@@matthewferguson6524 worst part is she reloads it like a jackobs pistol BUT infinity is a vladof pistol.Even if that pistol cloud be reloaded it should be like reloading a normal pistol;removing and attaching a new mag
The sadest part is that they had the framework for a good story in the game and chose to ignore it. It's a Indiana Jones style treasure hunt with a 4 person ensamble brought together by sheer coincidence with a tone going more for a hard 18+ commedy with lots of gore and you could have the characters constantly picking up new and weirder weapons.
And the cast in the movie had no good banter or even chemistry. I know Jamie Lee Curtis can be hilarious, and the kid had potential. Hart is a comedian.
"Be the first in your town to see the movie no one is talking about." Damn son, there is just so much sass packed into that short, contextually dense sentence. Bravo.
I remember when mad Max fury Road came out and all I could think about at the time was how awesome a borderlands movie would be yet. Somehow this is what we got. 😂
Surprised no mention of it being a discount Guardians - a big muscle guy who used to be a fighter, quipy leader guy, cgi small angry character and a Gamora
I saw the trailer of this movie at the cinema and that's exactly what I thought, a might-be-fun knock-off GOTG. only it couldn't even be a fun but kind of dumb summer movie.
I don't understand why studios keep greenlighting scripts written by people who clearly don't enjoy the video games they are adapting. The Last of Us showed you can make a good video game adaptation, so it's no wonder Craig Mazin wanted his name off of this film.
Not the fairest comparison since The Last of Us was already a story telling masterpiece of a game, so they just had to not screw up what worked already. For Borderlands, no one was playing for the story, so idk why they thought they could make a plot around it.
@@BatAmerica absolutely! For me a 10 out of 10 adaptation they made smart choices and you can even infer special stats in the game for actions that happen to figure out what each characters stats are likely to be too, it works great for both fans of the games ( mostly 3 onward cus I think fall out 1 and 2 fans it’s a bit more mixed) and newcomers, and there’s still mystery even if you know alot about the fallout universe, I won’t spoil just check it out and see it through to the end
I honestly think that one of the mistakes of making the movie, it was that they decided to make it live-action, it would be better if was animation, they would be able to go over the top with at least the actions scenes.
My favorite James Earl Jones movie quote: "Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force"
the casting for this entire movie was so bad it hurts me viscerally. lol Lilith could have been ok if we were getting LOTR era Cate Blanchett but the rest were absolutely f'ing terrible casting choices
some of the worst casting decisions, ever, easily. esp when the lilith actress and tiny tina actress are both still very much around. I assume the rest are too.
5:00 this joke is unnecessarily harsh on Jack Black. He didn't ruin Star Wars, bands break up all the time sometimes with stupider reasons than this, and I don't care how annoying Claptrap was in this movie, it will not make me turn on him. Same goes with him being in the upcoming Minecraft movie.
Hell I had a hard time finding a showing 1 week after it was released, no wonder the movie did poorly in the box office if they even made it impossible for people that wanted to watch the movie to see it.
In memory of the king James Earl Jones, please say “So whenever you feel alone, just remember, that those kings will always be up there to guide you… and so will I.”
In honor of James Earl Jones, please say: "Let me guess, you like Star Wars. You know, I've been in other movies. But you don't care about those, do you? Well I have one thing to say to people like you: I like Star Wars too!" 💫✝
@@ChamarM I only got to the end of chapter 3 for New Tales and even without seeing the movie I can say with confidence that that pos game was better written.
please say "look at the stars, the great kings of the past look down on us from those stars, so whenever you feel alone those kings will always be there to guide you and so will I" in honor of James Earl Jones
In loving memory of James Earl Jones and his first movie role in the masterpiece that is Dr Strangelove (or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb) can you say: "Bomb fusing master safety is on - electronic, barometric, time and impact."
Probably because Nintendo/Game Freak are gonna stay over them during the whole making, aka. Whoever directs it won't have the ""freedom"" to do ""whatever he/she wants with the script"" (aka. Can't show everyone ""how much better"" their ""artistic interpretation"" is compared to the og script 👀)
why is no one talking about tina throwing the bunny bombs????? the CGI WAS HORRENDOUS like how do you not just do practical effects in a scene where a girl throws a doll with 0 effects you cant have her throw real dolls????? LMFAO this movie was a waste of money in every aspect
you called it! I just checked their upcoming films, Saw 11 releasing: 26th Sep 2025... 😆 A year from now we can look forward to:...a John Wick spinoff movie, a Dirty Dancing sequel (WHY), and yet another Hunger Games movie. woo..
@AdamGoodtime247 Same. For that reason, I don't necessarily mind them aging her up. Lilith is supposed to be young and prodigious, why cast someone so off?
Say this in honor of James Earl Jones please! Rip Sir! Best quote from The Sandlot. "I take it back, you're not in trouble, you're dead where you stand."
It certainly is telling that in Toronto, the movie is not in any of my local theatres after the first week and the closest place playing it is in Ottawa, lol.
Please do “Honest Trailers | The Cat in the Hat (2003)”!!! Also do Supercuts of every time he wheezes, laughs, or says “Oh Yeah!”, while he moves his arms up and down! 😂😂😂 PS. Don’t forget every moment he gets Conrad‘s name wrong.
In honour of James Earl Jones (RIP), please say(from his famous Field of Dreams speech) "Oh... people will come Ray. People will most definitely come."
The best thing about this movie is when it got leaked on youtube in full high definition for a whole day and many times more people watched it here than in the entire cinema run of weeks :D
I turned it off after 7 minutes lol. I'm a huge borderlands fan and was willing to just watch a crappy popcorn flick, but not even 420 me could stand it
More people are going to see this honest trailer than the people who saw this in theaters!
💯💯💯
Agreed. I'm one of them. I refuse to watch a videogame movie made by people who hate videogames.
And this is not even sarcasm. This is actually possible and probable
bro this honest trailer is fucking atrocious. even jack black ruins after minecraft movie was even disgustingly awful
Hah this joke was funny when I read it in the top comments on the Pitch Meeting for this movie.
“Not putting spoiler warnings because nobody went to see the movie is TIGHT!”
-Ryan George, ‘Pitch Meeting’
I did. And it was… eh. Was bad yeah but compared to other films it wasnt horrible
@@geomania8533 “Watching bad movies to see what Ryan was joking about is TIGHT!”
Ryan George sucks and needs a new shtick.
Using mid 2000s slang is TIGHT.
@@sor3999I’m going to need you to get all the way off his back there…
FUN FACT: during the movie Lilith reloads the infinity pistol multiple times... ONE OF THE ONLY GUNS YOU CANNOT RELOAD IN THE GAME!
So the ONLY Borderlands gun in the movie, they treated like a normal gun. Well, at least they're consistent in their crapping on everything.😊
Oopsie.😅
I'm sorry you saw the movie to know this happens. 😢
@@matthewferguson6524 worst part is she reloads it like a jackobs pistol BUT infinity is a vladof pistol.Even if that pistol cloud be reloaded it should be like reloading a normal pistol;removing and attaching a new mag
Say that to kreig in BL2
The sadest part is that they had the framework for a good story in the game and chose to ignore it. It's a Indiana Jones style treasure hunt with a 4 person ensamble brought together by sheer coincidence with a tone going more for a hard 18+ commedy with lots of gore and you could have the characters constantly picking up new and weirder weapons.
And the cast in the movie had no good banter or even chemistry. I know Jamie Lee Curtis can be hilarious, and the kid had potential. Hart is a comedian.
Does the movie even HAVE gun vending machines?
I vote you for the next screen writer
*Madame Web:* “I will be the worst movie of 2024!”
*Borderlands:* “Not on my watch!”
The Crow enters the chat
Madame Web was worse.
Minecraft "Hold my beer!"
@@kes31we serve 2024 films here sir
@@LuisSierra42 only the 2024 remake
Ok, at least you guys had a killer joke in this one:
"Nothing anywhere all at once" was hilarious
Safe to say that Kevin Hart and Jack Black's classic comedic sidekick antics were far better utilized together in the Jumanji movies.
Yup
AGREED 💯
Now I am thinking about it, Jumanji was also a celebrity fest cash grab but at least it was good.
@@mruniverse9500it was the original, but the best
@@mruniverse9500uh no I hated it.
"From the casting director of Madame Web..." Uh oh!😬
the casting in Madame Web was the only good thing about it
The casting in this movie wasn't bad. No living or dead actor would have made that script good.
That explains a lot.
That’s the worst movie ever! Don’t even try to change my mind🤮🤮🤮
Even though I’ve never played a Borderlands game, I still send my condolences to the fans.
Most of us accepted its fate with bl3. Some did that when 2k studios sent people after one of their biggest hype channels.
@@OmniscientWarrior I hope BL4 is better. Because after New Tales From The Borderlands it had better be!
Eli Roth movies were always bad. Makes u wonder who keeps hiring him.
We appreciate it.
To be fair, it's what we deserve at this point haha
"Im too old for this sht"
YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE OLD!
"Be the first in your town to see the movie no one is talking about." Damn son, there is just so much sass packed into that short, contextually dense sentence. Bravo.
I could already tell by the terrible commercials that this movie was nothing to right home about.
Please say "That sentence had too many syllables, apologize!", said by Mr. Torgue from Borderlands.
make sure to scream it all... not right otherwise. (Rip headphone users if done true to the games)
"Can you believe that's actually Kevin Hart!? A true chameleon." 😂😂😂
The BRUTAL shade. 😎
Overkill 🤣🤣🤣
Probably the worst casting choice in this film (which is saying a LOT, since all of the choices were awful).
"Kevin Hart ALWAYS kevinharts!" - Honest Trailers Jumanji
In memory of James Earl Jones say "There is no escape. Don't make me destroy you."
Please say "I take it back. You're not in trouble, you're dead where you stand" in honor of James Earl Jones ⚾
The sandlot is a amazing movie
Stop using death to get fake internet points.
Loved his role in Coming To America
I wish I could see Jones tell a horrible filmmaker that he has failed for the last time.
Field of Dreams was so good cause Jones was in it. ❤
They turned Tina into Ava. At least her failing to be a siren was nice if you picture Ava
Worst, it's like they gave Ava, Angel's story but none of the powers.
In memory of James Earl Jones (RIP), can you please say…
*"I find your lack of faith disturbing…"*
Why is this how I find out?
Or "No, I am your father." Rest in peace to this pioneer. 😔🙏🏾❤️🕊️
Or "I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further."
On that note, how about "Everything the light touches, is our kingdom."
I find our lack of James distrubing. 😔 RIP sir, you are a legendary presenece in all of your work.
I remember when mad Max fury Road came out and all I could think about at the time was how awesome a borderlands movie would be yet. Somehow this is what we got. 😂
Surprised no mention of it being a discount Guardians - a big muscle guy who used to be a fighter, quipy leader guy, cgi small angry character and a Gamora
It's not good enough to be called that.
@@cliffhug79 ‘discount’ isn’t exactly a compliment
Still better than this movie deserves
Borderlands the Game out well before Guardians of the Galaxy movie. This wasn't Borderlands it was a lazy attempt to capitalize off an IP by a studio
I saw the trailer of this movie at the cinema and that's exactly what I thought, a might-be-fun knock-off GOTG. only it couldn't even be a fun but kind of dumb summer movie.
People need to remember that money laundering operations are not supposed to make money, that would defeat the purpose.
LMAO
For James Earl Jones, please say, “Remember who you are.”
Why did you have to make me cry.
@Outlaw7263 I'm sobbing now, and I'll be sobbing even more the next time I watch the Lion King 😭
“. . . so generic Chat GPT is suing them for plagiarism.” - Love it
I don't understand why studios keep greenlighting scripts written by people who clearly don't enjoy the video games they are adapting. The Last of Us showed you can make a good video game adaptation, so it's no wonder Craig Mazin wanted his name off of this film.
Even Fallout successfully executed the tone that this movie was going for.
What thing make money?
"well we don't have much left."
MAKE ME MONEY!
"I guess this thing made money"
"MAKE MOVIE MAKE MONEY"
@@3lancerofficialmaybe871 I heard about that. Would you reccomend the show?
Not the fairest comparison since The Last of Us was already a story telling masterpiece of a game, so they just had to not screw up what worked already. For Borderlands, no one was playing for the story, so idk why they thought they could make a plot around it.
@@BatAmerica absolutely! For me a 10 out of 10 adaptation they made smart choices and you can even infer special stats in the game for actions that happen to figure out what each characters stats are likely to be too, it works great for both fans of the games ( mostly 3 onward cus I think fall out 1 and 2 fans it’s a bit more mixed) and newcomers, and there’s still mystery even if you know alot about the fallout universe, I won’t spoil just check it out and see it through to the end
I honestly think that one of the mistakes of making the movie, it was that they decided to make it live-action, it would be better if was animation, they would be able to go over the top with at least the actions scenes.
The way you said 'cubes' got me so badly 🤣🤣🤣
My favorite James Earl Jones movie quote: "Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force"
In memory of James Earl Jones, say in your Epic Voice, “The Force is with you, young Skywalker, but you are not a Jedi yet”
I'm calling it now. By the end of the week, this video will, deservedly, have more views than the movie.
Already has.
"It was Galadriel all along" gave me a good chuckle.
“Well?? You’re WELCOME. Uh! Impossible to please.” That’s about it 😂😂
This movie was uploaded to RUclips last week and watched by more people on RUclips than saw it in the theaters.
And it still wasn't more than twenty people 🤣 I made it about 2:45 into the RUclips copy and said, "Nope!"
It was at almost 500k views when I clicked on the link. I bailed out at glass prison break, which is less than 5 minutes I believe.
No way, I literally wouldn't watch this movie for free, even if they have away free snacks and tickets to a theater showing.
Watched it online because I didn't want to waste money on a theater ticket...
Say: "I'm taking my balls and leaving." In your best Vincent Price impression.
Why didn’t they talk about the fact the this movie had actresses who were 50s and 60s that were playing characters that were in their 20s
Well, maybe that reference in 5:53 does. 😅😅
Pitch Meeting already made a big deal about that in theirs
the casting for this entire movie was so bad it hurts me viscerally. lol Lilith could have been ok if we were getting LOTR era Cate Blanchett but the rest were absolutely f'ing terrible casting choices
some of the worst casting decisions, ever, easily.
esp when the lilith actress and tiny tina actress are both still very much around. I assume the rest are too.
Hey careful now! You aren’t supposed to notice that younger attractive hers are not allowed in media anymore.
5:00 this joke is unnecessarily harsh on Jack Black. He didn't ruin Star Wars, bands break up all the time sometimes with stupider reasons than this, and I don't care how annoying Claptrap was in this movie, it will not make me turn on him. Same goes with him being in the upcoming Minecraft movie.
Chat GPT is suing for them for plagiarism.
Had me dying!
Chat gpt would actually do a better job. I don't know what the jell happened.
Jack Black just taking the roles so they don't all go to Chris Pratt.
(You know Pratt would be completely on board to voice Claptrap and play Steve)
It's never a good sign when a big blockbuster movie gets pulled from theaters less than a month after release.
Why is it even called a blockbuster when it didn't even last a month in theatres?
Hell I had a hard time finding a showing 1 week after it was released, no wonder the movie did poorly in the box office if they even made it impossible for people that wanted to watch the movie to see it.
it was less than 2 weeks
two weeks buddy
@@snair4548 it fits the high budget and A list cast by blockbuster definition, at least.
In memory of James Earl Jones please say, "That torpedo did not self destruct. You heard it hit the hull and I was never here."
"I said speak your mind, Jack, but Jesus..."
"from the bear jew and the casting director of madame web" LMFAO
I didn't even know that they made a Borderlands movie. Sorta wish they didn't now. ☠️
In memory of the king James Earl Jones, please say “So whenever you feel alone, just remember, that those kings will always be up there to guide you… and so will I.”
This honest trailer has made more money than the entire theatrical run
4:31 "A true chameleon." We've gotten sarcasm in Honest Trailers before but this hit so absolutely, incredibly hard.
I didn't think I could want to see this less........Thank you for proving me wrong.
1:04 X-Men: Apocalypse called, they want their Phoenix effects back. 🔥
5:59 Oh good, Screen Junkies picked up on that already. 😌
0:13 so that why the casting was so dumb.
I thought the same thing, the casting choices were the first sign this movie would be awful
@@joeblow229the cast was way way too old for this film. By at least 30 years.
In honor of James Earl Jones, please say: "Let me guess, you like Star Wars. You know, I've been in other movies. But you don't care about those, do you? Well I have one thing to say to people like you: I like Star Wars too!" 💫✝
I'm pleasantly surprised to find a person of such high culture in this comment section. Thank you so much, my fellow good taste-haver! 🫡
Aww... I watched that episode not so long ago.
Wait, when did he say that? 😅
@@dps8629 IKR me too, it re-ran on TV just a few weeks ago. Crazy.
3:14 megatron wants to know your location
I'll stick with Tales from the Borderlands for having a coherent story.
What about New Tales?
@ChamarM I'll still take it over this.
The Pre-sequel is also actually pretty decent. This film makes BL3's story look good.
@@ChamarM I only got to the end of chapter 3 for New Tales and even without seeing the movie I can say with confidence that that pos game was better written.
Here's a quote for ya, "Pain doesn't make people, it's love that makes people. The pain is inconsequential. It's love that saves them."
please say "look at the stars, the great kings of the past look down on us from those stars, so whenever you feel alone those kings will always be there to guide you and so will I" in honor of James Earl Jones
He was speaking to us too 😢
"Nothing Anywhere All At Once" 😂
In loving memory of James Earl Jones and his first movie role in the masterpiece that is Dr Strangelove (or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb) can you say:
"Bomb fusing master safety is on - electronic, barometric, time and impact."
2:25 Nah you'd still hate it
5:30 If Warner Brothers is that desperate to enter the video game movie potluck, why not just make Detective Pikachu 2?
Probably because Nintendo/Game Freak are gonna stay over them during the whole making, aka. Whoever directs it won't have the ""freedom"" to do ""whatever he/she wants with the script"" (aka. Can't show everyone ""how much better"" their ""artistic interpretation"" is compared to the og script 👀)
Just do a movie version of 'Duck Hunt' with Ryan Reynolds voicing the dog.
Nintendo wouldn’t allow them to do something like this to Pokémon
I felt the air quotes when he said "cinematic adaptation"
In memory of James Earl Jones, can you say in his Mufasa voice from the Lion King: "Everything the light touches... is our kingdom."
Remember when Cate Blanchett was Lady Galadriel, Hela and Valka, those were the days.
Please say, “I… am Steve.”
Yikes, this is one of the most brutal honest trailers I’ve seen in a long time and I’m here for it.
Video game films return to their natural state. Also, I still want you to say "If you feel it, CHASE IT!"
Most of them, anyway.
Sonic The Hedgehog Movie 3 is looking pretty promising so far.
Especially Shadow The Hedgehog.
They never left. All video game movies are crap. Nothing has changed.
Honestly, I about peed myself with excitement when you made the Pablo Francisco reference. Foogin awesome!
With the stellar cast and the film's quality, they should have called this movie "Dragonball: Evolution 2".
And even that makes too much sense.
Roland in the movie is completely the opposite than in the game. And Krieg is just a fan favorite. That’s why he’s there
Meanwhile the driving force/guide Angel is missing.
I’m memory of James Earl Jones say “No. I am your father.”
4:49 must be the best part of the movie.
Oh yup. That's the only good part of the movie.
For James Earl Jones: “Be careful not to choke on your aspirations”
It’s been a long time since I’ve not wanted to check out a movie. I was so relieved when I saw the thumbnail!
why is no one talking about tina throwing the bunny bombs????? the CGI WAS HORRENDOUS like how do you not just do practical effects in a scene where a girl throws a doll with 0 effects you cant have her throw real dolls????? LMFAO this movie was a waste of money in every aspect
unnecessary CGI is truly the bane of current day filmmaking.
@@taln0reich We've learned nothing from Alien 3 🤢
yo the cate Blanchet joke was crazy I did not think you will go that far but RESPECT +
In memory of James Earl Jones, please say: “Remember who you are. You are my son, and the one true king.”
❤
Was waiting for that Pandora joke and you did not disappoint!
After Borderlands, The Crow remake, and the impending doom of Megalopolis, it might be time for Lionsgate to close shop or make another Saw sequel.
you called it! I just checked their upcoming films, Saw 11 releasing: 26th Sep 2025... 😆
A year from now we can look forward to:...a John Wick spinoff movie, a Dirty Dancing sequel (WHY), and yet another Hunger Games movie. woo..
@@missvt6640 I'm here for the Saw movies.
Jamie Lee Kurtis passed on being in One Piece Season 2 for this...
The sad thing is I can actually see Curtis being a good fit for Tannis (with better writing)...20 years ago.
@AdamGoodtime247 Same. For that reason, I don't necessarily mind them aging her up. Lilith is supposed to be young and prodigious, why cast someone so off?
Who was she gonna play?
Dementia must be setting in.
@@popegeorgeringo840she was begging to be Kureha because her daughter lives chopper but they passed her up for Peggy Bundy/Leela
Jack Black either nails or craps himself in a video game-based movie.
4:25 The literal hardest I've ever laughed at any Honest Trailer. "Can you belive that's actually Kevin Hart?! A true chameleon." 😂
In honour of James Earl Jones, say: Remember who you are. You are my son, the one true King. Remember.
The Vault in Our Stars is pure gold!
"The movie no one is talking about" killed it
Say this in honor of James Earl Jones please! Rip Sir! Best quote from The Sandlot. "I take it back, you're not in trouble, you're dead where you stand."
That’s the most of Borderlands I have ever seen.
The games are the best (well at least until BL 3) but the movie was mid. So much potential wasted.
6:27 That title screen is a better joke than anything in the movie
0:39 - The Bane gun from BL2...still kinda funny to hear
I was like PLEASE let there be some redeeming reason for me to not wait until it hits streaming... aaaand, nope. Thanks for the vid, SJ!
I didnt know this existed, and i wish it stayed like that.
“This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.”
RIP James Earl Jones
RIP to James Earl Jones, immortal star of The Meteor Man.
It certainly is telling that in Toronto, the movie is not in any of my local theatres after the first week and the closest place playing it is in Ottawa, lol.
Please do “Honest Trailers | The Cat in the Hat (2003)”!!! Also do Supercuts of every time he wheezes, laughs, or says “Oh Yeah!”, while he moves his arms up and down! 😂😂😂 PS. Don’t forget every moment he gets Conrad‘s name wrong.
Thank you for doing the Sid Vicious line. I genuinely thought that was really sweet. :)
"Cuuubes"
Come on, leave some of that for the Minecraft movie
i went into this movie drunk and still remember too much
Could you say, “I’m altering the deal, pray I don’t alter it any further”? In honor of James Earl Jones
The studio heads “we checked all the boxes with big name actors and a popular title. Why didn’t it work?”
Wait a second
The casting director from madam web
That makes sense
In honour of James Earl Jones (RIP), please say(from his famous Field of Dreams speech) "Oh... people will come Ray. People will most definitely come."
Please say "Reboots are the plight of all sentient beings..." in your best Optimus Prime voice. Thank you so much!
The best thing about this movie is when it got leaked on youtube in full high definition for a whole day and many times more people watched it here than in the entire cinema run of weeks :D
I turned it off after 7 minutes lol. I'm a huge borderlands fan and was willing to just watch a crappy popcorn flick, but not even 420 me could stand it
Do "Deadpool & Wolverine" next! LFG!
When it gets on Blu-Ray and Disney +.
This video made more than the movie on its opening weekend