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  • @DawnMacaron
    @DawnMacaron 25 дней назад +14155

    0:00 beginniing
    0:11 pain
    0:28 timestamps
    0:36 nono dont
    0:42 end

    • @fluffsquirrel
      @fluffsquirrel 25 дней назад +385

      0:44 You're reading RUclips comments
      1:53 Back to scrolling through RUclips feed

    • @DripDragonhead
      @DripDragonhead 25 дней назад +77

      i loved "nono dont" it was such a crucial part of the video

    • @Mystipaoniz
      @Mystipaoniz 25 дней назад +24

      the true MVP!

    • @Pokefan_64
      @Pokefan_64 25 дней назад +18

      This is way better than the other comment

    • @Sleepless_Legacy1025
      @Sleepless_Legacy1025 25 дней назад +2

      @DawnMacaron huhuhu hehehe, who would know adding stamp points in the comment sections ironically would be so funny? Let alone a bunch of people doing it, thus removing any originality to the already dead joke...🥱🙄

  • @Kajlj5000real
    @Kajlj5000real 25 дней назад +9527

    0:01 start
    0:43 end

    • @Axolitics
      @Axolitics 25 дней назад +1163

      Erm actually it starts at 0:00
      🤓☝️

    • @robotymax
      @robotymax 25 дней назад +542

      0:10 change of music

    • @Pokefan_64
      @Pokefan_64 25 дней назад +77

      Thank you, you have helped the world more than you could ever know.

    • @fickle_narwhal788
      @fickle_narwhal788 25 дней назад +57

      The only good youtube comment on "The only good youtube comment"

    • @Daniel..............
      @Daniel.............. 25 дней назад +27

      Thank you. Immediately clicked the end timestamp.

  • @JouvaMoufette
    @JouvaMoufette 25 дней назад +4401

    Childhood memory: 30 minutes
    Political theory: 1 second

    • @matthewsama
      @matthewsama 25 дней назад +136

      Is Margherita Pizza good: 65 minutes

    • @bureidokaiza2829
      @bureidokaiza2829 25 дней назад +37

      ​@@matthewsama But every second of it is worth watching

    • @JouvaMoufette
      @JouvaMoufette 25 дней назад +4

      @@matthewsama this too!

    •  25 дней назад +18

      "That reminds me of that time when Churchill discoursed about WORLD OF TANKS!!!"

    • @TarenNauxen
      @TarenNauxen 24 дня назад +6

      Conclusion: 4 seconds

  • @fyraltari1889
    @fyraltari1889 25 дней назад +2429

    Spends 4 seconds on 9/11, moves on to the Protestant work ethic, 54 minutes later gets back to 9/11 for four minutes on a half. Very well-structured video.

    • @dunnostudios10
      @dunnostudios10 25 дней назад +116

      Spends 1 second on political theory

    • @FraudFace1984
      @FraudFace1984 25 дней назад +58

      "In short, this is the problem with capitalism."

    • @deconstructing7307
      @deconstructing7307 25 дней назад +14

      Thank you. I was counting on someone to do the math breakdown. Justice for all.

    • @garfield-9500
      @garfield-9500 24 дня назад +12

      That actually sounds shockingly similar to a video I watched lol

    • @Pablo360able
      @Pablo360able 23 дня назад +4

      that's just how video essays are formatted

  • @brocollitreehouse
    @brocollitreehouse 25 дней назад +9795

    i have no agency in my life

  • @MarsAres
    @MarsAres 25 дней назад +1694

    You're welcome:
    0:00 - Start
    0:06 - Villainous boast
    0:09 - Comment scroll
    0:10 - Despairful monologue
    0:17 - People used to say to him "Videos should be long and you're dumb as shit"
    0:24 - The moment he became the Man Who Carried the Thing
    0:29 - Introduction of timestamps
    0:35 - Villain's defeat
    0:39 - Conclusion

    • @soop7349
      @soop7349 24 дня назад +11

      0:24 is my favourite part

    • @jevinday
      @jevinday 24 дня назад +9

      Oh God, thank you. I would have never known how to watch this video without your guidance

    • @TroySheill
      @TroySheill 23 дня назад +3

      You forgot about 12:59:59

    • @jellocrackers9107
      @jellocrackers9107 22 дня назад +3

      Bro 12:59:59 was my favorite part

    • @TroySheill
      @TroySheill 22 дня назад +3

      @@jellocrackers9107 did you see the epic fight at 23:23:00?

  • @AnOmnimors
    @AnOmnimors 25 дней назад +1389

    you're welcome:
    0:00 -introduction
    0:04 -the reveal
    0:13 -remembering
    0:23 -the buildup
    0:30 -the new weapon
    0:35 -the enemy realizes they've lost
    0:42 -the end

    • @bananabanana484
      @bananabanana484 25 дней назад +16

      Very useful; this meandering around nearly cost me 30 seconds

    • @thusano2
      @thusano2 25 дней назад +5

      Thanks man, you did me such a solid! I thought I was going to take time off work just to get through this video.

    • @anomalousanimates
      @anomalousanimates 25 дней назад +4

      i'm welcomed

    • @tapeeeee
      @tapeeeee 23 дня назад

      thank you sexgod69

    • @BlindMAN634
      @BlindMAN634 9 дней назад +1

      you forgot about 1:00:00

  • @JameBond007.
    @JameBond007. 25 дней назад +437

    You're welcome :
    0:00 - The anticipation builds as the video starts, hopes high for enlightenment.
    0:01 - Still optimistic, but already questioning if this will be worth it.
    0:02 - Mild skepticism starts creeping in. Is this going anywhere?
    0:03 - A brief moment of existential crisis sets in. Why are we here?
    0:04 - Contemplating the mysteries of the universe while waiting for something substantial.
    0:05 - Feeling a twinge of impatience. Can we get to the point, please?
    0:06 - Wondering if time is merely a construct, especially when waiting for RUclips videos to get to the point.
    0:07 - Starting to lose faith in humanity's ability to deliver concise content.
    0:08 - A fleeting thought: maybe I should just watch cat videos instead.
    0:09 - Contemplating the meaning of life, the universe, and why this video is still dragging on.
    0:10 - Suddenly, a glimmer of hope! Is this the moment we've been waiting for?
    0:11 - Nope, just pain. Painfully slow progress.
    0:12 - Wishing for a time machine to fast-forward through this ordeal.
    0:13 - Attempting to channel inner zen to cope with the slow pace.
    0:14 - Time seems to have slowed down to a crawl. Is this punishment for past sins?
    0:15 - Contemplating whether watching paint dry would be a more fulfilling use of time.
    0:16 - Seriously considering clicking away, but still holding on to a shred of hope.
    0:17 - Hoping against hope that the next second will bring salvation.
    0:18 - Beginning to question if this video will ever have a point.
    0:19 - Imagining a parallel universe where RUclips videos are always concise and to the point.
    0:20 - Wondering if this is some sort of social experiment on patience.
    0:21 - Entertaining the idea of writing a strongly worded comment about the lack of progress.
    0:22 - Feeling a strange mix of frustration and determination to see this through.
    0:23 - Debating the merits of perseverance versus clicking away in defeat.
    0:24 - The struggle is real. The struggle to stay awake, that is.
    0:25 - A.I takes over earth
    0:26 - Robot overlords demand organs as payment for rent
    0:27 - Considering the possibility that time itself has ceased to exist within this video.
    0:28 - Ah, timestamps! A beacon of hope in the sea of aimlessness.
    0:29 - Temptation beckons. Should I skip ahead? But what if I miss something important?
    0:30 - 30 year revolution
    0:31 - Contemplating the consequences of skipping ahead and potentially missing a crucial detail.
    0:32 - Succumbing to the allure of instant gratification. Must. Resist. Urge. To. Skip.
    0:33 - First contact with alien life
    0:34 - Resolutely clinging to the belief that good things come to those who wait.
    0:35 - Still holding out hope that this video will redeem itself in the end.
    0:36 - Nono, don't click the timestamp! But the temptation is unbearable...
    0:37 - Succumbing to curiosity. What harm could one click do?
    0:38 - Clicking the timestamp against better judgment. The point of no return.
    0:39 - Regretting the decision immediately. Should have listened to the narrator.
    0:40 - Political theory
    0:41 - Reflecting on life choices and the consequences of impulsive actions.
    0:42 - The end. We got what we wanted, but at what cost? some may say the true cost was the mental toll of keeping the audience in suspense but others might say the cost was 42 seconds

  • @jsnUej39hrsbOQmwJqw92bLgoP
    @jsnUej39hrsbOQmwJqw92bLgoP 25 дней назад +2599

    0:26 if you're curious he wrote "gvffrtyjv" and something else off-screen

    • @fluffsquirrel
      @fluffsquirrel 25 дней назад +168

      It's a secret code, we must decipher this mystery. The mystery that is *gvffrtvjv* and something else

    • @RunawayVoyager
      @RunawayVoyager 25 дней назад +91

      @@fluffsquirrel If we figure out what "gvffrtvjv" means, it could give us the clues we need to figure out the rest

    • @RoryRose_
      @RoryRose_ 25 дней назад +13

      thank you

    • @rasnauf
      @rasnauf 25 дней назад +16

      Guys, calm down. There's clearly nothing special about *gvffrtvjv*

    • @jordand69
      @jordand69 25 дней назад +20

      @@fluffsquirrel generating very false facts rhetorically through yelling just verbatim - Man carrying thing

  • @averylambert8360
    @averylambert8360 25 дней назад +746

    My comment doesn’t matter
    EDIT: Due to popular demand, I’ll be adding time stamps. (0:00), time it takes you to see this comment, (0:02), time it takes to finish and like this comment, (0:15), time it takes you to comment. Hope this helps!

    • @RossLemon
      @RossLemon 25 дней назад +67

      No but you matter.

    • @CheesyLizzy
      @CheesyLizzy 25 дней назад +24

      ​@@RossLemon Aww

    • @fluffsquirrel
      @fluffsquirrel 25 дней назад +18

      You matter Avery! We are rooting for you!

    • @fluffsquirrel
      @fluffsquirrel 25 дней назад +8

      @@RivalHades-mk1xl Be careful what you wish for!

    • @fluffsquirrel
      @fluffsquirrel 25 дней назад +10

      @@RossLemon Yes and that burger matters too, I want it.

  • @theoneandonlysoslappy
    @theoneandonlysoslappy 25 дней назад +451

    I knew I detected Hawks' influence in "Chuck Versus the Thing From Another World."

    • @obscure.reference
      @obscure.reference 25 дней назад +15

      They ripped the line ‘Guys, I know kung fu’ straight from Rio Bravo

    • @charlesclark3840
      @charlesclark3840 25 дней назад +8

      But only the early seasons.

    • @ComedyBros5
      @ComedyBros5 18 дней назад +2

      It warms my heart to not only hear a Chuck reference in this video, but to see people commenting about it! Here I thought I was one of the only people left on earth who knew of the show.

  • @OtherAxoltol
    @OtherAxoltol 25 дней назад +294

    0:00 Setup
    0:03 The face of defeat
    0:05 The face of power and supremacy
    0:06 The face of Confusion 0: and back to craziness (:<
    0:08 More confusion
    0:09 The comments of grief
    0:11 Beginning of the speech of pain
    0:14 The face of it all
    0:17 Back to the fields of suffering
    0:19 Another Important part of the great speech
    0:22 Tragic flashback
    0:23 Almost breaks into tears
    0:26 His greatest achievement begins
    0:29 His glorious product of this amazing work
    0:35 Laws of digital content and the universe is broken within an instant
    0:39 What he gave the people

  • @qnhp
    @qnhp 25 дней назад +150

    "Skip to Highlight" extension skips straight to 0:39, mad respect to whoever did that.

    • @JKSpice
      @JKSpice 24 дня назад +8

      I thought that was hella funny lmao

    • @Treyman-yi7ei
      @Treyman-yi7ei 24 дня назад +5

      Comedy gold for sure

  • @ca4360
    @ca4360 25 дней назад +155

    Man Carrying Comment Section

    • @pneumonoultramicroscopicsili
      @pneumonoultramicroscopicsili 25 дней назад

      This is in fact the man carrying thing comment section

    • @hyperix-dead
      @hyperix-dead 25 дней назад +1

      the comment section is heavy yet he still carries on!

    • @Pixiuchu
      @Pixiuchu 20 дней назад +1

      This comment is the best one yet. I also have a hunch the two people above me did not understand the joke.

  • @JimRFF
    @JimRFF 25 дней назад +57

    Now, you might be thinking, "whoa hold up, 4 seconds is NOT enough time to cover everything revolving around 9/11..." and you'd be right
    Which is why the video essay cleverly comes back to 9/11 an hour later to talk about it for 4 and a half more minutes, which should be enough to fill in all the missing pieces

  • @soulextracter
    @soulextracter 25 дней назад +34

    I remember a time on youtube, when it was popular to comment: "Video starts at [time stamp]"
    And some content creators were so pissed about it!

    • @TokyoXtreme
      @TokyoXtreme 25 дней назад +1

      I always wondered if content creators could simply delete such comments - I guess not?

    • @pineapplepenguin1759
      @pineapplepenguin1759 25 дней назад +8

      ​@@TokyoXtreme They can delete whatever comment they want

    • @joshuaizly5502
      @joshuaizly5502 25 дней назад +4

      ​@@pineapplepenguin1759 but my freedom of speech ... what about Obama?

    • @pineapplepenguin1759
      @pineapplepenguin1759 25 дней назад

      @@joshuaizly5502 thought crime detected, -9000 social credit points have been deducted

    • @skeire1
      @skeire1 22 дня назад

      @joshuaizly5502
      I award you the best comment award. This is the best comment I have seen so far, and you are the first person to ever receive this award. You made me audibly laugh. Congratulations I am so proud of you.

  • @just2watch1clip
    @just2watch1clip 25 дней назад +50

    The watch time analytics on this one are gonna be wild

  • @kirianray
    @kirianray 25 дней назад +18

    As a Czech citizen, I never expected this turnout

  • @Cringeharvester
    @Cringeharvester 25 дней назад +107

    you're welcome:
    0:00 Intro
    0:01 meandering
    0:11 sadness
    0:18 videos should be long
    0:22 dumb as shit
    0:24 he decided to fight back
    0:28 he never misses, the absolute legend!
    0:43 end
    0:44 bye

  • @gangneverclear4230
    @gangneverclear4230 25 дней назад +50

    0:00 start
    0:28 point is made
    0:37 point is used in battle
    0:42 end

  • @coolgreenbug7551
    @coolgreenbug7551 25 дней назад +178

    Those comments are essential on any +10 minute video from SiIvagunner

    • @longbeing
      @longbeing 25 дней назад +30

      Shoutout to the timestampers on the hour-long Mega Man 3 rip

    • @dopey473
      @dopey473 25 дней назад +5

      ​@@longbeing FR

    • @hottlinehalcyon
      @hottlinehalcyon 24 дня назад +1

      + in live performances and dj sets when Shazam can't do the job

  • @lime5276
    @lime5276 25 дней назад +80

    0:29 punchline that's in the thumbnail

  • @be_an_rm
    @be_an_rm 25 дней назад +26

    In Chuck season 3 episode 6 "Chuck VS the Nacho Sampler", a newspaper can be seen in the Nerd Herd desk in the Buy More. This is a subtle reference to the Howard Hawkes movie "His Girl Friday", in which Walter, the main character, is a nerd who works for a newspaper.

    • @johanbjorkman1914
      @johanbjorkman1914 15 часов назад

      The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the two words beginning with "F" and "S" would have ended with "-uck", rhyming with "Chuck". So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".

  • @epicboy330
    @epicboy330 25 дней назад +15

    0:01 - Introduction
    0:02 - "The Meandering"
    0:03 - Not getting to his point
    0:04 - For
    0:05 - Ominous Sound
    0:06 - NOTHING
    0:07 - Morons
    0:08 - You can do
    0:09 - Evil laugh
    0:10 - Evil laugh (elaboration)
    0:11 - So much
    0:12 - Pain
    0:13 - Discussion of the world
    0:14 - A Long Time
    0:15 - Worthless Comments
    0:16 - Your Comments Matter
    0:17 - People
    0:18 - What people used to say
    0:19 - What people used to say (cont)
    0:20 - Good Video Duration
    0:21 - You’re Dumb
    0:22 - Videos Should be Long
    0:23 - You’re Dumb x2
    0:24 - Break
    0:25 - The Decision
    0:26 - Fighting Back
    0:27 - Vigorous Chicken Typing
    0:28 - More Vigorous Chicken Typing + Cinematic Music Intensifies
    0:29 - Timestamps Commented
    0:30 - The Power of Timestamps
    0:31 - Showing the Way
    0:32 - Reclaiming Lost Time
    0:33 - Pique of the Speech
    0:34 - Meanderer
    0:35 - Evil RUclipsr Gets Scared
    0:36 - Begging People to Not Use Timestamps
    0:37 - Evil RUclipsr Lying
    0:38 - Promising He was Getting to His Point
    0:39 - Howard Hawks
    0:40 - His Influence
    0:41 - The Early Seasons
    0:42 - Chuck

  • @jverkaik100
    @jverkaik100 25 дней назад +25

    Anything less than 2 hours of Anne Hathaway discourse means I'm not watching the video.

    • @briancrawford8751
      @briancrawford8751 22 дня назад

      Anything labeled "discourse" means I'm not watching it. I don't need to click off yet another theory heavy video made by some philosophy/comp. lit. double major who has actually read Foucault and even worse, took him seriously.

  • @thecanonlesskrach
    @thecanonlesskrach 25 дней назад +40

    0:00 Start.
    0:01 MCT meanders.
    0:04 Viewer beholds.
    0:06 *dramatic boom sound*
    0:07 There's nothing we can do.
    0:09 Comment section.
    0:11 So much pain.
    0:12 Books.
    0:13 Toy rocket.
    0:14 He was apathetic too.
    0:15 His comments didn't matter.
    0:17 Dracula has no agency.
    0:19 Videos should be long.
    0:22 Videos should be long, you're dumb as shit.
    0:24 He decides to fight back.
    0:27 He fights back.
    0:28 Timestamps
    0:32 He reclaims his time from you.
    0:35 MCT cries.
    0:37 He was getting to his point.
    0:38 Timestamps are utilized.
    0:40 His point.
    0:43 The end.

    • @entropy3982
      @entropy3982 25 дней назад +2

      i admire your initiative to fight back against the long meandering video tyranny

  • @jordanmane2897
    @jordanmane2897 25 дней назад +19

    0:02 Incredible! Man Carrying Thing went from 366k subscribers to 448k (as of may 8th of 2024) un only a few minutes of releasing this video.
    The absolute legend! He never misses!

  • @BigLennyBekowski
    @BigLennyBekowski 25 дней назад +17

    So glad Chuck is getting some exposure

    • @Tess623
      @Tess623 24 дня назад +1

      Such a great show!

    • @johanbjorkman1914
      @johanbjorkman1914 15 часов назад

      The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the two words beginning with "F" and "S" would have ended with "-uck", rhyming with "Chuck". So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".

  • @Snapback26
    @Snapback26 25 дней назад +88

    Start: 0:00
    Middle: 0:21
    End: 0:42

    • @Soulcata
      @Soulcata 25 дней назад +1

      Heyyyy we tied!

    • @cattysplat
      @cattysplat 25 дней назад

      Bring back the interval, videos too long these days.

  • @EmmisaryOfTheVoid
    @EmmisaryOfTheVoid 25 дней назад +13

    Was not expecting a Chuck reference, love that show

  • @thescaarbo8652
    @thescaarbo8652 25 дней назад +28

    0:00: Intro
    0:10: Your life has no agency
    00:12: Plankton farts and dies extended universe announcement
    00:14: Man carrying thing is quitting RUclips
    00:20: Man carrying thing is coming out of retirement to get back on RUclips.
    00:22: First sponsor from nordvpn. 00:27: Second sponsor from surfshark.
    00:29: Plankton farts and dies callback.
    00:33: Third sponsor from raid shadow legends.
    00:40: Plankton farts and dies 2 part 2 confirmed
    00:42: The meaning of life, the universe, and everything else.

    • @Mikewee777
      @Mikewee777 25 дней назад

      That is all ?
      Are you sure that we can not just kidnap some evolved incel monkey man and force him to solve your botched solution ?
      Some people do not want fame, they just want riches .
      ( Rubbish, we don't want to be happy, we want to be famous! Fook : Yeah! What is all this "is she the one" tripe? )

  • @brycemattson4913
    @brycemattson4913 25 дней назад +13

    Ok but I would unironically love to watch a video from you about Chuck

  • @badbloxpictures
    @badbloxpictures 25 дней назад +37

    Man Carrying Comments

  • @itsjayden8002
    @itsjayden8002 25 дней назад +90

    0:00 The
    0:10 Only
    0:20 Good
    0:30 RUclips
    0:40 Comment
    0:42 s
    I swear I started typing this before I saw the other comments
    I so original

    • @Diklyquill
      @Diklyquill 25 дней назад +5

      Oh my God thank you so much

    • @Soulcata
      @Soulcata 25 дней назад +4

      Weird I just saw you edit your comment in real time

    • @LuisSierra42
      @LuisSierra42 25 дней назад +1

      I'm sad

    • @ShazzPotz
      @ShazzPotz 25 дней назад +1

      I so pale.

  • @NHarts3
    @NHarts3 25 дней назад +14

    Legitimately the longest MCT video I've seen in a while. Brb grabbing my popcorn and tea, this is gonna be a feature-length masterpiece.

    • @threescoops8672
      @threescoops8672 25 дней назад

      I can think of something that might help navigate this Iditarod of a video.

  • @Scarpatras
    @Scarpatras 25 дней назад +31

    Very clever!
    I loved the way the youtuber and the comments acted like it was all happening at the same time.
    Lovely video once again.

  • @blumpus8150
    @blumpus8150 25 дней назад +16

    I love the literal one (1) second of political theory

  • @batbruce
    @batbruce 25 дней назад +7

    wow a chuck reference that goes deep

  • @skycaptain95
    @skycaptain95 22 дня назад +2

    I'm really tempted to make a video essay structured just like that comment now.

  • @andrewcutler1380
    @andrewcutler1380 25 дней назад +3

    Everyone always asks “who is Kony 2012”… but no one ever asks “how is Kony 2012.”

  • @eth3792
    @eth3792 25 дней назад +3

    Props to the person on SponsorBlock who labeled the ending as the highlight of the video

  • @birmuzyedim
    @birmuzyedim 25 дней назад +11

    0:00 the beginning
    0:11 Man carrying thing talks about his experiences and the relationship between him and long form content
    0:24 Man carrying thing talks about how he fought against the long form content by typing comments that include timestamps
    0:42 the end
    You are welcome

  • @AnotherAverageUsername
    @AnotherAverageUsername 25 дней назад +16

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    • @markrg8095
      @markrg8095 25 дней назад

      he never timestaps, he always misses

    • @gradientLX701
      @gradientLX701 25 дней назад +1

      thank you, i needed this

  • @stickworldque
    @stickworldque 25 дней назад +13

    Oh boy I sure do hope that a piano will not appear in the sky and fall on head!

    • @robinrehlinghaus1944
      @robinrehlinghaus1944 25 дней назад

      I say I say boy

    • @Aperson-rs4eh
      @Aperson-rs4eh 21 день назад

      a piano just crushed my body, but at least i have cool piano teeth now! i just sure hope an elephant doesnt fall onto me, that would su

  • @jonbovino
    @jonbovino 25 дней назад +5

    02:34:17 man carries thing

  • @koolaid33
    @koolaid33 25 дней назад +5

    0:01 - Start of video
    0:10 - Man Carries a thing
    0:20 - Man becomes a thing
    0:30 - Man denies being a thing despite being a thing now
    0:40 - Man explodes a thing
    0:50 - Man talks about gullibility

  • @ComedyBros5
    @ComedyBros5 18 дней назад +2

    I was not expecting a Chuck reference in this video but I'm here for it and love you all the more!

  • @ramheader4635
    @ramheader4635 25 дней назад +4

    any video over 10 minutes should be legally mandated to have chapters
    books have them, movies have them, shows have them, but only YT forces us to sift through a 4 hour long video about potatoes to find the part where the dude is actually talking about something.

    • @kenswords
      @kenswords 25 дней назад

      Movies do NOT have chapters lmao

    • @grim_2000
      @grim_2000 23 дня назад

      ​@@kenswords
      Ever had a DVD?

    • @kenswords
      @kenswords 23 дня назад

      @@grim_2000 When I was younger, yeah. Are you thinking of scenes? I think that's the terminology for it, but besides, movies are meant to be watched in one sitting (and shows have episodes.) I'd say it'd probably be good practice for RUclipsrs to put chapters in their longer videos, but it isn't always applicable in certain situations (that one bill wurtz video about the history of the world comes to mind.)

    • @grim_2000
      @grim_2000 22 дня назад

      @@kenswords
      No, I was talking about DVDs, because there movies were split in chapters. And yes, movies are meant to be seen in one sitting, but so are YT videos for the most part.
      Also, some films have literal chapters, like some Tarantino films (Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill, etc) for example, or the recent _Everything, everywhere, all at once_

  • @LynCubed
    @LynCubed 25 дней назад +16

    this comment is bad
    edit: 0 likes! omg! thanks!

    • @RP-mp4ow
      @RP-mp4ow 25 дней назад +3

      Seriously tho, I hate those kinda comments.
      "Thanks for the yt likes! It makes up for the love my parents never gave me!"

    • @Soulcata
      @Soulcata 25 дней назад +4

      “MOM I’M FAMOUS”

    • @kronosbach5263
      @kronosbach5263 25 дней назад +2

      I've found some of them funny if they are jokes but they are all some kind of bait

  • @EmiZViolet
    @EmiZViolet 24 дня назад +3

    Chuck is one of my favorite shows so hearing it in the wild when no one talks about it was a total jump scare. Short skirt long jacket

  • @ed_cmntonly
    @ed_cmntonly 23 дня назад +1

    For the people who do timestamp lists you are deeply underrated, and please continue your good work, you are valid and always will be in the RUclips space

  • @ronmckool5526
    @ronmckool5526 19 дней назад +1

    I love how he had a timestamp to 9/11 twice

  • @wierdoben14
    @wierdoben14 25 дней назад +3

    He never timestamps the absolute legend

  • @deconstructing7307
    @deconstructing7307 25 дней назад +5

    YOU ARE NOW RESPONSIBLE FOR MAKING THIS FIVE-HOUR VIDEO. Better remember some painful childhood memories! DO IT.

  • @mishab4065
    @mishab4065 24 дня назад +1

    The Czech new wave being a term largely associated with annyoing film bro essayists makes me proud to be Czech

  • @G8tr1522
    @G8tr1522 22 дня назад +1

    as a fellow comment posting addict/armchair philosopher, i know I'm gonna be laughing at "i have no agency in my life" for at least a week.

  • @chepulis
    @chepulis 25 дней назад +3

    0:00 video
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  • @Prynix64
    @Prynix64 23 дня назад +3

    you're welcome.
    0:01 the first second of the video
    0:02 the second second of the video
    0:03 the third second of the video
    0:04 the fourth second of the video
    0:05 the fifth second of the video
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  • @creativedeepfakes
    @creativedeepfakes 19 дней назад +2

    0:00 start
    0:10 change of music
    0:10 laughing
    0:11 interview
    0:21 first swear
    0:22 flashback
    0:25 fighting back decision
    0:27 another change of music
    0:27 plan starts
    0:28 typing
    0:29 comment created
    0:31 speech
    0:37 begging to not click on timestamps
    0:39 100% conclusion no clickbait
    0:43 end

  • @No.Yes..
    @No.Yes.. 23 дня назад +1

    The only reason im here is because i saw the word "czech" in the thumbnail, your plan worked

  • @Vanessa80808
    @Vanessa80808 24 дня назад +4

    I would kill for an MCT video about Chuck

  • @HAngeli
    @HAngeli 25 дней назад +3

    Bro I love these videos. And to be fair I love comments. I always read a bunch of them.

  • @NATESOR
    @NATESOR 25 дней назад +1

    scary how accurate the "let me explain" bit is. God I wish that would go away. Right up there with "doctors HATE him." in my book

  • @TheBananaThug
    @TheBananaThug 25 дней назад +2

    Can we all appreciate how he could have dusted off his keyboard for this video, but he stays true to himself and down to earth unlike those other youtubers who quite frankly dont carry a damn thing!?

  • @galixezz
    @galixezz 22 дня назад +3

    You're welcome
    0:00 "I hope you idiots"
    0:01 "Love long ma-
    0:02 -ndering videos because I'm"
    0:03 "Not getting to my point"
    0:04 "For"
    0:05 "Awhile"
    0:06 "And there is nothing"
    0:07 "You morons"
    0:08 "Can do about it ha-"
    0:09 "Haha"
    0:10 "Hahaha"
    0:11 "There's so much"
    0:12 "Pain in this world"
    0:13 "For a long time"
    0:14 "I was apathetic too"
    0:15 "I used to think"
    0:16 "My comments"
    0:17 "They-they don't matter"
    0:18 "People used to say to me,
    0:19 "Videos should be"
    0:20 "Long and"
    0:21 "You're dumb as sh*t"
    0:22 "Videos should be long and
    0:23 "You're dumb as sh*t"
    0:24 ..
    0:25 "Then I decided"
    0:26 "To fight back"
    0:27 *Villain arc begins*
    0:28 *Villain arc intensifies*
    0:29 *Villain arc at it's peak*
    0:30 "Time stamps, would"
    0:31 "Show the way, Time"
    0:32 "Stamps would say I"
    0:33 "Reclaim my time from you"
    0:34 "You meandering"
    0:35 "Tyrant no-no-no
    0:36 "Don't click on the"
    0:37 "Time stamps I was getting to my"
    0:38 "Point I promise"
    0:39 "And that's how Howard Hawks"
    0:40 "Influenced the early"
    0:41 "Seasons of Chuck"
    0:42 End

  • @rodrigobertini8257
    @rodrigobertini8257 25 дней назад +4

    Just wanna share that a few nights ago I had a dream I met you and your girlfriend around my street here in Guarujá, Brazil, and when I said I watched your videos I made some lame joke I can't remember, and both of you were like "Uhhh" and went away, then carried on to make a video complaining about meeting me, saying I was a loser or some shit.
    I was really happy when I woke up knowing it wasn't real. It didn't feel good.
    Please come to Guarujá and mercilessly humiliate me for the sake of viewership. Obrigado.

    • @ManCarryingThing
      @ManCarryingThing  25 дней назад +4

      sounds exactly like something i would do - be safe out there

    • @Messilegend1000
      @Messilegend1000 25 дней назад

      ​@@ManCarryingThing CAN YOU POST THE SONG NAME?? Jeeesus christ.

  • @benjamincooke7251
    @benjamincooke7251 25 дней назад +2

    Thank god for those timestamps man. I’m really glad I know how to skip the political theory section now. You’ve saved me so much time.

  • @MyNameIsHeyo
    @MyNameIsHeyo 25 дней назад +2

    You’re Welcome:
    0:00 Beginning of the Universe
    0:07 God’s baby photos
    0:15 Paradise Lost by John Milton
    0:24 The economic ramifications of the King James Bible
    0:29 The 100 years war
    0:32 Turn of the 22nd Century
    0:00 Beginning of the Universe again
    0:33 Fall of the Antarctic Continental Alliance
    0:37 A really big strawberry
    0:39 World War VI
    0:42 The life and Death of Napoleon 2

  • @Thedaviddaly
    @Thedaviddaly 25 дней назад +24

    0:42 Highlight of the video

  • @SpazamsTV
    @SpazamsTV 25 дней назад +3

    this radiates Super Eyepatch Wolf energy

  • @NetMan_PL
    @NetMan_PL 22 дня назад +1

    Sponsorblock saves even more time with this, and if the creator puts the timestamps in the description then it's even better, cause YT pretty neatly integrated them into the UI

  • @thepizzaman8064
    @thepizzaman8064 23 дня назад +1

    For those doing their English assignment:
    0:00 Setting
    0:03 Conflict introduced
    0:05 Rising Action
    0:11 Internal Conflict
    0:21 Flashback
    0:26 Climax
    0:35 Falling Action
    0:38 Conclusion

  • @LGranado-pj6nb
    @LGranado-pj6nb 25 дней назад +4

    Man carrying youtube comment section

  • @Alltruh
    @Alltruh 25 дней назад +4

    Timestamp comments incoming

  • @CosmicTornado1
    @CosmicTornado1 25 дней назад +2

    Alright, I’ll help out,
    0:00 - Start
    0:01 - One second after start
    0:02 - A second after one second from the start
    0:03 - One second times three
    0:04 - 2+2=4
    0:05 - May I have some more
    0:06 - Sex (in Latin)
    0:07 - It was Bond to happen this way
    0:08 - 2(2+2)=8
    0:09 - Nine is a nice number
    0:10 - 2 hands clasped firmly together; ten digits
    0:11 - Nine is a nice number
    0:12 - idk 12
    0:13 - Seems pretty lucky to me
    0:14 - Nah, that was messed up
    0:15 - Three hands clasped firmly together
    0:16 - Sweet
    0:17 - Who tf likes 17?????
    0:18 - Neat
    0:19 - Almost over
    0:20 - No more angst
    0:21 - Well that was a lie
    0:22 - More than halfway over
    0:23 - Nothing good
    0:24 - Ocarina of Time on the Nintendo 64 runs at 24 frames per second. Cool, huh?
    0:25 - Five hands clasped firmly together
    0:26 - Twice unlucky
    0:27 - 9x3
    0:28 - What?
    0:29 - Fear
    0:30 - Good marriage target
    0:31 - Definitely not prime
    0:32 - Doubly sweet
    0:33 - Triple the threat
    0:34 - Et tu?
    0:35 - Seven feet clasped firmly together
    0:36 - I… huh?
    0:37 - One second passed a second passed a second passed a second passed a second passed a second passed a second passed a second passed a second passed a second passed a second passed a second passed a second passed a second passed a second passed a second passed a second passed a second passed a second passed a second passed a second passed a second passed a second passed a second passed a second passed a second passed a second passed a second passed a second passed a second passed a second passed a second passed a second passed a second passed a second passed a second passed a second passed from Start
    0:38 - Thirty eight seconds passed from Start
    0:39 - Triple the unluck
    0:40 - Oh thank God
    0:41 - It’s finally over
    0:42 - The Meaning
    Hope I helped.

  • @dre67435
    @dre67435 18 дней назад +2

    I have no Agency in my Life

  • @OceanMan-hh2jw
    @OceanMan-hh2jw 25 дней назад +18

    you’re welcome:
    0:00 Wait
    0:10 Why am I making this comment
    0:20 This video is literally 42 seconds long
    0:30 Such a dumb bit
    0:42 End

  • @AlexMoudgil
    @AlexMoudgil 25 дней назад +3

    who else rewatching chuck just for the howard hawks

  • @Ares_gaming_117
    @Ares_gaming_117 20 дней назад +2

    Im so sad because he's right...I dont have any agency in my life...

  • @JrIcify
    @JrIcify 25 дней назад +1

    Those people are the real heroes in society.

  • @kellyc7c
    @kellyc7c 25 дней назад +3

    I'll watch once someone posts timestamps

  • @astroearthbound
    @astroearthbound 25 дней назад +26

    0:00 video starts here

    • @Markeplier23
      @Markeplier23 25 дней назад +3

      What about the end

    • @fluffsquirrel
      @fluffsquirrel 25 дней назад

      @@Markeplier23*The Ended*

    • @astroearthbound
      @astroearthbound 25 дней назад +2

      @@Markeplier23 You're on your own

    • @fluffsquirrel
      @fluffsquirrel 25 дней назад +1

      @@Markeplier23 You have reached the end because you are reading comments on RUclips.

  • @yeaboa1760
    @yeaboa1760 19 дней назад +1

    This is the moment where gary young became gary oldman

  • @wornplatypus4781
    @wornplatypus4781 12 дней назад

    the ad i got before this video was literally a "are u tired of long videos" ad lmfao

  • @kronosbach5263
    @kronosbach5263 25 дней назад +13

    Surely the youtuber won't forget timestamps this time

  • @esobelisk3110
    @esobelisk3110 25 дней назад +3

    video starts at 0:42

  • @aintwritebacktho
    @aintwritebacktho 25 дней назад +1

    “your welcome”
    He’s so humble

  • @echirdo
    @echirdo 21 день назад +1

    0:00 Main character introduced
    5:23 Main character gets transported to other world
    8:46 Annoying overly hyped side-character introduced
    12:02 Main villain introduced
    21:35 Villain beats main character and side-character offers himself up so the main character doesn't die
    32:43 Main character training arc
    37:22 End of training arc (it was a timelapse)
    47:18 Main character assembles team of fighters to fight villain
    53:00 Battle against villain
    1:03:51 Villain defeated
    1:05:39 Main character mysteriously dies for no reason

    • @Brain4Brain
      @Brain4Brain 21 день назад +3

      1:13:03 people 3,000 years after the event heard his tales, and thought he was Devine, so they reincarnated him

  • @djsierra777
    @djsierra777 25 дней назад +9

    please wipe your keyboard. thank you.

  • @ProdTES-ef8ug
    @ProdTES-ef8ug 25 дней назад +3

    4:20 funny number

  • @a.person1805
    @a.person1805 25 дней назад

    I'm glad I chose the option of not using time stamps because it meant I got to see a cool spaceship

  • @bobafettjr85
    @bobafettjr85 25 дней назад

    Whoever set the highlight in Sponsorblock you are a true hero.

  • @Justanotherlemon
    @Justanotherlemon 25 дней назад +13

    I am contractually obligated to say "first"

    • @kenswords
      @kenswords 25 дней назад

      Nuh uh 3:

    • @Justanotherlemon
      @Justanotherlemon 25 дней назад +1

      @@kenswords Yuh uh

    • @loran1212
      @loran1212 25 дней назад +1

      Wow, it's been years since I've seen this comment, thanks for the nostalgia trip:)

    • @Justanotherlemon
      @Justanotherlemon 25 дней назад

      @@loran1212 you're welcome, random citizen :)

    • @LocalSlasher
      @LocalSlasher 25 дней назад

      No, and no

  • @ABwebGamesFan
    @ABwebGamesFan 25 дней назад +6

    you're welcome:
    0:00 -introduction
    7:11 -the czech new wave
    20:13 -9/11
    20:17 -the protestant work ethic
    38:09 -Billy Wilder's Sunset Boulevard
    45:00 -memory of childhood that's barely relevant
    1:14:01 -9/11 again
    1:18:33 -who is Kony 2012
    2:07:19 -is margherita pizza good?
    3:12:00 -Anne Hathaway discourse
    4:18:06 -political theory
    4:18:07 -more childhood memories
    5:00:00 -conclusion

    • @LynCubed
      @LynCubed 25 дней назад

      this is so true

  • @brookemagelsen7992
    @brookemagelsen7992 25 дней назад +2

    Man Carrying unholy amounts of hypnotic power over his followers to turn the comment section into a meme

  • @maximobolivar4544
    @maximobolivar4544 25 дней назад

    You forgot about the people who do the same but for jumpscares. True troopers right there

  • @BendyfanAnimations
    @BendyfanAnimations 25 дней назад +10

    The stages of grief but a YT comment

    • @IbrahimIbrahim-xg7zi
      @IbrahimIbrahim-xg7zi 25 дней назад +1

      *_CHEESEBURGER_* 🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔

  • @yuvrajchakravarti8038
    @yuvrajchakravarti8038 25 дней назад +9

    0:21
    You're welcome

  • @Sharkshit
    @Sharkshit 16 дней назад

    Omg i saw one of these on a “things to do when bored” video and it helped a ton! Except from the fact non of the things to do when bored were helpful

  • @mauriciodanielpozomontano5919
    @mauriciodanielpozomontano5919 24 дня назад +1

    0:32 The fact that "political theory" has only one second of duration just to be disrupted by more childhood memories...