Ephesians 6:10-18 says, Finally, my brethren, be strong in the Lord, and in the power of his might. Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil. For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places. Wherefore take unto you the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to withstand in the evil day, and having done all, to stand. Stand therefore, having your loins girt about with truth, and having on the breastplate of righteousness; above all, taking the shield of faith, wherewith ye shall be able to quench all the fiery darts of the wicked. And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God: praying always with all prayer and supplication in the Spirit, and watching thereunto with all perseverance and supplication for all saints. The bible is no old book. You have to really let Christ open your eyes; to see the world in shambles. Many people say it's a religion to lock up people in chains, and say it's a rule book.. why? Because people hate hearing the truth, it hurts their flesh, it's hurts their pride, it's exposes on what things have they done..people love this world so much, s*x, money, power, women, supercars.. things of this world. Still trying to find something that can fill that emptiness in your heart. You can't find that in this world.. only in Christ, the bible is no chains, it's a chainbreaker. Breaking your sins into pieces... Repent now, and turn back to the true Lord only.. God bless.
As soon as the other guy said "against a woman", it clicked immediately and I had the clear flashbacks of the summon always with a hand raised against someone. lmao nooooo, the plot twist was crazy on this one😭😭
@@Rangerinwhite I don't remember how they are called but they are the spirit ash summon of the weak enemies you see in limgrave you know the one's with swords, torcher etc
@@Kaziko5453 wait wait wait, are you telling em i am handicapping myself when i summon by giving the boss extra health and defense? HOLY SHlT this game is so ahh
@@Dan_Kanerva People usually treat Ash Summons & Spirit Summons like cannon fodder anyways, as long as they stay alive, you still simply have a more of a advantage
Man, I thought he was gonna rizz Malenia up and I was gonna say "guess he put all his points in charisma" but then sh*t got dark so I guess he put all his point in misogyny 💀
Watching it a second time…the foreshadowing was Phenomenal! I was like “who is this summon always arguing with when ever he appears” I wot spoil it but once you find out you see how ol’ boy f’s around😂
First time i see this channel, this is the very first video i watch.... Im already subscribed 💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 love it. This is creativity 😂😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
"Let Me Solo Her" turned to be a completely different take 💀
I thought he was going to use his excalibur.
@@Silvercomet251 i thought so too
😭
Does he stream?
Let Me Fail On You
Meanwhile, the Mimic Tear summon: 🗿
Me and literally me.
@@vergil1494 At the end of the day, I can only rely on myself and I to do the job properly 🗿
I actually thought it was mimic tear the whole time and he finally got a good build at the end,
Black Knife Tiche: 🗿
Only I can help myself 🗿
Dawg the foreshadowing got me fucked up on the rewatch 😂
ONG THO😂😂
I love skits like these 😂😂
Facts
☠
BROOOOOOO THAT SHIT CRAZY DAWG
The moment he said, "I guess my experience finally clicked," I knew exactly what it meant.
I didn't expect the payoff to confirm it, though.
What kind of mad lad thought that? I thought it was a "Let me solo her" type of experience, not that "I beat my wife's" type of experience! 😅
I thought it was going to be Chris Brown but you know ...
This summon has some crazy lore ngl
Domestic violencer
💀
I swear bro managed to summon a worse summon than the wandering noble
Ahh, ADD summon
the Jellyfish is kinda trash too.
@@EdgeO419 jellyfish is a goat at aggroing
@@rktdw yeah and then swiftly getting one shot in the corner after 10 seconds of aimless floating around not procing.
@@EdgeO419Nah Jellyfish was a fucking tank for me first run through
Wait he was yelling at his wife in-between summons?!?!? LMFAOOOOO
Crazy foreshadowing 😂
😭😭😭😭😭
Lolo
Was kinda obvious
@@Rejii16 I honestly didn't pay no mind to it
And here I thought it was wholesome but it took a dark turn the "it's all your fault" makes sense now
222nd like
Ephesians 6:10-18 says,
Finally, my brethren, be strong in the Lord, and in the power of his might. Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil. For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places. Wherefore take unto you the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to withstand in the evil day, and having done all, to stand. Stand therefore, having your loins girt about with truth, and having on the breastplate of righteousness; above all, taking the shield of faith, wherewith ye shall be able to quench all the fiery darts of the wicked. And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God: praying always with all prayer and supplication in the Spirit, and watching thereunto with all perseverance and supplication for all saints. The bible is no old book. You have to really let Christ open your eyes; to see the world in shambles. Many people say it's a religion to lock up people in chains, and say it's a rule book.. why? Because people hate hearing the truth, it hurts their flesh, it's hurts their pride, it's exposes on what things have they done..people love this world so much, s*x, money, power, women, supercars.. things of this world. Still trying to find something that can fill that emptiness in your heart. You can't find that in this world.. only in Christ, the bible is no chains, it's a chainbreaker. Breaking your sins into pieces... Repent now, and turn back to the true Lord only.. God bless.
Bro is 1000% effective against woman bro's passive is misogyny 💀😭
I think I have that passive too, I’m gonna have to try it
its an active lmao
Equality
@@HhHHhKHKhhh... That's a joke, right...?
@@LimboLocalFunniProviderno shit
Imagine a fight between that summon and Marika.
He's approaching, very confident. He's laughing.
And then , she switch with Radagon.......
He loses attack strength with the process looking like the old school yugioh anime
Yooo love it 😂❤
Maybe he wins because he met Marika before Radagon
they gotta switch aggro whenever they switch genders XD
Ain't no way man self destructed
Lmao he actually said it was a self destruct spell later I'm done
It was in Spanish so he couldn’t possibly know what selfo destructo meant 😂
Trash😂
Oh he did 😂😂😂
The fact that there's WORST summons in the actual game than that 😂😂😂
love how he's using the bloodborne beckoning bell 😂😂
Its actually a beer funnel.
@@officegossipit’s just a funnel 😂
@@officegossip lmfao, he would have a beer bong 😂 hell yeah
You ring a bell in Elden Ring for ash summons.
@@Michael-bn1oi So Is the video titled "Being a trash ash summon" Or just "Being a trash summon"...😐
As soon as the other guy said "against a woman", it clicked immediately and I had the clear flashbacks of the summon always with a hand raised against someone. lmao nooooo, the plot twist was crazy on this one😭😭
My money was on him being Ye Olde Pimp
The wife beating ending fucks me up SO BAD bro 😭 We just wanted to beat the damn boss!
Same thoughts
Me too.😭
Technically we did,dare I say we ABUSED HER LOL
But you did.....At a cost
My favorite ones are the little nobles that if you summon them during a dragon fight they run away, curl up and start begging for their lives
Wait who is it? The little nobles?
@@Rangerinwhite I don't remember how they are called but they are the spirit ash summon of the weak enemies you see in limgrave you know the one's with swords, torcher etc
@@dragonslayer3552I believe it's the Wandering Noble Ashes you are talking about
Patches immediately says screw this and teleports out the fight.
"wandering nobles". If i remember correctly, you get them from the Dungeon to the west of storm gate@@Rangerinwhite
I like how bro beat every boss by himself and still calls this guy back almost every time
When you do have a summon active, Boss's health & some defenses increases, the host is just flexing =)
@@Kaziko5453 wait wait wait, are you telling em i am handicapping myself when i summon by giving the boss extra health and defense? HOLY SHlT this game is so ahh
@@Dan_Kanerva yeah but if you have a good enough summon like the mimic tear, it far outweighs the extra health the enemy gets
@@Dan_Kanerva People usually treat Ash Summons & Spirit Summons like cannon fodder anyways, as long as they stay alive, you still simply have a more of a advantage
@@Kaziko5453only works with npc summon not spirits
"deer, rabbits and uh... " i can't bro the script is too good
That ending character lore left me speechless... rewatching this now that I know makes it really dark... 😱😳
Syllus, powered by misogyny 😢
When you lied on a job application
Crazy Work
Remember, he didn't just fall.
He died too.
"DOMESTIC ABUSE!!!! ACTIVATE!!!!" , the summon thought to himself.
That twist at the ending...I did not see that coming.
Just like Gintama, Zura.
That's what happens when you don't read item descriptions. My friend made that mistake. Didn’t know he was summoning The Loathsome Child Toucher
You mean the, Foul Fledgling Fiddler?
You mean the, Dark Diddler?
You mean the, Malevolant Minor Molester?
Loathsome Dung Eater 💩
Well the spell was in spanish: Toucho Minoro
I believe there's hidden lore we have not unlocked yet about that Selfo Destructo attack.
💀😂
He gets so mad at his wife he teleport back to beat her
Bro was winding up that back hand.
TIL that misogyny is the strongest feat. That foreshadowing was clean.
The summon always being in the middle of domestic violence when called is such a funny touch 😂
That foreshadowing 😭. And you let him beat the boss too.
i saw that ending coming but like a lot more started falling in place after hearing it
Everyone remembers their first time with Margit.
He knocked me off so many times and called me out for panic rolling after deeing attacks would have long delays
"Put these foolish ambitions to rest" will forever be engrained in my head lol
Bro just freaking combusted LMAOOO
Bro learned to unsummon himself 😭
Patches does this during the Radahn fight when you summon him he leaves immediately.
@@EdgeO419Friggin' Fromsoft😂
@@Hydrofobic2001 tbf if someone summoned me to fight that mess id leave too.
Someone must extinguish thy flame, let it be MARGIT THE NOOB FILTER!
Man, I thought he was gonna rizz Malenia up and I was gonna say "guess he put all his points in charisma" but then sh*t got dark so I guess he put all his point in misogyny 💀
I'm cracking up by the time he falls off the ledge, this is Gold.
When the Jojo stand ain’t locked in
I kind of feel bad for these summons, i saw a video of someone putting a jellyfish up against malena...let them rest lol
It really is like that😂 Like "I'm sorry I've gotta do this to you, summon"
Feel like the laugh towards Malenia prepared me for the obvious at the end.
Soldiers of Godrick be like this sometimes but if nobody else gonna have my back I know for a fact they got my back even if they are ass.
This brings the whole meaning of "You got your victory, but at what cost" to a different level. Dang! 😭
That bass in his voice killed me.
Watching it a second time…the foreshadowing was Phenomenal! I was like “who is this summon always arguing with when ever he appears” I wot spoil it but once you find out you see how ol’ boy f’s around😂
Dude's somehow fighting Godrick in the Capital lmao
And a random omen in mohg's palace
@@blainemarquise and malenia in the elden beast arena
Godrick…in the Capital 🧐
Bro wtf lmfaoooooo the end, I can't. It got serious reel quick 😆😆😆
Dude your anime dark turns would make Berserk blush wtf that ending 😂
When I seen that smile, I was like "oh no🫢"
Bro summoned the wife beater summon that’s crazy
LMAO the ending lore of the summon is hilarious.
I knew his passive was woman beater!
NAH THAT ENDING IS CRAZYYYY
"his experience kicked in" had a whole different meaning after that twist
The story in this 8 minute video better than the entire star wars sequel trilogy fr.
His build could have been named “auto destrucción”
I loved this longer skit!
Plus the ending was so great😂
Selfto destructo is crazy🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The sword break was a nice touch
I thought that the summon beating Malenia was a Let Me Solo Her reference but NOPPPEEEE. I was caught off guard. 😂🤣
Mimic Tear: If I suck, thats mean you suck too
🤣🤣
The twist at the end 😂
Damn the lore! The plottwist!
This needs millions of views seriously this is top production n its funny as hell i pray it happens sincerely you deserve all the love ❤
Best summon in the entire game, the five dudes with shields
The foreshadowing is astounding
Bro wtf at the end bro has me chocking from laughter great shit
PURE CINEMA! IT WASNT UNTIL THE END THAT I REALIZED THE FORESHADOWING! Youre brilliant sir, keep it up!
Meanwhile the wolf pack summon gathering dusts after you finish dealing with Margit:
The self destruct had me on the floor
That blue summon is a great character, so many ideas.
Homie is out here playing the randomizer
Let’s show bro more love, RUclips fr doing him wrong
your videos are a joy in my life,thank you!!
We all know the best trash summon is the Jellyfish.
I seriously gotta play elden ring
yes you do.
Its just like this
Im literally laughing before the video starts because of his face in the thumbnail, gave it a like
5:50 is when the summon’s build counters a specific boss but is dog water against everything else 😂
turns out he was effective against women
/j
Nahh this skit next level (8 mins too! dayumm)
oh my god my abs hurt so bad, I haven't had a laugh this good in a while
It took me a while to get it. Damn... the power of misogyny is not be messed with.
3:08 constipated confirm
"Thats not even rumor That's definitely true"😂😂
the plot twist goes crazy
This is so funny and true at the same time!!
the noble spirit summons that literally cower in fear if you summon them against dragons 💀
i see that as an absolute win.
" with this treasure i sum-
Shit wrong fandom
Bro crazy how you twisted that at the end thoroughly entertaining 😂
OH so that's what it was every time, this might be the most shocking twist so far, great work!
3:30 dude you friggin' had me rolling on the floor with this one. XD
Selfo destructo is crazy 😂
Yo the dramatic switches are amazing. So funny
First time i see this channel, this is the very first video i watch.... Im already subscribed 💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 love it. This is creativity 😂😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Didn’t I tell you ta! 😂 ahh the replay ability on that line gold 🤣✊🏽
😂😂😂 Using noble sorcerer ashes be like:
This was a work of art👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾your acting is impeccable 😂😂
That foreshadowing was masterful. Subscribing!
ayo this was gold XD
Damn, the guy sure must be feeling terrible.
Love this video!!
03:08 The bros who use Glintstone Comet and destroy the bosses
gg to my summons