @sage4670 3 года назад +2

      @@curtisstephens4482 I mean, he has been playing the game for 20 years. At some point he should be able to beat toss, even assuming that toss is op. Otherwise, no terran pro could beat toss. Also, artosis just likes to complain. I've seen him complain about tanks in tvt, even though that's probably the unit he relies most on to win his own games
      Edit: added the word "him"

  • @connorbroderick7148
    @connorbroderick7148 3 года назад +21

    I love how in the first clip he goes for a cheese and then complains about his opponent not playing a normal game.
    also how angry he gets at arbiters despite having 0 units that can attack air...maybe shit out just like 4 goliaths could make all the difference

  • @jonny5714
    @jonny5714 3 года назад +25

    flash wouldnt have lost to that

  • @resistancerat
    @resistancerat 3 года назад +35

    0:51 those SCVs disassembled that siege tank faster than gypsies

    • @nemigazhogynincsszab
      @nemigazhogynincsszab 3 года назад +3

      Which country are you from with these jokes and sterotypes?

    • @resistancerat
      @resistancerat 3 года назад +2

      @@nemigazhogynincsszab Czech Republic

    • @nemigazhogynincsszab
      @nemigazhogynincsszab 3 года назад +8

      @@resistancerat yes, your sense of humor was so Middle-Eastern-European... Greetings from Hungary!

    • @LukeWylie
      @LukeWylie 3 года назад +5

      Lmfao

  • @WebSurfer666
    @WebSurfer666 3 года назад +45

    This was the best day ever, literally got S rank playing pretty good the previous stream, showing it off. The next day the first 2 games, plays like shit and boom back to A rank, just to never be S rank until now XD

  • @Macrobot
    @Macrobot 3 года назад +36

    He scouts 2 base arbiter, and his response is to take a quick 3rd right away, then complains he doesn't have enough turrets or if he can defend any better.... What?

    • @TanToRza
      @TanToRza 3 года назад +8

      Once he started raging from the first game and then took it into the second game, he was bound to lose, he was raging about game 1, IN GAME 2, he was not playing well and he deserves the loss unfortunately.

    • @usmh
      @usmh 3 года назад

      Uh, yes?? 2 base arbiter is a safe play. It basically comes down to the triangle of actions and counteractions. If they expand, you attack, if they attack, you defend, and if they defend you expand. 2BA would count as defending. With T units being more cost efficient, P doesn't (or does but shouldn't, depending on whom you ask) have enough to challenge a defending T off of just 2 bases if they've gone something as expensive as arbiter as well. Arty's logic sounds good to me. I really don't see what your objection is?

    • @dew9103
      @dew9103 Год назад

      yea for the record, 2 base arbiter is a build to crush 2 bash ~ 4-5 fac pushes, so of course the correct play is to take a third

  • @idkwhoiam5987
    @idkwhoiam5987 3 года назад +25

    8:03 racism on

  • @rocksparadox
    @rocksparadox 3 года назад +12

    9:46
    ''I just started playing and always pick the rusty gun gang.
    I make the iron house that produces the metal anteaters whose poops chase you and explode.
    When they keep playing I use the AT-AT walkers or the slenderman that traps you in a bubble.
    If I get bored I make the golf ball that shoots green goo, the hammerhead sharks with tomato cannon or even the invisible birds.''
    Never has there been a more poetic description of vultures, goliaths, ghosts, science vessels, battlecruisers and wraiths.

  • @moistnugget4147
    @moistnugget4147 3 года назад +15

    "I'M SO FUCKING ANGRY RIGHT NOW"
    We know Artosis. It's okay. *hug*
    It's gonna be okay

  • @asesinonabo
    @asesinonabo 3 года назад +16

    This was my intro to Artosis.
    Can't stop seeing this dude

  • @SZRLM
    @SZRLM 3 года назад +23

    What Artosis expects from his opponents: Hmm, this guy is a well-known highly ranked player with more mmr than me, so he'd probably kick my ass in a standard game. Well, better walk to my doom.
    Any rational person: Fuck it, let's try something he wouldn't expect. It's our best chance.

  • @SiouxTube
    @SiouxTube 3 года назад +44

    Man, this is sad. I sometimes can almost agree with his paper thin arguments he makes about "bad" players poisoning the player base normalizing random play and cheesy strats which ruin ladder seasons, for him I guess, but then he literally has tantrums on Twitch exposing his inability to handle a loss but also in the moment seems to be unable to pilot around such "bad" strats and play to a win.
    Edit: But, then again, like he says in a handful of streams, this is his job on the normal. He's streaming Starcraft content. I mean, what's more enjoyable than the raw chess like nature of the RTS? Artosis losing his god damn mind on camera in and out of the game. It's just perfect Schadenfreude bait for the masses and I'm sure he knows it on some level. It's making him more money little by little so, I guess there's a silver lining here despite the aneurysm or heart attack he might suffer someday.

    • @SiouxTube
      @SiouxTube 3 года назад

      @Oliver Hancock I wish. No where, South Dakota.

    • @FamSisher
      @FamSisher 3 года назад

      It is super frustrating when you think you really start to understand something and then you get thrown a curve ball. I don’t watch Artosis enough to know if his rage is 100% genuine, but that sounded real enough.

    • @taragnor
      @taragnor 3 года назад +2

      @@FamSisher : If his rage is fake, he's an amazing actor.

    • @FamSisher
      @FamSisher 3 года назад +1

      @@taragnor oh it’s certainly not fake, but he definitely plays it up sometimes.

    • @YelenaSgt44
      @YelenaSgt44 2 года назад

      I found his rage this time fake. Its just so ridiculously over the top and unreasonable. And i feel like in this vid hes consciously being careful and specific with his phrases and wording, to be funny/classic

  • @jackcristo1628
    @jackcristo1628 3 года назад +14

    "This just comes down almost purely to execution" RIP

  • @edmis90
    @edmis90 3 года назад +20

    Idra's quality of life improved greatly upon switching to another game from SC2. Became happier and content with life.
    I feel like Artosis should consider the same.

    • @sursurrus
      @sursurrus 3 года назад +3

      I could write a book about this. Day9 too. I went to summer camp with Idra, when we were 12, is he actually happier now? I was kinda a shit to him, so I hope stuff works out.

    • @gabrieleomaggio1461
      @gabrieleomaggio1461 3 года назад

      Bruh, my SC2 days were fucking miserable. I think it actually made my life worse now that I look back.

    • @sursurrus
      @sursurrus 3 года назад

      @@gabrieleomaggio1461 anything in particular? ladder was pretty frustrating. Deleted the game 3 months ago and I notice things are a lot better

    • @gabrieleomaggio1461
      @gabrieleomaggio1461 3 года назад +1

      @@sursurrus I used to play back in WoL season 1. Was playing random because I liked all the races, and I had more wins as P, Z and T respectively (4gate was massively powerful back then). I was downright obsessed with the game back then, I didn't have any friends or a girlfriend so I was devoting myself entirely to that, watching replays and shit. I eventually got to platinum and I was sometimes winning against diamond players as well (keep in mind this was before master and grandmaster ranks were implemented).
      Now, I have always been a guy that was easily distracted, but that level of intense micromanagement eventually made me even more prone to distraction because I was focusing on a ton of different things all the time. That's great if you are playing a game, but IRL it might drive you into trying a ton of different things at once and failing because you need to focus on that task and that task alone. I somehow think that it might have altered my cognitive processes a bit.
      Then again, I'm no psychologist/doctor so take all of this with a copious amount of salt.
      EDIT: I think I did something like 1800 games in 18 months or so. Won something like 700-800 of them.

  • @Dontlook36
    @Dontlook36 3 года назад +2

    Idk why ppl like artosis think SC should be a game where you just do the same boring macro builds every game. That's boring. The fun is throwing off your opponent by doing unexpected things.

  • @FroggBoy1
    @FroggBoy1 2 года назад +3

    New Player: *Walks into competitive Starcraft*
    Same Player: *Walks out lactose intolerant*

  • @danieldorn9989
    @danieldorn9989 Год назад +3

    Artosis at the start of the match while scouting: "This guy is terrible and stupid, he is terribly stupid, only a dumb person would do this"
    Artosis after losing to dumb guy: "I cant believe this, it doesnt make any sense, what a stupid person, you are disgusting"
    Winning games is not dumb.
    It seems to me that he relies too much on existing strategies, so when someone comes around and does something unconventional, he just rage quits.
    Artosis cant adapt.

  • @slavdecepticon
    @slavdecepticon 7 месяцев назад +4

    Arty just ages 40 years when he locks in

  • @appidydafoo
    @appidydafoo 3 года назад +13

    Hope he never trades stocks, his heart would simply explode

  • @yuriy9701
    @yuriy9701 3 года назад +13

    Well, it's kinda obivous that the first guy (B terran) had no chance against him playing standard game. Of course he'd try something unusual

    • @lucianocortes8636
      @lucianocortes8636 3 года назад +5

      Ya, for someone that calls everyone stupid, it is very stupid not to use a safe build against that kind of player.

    • @AlexanderMartinez-kd7cz
      @AlexanderMartinez-kd7cz 3 года назад +4

      @@lucianocortes8636 it's funny how he says he gets cheesed every game but wouldn't you win every game if you just assume cheese then?

    • @Redtornado6
      @Redtornado6 3 года назад

      @@AlexanderMartinez-kd7cz if you over defend cheese, and your opponent is not going cheese you will lose because you are too far behind

    • @AlexanderMartinez-kd7cz
      @AlexanderMartinez-kd7cz 3 года назад

      @@Redtornado6 yeah but artosis seems to think he gets cheesed every game

    • @ArtosisClips
      @ArtosisClips  3 года назад +2

      @@lucianocortes8636 He goes safe builds pretty much every game, but depending on the cheese sometimes even a safe macro build isn't completely safe.

  • @TehGrandVizier
    @TehGrandVizier 3 года назад +17

    "does that make him good at the game"?
    -no. but winning against you, as well as bringing you to the verge of tears sort of does.

  • @prevailwithme
    @prevailwithme 3 года назад +24

    Baby crying in the background, this is just sad. Even though i laughed.

    • @ArtosisClips
      @ArtosisClips  3 года назад +8

      Not sure they're crying because he was like that, probably just woke up. He's a good dad. :(

    • @Bashka91
      @Bashka91 3 года назад +14

      I am pretty sure he is fine dad. But Flash of course is a better one ^_^

    • @missbelled6700
      @missbelled6700 3 года назад +11

      @@Bashka91 Flash's kid wouldn't be crying

    • @seanpolese5596
      @seanpolese5596 3 года назад +8

      @@boneflesh i think the "role model" he sets for his children, is that he had a dream and a passion for starcraft and he chased that dream to a foreign country where he didnt know the language and didnt know anyone. And now hes basically part of the dynamic duo of Starcraft.. actually no not even Starcraft of ESPORTS Casting. He and Tasteless are basically the Michael Jordan and Lebron James of Esports Casting and they struggled and lived poor in a foreign country and busted their asses to get to where they are. Does he get angry and upset at the game? Sure. But him expressing his obvious extreme passion for the thing he has devoted his entire life to.. does not make him a bad father.. Terrible thing to say about someone.

    • @alysdaxei
      @alysdaxei 3 года назад +1

      He's married, you know? Kids cry all the time. Doesn't mean his kid is being neglected. Don't be an idiot. Besides, it's obvious Artosis is at least partly playing this up for the audience (look at his titles and thumbnails). If my dad made streams this funny I'd just laugh.

  • @hexadecimalhexadecimal5241
    @hexadecimalhexadecimal5241 3 года назад +4

    4:44 the 2 frozen tanks on the bridge blocking off the other units...LMAO so unfortunate breh

  • @HandicappedMind
    @HandicappedMind Год назад +2

    The first clip drives me nuts... I get its artosis and he rages but what the player did was play the game.. hes mad because he never saw that build before? in a strategy game???? This is what killed rts enjoyment for me.. The same boring strats every game and people playing like every game is gsl finals.. Just play the game and enjoy it. People take risks BECAUSE THERES NO STAKES... its the ladder man... Take a zanax or something mate...

  • @TheDutchKorean
    @TheDutchKorean 3 года назад +2

    Imagine being not only a grown man, but also a professional Starcraft commentator and losing your shit like this over a dumb game. ABLOOBLOO THAT GUY IS SO BAD OMG MY POINTS I HATE BLIZZARD. Holy shit. Any respect I had for him is gone forever.

  • @l.christoffersen7502
    @l.christoffersen7502 3 года назад +10

    I never knew I needed this content, but I do. I love it.

  • @fo0liner1985
    @fo0liner1985 2 года назад +3

    i distingtly remember getting into wc3 many years ago. there was already an established meta at the time and i played a low ranked human vs night elf game. i simply macroed spellbreakers,priests,sorceresses and mortars out of a one base t2 and crushed him because he had no army. so he called me a noob and quit the match. like i suppose it is fine for calling me out on not understanding the meta and not knowing what risks i may have taken to get to this victory.. but all he had to do was NOT assume i was playing what EVERYONE else is and scout me. instead he blindly followed a scenario that he took for granted. and not meaning to belittle anyones efforts to perfect the execution of meta strategy.. but if THAT is skill you are a trained monkey.

  • @gokublack8342
    @gokublack8342 3 года назад +4

    "Wtf was that?!!" That was you underestimating a lower ranked player starcraft is what 20-30 years old at this point and ppl still haven't learned this lesson?

  • @un_miroir
    @un_miroir Год назад +5

    This is it. My favorite clip from any stream ever.

  • @Spacevet
    @Spacevet 3 года назад +2

    First game, really bad from you. Scout proper, play more safe. You so much better than him...

  • @sk2790
    @sk2790 2 года назад +3

    in korea.. playing protoss is called "fork"-ing.. as in they cant use chopsticks so they have to use forks. protoss is also known as the race to pick if u have no talent at gaming. it is the easiest race by far to rank up to A. it gets harder at A but it's only because its so easy to rank to A that the players never really get better and they have to face the terran and zerg players who've actually worked hard to get there. this is the popular opinion of most pro gamers including stork who is like the representative of players who argue that protoss is weak at the pro gamer tier.

  • @brofenix
    @brofenix Год назад +2

    Interesting Artosis complains about his opponent doing something abnormal or bad in his opinion, but if you then I think you can take it as a learning opportunity rather than complain so hard about it. It seems different than how Artosis talks during casting, that players have to adapt & be aware and be rational.

  • @DamnitMan88
    @DamnitMan88 3 года назад +6

    This is why Artosis's face look the way it does.

  • @Xvs87
    @Xvs87 3 года назад +1

    Why do the opponents use there race abilities its unfair, why can't they just wait for 20 minutes for me to macro and kill them, classic saltosis

  • @Bluuders
    @Bluuders 3 года назад +2

    "They just cheese every game"
    Ah yes, the good old arbiter cheese. Which requires a gateway, cyber core, stargate, citadel of adun, templar archives and finaly arbiter tribunal, which has to research recall and stasis.
    I'm fairly certain getting most of the protoss tech and attacking after 2 spells have researched is not cheesing bruh. Cheesing would be walking lots to your base from multiple gateways immediately.
    Also, here's an excerpt from liquipedia: "The Build Order can not clearly be tagged as all-in (overly aggressive and high risk strategy) or as standard play. However, it is one of the hardest to perform strategies for Protoss in this match up." So either liquipedia is bullshitting, or you, sir, have no clue what playing protoss is like in sc1.

    • @FlymanMS
      @FlymanMS 2 года назад

      Cheese in a way that it’s a tired but effective way of doing things. Also Toss buildings build themselves which speed it up immensly

  • @ConradSly
    @ConradSly 3 года назад +5

    dunno what's so hard to understand about how he did a risky build and got punished. he has such a hard coded mentality.

  • @LorenzKamo
    @LorenzKamo 2 года назад +2

    You're supposed to punish people for taking risks during the game, not punish yourself after the game

  • @nanotech2080
    @nanotech2080 3 года назад +4

    Imagine playing, casting, and living sc all your life, and still losing to random B's. A proof right there that quality > quantity and not everyone is cut right for the job.

  • @nekochiyu5060
    @nekochiyu5060 3 года назад +6

    I just don't get his anger and hatred for his opponets. They're taking risks that pay off or just do unorthodox things to outplay him. He honestly just comes off as a hyper toxic baby

    • @HankGlamorous
      @HankGlamorous 3 года назад

      he wants a sraight up game he can practice against

  • @ABX8
    @ABX8 3 года назад +1

    operation cwal show me the money show me the money show me the money show me the money
    Now to get 200 supply and do a big awesome fight. Thats how artosis really wants to play :D

  • @benstips1101
    @benstips1101 Год назад +2

    LOOK HERE! LOOK! LISTEN! I CANT TAKE THIS SHIT NO MO MAN!

  • @augustday9483
    @augustday9483 3 года назад +10

    Imagine seeing the arbiter recall play coming and choosing to make a third expansion instead of a couple more Goliaths and missile turrets.

  • @GoDiMoNsTeR
    @GoDiMoNsTeR 2 года назад +9

    dude, I had Artosis in a pedestal as the most insightful and analytic SC2 caster of all times, after following Tasetosis on GSL casts. Seeing an adult almost crying to tears in a tantrum over being cheessed dented that image.

  • @C4l4b82
    @C4l4b82 2 года назад +1

    Thats the reason, why i play since 10 years no more PvP. Its not good for my hearth ^^

  • @PJJ196
    @PJJ196 Год назад +4

    Such a legendary rage.. that chat laughing at him made me piss myself 😂

  • @atelierdesrochers2631
    @atelierdesrochers2631 3 года назад +2

    6:40 I thought he was gonna cry... ''this guy doesn't fucking deserves this!'' shows more ressources units and building points... and more apm... not that higher apm is automatically better but it certainly does help :P

  • @mariusmihai1292
    @mariusmihai1292 3 года назад +2

    that's why you don't play the exact same bulding every time. a part of the game is always scout and punish risk builds...starcraft is not building the perfect build.

  • @TheRamstoss
    @TheRamstoss 3 года назад +4

    If he teched into arbiter off of 3 goons, you could've rushed with 3 tanks and killed him as soon as you scanned. But you were too set on doing your standard macro build to care. Maybe these players do these builds because people on ladder can't react properly and they all just want to do the same macro build. If you were really skilled as you think you are you would've realized what the opponent was doing.

    • @IIFrozenFlame
      @IIFrozenFlame 3 года назад

      You forgot that there are Zealots and possibly even cannons are there too. It's not as easy as you think to run in as Terran vs a Protoss. Why do you think they go 3 base vs Terran every game regardless of what they plan to do?

    • @TheRamstoss
      @TheRamstoss 3 года назад

      @@IIFrozenFlame If toss makes a 5 minute third nexus I think you do have to rush. I know it's hard and you have to have good micro but if you don't, you'll be at too big of a disadvantage. There won't be cannons at that timing. Cannons are only to defend against drops in late game. You will have marines, vultures/mines and tanks. Got a good chance against literally 3 goons. If they make zealots they will be slow walking and also means less goons. Mostly only goons at that timing.

  • @Juleszzzzz
    @Juleszzzzz 3 месяца назад +1

    On the bright side, I found genuine Saltosis. Knew he's forcing it on the other later clips lol

  • @kozunak
    @kozunak 2 года назад +2

    "I can't believe he is just making marines and walking them in the middle of the map..." says the guy that just did that :')

  • @BobJason1
    @BobJason1 3 года назад +4

    Idk if he will read this message, but I will give him $250 if he can reach S rank with protoss on the ladder

    • @BobJason1
      @BobJason1 3 года назад

      I'll have to stop by his stream one of these days

    • @crows6650
      @crows6650 3 года назад

      Lol do it

    • @BobJason1
      @BobJason1 3 года назад

      @@crows6650 I'll drop by his stream and announce it tomorrow(if I don't forget or someone here reminds me). I'll start off with $50 right out of the gate, which might not even get me anywhere, but the offer would at least be out there.

  • @BlGDaddyRob
    @BlGDaddyRob 2 года назад +1

    If you're so much better than your opponent then risk a few units to scout more. Turtling and hoping no one does anything non standard is about as cheesy as all the shit they fling at him.

  • @AntiDoctor-cx2jd
    @AntiDoctor-cx2jd Год назад +1

    I don't play SC1, I did back in the day, but not ladder games. Artosis is really actually accurate in how he describes what's happening. His complaint is that people play such bizarre builds that it turns the game more into rolling dice than an actual starcraft game that it's supposed to be like. This is how bad players can climb the ladder, because it's not based on skill, it's based on rolling dice. The games are based on, has the opponent seen this before? Did they guess right on what wacky crap I'm doing? Artosis is actually correct that he is the one working on getting better, you can rise in rank from cheese, and you can improve certain cheeses that you play regularly, but these improvements are very slight and they don't really apply to the game skill in a meaningful way.

  • @khanychung
    @khanychung Год назад +1

    experience and practice can only take you so far, when your skill is basically at zero.

  • @Hyperion856
    @Hyperion856 3 года назад +2

    4:58 in chat.

  • @Velosirraton
    @Velosirraton 3 года назад +8

    Artosis and the Angry Video Game Nerds guy should play this thing together hahaha

  • @LiFsWo
    @LiFsWo 3 года назад +3

    I'm so glad I stumbled upon this channel. I have never to worrie again on missing salt content! Thank you, whoever you are!

  • @SpookyWatcher
    @SpookyWatcher 3 года назад +10

    Imagine being a child of a dude who tells everyone he loses to that they are bad...

  • @BleaK1211
    @BleaK1211 3 года назад +3

    Next time I'll rage at a game hopefully I'll remember this and keep calm. This is funny but also enlightening.

  • @hillmermark
    @hillmermark 3 года назад +4

    "it doesnt come down to planning, it comes down to execution."

  • @CsquidyC
    @CsquidyC 5 месяцев назад +1

    If it didn't always make him so mad people wouldn't do it as often.

  • @rumpleforeskin172
    @rumpleforeskin172 2 года назад +1

    ROFL, that stasis field on that tank on the ramp after the recall was great. I understand being mad but how can he possibly say his opponent is bad.

  • @vladock3372
    @vladock3372 3 года назад +8

    You'd think the amount Artosis shit talks about how much he knows, you think he'd start winning more. You'd also think with the shit he says, he's talking about himself 🤣🤣

    • @glynndotpelton
      @glynndotpelton 3 года назад +3

      He just needs a best of seven with a pro player to really show off his skillz. I bet one day, he's gonna have a building named after himself. Just you wait.

    • @kirikotone
      @kirikotone 3 года назад +4

      @@glynndotpeltonThe irony of it is it's a Protoss building out of all things lol

  • @mikeyyo8729
    @mikeyyo8729 2 года назад +1

    Does he expect the protoss to walk into his tank line / spider mines? Artosisis a joke

  • @mails65
    @mails65 3 года назад +4

    elite video content in youtube, i can't get enough

  • @commandertex4389
    @commandertex4389 3 года назад +1

    u see if u are bad u have to take risks to win

  • @kabukijo3148
    @kabukijo3148 2 года назад +1

    4:46 and ruclips.net/video/DxXaTZ1hlJE/видео.html
    Thank me later

  • @luisvega3505
    @luisvega3505 2 года назад +1

    I thought he was gonna cry for a second...

  • @mattbrock9491
    @mattbrock9491 6 месяцев назад +1

    The chat thrives off his misfortune makes for a fun stream 😂

  • @awc7279
    @awc7279 3 года назад +2

    We are all laughing at him but this man needs professional help.

  • @letsplaythatgame
    @letsplaythatgame 3 года назад +1

    holy shit is this real or a is he trolling? i watch GSl for YEARS and never have i ever thought artosis could be so angry xD

    • @fredhurst2528
      @fredhurst2528 3 года назад

      Artosis is a well known salty dog, this example was a bit extreme but salt is par for the course.

  • @Zatzzo
    @Zatzzo Год назад +1

    why doesn't Artosis play protoss himself?

  • @DarkNova50
    @DarkNova50 3 года назад +1

    Artosis, I can appreciate committing to the part, but I think you need to tone it down a touch. There were times when I thought, act or no, this man's about to shit his pants.

  • @Arcademan09
    @Arcademan09 3 года назад +1

    He gives me LowTierGod vibes when he complains he can't predict what the other player is doing and calling them "bad" when they're getting stomped on

  • @PCgamerChannel
    @PCgamerChannel 2 года назад +2

    Artosis sure finds a lot of talented players.

  • @codyheiner3636
    @codyheiner3636 3 года назад +1

    I'm trying to decide if Starcraft really has this many problems or Artosis is just living a delusion.
    I'm just a sc2 player here for the lols

    • @GuilleSMasini
      @GuilleSMasini 3 года назад

      Starcraft BW is a really frustrating game, and Artosis acts like this for the views