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The Xenomorph Army - Accounts of the Earth War
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- Опубликовано: 18 окт 2018
- After years of research and training, General Spears had his opportunity to test out his Xenomorph Army. The MacArthur, with its cargo of alien soldiers, made its way to fight the first battle to retake the Earth.
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Missed my favorite part of the novel when the queen picks up spears:
*Somebody fucked up!* thought spears. Then he realized, it was him.
Spears was ahead of his time thinking up a meme like that! Or was he? It does take place in the future hmmmmm.
@@GreaterGrievobeast55 imagine if spears is actually named speers and descended from Speers
Should be a shot of the alien queen with the other queens on earth. "and then i told him I would fight for him..." group laughing.
Worthy of Robot Chicken
They all go off the the ladies room together to powder their shiny noses, um carapaces.
I had to - dragongirl642.tumblr.com/post/185746816857/inspired-by-comment-on-this-video
Or that throw our heads back and laugh meme
You wanna know why? Because I'm batman
Ripley walking in with 12 guns taped together is just the silliest thing I've ever seen. But I still love it.
WinterClould My question is: why did she have the flamer’s pilot light lit, and why was she carrying those guns around the station?!
@@crypto1223 That was exactly what I was thinking haha. She's
@@svendays shes always ready. Thats what she is lol.
A damn girl scout xD
@@crypto1223 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I'm guessing she has become something of an expert at being all dramatic and stuff for recruitment purposes seeing as shes probably gonna have to convince more then a few people to help her with whatever her plan.
Maybe not considering how goofy that combo of six guns and a flame thrower of hers seems to be.
"Know your enemy, know yourself and you would win a thousand battles"
The general didn't study enough of the xenomorph
Yeah if he did, he would have realised you cannot control them!!!, he was a dumbass
@@adamduffield7782 He was a bastard for sure. The problem is his lack of knowledge of the xenomorphs. The most important aspect is the queen's corrupting effect. He was likely an okay-ish man before the queen made it's influence.
He was blinded by his own ambition and false bravado. Like some field officers and pentagon officers & wash officials thought of total victory in vietnam.
@@adamduffield7782 like most scientists and military dumbasses who create a lifeform cultivate it then think they can control them we created them we patented them we own them....yeahright
Sun Tzu I believe. Well said
"We wanted to study the Alien, to control it, to weaponise the perfect organism. But above all, we wanted to dress them in cute clothes and funny little outfits"
-General Spears (probably)
Master Chief: 2-3 Guns
Doom Slayer: ~12 Big Guns
Ripley: All of Doom Guy's Guns *At The Same Time*
Spears: “I’m going to save the Earth!”
Alien Queen: “GOT EMMMMMM”
Spears forgot the number one thing when dealing with any enemy, never underestimate their strength.
Spears had one ultimate flaw, he believed himself to be a genius.
Applying barbaric methods to subjugate an enemy whom he thinks he understands, more like believes he understands. Then surprise Pikachu face when he realises she was only waiting for the opportune moment, the magnitude intellect of the queen.
The queen basically trolled Spears on a galactic level
Spears: I'm your pimp now!
Queen: (BETRAYAL INTENSIFIES)
Clever girl.
*that’s how mafia works*
So what the fuck does trolling even mean??? Do you fucking morons even know what the definitions of your made up words at this point??? Or do you just make up definitions for words???
@@johnjones6049 chill out and put a shirt on
This is definitely the largest and longest of the Earth War accounts, but it is none short of awesome! This episode is one of my most favorite by far!!! :)
@Mr T No, that's the last one unfortunately. Awesome weren't they!
www.godlikeproductions.com/forum1/message3963464/pg40#71700040
@@jesussavior6383
Jeebus the crackhead tweaker; doing cracked-out, tweaker things...
Dat's duh Methed-Up Jeebus!!
Thirty minutes long? You spoil us AT. Just wanted to say your works were a blast to listen to as I painted stuff for my contest entry.
Fulgrim2 how did you get on in your contest?
If there was no copyright infringement or something like that I'd suggest you do a full reading of some of the novels. This is legit becoming one of my favorite things to listen to on youtube.
Liam Dawson I would love that.
Liam Dawson if you enjoy this try Leutin09 channel. He does one hell of an amazing voice over on Warhammer 40k. Best atmosphere ever aside from this channel. Well worth a listen.
I'm amazed he isn't being sued by Dark Horse or whatever, I feel like this infringes on so much copyright.
Daniel Brown dark horse died
FACTS!!
General Spears- The Zap Brannigan of USCM commanders.
Zapp Brannigan may be dumb, but not as crazy as Spears.
@@frankg2790 Spears seems unrealistically dumb, imo. honestly if his character did half the stuff in a movie that he did in the comic we'd be shouting it down as terrible writing. Comics seem to get a pass though.
In Spears' defense, the comic also probably goes into details about how the alien Queen was manipulating his mind. Movies wouldn't be able to really show that well.
@@Zachomara Yeah, the alien queens' psychic corruption effect has been pretty heavily emphasized up to now. Makes sense why the Presators limit their own exposure by keeping Aliens on separate worlds for hunting.
Kif, we have a conundrum.
You are like the Bob Ross of the alien universe. I wobble myself to sleep on Accounts of the Earth War. Very lucid narration. You are doing an awsome job!
@dustisdeadbodies85 dis
30:50 She sure duct-tape-created the ultimate gun.
I believe she had played a lot of old-school DooM, Heretic, HeXen, Strife and so forth and went with the logic " _I will carry EVERY Gun_ " :p
It looked like a gun from mothergunship
Finarvas You’d think she’d have huge traps too.
Looking back at this, I honestly wished Speares had the entire war live so the entirety of humanity could watch how quick and badly he failed
I've just watched all 25 episodes in 3 days. This may be the best thing ever published on RUclips.
Wow..thank you very much!
Damn. I really did think that Spears was gonna show us some Alien on Alien fights.
Yeah, I was hoping for that. But alas, it didn't happen.
Making Starship Troopers Invasion still the only movie where that happens.
I thought they finnaly got control over the xenos
Yeah I thought so too but then I would have lost respect for the aliens treachurous nature! So I'm glad they proved they couldn't be tamed!
Yea me too, I thought they would have some fighting and then eventually have them turn on him
Then you did not understand the Queen's telepathic abilities.
The only hope for earth is faith in the god emperor and the cleansing of exterminatus
Send in the wolves...
Exterminatus is not an option.
Holy Terra will stand
Fix bayonets!
Let the imperial guard deal with it....
@Aung Un'Rama there are but 2 thing that can destroy a tyranid invasion...
exterminatus, and the god emperor's own psychic might.
WHAT AN OUTSTANDING ACCOUNT. You voice combined with this profoundly great writing, just get ya fully immersed though every characters inner monolouge, every new setting, every description of gore and perverse alien anatomy and behavior along with science lingo. It's all just delivered so well! Everyone could see spears downfall coming a mile away (didn't see him pop up in that taming a xenomorph video ) but it was in any case WONDERFUL to see him torn apart by soldiers he was deluded into think we're his own. The xenomorphs numbered faces remind me of the avp game but slightly cooler, I wonder if the game got the inspiration to do the numbering thing from this graphic novel or if it's a coincidence
^this
Spears had a solid concept and screwed the execution. Breeding Xenomorphs has taught me there can be trust, affection, and loyalty in Plagiarus praepotens, but they're much too smart and wily to settle for a subservient role.
Use volunteer hosts as much as possible, always be gentle with eggs and hatchlings, calm and friendly with the adults from Chrysalide all the way up to Queen Mother, and they'll accept you as one of the community. They'll never be underlings to some arrogant human, but they are loyal, fiercely protective allies if they know you'll do it for them too.
I've been waiting so long for that double cross
This is the series that got me stuck on your channel. Keep it up man and never forget how AMAZING YOU ARE!!!
Lol @ General Spears thinking that half-baked plan was ever going to work.
Fucking idiot psycho FINALLY got what was coming to him!! HAHAHA
Right?! What the hell was he thinking?
He was even dumb enough to attack a xenomorph with a *sword*
Fucking idiot he was
"To be fair going after a Xeno with a sword is big dick energy"
the proper wording would be 'To be fair. he had some balls to go after a Xenomorph with a sword, and actually killing it too' but yeah he went out in flames.
So many "narrators" fail to grasp the subtle inflections of the text they read. This is really exceptional. You should be proud
This got my heart pumping almost as much as the first time I saw 'Aliens'. SUPERB work dude. You're a fantastic narrator.
When Ripley showed up I was like "What!?". Now I understand why she is at the end of the playlist. x)
Thanks for the accounts, love it.
This account was surely the best one yet! I think I will watch it a few more times and just soak in the irony of it all.
I read this book years ago. Glad to see someone else knows the insanity of this character. Also, that if one egg were here on earth, we would be doomed. In absence of a queen, an egg mutates so that when the face hugger deposits egg in creatures chest, a queen is what breaks out.
You know I just knew that was going to be the fate of Spears, still I can’t deny that I’m a little disappointed we didn’t get to see two Xenomorph swarms tear into each other! :)
Best story yet.. The war never started for Spears lol The war he fought was all in his mind..
He was glory hound whose delusions of grandeur made him easy for the Xenomorph Queen to manipulate.
I feel bad for Spears, he deserved better
Spears deserved to get face hugged.. One last nut in his pants while the long dick went down his throat. Before the paralytic took effect. That’s about it. He fed his own people to the face huggers and once u gits one a dem on ya, you done!
When ripley opens her eyes in the sleep pod i shit myself true jump scare hahaha
Oh yeah
Just got home from seeing a midnight showing of John Carpenter’s The Thing and decided to check RUclips rq for any videos I have to see before bed and sho nuff, a big long ass account of the earth war posted only a couple of hours ago. It’s like I had a sixth sense for Alien Theory videos.
My thesis is due in a week, but I've watched every video in this series instead of writing like I should be. "It's time to finish it" indeed. Thanks Ripley.
Don't fall asleep listening to this ... Your dreams may claim you in the night.
I remember the novels from the 90's and still have them; Spears was nuts to think he could control them.
This "gun" is twice that heavy as Ripley, but I cannot stop admiring it, this is awesome, this is exactly how Alien franchaise should be developed.
Ellen Ripley straight-up made her own BFG and I love it.
Bfg, mark 40k.@@SamaritanPrime
Perfect material to watch to bed 🙌👽
Its amazing that this man spent god knows how long with these creatures and he STILL didn't bother to account for the Xenomorph's acid blood.
This is basically an audio book... you do a sublime job. I think these dorts of videos would do GREAT as podcast episodes, you should consider releasing these in podcast format, it’d be great!
Spears: I'm your pimp now!
Queen: (BETRAYAL INTENSIFIES)
[Flamethrower ineffective]
Even i late to post my comment but i always will watch your videos Alien Theory please do more Xenomorphs videos and share your ideas with us!
Out of all the extended universe’s characters, my heart went out to Mitch. 😢
The Dutton probably named after the actor in Aliens 3 Charles S. Dutton, classic!!! Great symmetry!!!
God yes.
Been waiting on this video. And thank you for your amazing work
I always wondered what made Earth a shithole ever sense Aliens Resurrection scene where they are going to earth and someone says "I'd rather stay on the ship" (full of aliens). I've only seen the movies, have never read the comics, but that scene always made me wonder.
Great video. I would totally pay this guy to narrate the comics to me if I had money to burn.
I loved this series, the narration and partitioning of episodes was wonderful. Dark and introspective in theme and editing. Thank you Alien Theory.
Thank you Dylan! I'm glad you enjoy the series because I enjoy making it and watching it too. I think it is a great story. I am putting together the next one right now and am very excited!
@@AlienTheory yessssss, you excellent human, you. I've already shared this with my friends, I have no doubt the next series will be as superlative as it is successful.
30:56 I love how they’ve basically turned Ripley taping guns together into a running gag. Like it’s a rocket launcher with a taped on laser sight (I assume for targeting or maybe homing?), an M41A pulse rifle, and a flamethrower.
Thank you for making my commute to work so enjoyable. I can’t wait for more to come.
Ripley and Hicks as the ULTIMATE alien killing power couple...
With their adopted daughter Newt and her android lover Bueller
*The family unit I never knew I needed* 😍
We need a sitcom of this
@@stanstanstan2597 no we do not. Stay calm and play Aliens Fireteam Elite, okay.
This series is really special man. Your narration is a treasure
Me: "Nuke 'em from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
Master at Arms: "They've taken over the entire planet."
Me: "I know... do it."
Cn20 nerve gas the whole damn nest
"Terraforming exists, we'll buff out those scratches."
Exterminatus is the best way to deal with any Xeno filth.
Just have your "Ravens Teeth" Take em Out... With your Thousand Eyes and One! ;) lol. Oh wait that's Planetos..
It's the only way to be sure
*Sees that its 32 minutes*
This is gonna be good.
32 mins of my life well spent! RIPLEY IS BACK!!! BRAVO AT! Brilliant video! Love you man! Bring on the next one!!!
As someone who simply stumbled upon this, I want you to know you have wonderful storytelling of voice but know I have sat here for nearly four hours.
I knew nothing of the Aliens aside from the live action movies and even then only tentatively, you sir, have me hooked.
Awesome! Newt and Hicks are alive! I just wish this comic was canon.
Dude, I am only 1/4 of the way through and am loving it. You are a very good narrator. Keep up the great work 👍
Spears: I need Alien soldiers that don't know fear.
Also Spears: Ima control them with fear. I got this.
He could have made this work if he alterted the genetic code. Much like the genocide red aliens. The xenos WOULD have fought if they had a different genetic area and thus impure.
I live for these particular videos, and the wait for the next installment is always excruciating.
Good work!
This is probably my favorite series of anything on youtube
Never have I clicked so fast on a video. Good stuff!
I enjoy your videos so much! Especially as someone who knew nothing about the Alien series outside of the films. Keep em coming!
This was incredible, Many THANKS! I just introduced my son to my FAVORITE franchise of ALL TIME this past week (Alien(s)) And this was the icing on his cake. Now he wants ALL the comics/stories/books. Or at least, The ones I'm missing from my collection when I was around his age. Thank you for inspiring a new generation of fans. Keep up the great work/content. And we'll keep watching ;D
This was fun as hell! Well done, Your dialogue delivery is top notch.
Really enjoying this series. I appreciated the recap at the beginning too, helped bring my roommate up to speed!
Spears should've read what actually happened at the Battle of Rorke's Drift, and the preceding Battle of Isandlwana. At Isandlwana the Zulu slaughtered a large British force which had the support of artillery and cavalry. The Zulus accomplished this because they were, in fact, *very* well trained in the art of war. You could consider them an African analogue to the ancient Spartans. They were capable of and indeed excelled at fighting in organised formations, modelled after a bull's horns. One formation formed the head of the bull, supported by two formations on either side forming the horns, and one to the rear making up the bull's flank. Zulu warriors were exceptional runners and would literally sprint into battle, and so the head would smash into the enemy at speed while the horns encircled them. In this way the Zulu conquered many rival kingdoms in southern Africa and posed a real threat to the British.
Rorke's Drift was really a miracle for the British. It was a small encampment and field hospital comprising an old farmstead and a very small garrison, many of whom were wounded or sick. When they were attacked by the Zulu army they were outnumbered considerably. The Zulu were in high spirits from their crushing victory at Isandlwana, and by no means fatigued by the battle or the march to Rorke's Drift. The British forces that day were incredibly fortunate, saved by the favourable terrain, their world-class training in rifle drills, and the courage of the men present. They were atop a hill in a valley, giving a clear line of sight to the enemy who would be funnelled to their position. They had what we're at the time state-of-the-art Martini-Henry rifles, single shot breechloading firearms which could be fired to an effective range of several hundred yards at maybe a dozen rounds per minute by a skilled operator. The rounds were over half an inch in diameter and could kill a horse a quarter mile away.
The British Army in 1879 was the very peak of military technology and doctrine, and yet they were only just barely able to force the Zulus to withdraw after extensive fighting which deteriorated to hand-to-hand combat between spear and sword and bayonet.
If Spears knew this, maybe he would've been more apprehensive, and wouldn't've died like a bitch.
TY so much for making this! I know it must have taken you a very long time to produce these fine quality video-stories, but we appreciate it! All Alien fans should know about your channel. Your artistic sense and your editing skills are superb.
Keep up the good work, my friend!
Your storytelling ability is fantastic and inspiring. Thank you for taking the time to do this, I really enjoy your videos
So glad I found this channel about 2-3 months ago, honestly you are amazing at story telling!
Chilling on a Saturday watching this 32min long video, Is there a better way to spend my Saturday?
I don't think so.... ; )
I cannot wait for the next one!!!!
You did a great job on this video. I've always wanted to do this, but you did better than I could have. Keep up the great work!
This was the first video I saw of yours. It's been 5 years now, and I've rediscovered your channel. Now I'm watching through your earth war playlist and this is sick! Really great work, man.
I love this series man, you're doing such an amazing job. Cant wait for more!
I got goosebumps from the ending. Good form!
Really a treat to have such high quality readings and presentations. Thanks, and what a cool comic series - sucks I missed this one.
Words cannot express the amount I enjoy your videos, thanks for the on-going great videos even though this hard time on youtube. Cheers man
When I re-read my old comics or the old paperback novels I've got I read it and hear your voice in my head now. Good channel, brilliant narration, cheers to the new voice in my in my head lol
I'm not sure if you will ever see this, so here it goes. I enjoy your narrative. Your tone is stoic and strong. There are only so many stories to retell, and I was wandering if you would ever consider narrating and still-drawing fan fiction. Same format, only new material from Reddit or something. I love the 'What If' s' and storylines a Director couldn't explore... But you can :D
Hicks and Newt are the two most neglected and underused characters in Sci-fi history
Yeah Thx, A3
Damn the bit where you say Ripley's dreams ... and her eyes!
Very good...
Absolutely stellar fantastic work as always AT. Beautiful narration and editing. Keep them coming. You are the best channel on RUclips for the Alien and a Predator universe, you keep it pure and relevant.
I've never been this early. I love your videos!
I remember reading this book in a comic book store, Bend Oregon. A few months later 3 came out and they changed all the names in the reprint. What could have been.
Excellent narration, great subtle use of sound / bgm, and the content.... I don't even know what- speechless. Thank you very much that's a sub for sure
I've never wanted to hear somebody speak about aliens more than you.
This is what the directors should have done a movie of instead of Alien 3. :P
Your videos never disappoint, great series and keep them coming!
Great work there on the soundtrack! Especially from 25:00 to 29:00
Subtle in the background and that's what makes it awesome and emotional.
For me your voice is my offical narrative for all things involving the expanded alien universe.
Just when I thought my Friday night was a bust
This is just pure awesome.
I was kinda hoping the generals alien army would obey just long enough to have some cool alien fight scenes. But still love it..
I haven't even gotten past 2 seconds into the video and I already know this one is gonna be fucking good, such an underrated channel. This some of the best work I've seen on youtube in years. I was never into alien lore and just remember seeing the alien movies in parts but this series has completely immersed me into the alien world and holy shit I want to learn so much more, solid work my man, thank you for this.
Can't wait for the next episodes! If I could I would financially support you, however I will do what I can for now which is to leave my like and this comment.
This series is amazing, the comics have always been better than the movie's in my opinion, goddamn there's a treasure trove of movie material in the extended universe of the comic's, I'm surprised they haven't made a movie like this, it will literally print money hand over fist for whomever made this into a movie. You narrate so we'll, I feel engaged and my attention at full alert when I listen to you narrate these. Keep up the amazing work! I also would love to see Neil Blomkamp make his sequel to Aliens, it's too bad Ridley Scott scoffed at the very idea of him having a chance in making that very sequel, so he had it shutdown this way his version of the events could be made into a series of film's. I guess Ridley Scott just wanted his ego stroked by the higher powers of Hollywood that be. I guess time will tell if we'll get another Alien movie done right.
Dude, I actually love this channel! Thank you for doing this! You make a difference in my day!
I came across these by accident and I'm glad I did.Its not only captivating but SO well written
I read these when I was a kid. Brings back memories!
Still canon in my mind :)
#15 stepped forward, *Burger king foot lettuce*
I love these videos, I always check in for the next chapter. Thank you!
Cetswayo - Ket-shwai-oh.
Aside from that I love your videos, I like the cadence of the narration and you put the content together well.