i thought this was gonna be one of those " make a witch spawn and have them splash a zombie villager with an apple coated in gold from the nuggets manually zombified piglins" situations but it's actually a mod
@@abovescored my friend really liked sky block type mods, but to me they were always very confusing and complicated. I wanted to make original and fun that wasn't confusing nor complex.
17:21 Music is called Addiction by Jogeir Liljedahl. I'm surprised that Yahiamice uses tracker/scene music in his videos, but, that's pretty cool I guess. I did unironically jump out of my seat after hearing it. Love being an archivist.
>be me >Go to a zoo >See worm habitat >Horse walks in >Horse gives me a silk worm >Horse accidentally kills silkworm >I cry myself to death >Horse dies of gonorreah
It's honestly so great that you found this mod. This is clearly made by an aspiring mod developer and it's cool to see it getting attention. The mod is already feature packed, and I wanna see what the dev does in the future
Way back when I was just a little bitty boy Living in a box under the stairs In the corner of the basement of the house Half a block down the street from Jerry's Bait shop You know the place Well anyway, back then life was going swell and everything was just peachy Except, of course, for the undeniable fact that every single morning My mother would make me a big ol' bowl of sauerkraut for breakfast Aww, big bowl of sauerkraut Every single morning It was driving me crazy I said to my mom I said "Hey, mom, what's up with all the sauerkraut?" And my dear, sweet mother She just looked at my like a cow looks at an oncoming train And she leaned right down next to me And she said "It's good for you" And then she tied me to the wall and stuck a funnel in my mouth And force fed me nothing but sauerkraut Until I was twenty six and a half years old That's when I swore that someday Someday I would get outta that basement and travel to a magical, far away place Where the sun is always shining and the air smells like warm root beer And the towels are oh so fluffy Where the Shriners and the lepers play their ukuleles all day long And anyone on the street will gladly shave your back for a nickel Wacka wacka doo-doo yeah Well, let me tell you, people, it wasn't long at all before my dream came true Because the very next day, a local radio station had this contest To see who could correctly guess the number of molecules in Leonard Nimoy's butt I was off by three, but I still won the grand prize That's right, a first class one-way ticket to Albuquerque Albuquerque Oh yeah You know, I'd never been on a real airplane before And I gotta tell ya, it was really great Except that I had to sit between two large Albanian women With excruciatingly severe body odor And the little kid in back of me kept throwin' up the whole time The flight attendants ran out of Dr. Pepper and salted peanuts And the in-flight movie was Bio-Dome with Pauly Shore And, oh yeah, three of the airplane engines burned out And we went into a tailspin and crashed into a hillside And the plane exploded in a giant fireball and everybody died Except for me You know why? 'Cause I had my tray table up And my seat back in the full upright position Had my tray table up And my seat back in the full upright position Had my tray table up And my seat back in the full upright position Ah ha ha ha Ah ha ha Ah So I crawled from the twisted, burnin' wreckage I crawled on my hands and knees for three full days Draggin' along my big leather suitcase and my garment bag And my tenor saxophone and my twelve-pound bowling ball And my lucky, lucky autographed glow-in-the-dark snorkel But finally I arrived at the world famous Albuquerque Holiday Inn Where the towels are oh so fluffy And you can eat your soup right out of the ashtrays if you wanna It's OK, they're clean Well, I checked into my room and I turned down the A/C And I turned on the SpectraVision And I'm just about to eat that little chocolate mint on my pillow That I love so very, very much when suddenly, there's a knock on the door Well now, who could that be? I say "Who is it?" No answer "Who is it?" There's no answer "Who is it?" They're not sayin' anything So, finally I go over and I open the door and just as I suspected It's some big fat hermaphrodite with a Flock-Of-Seagulls haircut and only one nostril Oh man, I hate it when I'm right So anyway, he bursts into my room and he grabs my lucky snorkel And I'm like "Hey, you can't have that" "That snorkel's been just like a snorkel to me" And he's like "Tough" And I'm like "Give it" And he's like "Make me" And I'm like "'Kay" So I grabbed his leg and he grabbed my esophagus And I bit off his ear and he chewed off my eyebrows And I took out his appendix and he gave me a colonic irrigation Yes indeed, you better believe it And somehow in the middle of it all, the phone got knocked off the hook And twenty seconds later, I heard a familiar voice And you know what it said? I'll tell you what it said It said "If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again" "If you need help, hang up and then dial your operator" "If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again" "If you need help, hang up and then dial your operator" In Albuquerque Albuquerque Well, to cut a long story short, he got away with my snorkel But I made a solemn vow right then and there that I would not rest I would not sleep for an instant until the one-nostrilled man was brought to justice But first, I decided to buy some donuts So I got in my car and I drove over to the donuts shop And I walked on up to the guy behind the counter And he says "Yeah, what do ya want?" I said "You got any glazed donuts?" He said "No, we're outta glazed donuts" I said "Well, you got any jelly donuts?" He said "No, we're outta jelly donuts" I said "You got any Bavarian cream-filled donuts?" He said "No, we're outta Bavarian cream-filled donuts" I said "You got any cinnamon rolls?" He said "No, we're outta cinnamon rolls" I said "You got any apple fritters?" He said "No, we're outta apple fritters" I said "You got any bear claws?" He said "Wait a minute, I'll go check" "No, we're outta bear claws" I said "Well, in that case, in that case, what do you have?" He says "All I got right now is this box of one dozen starving, crazed weasels" I said "OK, I'll take that" So he hands me the box and I open up the lid and the weasels jump out And they immediately latch onto my face and start bitin' me all over Oh man, they were just going nuts They were tearin' me apart You know, I think it was just about that time That a little ditty started goin' through my head I believe it went a little something like this Doh Get 'em off me Get 'em off me Oh No, get 'em off, get 'em off Oh, oh God, oh God Oh, get 'em off me Oh, oh God Ah, aah, aah I ran out into the street with these flesh-eating weasels all over my face Wavin' my arms all around and just runnin', runnin', runnin' Like a constipated wiener dog And as luck would have it That's exactly when I ran into the girl of my dreams Her name was Zelda She was a calligraphy enthusiast With a slight overbite and hair the color of strained peaches I'll never forget the very first thing she said to me She said "Hey, you've got weasels on your face" That's when I knew it was true love We were inseparable after that Aw, we ate together, we bathed together We even shared the same piece of mint-flavored dental floss The world was our burrito So we got married and we bought us a house And had two beautiful children, Nathaniel and Superfly Oh, we were so very very very happy, aw yeah But then one fateful night, Zelda said to me She said "Sweetie pumpkin? Do you wanna join the Columbia Record Club?" I said "Whoa, hold on now, baby" "I'm just not ready for that kind of a commitment" So we broke up and I never saw her again But that's just the way things go In Albuquerque Albuquerque Anyway, things really started lookin' up for me Because about a week later, I finally achieved my lifelong dream That's right, I got me a part-time job at The Sizzler I even made employee of the month after I put out that grease fire out with my face Aw yeah, everybody was pretty jealous of me after that I was gettin' a lot of attitude Ok, like one time, I was out in the parking lot Tryin' to remove my excess earwax with a golf pencil When I see this guy Marty Tryin' to carry a big ol' sofa up the stairs all by himself So I, I say to him, I say "Hey, you want me to help you with that?" And Marty, he just rolls his eyes and goes "No, I want you to cut off my arms and legs with a chainsaw" So I did And then he gets all indignant on me He's like "Hey man, I was just being sarcastic" Well, that's just great How was I supposed to know that? I'm not a mind reader for cryin' out loud Besides, now he's got a really cute nickname, Torso-Boy So what's he complaining about? Say, that reminds me of another amusing anecdote This guy comes up to me on the street And he tells he hasn't had a bite in three days Well, I knew what he meant But just to be funny, I took a big bite out of his jugular vein And he's yellin' and screamin' and bleeding all over And I'm like "Hey, come on, don't you get it?" But he just keeps rolling around on the sidewalk, bleeding, and screaming You know, completely missing the irony of the whole situation Man, some people just can't take a joke, you know? Anyway, um, um, where was I? Kinda lost my train of thought Uh, well, uh, OK Anyway I, I know it's kinda been a roundabout way of saying it But I guess the whole point I'm tryin' to make here is I hate sauerkraut That's all I'm really tryin' to say And, by the way, if one day you happen to wake up And find yourself in an existential quandary Full of loathing and self-doubt And wracked with the pain and isolation of your pitiful meaningless existence At least you can take a small bit of comfort in knowing that Somewhere out there in this crazy ol' mixed-up universe of ours There's still a little place called Albuquerque Albuquerque Albuquerque, Albuquerque Albuquerque, Albuquerque Albuquerque, Albuquerque Albuquerque, Albuquerque I said "A" (A) "L" (L) "B" (B) "U" (U) "Querque" (querque) Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque
For the water and stone part at 8:56: There's a story I know about "You can't get water out of stone." challenge, and the protagonist squeezes some cheese he claims is a stone and gets liquid out of it. Hence... milk, I guess.
13:00 If the mod was made in mcreator they could use the global "on loaded entity tick update" with the block "is |Event target/entity| in dimension |NETHER|" to make it work, also they can check if you have an achivement every tick
Why you dissing my mod? anyways, a few disclaimers Bucket + life in squisher makes water, that needs to be more obvious Giga pick can mine obsidian Your meant to play with spawns off You can replace raw life with raw evil to make zombies and skeletons
@@YahiamiceLIVE its also known as dirt platfrom, superflat survival, and 2X3X3 dirt platform in the void. thanks for playing my mod, all my friends think im famous now
If you didn't know, in skyblock situations all you need is one bucket of water, some blocks, and a bit of bonemeal to make an infinite water source. Build some pillars around a dirt block, put the water source at the top, and bonemeal the dirt. The seagrass will generate a 2nd source block for you
I regret to inform you that, milk also contains the disaccharide lactose meant to be broken down by lactate enzymes. Lactose, therefore, it is an organic compound. Hence, rocks are not made of organic matter making it not possible to MIX WATER AND STONES IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM IN SOME *x-x+ ng WAY TO GET THE SECRETION OF T!-*T?s
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yahianise my brother became a cantaloupe while watching your videos
ok
AlR
10 dirt
Please make this series. This is so weird.
this feels like one of those little alchemy games where you merge random stuff to see what works
I, too, love Finite Craft
@@luditheuber mine craft
@@_imfriendly95_67 craft
Vampire
@@vietcongat5percent please 😭
silkworm is a new part of the Yahiamice universe
The horses were enought
@@HORSECONSUMER >horse walk in
@@nondidil > horse walk
>horse eating can't aloup
> “would you like a silkworm” the horse says
i thought this was gonna be one of those " make a witch spawn and have them splash a zombie villager with an apple coated in gold from the nuggets manually zombified piglins" situations but it's actually a mod
bro same
Ok what is that from please give me context or a video
@@Hithere-uz6wd just search "i played survival minecraft on a super flat world"
@@Hithere-uz6wd basically the entirety of the Martincitopants skyblock video
wait i know you hi bro
This mf gonna make gregtech new horizons look like a kindergarten homework
naww
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🐎
@@not_log1c 🍈
This makes gregtech new horizons look vanilla gameplay
3:21 same energy as "IS THAT THE GRIM REAPER?!"
MOBIUS ONE? WHERE??????
this gives many references
- the guy that screamd it
- sims 4
- item asylum
IS THAT THE BITE OF 87???
@@jinxed-truly anything for 4 IA coins
THAT IS- THAT IS NOT MY GUARDIAN!
1:56 crazy dave language
Its pronounced - spi-gack
@@happyfishgaming68☝️🤓
@@CultsOfTheLamb real
5:19 Playing infinite craft be like:
Testicular cancer
@@MarcelKędziora-w7rNOOO-
@@MarcelKędziora-w7r tf is wrong with you?? My auntie recently died of that. So insensitive.
@@MarcelKędziora-w7r Im going to rob you
@@MarcelKędziora-w7rwhat
11:38 i remember i once messed around with it and accidentally turned my house into a nether tower, if only that world had survived the data purge
tragedy :(
17:30 "Aw, I don't have gold!"
*visible gold nuggets in inventory*
You need 9 gold nuggets to make a single ingot
@@sgf51 he still has gold tho
@@sgf51 Gold nuggets are a form of gold.
🤫🤫🤫
thanks for crediting me btw
mod creator and no replys? Ill fix that
W happyfishgaming69
@@happyfishgaming68 Dude, what even is the pip?
what was the motivation behind this mod
@@abovescored my friend really liked sky block type mods, but to me they were always very confusing and complicated. I wanted to make original and fun that wasn't confusing nor complex.
10:20 That cow thought he was Kenadian fr
But then I had a very good idea.. I used F5
@@Proto4 see using F5 allows you to get a brand new perspective
@@vhproductions ...which allows me to see a hopper that i havent seen before
I was binging his videos I saw the one deep water I was like
:O
I KNOW
why is the cow Canadian??
10:30
"My f___ing bovine went through the floor"
*FNAF 2 sound environment.SFX*
2:00 me when i’m a minecraft chicken that says “39 buried zero found” in papyrus font while looking at yahi:
r/bonehurtingjuice ???
Papyrus ?
@@MayoOverlord papyrus is a font, but also a undertale character too
@@adammachacek8536 I know, I was referencing that.
oo papyrus font so scared (shiver me timbers)
0:53 cantaloupe
cantalope 🍈
cantalop 🍈🍈
cantalo 🍈🍈🍈
cantal🍈🍈🍈🍈
canta🍈🍈🍈🍈🍈
the mod is now up to 12k downloads, yall are amazing
is it really? i might need to update it
@@happyfishgaming68 wait are you the dev? nice mod!
@@CreeperMind89 thanks
ty for calling me a freak👍
Testicular cancer
Breast Cancer
Radiation poisoning
Lead poisoning
Food poisoning
4:59 the demon core got me off guard
17:21 Music is called Addiction by Jogeir Liljedahl. I'm surprised that Yahiamice uses tracker/scene music in his videos, but, that's pretty cool I guess.
I did unironically jump out of my seat after hearing it. Love being an archivist.
It's mostly known as the Homebrew Browser theme, so I'm guessing that's why Yahia has that in his playlist.
1:26 i have been summoned
WORMMM
Worm (:@@frozensalt6174
This is basically just the Infinite Craft video again, now with 90% less vampires!
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Me mixing goku with door and then it tu-🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛
"Lets Just get the cow and end it there"
*proceeds to beat the entire mod*
Testicular cancer
@user-vg2ld3mn6p this sums up the entire yahiamice universe
@@hashook1584 and the redshell universe too.
CROSSOVER LEAKED?!??
and he already got the cow like mid game
🍈 it's not a mistake, it's a cantaloupe🍈
I'm deeply sorry
Bros using one of the ai images from his videos no way 😱😱😱😱
🗿🍈
Im gonna fucking cry
THE PTSD IS COMMING BACK
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6:43 "GOOFER WAS GETTING DEVIOUS BACKSHOTS FROM THAT ZOMBIE" 💀
yooo loved this stream, glad its its own vid now
>be me
>Go to a zoo
>See worm habitat
>Horse walks in
>Horse gives me a silk worm
>Horse accidentally kills silkworm
>I cry myself to death
>Horse dies of gonorreah
0:04 he fail the cobblestone :(
he indeed
its always good when yahiahorse posts
its always good when yahiadolphin posts
It's always good when yahicereal posts
It's always good when Yahiachicken posts
its always good when yahiarat posts
Yahi🐎
Yamaha mouse played jackbox irl, played minecraft but tick speed randomly changes, got in a vs with jabibi again, and THIS is the video we get?
1:46 me right now
9:12 made me immediately think of joel saying
F L E E N S T O N E S?
0:30 me when I have ten dirt
Make this a series.
iirc thats pretty much all the mod had in it at the time, but I agree this style of video is quite silly and entertaining 👍
Yes
This has more attention to detail than most mods
Thank you!
Unironically, this is actually a really well thought out and well designed mod. I would totally play this.
F in the chat for _The Tortured One, Sealed for Eternity,_ *Goofert*
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@@theliteralsun-k7z f
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I'm amazed how much content this mod has
Thank you!
same, i thought it was just another bad and a joke mod but turns out it was a good and a joke mod
It's honestly so great that you found this mod. This is clearly made by an aspiring mod developer and it's cool to see it getting attention. The mod is already feature packed, and I wanna see what the dev does in the future
16:36 Naw the creeper at the door😭💀
Modded skyblock that doesn't take itself too seriously and isn't highly focused on automation? I might have to check this out, this seems like fun.
5:14
this is some bs to create shadow the hedgehog
Y E S
I like how a stupid idea of dirt sky block became a game where you play god, I’m so happy that I downloaded this
real
Yoo, big fan from Algeria. I discovered your channel recently and ive been binging it. Keep the good stuff coming brother!
4:17 "That's insane, that's a bug that is a bug!"
3:10 I'm from Morocco 🤨!??
@@Youssef_G.E.R iam from Algeria 🇩🇿❤️🇲🇦🌚
@@Youssef_G.E.R yahiamice is from morocco >horse walks in
Im from iraq
It's called a joke, ever heard about it? 😑
@@JoeBrowning-n9kIs not even a joke, he is indeed, infact, from Morocco
1:25 WORM! 🪱
WORM! 🪱
OH hell nah. Yoohoo mouse made the hollow knight...
YAHOO mouse
19:39
bro was screaming of pain💀
if yahiamice wasn’t curious, this video wouldn’t exist.
Y'know, I'd actually love to see more play throughs of this mod
I think I've rewatched the VOD a million times... dirtblock my beloved...
HA! ive watched it a GAZILLION TIMES!!!
Way back when I was just a little bitty boy
Living in a box under the stairs
In the corner of the basement of the house
Half a block down the street from Jerry's Bait shop
You know the place
Well anyway, back then life was going swell and everything was just peachy
Except, of course, for the undeniable fact that every single morning
My mother would make me a big ol' bowl of sauerkraut for breakfast
Aww, big bowl of sauerkraut
Every single morning
It was driving me crazy
I said to my mom
I said "Hey, mom, what's up with all the sauerkraut?"
And my dear, sweet mother
She just looked at my like a cow looks at an oncoming train
And she leaned right down next to me
And she said "It's good for you"
And then she tied me to the wall and stuck a funnel in my mouth
And force fed me nothing but sauerkraut
Until I was twenty six and a half years old
That's when I swore that someday
Someday I would get outta that basement and travel to a magical, far away place
Where the sun is always shining and the air smells like warm root beer
And the towels are oh so fluffy
Where the Shriners and the lepers play their ukuleles all day long
And anyone on the street will gladly shave your back for a nickel
Wacka wacka doo-doo yeah
Well, let me tell you, people, it wasn't long at all before my dream came true
Because the very next day, a local radio station had this contest
To see who could correctly guess the number of molecules in Leonard Nimoy's butt
I was off by three, but I still won the grand prize
That's right, a first class one-way ticket to
Albuquerque
Albuquerque
Oh yeah
You know, I'd never been on a real airplane before
And I gotta tell ya, it was really great
Except that I had to sit between two large Albanian women
With excruciatingly severe body odor
And the little kid in back of me kept throwin' up the whole time
The flight attendants ran out of Dr. Pepper and salted peanuts
And the in-flight movie was Bio-Dome with Pauly Shore
And, oh yeah, three of the airplane engines burned out
And we went into a tailspin and crashed into a hillside
And the plane exploded in a giant fireball and everybody died
Except for me
You know why?
'Cause I had my tray table up
And my seat back in the full upright position
Had my tray table up
And my seat back in the full upright position
Had my tray table up
And my seat back in the full upright position
Ah ha ha ha
Ah ha ha
Ah
So I crawled from the twisted, burnin' wreckage
I crawled on my hands and knees for three full days
Draggin' along my big leather suitcase and my garment bag
And my tenor saxophone and my twelve-pound bowling ball
And my lucky, lucky autographed glow-in-the-dark snorkel
But finally I arrived at the world famous Albuquerque Holiday Inn
Where the towels are oh so fluffy
And you can eat your soup right out of the ashtrays if you wanna
It's OK, they're clean
Well, I checked into my room and I turned down the A/C
And I turned on the SpectraVision
And I'm just about to eat that little chocolate mint on my pillow
That I love so very, very much when suddenly, there's a knock on the door
Well now, who could that be?
I say "Who is it?"
No answer
"Who is it?"
There's no answer
"Who is it?"
They're not sayin' anything
So, finally I go over and I open the door and just as I suspected
It's some big fat hermaphrodite with a Flock-Of-Seagulls haircut and only one nostril
Oh man, I hate it when I'm right
So anyway, he bursts into my room and he grabs my lucky snorkel
And I'm like "Hey, you can't have that"
"That snorkel's been just like a snorkel to me"
And he's like "Tough"
And I'm like "Give it"
And he's like "Make me"
And I'm like "'Kay"
So I grabbed his leg and he grabbed my esophagus
And I bit off his ear and he chewed off my eyebrows
And I took out his appendix and he gave me a colonic irrigation
Yes indeed, you better believe it
And somehow in the middle of it all, the phone got knocked off the hook
And twenty seconds later, I heard a familiar voice
And you know what it said?
I'll tell you what it said
It said
"If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again"
"If you need help, hang up and then dial your operator"
"If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again"
"If you need help, hang up and then dial your operator"
In Albuquerque
Albuquerque
Well, to cut a long story short, he got away with my snorkel
But I made a solemn vow right then and there that I would not rest
I would not sleep for an instant until the one-nostrilled man was brought to justice
But first, I decided to buy some donuts
So I got in my car and I drove over to the donuts shop
And I walked on up to the guy behind the counter
And he says "Yeah, what do ya want?"
I said "You got any glazed donuts?"
He said "No, we're outta glazed donuts"
I said "Well, you got any jelly donuts?"
He said "No, we're outta jelly donuts"
I said "You got any Bavarian cream-filled donuts?"
He said "No, we're outta Bavarian cream-filled donuts"
I said "You got any cinnamon rolls?"
He said "No, we're outta cinnamon rolls"
I said "You got any apple fritters?"
He said "No, we're outta apple fritters"
I said "You got any bear claws?"
He said "Wait a minute, I'll go check"
"No, we're outta bear claws"
I said "Well, in that case, in that case, what do you have?"
He says "All I got right now is this box of one dozen starving, crazed weasels"
I said "OK, I'll take that"
So he hands me the box and I open up the lid and the weasels jump out
And they immediately latch onto my face and start bitin' me all over
Oh man, they were just going nuts
They were tearin' me apart
You know, I think it was just about that time
That a little ditty started goin' through my head
I believe it went a little something like this
Doh
Get 'em off me
Get 'em off me
Oh
No, get 'em off, get 'em off
Oh, oh God, oh God
Oh, get 'em off me
Oh, oh God
Ah, aah, aah
I ran out into the street with these flesh-eating weasels all over my face
Wavin' my arms all around and just runnin', runnin', runnin'
Like a constipated wiener dog
And as luck would have it
That's exactly when I ran into the girl of my dreams
Her name was Zelda
She was a calligraphy enthusiast
With a slight overbite and hair the color of strained peaches
I'll never forget the very first thing she said to me
She said "Hey, you've got weasels on your face"
That's when I knew it was true love
We were inseparable after that
Aw, we ate together, we bathed together
We even shared the same piece of mint-flavored dental floss
The world was our burrito
So we got married and we bought us a house
And had two beautiful children, Nathaniel and Superfly
Oh, we were so very very very happy, aw yeah
But then one fateful night, Zelda said to me
She said "Sweetie pumpkin? Do you wanna join the Columbia Record Club?"
I said "Whoa, hold on now, baby"
"I'm just not ready for that kind of a commitment"
So we broke up and I never saw her again
But that's just the way things go
In Albuquerque
Albuquerque
Anyway, things really started lookin' up for me
Because about a week later, I finally achieved my lifelong dream
That's right, I got me a part-time job at The Sizzler
I even made employee of the month after I put out that grease fire out with my face
Aw yeah, everybody was pretty jealous of me after that
I was gettin' a lot of attitude
Ok, like one time, I was out in the parking lot
Tryin' to remove my excess earwax with a golf pencil
When I see this guy Marty
Tryin' to carry a big ol' sofa up the stairs all by himself
So I, I say to him, I say "Hey, you want me to help you with that?"
And Marty, he just rolls his eyes and goes
"No, I want you to cut off my arms and legs with a chainsaw"
So I did
And then he gets all indignant on me
He's like "Hey man, I was just being sarcastic"
Well, that's just great
How was I supposed to know that?
I'm not a mind reader for cryin' out loud
Besides, now he's got a really cute nickname, Torso-Boy
So what's he complaining about?
Say, that reminds me of another amusing anecdote
This guy comes up to me on the street
And he tells he hasn't had a bite in three days
Well, I knew what he meant
But just to be funny, I took a big bite out of his jugular vein
And he's yellin' and screamin' and bleeding all over
And I'm like "Hey, come on, don't you get it?"
But he just keeps rolling around on the sidewalk, bleeding, and screaming
You know, completely missing the irony of the whole situation
Man, some people just can't take a joke, you know?
Anyway, um, um, where was I?
Kinda lost my train of thought
Uh, well, uh, OK
Anyway I, I know it's kinda been a roundabout way of saying it
But I guess the whole point I'm tryin' to make here is
I hate sauerkraut
That's all I'm really tryin' to say
And, by the way, if one day you happen to wake up
And find yourself in an existential quandary
Full of loathing and self-doubt
And wracked with the pain and isolation of your pitiful meaningless existence
At least you can take a small bit of comfort in knowing that
Somewhere out there in this crazy ol' mixed-up universe of ours
There's still a little place called
Albuquerque
Albuquerque
Albuquerque, Albuquerque
Albuquerque, Albuquerque
Albuquerque, Albuquerque
Albuquerque, Albuquerque
I said "A" (A)
"L" (L)
"B" (B)
"U" (U)
"Querque" (querque)
Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque
Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque
Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque
Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque
Imma need a part 2 at some point cuz this was fun to watch and I feel like the mod isn’t over yet
10:29 I never knew that this sentence would ever exist ever in my life ever at all ever in ever at all
@@Nine1Three4 "my fucking bovine went through the floor"
2:00 would hav been scarier if you didnt use papyrus font
This was one of my favorite streams
So happy its a vid
3:11 he is soo smart that my brain melted to understand
Stupidest mod: ❌
Best mod:✔️
real
Man, this is the first time I watch this guy's video. I like the way he comments and his energy. LoL. It's really really fun.
Honestly milk being rock and stone kinda makes Sense. Calcium is a metal.
And, what else was i supposed to make it
15:00 LITTLE ALCHEMY MENTIONED1!1 MOM BRING TEH CAMRA 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥
9:00 *C A L C I U M*
The Ultimate Evil spawning just to get infinitely doggied by a weird contraption is truly a canonic event.
15:59 bro 💀
For the water and stone part at 8:56: There's a story I know about "You can't get water out of stone." challenge, and the protagonist squeezes some cheese he claims is a stone and gets liquid out of it. Hence... milk, I guess.
dirt block more like dirt sock
dirt rock
@@SomeRandomGerman dirt dock
@@Daybrokendirt c-.... chicken
@@iexistinthisworld Dirt mock
Dirt Dock
0:35 Giga Shovel 😮💨
0:35 giga shovel 🤫🤫
🤫🧏♂️
This vid was better that expected, I rated 5 starts
4:40 Death baby go XO
13:00 If the mod was made in mcreator they could use the global "on loaded entity tick update" with the block "is |Event target/entity| in dimension |NETHER|" to make it work, also they can check if you have an achivement every tick
^🤓☝️
@@AlexGove-l3k brother this was 6 months ago
Why you dissing my mod?
anyways, a few disclaimers
Bucket + life in squisher makes water, that needs to be more obvious
Giga pick can mine obsidian
Your meant to play with spawns off
You can replace raw life with raw evil to make zombies and skeletons
nah i thoroughly enjoyed your mod! i just poked fun at the asinine recipes and all, it was very fun to play :) thank you!
@@YahiamiceLIVE its also known as dirt platfrom, superflat survival, and 2X3X3 dirt platform in the void. thanks for playing my mod, all my friends think im famous now
@@happyfishgaming68 a fact is that: your mod is good for low devices because it doesnt have to render a entite world, only 2x2x1 platform
@@MiguelCraftChannel good to know. also great excuse for low render distances
Yahiamice is the perfect reason for why OSHA Exists.
This vidro turned into infinte craft real fast when he got that squisher
Man I sure do love a yamihaikahaiamice stream fr 🙏
8:30 infinite bucket generator
The editing and the non stop talking is entertaining 😂
0:46 Giga Shovel Lfmaoo
Now, replace the G whit N
19:28 FISH🗣️‼️🐟
1:27 *worm*
-worm-
@@IM_IN_YOUR_WALLS_h ---- worm
Silk worm
I would unironically watch an entire series about this mod
19:29 imma spam this
3:22 "Is that Herobrine" LMAO💀
8:51 Mmmmm calcium
If you didn't know, in skyblock situations all you need is one bucket of water, some blocks, and a bit of bonemeal to make an infinite water source. Build some pillars around a dirt block, put the water source at the top, and bonemeal the dirt. The seagrass will generate a 2nd source block for you
Bro accidentally cut skyblock in half💀💀
skyb/lock
13:05 With /execute, you can check the dimension the entities is in. That is how it actually works.
JJBA: SBR Chapter 28 (9:23)
How have I not seen your vids before? This is gold!
Thats my small dog name 8:05
“That’s it!”
*unskies your block*
I love silkworm‼️‼️🗣️🗣️🗣️ 🪱
Maybe the real dirt was the friends we made along the way...
Real 😔
3:11 wait is bro actually Moroccan daaaam (MN ketret lfa5r jebto) 😔🇲🇦🇲🇦🇲🇦🇲🇦🇲🇦🇲🇦🇲🇦🇲🇦🇲🇦🇲🇦🇲🇦
Yes he is
@@user-zl3iw5oq7g wax 3arf b3da xno ktb ?!!!?!?
@@NafieMJ-qi3et wach replyiti liya ana ola 5ona li gal "yes he is"
@@user-zl3iw5oq7g Nn 3lik
I would still love you if you were a compressed dirt block.
1:03 me on tolit
9:06 maybe cuz calcium in stone??
I regret to inform you that, milk also contains the disaccharide lactose meant to be broken down by lactate enzymes. Lactose, therefore, it is an organic compound. Hence, rocks are not made of organic matter making it not possible to MIX WATER AND STONES IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM IN SOME *x-x+ ng WAY TO GET THE SECRETION OF T!-*T?s
Why is he so srunkly in da thumbnail 🎉🎉🎉
10:20 bro went to the backrooms 💀💀💀
🍈
19:34 y he just got Born
Never seen such an energetic dirth island gameplay, Like the meme edit, Subscribeing moment