After this update, I was playing empire. I was shocked when ALL the dwarves were dad except the ones near skarsnik. I looked at the map, i was no longer strength rating 1, but 2. Grimgor was 1 now. he owned all of the badlands and all the mountains. Then he came for me. That conflict made the 'legendary' campaign feel legendary. Mind you, I lost, but it felt good to lose to orks for once
he should have gotten doom divers upgraded. with the new tech (On Second Thoughts) they get +50% ammunition and with Winged Ammo scrap upgrade they get +50% range. Goblobbers are trash for cheapsters compared to that.
You know, I’m fairly new to warhammer, and only started playing total war warhammer last week, so I wasn’t quite expecting Grimgor to be so... brutally eloquent in his diplomacy dialogue.
I wanted to write a large wall of text with facts and arguments regarding the gameplay, the choice of troops, the chosen technologies, the development paths, as well as the expediency of such a game, and then I realized .... *WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!*
They are coming. The tides of Rats, in their desperation, kept our attentions. So focused on their extermination, we never thought to ponder why they threw themselves so willingly into our jaws, we never considered they were running. As the last of the vermin perished, we looked to the north, and saw ruination, and unending conquest. The Empire is shattered, Karl Franz lost to the tides of war, their sparse bands of men fighting a losing battle to hold on. The Dwarf peaks have been washed in blood, their halls echoing with the clatter of crude steel and guttural howls. The Gods of Chaos reel in horror another pair having set their eyes upon the world, the Everchosen lies broken upon the fields of battle. The Old World trembles with the onrushing march of the Green Horde, and we stand in the jungles of the south, sharpening spears, awaiting the storm. The Last Defenders will stand, but for how long? What can endure this World War WAAAGH!!!! They are coming. And I don't know if we can stop them.
Dwarf: Orcs cannot push through a stout Dwarf frontline! Armor and axe we will hold! Rouge Idol: Impressive, let me give you a round of applause... *CLAP*
Its funny, in my current Empire campaign (legendary) Grimgor has wiped out every dwarf faction except the ones in Bretonnia, conquered all the badlands, border princes and worlds edge mountains, and confederated with every major greenskin lord. I declared war on grimgor on turn 80, thinking it would be a quick war. Things are going real bad real fast
It's quite astounding how hard it is to actually get Ghaz Maral for Karl Franz because by the time you can expand into the Badlands, most of the Orks are dead anyway.
Pro tip: the Bretonnians basically never drive the Skullsmashaz out of the Massif Orcal, and I've never seen the other Elector-Counts manage to drive the Leaf Cuttaz out of the Misty Hill either. Both of 'em work for the mission!
The best moment I had with the changes was just sending Grimgor alone with his army to Ulthuan with all skillpoints in his combat. Having unbreakable, quest items and going poundtown with just him there was insanly fun. Kinda more fun then fighting badlands for forever.
The remasters not terrible, people just expected full high quality animated cinematics, and new content. There's still updated models and cutscenes for reasons to purchase.
@@jamieenoshima5147 the remaster is terrible because it crashes 24/7 ... and because the animations tend to bug sometimes and then make micro impossible. also fucking units being not clickable behind buildings.. idk about you but waiting 40 minutes to fill a lobby just for the 3 guys using the remastered version to crash after 10 minutes is kinda sad to me.
I still remember the days me as dwarf high king crawling in world edge mountain tunnels and unable to get into plains. It was painful experience which these dwarfs are also suffering. Great video. It make me want to try Greenskins. Keep up the good work.
I literally live for those perfect alignment momenta when the AI works with you to perform some crazy battles like that one at Karak-a-karaz. Loved it!
Ah.... ya reolly pleazed Gork 'n Mork wit' dis un, lil' humie. Say 'ello to da fantazy ladz fo' me, alroight? CAUSE GREEN'Z DA BESTEST! *WAAAAAAGH!!!!*
Ah now thah a propah big thinkin, boss. Did yah know thah gork and mork were oncze gorkamork, morkagork. Wiz boiz zap zap cause my big thinkin to become big big thinkin to realize itz
@@robertkerton2993 'CAUSE AZ A TRU AN' PROPA KOMMANDO I'Z KNOWZ HOW YA SO SUM O' DAT SNEAKIN' AROUND DA 'UMIES! GATHARIN' DAT INTEL IZ VARY IMPOTUNT FOR STRATEGERING AN' PROPALY SHOOTIN' 'EM OUTTA DEIR DITCHES!
We need the Ikkit Claw expierience with all the diffrent weapon teams from firerats to laserguns over to rattlingcannons jezails and even my new favourite the Mortars which delete blobs of enemies.
@@SpaceKnight105 Wot da zoggin 'ell iz you talkin about? If youz wit Grimgor, dat paunchy git dies fasta den a gobbo in a squig-eatin contest*. Mork only knows why, but 'e ditches dat nice mountain inna middle of all da humies wot like wearin so many shinies, an' moves to dat floaty island fulla elfs**. *An' dats roight quick, 'cause squigs eat gobbos real fast. **Seriously, I have no idea what CA was thinking, but if you pick anyone _except_ Grom, his starting location gets moved to Ulthuan and he gets wiped within 10 turns. I'm lucky if I can even _see_ his faction before it gets killed, and that's if I send my starting shaman sprinting off towards him from turn 1.
Azhag Wurrzag and Grimgor are BFFs for lyfe. I'd love to see them hanging out on the battlefield, Wurrzag just dancing away, while elsewhere the stunties were getting krumpt.
Here's a fun thought: Imagine a threaten option in diplomacy. So you add it into a negotiation and set a setting, so if they don't do something you'll declare war or break an agreement or something. It'd come with a relations hit because you are literally threatening them, but maybe for Greenskins having a serious threat would actually be a bonus to relations, since they respect strength and being able to bash beardlings and goblin buggers to bits!
That would be really nice. A more diplomatic knife when you're super strong and people are just dicks, not confederating, not trading, not joining wars, etc. Etc. Etc.
Remember kids: be careful who you bully in the comments section
Found you!
Orcs not bully , orcs destroy!
Wat about merderin?
I'll admit it's a lot harder to bully grimgor into giving me his lunch money.
I still do it because I hate his existence, it's just harder now.
@@kenshy10 I have that with the wood elves, even if it's takes a long ass time. I still do it cuz I despise them.
Orks: Uses mass artillery
Dawi: Wait, that's illegal
Dawi: uses mass artillery
Orks: uses uno reverse card
@@ollie-zf3jj Ork: Hehe stupid stunty gits
*"Ha ha, Rockthrowazgosplaaatt!!!"*
That’s going in the book.
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This is Brutally brilliant
Or dare I say, Brilliantly brutal?
brutaly kunning
or kunningly brutal
Oi, oi...
Not ta' beginn noth'n, ba all yer gits know dat Gork is da best.
Dat it is, my boi
@@uninspiredname4445 Iz 'e da brutally kunnin' or da kunninly brutal? Ah, sod it! We'z can have a right good fight about it anyway.
if it makes sense to you, ye iz makin Mork proud
"How to be Diplomatic?"
Declares War on Everyone.
*grimgor*'I'd rather betray the world then have the world betray me'
An enemy of everyone is an enemy to none, or something like that
Hey grimgor wanna be friends?
WAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH TIME FOR BLOOD. IT'S KILLING TIME. KILL ALL DA THINGS.
.......ok.........we're in danger
@@discountchaos9606 HAAAAAY NO WAY THAT'S MY MOTTO
@@williammccroskey8162 ok I like that one but I would have yelled " FOR THE EMPEROR!!!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
After this update, I was playing empire. I was shocked when ALL the dwarves were dad except the ones near skarsnik. I looked at the map, i was no longer strength rating 1, but 2. Grimgor was 1 now. he owned all of the badlands and all the mountains. Then he came for me. That conflict made the 'legendary' campaign feel legendary. Mind you, I lost, but it felt good to lose to orks for once
I see a Man of culture
Dwarfs: you can’t out artillery us!! Grimgore: heh heh, flying rock goes smash
Y, the drwafs need an update next
Long range krumpin
he should have gotten doom divers upgraded. with the new tech (On Second Thoughts) they get +50% ammunition and with Winged Ammo scrap upgrade they get +50% range. Goblobbers are trash for cheapsters compared to that.
@@kingplunger1 I would love a legendary focused on gyrocopters
You know, I’m fairly new to warhammer, and only started playing total war warhammer last week, so I wasn’t quite expecting Grimgor to be so... brutally eloquent in his diplomacy dialogue.
His quest battle speeches are hilarious
‘ERE WE GO ‘ERE WE GO ‘ERE WE GO
Report to your local Inquisitor immediately, brother!
Dreadnought I dun wuch yoo talkin aboot, I’m feeelin fine right naow
@@imperialfist2304 Illusion increased to 100
You will fortify this comment section
'ERE WE GO, CROSS THE DWARF FORTS
'ERE WE GO, 'ERE WE GO, 'ERE WE GOOOO
Ere we go Boyz!
WHAAAAAAG
I gotz schemes!
WaaaaaAaaagh!!!
ERE WE GO!!! WAAAGH!!!
ERE WE GOOOOOO
I wanted to write a large wall of text with facts and arguments regarding the gameplay, the choice of troops, the chosen technologies, the development paths, as well as the expediency of such a game, and then I realized ....
*WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!*
Fair point
*WAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!*
In the name of our lord and saviour:
*GREEN IZ BEST LETZ SHOW ‘EM!*
Black orks: WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAQAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
GrimGor:
FOR GORK AND MORK WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHG
DIZ IZ WOT WE LIEK BEST! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
"Foot of Gork"
Two months later
"Quentin Tarantino to direct Warhammer Fantasy Movie"
Dan Schneider
AHAHHAHAHAH JEEZ
They are coming.
The tides of Rats, in their desperation, kept our attentions. So focused on their extermination, we never thought to ponder why they threw themselves so willingly into our jaws, we never considered they were running. As the last of the vermin perished, we looked to the north, and saw ruination, and unending conquest. The Empire is shattered, Karl Franz lost to the tides of war, their sparse bands of men fighting a losing battle to hold on. The Dwarf peaks have been washed in blood, their halls echoing with the clatter of crude steel and guttural howls. The Gods of Chaos reel in horror another pair having set their eyes upon the world, the Everchosen lies broken upon the fields of battle. The Old World trembles with the onrushing march of the Green Horde, and we stand in the jungles of the south, sharpening spears, awaiting the storm.
The Last Defenders will stand, but for how long? What can endure this World War WAAAGH!!!!
They are coming.
And I don't know if we can stop them.
Is that a canon quote?
@@antonikuak2740 Sadly no
@@antonikuak2740 it deserves to be.
@@antonikuak2740 This is warhammer, everything and nothing is canon
@@antonikuak2740 it's supposed to be a LoTR reference...like the scene in Moria with the last dwarvern holdout I believe
Dwarf: Orcs cannot push through a stout Dwarf frontline! Armor and axe we will hold!
Rouge Idol: Impressive, let me give you a round of applause...
*CLAP*
Its funny, in my current Empire campaign (legendary) Grimgor has wiped out every dwarf faction except the ones in Bretonnia, conquered all the badlands, border princes and worlds edge mountains, and confederated with every major greenskin lord. I declared war on grimgor on turn 80, thinking it would be a quick war. Things are going real bad real fast
I feel that it was still a quick war. Just not in your favor
He’z da best.
It's quite astounding how hard it is to actually get Ghaz Maral for Karl Franz because by the time you can expand into the Badlands, most of the Orks are dead anyway.
Pro tip: the Bretonnians basically never drive the Skullsmashaz out of the Massif Orcal, and I've never seen the other Elector-Counts manage to drive the Leaf Cuttaz out of the Misty Hill either. Both of 'em work for the mission!
You can use rebellions
@@InchonDM there is also Skarsnik, he usually turtles up and most around him wont attack so you can leave him for a nearby greenskin battle to have
2:08 and the laughter is pure art
Gork and Mork smiles on this greatly! (Seriously awesome video man greenskins is one of my personal favorite factions in this game)
The best moment I had with the changes was just sending Grimgor alone with his army to Ulthuan with all skillpoints in his combat. Having unbreakable, quest items and going poundtown with just him there was insanly fun. Kinda more fun then fighting badlands for forever.
I haven't heard Peons in so long, damn the nostalgia is hurting me
I howled in laughter when I heard "Sumthin' need doin'"
The remasters not terrible, people just expected full high quality animated cinematics, and new content. There's still updated models and cutscenes for reasons to purchase.
@@jamieenoshima5147 oops i commented something stupid and had to delete it. i totally skipped half your statement..
@@jamieenoshima5147 the remaster is terrible because it crashes 24/7 ... and because the animations tend to bug sometimes and then make micro impossible. also fucking units being not clickable behind buildings..
idk about you but waiting 40 minutes to fill a lobby just for the 3 guys using the remastered version to crash after 10 minutes is kinda sad to me.
I come back to this from time to time.
That's how good it is.
I was just watching the Norsca experience and this went off in my notification bar.. COUNTRY DAKKA TAKE ME FASTAH
TO DA PLAAAAACE, WHERE I CAN SMASHYAAAA (TO BITZ YA GITZ, GET GET YOUR MOIND OUTTA 'A' GUTTA OR I'LL KRUMP YA!)
I love it when games show what Orks really are in the lore: a pretty much unstoppable tide of green.
I still remember the days me as dwarf high king crawling in world edge mountain tunnels and unable to get into plains. It was painful experience which these dwarfs are also suffering. Great video. It make me want to try Greenskins. Keep up the good work.
I literally live for those perfect alignment momenta when the AI works with you to perform some crazy battles like that one at Karak-a-karaz. Loved it!
You know it's a good day when you manage to out artillery the bloody dwarfs
YES YES FINALLY A VIDEO WERE GRIMGOR ISNT A MEME AND ISNT GETTING BEAT UP FOR HIS LUNCH MONEY WAGGGGGHGH
Random player: "Orks have the weakest spells of all"
Foot of Gork: *exists*
Me: "haha dwarfs go squish"
Meanwhile: Malagor now start with Vampiric Attrition.
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You are my favourite Total War Warhammer youtuber. You put a lot of effort in your videos keep it up !
Can we just appreciate the perfect moment at 1:57-2:06 for soundtrack,scene, camera angle that fit so perfectly 🤣
That incredible clap and follow up laugh I think sums up perfectly how we all felt picking up Green skins after the rework.
BWAHAHAHHAAHAHA
Ah.... ya reolly pleazed Gork 'n Mork wit' dis un, lil' humie. Say 'ello to da fantazy ladz fo' me, alroight? CAUSE GREEN'Z DA BESTEST! *WAAAAAAGH!!!!*
Needs moar DAKA, Boss York
@@Arkaeus04 Datz roight, but ya can let dat un slide, they'z iz still just an humie who can't appriciat da glori of DAKKA.
Ah now thah a propah big thinkin, boss. Did yah know thah gork and mork were oncze gorkamork, morkagork. Wiz boiz zap zap cause my big thinkin to become big big thinkin to realize itz
WHY'Z YA WHISPARIN YA GIT
@@robertkerton2993 'CAUSE AZ A TRU AN' PROPA KOMMANDO I'Z KNOWZ HOW YA SO SUM O' DAT SNEAKIN' AROUND DA 'UMIES! GATHARIN' DAT INTEL IZ VARY IMPOTUNT FOR STRATEGERING AN' PROPALY SHOOTIN' 'EM OUTTA DEIR DITCHES!
I feel the sudden urge to yell
ITS CHOPPING TIME
Each and every one of these is a work of art
We need the Ikkit Claw expierience with all the diffrent weapon teams from firerats to laserguns over to rattlingcannons jezails and even my new favourite the Mortars which delete blobs of enemies.
Oi don’t forget to confederate with 2 goblin kings and the slaughterer
Oi dat git Grom can’t make it 10 turns ‘fore he gets good an krumped
Where does Wurzzag Da Great Green Prophet fit in?
@@morgancollins6358 well ofcourse by umies of brettonia
@@SpaceKnight105 Wot da zoggin 'ell iz you talkin about? If youz wit Grimgor, dat paunchy git dies fasta den a gobbo in a squig-eatin contest*. Mork only knows why, but 'e ditches dat nice mountain inna middle of all da humies wot like wearin so many shinies, an' moves to dat floaty island fulla elfs**.
*An' dats roight quick, 'cause squigs eat gobbos real fast.
**Seriously, I have no idea what CA was thinking, but if you pick anyone _except_ Grom, his starting location gets moved to Ulthuan and he gets wiped within 10 turns. I'm lucky if I can even _see_ his faction before it gets killed, and that's if I send my starting shaman sprinting off towards him from turn 1.
Not ta mention da Great Green Jesus.
We need part 2
3:37 That is a sight my eyes longed to see
This still has to be one of my favourite videos on this entire platform.
I just rewatched the Norscan Experience today and I have been blessed
GONNA STOMP OUR WAY TO THE END OF DA WORLD, THEN TURN AROUND AND DO IT AGAIN! BLACK IS DA NEW GREEN!
"I will build a great WAARRGGHHHH!
... and make da Stunties pay for it."
- President Grimgor
Such an epic combination of music and gameplay. Brilliant, man. Brilliant!
Best total war Channel ive watched in a while
Your vids are amazing ! I can't stop keep watching them again and again
Brilliant video
I can’t stop watching this video
I wasn't expecting country roads in a grimgor vid but boy is it a welcome surprise
Grimgor: outnumber almost three to one
loses 33 orkz and slaughters 2000 stunties
CA: cLoSe ViCtOrY
I expect to hear the DoW 3 WAAAAGGHH theme for the finale.
Came here for the memes but the music made me zone out for the entire video, good stuff
So Da Boss Maximus 'as taken de artillery approach jus like in is Humie Campaign!
BIG FINKING! WAAAAGGGGHH!
Wha if youz play az dead uns?
Which ones The Vampire Counts, Vampirates or the Skelly Boyz?
Make 'em git back up, dead fings follow da toughest dead fing
@@ImperatorTrajun Undead confirmed for actually just orcs with a skin condition
YES YES YES THANK YOU FOR LISTENING TO ME ON STEAM
I see Robertus Maximus has uploaded, "omg yes, another journey here we go"
FUCK I'm already 2 mins into this and the editing is amazing
EDIT: Not amazing, SUPERB
This seven nation army mix goes so unbelievably hard
The Total Waaagh!!! Update was a blessing
Finally it feels like an accomplishment stomping the hated Urk and Grobbi
The green skins getting brutalized in the opening hit hard lol. Those were the dark days
Making Gork and Mork proud
now dis is a nice and proppa wagggh
We need the other side of the perspective, the clan angrund perspective
No
Stunties deserve death
@@MrGamer-xd1pf Silence thaggoraki
Great job as always love the videos cant wait for the next.
the GOAT of warhammer content is back
2:30 Ah nice good old days of Warcraft 3
Before greenskin update: ehhh they suck After greenskin update: WAAAGH
In Warhammer 3 i now miss the order-tide.
Da boyz finally got em' a gud brawl
Excellent choice of music and great stomping boss!
That’s a grudgin’.
this is simply art
Thorgrim: *has artillery *
Grimgor: *laughs in green *
Bro that shot of that golem is epic.
I love this channel's content
That was WAAAAAAAAAAGHNDERFUL!
Hits different watching this aftet tw3 3.0 update
This is pure gold. please make vampire counts next.
Ork Game Devs > Bugthesda
Orks: ITZ JUSZ WORKZ!
6:14
Dwarf: Our clans will show us-
Foot of Gork: *Stomp*
Dwarf: RUN!
God the seven nation army bit was so cathartic....
Say ma name, SAY MA NAME !
"From long experience have I learned, that underestimating the Greenskins, is a fast route to the grave."
Doesn't matter what universe, doesn't matter what timeline. Give them a reason the chance, and orks WILL kill you.
I am so glad I found this channel. WAAAAGH!
Nice the quality of vid is getting better by the day
He out artilaried the dwarves
Me n' Da Boyz Krumpin Midgets, Pointy ears, and weak hummies
2:27 Da Warcraft Peon boyz :) *sheds a tear*
Oh how the green tides have turned
Our lords and saviors GORK AND MORK HAVE ANSWERED OUR PRAYERS !
You’ve got some great content brother!
Azhag Wurrzag and Grimgor are BFFs for lyfe. I'd love to see them hanging out on the battlefield, Wurrzag just dancing away, while elsewhere the stunties were getting krumpt.
eyyyy let's go, here goes best warhammer RUclipsr
Watching this video before actually purchasing the game made me finish my first campaign ever as Grimgor. And boy, what a ride it has been
When The foot of grimgor is litteraly a doom rocket with infinite uses and no campaign costs
The foot of Gork is best against infantry on walls. It’s that crazy animation that makes it so memorable for me
6:10 Stando power!
When you corner camp as orcs vs Dawi
Book of Grudges says that's illegal
Here's a fun thought: Imagine a threaten option in diplomacy. So you add it into a negotiation and set a setting, so if they don't do something you'll declare war or break an agreement or something. It'd come with a relations hit because you are literally threatening them, but maybe for Greenskins having a serious threat would actually be a bonus to relations, since they respect strength and being able to bash beardlings and goblin buggers to bits!
That would be really nice. A more diplomatic knife when you're super strong and people are just dicks, not confederating, not trading, not joining wars, etc. Etc. Etc.
@@JacopoSkydweller Yeah, other factions refusing to confed despite the fact you own half of the Old World is just silly imo.
Now thats is a experience I wanted to see!Also WAAAAAAGH!
2:03 oh how cute! Rogue Idol just wants a hug...
Good video, going right into the book.
Do the high elves next :D! That one High elf that is mortal enemy of grom the paunch. Now that would be epic to watch :D!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! For the algorithm boyz!