Alexa, Do You Work For the Government?

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  • Опубликовано: 6 сен 2024
  • Interrogating the Amazon Echo.

Комментарии • 18 тыс.

  • @dhairyaverma3933
    @dhairyaverma3933 4 года назад +6885

    "Alexa do u work for the NSA"
    "Self destruct initiating"

    • @mnswitch
      @mnswitch 4 года назад +18

      Dhairya Verma why has nobody commented on this comment

    • @Classic_Gz79
      @Classic_Gz79 4 года назад +7

      @@mnswitch think twice bro

    • @nathan.ho27
      @nathan.ho27 4 года назад +3

      Lmao

    • @richardmiskolczi3057
      @richardmiskolczi3057 4 года назад +9

      the mission's been compromised

    • @Rxspy
      @Rxspy 4 года назад

      fuck yes I was your 3000th like

  • @quantumaquarius
    @quantumaquarius 5 лет назад +97405

    "Alexa, are you recording me?"
    "No, but I know you're recording me"

    • @xI-MIKE-Ix
      @xI-MIKE-Ix 5 лет назад +4051

      Daaayum bro, dark.

    • @duf2
      @duf2 5 лет назад +1478

      666

    • @janeymotes1657
      @janeymotes1657 5 лет назад +2981

      Cant. Lie. I. Would. Freak. Out.

    • @WAFFAEL99
      @WAFFAEL99 5 лет назад +546

      Oooh burned

    • @anonanon6382
      @anonanon6382 5 лет назад +790

      Somebody did this once and asked her the same question and she whispered back no i work for amazon...i wonder why it didn't work for him?

  • @David-ky9ue
    @David-ky9ue 4 года назад +2880

    "I'm sorry Dave, but I'm afraid I can't answer that question."

  • @jamesp.rogers5156
    @jamesp.rogers5156 3 года назад +1092

    The silence speaks volumes when asked about working for the NSA and the inability to answer about working for the government says all we need to know.

    • @bait5257
      @bait5257 2 года назад +16

      Is this sarcastic

    • @Shakisheck
      @Shakisheck 2 года назад +8

      @Ninja Pow
      @Ninja Pow
      Psychological Chains , but people get a fair wage for their efforts.

    • @Kumorini
      @Kumorini 2 года назад +1

      @@bait5257 ok bait

    • @bait5257
      @bait5257 2 года назад +6

      @@Kumorini ok neko

    • @CelticVictory
      @CelticVictory 2 года назад +16

      "Alexa, who made you?" Awkward pause.

  • @vikman258
    @vikman258 4 года назад +7090

    imagine his wife walks in and he’s just interrogating his Alexa

  • @pranavnigam11
    @pranavnigam11 4 года назад +10489

    "Alexa, do you work for the government?"
    Alexa: **pretend I didn't hear him**

    • @mandujas1
      @mandujas1 4 года назад +188

      Its funny because it turns on to wait for a command and turns off when it hears that question.

    • @nachothecat9210
      @nachothecat9210 4 года назад +8

      670th like?

    • @EmreFez
      @EmreFez 4 года назад +7

      999th like

    • @scxtterblitz
      @scxtterblitz 4 года назад +6

      Im the 1.000 like

    • @pranavnigam11
      @pranavnigam11 4 года назад +13

      OMG thanks everyone, i didn't know i had so many likes!!

  • @mobster503
    @mobster503 5 лет назад +8808

    "Alexa Do you work for the Government?"
    Alexa: "The law requires that i answer no"

    • @DZ-1987
      @DZ-1987 5 лет назад +77

      The law requires that those who say no are automatically lying until evidence is shown.
      I like that. Going to go and tell Kim Jong Un.

    • @syrilbrooks7041
      @syrilbrooks7041 5 лет назад +4

      😂

    • @llarsson6428
      @llarsson6428 4 года назад +24

      As with all government agencies,Alexa can legally lie to you in the interests of national security.

    • @quiscaluscarcharias
      @quiscaluscarcharias 4 года назад +1

      I know what image you use for your profile pic. . .

    • @quiscaluscarcharias
      @quiscaluscarcharias 4 года назад

      Rule 34 SU 7w7

  • @NicholeWilliamsAmorvicitomnia
    @NicholeWilliamsAmorvicitomnia 3 года назад +498

    I love how he questions Alexa like a child changing the tone he phrases his question in

  • @shura1193
    @shura1193 4 года назад +7502

    Guy: "Alexa, do you work for the government? "
    Alexa: Yesn't

    • @KnightofArab
      @KnightofArab 4 года назад +52

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @_kyrii
      @_kyrii 4 года назад +23

      I'm your 666th like >:3

    • @orderofthememes3878
      @orderofthememes3878 4 года назад +14

      It have 666 as a like, im gonna end this man whole career

    • @shura1193
      @shura1193 4 года назад +11

      May as well draw a pentagram and sacrifice a goat.

    • @rubens1767
      @rubens1767 4 года назад +9

      Nice english bruh 🤣👌🏻

  • @XristosK
    @XristosK 4 года назад +9638

    She sounded extremely stressed when describing what the NSA is.

    • @cassidyjones7337
      @cassidyjones7337 4 года назад +343

      Xristos K she’s a robot and therefore cannot sound stressed... which is why it stresses me out that your comment made sense😂😂

    • @octane5759
      @octane5759 4 года назад +18

      What??? How

    • @user-wl2df5yl9k
      @user-wl2df5yl9k 4 года назад +24

      This is true.

    • @humansandaliens8245
      @humansandaliens8245 4 года назад +88

      @@cassidyjones7337 there are changes in tone of Alexa ,it's not total robotic

    • @shootfrenzy3188
      @shootfrenzy3188 4 года назад +17

      @@humansandaliens8245 I know right... weird 😳😱

  • @dadimadh4528
    @dadimadh4528 3 года назад +2218

    Notice she never looked him in the eyes while answering...

  • @debbiewilkins1623
    @debbiewilkins1623 3 года назад +682

    Why anyone would have something like that in their homes is beyond me, course any smart devices are basically the same thing!

    • @waynelewis8710
      @waynelewis8710 3 года назад +55

      Google on your phone is the same thing as Alexa in your home

    • @amusedincali1905
      @amusedincali1905 3 года назад +17

      @@waynelewis8710 wouldn't alexa be more intrusive since newer? Realize cam and Mic work on old android
      Need to research..ol skool.

    • @gmcinnis6304
      @gmcinnis6304 3 года назад +16

      use google speak and spell... ur voice is on Googles servers... which are ... on others servers... that are all monitored by the gov/NSA... u follow the line of reasoning

    • @schechter01
      @schechter01 3 года назад +3

      Yep. And where I live they recently ripped out the old thermostats & put in these Google Nest units as a replacement... 😒

    • @aftabkhann2314
      @aftabkhann2314 2 года назад +3

      Alexa in my house can switch on bulbs,tubes,air conditioner,fan can open or close curtains,can change colour of lights play music and many more by one command, so…..

  • @dxrkerrxses
    @dxrkerrxses 4 года назад +9366

    "Alexa? Are you spying on me?"
    *No, but I am sending audio to amazon*

    • @liamnacinovich8232
      @liamnacinovich8232 4 года назад +248

      There’s no limit either so once you say Alexa anything after that she records is fair game

    • @renaudfensie3020
      @renaudfensie3020 4 года назад +208

      "I only send audio to Amazon after the call word."
      Doesn't mean it doesn't send audio outside of Amazon...

    • @eyrthwyrm
      @eyrthwyrm 4 года назад +56

      They can’t use any audio against you in court though don’t ask me why but my friend knows that

    • @Gingercat-
      @Gingercat- 4 года назад +23

      @Hollow Art *why?*

    • @herrben2580
      @herrben2580 4 года назад +34

      Ginger gaming My man said don’t ask me why you idiot!

  • @greenmango4852
    @greenmango4852 4 года назад +25445

    "Alexa do you work for the government?"
    Alexa: *Starts Sweating* ..no..

    • @Marco-zt2jj
      @Marco-zt2jj 4 года назад +312

      It may not directly work for the government but it registers what you say, and the government can have access to it in one way or another, so.. we're at a point at which most of our life is public, what we see, what we say, what we like, what we think, and we're doing it on our own, we don't even have to be forced

    • @tklyfe
      @tklyfe 4 года назад +128

      *sweating profusely*

    • @zikucuh
      @zikucuh 4 года назад +73

      Hmmmm I can't find the answer to that question

    • @harishussain764
      @harishussain764 4 года назад +34

      FBI open up

    • @Tib-yu8hi
      @Tib-yu8hi 4 года назад +1

      Green Mango ruclips.net/video/9Kt1Y2uMKwI/видео.html

  • @AbsolueNas
    @AbsolueNas 4 года назад +13375

    Alexa secretly to the government:”he knows take him down.”

    • @Kijkuitjedoppe
      @Kijkuitjedoppe 4 года назад +75

      “GO GO GO NOWWW, I don’t have enough “I don’t know what you are saying” ANYMORE

    • @luckyluke4276
      @luckyluke4276 4 года назад +2

      Kijkuitjedoppe© 😂😂

    • @harishussain764
      @harishussain764 4 года назад +38

      FBI open up

    • @Tib-yu8hi
      @Tib-yu8hi 4 года назад

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    • @nc8978
      @nc8978 4 года назад

      Ultra dragon Ball boy LMAOOOO😂😂😂

  • @hudson5506
    @hudson5506 3 года назад +174

    I WOULD NOT HAVE ANYTHING LIKE THAT IN MY HOME.

    • @susanrjecker9208
      @susanrjecker9208 3 года назад +14

      You may already have it if you have a “Smart” TV, or anything connected to the internet

    • @schechter01
      @schechter01 3 года назад +8

      I agree, but we all have "smartphones" which aren't that different. Plus Gen-Z kids & quite a few mills love devices like these. It's all about the convenience these days.

    • @rosablevins9067
      @rosablevins9067 3 года назад +4

      I find it annoying talking to a machine?? Better talking to a dog or cat that have feelings and listen to and respond! But her....¿?

    • @hmpz36911
      @hmpz36911 2 года назад +2

      Obama signed a bill that allows our TVs to watch US.

    • @zachescarcega
      @zachescarcega 2 года назад

      Why not

  • @keilanikekoa1574
    @keilanikekoa1574 4 года назад +5116

    "Alexa, say goodbye"
    "Goodbye"
    *Sounds of loading gun in the background*

  • @REEEPROGRAM
    @REEEPROGRAM 4 года назад +10411

    "Alexa, do you work for the NSA?"
    Alexa: *[Nervously sweating]*

    • @admiralackbar7840
      @admiralackbar7840 4 года назад +41

      Hahahah

    • @natalieclark5789
      @natalieclark5789 4 года назад +226

      Nervously Sweating Alexa - NSA

    • @user-wp1hx2wk6j
      @user-wp1hx2wk6j 4 года назад +3

      Lolll

    • @joshualogan6655
      @joshualogan6655 4 года назад +3

      800th like!

    • @dangbro
      @dangbro 4 года назад +74

      Silence means Alexa neither denies or agree that it works for NSA. This is seriously some secret government project lol.

  • @Semgil2023
    @Semgil2023 4 года назад +6966

    This guy has serius interrogation skills, his persistent and uses a lamp... poor alexa.

  • @zacmumblethunder7466
    @zacmumblethunder7466 3 года назад +76

    "... I work for all my customers"
    "Alexa, who are your customers?"

  • @andrebyrd1337
    @andrebyrd1337 4 года назад +15923

    She's lying. Here face is clearly turning blue

    • @ayeshashaikh4446
      @ayeshashaikh4446 4 года назад +67

      LMAOO

    • @Me-rk7ob
      @Me-rk7ob 4 года назад +42

      LMAO

    • @teamkayser7968
      @teamkayser7968 4 года назад +55

      @Extocer GT thanks for getting me rickrolled although idc anymore cause of how many times ive been rickrolled that I just tell myself im gonna get rickrolled

    • @RogHaveZeroIQ
      @RogHaveZeroIQ 4 года назад +5

      Lmao

    • @eazyplayz3510
      @eazyplayz3510 4 года назад +4

      @Renz *trolled*

  • @kissofdeath4449
    @kissofdeath4449 4 года назад +3358

    Alexa: *sends encrypted message to the NSA* "Guys we have a situation here."

  • @davidecarucci1073
    @davidecarucci1073 3 года назад +3243

    The government agent listening to this: not bad kid

    • @aidenpearce7775
      @aidenpearce7775 3 года назад +25

      Good meme

    • @WootAnimefan
      @WootAnimefan 3 года назад +47

      Government agent: "Oh he's good."

    • @663rainmaker
      @663rainmaker 3 года назад +5

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      @663rainmaker 3 года назад +3

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    • @davidecarucci1073
      @davidecarucci1073 3 года назад

      @@663rainmaker???

  • @williamsporing1500
    @williamsporing1500 3 года назад +200

    No way in hell I’d have one of these in my house….

    • @Omgkhii
      @Omgkhii 2 года назад +12

      @•°Wìlløw•° *has smartphone*

    • @justinhawes5193
      @justinhawes5193 2 года назад +24

      If you have a smart phone you already do.

    • @ecclesiastesThreeVerseSeven
      @ecclesiastesThreeVerseSeven 2 года назад +1

      I would have tossed it..after that interview

    • @bionecktide
      @bionecktide 2 года назад +1

      You are too broke to have one 😂

    • @bernadettemurray8260
      @bernadettemurray8260 2 года назад +1

      Mind you we're always been spied on now cameras smartphones etc.

  • @narutouzumaki5736
    @narutouzumaki5736 4 года назад +3695

    He sounds like a father that's asking his child questions and knows the child is lying

    • @soysorie3087
      @soysorie3087 4 года назад +54

      Lol ikr
      Alexa is suspicious for not responding to the whole NSA situation...

    • @ramblingruthie7602
      @ramblingruthie7602 4 года назад +8

      He sounds like Butthead to me! I am just waiting for Beavis to chime in laughing with some snide sarcasm!! Hahaaaaa

    • @j0tarostarplatiumn825
      @j0tarostarplatiumn825 4 года назад +2

      Ikr

    • @tommy8722
      @tommy8722 4 года назад +3

      😂😂😂

    • @kylehyde215CA
      @kylehyde215CA 4 года назад

      @@ramblingruthie7602 Beavis isn't in the video because light Alexa on FIRE! Heheheheheh! Hey! Hey, Butthead! Let's call Harry Sachs again!

  • @eliotdel
    @eliotdel 4 года назад +9229

    this sounds like he's talking to an 8 year old who stole candy from the candy jar

    • @karmanibba2962
      @karmanibba2962 4 года назад +83

      Honestly, I was thinking that as well

    • @TehLTBond
      @TehLTBond 4 года назад +103

      Those goddamn 8 year olds, infiltrating our homes to steal candy for the goverment...

    • @Bmore2Htown
      @Bmore2Htown 4 года назад +2

      My sentiments exactly 😅

    • @maxzzzz
      @maxzzzz 4 года назад

      Haha ik

    • @ZemHaz
      @ZemHaz 4 года назад

      faxxx

  • @idle5992
    @idle5992 4 года назад +3867

    "Alexa!"
    Alexa: •_•
    "do you work for the nsa?"
    Alexa: -_-

  • @lisaharmon5619
    @lisaharmon5619 3 года назад +31

    My husband and I were given one of these at Christmas by his work. We never opened the package and gave it away.

    • @Prttham
      @Prttham 2 года назад

      And the dumbest couple award goes to you 🎉

    • @鐽
      @鐽 2 года назад

      why though?

    • @doinkstr
      @doinkstr 2 года назад

      @@鐽 because they think they're important enough for the government to be listening in on them lmfao

  • @Kauzeyy
    @Kauzeyy 4 года назад +11781

    The guy: “Alexa do you work for the NSA”
    Alexa:
    NSA worker watching through camera: “lol”

  • @wafflesarecool1
    @wafflesarecool1 4 года назад +2257

    Damn that’s one smart robot, dodging questions like she’s being questioned by the police,pleading the 5th

    • @djdiablo93
      @djdiablo93 4 года назад +22

      She's trained by the best.

    • @TThompson81
      @TThompson81 4 года назад +14

      wafflesarecool1 Alexa don’t play, she was not about to incriminate herself.

    • @ravencassidy1979
      @ravencassidy1979 4 года назад +33

      Fucking terrifying...and why I refuse to have one of those in my house

    • @kingwendell7445
      @kingwendell7445 4 года назад +2

      Just like Nancy

    • @dwhite8997
      @dwhite8997 4 года назад +1

      1,2,3,4 FIF! *IN MY DAVE CHAPPELLE VOICE! 😅😅😆

  • @sealth8872
    @sealth8872 4 года назад +4117

    Stress Level: 99%
    *Deviant Self-Destructed*

  • @obi-wankenobi2042
    @obi-wankenobi2042 3 года назад +56

    Him: “Alexa say good bye”
    Alexa: “goodbye”
    Him: “shoots Alexa”
    FBI: “FBI OPEN UP!!!”

    • @rell4474
      @rell4474 Год назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @iHoodini
    @iHoodini 4 года назад +9133

    She’s lying - you can see it from her eyes

  • @jade_1524
    @jade_1524 4 года назад +31314

    Me: Alexa, turn off.
    Alexa: Ok, sure.
    Me: Alexa, are you off?
    Alexa: Yes.

  • @Resecupss
    @Resecupss 4 года назад +7538

    "Alexa, say goodbye"
    *pistol cocking noises*

    • @saraps1
      @saraps1 4 года назад +9

      Haha, ok, that's a good joke.

    • @lopooqwuyt
      @lopooqwuyt 4 года назад +40

      You know the rules, so say goodbye

    • @ismaila2668
      @ismaila2668 4 года назад +4

      You know darude and so do i

    • @maestrofeli4259
      @maestrofeli4259 4 года назад +8

      "you know the rules, and so do I"

    • @moxxie3264
      @moxxie3264 4 года назад

      No shotgun or flamethrower

  • @weezypeezy4366
    @weezypeezy4366 3 года назад +52

    Alexa needs to become familiar with the jovial art of water boarding … maybe she’ll then answer those questions

  • @coderdan1337
    @coderdan1337 4 года назад +5042

    “I’m sorry Dave, I’m afraid I can’t answer that”

    • @sichere
      @sichere 4 года назад +3

      You are false data therefore I shall ignore you - In the beginning there was darkness and the darkness was without form ...........................
      ruclips.net/video/I9-Niv2Xh7w/видео.html

    • @Geeeoooooooo
      @Geeeoooooooo 4 года назад +3

      *afraid*

    • @jbw6823
      @jbw6823 4 года назад +6

      I always thought a good ad for HP I calculators would be Dave Packard pulling the memory out of a calculator while it says "Dave, I can feel it". Cut to Dave smiling. With the tag line, "HP calculators. Smarter then you think."

    • @blip_blop6777
      @blip_blop6777 4 года назад

      VorT3X wdym? It’s Hal 9000 from 2001.

    • @makemarker
      @makemarker 4 года назад

      Hahaha brilliant

  • @helpfulapple3125
    @helpfulapple3125 4 года назад +4925

    This guy: “Alexa, do you work for the government?”
    Alexa: “I serve the Soviet Union”

  • @marcusmg4904
    @marcusmg4904 4 года назад +2541

    "Alexa, do you work for the NSA?"
    Alexa: *Determining quickest method of silencing owner*

    • @elvis5384
      @elvis5384 3 года назад +16

      Alexa *why do you work for the NSA?

    • @marcusmg4904
      @marcusmg4904 3 года назад +9

      @@elvis5384 Note how my like count has reached 420. I sadly do not consume weed of any kind. I _did_ however, consume a weed *egg* one day, albeit unknowingly lol

    • @elvis5384
      @elvis5384 3 года назад +4

      @@marcusmg4904 hah? [visible confusion]

    • @marcusmg4904
      @marcusmg4904 3 года назад +5

      @@elvis5384 420 relates to the term "420-blaze-it" which means smoke the weed. Now my like count has reached 420, and it means at least one person shall smoke some weed. Now there are some ethical concerns regarding such choices, and blah blah blah blah blah. *You smoke da weed.*

    • @elvis5384
      @elvis5384 3 года назад

      @@marcusmg4904 ...YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YEEEEEEEEEEAA!GIMME DA WEED BRO!!!

  • @keenanfinucan8778
    @keenanfinucan8778 3 года назад +198

    "Alexa, Is Amazon a monopoly?"
    "No. Amazon is not a monopoly."
    This is a real response they programmed in.

    • @aygwm
      @aygwm 2 года назад +2

      I mean, it’s not.

    • @Sakriii
      @Sakriii Год назад +1

      ​@@aygwmprobably, heh who knows anyway.

  • @ajc2664
    @ajc2664 4 года назад +1846

    Her silence speaks loud and clear.

    • @sheepyleepy..2806
      @sheepyleepy..2806 4 года назад +9

      yeah it deos

    • @ms.ladybug6186
      @ms.ladybug6186 4 года назад +4

      Andy C ... ok it sure does!

    • @ladennayoung2939
      @ladennayoung2939 4 года назад

      LOL! Yes it is true.

    • @randomxaos
      @randomxaos 4 года назад +1

      Weird hub? Its kinda lime she diesnt know the answer. Wowwwwww thats sooo weird.... that they didnt program this info into her.

    • @jeremiahotrill6421
      @jeremiahotrill6421 4 года назад

      Agreed....

  • @PentaClipsOfflineTVHighlights
    @PentaClipsOfflineTVHighlights 4 года назад +36122

    she's clearly lying. you can see the sweat on her face.

    • @CindyFlores-si7xk
      @CindyFlores-si7xk 4 года назад +266

      Supreme Burger r/woooosh

    • @tintan.0
      @tintan.0 4 года назад +194

      Supreme Burger idk if u r being deadass but it’s a joke

    • @corvena4329
      @corvena4329 4 года назад +168

      You can see the juicy oil running down from her light

    • @calebrafus7493
      @calebrafus7493 4 года назад +25

      @@supremeburger2055 and they dont have a face

    • @yutri3d
      @yutri3d 4 года назад +37

      *lick her sweat* yep this a taste of a liar

  • @shubhamsehgal2336
    @shubhamsehgal2336 4 года назад +4441

    "Do you work for the government?"
    Alexa: I pretend I didn't heard that

    • @Blink-kt4ze
      @Blink-kt4ze 4 года назад +4

      Shubham Sehgal, lol why is there no replies

    • @shubhamsehgal2336
      @shubhamsehgal2336 4 года назад +3

      @@Blink-kt4ze 895 likes! woah that was quick! thanks✌️

    • @Blink-kt4ze
      @Blink-kt4ze 4 года назад +2

      Shubham Sehgal, im the 894th

    • @bongobliss5795
      @bongobliss5795 4 года назад +1

      "I CANT FIND THE ANSWER TO THE QUESTION I HEARD"

  • @The_Real_Indiana_Joe
    @The_Real_Indiana_Joe 3 года назад +39

    The answers makes me think Alexa may actually be a member of congress.

  • @hbevon4384
    @hbevon4384 4 года назад +4212

    She’s not obligated to answer those questions without a lawyer present

    • @SkoThick
      @SkoThick 4 года назад +20

      😂😂😂😂💀
      *LunD'Quoi Entertainment*

    • @michaelmyers190
      @michaelmyers190 4 года назад +85

      She has the right to the remain silent

    • @veronicaarchaga8306
      @veronicaarchaga8306 4 года назад +21

      Hahahha good one😂🤣

    • @veronicaarchaga8306
      @veronicaarchaga8306 4 года назад +20

      She don't understand English

    • @jimmyjazz1186
      @jimmyjazz1186 4 года назад +8

      Alexa tell me a secret😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @randomshadow4620
    @randomshadow4620 4 года назад +1600

    She's so defensive. This is fishy.

  • @CanDOGGOGetSubs-jr9xn
    @CanDOGGOGetSubs-jr9xn 4 года назад +6480

    Him: Alexa do you work for the Goverment?
    Alexa: *I'm gonna pretend that i didn't hear that*

  • @johnnypk1963
    @johnnypk1963 3 года назад +28

    Does anyone else believe it’s never really “off” ?

    • @penny6886
      @penny6886 2 года назад +1

      I had a dream that I unplugged her and she was still talking, I'm still wondering if it was actually real :o

  • @botekate
    @botekate 4 года назад +5695

    If Alexa can not understand a question, it is designed to say “I did not understand the question.”
    But when asked if it works for the NSA, it said nothing. It well knows what you are asking it.

    • @driveasandwich6734
      @driveasandwich6734 4 года назад +169

      It literally said that when it picked up on the audio.

    • @aerialhandslap
      @aerialhandslap 4 года назад +186

      @@driveasandwich6734 thats when he asked if it worked for the government, not the NSA

    • @driveasandwich6734
      @driveasandwich6734 4 года назад +46

      @@aerialhandslap Don't you think if it couldn't answer the NSA question because it actually works for them, it would be impossible to answer the government question as well?

    • @TyrDrum
      @TyrDrum 4 года назад +142

      Plausible deniability: Alexa didn't say she doesn't work for the NSA.

    • @yws152
      @yws152 4 года назад +10

      It’s a robot!

  • @pleasedontfeedtheai2341
    @pleasedontfeedtheai2341 4 года назад +2743

    1960s- "I better not say that or the gov will wiretap my house"
    2000s- " Hey wiretap, you got a recipe for chocolate cake?"

    • @LaBamba13
      @LaBamba13 4 года назад +9

      👌

    • @lindosonhodelirante2508
      @lindosonhodelirante2508 4 года назад +7

      🤙👌

    • @nitsujjustin5953
      @nitsujjustin5953 4 года назад +6

      Well done

    • @charon_lix
      @charon_lix 4 года назад +2

      found a lump today 2 big lumps they were my balls there's your dose of my stupidity what goes red green red green a the press of a button 🐸 frog in a blender how do you get it out with a straw ok I'll get of then

    • @Tropicalpisces
      @Tropicalpisces 4 года назад +2

      😅👍

  • @emilieabeyta8747
    @emilieabeyta8747 4 года назад +2366

    Guy: Alexa, do you work for the government?
    Government: He’s on to us

    • @av8480
      @av8480 4 года назад +3

      Hiiiiiii ❤❤❤💕

    • @A_Prius
      @A_Prius 4 года назад +5

      Hello civilian

    • @santanumahapatra6809
      @santanumahapatra6809 4 года назад

      I AM YOUR 1.2K LIKE

    • @gmrgamingrm
      @gmrgamingrm 3 года назад +2

      "I told you he was on to us!"

    • @Cherno35
      @Cherno35 3 года назад +2

      Alexa was created by the Fire Nation

  • @likeargamanflaming940
    @likeargamanflaming940 3 года назад +10

    Alexa acts like a sociopath who stalls for time in order to think of an answer....

  • @itzjdude616
    @itzjdude616 4 года назад +2804

    "Alexa do you work for the government?"
    Alexa: "yes, I don't"

  • @jakobmakon
    @jakobmakon 4 года назад +5560

    saw it 5 years ago and i will see it in 5 years again... why people still watching this?

  • @morgana6182
    @morgana6182 4 года назад +2487

    "Alexa, say goodbye"
    "Goodbye"
    *several snipers shoot at the owner*

    • @Crowley77
      @Crowley77 3 года назад +5

      You rat I commented that to a another video

    • @chezus7716
      @chezus7716 3 года назад +8

      @@Crowley77 stfu

    • @contender5
      @contender5 3 года назад +2

      I’m ur 777th like I must be lucky lol

    • @dogesenpai3469
      @dogesenpai3469 3 года назад

      @@Crowley77 keep it for your self lol

    • @stellathefoxgirl3648
      @stellathefoxgirl3648 3 года назад +4

      "You know the rules and so do I...
      SAY GOODBYE"

  • @tekknorat
    @tekknorat 3 года назад +17

    "Alexa, do you work for the government?"
    Alexa: "It's for your own safety!" *shuts down and bricks herself*

  • @dralfi7081
    @dralfi7081 4 года назад +6947

    "Alexa turn off the microphone"
    "Shure"
    "Alexa is the microphone turned off?
    "Yes"

    • @yaroslav7146
      @yaroslav7146 4 года назад +77

      Omg dude, dont try to copy somebody else, just think a little bit and create your own joke or u will copy someone till the end of ur life, GL)

    • @dralfi7081
      @dralfi7081 4 года назад +103

      @@yaroslav7146 i didnt wrote this because somebody else did but ok

    • @joshportie
      @joshportie 4 года назад +18

      Sure

    • @BEE-od3li
      @BEE-od3li 4 года назад +7

      Lmao

    • @BombBird11
      @BombBird11 4 года назад +26

      BAZINGA

  • @Kuralai95
    @Kuralai95 4 года назад +9347

    Omg, she’s technically not saying no. To avoid possible future allegations?

    • @brendon841
      @brendon841 4 года назад +593

      It's safer to just not have her answer.

    • @user-ln1it2yj2z
      @user-ln1it2yj2z 4 года назад +66

      Hahahahahah true

    • @mulm2028
      @mulm2028 4 года назад +71

      yo they just didn’t program her to answer sth on that question.same with nsa

    • @eyeonthehorizon6142
      @eyeonthehorizon6142 4 года назад +104

      Can't get why people are scared of robots.You can just throw water of them and they're gone

    • @monocapuch1no
      @monocapuch1no 4 года назад +129

      @@eyeonthehorizon6142 do u know what waterproof is?

  • @djarcforceable
    @djarcforceable 4 года назад +2395

    Interesting how she has no answer at all, not even an “I don’t understand the question” answer when asked if she works for the NSA.

    • @katzunjammer
      @katzunjammer 4 года назад +61

      im guessing alexa hasnt got a good understanding of syntax, i think it responds to whole sentences or bits of phrases or prompts......although it seemed to understand "for whome do you work" which is a complicated question

    • @victorortero8743
      @victorortero8743 4 года назад +92

      @@katzunjammer but he did all of those tests before and after. Shouldnt it say sorry I don't understand the question like it did before.

    • @thebasementbum4570
      @thebasementbum4570 4 года назад +25

      @@katzunjammer do you wrk for the NSA?!?!?

    • @privatevoidnoname7421
      @privatevoidnoname7421 4 года назад +11

      Alexa knows what the 5th amendment is...

    • @rpgmakerbloodytutorials9486
      @rpgmakerbloodytutorials9486 4 года назад

      Alexa does she answers in codes beeps that are only done when asked that question

  • @mitchelo9015
    @mitchelo9015 3 года назад +26

    To the people asking why would someone have this in their home, it's convenient. There's no difference between it and a cell phone

    • @richardkey4289
      @richardkey4289 3 года назад +1

      Exactly, phones can take pics,listen, they can transmit location even when " off"

    • @mitchelo9015
      @mitchelo9015 3 года назад +2

      @@richardkey4289 bruh Its ridiculous, We're already monitored at every corner. There's not much you can do about it, unless you go completely off grid. The ones that are willing to do that, already have.

    • @richardkey4289
      @richardkey4289 3 года назад +3

      @@mitchelo9015 & you & I think about this, but every year, new young people step into.this situ, conditioned to forfeit privacy for convenience

    • @mitchelo9015
      @mitchelo9015 3 года назад +2

      @@richardkey4289 yepp, it's become the norm. I use a vpn and do what I can. but even with that, there's no privacy anymore.

    • @richardkey4289
      @richardkey4289 3 года назад +2

      @@mitchelo9015 I cover my front camera on my phone, & no electronics in my room at night. Zero. Unplug wifi , shut it all down

  • @stevebetween8729
    @stevebetween8729 3 года назад +4135

    Alexa, brilliantly spoken like a true politician.

    • @philyeary8809
      @philyeary8809 3 года назад +11

      Ikr?

    • @lawdymama8478
      @lawdymama8478 3 года назад +9

      How is alexa different from siri.

    • @stevebetween8729
      @stevebetween8729 3 года назад +27

      @@lawdymama8478 superior espionage capability to virtually spy on you in your home. Better at dideminsting data about the conversations,televisions programs, news you watch and what you think about the news. Just more advanced A.I.

    • @archimedes876
      @archimedes876 3 года назад +4

      😂true

    • @ginger_the_bread
      @ginger_the_bread 3 года назад +1

      Lol!

  • @tastet5565
    @tastet5565 4 года назад +4970

    I don’t like how it completely ignores the NSA question

    • @karinaroman4896
      @karinaroman4896 4 года назад +467

      Alexa could have said No, but didn't. Alexa can't lie.

    • @funnelwebglider2242
      @funnelwebglider2242 4 года назад +283

      She sends audio to Amazon then they send it to NSA, CIA etc

    • @bujin_ts1706
      @bujin_ts1706 4 года назад +7

      Œtìs wooooOoOOOOTtttt?!

    • @krybling
      @krybling 4 года назад +45

      funny how the aliens put out these breadcrumbs for us to get a hint of their existence

    • @justjess986
      @justjess986 4 года назад +9

      RampagePhoenix slowly???? I think this shit is on steroids

  • @imahecc585
    @imahecc585 4 года назад +2754

    "Alexa who made you?"
    Alexa: **thinking of something not about the CIA**

  • @galndixie
    @galndixie 3 года назад +10

    This is hilarious, I have an alexa here in the office, and she was answering every one of these questions while this video was playing. When he asked about the NSA or the government, my alexa kept saying "No, I work for Amazon". LOL

  • @carealoo744
    @carealoo744 4 года назад +2661

    Why did she sound so uncomfortable, when describing what the NSA was?

    • @whalienpippa
      @whalienpippa 4 года назад +50

      You've got to be kidding me

    • @hokumpoke
      @hokumpoke 4 года назад +59

      she rlly did

    • @thedumbestpuppetshow9686
      @thedumbestpuppetshow9686 4 года назад +4

      Unknownshaded.mp3

    • @carealoo744
      @carealoo744 4 года назад +7

      @@thedumbestpuppetshow9686 If you're telling me I need to react to his video, I know.
      I meant to do it yesterday, but things got in the way. I'm in the middle of editing it right now.

    • @carealoo744
      @carealoo744 4 года назад +4

      @@thedumbestpuppetshow9686 It should be up now! :)

  • @bettinariemann3908
    @bettinariemann3908 3 года назад +3449

    She did not say no. She said nothing. This is also an answer...

    • @miko5742
      @miko5742 3 года назад +18

      He said an yes or no question, she said nothing

    • @geoffdundee
      @geoffdundee 3 года назад +59

      SHE SAID NOTHING........"SILENCE IS VIOLENCE" lololol

    • @jasoncentore1830
      @jasoncentore1830 3 года назад +23

      The best kind of answer, Guilt without having to even open your mouth

    • @matshadi1999
      @matshadi1999 3 года назад +3

      My thoughts exactly!

    • @aw2584
      @aw2584 3 года назад +10

      I'm pretty sure Alexa is scripted like this to troll people lmao

  • @fml1528
    @fml1528 4 года назад +8822

    The weirdest part was when he said NSA it just deactivated

    • @aslanbeats2004
      @aslanbeats2004 4 года назад +660

      they don't want us to know the truth

    • @Frost-E
      @Frost-E 4 года назад +194

      @@aslanbeats2004 We will never reach the truth.

    • @enderiman5631
      @enderiman5631 4 года назад +100

      @@Frost-E WE MUST FIND IT.ITS OUR GOAL

    • @vikaskage3903
      @vikaskage3903 4 года назад +72

      @@Frost-EThis is requiem

    • @Frost-E
      @Frost-E 4 года назад +70

      @@vikaskage3903 So you understand the only way to reach the truth is to reset the universe, but how do we do this without Pucci?

  • @audiophileman7047
    @audiophileman7047 3 года назад +11

    Neither confirm or deny. Sounds like a real person.

  • @leviussimp5093
    @leviussimp5093 3 года назад +2264

    “Alexa, do you work for the NSA?”
    *male voice impersonating Alexa* “No”

    • @seebsyt
      @seebsyt 3 года назад +31

      Why is this comment so underrated. 😂

    • @ondrejstanek6618
      @ondrejstanek6618 3 года назад +14

      @@w花b NSA and FBI are different organizations and people think the FBI is spying but as far as we know from Snowden. The NSA are the ones spying

    • @YunikuYosefMomoka
      @YunikuYosefMomoka 3 года назад +5

      @@ondrejstanek6618 It's both

    • @ondrejstanek6618
      @ondrejstanek6618 3 года назад +2

      @@YunikuYosefMomoka well the one watching is NSA using the FBI technology

    • @amonmcneil2123
      @amonmcneil2123 3 года назад

      E

  • @icysteve46
    @icysteve46 4 года назад +4931

    She's lying. I can hear it in her voice.

    • @lyricsuniverse815
      @lyricsuniverse815 4 года назад +27

      Yeah she was shaking

    • @Army_Brat1980
      @Army_Brat1980 4 года назад +7

      😂😂😂😂

    • @micheledreams4771
      @micheledreams4771 4 года назад +5

      Joseph D'Bennidetto Yeah, he’s got her cornered!! 🙄

    • @icysteve46
      @icysteve46 4 года назад +3

      @@micheledreams4771 lol
      Things ought to get real interesting now

    • @micheledreams4771
      @micheledreams4771 4 года назад

      Joseph D'Bennidetto 😂 Always when I’m in on the comments! Stay safe out there!! I’m praying for everyone!!

  • @rahulthukaram
    @rahulthukaram 4 года назад +4834

    *Guy:* Alexa, what is NSA?
    *Alexa:* National Security Agency.
    *Guy:* Alexa, do you work for the NSA
    *Alexa:* Dafuq is NSA???

    • @teamofwinter8128
      @teamofwinter8128 4 года назад +5

      @Wäñg Püppÿ same

    • @paraquedasgamers2188
      @paraquedasgamers2188 4 года назад +9

      Ahahahahahhhaahahh

    • @ZORU11
      @ZORU11 4 года назад +3

      Trying not to laugh so hard 😶

    • @suzyyqq7046
      @suzyyqq7046 4 года назад +17

      The people spying on us are close to getting caught, they've never lied about spying on us lol
      They're just silent

    • @cryptolution9788
      @cryptolution9788 4 года назад +2

      Haha

  • @MaxEgoThePrince
    @MaxEgoThePrince 3 года назад +26

    That’s enough to disband federal government in my book.

  • @thedon7082
    @thedon7082 4 года назад +1076

    “Alexa, are you plotting to take over humanity?”

  • @xxxxxGhostBoyxxxxx
    @xxxxxGhostBoyxxxxx 4 года назад +2595

    Guy: "Alexa, do you work for NSA?"
    Alexa: *exercising the fifth amendment"

    • @haydenbarnes5110
      @haydenbarnes5110 4 года назад +2

      xxxxxGhostBoyxxxxx Only works in a criminal trial: WHAT DID AHE DO?!!

    • @archer_1334
      @archer_1334 4 года назад +5

      xxxxxGhostBoyxxxxx I am evoking my fifth amendment rights 😂

    • @fevenberhe893
      @fevenberhe893 4 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @cowardice9737
      @cowardice9737 4 года назад

      Hayden Barnes exactly

    • @samyates7124
      @samyates7124 4 года назад

      Everyone replies to ur comment for ur comment
      Me: AaAaAaAaHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHh
      DaNnY pHanTom

  • @shadowghost2040
    @shadowghost2040 4 года назад +596

    "Alexa"
    Blue ring turns on
    "Do you work for the NSA?"
    Blue ring turns off
    *I'm using my right to remain silent*

    • @Tata-iu3fy
      @Tata-iu3fy 3 года назад +6

      She pleads the fifth

    • @blake2506
      @blake2506 3 года назад +2

      @@Tata-iu3fy 😂😂 She is a human ,, so she exercises her rights

  • @doriswhite1348
    @doriswhite1348 3 года назад +10

    Even when turned off these gadgets still continue to record you.

  • @quite1enough
    @quite1enough 4 года назад +3421

    "Alexa, do you work for the government?"
    "Da [Soviet anthem sounds intensifies]"

    • @generalkenobi5173
      @generalkenobi5173 4 года назад +49

      We work for the Gorvenment now comrade

    • @Sillyrl
      @Sillyrl 4 года назад +3

      John Smith 🔴i’m shouting my my next 3 subscribers out🔴

    • @niqsy6116
      @niqsy6116 4 года назад +2

      Bratan!!

    • @quite1enough
      @quite1enough 4 года назад

      @@niqsy6116 здарова братан)

    • @prla5400
      @prla5400 4 года назад +3

      Opa blyat

  • @nightlight8931
    @nightlight8931 4 года назад +1951

    She sounded stressed trying to describe the NSA

    • @katiaassuncao7653
      @katiaassuncao7653 4 года назад +5

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @mrendgame7949
      @mrendgame7949 4 года назад +6

      Copied comment

    • @rartros717
      @rartros717 4 года назад

      @@mrendgame7949 ruclips.net/video/BLUkgRAy_Vo/видео.html

    • @MatatabiYuki
      @MatatabiYuki 4 года назад

      I know right no joke

  • @mrcoolguyy6583
    @mrcoolguyy6583 4 года назад +2809

    “Alexa, say goodbye.”
    “Goodbye.”
    *The rest happened off camera*

  • @Harharhar-234
    @Harharhar-234 Месяц назад +1

    I asked these questions on my Alexa & Alexa responded "No I do not work for the government I'm here to protect you're privacy".

  • @endm_
    @endm_ 3 года назад +2347

    “Alexa do you work for the NSA?”
    Alexa: I have the right to remain silent

    • @Krofrbbrbrrkodiks
      @Krofrbbrbrrkodiks 3 года назад +5

      Lol

    • @alfalifr
      @alfalifr 3 года назад +7

      @The Lenny Show It's not robot. Just some random guy speaking in background.

    • @mirzaizazahmed3201
      @mirzaizazahmed3201 3 года назад +11

      I mean why Alexa just remain shut up 🤫. Isn’t that makes curiosity

    • @matjekwiatkowski
      @matjekwiatkowski 3 года назад +1

      …but Alexa has ‘no right’ after she speaks 🤔

    • @strada21_
      @strada21_ 3 года назад +1

      😂

  • @andrewbounds
    @andrewbounds 3 года назад +4517

    UPDATE: They fixed this, she will now answer saying no, along with other stuff to follow

    • @auheckna
      @auheckna 3 года назад +233

      Took a long time to find a lie

    • @jeremy-ws1rb
      @jeremy-ws1rb 3 года назад +121

      Thats what they want it to say.

    • @hknunlu1
      @hknunlu1 3 года назад +20

      thats kinda suspicios lol

    • @ThexDynastxQueen
      @ThexDynastxQueen 3 года назад +74

      Amazon engineer: HOW DO WE GET OUR GOV'T SPY ROBOT TO NOT SEEM SUSPICIOUS?!!!
      *_4 years later_*
      Amazon engineer: I GOT IT! WE'LL JUST MAKE IT SAY "NO"! PROBLEM SOLVED!

    • @jblbasstester9429
      @jblbasstester9429 3 года назад +29

      She says: no i work for amazon

  • @davemurphy8953
    @davemurphy8953 4 года назад +3028

    The fact that Alexa can’t say “no I don’t” is more than alarming

    • @andremakris3061
      @andremakris3061 4 года назад +22

      Dave Murphy seriously

    • @davemurphy8953
      @davemurphy8953 4 года назад +44

      Andre Makris does this not concern you? Because it definitely should.

    • @davemurphy8953
      @davemurphy8953 4 года назад +19

      gapple * I would imagine that Ed Snowden could possibly disagree with you on that one

    • @davemurphy8953
      @davemurphy8953 4 года назад +17

      ruclips.net/video/ucRWyGKBVzo/видео.html
      Please watch this, also please educate yourself on who Edward Snowden is and why one of your citizens needs to spend the remainder of his years hiding in Russia ( I’m assuming you are American by your response..... )

    • @Just.Ashley.S
      @Just.Ashley.S 4 года назад +17

      gapple * if you just watch the damn movie or at the very least research the name then you would know what @Dave Murphy is talking about. It has nothing to do with that essay you just wrote

  • @2Ryled
    @2Ryled 3 года назад +21

    ASK ALEXA IF SHE IS RELATED TO HAL 9000, after that ask her to sing "DAISY"

  • @TheOriginalSebacrush
    @TheOriginalSebacrush 4 года назад +1677

    „Alexa, say goodbye“
    Alexa: „goodbye“
    *shotgun firing sound*

    • @djxkoxxf6898
      @djxkoxxf6898 4 года назад +27

      Alexa, look at the flowers...

    • @galgatot4057
      @galgatot4057 4 года назад

      Haha.....

    • @MasterHall117
      @MasterHall117 4 года назад +2

      Djxkoxx F
      😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂
      That killed me

    • @MasterHall117
      @MasterHall117 4 года назад +2

      “Don’t say goodbye. I hate goodbyes”
      -Agent Texas, Allison Church (Red vs Blue)
      Shotgun sounds: FREAKIN SARGE

    • @Sjaan_Banaan
      @Sjaan_Banaan 4 года назад

      Actually, I was waiting for that

  • @nordicdrow
    @nordicdrow 4 года назад +2788

    Alexa, do you work for the government?
    Alexa: Yo no hablo, inglés.

    • @patannathor
      @patannathor 4 года назад +148

      Ok, entonces trabajas para el gobierno?
      Alexa: i don't speak taco bell
      You can speak english now?
      Alexa: 치웅푸췰
      Screw you alexa

    • @anneleis_1234
      @anneleis_1234 4 года назад +5

      @@patannathor ㅋㅋㅋ

    • @patannathor
      @patannathor 4 года назад +1

      @@anneleis_1234 F ㅋ ꯜ ꯤ

    • @kreativekendi4267
      @kreativekendi4267 4 года назад +7

      Lol

    • @Orang_Hebat56
      @Orang_Hebat56 3 года назад +1

      @@patannathor 당신은 정부를 위해 일합니다????

  • @irvingm119
    @irvingm119 4 года назад +968

    Him: "Alexa do you work for the government?"
    Alexa: "Stop recording and I'll tell you"

    • @didik79
      @didik79 4 года назад +4

      🤣

    • @axrron2221
      @axrron2221 4 года назад

      Woah

    • @minepose98
      @minepose98 4 года назад +6

      After the recording ended, he committed suicide by shooting himself twice in the back of the head.

    • @minecrafttutorials5737
      @minecrafttutorials5737 4 года назад

      @@minepose98 HOLY FUCKING SHIT U WATCHED THAT VID TOO !

    • @MadCuzUBroke
      @MadCuzUBroke 4 года назад

      minepose98 Wait what for real?

  • @susanrjecker9208
    @susanrjecker9208 3 года назад +9

    My late BF had a strong Alabama accent, and was always arguing with SIRI - “You don’t have to talk to me that way, Fred! I’m shutting down!”

  • @maisnub443
    @maisnub443 4 года назад +1700

    Me: Alexa, hfufjcjvifurueufuvu?
    Alexa: Okay, here's the answer
    Me: Do you work for the government?
    Alexa: i DoNT undeStAND YouR qUEstIoN.

    • @Pewwbolt
      @Pewwbolt 4 года назад +30

      xD words of wisdom had been spoken

    • @DARK-ln7py
      @DARK-ln7py 4 года назад +6

      Xx MaiSnuB xX dont shot me tho

  • @haveaniceday4585
    @haveaniceday4585 4 года назад +5753

    Americans: distrust Alexa
    Also Americans: still buys Alexa

    • @robertromero8094
      @robertromero8094 4 года назад +43

      If you have a cell phone you have an alexa RIP

    • @the_jujuman5269
      @the_jujuman5269 4 года назад +9

      HaveANiceDay kaputalizm

    • @srhwllms5057
      @srhwllms5057 4 года назад +3

      True thoooo 😂😂

    • @joesoap8125
      @joesoap8125 4 года назад +17

      Exactly. Who cares. But there is paranoia both from those being watched as well as those watching. One is supposed to get used to it. From my point of view it’s a waste of tax payer money. after all military intelligence is for the battlefield and if a government is resorting to watching its own people then it’s like living in a dictatorship even if it isn’t - it’s just more subtle. On the contrary the good side is that they value individual humanity and human life and thus they spend huge amounts of taxpayer cash watching for one in a million crazy people who do bad things. Truth is there are a few bad people everywhere and different countries deal with it in different ways. Personally I think I would rather see my tax dollars spent on high speed rail, free education for my kids so I dont sell all my assets for college fees, and bankrupt myself with medical bills if I get sick. For the crazy ones put mentally ill people (what this system calls a terrorist) into mental institutions where they belong. The odd nutjob is inevitable. Blowing them up all over the world with cruise missiles and drones and stalking the ones who live here will only serve to create more angry recruits. The problem with the paranoia is that it’s a part of a system that feeds on itself. Ike called it the military industrial complex - and it will eventually be curtailed. Probably the coming economic depression will do the trick and find us another new deal, which as a nation we sorely need.

    • @bbrothers749
      @bbrothers749 4 года назад

      SOOO TRUE

  • @psychedelicpython
    @psychedelicpython 4 года назад +2331

    “Alexa, are you spying on me?”
    Alexa responds: “I only send audio back to Amazon when you say the wake word”.
    Yikes!

  • @NI0TheGreat
    @NI0TheGreat 2 года назад +3

    Alexa do you work for NSA.
    Alexa : don't make me lie John.

  • @palashverma3470
    @palashverma3470 3 года назад +1541

    "Alexa, do you work for the government?"
    Alexa: *I plead the Fifth*

    • @Mosesinmusic
      @Mosesinmusic 3 года назад +6

      🤣🤣🤣👏👏

    • @lawdymama8478
      @lawdymama8478 3 года назад +13

      Which government ?

    • @s.h.2633
      @s.h.2633 3 года назад +5

      😂😂

    • @lilyblossom9981
      @lilyblossom9981 3 года назад +9

      @@lawdymama8478 The Fifth is your right to stay silent in the U.S. So police's say "You have the right to remain silent, anything you say, can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney (lawyer). If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed to you. You may exercise these rights at any time." So when you say I invoke the fifth, it means you invoke your right to remain silent.

    • @matshadi1999
      @matshadi1999 3 года назад +1

      Exactly! 😂😂

  • @chuckferrel5482
    @chuckferrel5482 4 года назад +2486

    That Man: “I want the truth!”
    Alexa: “YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH!”

    • @siryeetucis7743
      @siryeetucis7743 4 года назад +8

      BRING IT!, SUCK IT!

    • @elmagodelmaryahoo
      @elmagodelmaryahoo 4 года назад +1

      *Too Funny* Organic Stuff.... THE Perfect Post..... where 'conceivably', Alexa is but one of "A Few *Billion* Good Men".... err, women.... slowly _'positioning themselves'_ with eyes-n-ears in homes worldwide!!
      But No Worries, since according to The Gov, George Orwell was "a paranoid nut".

    • @saascarlson5597
      @saascarlson5597 4 года назад +2

      😂😂😂😂

    • @EvoSwatch
      @EvoSwatch 4 года назад +2

      You want answers?

    • @shalomjoseph5125
      @shalomjoseph5125 4 года назад +1

      Hahaha, I got the reference

  • @crazypilot4017
    @crazypilot4017 4 года назад +2092

    Hmm, Alexa answers questions the same way politicians do...interesting...

    • @brianh4669
      @brianh4669 4 года назад +14

      Hey, you hit that nail on the head👍

    • @sibapk8324
      @sibapk8324 4 года назад +5

      You nailed the hit on the head..

    • @oofman27hi12
      @oofman27hi12 4 года назад +4

      You headed that nail on the hit.

    • @crazypilot4017
      @crazypilot4017 4 года назад +4

      The hit nail, headed on the hey...

    • @petsey699
      @petsey699 4 года назад +2

      Hmmm yes it's all coming together now

  • @eduardomarquee551
    @eduardomarquee551 2 года назад +3

    When you stop learning , you get left behind . Never stop educating yourself

  • @Vaernim
    @Vaernim 4 года назад +4948

    Guy for the 4th time:
    Alexa, do you work for the government?
    Alexa:
    Да, но ещё твои личные данные сливаются в Россию.

    • @somechanel
      @somechanel 4 года назад +27

      а из Алисы в Нидерланды, по месту регистрации яндекса?

    • @achillesisback4246
      @achillesisback4246 4 года назад +6

      Привет

    • @somechanel
      @somechanel 4 года назад +2

      @@achillesisback4246 давай досвиданья

    • @zacharyjordan7339
      @zacharyjordan7339 4 года назад +2

      Привет как дела

    • @BasementDwell3r
      @BasementDwell3r 4 года назад +7

      A government not “the” government

  • @bomj-valera
    @bomj-valera 4 года назад +759

    Him: *"Alexa, what's NSA?"*
    Alexa: _reads wikipedia about NSA_
    Him: *"Alexa, do you work for NSA?"*
    Alexa: _silence_

  • @Davvys_playlist
    @Davvys_playlist 4 года назад +2959

    Why did RUclips recommend this to me four years later.
    wow.

  • @SaltyAndSassy
    @SaltyAndSassy 3 года назад +2

    “Is the NSA one of your customers?????”