How to Play The Golden Order [Total War: Warhammer II]
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- Опубликовано: 14 окт 2024
- Transmuting dull spells into comedy gold.
If you're having difficulty making out the words in the final speech, here's a transcript: [directed at the Chaos armies] "Welcome to the Empire, gentlemen. I will not lie, the chances of your survival are small. Some may even have their skulls turned to gold. But you have my word, that I will use my arcane gifts to ensure you truly know SEARING DOOM!"
Gelt meme face made by my wonderful girlfriend: i.imgur.com/dX...
Full album of all the drawings she's done for me here: imgur.com/a/Sw...
Music is “El Tambor De Granaderos” by Ruperto Chapí, performed by Human Symphony Orchestra and very lightly edited by me (licence purchased from premiumbeat.com)
Like what I make? Consider supporting me on Patreon: patreon.com/yrridian
The font at the start is called "Balthazar Regular". Was it the best choice? Probably not, but I couldn't resist.
Also I better add some keywords so it's easier to search for this video: How to Play the Empire, How to Play Balthasar Gelt, How to Play Balthazar Gelt, How to Play Gelt.
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i miss this man so much
Same wondeer why he left
The original plan was to make "How to Play The Empire", but after two full campaigns as Franz I didn't have a story that was interesting enough for a video (not because the campaign is bad, my playthroughs were just lacking in good storytelling drama). Decided instead to go with Gelt and his magic, since that was one of the most interesting experiences I had while playing, but I've deliberately called it "The Golden Order" so there's still room for more general empire goodness in the future.
Did you try getting sword of kaine? I loved just sending franz in to BONK the enemy lord every fight.
welcome back man
@@znJakobnz ...How in the world the emperor would use an elven god artifact instead of the hammer wielded by Sigmar himself? For such heresy he would be dethronized immediatly by his men
Check out Enticity's Franz This is Total War campaign. Pretty much the only way to generate dramatic tension as Franz is to shake up the game a bit.
He is alive!!!
The Return of the King
And death again ☠️
Yup
@@hansshort9220 Agree
@@JohnSmith-qb9ex yes dad
this video is *golden*
The Ultimate Paladin Epic Crusader is here ! Hello there
Playing is gelt is so much fun he's just so broken especially in sieges where you can wipe out most of the enemy army before they even reach your forces, and once you pair him up with some rocket batteries you've basically won the game
Yeah artillery is really op in most total wars for example fall of the samurai i always destroyed armies without moving
Also when your archers and tier one spearman have 55 armor
@@polishperson0104 its OP in real life aswell
Was expecting stacks and stacks of hellstorms, instead got a staunch line of greatswords and danger close casting.
Never something standard with you, that's for sure.
It's what makes the videos interesting
gelt can qualify as a few hellstorm rocket batteries under the right conditions
BROKEN ARROW
It's interesting because Gelt would seem to be a pyrotechnics-loving dude, but his spells and his faction wide armor buff actually work best for your own infantry and cavalry.
This video: "Balthazaar sucks!"
10 turns later
"Ok, he's not SO bad"
another 20 turns
"Well damn, pretty good"
Another 20 turns
"I SHALL BATHE YOU ALL IN MOLTEN IRON!!"
This is the Gelt experience.
turn 8: "wow metal sucks"
turn 19: "okay he can spam pretty fast"
turn 30: "why am I not running out of winds?"
turn 40: "THE EMPEROR NEEDS ME, NOT SOME PATHETIC PYROMANCER"
@@purplefanta7142
turn 8: "he clearly is no warrior priest; his speeches suck"
turn 19: "well, he has at least used his arcane gifts to protect the souls of my dead comrades"
turn 30: "he is actually paying us, I can't believe it"
turn 40: "alright lads, lets get the boss his eldritch amulet, for -his own selfish studies- the good of the Empire!"
one day he will return
Your content is pure Gelt! I still watch the Lizardmen video sometimes as its too good to just play it once. Your content is without equal.
You could say that Yrridian's content is SUPREME
Every time I watch the lizardmen video, I have to watch the high elves immediately afterwards, and vice versa
@@SereglothIV When I watch those two, I watch his Archaon video. It's the whiteboard cinematic universe.
@@Anonie324 Like I came here right now after just starting a battle and hearing Gelt saying his thing. I AM SUPREMEEE!!
Wow, I just learned that all those drawing you use are made by your GF, you're a lucky man to have someone so close indulge in memes with you.
Some random Skaven lord: Life is cheap !
Balthasar Gelt: My spells even more !!!
I come back every now and then to enjoy your masterpieces
Hope that one day I'll wake up to a notification of your glorious return
Especially the West Rome series 😢
Some say he is still looking for a bigger whiteboard.
Needs more Hellstorm rocket batteries. Also you’re easily my favourite TW youtuber.
To be honest, i cannot wait for a "How to Play The Exiles of Khorne" with 3k+ weapon strength skarbrand with hp regen defeating the campaign on his own.
My hope in your returnal will never cease, hope you're in good health
Gelt is (eventually) actually one of the best spell casters in the game
Those 1 WoM spells do be poppin indeed.
A lot of other spellcasters might have better spells, but that doesn't mean shit when you cast Searing Doom 8 million times and turn their Frontline into shredded cheese
Please someone give that man a bigger whiteboard... one year and we still wait for continuation.
That Gelt's speech about turning chaos in to golds was so touching
I swear your ability to edit your videos to classical music is god-tier.
Also that final bit at the end with the whiteboard had me cackling.
Honestly, these "How To Play" series of videos has me emotionally invested. I'm so deeply satisfied every time we get a new one. The presentation is slick, they have an actual narrative arc to them, and the choice of using a whole piece of music instead of just bits and clips makes them feel so whole and complete by the end.
Love ya work, Yrridian.
Dont forget the memes!
Is all fun and games until you see that your enemy has a *TON* of greatswords and "The golden one" starts playing in the background
Looks like you managed to reap gold one more time from this game.
You make me feel better every time i come back to your videos. Hope youre doing well and live, dont get back to nerds like me if u got something. Gj.
Thanks for the comment, this seriously made my day! I needed a break for mental health reasons (nothing to do with the channel, you guys are really nice and supportive), but I'm hoping to have a new video out sometime in the next couple of months!
@@YrridianGOAT, take as long as you need before you’re comfortable with making videos again
OUR LORD HAS RETURNED TO BLESS US WITH NEW CONTENT!
Don't know if you still check this channel but mate this video is golden. Your finest work. I'd love some more please sir
This video is gold, much like gelt's enemies when he uses final transmutation.
He never got his bigger whiteboard RIP
We patiently await for your next video.
That final shot with CHAOS crossed out was far more satisfying than it should have been. Truly Supreme.
WELCOME TO ESTALIA GENTLEMEN.
I will not lie, I was so chuffed when that meme of a quote was included
Some of us may even turn speechless from laughter
Our objective here is an eldritch meme channel, that will make one laugh
I ask of this, not for my selfish entertainment, but for the good of the Empire!
*Paranoid by Black Sabbath plays in the distance*
Pls come back
Your choice of music is as refined as usual ... loved the video !
Do you know what the Music is called?
@@lg6205 look in description
Man did a Sam o' Nella
Spells and WoM are an action economy balance. The more effect per WoM you get, the better it is. This means a dirt cheap/free but mediocre spell can be better than a super strong but expensive spell, simple as.
Subbed for the FANTASTIC editing in line with the score.
THE NATION CALLS
I appreciate the commitment shown by gilding your own hand.
You would not believe how hard it was to wash that stuff out. If I look closely I can still see little glitter sparkles...
@@Yrridian "All that glitters is gold" Gelt Chad
I never noticed until now!
I could only wish a tiny piece of your great editing might touch me
I love that you use classical music for these. If you ever make one on Kislev, I feel like the 1812 Overture would be a good fit since Kislev is basically just Russia anyway.
It would be a good match, however he has already used 1812 overture as the music for a different video so I don't know how much he'd want to use it again
We need to get him a bigger whiteboard, i need this for all the Lords and factions
the little cry for surprise/scream at the end had me cracking up, I hope that when immortal empires comes out for III that you continue making these kinds of videos (and that you do get that bigger white board lol)
"get a bigger whiteboard"
I look forward to the next S-tier installment. An Yrridian video always perks up my day
That was Brilliant!
Now you must “Get Bear”
I wish this guy would come back
Mark the date because Lord Yrridian finally blessed us with his presence in form of new content
Hello? Waiting for another banger.
I like the fact that every content creator has decided unanimously that gelt is the face of the empire. Brings a tear to my eye
Rewatching this months later, only now did I notice you painted your hand gold 😂
that old classic banger hits to hard, great video mate :)
The cuts to the time of the music is so magnificent
No one edits quite like Yrridian. Truly Supreme
And when the world needed him the most, he disappeared...
I just love the editing in these videos man, it's dramatic, spectacular, intriguing... IT IS SUPREME
Thank you so much, for constantly expanded my collection of Concert Hall songs!!!
"Bad spells good when cheap" Is now my catchphrase.
I like how the length of the video is determined by the length of the non copyrighted classical music being played.
Got bigger whiteboard Yrridian? Good, we have w3 memes to make
In late game, i always go witth a steam tank doomstack with Gelt. Yes it almost costs 10k gold, but it's incredibly powerful, and having a Panzer division in WH 2 is kinda funny too.
I'll never get bored of these keep up the awesome work
When the world needed him most, HE VANISHED!
Thanks god he is back
"Welcome to the Empire, gentlemen!"
Well done, Magister Equitum, well done.
finally
Considering there have not been uploads for a year we can conclude he indeed become supreme and stopped at the peak.
I literally had binged all the videos yesterday and we are blessed with the best empire lord today
Honestly can't wait for you to dig into wh3 whenever immortal empires come out!
I've already got a song and a faction planned for the first immortal empires video, and I'm REALLY looking forward to it!
@@Yrridian amazing haha, looking forward to it!! Thanks for the videos :)
As a random RUclips user, I find your content entertaining. Good luck for future!
Question: If you were to play as the Asur right now, which faction will you choose, and which unit will you spam?
@@Yrridian I am betting my hard earned money on Skaven
We miss you Magister Equitum
He is back!!!!
When asked: "What is the name of the noblest of metals?" Thou shalt respond: "Gold.""
Balthasar Gelt
Guess it's time to go and rewatch all your excellent videos!
I wish to see a new masterpiece in the next months
Sometimes I still believe you're coming back
We miss you, please return. D:
The author of the channel is from Ukraine and is probably already dead 😔
@@sjdjjsjsjs3991 ruclips.net/video/umbcdlGMN4I/видео.html It seems he‘s from Australia.
@@sjdjjsjsjs3991 He's from Australia made
I was waiting this video for so long. Thank you Yrridian. You make my day.
By the comet. Gelts rampage! Angriff fur Kaisereich and Sigmar!
As always, excellent choice of music for the video. Loved the ending and the cheeky voice lines changes
Gelt is so op, he turns lore of magic which normally sucks into army devastator
Lots of TW content going around these parts nowadays, but your videos are still by far my favourite. Keep up the good work!
I LOVEEE GOOOOLD
Loved the ending 😂
Your keywords in the description works.
I just typed "how to gelt" and this came up first
God bless you
it cracks me up the gelt is the only reason lore of metal becomes viable at all I mean if you had the patience you could win an entire seige on just him and his mana pool alone once searing doom starts costing 1 mana.
I’m so happy you posted, love these videos
Hey man are ya doing ok? Your videos always made me laugh
Always a pleasant surprise to have a new quality video, this is golden
Has it been 50 years already. Oh how time has passed. Yrridian coming down from the heavens, throwing gold wolves at our faces then going back away riding a big whiteboard with a to do list written on it.
How to Gelt without any Katyusha launchers. Now, that's novel take.
good stuff my dude I love the content!
Played him same way once. Siege? He alone came to the gates and casted his spells non-stop. Took some time, but with mana-regenerating stick he had literally unlimited magic.
I appreciate how you played Gelt like a flying Ikit Claw. “Collateral damage? That’s not in my lore’s vocabulary.”
YOU HAVE MY WORD, THAT I WILL USE MY ARCANE GIFTS TO ENSURE YOUR BODIES ARE GIVEN UNTO MOR'S GARDEN. THIS IS THE GREATEST REWARD, MORE THAN EVEN GOLD, FOR THE FATE OF YOUR SOUL IS AN ETERNAL CONCERN.
"Since when did -Shepherd- Gelt care about danger close?"
Flashback to however many times I watched these vids during quarantine
Great video! Editing, music, everything
I just noticed how you had those mortars in that final battle and they were not even helping
Did they get turned to gold on accident
Love this channel
Well I mean, mortars are S3 AP1 in the boardgame, because their old S4 was evidently too broken or something, so they wouldn't be too useful vs the tincan bois anyway.
I love this channel, please don't ever stop, your doing Sigmar's work
Yrridian my dude the move is staunch lines of handgunners, a couple heroes and a steam tank to, well, tank damage, and 3-4 rocket batteries. Split the handgunners in 2 lines, one behind the other, and use Gelt to funnel them into your firing range of death. Meet Chaos in the right spot near Praag and every battle is a choke point. You can destroy as many consecutive stacks as the AI can muster and take few if any casualties.
By SIgmar I missed you Yrridian you glorious man
COME BACK BIG MAN WE NEED YOU
Any chance that you come back mate ? I just started Total War, and I love your videos on it
I had a delight watching this. Thank you.
Man, let me just say I love your videos. I know it's cliche, but I found this game on accident, and I was looking for videos to help me find out what the game was. These videos were such an inspiration to me, and I legitimately loved the music and theming that you put into them. I am ecstatic to see if you make more for Warhammer 3, as these are some of my most watched videos on RUclips, and I can't wait to see where you go! Good luck Yrridian. You're incredible. Thank you.