How Be'lakor Treated His Son Archaon When Archaon was a Baby

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  • @Tarriff
    @Tarriff  24 дня назад +82

    A Father's Day Special Episode
    Be Happy & Appreciate that you all have better Fathers than Archaon
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    • @nvmtt1403
      @nvmtt1403 24 дня назад +3

      ngl, I thought this was lore friendly till dagobert yeeted him over a cliff lol.

    • @Tarriff
      @Tarriff  2 дня назад

      this was one of the failed attempts belakor has made

  • @TheWarmachine375
    @TheWarmachine375 24 дня назад +214

    Skarbrand: "At least you didn't get punted by Khorne and brought back by Karanak 8 times in a row!"

  • @TheWarmachine375
    @TheWarmachine375 24 дня назад +175

    0:27 Before he was Archaon, he was once Diederick Kastner.
    Raised by the Order of the Twin-Tailed Comet and became one of the Sigmarite templars who fought for The Empire.
    Until he learned of the Chaos prophecy and despaired.

    • @dongholiothesecond3324
      @dongholiothesecond3324 24 дня назад +30

      Bro just don't learn the prophecy smh

    • @jasperzanovich2504
      @jasperzanovich2504 24 дня назад +28

      That has to be the dumbest reason to join chaos.

    • @amandag.6186
      @amandag.6186 24 дня назад +28

      ​​@@jasperzanovich2504i mean he did end his own life because he didn't wanna follow the prophecy by be'lakor said no and eventually Archaon folded and did what he did

    • @ZetsubouGintama
      @ZetsubouGintama 24 дня назад +16

      Should have followed Lizard's Great Plan instead of Chaos prophecy scam.

    • @Artemisarrowzz
      @Artemisarrowzz 24 дня назад +37

      Dude is so much like Konrad Curze. "A prophecy says I will end up in jail, guess I'll start robbing banks to avoid it!"

  • @Legend-pi2cd
    @Legend-pi2cd 24 дня назад +93

    Family, chaos loves familys

    • @vyrxirian7139
      @vyrxirian7139 24 дня назад +1

      Family, family, family, family, family, family, family, family, family, family.😎

    • @Outside85
      @Outside85 24 дня назад

      All four chaos gods line up to point fingers at each other: "You bastard!"

  • @TheWarmachine375
    @TheWarmachine375 24 дня назад +71

    How the mighty have fallen on Trevor Belmont (Richard Armitage voiced him and Be'lakor). From a vampire hunting hero to the Daemon Prince of Chaos Undivided.

    • @lyazim7673
      @lyazim7673 24 дня назад +10

      Isn't he also Thorin from The Hobbit?

  • @user-mw2uj9yi1c
    @user-mw2uj9yi1c 24 дня назад +42

    Also he never came back with da milk

  • @classyserpent8778
    @classyserpent8778 24 дня назад +21

    I knew that kung pow reference was coming when I saw the priest. Love it

  • @inductivegrunt94
    @inductivegrunt94 24 дня назад +8

    That explains why Archaon destroyed the world, poor guy had daddy issues.

  • @darthkraven3257
    @darthkraven3257 24 дня назад +45

    Indeed Be'lakor was possessing the norscan warchief that well knock up Archaon's mother, biologically he is the son of that warchief but in terms of the soul his true father is Be'lakor.

    • @CommanderBohn
      @CommanderBohn 24 дня назад +3

      Doesn't this mean that Archaon is 2/3rd Norscan? Because at this point probably all Nordlanders are half-Norscans considering that Norscans settled in Nordland at one point (and the Emperor of that time didn't bother with removing them to the disappointment and horror of the Nordlanders) and both sides mixed over time to the point that current Nordlanders inherited many Norscan traditions and customs (but Empire-fide without any Chaos stuff).

    • @nvmtt1403
      @nvmtt1403 24 дня назад

      @@CommanderBohn sigmar expelled all norscans from nordland. its unlikely many settlements survived his purge.

    • @CommanderBohn
      @CommanderBohn 24 дня назад +5

      @@nvmtt1403 Nope. That mixing between pure-blooded Nordlanders and Norscans started in the times of Mandred Skavenslayer.

    • @nvmtt1403
      @nvmtt1403 23 дня назад +1

      @@CommanderBohn by the time of mandred, the norscans had already left the empire due to the plague. and they occupied marienburg territory, not nordland. this is clearly mentioned in the second book of the skavenslayer series.

    • @CommanderBohn
      @CommanderBohn 23 дня назад +1

      @@nvmtt1403 Nope. Norscans settled in Nordland during said plague while Mandred was busy with Skavenslaying.
      Source: Warhammer Fantasy RPG 2nd ED.

  • @Xelatheshep
    @Xelatheshep 24 дня назад +7

    Can you imagine the kind of family if Be'lakor and Morathi were married? The thought sends shiver down my spine.

  • @SebHaarfagre
    @SebHaarfagre 24 дня назад +7

    I guess the mother is Morathi.
    Also: was that channel banner always there? 🤣
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  • @diamonddog1416
    @diamonddog1416 24 дня назад +34

    Kung Pow reference spotted 👌

  • @jagahkhan4692
    @jagahkhan4692 24 дня назад +14

    Best father of the year award goes to..

    • @Outside85
      @Outside85 24 дня назад

      Morathi: Oh there are so many contenders...
      Malekith: Mom! :(

  • @user-jg8mh5zk3t
    @user-jg8mh5zk3t 24 дня назад +9

    Archaon is like the first child in WH1. He got all the power and strong chaos unit and being a threat. Basically, his family (chaos gods and CA) loves him.
    Now he got more younger brothers and sisters in WH3. His family kick him out of their home, take away all allowance, and have him paid for his siblings(CA cant milk more money from him). I understand why he would be a neet in other tarriff video lol.
    Did I mention he is also having less love than a dog that khrone gonna adopting in next update?

  • @nikolaosboukouvalas449
    @nikolaosboukouvalas449 24 дня назад +11

    Daily reminder that Archaon's mother unalived herself when she learned she would have him and Belakor had to rewrite the timeline to have baby Archaon make it.

    • @xaldrortenderofthevats8948
      @xaldrortenderofthevats8948 24 дня назад +5

      That wouldnt be the last time Belakor had to save scum Archaon's existence. Unless I'm mistaken, that's how Archaon got all the Chaos Mcguffins too, Belakor rewinded time a bunch.

    • @user-sd9dk5ir7v
      @user-sd9dk5ir7v 24 дня назад +9

      That is actually so incomprehensiblely stupid to me.
      At what point does anything matter in a story or world when the big bad guy can just rewrite history to his convenience.
      Is that one of the reasons people say end times was so shit? I never read those books.

    • @Quintus_Fontane
      @Quintus_Fontane 24 дня назад +5

      Well, not... really. The ET was shit not because it happened, but because the quality of its writing somehow managed to be lower than that of a sugar-fueled fanfic written by an upside-down, illiterate teenager with half-melted crayons. In one night.

    • @nikolaosboukouvalas449
      @nikolaosboukouvalas449 24 дня назад +2

      ​​@@user-sd9dk5ir7v Welcome to the "End Times". The most fanficy books of all times that ruined Warhammer Fantasy and that we all hate.

    • @nvmtt1403
      @nvmtt1403 24 дня назад +3

      belakor rewrote the timeline 8-9 times to keep archaon alive.

  • @thenightqueen0
    @thenightqueen0 23 дня назад +1

    “Be’lakor, in response, decided demonstrate proper throwing techniques.”

  • @Yacovo
    @Yacovo 24 дня назад +4

    Still a better father figure than Kor Phaeron. At least Belakor swaddled Archaon for some padding before throwing him. Thanks for the video.

  • @badgamemaster
    @badgamemaster 24 дня назад +3

    Well he named him, Diederick... or well allowed him to be named that...

  • @Z-1991
    @Z-1991 24 дня назад +4

    Poor little Archy
    (Risitas laughs)

  • @magnusmaximus1415
    @magnusmaximus1415 24 дня назад +5

    and thus begin the saga of archaon neverchosen...

  • @_TrashBoat_
    @_TrashBoat_ 23 дня назад +1

    Seeing a kung pow reference has greatly increased my mood for the day

  • @Arbiterjim
    @Arbiterjim 24 дня назад +3

    So.... Tariff has become a sort of lore channel too. Is Archaeon the son of Belakor?

    • @torlekjpec5708
      @torlekjpec5708 23 дня назад

      Yes, in Archon's book Belakor has wanted and many, many attempts and creating a Chosen of Chaos due to wanting to wanting to gain favor then overpower the four chaos powers and the only way to do that is with a human proxy who Belakor has sired (making it easier to demon posses Archon)

    • @Arbiterjim
      @Arbiterjim 23 дня назад

      @@torlekjpec5708 I've been devouring the lore for years and I never knew that. Thank you and Tariff both

  • @parkerdixon-word6295
    @parkerdixon-word6295 23 дня назад

    I was not ready for the Kung-Pow reference, well played.

  • @christophervalentine126
    @christophervalentine126 23 дня назад

    Never thought I would ever see a Kung Pow! Enter the Fist crossover with Warhammer.

  • @ZombifiedNappa
    @ZombifiedNappa 24 дня назад

    Not enough patricide. I'm going back to last year's Father's Day video to get my fill of dad.

  • @dankmagician9311
    @dankmagician9311 24 дня назад +1

    "A baby?
    **Gasp**
    A MONSTER!"

  • @aloysiusprasetyo3737
    @aloysiusprasetyo3737 24 дня назад

    😂 Belakor last name probably Mishima.
    Yeet a child of a Cliff tradition

  • @MrMogwaiMan
    @MrMogwaiMan 24 дня назад

    The kung pow reference was appreciated

  • @romanivantsyk2785
    @romanivantsyk2785 24 дня назад

    I can imagine Ace Ventura delivery guy parenting style.

  • @FreedomFighterEx
    @FreedomFighterEx 24 дня назад +1

    True Neverchosen origin story.

  • @talonmarshal
    @talonmarshal 24 дня назад +2

    Please put a loud volume warning in the title.
    Not all of us are Noise Marines.

  • @matthewfasciglione2923
    @matthewfasciglione2923 24 дня назад +1

    He really is.. the chosen one! YiiiiYiiiiieee! *winks*

  • @vivienboo1576
    @vivienboo1576 15 дней назад

    Archeon the evercrying

  • @memesofwarhemmer7076
    @memesofwarhemmer7076 24 дня назад +1

    Archeon wishes his Dady did not have to abandon him to the sigmar cult so he would have to hear sigmar one million times 😅

  • @n0n4me77
    @n0n4me77 24 дня назад +1

    That boy ain't right.

  • @Historyfrek4ever
    @Historyfrek4ever 24 дня назад +1

    The wilds are better alternative to being raised by Bel’agor.

  • @kaneslives
    @kaneslives 24 дня назад

    This is the best condom commercial I’ve ever seen. That being said…
    Karl Franz: Of course I’m pro choice! For obvious reasons….

    • @semi-useful5178
      @semi-useful5178 23 дня назад

      There is a career in Warhammer Fantasy RPG specifically for playing one of his bastards. And the man isn't even in his 40s yet.

  • @marcohubahib9160
    @marcohubahib9160 23 дня назад

    That’s why he’s the most successful entity in the whole franchise

  • @Astroga159
    @Astroga159 12 дней назад

    Kung pow Fist of fury
    Well done

  • @Marsuvee
    @Marsuvee 24 дня назад

    What a great movie.

  • @timeforthehammer1401
    @timeforthehammer1401 24 дня назад +1

    CHAOS GUY!

  • @user-kd5qc6ii2x
    @user-kd5qc6ii2x 24 дня назад +1

    Я також так сестру глядів, кричав коли й вона 😂😂

  • @82MPN
    @82MPN 24 дня назад +1

    Like Khorne and Skarbrand

  • @Greywarpfrog
    @Greywarpfrog 24 дня назад

    Wow

  • @user-om3wn4yb8q
    @user-om3wn4yb8q 24 дня назад +1

    They all banter 'bout Be'lakor being "Da worst", buut they don't mind no Fatherly figure for the Great 4 (Chaos Gods) being 'round!
    Like Father(s) like son!

  • @glasscannon1815
    @glasscannon1815 24 дня назад

    So are we now calling Belakhor "Betty" from now on?

  • @CommanderBohn
    @CommanderBohn 24 дня назад

    Honestly? I think Archaon being found as a abandoned baby was kinda different.

  • @SebHaarfagre
    @SebHaarfagre 24 дня назад

    Happy fathers' day. I mean 😂😂

  • @Lewdity
    @Lewdity 24 дня назад

    Father of the year

  • @captaintitus4637
    @captaintitus4637 24 дня назад

    Average chaos family

  • @Pandarian300
    @Pandarian300 24 дня назад

    wait....so how he became a templar ?

    • @torlekjpec5708
      @torlekjpec5708 23 дня назад +1

      Archon was raised by the Sigmar priest (I forgot if Archon left as a young boy or young man it has been about ten years since reading Archon's book)
      Archon became a Sigmar fanatic looked on as being one of the best.
      Archon turns his back on Sigmar learning that the cult is, mostly built on lies (having read Sigmar's book of his upbringing Sigmar is more of a proxy for Ulric)

  • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
    @MinscFromBaldursGate92 24 дня назад +1

    Kung Pow.

  • @MiguelSanchezDelVillar
    @MiguelSanchezDelVillar 24 дня назад +2

    Archaon even managed to get a girlfriend before joining chaos, proving once more that chaos is crunge and will only harm your loves ones

  • @golgothavirus
    @golgothavirus 24 дня назад

    So cute...bye bye..

  • @Banditlord52
    @Banditlord52 24 дня назад

    What is it with Warhammer and bad fathers? Belakor and the Emperor could have prevented their lives going to shit if they would just be there for their kids.

  • @michasalamon8315
    @michasalamon8315 24 дня назад

    Damn. A Monty Python life if Archaon would be actually a pretty dope series. So much bullshit happened there that Tarriff does not even have to make up anything ridiculisv

  • @orirotem2298
    @orirotem2298 24 дня назад

    😆😆😆😆😆😆

  • @alexandrpyankov430
    @alexandrpyankov430 23 дня назад

    Yeah, The End Times happened because of daddy issues.

  • @tonyfranksland428
    @tonyfranksland428 24 дня назад

    Ha Archon need not his father, he is destined to ravaged and burn the world who forsakes him!!

  • @user-mw2uj9yi1c
    @user-mw2uj9yi1c 24 дня назад +2

    FIRSTSUSSY !!