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@@mkultra2456 What? What the fuck is wrong with you? Just because of an “Audio problem”, which is likely not an audio problem but some noise from the original video, he isn’t going to get money? Are you seriously that fucking stupid?
ROIGHT. SO DA WAY I'Z GOT DIS FIGURED OUT, IZ IF YOU'Z BLOOBERRIES GOTS LOTSA DAKKA, WE'Z JUST GOTTA 'AV MORE BOYZ THAN YOU'Z GOT DAKKA AND DEN YOU'Z GONNA GET CHOPPED UP REAL NICE
Very, very slight. I'm relatively certain a space marine could play golf with Tau, or with a good thunder hammer and terminator armor turn them into make-shift ammunition.
That is one sturdy Tau, most of them probably would've exploded into blue bits from that hit alone. Still why would the Tau want a time portal? to go back and warn their race that they'll have to engage in Melee?
tau are all about technology, the ultramarines is propably there to keep it safe until the mechanicus can get there and destroy it and the tau arent having it
My fusion blade coldstar commander has fucked up so many space marine captains it isn't even funny anymore. I get so fuckin lucky with my commanders lol.
little wonder, the EC artists clearly lack any kind of real focus or creativity while the Regicide art team did a bang-up job with basically everything - and my texture shaders may have a part to play too, of course.
_"See the title... Start the video... See a Space Marine... vs a TAU... Immidiatly pause."_ There is only two way it ends : Glory... Or *_HERESY_* . EDIT: _"Reach the end if the video... Slowly pull back my hand from the Exterminatus button... Press the like button."_
I remember one trailer it showed a guardsman praying for his life as the camera turned and revealed a fire warrior about to shoot at point blank range, if that tau didn't get blown away by a Space Marine I would've expected the guardsman to still win with his combat knife against that blueberry.
Oh damn, I was thinking the Astartes was waiting for the Tau _ to get up,_ but instead we are talking about _getting down again._ I just can not stop laughing right now.
I see Skyrim physics apply. The thunder hammer comes DOWN in an overhand arc, smashing the Fire Warrior DOWN. Fire Warrior gets flung UP and keeps going UP for several hundred feet at least before falling
*runs up and grabs taus fire arm* Tau: :( *starts reading literature to the tau while they struggle to shake their gun free from your grasp* Tau: Let go of my gun! *hits tau with book* Tau: ...I’m sorry, please continue.
Reading them the entire Codex Astartes, then the entire Lectitio Divinitatus, every bit of Imperial propaganda in existence, and finish it all off by reading them the Lex Imperialis and the Book of Judgement, giving them rejuvenation treatments to keep them from dying of old age before they could finish all of the books cover to cover. If those filthy Xenos don't end up accepting the Imperial Creed and the Emperor and committing suicide to rid the galaxy of their own filth after that, then they truly are more vile and insane then we ever could have anticipated!
Well they have no choice as long as they’re engaged in melee combat with you. I’m surprised at the lack of “Tau women are helpless to stop me in melee” stuff. But then again I think I saw enough of that on reddit or something XD
A space marine would never need to check his watch as the standered time on holy Terra is displayed inside his helm's tactical display when ever nesicary.
do you know why people like us that prefer the tau in dawn of war have absolutly no care for melee? because what dose it mater....if the enemy dies right after he enters our sight range?
To tHe SkIeS, bRoThErS! (Two squads of Assault Marines land in the middle of your Fire Warriors.) (A Thunder Hammer/Storm Shield Terminator squad teleports behind your Crisis Suits.) (A drop pod lands directly on top of your Hammerhead, the Dreadknot inside proceeding to casually SQUAD BROKEN a nearby Broadside.) (A Grey Knights squad charges your Ethereal at the speed of fuck and promptly breaks your entire firing line with a casual elbow to the face.) And that's just the options available to Space Marines to close the distance. Orks and Chaos can drown you in bodies, Imperial Guard can straight-up out-range you with Basilisks, Eldar can 'nothin personnel' from that one webway gate you missed while advancing, Necrons can do that damned teleport/Solar Pulse combo to take advantage of your dairy allergy, Dark Eldar can morale-break your entire army with a single button push, and Sisters can... uh... charge Repentias and pray your Fire Warriors are too virgin to shoot straight?
and also if the kroot and vespid in front of our fire warriors dont hold out the enemy long enough to be finished of by our fire warriors then the line of our fire warriors behind the fire warriors will.
Y’know what, despite how much the Imperium values GLORIOUS MELEE COMBAT, there aren’t a lot that are designed for that other than the astartes, custodes, and Primearchs.
"These Tau sound amazing. Why have we not brutally subjugated them and taken all their stuff?" "B-but my Lord... THEY CANT EVEN FIGHT IN MELEE COMBAT." "WHAAAAAAAAT?!"
This went about as well as you can expect. A lone Firecast warrior without a Crisis Battlesuit yea....................He's dead he just doesn't know it yet.
Rade Petrovic *Box unveils Commisariat Laspistol* Useless in entertainment but NOT in the firing line! *BLAM* now for your replacement *Note left behind as the commisar leaves, saying: Ave Imperetor.*
How to deal with Tau 101: Step one: Locate your thunder hammer/beating instrument of choice. Step 2, grip beating instrument of choice with two hands. Third, bring glory to the emperor.
Honestly was expecting the whole samurai jack vs portal guardian for some reason... Then again a chainsword could practically cut through anything Tau as long as it's not energy based...
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WTF IS THAT HORRIBLE BACKGROUND NOISE?
@@mkultra2456 “Yeah hey i’m going to be homeless or something” “WTF WHY IS THERE BACKROUND NOISE????!?!?!?!?!1?€!!2?2”
@@thatamericanloser2833 If this fucker wants money he needs to fix that audio problem.
@@mkultra2456 What? What the fuck is wrong with you? Just because of an “Audio problem”, which is likely not an audio problem but some noise from the original video, he isn’t going to get money? Are you seriously that fucking stupid?
You'll probably have to choose a different franchise mate, considering recent events.
Sees 'Melee' in the titel. Sees the Tau.
"Yup, he's dead."
Unless we're talking about Commander Farsight, who wrecks obscene numbers of Orks with a massive warp-powered sword
That's where the gue'vesa auxiliaries come into play.
Hey, I made that comment. And here I am again. :D
I have a Hammer! I have a tau! Uh! Ranged weapon!
@@weldonwin farsight Is a named characters, no shit that Hes exempt from the rule
Tau: Tell me again. What is this me-lee? It sounds interesting.
Well technically necrons use it too !
A Lonely Person lychguards and flayed ones. So crazy idiots
There are still the necrons overlords using those staffs of theirs.
@Trazyn The Infinite greatest answer
@@alonelyperson6031 poor, sick necron flayers
Gotta get back.
Back to the past.
Tau Fire Caste.
Fire Caste.
Gotta get back
Back to the Past
Tau Fire Caste
@@Fyrebrand18 watcha!
I-i mean PURGE THE XENOS!
_WACHOW_
CAST CAST
ETHERIAL CAST.
CAST CAST C-C-C CAST
Gotta go fast
THEY CAN'T EVEN FIGHT IN MELEE!
What did you just say ?
This....Is.....
*ABSOLUTELY DISGRACEFUL !!!*
Sure we suck in Melee. It's a shame you'll never get that close.
Dogemar You know what all Imperium champions also have in common? They're not alive to tell about it.
ROIGHT. SO DA WAY I'Z GOT DIS FIGURED OUT, IZ IF YOU'Z BLOOBERRIES GOTS LOTSA DAKKA, WE'Z JUST GOTTA 'AV MORE BOYZ THAN YOU'Z GOT DAKKA AND DEN YOU'Z GONNA GET CHOPPED UP REAL NICE
please never stop making Samurai Jack scenes in 40k you're my hero
The Scotsman would be a spacewolf.
I would like to see how samurai Jack would do in 40k
He should be above space marine level as something like beyond jedi level ?
Ahhh thought it sounded familiar gotta watch that again
@@Bacxaber and it would be perfect casting
But would jack be a white scar
I knew I felt like I've seen this scene in a show before
Shadowsun: "Niko, niko-nii...."
Helbrecht: "Shut up or I'mma break your niko, niko-kneecaps."
That one made me laugh.
Did you see a post on grimdank of that joke?
i feel like it's not cry babby enough to be Helbrecht though
Why is it not kitten?
@@jacobhederstrom8198
IS
NOT
CANON!!!!
-kitten
The fact that this is only a slight exageration of how space marine vs tau footsoldier meel combat would go makes this even better
Very, very slight. I'm relatively certain a space marine could play golf with Tau, or with a good thunder hammer and terminator armor turn them into make-shift ammunition.
*FOOLISH* *FISH* *SAMURAI*
@Trazyn The Infinite we all do.
ALWAYS ANGRY
THEY ARE NOT FISH SAMURAI
R/woosh
Wielding a Mekka suit wielding a scary toy gun wielding a blue energy blast
That is one sturdy Tau, most of them probably would've exploded into blue bits from that hit alone. Still why would the Tau want a time portal? to go back and warn their race that they'll have to engage in Melee?
tau are all about technology, the ultramarines is propably there to keep it safe until the mechanicus can get there and destroy it and the tau arent having it
@@tomasmisek5598 Dont they worship machines though? The Ultramarines that is
@@newtonianlaw3249 no, the ultramarines worship their primarch daddy
@@tomasmisek5598 Then who worships machines?
@@newtonianlaw3249 the adeptus mechanicus and the iron hands
Tau: ( enters melee range.)
Ultramarine: So...
you've chosen death.
Any race that is not Human: exist
Imperium of Man: "You have chosen death."
now I wanna see the Scotsman as an Ork
thegayhare Imagine Jack as an Eldar and the Scotsman as an Ultra-marine. 'That's not a sword... This is a sword!' *revs chain engine to life*
*Space Wolf
@@Burgerzaza The Eldar also use Chainswords. Most of the time the size of Eviscerators.
The First Primaris Cato Sicarius but tiny compared to mighty imperium blades
@@gaintrobotsrulez Try again. Eviscerators are 2+ meters long anti-tank chainswords.
Tau: You brought a hammer to face down my superior pulse technology? Bruh how cri-
*B O N K*
"Nope" - a space marine second before smacking a tau with a power hammer.
And he didn't even have to turn it on!!
Nop.
pew pew?
+The Emperor Of Man DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING AGAINST THE GREATER GOOD OR WHAT?!
Against the PEW PEW yes
and thats why the tau cant fight in meele
Yes: I'm the mother fucking Emperor, that's not a reason?
He's going back to get a 1st Edition Book of Weaboo Fightan Magick
Book of nine was 3.5ed
The fire warrior then went home and told his friends how fought the king of the space marines.
elronman *Meanwhile back in Ultramar* “And so I flung him with the thunderhammer, great first day in full armor”
@@gaintrobotsrulez sht was funny too you should have seen his legs twitching. I then called in the salamanders to torch him.
@@generalkenobi5173 lol
That's not even a King of Space Marine.
It's just a Tactical Marine with a power off Thunderhammer
Who else wants a series based on a tau warrior finding a way to melee and getting wrecked by literally everyone?
isn't that just every Tau ever that isn't part of the Farsight Enclave?
@@jeremybk54 fair enough 😆
You could have put a Guardswoman in the Astartes' place and it would have been the same.
Oh please... He could've put a servo-skull, with a butter knife duct-taped to its temple instead, and the outcome would've been the same.
@@brycethorner , or the Emperor on his throne. Melee outcome would be the same.
@@MrJDBrophy thats overkill,even if the Big E cant move, he can still use that ultra super psychic shit he can
It could have been an inanimate object and the tau would've killed its-self trying to move it.
Tau:what is your Me-Lee?
Guardsman: Never underestimate power of *TRENCH SHOVEL*
This is why the Farsight Enclave actually trains in Close Combat
Well normally tau use kroot and vespid for that stuff
@@thecalbinator7233 True, Kroot tames all kinda of stuff and eat all kinda of meat
@@Edo_Ginting BE MEGA STROOOOONG
yeah thats seems legit tau closecombat. i mean i even defeted a tau etherial with a devastator in closecombat , rocket launcher meet's face style.
But, even a cardboard cutout of a Devastator could kill an Ethereal. The skinny blue guys just can't a hit.
Igzorn Buelle same style of combat as a man with a camera
And then both the shooter and the targeted go flying, always a classic, always funny
Rampant A single Guardsman wielding naught but a knife is worth 3 Tau Fire Warriors in melee.
Dude, I once eradicated like 15 slaneeshi daemons with a bunch of grey hunters with knives before Logan even got in there.
Jack’s voice for the Tau is funny considering how much of a beast Jack is in melee.
And that, ladies, is how we treat every weeaboo Tau we come across.
and what if we come to you muhahahahahahaah
Hey guys
*basilisk arty barrage*
Skank Hunt44 well you see, that’s what my good friend Orok is for. He’s very pleased to eat you, I mean meet you
My fusion blade coldstar commander has fucked up so many space marine captains it isn't even funny anymore. I get so fuckin lucky with my commanders lol.
shut up before I pump you full of lead _oniichan_
I love how the UM looks at his non-existent watch, when most likely his HUD would have an integrated date & time function
Good SFM project 😁
"we can't fight in melee but it's irrelevant since you won't get that close
unless you do"
SFM models for the space marine look better than the plastic shit you see on Eternal Crusade.
little wonder, the EC artists clearly lack any kind of real focus or creativity while the Regicide art team did a bang-up job with basically everything - and my texture shaders may have a part to play too, of course.
Brenden Plong and absolutely better than the Ultrasmurfs 'movie'
Wish Regicide actually worked though
As soon as I heard that pitch at the beginning, I could tell this was a Samurai Jack reference :P
_"See the title... Start the video... See a Space Marine... vs a TAU... Immidiatly pause."_
There is only two way it ends : Glory...
Or *_HERESY_* .
EDIT: _"Reach the end if the video... Slowly pull back my hand from the Exterminatus button... Press the like button."_
Nerd.
You watched it too, sunshine.
I wasn't such a nerd about it.
@@Nugnugnug mate you are watching a Warhammer 40k video you are also a nerd
Should we tell the TTS Emperor about the Spacemarinespacemarines and their lack of melee weapons? I have yet to see one with a chainsword.
@Vlad Petr.
Your hindsight is clearly 40 40.
Space Marine: "For the Greater... Emperor?"
Tau: "Eh, close enough."
that moment when the ultramarine with the armet style helmet only knows two words and one of them includes a hammer
Such an irony for Samurai Jack to portray a tau but the end result is so right :D
This video is way too underrated. One of the most realistic I've ever seen lol
Combining "melee" and "T'au Fire Caste" has never end well...
for the Tau, that is.
I remember one trailer it showed a guardsman praying for his life as the camera turned and revealed a fire warrior about to shoot at point blank range, if that tau didn't get blown away by a Space Marine I would've expected the guardsman to still win with his combat knife against that blueberry.
The vid is a total of 4 seconds in. I already know I'm gonna love it.
it more likely that poor fire warrior turn into a red mist because thunder hammer goes boom.
Unless the power's off.
.> *loves the samurai jack scene*
Smooth animation, excellent references and not overly drawn out meaning perfect pacing I say....masterpiece!!!!!!!
0:39 "Damn, is he made out of Papier-mâché? This is taking forever."
skyrimgiants.mp4
"By what right do you d-"
"My right hand, holding a big hammer that I'm going to smack you with."
Oh damn, I was thinking the Astartes was waiting for the Tau _ to get up,_ but instead we are talking about _getting down again._ I just can not stop laughing right now.
Gotta deduct points ther for not having the sound effects for that mythical holy relic in the hands of a true warrior
0:39 watches still exist in 40 thousand years
I see Skyrim physics apply. The thunder hammer comes DOWN in an overhand arc, smashing the Fire Warrior DOWN. Fire Warrior gets flung UP and keeps going UP for several hundred feet at least before falling
"Nope"
Ork: *_"WARE'S DAH ZOGGIN' DAKKA?!?"_*
NOPE.
I shall gladly welcome this marine into my presents. Very well done.
That last nope really sold it for me.
It’s all fun and games until the Tau guy pulls out a little pistol that melts space marines
Tau: "What is this melee you speak of?"
Smurf-boi: "It is glory* *Chain sword inserted to xeno anus*
I dont know what I just watch.... BUT I LOVED IT!!!!
Nicely done.
*runs up and grabs taus fire arm*
Tau: :(
*starts reading literature to the tau while they struggle to shake their gun free from your grasp*
Tau: Let go of my gun!
*hits tau with book*
Tau: ...I’m sorry, please continue.
Reading them the entire Codex Astartes, then the entire Lectitio Divinitatus, every bit of Imperial propaganda in existence, and finish it all off by reading them the Lex Imperialis and the Book of Judgement, giving them rejuvenation treatments to keep them from dying of old age before they could finish all of the books cover to cover.
If those filthy Xenos don't end up accepting the Imperial Creed and the Emperor and committing suicide to rid the galaxy of their own filth after that, then they truly are more vile and insane then we ever could have anticipated!
Well they have no choice as long as they’re engaged in melee combat with you.
I’m surprised at the lack of “Tau women are helpless to stop me in melee” stuff. But then again I think I saw enough of that on reddit or something XD
That is the most dangerous drawback when you play T'AU in 40k tabletop: cannot melee
And people say they are tired of space marine animations .....how.....with this around ...
Just as I first saw the fire warrior and the title, I knew it wasn't going to end well for him.
Bouzouki seem like nothing comes good for the tau.
I thought he put that Tau Commie in low orbit. FOR THE EMPEROR!
That was the most laconic Ultramarine I've ever seen.
Now I want to paint wrist watches on my Space Marines.
This guy started the excellent warhammer fan videos thing. Bless him with a Dreadnought sarcopaghus.
I started laughing the moment I saw a fire warrior. Didn't even need to guess where this would go.
A space marine would never need to check his watch as the standered time on holy Terra is displayed inside his helm's tactical display when ever nesicary.
why is everyone so fascinated by the ultrasmurfs of rowboat girlyman?
Space golf looks fun
do you know why people like us that prefer the tau in dawn of war have absolutly no care for melee?
because what dose it mater....if the enemy dies right after he enters our sight range?
To tHe SkIeS, bRoThErS!
(Two squads of Assault Marines land in the middle of your Fire Warriors.)
(A Thunder Hammer/Storm Shield Terminator squad teleports behind your Crisis Suits.)
(A drop pod lands directly on top of your Hammerhead, the Dreadknot inside proceeding to casually SQUAD BROKEN a nearby Broadside.)
(A Grey Knights squad charges your Ethereal at the speed of fuck and promptly breaks your entire firing line with a casual elbow to the face.)
And that's just the options available to Space Marines to close the distance.
Orks and Chaos can drown you in bodies, Imperial Guard can straight-up out-range you with Basilisks, Eldar can 'nothin personnel' from that one webway gate you missed while advancing, Necrons can do that damned teleport/Solar Pulse combo to take advantage of your dairy allergy, Dark Eldar can morale-break your entire army with a single button push, and Sisters can... uh... charge Repentias and pray your Fire Warriors are too virgin to shoot straight?
S.Agent Gadriel we have crisis suits BEHIND OUR CRISIS SUITS! It’s genius really
and also if the kroot and vespid in front of our fire warriors dont hold out the enemy long enough to be finished of by our fire warriors then the line of our fire warriors behind the fire warriors will.
fot ppd absolutely brilliant
S.Agent Gadriel tell me, have you ever heard of the XV109? It’s a fun little suit known for chewing through terminators like they were guardsmen.
Has crono display in helmet.
Still wears wristwatch.
Y’know what, despite how much the Imperium values GLORIOUS MELEE COMBAT, there aren’t a lot that are designed for that other than the astartes, custodes, and Primearchs.
anyone else find it strange that the Space Marine wears a watch over his armour?
Now i realise what the Voices came from when Jack and the scotsman first met
"These Tau sound amazing. Why have we not brutally subjugated them and taken all their stuff?"
"B-but my Lord... THEY CANT EVEN FIGHT IN MELEE COMBAT."
"WHAAAAAAAAT?!"
The fact that the Space Marine has watch is great
Kevin Michael Richardson would be a good voice actor for a Space Marine.
Accurate depiction of T'au in melee
Unless it's the farsight enclave
@@user-mz9xo3hx1h true
Class!
This went about as well as you can expect. A lone Firecast warrior without a Crisis Battlesuit yea....................He's dead he just doesn't know it yet.
No tau were harmed during this video xD
Rade Petrovic Heresy !
Rade Petrovic *Box unveils Commisariat Laspistol* Useless in entertainment but NOT in the firing line! *BLAM* now for your replacement
*Note left behind as the commisar leaves, saying: Ave Imperetor.*
proper response: many tau were harmed during this video
This Is what happens when only a tiny part of the fire caste are actually good at melee
GUARDIAN! By what right do you deny me entry?
FOR THE EMPRAH! *SMACK*
part of me sees this as the tau wanting to go back in time to learn how to melee
Great quality! How you make these? Any tips? Teach me 👍🏻
Job well done
Tau challenging a Space Marine to melee WITHOUT A GUN OR ANY WEAPON is the similar to asking a crippled man to fight the launching engines of s rocket
I'm convinced that space marines play baseball with tau as the ball
How to deal with Tau 101: Step one: Locate your thunder hammer/beating instrument of choice. Step 2, grip beating instrument of choice with two hands. Third, bring glory to the emperor.
I wanted to rewatch this
Ultrasmurf used banhammer.
It's super effective.
I saw the tau and immediately new this was a joke.
AND IT WAS HILARIOUS!!
Anybody else expecting a massive pair of dice and the Tau winning or was that just me?
*Coughs* what? I was sleeping
This was awesome...sorry I am so late....you know...youtube and all.
Honestly was expecting the whole samurai jack vs portal guardian for some reason... Then again a chainsword could practically cut through anything Tau as long as it's not energy based...
"You make a worthy argument."
Space Marine too op Pls Nerf
Indeed
Nope
No.
befor it even started i could guess the awnser
LMFAO, LITERALLY EVERY ENCOUNTER I FEEL WOULD BE THIS.
"yes this is Commander otacon. Send in the riptides."
Hope you're doing alright man. Haven't heard from you in a while. All the best
Tau: our ranged attacks are unbeatable!
Litterally any other faction at 2 paces: yeah sure thing