The first story is actually pretty standard in Japan. You can actually rent a wedding dress and have a whole fake wedding. You can rent friends to go do things for you/ with you. You can even rent people to spend time with you to make it look like you have friends.
Punching someone for following you around their house is very Chicago. Inviting someone to your house and then following them is also very Chicago. I love my city 😂😂
12:41 “My wife is my best friend but I don’t always want a friend.” Maaaan, lissin. AWLUVIT!!!! Our house has an attached one bedroom apt I repurposed as my office. No one has access to the biometric lock! Wife? Daughter? They have to CALL first! 😂
This is why dog people will always annoy me. I just lost my girl cat at 14 years old and I have a boy left who is 18. I was devastated and hurt. Pets are our family regardless of their species. I hate that type of thinking so much from dog people, I don’t get why they always have to be so against cats and say out of pocket stuff.
@olexia07 that's usually how it goes. Cat people almost always still like dogs. Dog people can't stand cats most cases. I have 2 black cats and still ask to pet dogs in the stores
Tony touring that man's house the man said, "hey let me give you the GUIDED tour." That kid's mom probably said, "Don't you let none of ya bad a$$ friends be running all over or messing up my house" before she left.😅 Then Tony socked him out😂😂
I feel the same way about my dog, I’ve had 2-my thing is, I’d rather raise a dog or 2 in my home, knowing they’ll have a good life. Pets will always be around, might as well make sure they’re in good families instead of a bunch of strays :)
i like this group. they actually wanna hear a story instead of the other group looking for us to buy tix to they next comedy show or something saying the same jokes every time and laughing like its the best thing they ever heard
Man! I love my man but I’ve had to explain to him I enjoy my own company…and silence. If we goin do something, then let’s do it but we ain’t gotta be tethered together every second of the day. Lol
I had go rehome my dog over 7 years ago when I was homeless. She didn't even die and it still hurts so bad. I'm doing great now but don't think I'll ever get another dog because of the heartbreak, alone.
I literally had to put my boy dog Ziggy to sleep a last night 😭 he made it 10 years and as much as it hurt I knew I had to be in there with him to the very end 😭😭 the pet loss pain really hits different but I wouldn’t trade the memories for anything
kev! I have been a huge fan ufo you and ADD since 2017. I was raised on you guys and your content. Would love to express my appreciation more, but had to comment and say I saw you on an old spice commercial. Super dope
Cats got personality too. Mine was very much like me he liked some people, close family, otherwise he would bounce when they arrived. Very playful with my and my brothers, otherwise he didn't play around. Had him for 4 years, he has been gone for 4 years now and im still sad. His place in the kitchen is untouched bowl and all.
I remember a podcast where the Kevon-Stay (the G is silent) krew did a podcast in Tony's room. He clearly wanted to leave but he couldn't leave a foolishment (collective noun for "Kev en em") unsupervised in his room.
My mama won't get a dog for the very same reason... ain't trying to go through putting down another pet. *** We were in the room with my dog 7+ deep. Watched it all, AND we almost got R.I.P t-shirts 😊
@32:14 OOOOWWWW Shots fired bang bang you shot me dead with that one .. I use to have 5 turtles... The 1st one was Curtis (2008) he(red ear slider) was to little to travel I'm in Tennessee (they are native to here so you can't buy them here) and my bf sister brought it from Florida he was the size of 2 fingers put together. Then my Bf dad passed and his mom moved to FL (2010) so she gave mecher 2 turtles that i named Bella Donna and Sytheria(both red ear sliders) Then when I went to Fl (2011) I bought Katie Morgan(yellow belly) and then my friend gave me her turtle (red ear slider) that i named Ava Angelise. All of them died (2016)except in Katie so I gave her away.
16:11 I have “bed clothes” but it’s not pajamas, it’s a whole other entire comfortable OUTFIT, because what if there’s a fire?🔥 I’m READY to surprisedly outside. I’m fully attired.
I need to miss my wife too, but we don't need to sleep in separate beds in order for me to miss her lol I think some of y'all have traumas and triggers that need working through.
“My wife is my best friend, but sometimes I don’t want a friend.” LMFAO!!!
This was good!!
Man, I love Dustin! 😄
Dustin talking bout “I don’t want to have to deal with what you might say” 😂😂😂
I could see Tony being the bad guy from Inspector Gadget rubbing Midnight when he’s at the house.
The thought of Tony as Dr. Claw is hilarious
Wow... You must be "me" years old...
There was a theory back in the day that Penny's Dad was Dr. Claw. IDK if it's true, it's just what I heard. Maybe He gets 2 roles🤷🏾♂️
The first story is actually pretty standard in Japan. You can actually rent a wedding dress and have a whole fake wedding. You can rent friends to go do things for you/ with you. You can even rent people to spend time with you to make it look like you have friends.
That's sad
@@queencleopatra007😂ong
Omg, are people there that lonely?! Just start talking to someone! 🤣
Also, I love solo trips. I leave when I want, go where I want, and don’t have to hear nan a person ask, “when we leaving, you done, can I?”
Punching someone for following you around their house is very Chicago. Inviting someone to your house and then following them is also very Chicago. I love my city 😂😂
Mane this is funny af😂😂😂
Facts 😂😂
I did this in the 2008 recession. It was called Rent-a-friend lol. Honestly I still miss it, the money was GOOD
I was on it during COVID!
I might just freelance that shit ATP.
Tony: Have you had a sit down with Midnight? It seems as though he is rebelling (teenage angst). 😂😂😂
12:41 “My wife is my best friend but I don’t always want a friend.” Maaaan, lissin. AWLUVIT!!!!
Our house has an attached one bedroom apt I repurposed as my office. No one has access to the biometric lock! Wife? Daughter? They have to CALL first! 😂
Kev & I are the same…imma read EVERY placard!!!
Midnight trying to kill Tony😂😂😂😂
Tony be looking so serious at the beginning...staring off into the distance, I love it lol
27:40 I’ve had my cat for 13 years and the day she dies is going to tear me apart. Cats are less work but they’re still our family
This is why dog people will always annoy me. I just lost my girl cat at 14 years old and I have a boy left who is 18. I was devastated and hurt. Pets are our family regardless of their species. I hate that type of thinking so much from dog people, I don’t get why they always have to be so against cats and say out of pocket stuff.
@olexia07 that's usually how it goes. Cat people almost always still like dogs. Dog people can't stand cats most cases. I have 2 black cats and still ask to pet dogs in the stores
Dustin tony and kennelia got my ctfu within first few minutes 😂😂💀💀
Sometimes it's nice to do stuff on my own. Call those self dates. Just don't always have the energy to coordinate or deal with being rushed.
Tony touring that man's house the man said, "hey let me give you the GUIDED tour." That kid's mom probably said, "Don't you let none of ya bad a$$ friends be running all over or messing up my house" before she left.😅 Then Tony socked him out😂😂
Love when it's this line up!
Same. Those Lou Lou and Patrick episodes are just too chaotic and is just basically like Roast Me
@jeter274 exactly, it's fine if you like that kind of thing but not my jam, I say this with love and light, that panel is way too chaotic.
SAME!!!
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Kev show up to the airport and claims to have designed said plane during his stint at his old job😂
#Love when we ACTUALLY get to hear the #Stories someone chose to send instead of another roast session! 💖
That’s so true! Lmao being alone is so dope sometimes
This guy is the TEMU therapist.😂
the most disrespectful outro ever lmaoo
Yooo that TikTok breakdown. Is hilariously accurate
I feel the same way about my dog, I’ve had 2-my thing is, I’d rather raise a dog or 2 in my home, knowing they’ll have a good life. Pets will always be around, might as well make sure they’re in good families instead of a bunch of strays :)
This interview felt very much like y’all paid him to be yall friend 😂
The tortoise comes with the house lol
Tony's draws to the other guys drawers is hilarious
17:50 “yeah in my draws” “yeah in your drawers” this was funny to me 😂😂😂😂
Lol I appreciate that he didn't try to switch it up for the blacks. He's just his white self
@@dandybrandy451 yeah no code switching is funny
I remember Kanellia (sorry for the misspelling) when she would review the tv show Power.
I see Tony, I click 😂💪🏾
i like this group. they actually wanna hear a story instead of the other group looking for us to buy tix to they next comedy show or something saying the same jokes every time and laughing like its the best thing they ever heard
Yassss ! I love THIS group 🙌🏾💗
Tony Baker is my spirit animal 😂😂 stealing off on someone in they own house is wild 😂😂😂😂
"A piece of lettuce in his mouth" KILLED ME!!! 🤣🤣🤣
I love this lineup 😂
S/o Snoh and Tems for the airport vibes
My house is 69 degrees at all times. When we go on vacation our room is 65 degrees as well.
65 degrees to sleep is top tier 🙌🏿
@@keshiaknows yes ma’am supreme sleeps 😂
23:33 Midnight come back like, "Im sick of this man. Watch out!"
30:00 TAurRus better represent!!
Tony saying the lettuce n the mouth for the tortious 🐢 🤣
Man! I love my man but I’ve had to explain to him I enjoy my own company…and silence. If we goin do something, then let’s do it but we ain’t gotta be tethered together every second of the day. Lol
Tony Baker got a cat? Awww I love that!
I had go rehome my dog over 7 years ago when I was homeless. She didn't even die and it still hurts so bad. I'm doing great now but don't think I'll ever get another dog because of the heartbreak, alone.
Kev. Don't you ever leave again. Tony is funny but we need you!
I love how Kev never entertains hypothetical conversations that could be misconstrued as disrespect to Melissa. It's always big I love my wife energy.
Yes!! I dont want you to come mess up my vibe.
I literally had to put my boy dog Ziggy to sleep a last night 😭 he made it 10 years and as much as it hurt I knew I had to be in there with him to the very end 😭😭 the pet loss pain really hits different but I wouldn’t trade the memories for anything
kev! I have been a huge fan ufo you and ADD since 2017. I was raised on you guys and your content. Would love to express my appreciation more, but had to comment and say I saw you on an old spice commercial. Super dope
Deaf kid hears his mom’s voice for the first time 29:21 😂😂😂😂 I sweeeear
Kev had to run back that harboring biscuits line and still didn’t get the laughs 😂
I love a good house coat 😅😅😅😂😂
“Stop following me around”
“This is my house”
“……… you right” 👊🏾💥
“That’s a long trip to get chewed on” 😂😂😂
My man said... "these are our stretch marks " 😂
I hollered. Thankfully my kids are still sleep.
How have I been watching Kev for ages and only just realised I wasn't subscribed
Lol we have a turtle that we got as kids name Billie Jean and she’s 20 years old now and lives with my sister. Turtles live forever.
Cats got personality too. Mine was very much like me he liked some people, close family, otherwise he would bounce when they arrived. Very playful with my and my brothers, otherwise he didn't play around. Had him for 4 years, he has been gone for 4 years now and im still sad. His place in the kitchen is untouched bowl and all.
This first topic hit so hard cause I’m trying to decide if I go see Ali Siddiq alone because I can’t find anyone who wants to go with me.
Go. Don't miss out.
DO IT. I just went to see him last week by myself for my birthday weekend, I had an amazing time! Went to dinner, then the show.
I remember a podcast where the Kevon-Stay (the G is silent) krew did a podcast in Tony's room. He clearly wanted to leave but he couldn't leave a foolishment (collective noun for "Kev en em") unsupervised in his room.
I remember that! He had the bump-stop on his head
y451 he made me uncomfortable
How dare you! Werthers originals are for everyoneee😅
Dang now I want some
I don't care how cold the house has been, I've never turned the thermostat up higher than 70. That's crazy
Why not tho? It exists to keep you WARM. 🤔
Can we get an episode with Tony Baker and Patrick Cloud? 😂
“I could swim “💀🤣🤣
I read the story of that Japanese guy conversation is not included 😏🤣🤣
My mama won't get a dog for the very same reason... ain't trying to go through putting down another pet.
*** We were in the room with my dog 7+ deep. Watched it all, AND we almost got R.I.P t-shirts 😊
Wow. 😢
A respectable 67° is perfect sleepin weather 💪🏾
I couldn’t click this episode fast enough 😅
@32:14 OOOOWWWW Shots fired bang bang you shot me dead with that one .. I use to have 5 turtles... The 1st one was Curtis (2008) he(red ear slider) was to little to travel I'm in Tennessee (they are native to here so you can't buy them here) and my bf sister brought it from Florida he was the size of 2 fingers put together. Then my Bf dad passed and his mom moved to FL (2010) so she gave mecher 2 turtles that i named Bella Donna and Sytheria(both red ear sliders) Then when I went to Fl (2011) I bought Katie Morgan(yellow belly) and then my friend gave me her turtle (red ear slider) that i named Ava Angelise. All of them died (2016)except in Katie so I gave her away.
He should change his name to #SimpGameKev😂
My mom held her cat til the end and came out with those little pawn prints saddest thing I ever seen
I love sleeping with socks on. Thats not sociopathic lol
24:40 Wait, did Kev say the Paris METRO has bedbugs too? 😧
16:11 I have “bed clothes” but it’s not pajamas, it’s a whole other entire comfortable OUTFIT, because what if there’s a fire?🔥 I’m READY to surprisedly outside. I’m fully attired.
I’m not going to front that’s a dream job id do this for $71.00 an hour YES I CAN DO THIS
Facts especially if I can do it for 24 hours a week and chill
Ya'll saw the video of Drake getting ready in his luxury shower? Tony sound just like that😂
I LOVE museums. My family rolls there eyes the whole time. GO HOME THEN. SHIT.
4:24 BIG 👏🏾 MUTHA 👏🏾 F’n 👏🏾 📠!
Where are the biscuits from?
20:18 72° is not cold! That's warm. How can you wear pajamas, while under the blankets, with the thermostat on 72?
I will End up Owing Them Change… I CANT STAND PEOPLE
Anyone else get a little moist at the detailed description of Tony’s shower routine?!?! 🥵🥵🥵
Never mind he got cats
@@MiataShanay😂😂😂
I’m in socks 24/7
I shower exactly how Tony described. Tony is my twin fr
I was devastated when my cats died. Why would you think it's any different?
Team 65 degree sleeper 🙌🏽
Paris on Punishment
👀 I'm friendly 😁 is this a side job opportunity .
62-64° 20:59 yes that’s me
Who's the third guy in flannel?
Dustin Nickerson
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63 at night. Summer or winter
Is Tony a never-nude??😂😂
Socks and slides?
What's wrong with you people?
There's fashion I just don't get.
Like the girls wearing fluffy slippers outside on the streets.
Boycott Starbucks
Are Tony & Sabrina still together?
No, not for a while
@@ayoogunleye5507 wow!!! I remember they were really going strong during the pandemic (when everything was shut down). I wonder what happened?
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🖤💚🧡💛🤍
Not that I was a fan but, what happened to Ty Davis?
😂😂
Damn. Just realized I haven’t heard her name since COVID.
They got back to work
I need to miss my wife too, but we don't need to sleep in separate beds in order for me to miss her lol I think some of y'all have traumas and triggers that need working through.
oh no, is that starbucks on the desk? disappointing :((((
This was filmed before, they were talking about cancelling the Paris show which they did in September
@@flowerfan70ahh ok, I honestly clicked out as soon as I saw. Thanks correcting me 🤍
Why is Kev wearing a Blink 182 shirt? I don't think he's a fan of the band
Why not?
@@queencleopatra007Cause he never talks about them. When he talk about music is always church, r&b or rap. Nothing about rock/alternative rock music.