@@lrgogo1517 For the first time they took out all of the rocky bits from their fossils too. Maybe it'd've held together better if it wasn't purified as much as it was.
Have you seen the new Game Theory video where they suggest that Pokémon such as Alcremie evolved (the original definition) to resemble human food so that they could attack humans?
Malamar's Shield Dex entry: "It's said that Malamar's hypnotic powers played a role in certain history-changing events." Malamar is canonically responsible for war crimes. Never forget that.
Why are we even debating if someone did this? Not only do we know that someone did this, we even know who performed the deed. It was JWittz himself, in his careless, madness driven hunt for shiny Wooloo.
The Hattena line is definitely the most ominous I’ve seen so far. Imagine you just broke up with your significant other and your hattrem just beats you to death
Just carry a team of only Gardevoir with you, if you come across any of the Hattrem line, the Gardevoir will risk their life for you. Since there's like 6 Gardevoir, the Hattrem is most likely gonna regret being stupid for attacking someone whose sad and minding their own business.
I’m pretty sure Cara Liss wrote the entries herself to cover her crimes. Why else would the Pokédex entries be all like “This is how they lived and died. The end.”
@@Cottonmouth255 That's not a headcanon, that's the actual point, because we know that she literally glued two different fossils together, they didn't existed as abominations in the past.
Those pokedex entries are inaccurate because those pokemon didn't exist to begin with. They're artificial hybrids of PARTS of pokemon that existed in the past.
I kind of imagine it that when Hatterene senses strong emotions, that causes it pain and any creature will respond violently when in pain, regardless of whether it was intentional or not. You could have one on your team, so long as you control yourself. Feeling emotions is fine. Overexertion will hurt your Hatterene and cause it to fly into a rage. Still, probably a good idea to have a Gardevoir on your team just in case.
@@GM.Nobody The hardest challenge of catching a Shiny Hatterene is to control your hype. You get too excited- or excited _at all,_ you risk scaring it off or _Worse..._
The fossils most certainly are homunculi, not just species that died out due to terrible evolutionary traits. They are pokemon (that seem really great apart, actually) that were spliced together into monstrocities.
A reference to early archeology where they often up together bones that didn’t actually belong to the dinosaurs they thought they did and if they were brought to life in that state they would be suffering
The fossils are a reference to Britains historical misconduct of debasing and changing historical and archeological finds to fit a narrative they want to make.. so yes, she went and combined fossils, and then brought them to life.
Yeah but as someone who lives in England I can tell you that sword and shield is not an accurate portrayal of the UK because... THERE'S NO PUBS! If it was realistic there'd be one around every corner!
Let's not forget Golisopod's Shield Entry: "They live in sunken ships or in holes in the seabed. When Golisopod and Grapploct battle, the loser becomes the winner's meal."
I just named mind Ifrit...but finding Sizzlipede is not easy at all when it's a 1% encounter in the grass on Route 3 (yes there is the one that you will always find in Kabu's gym but if you want one earlier then have fun looking for it)
It’s probably a reference to the hinotama. In the art of ancient Japan, human souls are shaped like balls and are surrounded by supernatural blue flames.
I was spoiled ever so slightly on the evolution theme, so I gave mine the name 0-0-Sobble (pronounced Double-O-Sobble, if that wasn’t obvious enough ;u;) I’m so satisfied with the results it still makes me grin over a week later
Raboot: It kicks berries right off the branches of trees and then juggles them with its feet, practicing its footwork. Dan Schneider: *sweats profusely*
I’m kind of curious about the hat entries. They really don’t go into the why of it. Is it because they’re such extreme empaths due to psychic ability that any level of emotion and noise causes them intense pain?
My take on Runerigus' dex entry is that it's a completely different entity than Yamask. That by weakening our Yamask to "evolve" it it succumbs to the hostile spirit that is Runerigus. Literally sacrificing our sweet ghost boy for an actual malevolent spirit.
According to the Sword dex entry for Yamask, it's the slab itself which is possessing the Yamask and not the other way around. Weakening Yamask must allow the slab to take over, hence Runerigus being a new Pokemon and not Galrian Cofagrigus.
Yeah, basically, when you walk under that slab, your Galarian Yamask will get ambushed by it and absorbed if too weak to fight back (aka it took 49+ HP of damage)
The shield entry for Galar Yamask describes the slab's Yamask host as a vengeful spirit. Guy just wanted revenge for whatever and you let a rune demon eat him!
Here's my favorite. Tsareena's entry from Pokemon Shield: "A kick from the hardened tips of this Pokémon's legs leaves a wound in the opponent's body and soul that will never heal."
Here's one new one. In shield, reuniclus entry says that the liquid around it is full of wisdom if you drink it but is deadly to anyone but reuniclus itself.
Apart from wanting to save them from the horrific fate that Cara Liss cruelly imposes upon them, I’m legitimately curious to know what they actually looked like. The bird head might belong to a feathered raptor and the fish head looks like Dunkleosteus. The Pokédex could even explain the advances in paleontological knowledge that allowed scientists to recover the whole fossils.
6:55 Dracofish could use a Dewpiter as a sort of space helmet. Dracofish gets to hunt on land, Dewpiter gets food from Dracofish's kills and protection from any potential predators
You can tell she combined two fossils looking at those bodies.. though the cultural and historical nod to Britains.. ahem, lack of respect towards historical sites back in the day and the various archeologists who would create false dinosaurs by combining the fossils of two or more species found at a dig site is quite hilarious.
Glad to know I wasn't the only one who thought of the thematical warnings from Jurassic Park when I revived my Dracovish. I felt so bad for it's existence that I kept it on my team for the whole game out of guilt! Whenever I went camping, all of my other pokemon were afraid of it. xD lol WHAT HAVE WE DONE
Yeah the fossils creeped me out too. Maybe they're a warning sign that science goes too far with life sometimes. Speaking of warning signs....Galar corsola. Need I say more
I kinda thought that too; those stripes of "dough" on it's back look like they could be shed and regenerated, and I assumed that's what the Pokedex was referring to.
Whismer: _"Papa? You said our kind originated from the Galar region. By any chance you think we can go back to see our hom--"_ Exploud: *_"NO!!!_*_ ... ERM, NO MY SON. I'M AFRAID WE CAN NEVER GO BACK..."_ Whismer: _"But Papa, why is that?"_ Exploud: _"... IT'S... NOT OUR HOME... not anymore..."_ (stares off into space and quietly runs his trembling hand over the grisly, Hatterene claw-shaped scar across his blinded left eye...)
Morgrem's Pokedex: When it gets down on all fours as if to beg for forgiveness‚ it's trying to lure opponents in so that it can stab them with it's spear-like hair.
Alcremie is my new fav pokemon for many reasons, but the fact the Pokedex tells me how she tastes does seem pretty creepy... Was someone out there licking all 63 alcremie versions and noting how each tasted?
Jesus, the fossils look like malfunctioning Mr.Potato Heads. All these parts being shoved where they don't go? I almost feel bad that I restored a Dracovish now.
Yeah, they definitely aimed for that early fossil war theme here. You know that time where every single paleontologist wanted to be the one that discovers a new unheard-of species and ended up mixing bones to their likings. I mean even now it seems we still misinterpret fossils quite a bit.
5:52 This reminds me of a Twitter post I saw the other day. Someone took a gif of these fossil Pokemon and dubbed it over with that derpy sounding harmonica version of the Jurassic Park theme. 😂
Yep, its based on the England fossil craze back in the day, when palenteologists would try to one up each other by smashing together bones to make new species
I love the not-so-subtle shade that this generation throws at Victorian-era British paleontologists with the fossil Pokémon. Like, “Just throw all the bones together and say we found something new!” It’s hilarious to see the dex struggle to come up with a description for them that can even approach an explanation for how these mismatched fossils would have functioned if they truly represented a Pokémon.
As much pain the fossils are in, I still absolutely adore them, and they're some of my favorites from the generation. The freaks need loving too, ya know?
@@Pineapply_Queen www.deviantart.com/taffywolflccomics/art/The-drummer-821736872 Here it is. Didnt know if it'd be rude to send a link of your own content in someone elses video .
Dreepy's Sword Pokédex entry: "After being reborn as a ghost Pokémon, Dreepy wanders the areas it used to inhabit back when it was alive in prehistoric seas." Can you imagine if you used to live in a part of the sea that is now either the middle of the Sahara desert or the top of Mount Everest and get reborn as a ghost there? That's just messed up.
I found some pokedex enteries Gourgiest in Sword: Eerie cries emanate from its body in the dead of night. The sounds are said to be the wails of spirits who are suffering in the afterlife. Morgem in Sword: When it gets down on all fours as if to beg for forgiveness, its trying to lure opponents in so that it can stab them with its spear like hair.
2:55 it doesn't eat the shell...and when they're traded karrablast ends up with the shell But that doesn't explain how shelmet is fine after the trade... orr is that why its evolved form is all bandaged o.o
After seeing the whole Hatterene line entries, how they don’t like a lot of emotion or prefer to be away from people These Pokémon are just big introverts
Holy crap, I remember this guy since his “Top 10 Best Pokéballs” video I watched like five times when I was a kid. Can’t believe this guy still does these videos and has the original intro. Keep up the great work, man.
Me: wow hattrem, you did great in that battle, I feel a strong sense of pride and potential in yo- Hattrem: iare thosestrong emotions I sense? *so you have chosen, death*
I love how one of dragovish's entries are that it's an incredibly awkward design as it is made for land but has to breathe in water and the other says it went extinct because it was the apex of apex and literally hunted all it's food to extinction
pokemon: exists
pokedex: it probably killed someone
pokemon: defossilized
pokedex: it’s probably dying
@@lrgogo1517 For the first time they took out all of the rocky bits from their fossils too.
Maybe it'd've held together better if it wasn't purified as much as it was.
Runningon Cylinders actually no this time we just kinda shoved them together into agony because half n half
Have you seen the new Game Theory video where they suggest that Pokémon such as Alcremie evolved (the original definition) to resemble human food so that they could attack humans?
GF do amazingly well at creepy entries, it's not full horror but opens the door for people to add their own theories to pokemon.
Malamar's Shield Dex entry: "It's said that Malamar's hypnotic powers played a role in certain history-changing events."
Malamar is canonically responsible for war crimes. Never forget that.
That's my boy!
Malamar did 9/11.
Reminds me of The Silence from Doctor Who
Remember the episode in the anime where they tried to destroy earth?
@@shortfuze6870 They weren't trying to destroy the Earth, they were trying to terraform it. Which of course would have killed most of the population.
I'm disturbed by wooloos dex entry: someone literally pushed a wooloo off a cliff to test it's springiness
Or maybe just saw one fall off a cliff.
Yeah, they could easily roll off a cliff unawares.
@@DissedRedEngie basically it can be 3 ways, someone saw it fall off, someone saw it roll off or someone pushed it
Why are we even debating if someone did this?
Not only do we know that someone did this, we even know who performed the deed.
It was JWittz himself, in his careless, madness driven hunt for shiny Wooloo.
It was probably Jwittz after knocking out the 4000th non-shiny Wooloo
No wonder bede never feel too down about losing. He can’t risk it or he going to get beat by his own Pokémon
But he talks so much, I'm surprised he wasn't beaten already lol
lol
He looks like a grandma
@@RealLofef fitting considering he replaces Opal.
Fairy types in general are fun. In fact, even Sylveon is a real killer.
"My girlfriend just left me, I feel terrible..."
Hattrem: **smashes my head in**
It will do the same if you had a good day.
Gardevoir will protecc you
Well at least you don't feel bad anymore
"Today I met my new girlfriend!"
Hattrem: *Chainsaw to the face*
@@Dstag probably the best thing to come out of this gen is the slap fight between Hatterene and Gardevoir.
The Hattena line is definitely the most ominous I’ve seen so far. Imagine you just broke up with your significant other and your hattrem just beats you to death
Just carry a team of only Gardevoir with you, if you come across any of the Hattrem line, the Gardevoir will risk their life for you. Since there's like 6 Gardevoir, the Hattrem is most likely gonna regret being stupid for attacking someone whose sad and minding their own business.
@@SSDARKPIT gardevior and hatterene are now natural enemies according to the fandom similar to lucario and zoroark.
@@peachibread1983 Awesome!
I love it. Gonna use it on my Shield team
@@SSDARKPIT See problem is that you will likely still lose a gardevoir in the process.
I’m pretty sure Cara Liss wrote the entries herself to cover her crimes. Why else would the Pokédex entries be all like “This is how they lived and died. The end.”
My new headcanon.
Yeah I think it's very clever.
@@Cottonmouth255 That's not a headcanon, that's the actual point, because we know that she literally glued two different fossils together, they didn't existed as abominations in the past.
Double Dee Edd Boy it would be cool if in the future we could get their ACTUAL natural states.
Those pokedex entries are inaccurate because those pokemon didn't exist to begin with. They're artificial hybrids of PARTS of pokemon that existed in the past.
Oh boy can you imagine what kind of news the Pokémon world has?
"Child in his 10th birthday shredded alive by family's Hatterene"
Still 10/10 would date.
@@user-mh9dx7nz2r Hold up
@@user-mh9dx7nz2r
I'd rather date a nickit.
@@cortster12
*Bruh*
@@Halleretta
Nickit are just as deserving of love as Hat girl.
Golisopod (Shield):
“When Golisopod and Grapploct battle, the loser becomes the winner’s meal.”
Heracross X Top Ten Anime Battles
Yeah, that's... That's how nature works. What? You thought all pokemon were vegan or something?
@@williamkennedy7846 have you forgotten that even plants are pokemon, a pokemon could be full vegan and still eat other pokemon
Considering typing, pribably golisipod wins, bug and fighting resist each other but golisipod is al so water so it can hit back
I saw this when I evolved my Wimpod and I stared at it for like five minutes lol
Breaking news: Honedge, a man who's too angry to die.
Every ghost pokémon ever
Guess he played too much Undertale
The Legacy of Doomguy is never finished.
So honedge is Tryndamere from league?
Humans are Pokemon. They become Ghost pokemon when they die vengeful deaths.
Bruh there's the new Beheeyem Pokedex entry:
"Whenever a Beheeyem visits a farm, a Dubwool mysteriously disappears."
Interesting
theory that beheeyems have pet dubwools and they always lose them at farms
Probably those cliché Alien thing, "Alien's UFOs kidnaps farm animals"
Elgyem: When an Elgyem stands in front of a TV, strange scenery appears. That scenery is said to be from its home.
Imagine what that scenery is...
“Mysteriously”
I actually like how Hatterene is like the anti-Gardevoir, they know what they are doing...
I kind of imagine it that when Hatterene senses strong emotions, that causes it pain and any creature will respond violently when in pain, regardless of whether it was intentional or not. You could have one on your team, so long as you control yourself. Feeling emotions is fine. Overexertion will hurt your Hatterene and cause it to fly into a rage.
Still, probably a good idea to have a Gardevoir on your team just in case.
Ya true
It’s the ultimate waifu war
@@emblemblade9245 one that ends when one of them decides to conjure a *BLACK HOLE*
@@jonathanflanagan1504
Exactly
Dragapult: takes its young and yeets them from a cannon
At least the Dreepy enjoy it.
Alolan golem must be his cousin
Fetus Yeetus
Yeet Cannon
Yeetus thy Dreepus my neegus
@@officialgoosestudios7151 and Rhyperior, who actually do the exact same thing
Thwacky: **exists**
STOP, STOP, STOP! HE’S ALREADY DEAD!
Let me go one better with the reference...
By using a reference TO that reference!
wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/a/a0/SCOUT_hesalreadydead.wav
That simpsons reference ❤️
Lol! Thwack is a killing spell in DQ if I recall...really have to get back on my switch...
Mou Yamete! Yugi!
I think it is more to omaewa mou shinderu
Trainer: *sighs*
Hattarene: “WHAT WAS THAT?!” 😡
Me:Hmm?
Hattarene:"OH THAT'S IT!" *starts snapping necks*
Oh my god, a shiny hattarene.
Gets neck snapped into half
@@GM.Nobody
The hardest challenge of catching a Shiny Hatterene is to control your hype. You get too excited- or excited _at all,_ you risk scaring it off or _Worse..._
Hatterene will never obey you during battle even if you collect all 8 badges from Galar.
@@jonathanflanagan1504 *me uses totem of undying*
The fossils most certainly are homunculi, not just species that died out due to terrible evolutionary traits. They are pokemon (that seem really great apart, actually) that were spliced together into monstrocities.
A reference to early archeology where they often up together bones that didn’t actually belong to the dinosaurs they thought they did and if they were brought to life in that state they would be suffering
You can thank real world uk paleanthologists for this inpiration.
@@TheHammerGuy94 Dracovish reminds me of early reconstructions of Elasmosaurus, with its head put where its tail ends rather than its neck.
Type Null is the same way
Kind of a shame about Dracovish too. Would have look nice with the head on where it's supposed to be, and would have been a nice type combo.
Hattrem and hattrene vibecheck people.
Thats all they do.
*Hattrem
Hatterene kills loud people.
Chaotic Fox "OH YEAH! THIS IS GETTING GOOD! BUT I'M NOT DONE YET, TIME TO GIGANTA---"
*sounds of the person being suffocated*
Atsuko Kagari by who
Mafia Cat are they actually killing or just beating
V i b e c h e c k
The fossils are a reference to Britains historical misconduct of debasing and changing historical and archeological finds to fit a narrative they want to make.. so yes, she went and combined fossils, and then brought them to life.
That's f@cked up, man.
GeeVee KillMe Not all did, some did..
deathlegionair *cough* Charles Dawson *cough*
Yeah but as someone who lives in England I can tell you that sword and shield is not an accurate portrayal of the UK because... THERE'S NO PUBS! If it was realistic there'd be one around every corner!
Local Idiot it’s a kids game. Last time they tried to add the game corner they got in serious trouble.
"IF THIS WAS CHICAGO, YOU'D BE-"
Hatterne: *snaps neck*
If Hatterene G-Maxed in Chicago, there would be no Chicago.
Noooo! Lmaooo
SleepyEspurr this would be the case for any city with a high crime rate.
Scp 173: thats my thing
Chicago’s closed
Let's not forget Golisopod's Shield Entry: "They live in sunken ships or in holes in the seabed. When Golisopod and Grapploct battle, the loser becomes the winner's meal."
does golisopod smell like cheese though?
I caught a Centiscorch and named it Gordon. Didn't realize he was GORDON RAMSEY
I named mine Bacon.
RAWWWWWWWW
WHERE’S THE LAMB SAUCE?!
THIS POKEMON IS RAW
I just named mind Ifrit...but finding Sizzlipede is not easy at all when it's a 1% encounter in the grass on Route 3 (yes there is the one that you will always find in Kabu's gym but if you want one earlier then have fun looking for it)
Type: null’s entry in sword.
Research notes of this pokemon was stolen.
Which is why there’s one in galar.
Gladion: excuse me, *WHAT!?!?!?*
Galar is now officially the most morally questionable region, between those fossil abominations and the _fourth Type: Null..._
@@gyppygirl2021 Well, it could be the third one that was stolen.
I am curious how Rose's company got their hands on one. Maybe if we get another Galar game we can see a Galarian branch of the Aether Foundation.
@@SophisticatedGoat222 Probably hired some Inteleon to sneak in and steal it.
Now where could Cara Liss have gotten the idea to make her mishmash monstrosities...?
I kind of hoped Dragapult would be here.
Dreepy: Is smol boi
Drakloak: Protecc smol boi
Dragapult: Attac by *yeeting* smol bois
The smol bois actually _like_ being yeeted though.
That’s why I named my dragapult depression
@@MrRime-mu8mj
_Aw, it got too old to be fired like a missile..._
Sry I meant my dreepy.
and it turned into a dragapult
Litwik: the younger the souls the brighter the fire
*Unvaccinated kids with litwiks*
Despite my moral and ethical objections, I must admit I laughed.
@@Pineapply_Queen me too
Trust me, I have made some deals with some litwickeds... And bought them unvaccinated children in exchange for ... *Intell*
It’s probably a reference to the hinotama. In the art of ancient Japan, human souls are shaped like balls and are surrounded by supernatural blue flames.
1:45 And I coincidentally nicknamed my Sobble Onion, without reading this entry.
I named my Scorbunny "Libero" without a clue that would be what its Hidden Ability would be called.
I was spoiled ever so slightly on the evolution theme, so I gave mine the name 0-0-Sobble (pronounced Double-O-Sobble, if that wasn’t obvious enough ;u;) I’m so satisfied with the results it still makes me grin over a week later
James pond also works
Omg I named my sobble Onion too lol
James Pond 😂 oh goodness lol. I’m going to be breeding my fabulous bean to offer some Sobbles in surprise trades, so I might name them all that lol
Raboot: It kicks berries right off the branches of trees and then juggles them with its feet, practicing its footwork.
Dan Schneider: *sweats profusely*
OH NO!
Skwovent and greedunt have entered the chat
This generations fossil Pokemon are the purest embodiment of the meme "life is pain!"
i.imgur.com/RWFxUxX.png
Who asked for birth? Who asked for made?
I’m kind of curious about the hat entries. They really don’t go into the why of it. Is it because they’re such extreme empaths due to psychic ability that any level of emotion and noise causes them intense pain?
Probably based on the seclusive nature of witches, who would often curse people for even the smallest slights.
They are the Serenity Pokemon. I suppose that means no escalation allowed.
Chaotix Fox yup
Hatenna is the calm Pokémon
Hattrem is the serene Pokémon
Hatterene is the silent Pokémon
My take on Runerigus' dex entry is that it's a completely different entity than Yamask. That by weakening our Yamask to "evolve" it it succumbs to the hostile spirit that is Runerigus. Literally sacrificing our sweet ghost boy for an actual malevolent spirit.
According to the Sword dex entry for Yamask, it's the slab itself which is possessing the Yamask and not the other way around. Weakening Yamask must allow the slab to take over, hence Runerigus being a new Pokemon and not Galrian Cofagrigus.
@@YOM2_UB Absolutely horrifying, literally allowing a lost spirit to be completely consumed.
Yeah, basically, when you walk under that slab, your Galarian Yamask will get ambushed by it and absorbed if too weak to fight back (aka it took 49+ HP of damage)
The shield entry for Galar Yamask describes the slab's Yamask host as a vengeful spirit.
Guy just wanted revenge for whatever and you let a rune demon eat him!
I love the dark and creepy pokedex entries in pokemon.
Same.
Gamefreak know how to play with horror entries.
Me too^^♡
Being able to write pokedex entries for a living must be awesome!
When people say pokemon is for kids only:
Here's my favorite. Tsareena's entry from Pokemon Shield:
"A kick from the hardened tips of this Pokémon's legs leaves a wound in the opponent's body and soul that will never heal."
W H E E Z E Queen Chill You F*cking Killed Him/Her!
Obey Mistress Tsareena!
Not going to talk about how Galarr has commercialized Rotom's existence?
I'm sure there's a government Rotom network as well, so your phone and bike are constantly letting them know what you're doing.
Rotom are taking over the world.
I mean, in alola the pokedex was also a rotom
But the Rotomdex was stated to be rare. This time the Rotom device is positively widespread.
Hatterene: I better not catch you crying again.
YoungerOstrich9 Yes ma’am :(
Hatterene = The Gardevoir of silence and anti-emotions.
*confusion*but I'm not
Here's one new one. In shield, reuniclus entry says that the liquid around it is full of wisdom if you drink it but is deadly to anyone but reuniclus itself.
OMG, so you drink it, become omnipresent for a few seconds and then die after twitching on the floor and foaming at the mouth... 😱
I'm calling it now: if we get more Gen 8 games, we're going to get the reversed fossil parts.
We better, I’m not gonna be able to rest easy without knowing we just left them like that.
Apart from wanting to save them from the horrific fate that Cara Liss cruelly imposes upon them, I’m legitimately curious to know what they actually looked like. The bird head might belong to a feathered raptor and the fish head looks like Dunkleosteus.
The Pokédex could even explain the advances in paleontological knowledge that allowed scientists to recover the whole fossils.
Cottonmouth255 Same
And then we can make 8 more frankenstein-esque monsters!
...Oh, and I guess four pokemon as they were meant to be...
If we did, you'd be missing the entire point.
6:55
Dracofish could use a Dewpiter as a sort of space helmet. Dracofish gets to hunt on land, Dewpiter gets food from Dracofish's kills and protection from any potential predators
Perfect symbiotic relationship
@@pokelover02 yup
Squad goals
The ultimate life form.
@@CarlosAlberto-nq3iv basically
Hey! Cara Liss can you revive this random fossil for me?
Cara Liss: Don’t worry, I got your back. I’ll make sure it’s something special.
You can tell she combined two fossils looking at those bodies.. though the cultural and historical nod to Britains.. ahem, lack of respect towards historical sites back in the day and the various archeologists who would create false dinosaurs by combining the fossils of two or more species found at a dig site is quite hilarious.
@@deathlegionair Ah so it is! That makes sense.
Hopefully this process only occurs in the Galar region.
Cara Liss is the Shou Tucker of Pokemon.
Archeologists focus on finding human remains. Paleontologists focus on finding the remains of past animals, plants, etc.
Glad to know I wasn't the only one who thought of the thematical warnings from Jurassic Park when I revived my Dracovish. I felt so bad for it's existence that I kept it on my team for the whole game out of guilt! Whenever I went camping, all of my other pokemon were afraid of it. xD lol WHAT HAVE WE DONE
Me: I love you so, so much Hattrem-
Hattrem: *silence or death*
Heater123 she will pummel
*(Prepares bullet-sized Shadow Ball,)*
_"You're gonna be as quiet as possible, or I put one of these in your lap first!"_
“Galarian Gardevoir” will be her nickname.
The same as the original, but all the opposite to her.
*pulls out lego grenade that blind or hurt anyone who steps or on there eye on them*
Imagine being that stubborn even death himself is like:
“okay bro I understand you’re not coming.....wanna be a sword?”
Yeah the fossils creeped me out too. Maybe they're a warning sign that science goes too far with life sometimes.
Speaking of warning signs....Galar corsola. Need I say more
those fossile are a reference to how are britiish are costitued their fossiles by missmatching them back in teh day
@@baka1fred642 That does make sense. Still scary though.
Galarian Corsola with an eviolite is gonna be great
GamerGeekCentral they thought iguanodons claws were its horns
Hopefully they'll be reanimated correctly.
*I only hug hatterene and wear a hat just like her*
I’ll love you, I’ll be a good girl and stay quiet...
Don’t worry, Lillie. You’ve always been a good girl.
I remember this Lillie account. You sure have made some......interesting comments in the past...
Love? That's too strong of an emotion. You can only agree with it
Remember the horrible feelings when your mother was taken by a Nhilego
5:20 Reminds me of the face stealer from avatar, if you show emotion
Me: happy that my hattrem just evolved
Hattrem: I’m gonna end this mans whole career
The fossils: Just let us Die! Let us Die in peace. This is what happens when you play Arceus! AAaaaa
me: "eats a piece of appletun" OH GOD IM SO SOR-
appletun: "regenarate a part of this body"
me okay... "eats another piece of appletun"
appletun: :)
I kinda thought that too; those stripes of "dough" on it's back look like they could be shed and regenerated, and I assumed that's what the Pokedex was referring to.
I mean, sure but you shouldn't say it
It sounded yummy until he said “yummy back skin” in the video and that just ruined it for me lol 😅
shiibiimoon 😑
"Can't breath above water"
*Has it in the camp*
Hope you get to the fact Corsela is a ghost and the air was to toxic for KOFFING.
5:28 Well that explains why Exploud didn't make it to the Galar dex
Arjun Kaycee but Noivern made it. Despite even being a dragon.
Hayley Crawford And noivern can be found where hatterene spawns in the overworld. Oh god...
RIP Noivern killed too young
Somehow this got even darker.
Whismer: _"Papa? You said our kind originated from the Galar region. By any chance you think we can go back to see our hom--"_
Exploud: *_"NO!!!_*_ ... ERM, NO MY SON. I'M AFRAID WE CAN NEVER GO BACK..."_
Whismer: _"But Papa, why is that?"_
Exploud: _"... IT'S... NOT OUR HOME... not anymore..."_
(stares off into space and quietly runs his trembling hand over the grisly, Hatterene claw-shaped scar across his blinded left eye...)
Dracavish: Cannot breathe unless underwater.
Also Dracavish: *Literally walking around on land right now in the background.*
Morgrem's Pokedex:
When it gets down on all fours as if to beg for forgiveness‚ it's trying to lure opponents in so that it can stab them with it's spear-like hair.
@Sir Embrum49 The Great Moth Gonna call mine starscream XD
@Sir Embrum49 The Great Moth athough the next evolution litteraly uses its own hair as fake muscle fiber... so yeah...
@Sir Embrum49 The Great Moth Yup... now i seriously wanna name my imp Starscream
@Sir Embrum49 The Great Moth or even make a straight-up transformers themed team, should I go Decepticon only or mix around?
Imagining Ash already accepting apology and getting stabbed to close off anime
RUclips: *tries to make itself more kid friendly
Pokemon: *I'm about to end this man's whole career*
Runerigus (Shield Entry):
Never touch its shadowlike body, or you'll be shown the horrific memories behind the picture carved into it.
Hattrem: Sir, your vibes are atrocious
Alcremie is my new fav pokemon for many reasons, but the fact the Pokedex tells me how she tastes does seem pretty creepy...
Was someone out there licking all 63 alcremie versions and noting how each tasted?
Alcremie is also very good in competitive.
LOL
Dylan J That’s good to know I lowkey wanted to use it
No, it conjures up cream from its hands.
@@MrAuthor3DS 63 Alcremies are too many to befriend for that method. Some were licked for sure
There seem to be a lot of Pokemon rating other Pokemon’s insides this generation, heatmor apparently eats the insides of Durants
That’s old information though lol
Pokemon White Heatmor Pokedex Entry: Using their very hot, flame-covered tongues, they burn through Durant's steel bodies and consume their insides.
We been knew that since Gen 5
No no, they always did that.
Oh, sorry didn’t realise that nevermind
Two TheJwittz videos in one week, it must be....
A new Pokémon game is upon is. For real though, happy to see consistent content on SwSh.
Hatterene just wants to live a quiet life
Hatterene doesn't normally fight, but would not lose to anyone if provoked
Until she meets the Doomslayer. Then she'd better back tf down, or face eviction from life via Super Shotgun blast.
@@aardbei54 yes but what Mon would be killer queen?
godammit Jojo...
That’s the reason why she will never appear in the anime, even in the wild.
Even Ash and Go will can’t catch her.
Oh, I can't wait until the Pokémon anime reminds us about the horrible abominations the fossil chimeras are.
Sa... Toshi... Big bro Satoshi...!
@@Mellion555 No
And wait when Hatterene slap and punch Ash and Go
Supposedly the fossil pokemon are based on a time in history when people in Europe would make up stories about strange fossils.
I thought it was due to them back then putting the wrong skeleton parts on different bodies cause they thought they matched when they didnt.
Thwackey be like "Doro! Monsta Cardo!"
Take that Weedle!
This just isn't your day!
now i wish i chose grooky so i could name it yami
Surprised the pikachu getting eaten entry wasn't in here. IT LITERALLY ISN'T STRUGGLING!
Jesus, the fossils look like malfunctioning Mr.Potato Heads. All these parts being shoved where they don't go? I almost feel bad that I restored a Dracovish now.
I want to learn even MORE about Pincurchin and Snom. Especially Snom!
the galar fossil pokemon and dex entries definitely seem to be making fun of how misinterpreted fossils have been identified in the past
Yeah, they definitely aimed for that early fossil war theme here. You know that time where every single paleontologist wanted to be the one that discovers a new unheard-of species and ended up mixing bones to their likings. I mean even now it seems we still misinterpret fossils quite a bit.
There was a belief for a while that Stegosaurus had a second brain in its tail. Girafarig might have been based on that idea in fact.
“I’m so depressed, I don’t want to live anymore...”
The Hatterene line: I gotchu, fam.
*_"Creep Sword and Shield Pokedex entries"_*
I've been looking forward to this.
Honedge: *Gets revenge on the killer*
Narrator: What? Honedge Is about to evolve!
Sobbles: *"You have no idea what thousands of years of grief has done to me"*
"Children used to have it as a snack"
Low battery on controller. Even the controller can't handle the description.
5:52 This reminds me of a Twitter post I saw the other day. Someone took a gif of these fossil Pokemon and dubbed it over with that derpy sounding harmonica version of the Jurassic Park theme. 😂
Oh, so the thicc hat waifu can tear me apart? Thats a win-win situation for me
So basically the fossils are like analogous to when we put together dino bones incorrectly and try to explain how they would've looked in reality?
Yep, its based on the England fossil craze back in the day, when palenteologists would try to one up each other by smashing together bones to make new species
We are all really here to see if JWittz has finally found the shiny wooloo
He did!!! Finally after destroying over 3,000
The end of his last video he found one
Game Freak: We're turning our games more for children
Also Game Freak:
JWittz: talks about the fossil pokemon being abbonations, Arctovish: animation gets stuck. just brilliant
Despite being weird Frankenstein monsters, the fossil Pokemon are my beautiful sons.
Me: Loses Game
Also Me: AW WHAT THE FU-
Hatterene: *Shushes mouth violently*
I can't imagine a worse way to go then being COOKED ALIVE by 2 flaming centipede's
I love the not-so-subtle shade that this generation throws at Victorian-era British paleontologists with the fossil Pokémon. Like, “Just throw all the bones together and say we found something new!” It’s hilarious to see the dex struggle to come up with a description for them that can even approach an explanation for how these mismatched fossils would have functioned if they truly represented a Pokémon.
As much pain the fossils are in, I still absolutely adore them, and they're some of my favorites from the generation.
The freaks need loving too, ya know?
Chomp-o-nator
Dracovish acts like a Puppy. A weird, Mutant Puppy on par with Endogeny, but a puppy nonetheless
4:17
Thwacky: im a drummer
Drizzle and raboot: wheres your drum?
Thwacky: *you are the drum*
Edit: i made a comic about that
Care to post a link?
@@Pineapply_Queen
www.deviantart.com/taffywolflccomics/art/The-drummer-821736872
Here it is. Didnt know if it'd be rude to send a link of your own content in someone elses video .
The new fossil Pokemon are genuinely disturbing and I don't like them
Let's just hope we get the other halves
Dreepy's Sword Pokédex entry:
"After being reborn as a ghost Pokémon, Dreepy wanders the areas it used to inhabit back when it was alive in prehistoric seas."
Can you imagine if you used to live in a part of the sea that is now either the middle of the Sahara desert or the top of Mount Everest and get reborn as a ghost there? That's just messed up.
I cannot wait to hear his reactions to Gengar’s G-Max form dex entires.
Runerigus literally consumes the soul of an innocent yamask to evolve after the yamask is to weak to fight it back
Oh. Careless. Cara Liss. I can't believe I never noticed that.
I found some pokedex enteries
Gourgiest in Sword: Eerie cries emanate from its body in the dead of night. The sounds are said to be the wails of spirits who are suffering in the afterlife.
Morgem in Sword: When it gets down on all fours as if to beg for forgiveness, its trying to lure opponents in so that it can stab them with its spear like hair.
2:55 it doesn't eat the shell...and when they're traded karrablast ends up with the shell
But that doesn't explain how shelmet is fine after the trade... orr is that why its evolved form is all bandaged o.o
It would make more sense if it hat 1 HP after the trade.
One of Accelgor's entries do say that it keeps itself wrapped in "bandages" of membrane to stay moist enough to survive.
Hattrem is my favorite from this region. The dex entries for the line make me love them more
*crying noises*
Hattrem: hippity hoppity your body will now flopitty
Editor Akino um ok
Theory: Alacazam is her master.
Kanto Pokédex entries: “This Pokemon finds its ways around sweet pollen saps .”
Galar Pokédex entries: “I shot a man in Reno...just to watch him die-“
After seeing the whole Hatterene line entries, how they don’t like a lot of emotion or prefer to be away from people
These Pokémon are just big introverts
Holy crap, I remember this guy since his “Top 10 Best Pokéballs” video I watched like five times when I was a kid. Can’t believe this guy still does these videos and has the original intro. Keep up the great work, man.
"it gets off on the death of the young and the innocent"
What and you don't?
....you wanna run that by me again?
@yootubesucks123 You think too much for yourself. Please report to the nearest Planned Parenthood facility for.... reeducation.
Me: wow hattrem, you did great in that battle, I feel a strong sense of pride and potential in yo-
Hattrem: iare thosestrong emotions I sense? *so you have chosen, death*
RUclips: channels deemed for children will be losing targeted ads January 1 2020.
JWittz: slip in one swear a video.
Actually, the fossil pokemon are based on chimera fossils, creatures created by cobbling together different species of fossils, normally by accident.
Yeah ngl as funny as the whole mixing fossils is I don't think we should be doing it. Like science has gone too far for real
Everybody: Pokemon is a nice, family-friendly game.
Masuda: Hold my Berry Juice.
The fossil Pokémon don’t even NEED Pokédex entries to be weird and creepy!
I love how one of dragovish's entries are that it's an incredibly awkward design as it is made for land but has to breathe in water and the other says it went extinct because it was the apex of apex and literally hunted all it's food to extinction