Everything Wrong With The Fifth Element In 16 Minutes Or Less
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- Опубликовано: 28 янв 2015
- Sometimes you go looking for sins in a movie you love and you find TONS of them. This... is one of those times.
Next week: Celebrating 50 Shades with sins of a "sex" movie or two. Chew on that.
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This is one of those rare movies that I simply don't CARE about plot holes and how it really has no plot to speak of. It's just so well made and interesting to watch. And so many great performances!
Very true
I agree.
Hey its got all that AND almost-naked images of Milla Jovovich
Reminds me of double take. Great movie made no sense.
Most of these are not plot holes, they are plot critiques about dramatic choice.
The posion, the aliens not having a backstory, the desperate luke perry using the only weapon he has, etc.
For the most part these are just issues with plot details that are left unexplained, but would be easy enough to explain with some mundane writing.
I always thought that Chris Tucker's character was one of the high points of the movie. I love how ridiculous they've made him look and move. Makes me smile every time.
I think they used WAY too much of him for me
I agree, I look forward to his part every time I watch the movie. He's perfect.
My favorite part in the whole movie is where him and Willis are hiding under the cart as there's explosions going off and he has that extended high pitched scream as Willis just keeps pushing lol
To be fair the movie is perfect, so I'm not sure why they need 16 minutes to make stuff up.
@@NTLBagpuss The movie was fun, and so was this list. Don't take either too seriously (BTW, they are correct on a lot of the "sins", but that doesn't make it any less of one of my all time favourite movies)
The Diva Dance scene is actually one of the coolest scenes in this or any sci-fi movie. Of all the things to sin, you could have left that alone.
Bruh that's your opinion
@@jonathonparzyck82 No, that's fact.
hip hopera
@@endersblade No, that is an opinion. My opinion is that it was dumb. Not a right or wrong scenario.
@@JustKelso1993 you are correct that is a opinion, i personally liked that scene myself
Chris Tucker was, tbh, one of the best parts of this movie.
I'm not wrong.
Agreed. I have a VERY hard time keeping a straight face during his scenes.
Prince was supposed to play him so maybe that's why they are upset? I just started the video but I'm guessing they hated Tucker? Odd because it's on their list of movies they love. The description even says so
You're absolutely correct.
A character like Ruby is really like a hot spice. Got to get it just right or it ruins the recipe, I think they nailed it. When Korban turns and whispers to him after ripping out the stones and he just goes
"BLAH"
And shoots the Mangalorian in the head, I laughed my ass off. It was so in character, then he pats him and sincerely apologises like he didnt just blast his brains out hahaha
i love this movie. i love everything wrong with this movie. i love that it takes sixteen minutes to explain what is wrong with this movie.
Lol. Me too
Woooooooah, intelligent human being!
BOOM~! As I watched this whole cinemasin, I had a feeling of this too. I love everything wrong with the fifth element.
Zachs Mind This movie and princess bride are my 2 most favorite movies they have that perfect blend of action drama and comedy :D
Sandra Balvert What about Galaxy Quest? Pretty funny and plenty of action.
"Are you classified as human?"
"Negative, I'm a meat popsicle."
Would you like a blanket to warm up?
Best line in that movie😂😂
I want to say I read some where that in the lore that’s slang for cyborg
That should have been a sin off
The fact that you can still watch this movie today and not be completely thrown off by the "vision of the future" is pretty awesome. Some movies just look really bad after a decade or more goes by, this is still totally watchable.
Hands down my favorite movie. They don't make movies like that anymore.
I'm not angry just disappointed
I actually have a copy of the script signed by Besson. Went to the premiere in London and had the first ever webstite about the divine language on the web...I actually learned the divine language from the script and because I spoke 5 languages was able to find out how the words were picked up by Besson and Milla. When I am in a place where I want to pretend I don t speak the language I recite the whole cab scene...people usually have no freaking clue what I am saying and it makes me laugh every time
. . . & not a single fuck was given.
joejitsu034 but...but I thought it was interesting /cry
I've always wondered how they put together made-up languages in movies.. I thought they were just based on another obscure language that might sound close to the one they wanted, then just change a few of the words. Like in LOTR, the Elvish has so many L's in their words it must be selective Welsh!!
fokeyjoe it is a mix of living and dead languages made up by Besson and Mila
Does the script bother explaining why Staedart and Zorg's heads ooze black slime? I know SOMEWHERE that that was explained but I can't recall...
I just came here to say that there is literally nothing wrong with the Fifth Element. She is a perfect being and so is this movie. You green?!
Super-green!
+FuzzleLand
Negative, I am a meat popsicle.
+involuntaryanalysis You win lol
FuzzleLand -> super green!!
Oh, not the first to respond. I feel like LeeLoo watching the video about war.
A big sin for the cat that was left behind with no further thought
maybe the thought was to leave the cat on purpose. cats suck
BigHat u suck
Old Asian man with floating boat got free cat next day. :)
@@luciferseventh1679 good one fuckface
BigHat oh poor boy you feel insulted?
One of the most original sci fi concepts and worlds put to film and one of my favorite movies of all time. Also one of the last times you'll see Bruce Willis actually act.
Poor Bruce Willis.
You mean jump. Bruce acted all through Sin City and the expandables way after this.
Did you seriously add two sins for the blue opera alien, 'cuz there was no point in my life when I watched this film where I didn't think that was rad as fuck. =(
I laughed at it the first time I saw it, probably later on as well. Some parts of it make me just think "um huh?" and kinda laugh at it.
Blue Opera Alien looks a LOT like the blue Star Wars alien chick.
Its okay man; I thought she was awesome too.
Finn Human Which one? Counting what was made after the original Star Wars trilogy meaning cartoons as well there are a few
TheEternalHater Yes yes it is. My boi SpongeBob got STDs from that rat too
you forgot one sin - he got the priest's number from A PHONE BOOK. we havent used it for more than a decade, let alone in 2263 lol
+Mike Jones
They're made from solid, fine ground slabs of slate after all.
The nicer ones are around 2" thick, so they certainly would deflect a bullet fired under an angle.
+John T. DiFool
On the other hand, they wouldn't be able to push it that fast, given the weight ;)
+9razzler9
Who's "we"? :)
+9razzler9 2214not 2263 cuse 300 years from 1914
+peter hartmin They stated that it was 2255-ish. The multi pass shows the year, so do basic math, and voila. 350 years later.
Cinemasins: Im gonna give sins to this movie.
Leelo Dalas: Multipass.
EXCELLENCE.... 1000000 POINTS
How do I get better quality when rendering video? Multipass!
The little satellite on the cockroach was hilarious. How far we've come. 😂 Omg, still laughing 👍
Like the ant man
Such a fun movie. Could any actor have played Ruby Rod as well as Chris Tucker? I don't think so.
kratoscallofduty It's about the only movie role I can stand him in, because the movie itself is so aware of how annoying he is. :D
Caldella And not only that, but it actually requires him to be as annoying as possible, in order to make it work. Thank god Tucker didn't tone it down, eh? And that's a line nobody ever expects to read...
+kratoscallofduty He was insanely obnoxious and I hated every scene with him.
+kratoscallofduty Chris Tucker ruined the movie
+whatt ever Why do we need to have the, idiot / cute animal / JarJar Binks / what the fuck ever in an otherwise acceptable movie??
WHY?
WHY?
WHY?
WHY?
This movie came out when I was in kindergarten. It was the very first movie I ever saw in theaters, and it kicked off my lifelong obsession with science fiction, ancient astronaut theories, and space in general.
It also only offered a glimpse, but it was also the first time I ever saw a woman's breasts. So many firsts from the movie about a fifth.
You watched this in theaters as a kindergartener? Dang, well okay 😅
Milla Jovovich boob barely counts.
@@whyhatestrangers i watched the grudge movies in theaters around that time in my life in the theaters
@@adamsmasher9769 i watched 2 Girls 1 Cup when I was still in the womb!
Here's the moral of the Fifth Element that everyone forgets. Lilu is the 5th stone. LOVE is the 5th element.
I just watched this movie. Yeah that's what I figured. I thought she embodied love or something.
Damn!! You are smart!
No shes a meat popsicle
That's exactly the PLOT of the movie! How can someone not know that?
I mean.... even Captain Planet knew
“Aziz Light” favorite line
I still love this movie, me and my dad say "Multipass" and "do u want some more" to each other all the time it annoys the shit out of my mom
Multipase
I still say "chicken good" sometimes
Are you German?
"do u want some more"
Best line in the movie!
Big BadaBoom
Also, when Zorg's head was bleeding, it was actually chocolate sauce. Apparently, some humans have evolved to have chocolate sauce in their veins instead of blood.
FortySix& TooSober That's just terrific banter! Well done sirs!
I would be a vampire
RandomGirl119 Well, that's actually something I noticed a long time ago. At the start of the movie, when the same thing happens to the general, it's also not blood-colored, but rather brown. I was effectively scared by those scenes, especially because I had no idea what it was, because it's not red. So what is it? Is it simply a fluid that the Great Evil can make drip from people's head, or... is it really chocolate sauce because the special effects guys could not make realistic looking blood? Either way, I like how much we don't have a clear answer for that.
RandomGirl119 It wasn't supposed to be blood, it was supposed to be concentrated evil so it was black ooze
Ah damn! Not the ooze again!
When offered the mission, Corbin exclaims: “I’m not going.”
The line was originally: “I’m not going, with that!”
Only the first run of VHS tapes has the unedited version.
This movie is incredible. Literal work of art.
I love Gary Oldman as the antagonist in this movie.
+Sean Durham One of his best roles :)
agreed. also what did you think of him in The Book of Eli?
Yea, me to, his evilness is up their Hans Gruber. An absolutely travesty that he died.
+Sean Durham me to one of my favorite characters ever
+Sean Durham Is weird that he never meets Korven.
"Movie forces me to listen to Opera"
wrong
"Movie blesses the unwashed masses with beautiful music"
so lame
seriously, at least five sins should have been removed for the musical fight scene.
donfolstar Until it turns into hip-hopera.
robotheseus
In a vacuum that part was terrible, but set against the fight scene it gets a multi-pass in my book.
robotheseus yea but hipopera sort added to the creaziness of the film
They’re organic and they wear armor, also the stones were unsafe because WWI was about to begin
also they don't have weaponry because theyre complete pacifists
kori uk like here in Europe
@@fbnflaviusbroadcastingnetw6786 um where did both the world wars originate? Lol
@@koriuk5032 earth
In this context there would have been nothing special about WWI. Colonization and war which could have compromised the location didn't exactly start with WWI.
8:42 That's not Leeloo's hand, it's Vito's. not completely sure why he did it in the first place, but hell... he's a priest, perhaps it was divine intervention, or some other form of deus ex machina
13:22 That wasn't Vito, it was one of the ship's crew.
As far as plot holes and such go, I would say the 5th Element is pretty solid. Certainly relatively speaking it is. I only made it 4:26 in because at least 3/4 of what was being described as "wrong" was easily explainable and correct within the context of the story.
these sins are what makes this movie so great.
Including 2 and a half minutes of jack shit? :p
Hip hopera. That was awesome.
YES
I wouldn't call this movie great, it is god awful
See here's what always bugged me, Leeloo is supposed to be the 5th element (that statue that floated out of the temple in the beginning) yet shes recreated using a large gloved hand from the aliens that's holding one of the handles from the case we see later that was supposed to be holding the stones....does that mean the creatures inside the suits are human? How did she get out of the statue then?
So what I think happened is that they recreated her with what they had on hand. Making her way more human then she was originally. I know That’s not how it’d work in real life but the whole movie likes to take liberties with technology. I mean, if they regrew her she wouldn’t have any memory or reactions at first. She’d think and act like a newborn.
Can watch this movie over and over. It is always like watching it for the 1st time. It has everything right!
one of those films I watch every time it's on TV even though I own it, and love it more every time.
So, that movie takes place in the year 2263 right? And they still haven't created anything more destructive than an atomic bomb? Nah, I dont buy that
I just got a message from 2 b c. they are angry we havent built anything as complex as the pyramids
Jimmy De'Souza no we havent, the pyramids line up with constellations in the sky and are relative to energies all over the world, emitting vibrations that can be heard for hundreds of miles, In perfect alignment with the equinoxes and vortexes of the earth. what building have we built that does that? its nonsense to you because its above your spiritual needs. lol let me say this, you dont serve filet mignon to dogs, so I expect you to belittle the rest of what I said just like how you did. the pyramids do things for the spirit and mind that are far above your pay grade, if not, lets blow them all up!! and see what happens to the earth and your souls.
sythlorde oh. You're one of _those_ people...
sythlorde where can I find out more about said vibrations? My Google fu isn't turning up anything specific.
sythlorde There is this one thing that does all that, and more. Your looking at it right now.
Its a device you can use to communicate with everyone else on earth who has a similar device. Its absolutely amazing and powerful. Its called the Porn conduit which some people use for other stuff..... like figuring out the pyramids.
one of the greatest scifi movies, way ahead of its time, so dont tell me you think this move is wrong... its a great movie...
Here's a story I have about this film:
There was this weird coincidence that kept happening where everytime my mum put on this film, I would walk in ONLY AT THE SCENE WITH THE ALIEN LADY WHEN SHE STARTED SINGING. So.. for six years I never saw the first hour and some of this film. Until I sat down and actually watched it, of course.
Come on, 5th element is a satire of itself, that's why it's so awesome!
Exactly, thank you!
Making fun of itself is awesome?
really? i thought it was a religious manifesto.......
As good as this movie is, I never realized how many plotholes there were in it until watching this.
this movie isn't good
+Johht134 You're right, it isn't good, it's AMAZING!
+Trinexx360 How couldn't you realize that! They're clear as day 0.o
A painful reminder of whom we've lost... Ian Holm, Tiny Lister and Luke Perry. No matter how you feel about this movie, this was more than a sci-fi film. Luc Besson proves he does have storytelling chops.
And, soon, Bruce Willis.
@@scottslotterbeck3796 I hope that's not a curse you're puttin' on him, although his disease is not a good thing for him, anyway.
#CinemaSins
#WePullForBruce.
#StrongElementsNeeded!!!
@@altonhumes5782 These diseases are ultimately fatal, UNLESS WE STOP WAGING WAR AND SPEND MORE $$$$ ON MEDICAL RESEARCH!!!
@@scottslotterbeck3796 No arguments here. Make sure you vote and participate, so we ALL have that fighting chance.
#WePullForBruce.
#GiveUsThatFightingChance.
5:20 What I REALLY understand is this chick can be made from the DNA of a fried hand in a few mins in a DNA chamber, but the CAB needs a 6 month overhaul because damages. Makes perfect sense.
*DING*
Government funds vs a small taxi company & a repair shop trying to get by
The repair company is wayyy backed up.
It was due for its overhaul before it was damaged. Also for all we know said overhaul takes one minute, we only know Corben has procrastinated bringing it in. :)
I assumed it was due its overhaul, which needs to be done every six months. Not that it was due an overhaul which would take six months to do.
Can we just talk about how this is one of those Gary Oldman performances where everyone forgets Gary Oldman is even in it
Just like Dracula!
Rebel Patriot Actually, everyone just wants to forget that Dracula movie in general.
I do that with a lot of his movies. First I think "is that Gary Oldman?", then I forget, then I go "oh heyyy that's Gary Oldman"
I always think Eric Stoltz before I think Gary Oldman.
Really ?? i'm gonna look stupid but.. what character was he ?
Bro...the opera scene was one of the best parts of the movie!
T Roberts Not only that, it's the best recorded performance of that aria (from Lucia di Lammermoor) that I could find anywhere.
TBH this one is amazing aswell, not only very young but sang in one take.
ruclips.net/video/d_Py9yzZCyg/видео.html
*hip-hopera scene.
Hhheeeeeellll yeeeaa
2 sins just for the song itself, harsh :/
10:30
You forgot the barbecue sauce leaking outta dudes headplate..
Brazen Bull it literally never looked like blood, it’s always bothered me lol
It’s not meant to be blood, it’s the dark oil that he has in his hair.
It's pure evil.
This scene always confused me- I could never tell if it was blood, or if the guy's hair was melting. If his hair was melting, that could explain the plastic head plate and his partially bald head....but it leaves us wondering about the physics behind receiving a phone call so evil that your hair melts.
It looks like Hershey’s Syrup to me!
Isn't there any way to go back to making Cinema Sins everything wrong with this movie in 5 minutes where you actually pointed out real sins?
I remember loving this channel back then.
"EVERYONE!"---Leon The Professional
One must subtract 50 sins for the subtlety of a prominent circle being present in almost every scene and the protagonist and antagonist never even knowing about each other’s existence
CinemaSins: "A good pervert would have-"
Me: "I'm sorry... a what?!"
A competent photographic voyeur. The internet used to be full of them. Ironic, considering "phones" now.
The born-sexy-yesterday trope is a big enough sin on its own.
Clearly you never had a cat. My cats always go fuck around for a whole night and I let them in in the morning - Cats are creatures of the night - that is it
+Kulascus Lol, meet Wallace
he owns several cats
unless you have more than 2 cats, then they fuck around in your house
I haven't watched the video yet but ... there is NOTHING wrong with this movie.
Jacob Brown Dude, I was just kidding. Of course this is a silly movie with tons of flaws, but it's nonetheless a movie I love dearly.
Jacob Brown Nothing Except Leelu ;)
They said themselves they love this movie, it's not like pointing out faults is necessarily an act of hate.
EXACTLY MY THOUGHTS. This movie is STILL one of my favourites, it's simply brilliant.
Jacob Brown "You are aware this is a comedy channel, right?" Yet misses an obvious joke. *DING*
I actually love this film so much. It's bad to the point of being great, and extremely enjoyable.
CinemaSins' "Wrongful Sin" Sin Tally: 4
(at least)
1) Cops didn't know to look for Korben. He had the ID scan jammer. They specifically say that out loud before they start shooting at him.
2) Leloo didn't take the nametag, some guy did. Presumably the one who got arrested, probably trying and have some prize delivered to him (look at your own video... those hand's aren't Leloo's hands).
3) Why wouldn't Korben be able to get to the airport quickly? Taxis are a thing. We know this for multiple reasons.
4) That's not the priest telling Korben where the diva suite is, that's the staff who was sitting in the chair in front of the camera feeds, who Korben is talking to before the priest starts talking.
On number 2: I believe those are the priests hands. It happens quick, if memory serves, but Vito grabs the tag, and then the doorbell rings. They have the squabble, he stuffs em in the fridge, and then he answers the door. Soon as Leeloo says her hello, out jumps Vito with Korben's gun, which he left at Vito's apartment.
I've seen the movie, oh, once or twice lol
Why did they build the walls out of aluminum foil? That should have been a sin, how could you miss that?
It's for science reasons. To keep in / out some kind of radiation. NASA cover loads of stuff in gold foil, although admittedly stuff that goes into space.
And how did she know it was foil??? LOL
That's what makes it so fun! You have to totally see the intention of the movie, not the excecution. I'm sure that must seem like I'm telling you to enjoy something crappy, but honestly I think it's worth it for the message at the end of movie where Leloo asks what the point of humanity is. I think Luc Besson's message is that love is always personal. In spite of the trope of deep passionate man's-love-saves-woman, I think the performances at least hint at a layer of depth that suggests something more between the characters that just sex. It would be amazing if someone who outdo this with a remake or spinoff. This movie kills just on imagination and "weirdness". Memorable as fuck!
Hint: That "some kind of radiation" is heat.
@@Anvilshock So...thermal radiation? Probably not what greenaum meant but it still applies.
Sin 99:
Maybe.... just maybe.... he took _a cab!!!_
lol, I didn't even think of that.
Or whatever counts as the day-to-day mode of public transport in that future, like airbus, monorails etc.
@@magnuscarlsson9969 He drove a cab so it wouldnt be all that far of a stretch to say he took a cab.
I can't think of another movie where the main protagonist (Bruce Willis) and the the main antagonist (Gary Oldman) not only don't meet, but don't even know of one another's existence.
10:35 Also glowing firey planet that can make people bleed from their head uses a telephone to communicate
Do "Everything wrong with RUclips Comments."
Discount Cinema Sins.
*Ding!*
Tom Ebbrell CinemaSins did a Sins video on themselves, even though their channel is not a Movie Channel. Using the "Cinema" part of the "CinemaSins" name to discredit a somewhat funny idea even though CinemaSins doesn't always stick to Movies.
*Ding!*
Leo tro It would consist only of the words "RUclips comments. *ding*"
Didn't Jacksfilms already do a hundred of those?
That would LITERALLY break the internet
OH c'mon! Chris Tucker was hilarious in this movie. xD
4:22 You should have added a sin for the obvious pre-cut peace of glass that she punched through.
Still was ahead of its time, truly unique. What a film.
"Why did natural selection take time off to let them survive." ... Killed me hahaha
It gave up around the same time when it was recovering from the vogons being created. That was a tough time for natural selection
Explained by the fact they can faint stare anyone. Try natural selecting psychic powers
I think Chris Tucker tried to be as obnoxious as humanly possible in this movie.
If that were his intentions he needs an Oscar!
Every movie*
Chris Tucker tried to be Chris Tucker in this movie*
Tried?!
I don't think he needs to try, it comes natural.
Easily one of my favorite cheese ball movies. Pretty much anything with Bruce Willis, Sylvester Stallone, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Nicolas Cage are pure cheese gold especially from the 90s.
The character Tucker played help in a major way to make this movie .
Some things wrong with this video
1. They are not robots, they are wearing environment suits.
2. The priest was rendered unconscious by the mondoshawan.
3. The mondoshawan are absolute pacifists, hence no weapons on the ship.
4. They can can recreate the 5 element based on the dna, they cant read it...its not a book.
5. English was not a language when she was put into stasis, so would not be stored in her near infinite genetic memory.
6. He only loses 1 point because he only had 1 left.
7. The ship did not crash land on Earth.
8. That thing is not undetectable by x-ray, the 4 parts it breaks down into are.
9. He said 3000 rounds. Not 3000 bullets.
10. The divas concert was sold out. The contest winners tickets would already have been purchased.
11. The priest pulled off the tag, actually it was one of his business cards, then put it on another door.
12. Don't come back without the stones was a threat, not orders.
13. Korben didn't "get there so fast", the movie just didn't show the travel. Oh, and public transportation.
14. Leeloo had to learn English before she read about martial arts, Korben just didn't know.
15 The evil planet, Mr Shadow may not be able to go anywhere near the stones. He just wants to be sure someone he controls has them. Also just being real fucking evil does not mean you know where the stones are.
and many more.
I was going to point out a few of those as well, but you beat me to it. This was a craptastic "Everything Wrong". Seems somebody just didn't like the movie. :)
1 round = 1 bullet.
Ausgamer5171 good job
Matt Lawler, "1 round = 1 bullet."
Not necessarily; 1 round of 9mm is 1 bullet, but 1 round of 00 buckshot is about 8 bullets. Also, future tech means that it could be a laser-based weapon (not likely based on it's other characteristics, but bear with me) in which case it could be that the battery pack holds enough power for 3000 shots.
Thank you!
The audience does a standing ovation because that was a genuine reaction. The actors and extras have never seen the opera singer behind the Diva perform before the final cut.
Someone mentioned that the blood from Zorg's head was chocolate sauce? Its actually molasses.
Funny you should mention that Vito suddenly knew about the schematics of the ship.....since he told his apprentice to look for information for Fhloston Paradise Hotel, and immediately knew the entire schematics of the hotel. If anything, you should've sinned the fact that a lowly, religious "friar" was able to find detailed schematics for a famous, intergalactic hotel.
"What happened to the glove that Leeloo was made from ? And you guys are supposedly attentively critical. 1,000,000 sins of your fathers." *Ding*
👇😎
The glove held the cells they used
@@janebeerverhausen1869 *IT DISAPPEARED IN THE STASIS TUBE*
Hee hee hee hee!! 😆 loved the ending man. With the comparative audio from other movies. Gave me a good chuckle. You know your movies.
oh that Gary...always playing dead during important missions. XD
favorite movie :D
Everything not wrong with The Fifth Element in under 5 seconds: It's The Fifth Element.
Everything not wrong with The Fifth Element in 3 words.
Leeloo Dallas Multipass
Super green
agrred
We are now in end doomsday times n i see no one caring about it
That is caring wtf happens
Excellent movie. Nothing to complain about. Great music throughout.
‘Disagreement about how much Chris Tucker this character required!’
That gave me the lolz 😂
everything wrong with CinemaSins in one second or less.... nothing.
Nikki Doornberg *Ding*
1st thing I saw ... The robot 'species" isn't a true thing... Those are suits!
Bobby. That's what's wrong with this channel.
No appreciation of opera. *DING*
No appreciation of theatre *DING*
No patience for exposition *DING*
No understanding of pacing *DING*
Often forget how to count *DING*
Often miss or are oblivious to the obvious *DING*
Lap-dance obsession *DING*
... ;-)
The title says 16 minutes or less yet the final timer says 16:03
Vito didn't tell him it was the Diva Suite. It was a worker on the ship. Listen to the voice haha
DezzyDoesThings True. But no sins for the ship's cameras peeping tom nature, by recording inside people's personal rooms.
Maybe the cameras only activated because of the emergency state of the ship ?
The professor in the opening scene was killed by one of the Robot thingies-the leader gestures to this one-his eyes light up and the prof drops down dead-its very subtle.
2:45 Cats are actually nocturnal(-ish) creatures. It's why their eyes have evolved to be able to catch so much light in the dark that their eyes sometimes look like they're glowing. So I wouldn't be surprised if some people treated them as such.
7:17 Any kind of bullet *that you know of.* You said it yourself, he reinvented science.
17:36 For what it's worth, it's better to be respected than to be feared. It's just easier to make people fear you than gain their respect.
i stayed in a 4 star hotel in denver for comicon and it came with a hole in the ceiling. actually it was really suspicious since the part that was cut out was laying on the floor when we came back one night....
Your point is?
i was commenting on his joke he made in the video.
+Dallas Hoxton i did not laugh at your joke!
@Eastern Abrams He didn't make a joke.
I lost it at "Hip-Hopera". That's so perfect a term, and it was such a bizarre part of the movie.
This is a special movie. There’s nothing wrong with it. Also I was shocked to find that Attack of the clones totally stole the car chase scene on Corisant from this movie.
I believe it's spelled "Croissant" j/k.
It is one of the most original movies! I love everything wrong about it too 😁
My friend can sing the entire Opera piece. It's kinda scary...
Sorry, *Diva
Can't decide if that was the phone auto-correcting, or my own inegligence.
Imma go with human stupidity.
Dude...the 10 second bomb is a voice activated countdown. That's why he told him to count
Wait a minute.... but... Ruby never counted all the way to 10... he stopped at nine... then just started screaming.
@@HadienReiRick you only have to count to 9 😂
In the german version of The Fifth Element, Ruby Rhod actually counted from 1 to 10. The german word for 10 (Zehn) can be heard right before the explosion.
Oh my gosh that makes so much more sense now. Because he really stressed that whole counting part even though he was outta range? Thanks!
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I always thought it needs time to prepare because it entered our dimension from another dimension that has different laws of physics. When he says "adapt to out living conditions", I assume he means "adapt to our laws of reality."
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The fact that "a growing fiery planet of death" *is* "a growing fiery planet of death" in the first place is exactly the reason for why it needs other people's help. It's literally too large to do it itself, because moon-sized objects can't enter spaceships or walk on planets.
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As the priest explains it at the start of the movie, starting at 3:09 in this video, the Evil wants to use the Elements to corrupt that ritual or whatever in order to destroy this universe... or something. The problem is that at this point, Zorg, Evil's only minion, is dead and the good guys have obtained all the elements. Originally, the Evil didn't want to destroy Earth because that would have been counter-productive to its plans, but at this point, those plans can't even be completed at all. Destroying Earth at this point is basically a desperate "fuck you" plan, the goal of which is to basically say "if I can't use the elements to destroy the universe, you can't use them to save it either."
I'm surprised after 6 years nobody has mentioned that the fireball shot at Earth in the final act was said to be 12,000 miles wide, which is twice as big as the Earth but on screen only looks like the size of the moon. They also mention it stopped 62 miles from the surface which would literally be sucking the oceans off the planet like a giant doomsday Dyson vacuum.
The fifth element... it wasn't logic.
Chris Tucker is a gem in this movie.
Yup. He's the comic relief and Jeremy completely ignores it. 😄
@@darkmatter4292 Excuse me? He's literally only one step above Jar Jar Binks.
I have hated Chris Tucker since the first time I saw him in Rush Hour (yes I know that movie came out after the other). My hate for that actor makes his character in Fith Element PERFECT. Really lights up the annoyance I have for him. He really went overboard.
Florian Maschke it’s a movie
@@florianmaschke269 Tucker was playing a king in this movie, wdym
I nearly spit my cola on the screen when the "McCleavege" scene came.
What's amusing is that they totally overlooked that the guy who go showered in cola in that scene was Captain Hollister from Red Dwarf.
I lost my shit at the hip hopera
Dude, you missed the journey, but your take IS truly hilarious! It only makes me love it more❤❤
the fifth element was perfect. the gaultier designs and milla jovovich being so epically hot
You forgot to remove any amount of sins for Chris Tucker's scream when he fell through the floor.
Geez, everybody lighten up! The 5thE was supposed to be campy, cheesy, fun by using all the tropes we usually see in futuristic, space-based films... including all the "how did they get out of that" situations, the super-hero type efforts, the timing coincidences...and all that stuff. It was rife with parts we were supposed to laugh at because they were pretty silly.
But still, ya gotta love a lot of these characters... suspend your disbelief... and roll with it. That makes it a good time.
Same goes for Cinema Sins! These are not reviews. We have to realize that movies are imperfect - even the very best ones have plot holes, illogical choices and coincidences. CS shows us how to have fun with that.
I saw this movie in the theater and I mostly felt confused by it at the age I was. I thought it was a flop back then--and in the US market, it generally was (did better in foreign markets). Over the years, I've been surprised that it has developed a cult-following (as have other films from the summer of 1997, like Event Horizon). There was a cavalcade of 'bad' sci-fi movies in the late 90s, probably because of Independence Day. I think the criticism of the film is that Fifth Element has blurred together for some people with The Matrix, when The Fifth Element was probably intended to be absurd--a movie set in the future about prophecies from ancient Egypt as told by a cult from the early 20th century. In the future, the hero is a taxi driver flying around in a space taxi while the 'aliens' or characters all seem to fit stereotypes of throwaway movies, such as blaxploitation movies (ex, Chris Tucker). So, it might have been intentional, but I think the point of the Fifth Element was to be a comedy set in outer space but with a host of absurd characters that either make you hate the stereotype or think it's funny and endearing. And perhaps, that's why it's one of those movies that's so-bad-it's-good: people in the film industry can use it as an example of movie making when most summer movies fall into the category of D or C list movies anyway ... even though the movie still has "something" in it that makes people love it for years afterwards.
5:59 Gotta love the fact they still have phone books in 2263 .. 8:20 and RADIO!!
Am I the only person who doesn't see a Chris Tucker marathon as a punishment?
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manafontman Friday is golden! Also, Rush Hour marathon? Why not.
uh... Yes.
+manafontman Right! It was meant as punishment.
manafontman fuckin brutal punishment
Vito moved Korben's door sign, not Leeloo, to throw off anyone else looking for Korben, since he knows others are looking for the stones. The warrior aliens took the Korben arrest warrant from the police, that's how they know who they're looking for, but they imitate the 'Smoke you!' guy. Vito doesn't identify the Diva's room, it's one of the ship's mates.
Also, they can replicate a being from DNA, not it's memory, so if they had Korben's hand they'd just get a baby Korben in adult body. Leeloo isn't the perfect human, she's a perfect being with important information in her DNA, hence its density. I don't think she's necessarily human, either, their machine is just programmed for humans and make a body from DNA with that assumption.
Vito totally climbed in the landing gear, but it's written as a sin
Jeffrey Alfaro Well why is she perfect? the hand of that person in the armor they took that she grew out from was Evil, right.
This guy is so petty and literal.... Love it 😂😂😂
With a Mooltipass, you can do all those impossible things. Everybody knows that.
the fact that u even gave this movie a single sin is ridiculous sir.
No movie is without sin.
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Dude...but he did say 10 seconds and took like...23 soooo lol :P
you must have never seen the movie or you watched it one time as a 6 year old, everyone who loves any movie knows if they watch it more and really notice all the details, it's never perfect. if it was it wouldn't be a fucking fiction, genius XD this is one of my favorite movies ever, but only a moron or a toddler would say there's not a single continuity error, flaw, plot hole etc.
it's not perfect, it's just bordering on entertaining
I rather liked the Fifth element. I thought it was very good...
At the time I think what put many people off was the way the marketing and trailers made it look like it would be a properly serious movie a la Alien or something, but it's more of a comedy. Just a mismatching of expectations. Watch it without the wrong expectation and indeed it's rather fun. I put it into the same category as The Core.
Most of your sins were things I loved about. The crescendo building pace, Oldman as our favorite villain to name a few others. It's a cartoon with fun and depth.
Exactly!!
7:25 Was Gary Oldman told to just do his best Jodie Foster impression for this role? Because it seems like he's doing his best Jodie Foster impression in this movie.